Now what exactly does this mean? That NA is being drafted by EU?
Death to the West! (I mean HCE)
Too long have they dominated the map, also they told me that Eques were totally lame.
Uxhaul is full of sexy discount war gear, cos it's always a good time to BUY!!!!
Want ladders and siege sheeet? BUY AT UXHAUL!!!
Want sexy golden plate? BUY AT UXHAUL!!!
Limited time offer, come buy at Uxhaul, and I will give you 19794 Exotic Tents ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For now is the summer of our discount tents...
Our NA Supporters:
Legionaries
Wardens of the North
Hounds of Chulainn
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
That's a little bit more what i'd been hoping for, a little fighting spirit, rather than:(click to show/hide)
A few months ago we would've all loved for an NA/EU war,A few months ago there wasnt world war NA
But this'll be bigger, this has the potential to nearly even maybe possibly fill rosters for one last time!Their rosters will be full due to merc support, but ours will most likely stay the same
A year worth of unspent EU gear and troops vs an all-star cast of NA with the home ping and defensive advantage!
But this'll be bigger, this has the potential to nearly even maybe possibly fill rosters for one last time!
A year worth of unspent EU gear and troops vs an all-star cast of NA with the home ping and defensive advantage!
If the hated/loved Kesh can get a full roster then so can you.
But whoever is running HCE propaganda either seems determined for HCE to look like asses that dont want the support of the rest of NA, or they're willing to let non-propaganda people do that for them.
If noone wants to help HCE after this thread it's hardly surprising. Eques havent even tried hard to do divide and conquer tactics, HCE has done that to themselves - largely in this thread. Pull out the RP quick, it's your last hope, it's where EU can never compete with you.
What a bunch of pussies. Should just invade all of NA but you're pussies.Nice try.
Nice try.
Official statement from the Ministry of Truth of the Kalmar Union:
There are no Kalmar Union troops on NA and any armies carrying the lovely yellow banner that might or might not appear must be some European pro-CALAMARI supporters and nothing to do with us.
Love the 'can do' attitude, maybe in a few hours some of the more ballsy players will be online.
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Really?
Wonder where the 55 players from this NA strat battle yesterday all came from...
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4464
Or the 70 from this better-sized battle on the 27th:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4459
Love the 'can do' attitude, maybe in a few hours some of the more ballsy players will be online.
I can use Italics and bold font too. Maybe you didn't see the first post:
Love the positivity coming out of HCE right now. Just surrender and start burning troops in high-crime fiefs out of protest already if you dont want a fight. Or if you do plan to fight, there are already several people making awesome RP posts about repelling EU, and i'm sticking with the NA faction i'm in through all this so whatever they do i'll support on the map. But wassat? If James and Tristan say it's a lost cause i guess i'll just hand over my troops and keys to Uxhaul to Eques right?
Whilst saying you wont get a roster :P
That tends to be a self-fulfilling prophesy in this game.
Blah blah blah. Get in line.
Just boring.
Forgive me Heskeytime. I'm no longer in charge of diplomacy, and I find it tiresome that a massive eu group would come backstab one side of a world war in NA. Especially one that had been having good fights with even rosters.
The determination to be the little guy fighting the evil gankers, in conjunction with the other posters from your faction saying that you wont get a roster, in that context you state that 50% of NA is siding with EU. Feels like the prelude to some lame surrender, not some rallying call.
Forget it, i was hoping for some enthusiasm for the war and excitement around it, something to get me grinding more troops and leaving my city with sweet-ass gear. If instead we're just going to get moping then this topic is going to provide entertainment for all the wrong reasons.
HESKEY's right. Seriously. Kesh and Daruvian built empires out of nothing but rabid shitposting.
Acre, get yourself a proper diplomat. Someone who can create a cult of personality and change the vibe from "oh wow, you guys are attacking us? Literally 50% is allied against us and we are the other 50% but WE can't fill a roster, wow this is lame this game sucks" to something your guys can get behind and have fun with.
Fucking EU Pricks. I was on the Fence about Whether to Sign for or against HCE, and then their first battle is at 2PM EST.
Nope.
Fuck You EU bundle of stickss. I declare war on You. I Side for HCE. Long live America!
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Fucking EU Pricks. I was on the Fence about Whether to Sign for or against HCE, and then their first battle is at 2PM EST.Well I wanted to attack in a good time for both sides but Axemin put his night time so that won't happen. Viceroy_Idi_Axemin_of_Acre Night time:20:00 to 03:00 (this is what I see so it is cet) which basicly means that either it's to early for NA or to late for Eu, so please Acre put your night time on a reasonable time for both sides and we will do the same. Let's have some good fights and sorry for the bad time for the first battle.
Nope.
Fuck You EU bundle of stickss. I declare war on You. I Side for HCE. Long live America!
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Well I wanted to attack in a good time for both sides but Axemin put his night time so that won't happen. Viceroy_Idi_Axemin_of_Acre Night time:20:00 to 03:00 which basicly means that either it's to early for NA or to late for Eu, so please Acre put your night time on a reasonable time for both sides and we will do the same. Let's have some good fights and sorry for the bad time for the first battle.
OKAY HAVELLE I WILL TRY!
ATTENTION EU SHITLORDS! YOU HAVE COME TO THROW YOURSELVES ON THE BLADES OF NA. THE HILARITY OF THIS IDEA HAS CAUSED OUR ENTIRE FACTION TO TEMPORARILY LOSE BRAIN FUNCTIONS AND WHINE. NO MORE!
WE IN AMERICA HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN OUR SUPERIORITY TO YOU EU bundle of sticksS. HERE IS WELL DOCUMENTED PROOF:
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NA MLG PRO PLAYERS WILL BE YOUR DEMISE!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
That's like Perfect night for NA. Fuck off EU cunt.Our we could attack in our prime time and not give a shit about NA but that is not fun, I want the time to be good for both sides. Same as you don't want to fight so early I don't want to fight at 03:00
You come to NA to hang, Play by NA rules or Leave the game.
But I am saying it will be boring if the number one feature of this conflict is completely skewed rosters.
Our we could attack in our prime time and not give a shit about NA but that is not fun, I want the time to be good for both sides. Same as you don't want to fight so early I don't want to fight at 03:00Any NA can fix that.
OH AND DON'T FORGET AMERICA IS BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
HOW MANY EUROVISION SONG CONTEST HAVE YOU WON HAY? YEA THAT'S RIGHT 0HEY COMMIE BASTARDS HOW MANY SUPER BOWL WINS DO YOU HAVE? OH YEAH THATS RIGHT 0
So now we got 2 times a shit battle where no EU ppl can apply for. GG u motherfuckerz.
I was on their ts. Asked them to keep this friendly and at a time which is good for both sides.
While I was on their teamspeak someone IN THE CHANNEL changed his night time so that we got a battle at 3 AM. SO WHILE I WAS ASKING THEM TO KEEP THIS IN A PROPER WAY HE WAS CHANGING HIS NIGHT TIME.
So you blame us to be stronger and have better rosters?
U really wanna see a full pro EU roster? We will see if the time is still that retarded tomorrow. We'd rather to attack at our prime time even though this would be fucking unfair. Cuz we can't attack at a time which is good for u and us CUZ U FUCKERS CHANGED NIGHT TIME IN THAT TIME WHICH WAS OKAY FOR BOTH OF US.
HOW MANY EUROVISION SONG CONTEST HAVE YOU WON HAY? YEA THAT'S RIGHT 0
There's no picture to go along with this.Better now?
I'm highly skeptical this is true.
HOW MANY EUROVISION SONG CONTEST HAVE YOU WON HAY? YEA THAT'S RIGHT 0
And 90 % of the guys writing that retarded propaganda shit are overweight. fact.
And 100 % of the people writing in blue got a little penis. fact.
75 % of the guys writing in 36pt got no balls.
And 100 % of the people writing in blue got a little penis. fact.
FACT: 60% of all the Jews were killed by Europeans.
おそらくu'reも日本のニューキングについて誇り、 uがありますか？ 150K PPL +は被爆ました。私は本当にそのようなことについてのジョークをすることはないだろう。
私はガス室にUを得ることについて話すのと同じようなものです。
I did not see that you were German before I posted that, and frankly and honestly, I apologize if I offended you or your people.
Well said m'lord
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Ehhhh, The US kinda jumped into both World Wars at the end when the German soldiers were exhausted and sick of fighting. I'm sure that if a fresh German army fought against the US during WWII they would have won.
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Ehhhh, The US kinda jumped into both World Wars at the end when the German soldiers were exhausted and sick of fighting. I'm sure that if a fresh German army fought against the US during WWII they would have won.
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once trolls are given credit over legitimate players; It marks an end for me for this game.
Didn't quit the forums; dick wrangler.
Didn't quit the forums; dick wrangler.
North America have been having our petty wars constantly, generally attacking whenever we considered we had enough men to do so.
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NOT GETTING THE JOKE
EU PLAYERS CONFIRMED FOR BEING TO DENSE TO UNDERSTAND A JOKE! OUR AMERICAN HUMOR IS CLEARLY TOO ADVANCED FOR THEIR PUNY BRAINS TO UNDERSTAND!Lol so you don't have 40k troops? We come from eu and here having 40k troops is nothing special but I guess na lowbies have other standards...
Lol so you don't have 40k troops? We come from eu and here having 40k troops is nothing special but I guess na lowbies have other standards...
And now, a word from our Emperor:
Today, June 30, 2015—a date which will live in infamy—the Holy chadzian Empire of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the land forces of the Strat map of Eu, a continent we were at peace with. The reason for this attack is unknown, though it is supposed it is because Euro strat died long ago, and Euros hate fighting each other.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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The threat they pose could be a great one, as they have had eons to build up, while we of North America have been having our petty wars constantly, generally attacking whenever we considered we had enough men to do so. They claim to have the support of LL, the Wardens and the Hounds. This is a lie that I will never believe, for the Wardens and the Hounds that I know and respect would NEVER EVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS ACCEPT FOREIGN OVERLORDS! (they won't even accept domestic ones).
All the Eu horde offers is slavery. "Join them or be rekt!" "Join them and they will allow you to trade (strat version of hard labour) for them". Do not demean yourself by becoming their chattle. Be a man! Fight for freedom!visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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WE WILL FIGHT THEM! WE WILL FIGHT THEM FOR AMERICA! WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE STEPPES, IN THE TUNDRA; WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE DESERT! WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!(click to show/hide)
Every other day of the week we have to listen to you whine about how much better you are then American's :rolleyes:
請原諒我，如果我錯了，但：你是加拿大人，所以國王詹姆斯英畝，主要以HCE領導人。本週我們每一天聽你抱怨你好多都是那麼美國人的 :rolleyes: 調用在美國自由的方式從你真的讓我笑 :rolleyes:
上帝的意志斯特拉特有史以來最大的戰爭，以及至少在最活躍的球員時。帶上你的刀片和蝴蝶結STRAT所有戰士和準備自己的狗屎噸擺在您的路徑史詩般的戰役！
Or Strat, I see you inking around the desert from my keep.
So ?
We will come in unstoppable waves
We will come over siege towers, ladder up at the back side
we will rape you all.
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We will play with the highest amount of discipline and with the best tactics u guys have ever seen.
We will come in unstoppable waves followed by thousands of arrows, bolts and catapult shots.
Double post because AMERICA!
Pretty sure all of those NFL clips were illegal tackles by your rules :rolleyes: Not in European rugby tho'.(click to show/hide)
4 hours to the first battle, let's see what you guys are made of!
One piece of cake? U fattys would kill each other if there was only one piece of cake. Ud better get some other ideas :)
One piece of cake? U fattys would kill each other if there was only one piece of cake. Ud better get some other ideas :)
Okay I gonna show you something now:
We attacked you guys 6 times.
In every single battle tonight we got plate armors and the best weapons you guys could ever want.
We will play with the highest amount of discipline and with the best tactics u guys have ever seen.
We will come in unstoppable waves followed by thousands of arrows, bolts and catapult shots.
We will come over siege towers, ladder up at the back side, shoot your wall down or just look scary so you guys will retreat.
We will bring down your flags or we will rape you all.
Show us what you got.
Have fun by being rekt.
Blah blah blah terrible English overused American fat jokeYou know what's weird? All the Americans in this thread are posting about how proud they are of their country but the Euromy old friends only try to insult us. Maybe EU has nothing to be proud of?
You know what's weird? All the Americans in this thread are posting about how proud they are of their country but the Euromy old friends only try to insult us. Maybe EU has nothing to be proud of?Free health care, free schools and university, top in the happiest countries on earth, great culture(it is also longer then 200 years), great living standard, very low percentage of poor and the list go's on and on
Free health care, free schools and university, top in the happiest countries on earth, great culture(it is also longer then 200 years), great living standard, very low percentage of poor and the list go's on and on
Proud Scandinavian here
we got a full roster and u have 45. Stop raging about the roster u tards.When did we rage, stop being a commie.
When did we rage, stop being a commie.
Free health care, free schools and university, top in the happiest countries on earth, great culture(it is also longer then 200 years), great living standard, very low percentage of poor and the list go's on and onActually I lied a bit there school/university isn't free, we actually get paid to go to it not much but still 1000sek/100euro a month but still
Proud Scandinavian here
50 vs. 36 and you couldnt even beat us until we ran out of ticks... GGWell played guys keep the good fighting up
Forgive me if I am wrong but: You are Canadian, so is King James of Acre, the main two leaders of HCE. Every other day of the week we have to listen to you whine about how much better you are then American's :rolleyes: The calling for freedom in the American way from you really makes me laugh :rolleyes:
God Wills the biggest war of Strat ever, well at least in most active players time. Bring your blades and bows all warriors of strat and prepare yourself for a shit ton of epic battles that lie in your path!
And when I say this I just mean Bryggan and James whine, that's why I deleted james from steam, really annoyed me :lol:
请原谅我，如果我错了，但：你是加拿大人，所以国王詹姆斯英亩，主要以HCE领导人。本周我们每一天听你抱怨你好多都是那么美国人的： rolleyes ：调用在美国自由的方式从你真的让我笑： rolleyes ：
上帝的意志斯特拉特有史以来最大的战争，以及至少在最活跃的球员时。带上你的刀片和蝴蝶结STRAT所有战士和准备自己的狗屎吨摆在您的路径史诗般的战役！
本周我们每一天听你抱怨你好多都是那么美国人的： rolleyes ：
当我说这个我仅仅意味着Bryggan和詹姆斯抱怨，这就是为什么我删除了蒸汽詹姆斯，真的让我生气：大声笑：
Just so the yoshis could understand what is happening :wink:
Free health care, free schools and university, top in the happiest countries on earth, great culture(it is also longer then 200 years), great living standard, very low percentage of poor and the list go's on and on
Proud Scandinavian here
If you were NA fighting for EU during this war, for shame. What kind of freedom loving American signs for EU? They treat you all on forums like they're superior and here you are sucking their dicks and stuffing your butts with their cocks. GG.
We may have lost the 900 v 1900 but we killed 1000 troops and we had half your roster. Get gud EU pussies.
Actually I lied a bit there school/university isn't free, we actually get paid to go to it not much but still 1000sek/100euro a month but still
Maybe u can show them chadzianity is heresy and spread real Christianity in their lands.
I hoped for better raging on EU. All I hear is how europeans get called slavic and communist, really lowers my expectations. Just showing how much they know what they're fighting for and who they're fighting for. Americans have never been good at that though, have they?
Yeah, I don't even play strat so the whole situation to me is meh but why am I seeing a lot of NA players on the EU side? Do they just hate Acre that much? You would think if a foreign invader showed up on our doorstep, the people would set aside their petty differences and unite against a common enemy. Seeing well-known NA players on the side of the "invaders" takes away from its desired affect.
I just find it funny that NA think they will be safe if HCE is defeated and wiped. What makes them think that EU wont just conquer them next?
I do not suggest signing up for the EU side. I signed up for the latest battle against rando and I was accepted. Then they deny me last moment before battle. Class act guys, never signing for the EU side again.Were you in ts? If not then it's your fault, we get more people applying then we have spots for it's not sure that you will get in if you are not in ts
I just find it funny that NA think they will be safe if HCE is defeated and wiped. What makes them think that EU wont just conquer them next?
Were you in ts? If not then it's your fault, we get more people applying then we have spots for it's not sure that you will get in if you are not in ts
Were you in ts? If not then it's your fault, we get more people applying then we have spots for it's not sure that you will get in if you are not in ts
Forgive us NA folks we lost the requirement of joining teamspeak when we were unable to fill rosters about a year ago.
I signed up against Rando because he tried to defend his right to be a 12 year old racist. He is an immature shitbag that deserves no victory. Too bad EU declined me last moment, they are probably gonna lose this anyway.
This is not Eu versus NA. This is a couple of EU clans who cant fight in EU since its bugged looking for a few fights because thats what all the trading etc is to build up for.Um, its a couple Eu factions attacking an NA one. If they wanted to have lols and fun, they could have fought each other here at Eu times. These gents were begged to come here by some NA factions who feared us (yes, inside information), despite the fact they haven't had much problem fighting us off.
Lots of battles, some lols and some fun - cant see the problem.
Um, its a couple Eu factions attacking an NA one. If they wanted to have lols and fun, they could have fought each other here at Eu times. These gents were begged to come here by some NA factions who feared us (yes, inside information), despite the fact they haven't had much problem fighting us off.
But it's all good. Makes for great Rp, which I'll do when I sober up. Happy Canada y'all!
If Thalion or Jona or Finnian or Largos or any other NAer confesses to me that they invited these overpowered scum our way, I will lose all respect for them and call them names too.
Which faction, and who's this insider?
Well, we didn't invite them. Basically Gondor was fighting back hordes of smelly orcs and noticed that Rohan managed to light Gondor's own beacons to announce their imminent arrival. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten into a tangle with half of the NA map, and then go and declare war on the rest that you weren't already at war with in the first place?
Thisthreadworld has to much negativity! And that's why Albus is inviting all our new visitors to a grand feast at Halmar! Now this feast is not to end the war but make some friends! NA+EU (Insert heart here) This feast will have some of the most delicious imaginary food ever. Come on down and make some friends, maybe we can turn this friendly again!(click to show/hide)
We did not try to do that EU vs NA shit and we don't really enter it either. If they wanna be propagandapandas, do it. You made the whole world laugh at u. Good job!
So we just got a battle. King James GTXted cuz there were 30 vs 7. We played all the important battles tonight. It was 2 AM to 5 AM for us to fight. And still King James of Acre blames me to be a retard. Even though it was their FUCKING NIGHTTIME WHICH MADE ME STAY AWAKE TILL NOW. FUCK U MAN. U'RE THE MOST STUPID PERSON I'VE SEEN SO FAR IN THIS GAME. btw. it's almost 8 AM here.
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wasnt anything bad against u :O I agreed with u :o
or well, what faction are u in? xD
So we just got a battle. King James GTXted cuz there were 30 vs 7. We played all the important battles tonight. It was 2 AM to 5 AM for us to fight. And still King James of Acre blames me to be a retard. Even though it was their FUCKING NIGHTTIME WHICH MADE ME STAY AWAKE TILL NOW. FUCK U MAN. U'RE THE MOST STUPID PERSON I'VE SEEN SO FAR IN THIS GAME. btw. it's almost 8 AM here.
I do not suggest signing up for the EU side. I signed up for the latest battle against rando and I was accepted. Then they deny me last moment before battle. Class act guys, never signing for the EU side again.
is it really that hard to get on ts? When there are 45 players in ts and ppl promised us 6 will come I won't accept somebody I don't know and nobody tells me about.Ah! Why didn't you say so... Well, let me introduce myself then. I am Jaren, I have been an Engi for various NA homies for years now. I enjoy long walks on the beach but also firing catapults.
lol just stop it james. It's just not funny anymore^^
I saw and heard a few NAs complain about the rosters and being taken off, but you guys need to understand that that's the way we've handled it so far on EU side. With the EU support we seem to have more than 50 applicants for most battles and the small ones have only 42 slots so we need to take some people out. The guys in TS will be the priority, just because they give enough shits to join us and hear our glorious European accents while we complain about anything and everything. If you want to make sure to be accepted, just join the TS and even idle mute and that's enough for us.
Ah! Why didn't you say so... Well, let me introduce myself then. I am Jaren, I have been an Engi for various NA homies for years now. I enjoy long walks on the beach but also firing catapults.Just stay muted then, if we see your name there we will know that you are coming :P
I can post pics for references but NA can attest to my statements.
I won't jump on ts's because they end in general rabble, but I will make my pseudonyms very catapulty if it's a siege.
Do you want to know what's really funny about all this? When Grey Order attacked Kesh, Acre didn't take the field for Kesh... nope. They did however, fight on the side of the EU contingent. True story, look at the history.
Hypocrites? I'll let you decide on that one...
Actually we tried to make those battles even roster too. Even rosters make for fun fights!
Even rosters make for fun fights... when it's convenient for Acre. If it's against Acre, then those who sign up for EU are traitorous scum.
Also... if memory serves, I recall claims that you forbid your team from signing for Kesh. You didn't discount those claims. So your 'evening the rosters' bullshit is just that, bullshit.
Even rosters make for fun fights... when it's convenient for Acre. If it's against Acre, then those who sign up for EU are traitorous scum.
Also... if memory serves, I recall claims that you forbid your team from signing for Kesh. You didn't discount those claims. So your 'evening the rosters' bullshit is just that, bullshit.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1681
EU TO BUSY signing EU. They only signed 10ish NA.
Hi. I like Catapults, you should give me them to rain hell.Haha 8-)
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1681
EU TO BUSY signing EU. They only signed 10ish NA.
You guys really wanna fuck with us? Make a battle for us at 5 AM? REALLY?! IT WILL BE A SHIT TIME FOR U TOO!
The "friendly" shit is over now. I won't do another battle at 5 AM while I gotta go to work the next day. No idea why u guys want to have a battle past midnight...
We changed to raid now. We don't want to play there. And you don't want too.
If you change the night time, We can give u back the gear and attack the fief again. It is only ur decission. Wanna give ur players fun? Or stay being retards?
Those work hours that end at 11pm EST?
No i am saying that towards the 3pm-5pm battles we have been having. I was pointing out also that midnight battles happen quite often.Those 3pm-5pm happen as we need to attack you before your night time setting turns on. We are happy to attack at like 5pm-7pm est as that is a decent time for us as well but we can't as your night time setting prevents us. Some battles are also us attack some random guys running trough the war zone... don't do that and expect to not get attacked
I used to work till 11. Not uncommon in some industries in the US.
So should we extend the beginning of primetime towards after 11? Also why should these guys be understanding of you if you aren't understanding of them? They need to be awake for managing the battle and most na players say fuck off at 5am and so maybe you should be understanding of that.
Think I'm joking? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4487
I used to work till 11. Not uncommon in some industries in the US.
I've worked jobs and shifts like that in the past, but typically if you work those shifts you acknowledge that your prime time is going to be totally different from that of the people around you. Pretty sure i even played strat at one time when i worked hours like that, i aimed my battles for prime time regardless.
I have a lot of sympathy for NA wanting good times for NA, but if you work a weird shift in NA dont try and make it even harder for battles to happen. 7PM EST is probably the best both sides could hope for without having work/sleep ruined or have one side miss the battle en mass.
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You have 49 applied, just like the other side, maybe you should get your shit together instead.
Maybe you should stop deflecting with the easier target and talk about how you're just trying to look cool in front of the CRPG cool kids club now that they're finally "accepting" you.
I know that. But is all of HCE in the same industry?
Reconciling EU primetime with NA primetime is impossible, so if u gonna be dumb you gotta be tough :mrgreen:
There is a difference I forgot to mention. The majority of Acre didn't rage quit when everyone was mean to them. They also made something of themselves despite coming from the same DEPENDENT-ON - FCC cloth.
I would correct you and say that Bryggan and 13k and the Starks made something of themselves.. Acre, meh, not so much. And now they collectively pay the price for having James as their figurehead.
God bless the most American faction lead by Canadians.
Sorry Voncrow couldn't hear you with that EU dick in your mouth!i believe they call those croissants
Sorry Voncrow couldn't hear you with that EU dick in your mouth!
I'm not going to argue any of that except restate my point that Acre received as much, and now much more shit as Third RL(and to a lesser extent, Beserks and other nooblet factions fostered by FCC) by myself and most of the community, stuck around, attracted more members, and became one of the bigger strat players.
No, Voncrow. They get the hate they get for the reason your old clan got all the hate they got and you know it you spineless shit.
Sorry Voncrow couldn't hear you with that EU dick in your mouth!
You deflected again.
They hated Third RL because they were new and noobs and had members who haven't play as long as everyone else.
Now you're here kissing EU ass and talking shit on Acre because you left that noob clan and are unsure of your place in our hierarchy. You are pathetic.
I know that. But is all of HCE in the same industry?Actually weirdly enough I work the same jobs as both General_Swagathor and Tanzo(same hours too)
God bless the most American faction lead by Canadians.VONCROW MY BOY, I THINK YOU'D FIND THAT AT 50% OF THE HCE LEADERSHIP IS TRUE BLUE AMERICAN, WHEREAS THE OTHER 50% ARE HONORARY AMERICANS! i MYSELF AM SO AMERICAN I WAS BORN ON A US MILITARY BASE AND FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN I HAVE BEEN EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN WAYS TO BE PATRIOTIC AND ALSO SHOOT GUNS! THE FIRST THING I WAS TAUGHT IN SCHOOL IS AMERICA ROCKS AND THE YUROPOORS SUCK!
They made a faction of brocoders, trolls, cheaters and hypocrites. The only reason EU has so much support from NA players is because of how hated hce is. They made somethings of themselves, but not for the good.
See attached picture for Novgorod Republic's stance(click to show/hide)
Offical Novgorod Declaration of Neutrality
As you can see, in this Image, Theodore Roosevelt is simply taking care of a prime concern to his people, Big foot. As Teddy Roosevelt cared for the concerns of the American people, so much so that he ran for president under like three parties , so to do we care for the concerns of ours. Our people are generally concerned with our stability and security, and thus would like to remain neutral, such as many Americans did during World War One (fuck you Wilson you stupid sack of shit I would piss on your grave if I could find it)
We wish to remain neutral during this conflict, and shall continue our tradition of trade even in these dark times.
Thats all.
Canadian fuck called me a troll!
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I got trashed off cheap wine at work
Think I'm joking? http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4487Huh, not bad actually, considering the ridiculous circumstances.
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Unless an employee reports on me to a higher up, I'm pretty much in the clear. But the best is our informal holiday parties. The last few holidays that this soulless corporation made us work I brought in twelve-packs, ordered some pizzas, and told them to blast Screwdriver over the speaker system.
I'll miss White Power Christmas and White Power Easter, really. White Power Fourth of July should be fun, though.
I shouldn't be in charge of a store.
I may be a little drunk. but still. YOu do not belong here. You will never belong here. You are not American. You will not succeed here. We will defy you until the end no matter what happens.(click to show/hide)
Ah so you posted a band that comes from Norway and sings about Vikings...
Like a true Fat american would do...
I bet you cant even pronouce the name correctly as well.
I don't understand though, over the past few battles the rosters have been pretty clearly stacked in favour of EU. I personally always sign for the underdog to get more even fights and to have a challenge, but honestly the way it looks now, fighting the battles is a pretty moot point. Do people really enjoy roflstomping a team with 5-20 players less so much? Surely there are some NA/EU freelancers that could just as well sign up for HCE, so we would have actual battles. Anyway, I'm going on vacation, but it just sucks if a promising Strategus shake-up gets decided solely by uneven roster support.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU YUROPOORS LOST WORLD WARS?AS MANY AS WE HAVE WON YOU UNEDUCATED MURICAN! FREE EDUCATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#GOTTEM
#REKT
#NABESTCONTINENT
#BACKTOBACKWORLDWARCHAMPS
#DONTMAKEUSTHREEPEAT
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AS MANY AS WE HAVE WON YOU UNEDUCATED MURICAN! FREE EDUCATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You do know schooling in america is free right?
How many times has this fat Americans joke been used in this thread? Cmon guys do something original and edgy not just the same thing over and over.
You do know schooling in america is free right?University as well?
University as well?If you play your cards right, yeah you can. Plenty of people I know got free college/university
If you play your cards right, yeah you can. Plenty of people I know got free college/universityWe get paid for it lolololololololol
We get paid for it lolololololololol
Dang d00d ur rly koolI know right
How many times have yanks mentioned the world wars or 'freedom'. Cmon guys you are the biggest broken record of all time (biggest cos you're fat).
damn blackbird, look at it go. this shit is the best thing that happend to crpg for a while!
thanks man : )
I'm enjoying the most incredible thing I ever saw : grey order, kalmar, eques, and other europeans putting themselves together and attacking america. Hell, even a shitton of gold for every battle isn't worth the kurwa macs allied with the fittas and the scheisses on one ts :lol:
10/10 strat, 5 pages of drama everyday, a shitload of XP, THAT'S THE STRAT I MISSED.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4488 <-Six player advantage due to Acre not bothering to fight for a village
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4485 <-Five player advantage with 20 euros on the Eques side
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4489 <-One player advantage for Acre
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4492 <-Five player advatage for Eques again in a village battle
There's been a couple of stacked battles at EU prime time which Acre could avoid with either not moving their traders/reinforcements in EU prime time, or setting their night time to cover most of it instead of most of NA prime time which they've done in some cases.
Balanced rosters are hard to get when people apply to whomever they are more familiar with or hate less. I wouldn't mind seeing some more EU players fighting for the Acres as well.
The irony
Let's put it here as well then:
How many times has this fat Americans joke been used in this thread? Cmon guys do something original and edgy not just the same thing over and over.
I'm helping acre because they are an NA faction.
Word on the street is that Byzantine Guard sold themselves into Acre slavery over a TS spot. #LiberateBent_Priest2015
You should never assume you know. I have been in contact with older players and your perceived superiority wasn't enough to make them come back. Sorry but most of them didn't think you were that special. On the other hand, I did get some to come back and help out but it'll take some time cause of how long it takes to get from point A to B on the map.
Also, voncrow, why are you even helping EU shit stomp your own NA players? It doesn't make sense to me. I'm helping acre because they are an NA faction. I would do the same for you if you weren't helping EU regardless of any Internet pixel beef we may have had prior. I guess that's the difference between making a decision based on action rather than emotion.
#gottem
Hate makes ppl happyUrshit #rekt
Hate is the reason why this game is still alive
Hate is the way you show ur enemy you respect him
Hate keeps strat going
Hate is the reason why this thread allready got 24 sides
Hate is the reason why we won't stop attacking
Hate is the reason why we won't stop reinforcing NA
Hate is the reason why HCE will die.
Would you guys mind not attcking or having any battles for tomorrow? It's a national holiday in USA and I would like to not have to think about what is going on in strat or crpg.It will soon be known as the unindependence day, so just bend over and get it over with
You're not even a member of HCE are u? :D
It will soon be known as the unindependence day, so just bend over and get it over with
But as you guys maybe allready notice we are no assholes :) Go out tomorrow. Don't worry about strat. Every one who tries to move troops will get attacked. It's your decission.
Kalmars won't be attacking either if we don't see armies/traders moving around. Have fun and enjoy your independence for a day more Acre! Oh wait, James is from Canada.....As am I- and yet you attacked on Canada Day! I meant to fight yesterday, but was too hungover and my 2 hour nap stretched into a 12 hour nap. But I am forgiving, so we will not attack you on the 14th.
Word on the street is that Byzantine Guard sold themselves into Acre slavery over a TS spot. #LiberateBent_Priest2015
Word on the street is that Byzantine Guard sold themselves into Acre slavery over a TS spot. #LiberateBent_Priest2015
Is your street called Lame Memes Avenue?
No, It's Calamaris Big Fat Cock Boulevard and it intersects with Bronto and Schoi Gaping Asshole Avenue.
People who have big cocks don't brag about them.
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Ey bitchboi Im a member of CUP CLAN™ and I do what I please. At the moment its fighting with HCE against you huns
If CRPG was more active and not nerfed as hell and I still wasn't lazy to grind troop tickets I'd start a real crusade to spread the word of Christ in NA and EU lands in Strat and to slay the infidels. I bet that would get me automatically DRZ support as well.
No, It's Calamaris Big Fat Cock Boulevard and it intersects with Bronto and Schoi Gaping Asshole Avenue.
check the drz part on the EU map :PCBA, gimme screenshot. Did UIF finally get pushed out? Lol
Another EZ win for team America.
Another? Isn't this the first time we won a battle?
Another EZ win for team America.
Need easy wins, HCE can't win anything else. I mean why else would they only attack ungeared fiefs and outnumbered field battles.If people cant gear fiefs thats their fault not ours(same when we dont gear, its our fault not the enemies)
Need easy wins, HCE can't win anything else. I mean why else would they only attack ungeared fiefs and outnumbered field battles.
Need easy wins, HCE can't win anything else. I mean why else would they only attack ungeared fiefs and outnumbered field battles.
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Seriously Tal, you CANNOT play our forum war stuff anymore. If you want to play, twist the truth, make mountains out of molehills, never admit to wrongdoing, and accuse your enemy of everything!
Lol I'm a traitor now? Wtf? I'm American as fuck bro
Another? Isn't this the first time we won a battle?It was our second large win.
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Sorry but macho man randy savage is trademarked by the HoC clan, please find a different icon to rally behind before we bring in our lawyers.
Sorry but macho man randy savage is trademarked by the HoC clan, please find a different icon to rally behind before we bring in our lawyers.
The desert will be a anarchistic trading heaven for everyone who wants to get money. There won't be any restrictions about buying/selling S&D. The only rule will be: U have to be in New Libere Equites. ;) Than you can get troops, eq them with ur money and do as many fun battles u want :P Get full plates and pikes or lederhosen and flamberges xD Do whatever you want as long as it will be funny ;)
Edit: If you join us right now, u can take a village and manage it, so basically trade in the desert and every time u pass u can take the money out of it ;)
So fighting for your freedom against the foreign invader would be amiss on the day when you celebrate how proud you are of fighting for your freedom against the foreign power?
Top kek murican logic right there.
If only we had his leadership now...
Or does anyone have a Kesh Reborn card?
Fuck the battles, just turn up in TSI remember "Kesh" led one of our battles glorious
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What I feel when we invade NA :rolleyes:
We respect him every holiday season.
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I would like to thank the Euro's for respecting the American's Holiday. The Fourth of July is very important to the United States, and to fight on that day would be like pissing on the Stars and Stripes. So thank you again, Libere Equites and Kalmarunion. It is good to know that some people have respect for Independence Day.
On another note, please sign up for our defense against the Wardens of the North tomorrow. They have initiated two battles for the fourth of July. So if you were planning on eating hot dogs and watching fireworks in the park, please cancel that. "Evil never takes a day off", and nor do the Wardens. If you are American and choose not to show up because you are celebrating your country's independence, that's ok. For some people 'love of country' is more important than strat. And I respect that. Us Canadians and those Americans who's outrage outweighs their own personal desire to have a fun time will defend the best we can.
And Happy Fourth of July, my Murican friends.
I chastised one of them last night. I believe my wording was, 'leave it to NA to fight on the 4th.' It was in reference to the HCE early AM battle, and the two later in the night initiated by Wardens. Supposedly... you were still moving forces up north to either use up SnD, reinforce a city, or some such. IF this is true, then I sorta kinda support the attacks. You can't hide behind the holiday and run through blockades at your whim. If that was the case, then you're each 50% dicks. If it's not, then all the dickness is theirs.
but the difference in ours and their battles was that they knew what night time calamari had. We did not know it. cuz we were mainly doing sieges.
HAPPY MURICA DAY
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Jaren here in the USA we can provide you a catapult...
Saw this today, thought you might want your Euro friends to throw it on the EU invasion thread
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ROFL HAHAHAHA
i fucking told u guys lol.
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Im angry about me cuz I didn't notice u left till u left ur faction. Well and I'm angry about you guys that u broke our "pact". We said we are not gonna have battles on the 4th july and for that you guys don't move. Finally I learned it. my fault. Nvm. We won't give u guys anything from now on.
Im angry about me cuz I didn't notice u left till u left ur faction. Well and I'm angry about you guys that u broke our "pact". We said we are not gonna have battles on the 4th july and for that you guys don't move. Finally I learned it. my fault. Nvm. We won't give u guys anything from now on.The deal was that for no battles on the 4th we wouldn't move on the 3rd. He waited until 12am July 4th the leave his castle(I know because I made him wait)
y u can't be normal all the time?
No idea what you are on about Blackbird. I maintain its shitty to fight 50v30 battles, more fun for all when rosters are balanced.
Took some pics while I was up north this weekend.
To all the players fighting with us against the EU and NA Traitors.(click to show/hide)
To Blackbird and his benedict arnolds.(click to show/hide)
Celebrations honoring the glorious dead of New Bardaq, held at the Durquba Oasis. There is actually a lot more forest in the desert than you would think. Happy Canada Day and 4th of July!(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
and finally look at this fucking moth holy shit i thought it was a hummingbird at first.(click to show/hide)
Dude for like the millionth time, I'm not in fucking Acre. I was the one who was doing diplomacy with you, and again I'm not in acre. So stop saying only acre sucks when theres like 3 other groups in the faction. Give me credit, I suck too.
Yes sorry Blackbird I should of linked you this thread for a bit of history, Tristan wasn't ever in Acre he was in House Stark an Acre Vassal. Read this thread for a quick run down:
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/legionaries-declare-eternal-war-on-acre-and-their-vassels/
Good games so far that night. won 5/5 battles. Just wodering if you guys even have something you can defend with... but let's hope for Durquba.
Did you take some pictures of the rosters too before the battles showing that HCE have 50 applicants? Should Eques not fill their rosters when they see you have a full roster, just cos they assume 20 wont show up? It would be easier to argue whatever you're trying to argue if you did a roll call and only accepted people who were present, then your enemy would know you had roster problems, otherwise what, you think they'll just retreat from the battle when it starts cos not everyone you added turned up?We don't bitch about rosters. It is what it is.
We don't bitch about rosters. It is what it is.
and finally look at this fucking moth holy shit i thought it was a hummingbird at first.(click to show/hide)
I was vassal of NSIV, who apparently was a vassal of James. I'm a vassals vassal, can I get lower on the food chain?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc[/youtube]
fixed ^^^
I don't even know what type of computer I have
I'm a vassals vassal, can I get lower on the food chain?
Yeah?
Well i'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!!!!!!!
We sign the U.S National Anthem on teamspeak sometimes before big battles. Its pretty amazing getting like 30+ people signing it.To bad you can't get that many in your battles...
well in this war you can't personalize HCE with America in the second world war.Wait but you are actually a German irl and you said that Acre should be proud Germans and fight to the end... Blackbird = secret Acre vassal confirmed?
HCE tries to conquer their continent - they got tons of enemies - they are the biggest faction - they have a H itler (fucking forum changes H i tler to Einstein) (I think you guys know who I mean) - they already wasted tons of resources in this war.
Than they get attacked from another continent by tons of troops and than (/now) they get rekt.
Sort of really funny how that fits :D Stop saying you guys are americans. START TO BE PROUD GERMANS AND FIGHT TILL THE END :D
the only difference is that germany didn't cry. not at all.
James is a King, his Vassal would be a Duke or Earl. NSIV being a leader of a smaller faction would be a Duke. You being the Vassal of a Duke would make you an Earl or Baron, which is better than being a peasant or artisan. Plus you own your own fiefs(more than one) which makes you a super earl and more than the bottom of the Food Chain.
bro nobody cares. What I've seen from so far everybody thinks james rules everything and u guys are just his slaves :D. only those ones who are involved as a leader or sth know what's going on there. But well, the "King" tag is confusing :D
Moronic propaganda, HCE is a cooperative between 6 primary leaders.And 90% of the players are acre and you are king of acre so...
And 90% of the players are acre and you are king of acre so...
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Did you take some pictures of the rosters too before the battles showing that HCE have 50 applicants? Should Eques not fill their rosters when they see you have a full roster, just cos they assume 20 wont show up? It would be easier to argue whatever you're trying to argue if you did a roll call and only accepted people who were present, then your enemy would know you had roster problems, otherwise what, you think they'll just retreat from the battle when it starts cos not everyone you added turned up?http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4505
We sign the U.S National Anthem on teamspeak sometimes before big battles. Its pretty amazing getting like 30+ people signing it.
is mcdeath mcmasshole? Cuz he just applied for us :shock:
is mcdeath mcmasshole? Cuz he just applied for us :shock:He probably wants to get on good terms with his new eu overlords
He probably wants to get on good terms with his new eu overlords
To bad you can't get that many in your battles...
Then again I guess you are better singers than fighters, not that it says much :rolleyes:
well in this war you can't personalize HCE with America in the second world war.
HCE tries to conquer their continent - they got tons of enemies - they are the biggest faction - they have a H itler (fucking forum changes H i tler to Einstein) (I think you guys know who I mean) - they already wasted tons of resources in this war.
Than they get attacked from another continent by tons of troops and than (/now) they get rekt.
Sort of really funny how that fits :D Stop saying you guys are americans. START TO BE PROUD GERMANS AND FIGHT TILL THE END :D
the only difference is that germany didn't cry. not at all.
stfu damn chocolate chip cookie. l2 block and don't even try to mess with eques, you won't suceed :*
(got the message <3)
Fuck you sir now im hungry. Unfortunately it's 5 AM here
Well come now, I wouldn't compare myself to H itler- If I was to be a German I'd be Frederick Barbarossa. First off, I do have a red beard (look left), and second I am trying to build an empire. And yes, I got a little aggressive. When I proposed we attack the Hounds, James and Not So Innocent Virgin were against it, Axeman was indifferent and Tristan supported me. As Blue was not there, I voted for him. This made it a tie, and as Emperor I cast a final deciding vote, and so we went to war (turns out Blue was totally against the idea, but whatever- he was offline at the time).
So while we can be compared to Europeans, we are still all North Americans. On a North American map.
That being said, I have unfortunately been sent up north again, so I won't be on too much. Plus I forgot my mouse. But I'll buy a new one, and will be on for the later battles still.MURICA!
If Bryggan and James won't be H1tler can I be him? I wanna be someone!
If Bryggan and James won't be H1tler can I be him? I wanna be someone!
this is a real question: who are u? :D
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Lurn how 2 read duder
I mean in what clan is he/she leader... tards
And btw James there are tons of turkish players who are playing strat.
Those ppl would follow me into death :)
Oh and just sayin, 5 armies of them are coming atm, I should let them attack Durquba u racist shithead.
what the fuck is house starkDon't mind them I think they are all dead
what the fuck is house stark
Ev Stark ne böyle ?
House Stark were the glorious slayers of the AFK factions of NA. Together like 5 of us stole half the map from inactive players. Shit was pretty cash. Basically half the reason HCE had so many fiefs was because we took em all from AFK dudes.
lol I know what house stark is in GoT but I did not know what it is in crpg. btw for all those who haven't allready seen the 5th season: I'm a huge cunt. There you go
you are the germans. Don't forget that.no, you are actually german. Retard.
you are the germans. Don't forget that.
Nein, sind Sie tatsächlich Deutsch. Retard .
My poor german translating skills lead me to believe he is shit talking you blackbird.
Wow gute Arbeit stehlen die Yoshis Witz 10/10
Im tatsächlich verzögert und Liebe Hahn.Oh Voncrow, i am ze better german translator here.
Zumindest meine mutter sehen nicht wie ein schwein. That took all my remaining knowledge of german to muster sadly.
okay 230 replies to go. Than this thread has the most replies in the diplomatic forum. GO GO. I trust in you guys.
HCE get your first victory over Eu and stop posting in this thread.We've beaten them twice at Bardaq. 2:15 is about the average HCE members K/D so overall pretty good war for us
We've beaten them twice at Bardaq. 2:15 is about the average HCE members K/D so overall pretty good war for us
We've beaten them twice at Bardaq. 2:15 is about the average HCE members K/D so overall pretty good war for us
this is the one and only time i enjoy Anders antics...idk if hes still around or still number crunching and im not about to do the actual math myself...but ill give u a quick bit of info to help you break out of w.e. delusional fantasy you live in.
your down 2 cities and 3 castles, ( soon to be 4-5 castles?) 1 city you did not lose from conquest...but still, you are down two cities then u started with ...thats fucking huge...haha i mean, HUGE bro, and again, im not gonna do all the numbers...but you lost a castle siege and only killed off 300 tickets...u also lost a city siege A FUCKING CITY...to only 700 tickets of ours...these are NOT good numbers bro, i have not seen such one sided kd rapes since Jack1 put Occ\Hosp to shame at the now infamous Derchios battles.
youve "defended" Bardaq twice. taking a castle in 3 attacks, is pretty good. taking a city in one fucking try losing under 1000 troops...is very very VERY bad for defenders.
i mean, its perhaps thee most embarrassing city loss, possibly ever, idk, its pretty fucking bad though.
Thats what happens when mercs dont show up and the sides are literally ~100 vs 30. And bro you've been going barely 1:1 kd in every battle you've been in so dont brag too hard
Hello m'Sir, I see you are a student of language too! I would take this moment to tip my fedora to you and your clear mastery of Google Translate.
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100 vs 30 huh...ya okay,,,first off, use the real numbers, and second, dont bitch that ur unpopular, if you cant get good rosters, thats really not our problem now is it?
and lastly...lol, tris just lol, i havent been playing or trying in nearly a month kid, when was the last time u saw me with a non troll char? i gave up trying, this game is bad and lame, and im done trying to be "great" at it...still, even without trying im better than most acre players lol, so predicable to easy to block \ kill, the fact i can even get a positive KD at lvl 30 is good enough for me.
and trust me tris, u want me this way, retiring instead of playing, lol i look for people to talk shit with and compete with...maybe i wont retire this time...and stay grinding past 34...
i mean the last time i fought u lads when i was actually AT lvl 34
i went 51-18...how bout dem plum's?
I had by far the best K/D even though I was fighting with a fucking cracked two handed axe and a -2 armor on me. It was almost positive. So don't fucking wonder why we fuck you guys when there are tons of players like me in the enemy team. It is not the roster we got. We got the skill, even though our shit ping and for sure our NA supporters are really great players too
I'm still here. I don't do the number crunching anymore. You can do it real easy now from the site.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=chart
(Search Libere here to see the numbers. HCE has lost only 49% of their troops.)
Compare:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusfieflist
To:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusfieflist
(Actual links don't work, only goes to general list. Search Libere in EU and Holy in NA and look at the bloody Difference.)
Basically, Libere Equites have 15X the gold and 5 times the troops as the HCE just in EU alone. Why I want EU to fuck off. You can't attack them and they can just keep doing whatever(and I mean it. You can't attack at all in EU, so their fiefs are completely safe from any retribution), and as was said earlier, the only other EU faction is allied to them basically.
So, Pointless war. Always has been.
Do you think HCE would attack EU? I've barely seen them attack in NA.
Do you think HCE would attack EU? I've barely seen them attack in NA.
The bezerks have done what, 2 attacks? According to the charts that confirms it. HCE has done 39 attacks. Literally almost half the attacks WOTN has done.
I just look through your 39 attacks. Wanna guess how impressive they were? Most of them is 1000+ armies attacking villages or field battles of 300 or less. You've done 4 serious battles as far as I can tell. When you besieged Nova Slezkh and New Reindi are the only relevant sieges you actually done. So maybe you besiege more than two castles before you start patting yourself on the back about how aggressive you are.We sieged Sungetche, Nova Uhhun, and Durrin(like 5 times). So sure we've only sieged 2 castles
More than that Berzerks isn't exactly the most fearsome strat machine and I'd hate to even compare myself to them if I was the biggest faction NA, but hey, that's just me.
I just look through your 39 attacks. Wanna guess how impressive they were? Most of them is 1000+ armies attacking villages or field battles of 300 or less. You've done 4 serious battles as far as I can tell. When you besieged Nova Slezkh and New Reindi are the only relevant sieges you actually done. So maybe you besiege more than two castles before you start patting yourself on the back about how aggressive you are.
More than that Berzerks isn't exactly the most fearsome strat machine and I'd hate to even compare myself to them if I was the biggest faction NA, but hey, that's just me.
James I wanted to say that I got the best kd in my team. By far.
And just saying: We did not expect HCE to win in this war.
And the reason why we brought Grey Order with us is:
If we go to NA and EU gets fixed ---- Eques gets rekt by Grey Order
If we go to NA and EU gets fixed ---- Grey would apply against us
We are players. We are conqueror. We are fucking no honor bitches doing whatever's needed to win.
Some ppl allready came to NA and fucked it up cuz they tried to get too much. That's what I learned from einstein:
1. Never go full retard
2. Don't go 1 vs all
3. Don't kill jews cuz god will judge ya.
We are probably the first clan that comes here without the wantage of conquering the whole world. We will take the desert and the northern part. The rest is uppon our allies to do
I'm sorry :(
teach me
please
A quick history lesson:
SO PLUMBO, WHAT FUCKING AFK FACTION DID I, OR KotN, OR HCE EVER ATTACK?
The bezerks have done what, 2 attacks? According to the charts that confirms it. HCE has done 39 attacks. Literally almost half the attacks WOTN has done.
We sieged Sungetche, Nova Uhhun, and Durrin(like 5 times). So sure we've only sieged 2 castles
Um, yes, yes, and I'd guess maybe yes- could count them I guess. But at least half.
lol, i KNOW the whole history of it all, if you can find me a post that i said wrong or incorrect things, id love to see it.
Starks are part of HCE? yes or no?
HCE ( fief wise ) is a empire built out of Stark fiefs that were gained almost ENTIRELY from afk fights. yes or no?
HCE ( player wise ) is a empire built out of mostly Acre players IE the majority of the empires active player base, is from one clan. yes or no?
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Dutchy and I told you if James didn't quit with his BS, we would rebel. Besides, he disobeyed your order and became a traitor at the handover of Nova Curaw. And you let the traitor live and thus we rebel. And the army's we had where ours. Nothing was donated from the EUs. You are right we did have eternal war on Acre. But when HCE was formed that war ended. We told you that. HCE started most of its wars. They attacked LL, Squids aka Calamari attacked a village or something of HCE due to it once belonged by Squids, Breserks attacked HCE due its homeland but HCE got them back, then HCE declared war on HoC, and entered WoM land without asking and got attacked. Most of these events where transgressions that you or HCE started.
And Plumbo hit it head on the nail. You have an Empire that was built by Stark's that attacked AFK fiefs, And Acre has been almost wiped this is now the 3rd or 4th time due to factions giveing mercy, well Now they are going to get wiped. Its like they kind of had this coming eh?
lol you backstabbed us in Kingdoms of the North because you are a greedy selfish cunt, and you didn't want to work for your gains in strategus.
It is sad that you would throw your faction mates efforts for months in strategus down the drain, for a little personal gain.
I would say glory but it is impossible to achieve glory by the route you have chosen. :lol:
Long generic plumbo propaganda
Jimmy took glory when he transferred Curaw to Bryggan and took Tulga in one wave in the final minute in arguably the most epic battle of Strat 5. Hardly what anyone would call "back stabbing" :rolleyes:
No matter what everyone that isn't Acre has to say, Acre is perfect and blameless and much-loved by everyone
lol you blame others to make propaganda?
I could quote atleast 50 replies only in this thread where you guys went full retard and were like "MURRRICAAAA".
james you should really thing about joining Krems or Hobos.
james you should really thing about joining Krems or Hobos.
btw. they have no skill requirement ;)
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forum changes H I T L E R to einstein.http://www.openculture.com/2014/04/albert-einstein-explains-why-i-am-an-american.html
and btw einstein was german u fool.
He was born in Germany, and in this time I wouldn't be proud being a german either.
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He was born in Germany, and in this time I wouldn't be proud being a german either.
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No matter how much BS all the haters spew. Acre is a clan focused on helping people play crpg and get started, and being loyal to one another after. I get a lot of hate for leading this group, but I don't care. You will never get rid of me, and you will never stop Acre.
Jimmy is a vulture, like yourself dutchy. You could never kill us on your own. But maybe if you have everyone else do your fighting you can come find some rotting scraps.
bro, people dont just wake up like "huh, its tuesday, the official i hate acre day" action reaction bro, nobody hates nothing, for NO REASON.
No matter how much BS all the haters spew. Acre is a clan focused on helping people play crpg and get started, and being loyal to one another after. I get a lot of hate for leading this group, but I don't care. You will never get rid of me, and you will never stop Acre.Having been allied in the past with dutchy, Sjimmy, and james i gotta say this is spot on. Give those traitors and backstabbers hell James.
Jimmy is a vulture, like yourself dutchy. You could never kill us on your own. But maybe if you have everyone else do your fighting you can come find some rotting scraps.
sigh...here we go ( yup, its lunch time )
xxkaliboyx...ROFLMFAO..
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James if I was such a greedy person, they why did I make sure Nova Curaw was in Bryggan hands and armed to the tooth. If I'm such a backstabbing person I would of kept it and then rebel and attacked.
And I don't think anyone is full on hating the clan Acre. It has some goods members some bad members but so does every other clan. I think its more of your choices as leader has led your clan down this road to what has happen in strat.
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wait what>?
bro, dont be derailing the hate train...
WE STILL HATE JAMES MORE THAN WE LOVE U! FUCK UR POST!
TOO MUCH LOVE HERE
NOT ENOUGH ANGER
I FUCKING HATE ACRE
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FUCK ACRE AND THEIR VASSALS!
Just thought I would add to that mate :twisted:
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yoshi.
If you attack something in EU you will be frozen for ages and you will loose the battle :)
But well thx :) One less we gotta take care of :)
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k, first off, Mcdeath bro...u fucking WISH u were me bro, they call me BIG dick, ur just a mcdick, who used to fight for little dicks. pfff owned ( i think )
and bronto
DAMN BRO...bronto man, u fucking nailed it...like...i didnt know what Phosphorescence stood for, and naturally asuming it was some grand weshouldservebeer conspiracy, i just had to research it...i shouldnt have, its lame, but its what us insane gemstones do...ahh ehmm.
Phosphorescence is a specific type of photoluminescence related to fluorescence. Unlike fluorescence, a phosphorescent material does not immediately re-emit the radiation it absorbs. The slower time scales of the re-emission are associated with "forbidden" energy state transitions in quantum mechanics. As these transitions occur very slowly in certain materials, absorbed radiation may be re-emitted at a lower intensity for up to several hours after the original excitation.
Commonly seen examples of phosphorescent materials are the glow-in-the-dark toys, paint, and clock dials that glow for some time after being charged with a bright light such as in any normal reading or room light. Typically the glowing then slowly fades out within minutes (or up to a few hours) in a dark room.
The study of phosphorescent materials led to the discovery of radioactivity in 1896.
Ironically, white phosphorus (from which phosphorescence takes its name) does not actually exhibit this property, but rather chemiluminescence.
In simple terms, phosphorescence is a process in which energy absorbed by a substance is released relatively slowly in the form of light. This is in some cases the mechanism used for "glow-in-the-dark" materials which are "charged" by exposure to light. Unlike the relatively swift reactions in fluorescence, such as those seen in a common fluorescent tube, phosphorescent materials "store" absorbed energy for a longer time, as the processes required to re-emit energy occur less often.
Jablonski diagram of an energy scheme used to explain the difference between fluorescence and phosphorescence. The excitation of molecule A to its singlet excited state is followed by intersystem crossing to the triplet state that relaxes to the ground state by phosphorescence.
Quantum mechanical
After an electron absorbs a photon of high energy, it may undergo vibrational relaxations and intersystem crossing to another spin state. Again the system relaxes vibrationally in the new spin state and eventually emits light by phosphorescence.
Most photoluminescent events, in which a chemical substrate absorbs and then re-emits a photon of light, are fast, in the order of 10 nanoseconds. Light is absorbed and emitted at these fast time scales in cases where the energy of the photons involved matches the available energy states and allowed transitions of the substrate. In the special case of phosphorescence, the absorbed photon energy undergoes an unusual intersystem crossing into an energy state of higher spin multiplicity (see term symbol), usually a triplet state. As a result, the energy can become trapped in the triplet state with only classically "forbidden" transitions available to return to the lower energy state. These transitions, although "forbidden", will still occur in quantum mechanics but are kinetically unfavored and thus progress at significantly slower time scales. Most phosphorescent compounds are still relatively fast emitters, with triplet lifetimes on the order of milliseconds. However, some compounds have triplet lifetimes up to minutes or even hours, allowing these substances to effectively store light energy in the form of very slowly degrading excited electron states. If the phosphorescent quantum yield is high, these substances will release significant amounts of light over long time scales, creating so-called "glow-in-the-dark" materials.
Equation
S_0 + h\nu \to S_1 \to T_1 \to S_0 + h\nu^\prime\
where S is a singlet and T a triplet whose subscripts denote states (0 is the ground state, and 1 the excited state). Transitions can also occur to higher energy levels, but the first excited state is denoted for simplicity.
Chemiluminescence
Main article: Chemiluminescence
Some examples of glow-in-the-dark materials do not glow by phosphorescence. For example, glow sticks glow due to a chemiluminescent process which is commonly mistaken for phosphorescence. In chemiluminescence, an excited state is created via a chemical reaction. The light emission tracks the kinetic progress of the underlying chemical reaction. The excited state will then transfer to a dye molecule, also known as a sensitizer or fluorophor, and subsequently fluoresce back to the ground state.
Materials
Common pigments used in phosphorescent materials include zinc sulfide and strontium aluminate. Use of zinc sulfide for safety related products dates back to the 1930s. However, the development of strontium aluminate, with a luminance approximately 10 times greater than zinc sulfide, has relegated most zinc sulfide based products to the novelty category. Strontium aluminate based pigments are now used in exit signs, pathway marking, and other safety related signage
the more u know...
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I dont understand why it matters how HCE GOT THIER FIEFS. Fuck typing on this phone ucks. Most of eu justvoted into their fief and formed a mega alliance and raped the rest of the small factions. Remember kinngrimm stop playing strat because it was impossible for him to do abythng. But still HCE has tjeir fiefs and in warall that matters is winning so you can cry all you wantWell kinngrimm is kinngrimm and it is impossible to do anything with him
I have a big problem with those few players with their Screen Names being about Dynamics offing himself. That is way to personal and some of the shit they were saying in Chat? Forget that. Not cool at all. This is a freaking game. You don't make this stuff personal at all. I say that is grounds on ban.
Did dynamics kill himself irl?
I have a big problem with those few players with their Screen Names being about Dynamics offing himself. That is way to personal and some of the shit they were saying in Chat? Forget that. Not cool at all. This is a freaking game. You don't make this stuff personal at all. I say that is grounds on ban.
So you really find that acceptable? Trolling , talking smack. Heck in my line of work we are the worst. But I say that was boarderline bullying.
Did dynamics kill himself irl?
Idk man, did I overreact? I guess I just saw it in bad taste. Talk mess all you want but telling people to kill themselves?
I'll just wag my finger really angry....shame!!!
Did dynamics kill himself irl?I almost did those damn trolls can sure be convincing.
I almost did those damn trolls can sure be convincing.
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do you have a random file of hundreds of memes and vines?
I come back from vacation and I see Eques wasting their time attacking the one fief of a three (four?) man faction. Typical tryhard EU. Pls sign up for Yoshi we love you Acre.Already did fam
Did you guys ever fight a field battle before we attacked u?
Cuz it doesn't seem like.
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So, bryggan you dead? At least it sounds like :?: or u gave up? :?
Gonna try one of those too
huge eques army comin to a city.
gud players ladderspam walls
black bird builds a siege tower on a tower
black bird hs james
james dead.
btw just sayin we destroied 4,5 k troops again only in one day :3
so todays kd: 4554:3178
1,43
Nope they just always play runescape. They've never played cRPG before. What are land battles? Can you sell them on the grand exchange?
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I almost did those damn trolls can sure be convincing.
LOL you pissed someone off who cares its a name showing how butthurt someone was!It's amazing what Persistent World mod can do to people.
It's amazing what Persistent World mod can do to people.
Do you get looms from that?
congratz. na is bugged too.
congratz. na is bugged too.
EU's brought the plague here. GG game over.
Well it worked the first time conquering the Americas, so why wouldn't it work again? :wink:
...i told uuuuyou did indeed tell me many times. i'm sorry bae.
I just wonder where is your 40k troops:D
we will come na but ı do not see enemy..
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Please go back and read the previous 45 pages of shit posting before you bring up shit we already discussed like 30 pages ago
As if all of us have time to read all 46 pages of bullshit. :rolleyes:Then dont bother bringing up shit and trying to seem "smart" when someone already brought that point up a week ago and we've all gotten past it
Then dont bother bringing up shit and trying to seem "smart" when someone already brought that point up a week ago and we've all gotten past it
meh, the war is almost over now...
now its all a matter of hunting down the remaining rebels?
Were rebels now? Who did we rebel against?Your eu overlords maybe :P
Your eu overlords maybe :P
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pretty much sums it up. strat 5 was a disaster from the start.
Let's blame Gaycre
? y? this entire round has been bad, way back when superfriends were still around it was bad then. and gaycre isnt the only faction that wasnt providing battles, there a couple factions were plenty of resources to make assaults, y we waited till EU came to do them consistently...well, we still arnt attacking very consistently haha, they are though.
1250 v 55...ya man, good players, are not enough. idk how many battles ciri has commanded but...im guessing not that many.
there is something to be said about commanders, especially good commanders. no matter their personality or fighting skill, the ability to have every properly prepared, ( from the briefing, to the gear, to the rosters, to the overall plan of action ) and the ability to adapt when a plan fails, is worth so much more than good players on your roster. armies need commanders, and good commanders, greatly affect the outcome of the battle.
Arn and Blackbird...were not there...
Just stfu already and post dank memes instead of trash
Your eu overlords maybe :P
Not really a rebellion if we were independent when the war started
Rebellion
noun
1. open, organized, and armed resistance to one's government or ruler.
But it is a rebellion. We are resisting to be taken over by the EU rules/government in this case.
But they aren't our government/ruler. They just want to kill us.
So do we own anything besides durquba and my Curaw anymore?Asugan+Bardaq and some poopy villages
They're their own government/ruler trying to deploy themselves in the bottom of the NA strat 5 map. They want to replace your rulers with their own and you're attempting to stop them. It's a fucking rebellion.
Trying to conquer someone isn't a rebellion. That's an invasion. If it were a rebellion they would have had to already be our rulers when the war broke out.
Asugan+Bardaq and some poopy villages
Not sure if "King_Black_Bird_of_Eques" is a part of the HCE^^I meant Unuzdaq.
Cuz that's what it says when I klick on Bardaq Castle.
okay gentleman the day has come.We are prepared.
Let's test the walls of Durquba.
btw I hope James has a good nighttime, otherwise black bird sad and than HCE mad cuz black bird raid.So if you dont get what you want you will raid?
So if you dont get what you want you will raid?You better give him what he wants then, it's not like you have any say in it
sucks, thats our prime time. 1 less army for EU.lol as if they don't have a million more
lol as if they don't have a million moreAnd we will slowly destroy them all. This war has cost EU about 10-15k troops. Ez
And we will slowly destroy them all. This was has cost EU about 10-15k troops. Ez
Sucks to suck. Ty Bent for showing uo to those battles and winning.
schoi you contribute nothing here please leave it just takes me longer to read all this shitposting
Well, Acre is going to lose anyways lol. Euros OP Nerf plsWant to bet?
Want to bet?
Want to bet?
well even in the equal rosters and equal gear battles our EU rosters beat the HCE roster by far!Cuz Half of HCE's rosters are Acre.
Noodle youre really starting to rustle my jimmies with this "Acre this, Acre That" malarky
Noodle youre really starting to rustle my jimmies with this "Acre this, Acre That" malarky
And what truth is that Voncrow? That you're a fucking parasite of a person that clan hops once a week because nobody likes you?visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Can't we all just be friends and get along???This ain't
And what truth is that Voncrow? That you're a fucking parasite of a person that clan hops once a week because nobody likes you?
And what truth is that Voncrow? That you're a fucking parasite of a person that clan hops once a week because nobody likes you?i think u meant me
i think u meant mePeep down Kesh
i've had 16 different banners
and i don't even play
lol
i win.
Peep down Keshshouldn't you be studying for next year's first test? you fucking asian weeb.
shouldn't you be studying for next year's first test? you fucking asian weeb.
Calm down Taxtros, ain't no reason to be hostile.i hate you guys.
i hate you guys.
killing you two is the only reason i'm mercing for hce.
assholes.
Want to bet?I'm pretty sure any NA strat faction could wipe HCE
I'm pretty sure any NA strat faction could wipe HCEIn the current 7v1 piledrive against HCE yeah probably. 1v1? nah.
In the current 7v1 piledrive against HCE yeah probably. 1v1? nah.Lol must be your terrible diplomacy and constant crying. I'm pretty sure if Calamari the Great One was still playing, he could solo all of HIV
Lol must be your terrible diplomacy and constant crying. I'm pretty sure if Calamari the Great One was still playing, he could solo all of HIVNah cuz McDeath 1v1'd him and he lost and QQ'd
Lol must be your terrible diplomacy and constant crying. I'm pretty sure if Calamari the Great One was still playing, he could solo all of HIV
A full page of no one talking shit about EUs, WE ARE STILL HERE! :oops:
Fuck EU. I am a Real American, Fight for the Rights of Every Man.
We're like 5 active players from EU :rolleyes:
"Fuck EU" *Is in a clan that mercs for the EU teams*
Is in a clan that mercs for EU teams, but is in a Strat Faction that is neutral in the whole ordeal. Learn the difference fgt.
"neutral in the whole ordeal" *Is in a strat faction that also attacks other NA strat factions*
^ *while being attacked by EU's*
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You attacked our feelings, fucker.
We have been getting alot more support and mercs. I honestly think that we can win this war.
More boring propaganda
Truth is we are doing great. We have had awesome battles lately.Backstabbing? Backstabbing?!?!?!?!? How is it backstabbing when we didn't have an alliance or a NAP. Stop talking bullshit. Thx.Bye.
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There is not much we can do about EU backstabbing us during an even war with thousands more troops than we have.
We just fight as hard as we can and try to make the battles fun!
Backstabbing? Backstabbing?!?!?!?!? How is it backstabbing when we didn't have an alliance or a NAP. Stop talking bullshit. Thx.Bye.
You stabbed us in the back when we were already fighting a war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture)
I remember when James did the same thing to the Marauders and claimed it was not backstabbing. Be consistent with accusations.
If that was pistachios faction, he was going around telling everyone how we was going to attack us. I seem to remember some good battles.Meh that war was pretty fun and I'm not mad about any part of it. I don't get any part of that picture though m8
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It's not like I sort of announced in the forums to attack u guys...
Or the first ppl already joined us 1 week before we came to NA.
You had enough time to prepare.
It's not like I sort of announced in the forums to attack u guys...
Or the first ppl already joined us 1 week before we came to NA.
You had enough time to prepare.
OMG OMFG EU GOT OUT NUMBERED IN THE ROSTER!!!!! FUCK EVERYONE GAME ISN'T FAIR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TRAITOR SCUM. CAN'T YOU BEAT US WITH AN EVEN ROSTER? NO YOU NEED 20 MORE MERCS!!! QQQQQQQQQQ(click to show/hide)
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Wow Eques. Gear bombing the fief. That is unbelievably low. Even for you.
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Please don't support this type of play or it ruins the game for people. Shame on you eques.
I will kill 1500 troops just cuz u retard fucked something up? no. y didn't u fucking check the gear? You knew we will attack
What evidence would he be able to show?
Set ranks on the gear to get around this issue, or does that not work?
What evidence would he be able to show? I wasn't able to think of any way unless he took screenshots of his gear before and after, but he didn't and I don't think anyone does. So for now all we have is his word.
I did check the gear. There was nothing in there until you guys tried to gearbug us with 100+ item types of shit broken gear.
Regardless we will prevail. You should know that gearbugging a fief in order to stop the other side from getting their equipment, is against the rules.
I have screenshots of the gear. Admin is looking into it.
James,
Contact me on Steam. I teach you some tricks for this.
I already taught James months ago :wink:
So does that means that the entire EU is moving to NA?Nope, Na wouldn't be able to support all the Grey troops
Nope, Na wouldn't be able to support all the Grey troops
Basically EU strat is frozen, so they are coming to NA because it's not. I believe that is the only reason but we should all quit being cunts and just embrace the xp. NA players I really hope you start fighting EU and not each other. Let my words ease the pain of your hurt butts. It'll all be over soon. Band together and make it last a little longer. Embrace each other NA and repel these foreign invaders!
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We gave u guys gear back, we gave u ur independence day free... And still I'm the son of bitch.
I tried to keep that friendly and to not wipe u of the map after we got our territory, but that seems to be not even that bad :3
Btw THE TURKS ARIVED WOOOH :D
You underestimate NA. If the NA clans unite, it will be an interesting war. EU may gain ground in the day, but at night, the seesaw may balance out.
You underestimate NA. If the NA clans unite, it will be an interesting war. EU may gain ground in the day, but at night, the seesaw may balance out.
You underestimate NA. If the NA clans unite, it will be an interesting war. EU may gain ground in the day, but at night, the seesaw may balance out.
why would we attack HOC. They were marvelous partners of us and I personally trust their leaders and their clan/faction. And WoM is not eques, but LL is. LL joined us cuz Dutchy trusts in me like I trust in him.
Germans never break friendships.
Never.
I sort of studied that shit so don't write full retard shit like that.
Nobody should make fun about second world war, especially not those ones who watched millions dying and than when there was one attack on one trading ship they declared war.
I learnt of that what my grand-grand parents did, but as it seems some didn't.
So 5 Kalmar armies and 1 eques army destroied by the server upfuck, we gave back the gear after a nighttime was totally shit and we changed to raid,
but I'm pretty sure it does not matter how kind we are, HCE won't give a fuck, just asking, you won't give us back the gear will u?
You didn't properly Equip siege gear. Therefore, they have no obligation to give you the gear back.
EU has been fucked forever. I don't/didn't hear this complaining when server broke back then...
You didn't properly Equip siege gear. Therefore, they have no obligation to give you the gear back.
EU has been fucked forever. I don't/didn't hear this complaining when server broke back then...
I don't expect them to give the gear back for any of them though. That would mean they'd have character... ;-)
Actually Anders, gotta disagree with you on this. The EU folk have been very giving in this war. After the server froze, and unfroze with no notice, a rollback should have occured. It didn't. The proper action would have been to give back gear for all armies that got hosed. The troop count was hurt enough, but to lose it all... meh. Look at it this way. Would HCE have caused an uproar if roles were reversed? You betcha.
I don't expect them to give the gear back for any of them though. That would mean they'd have character... ;-)
I remember them complaining about broke servers then, after and still. Maybe you shouldn' be such a twat, or has mercing for HCE made lying to commonplace for you?
Kalmars got rekt by that Server upfuck and got only 3 armies left, so they will probably just attack some villages, but if you think you can attack them, we equipped every single army we lost again and can equip them once more.
omg if you guys want to attack us go go go :D
We will destroy about 4-5 k troops/population today and you guys really think it would be intelligent to try shit in EU :D
yoshi.
If you attack something in EU you will be frozen for ages and you will loose the battle :)
But well thx :) One less we gotta take care of :)
VonCrow... um, wtf, I don't even know you? Why all the hate?
omg I don't care what u think and I don't even give a single fuck on who u are.
If you think u can change the mind of those ppl who would follow me into death, yes. Try. Good luck with it.
Actually Anders, gotta disagree with you on this. The EU folk have been very giving in this war. After the server froze, and unfroze with no notice, a rollback should have occured. It didn't. The proper action would have been to give back gear for all armies that got hosed. The troop count was hurt enough, but to lose it all... meh. Look at it this way. Would HCE have caused an uproar if roles were reversed? You betcha.
I don't expect them to give the gear back for any of them though. That would mean they'd have character... ;-)
Oh, I apologize Vander Crow. But it just seems like you're an annoying creature who pops up to feed on garbage... kinda like that bird... oh what's it called... oh yeah, a seagull! But while most of us bash each other with a bit humour, you just seem bitchy. Do you need a hug? Did that teacher touch you in a bad way, and make you feel estranged from the rest of the world? It's ok, bud. We're all friends here.
I quite honestly believe wardens and hounds had nothing to do with EU interference on the NA map... to me it just seems like another EU invasion planed and brought to us by... you guessed it... EU.
Can't believe this thread is almost to page 60... maybe someday ill come back and read it all.
omg I don't care what u think and I don't even give a single fuck on who u are.
They knew about it before hand and asked them to join. Thats why the first post had them listed as supporters when it was first posted. Because they worked with Dutchy to bring them over. Faction leaders from both have confirmed this
lol u deny rageing and insulting me when I came to your ts? You did not talk about the night time at all. You were simply insulting me.
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I should have recorded that... Couldn't really talk cuz I had to laugh because u were QQing like a lil kid xD
U. KING JAMES. got moved like a 10 years old. It was like: now the parents talk, better go play in the sandbox.
" I can't take you seriously right now, no one moves me in my ts."
"So whether we debase ourselves like the Wardens or Hounds and beg for Euro interfence, or fight you fuckers off like the mad dogs we are"
"whine whine whine"
fucking disgusting, a disgrace to old strat players and a bad look for NA in general, u lads, are prob the whinest, most hypocritcal pathetic pussies who beat ur chest over every battle, and yet, never attack anything ur self...like the new Relit\Raven clan, take ur honor and glory and lies and shove it.
thats exactly what i WOULD say to ur face in ts in i still cared about strat or crpg in general.
im trully glad that i dont care anymore and we can be friends again, brygg too...
because if i did care about strat, id call u out as the hypocritical lamos that u are.
like brygg...i like u less and less every post post u make.
and i like blackbird more and more with every post.
but meh, im a keshian loyalist, he played the game the way EU players play the game,,,and all he got from NA was hate for it.
fuck u guys. ( NA crpg players in general )
Hope the battle tonight sheds some good XP cause it had been dry as a grannys pussy lately boys!
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For sure I've seen some ridiculous shit from our side also, but in general the Anti HCE is just not used to our standarts. NA strat wasn't that good populated for a long time and now everything starts - nobody was ready for that.
But really, after I gave some tips to some of my friends shit worked pretty good! And as it seems the strat playstyle is there.
- somewhere -
ppl gotta search for it, but what I've seen so far even HCE is getting better. Still far away from being good, but they learnt from us.
NA never liked Power blocks and Kesh always made a GO/DRZ alliance Powerblock forcing a 2 side 100+ v 100+ faction war. NA hates, and always has hated that.
Than I though let's talk to our enemy about the conditions of this war. Well, after being insulted the first 5 minutes in your teamspeak, I was about to leave, but than fortunately somebody moved James out^^. So I talked to some of u and than somebody in the channel changed his night time while I was talking about it - rq.
I'm the one who begged for roster support and I'm the one who does it before every battle. So blame me, call me pathetic or whatever, but leave them.
guess what bronto...UR DUMB...and i like u...i just dont care what dumb little kids have to say ( brain isnt developed yet and all that )
anders...stfu, at least Kesh did shit with his Mega alliance,,,unlike some racist frenchmans ( again...looking at u there bronto, hmm, lets see, how many wars did kesh create...hmm, how many did weshoulddonothingbutdrinkbeer? HMM, hey, anders is ur number guy....have him fill u in on the details )
also..."Can't you whine less?" -campers ( its actually spelled anders...but wtf does he do but camp...hmm )
omg, cant U put a fucking bayonet on a goddamn rifle?
also..."100+ v 100+ faction war. NA hates, and always has hated that."
ur NA FFS of COURSE u hate that...u fucking lamos HATE war, hate fighting, LOVE whining, LOVE making excuses, i love kesh cuz he put u all in your fucking place...and u hate kesh, cuz u could never fucking touch him(click to show/hide)
guess what bronto...UR DUMB...and i like u...i just dont care what dumb little kids have to say ( brain isnt developed yet and all that )
anders...stfu, at least Kesh did shit with his Mega alliance,,,unlike some racist frenchmans ( again...looking at u there bronto, hmm, lets see, how many wars did kesh create...hmm, how many did weshoulddonothingbutdrinkbeer? HMM, hey, anders is ur number guy....have him fill u in on the details )
also..."Can't you whine less?" -campers ( its actually spelled anders...but wtf does he do but camp...hmm )
omg, cant U put a fucking bayonet on a goddamn rifle?
also..."100+ v 100+ faction war. NA hates, and always has hated that."
ur NA FFS of COURSE u hate that...u fucking lamos HATE war, hate fighting, LOVE whining, LOVE making excuses, i love kesh cuz he put u all in your fucking place...and u hate kesh, cuz u could never fucking touch him
NA Strat died after Squids/AoW left to fulfill long life dreams, cure cancer, and fight terrorism.
i NEED a big favor from u lads..one of u...will do this for me
im muted...please post this on diplomacy...kk thx. uhh under the eu invasion thread...u know the one.
"guess what bronto...UR DUMB...and i like u...i just dont care what dumb little kids have to say ( brain isnt developed yet and all that )
anders...stfu, at least Kesh did shit with his Mega alliance,,,unlike some racist frenchmans ( again...looking at u there bronto, hmm, lets see, how many wars did kesh create...hmm, how many did weshoulddonothingbutdrinkbeer? HMM, hey, anders ir ur number guy....have him fill u in on the details )
also..."Can't you whine less?" -campers ( its actually spelled anders...but wtf does he do but camp...hmm )
omg, cant U put a fucking bayonet on a goddamn rifle?
also..."100+ v 100+ faction war. NA hates, and always has hated that."
ur NA FFS of COURSE u hate that...u fucking lamos HATE war, hate fighting, LOVE whining, LOVE making excuses, i love kesh cuz he put u all in your fucking place...and u hate kesh, cuz u could never fucking touch him
GET REKT."
Cuz mods be mute-happy. Why did you get warned?I got warned for shit posting in an unban thread.(click to show/hide)
We don't like the way the diplomacy subforum is being used right now - most threads derail into offtopic within page 1. We want to see more roleplaying and in-character conversation. This doesn't mean hardcore roleplaying, but you should write stuff with your character in mind.
Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible
lol u deny rageing and insulting me when I came to your ts? You did not talk about the night time at all. You were simply insulting me.
not saying they have to support us, just saying if they are in the enemy roster it´s the same as a declaration of war. Just common EU shit, but seems to be new in NA.
Wow, talk about some retarded diplomacy.Wow, look the acre vassal is talking again...
Wow, look the acre vassal is talking again...
Lol. Acre vassal? WTF u smoking, cause I need some of that.You support them so you are a vassal. NA logic ftw!
Jona already posted this. Also why did Plumbo get muted?
I´m not saying if you´re not for me, you´re against me.
I´m saying if you´re against me, you´re against me.
All of our sieges were at 1 AM in the morning. If you want to see EU players in our roster tell james to change his night time or we will attack at 4 PM for us.18:00-21:00 would be better
All of our sieges were at 1 AM in the morning. If you want to see EU players in our roster tell james to change his night time or we will attack at 4 PM for us.
I'm from EU, and I stay at 1 AMBetter for everyone my ass...
But you can orgenise fight at 5 or 6 AM it ist better for every 1
And here I thought George W. Bush was the only one stupid enough to say something like, "If you are not for us, you are against us."
We kinda ran out of "Murica First' memes, and Eu doesn't play that game. Just hear you me! We will crush the foreign devils, and send them back to the socialist, free education and assigned housing they came from (won't bash medicare or metric or lack of death penalty: WTF is up with you United Statsians? All the civilized world accepted these years ago! I don't care if you only know your car gets 30 rods to the hogshead, move forward gents!).The most powerful factions sets the rules and that ain't HCE. If you want good times for you better get down on your knees and start begging. Tho I don't think anyone here wants to give you lowbies anything you want. Better be thankful for us not attacking in even worse times for you. Shut up and play!
BUT I will never concede to their battle times. Even James' battles are too early for me. 5 pm my time. 4 pm on the coast. Despite our drivel, we are not all neckbeards living in our parent's basement.
So, once again: When I go to Europe I do not insist my relatives cater to my time- I eat breakfast at their time, though it should be supper to me. As a visitor, I conform. You Euros are visitors to our map. Accept it... or the next time I go to Europe I will be a total dick, and insist bars open at 4 am, and everyone be quiet at 11 am... and so forth. Oh yeah, I will!
No problem for me, if you don't have anny respect for NA, then why should NA have that for you, Or do you feel youreself superiorI have respect for Na players but only the non - scrub ones(read as everyone except acre/acre vassals) and that is why we are not fighting on the shitisest of shit times for Na. But I as attacker will never make a battle at a time when I can not attend. Deal with it 8-)
Sorry, I am also from EU, and when I attacked a village with mine army, it was not only the faction, but entire NA that was knocking on mine door and complaining about the hour that I was attacking.And that is why we try to attack bettwen 21:00-02-00 cet. That way it won't be total shit for both sides. Ofc sometimes we need to attack at other times like when an army is running away. But we could attack earlier and bring a full eu roster but we don't as we are not cunts and unlike you. EU scrub attacking so early MURICA DECLARED JIHAD ON THIS INFIDEL!!!!! HE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU!!!!!
That was around 5 PM at EU time.
So yes, the people from NA demands a bit that when EU is attacking NA side, that they do it on NA time.
That was unspoken an agreement from other strat maps, and if NA attacks EU country (if that will ever happens) They do attacks at EU time.
And that is why we try to attack bettwen 21:00-02-00 cet. That way it won't be total shit for both sides. Ofc sometimes we need to attack at other times like when an army is running away. But we could attack earlier and bring a full eu roster but we don't as we are not cunts and unlike you. EU scrub attacking so early MURICA DECLARED JIHAD ON THIS INFIDEL!!!!! HE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU!!!!!
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This thread has gotten rather boring. People need to step their shit posting game up. Should i bring out the 36 point font again?I DARE YOU!
Well, I just made a small list about the recent attacks by EU factionsGreys would never be arsed with going to NA they tried it once and failed and I doubt that they will try it again. Most don't enjoy to fight with the high ping. All the other clans are just minor except Eques. But oh we are so big and scary. I will tell you a secret, it is not our size that made us rwkt the biggest faction on NA it is that we know how to play strat and they don't.
first the 2 main EU factions
--Eques -> holding fiefs in NA
--Kalmarunionen-> holding fiefs in NA
Some other EU factions that wanna have a piece of the pie
--Blood (Faction of princes_Ciri and Cannibal_Goku)
--Warriors of Tengri
Who does NA have to expect for invading NA
--The Grey's
For the people that still thinks that EU is not invading NA, good luck thinking that
But lett me know how the buttkissing of your EU overlords taste like :p
Greys would never be arsed with going to NA they tried it once and failed and I doubt that they will try it again. Most don't enjoy to fight with the high ping. All the other clans are just minor except Eques. But oh we are so big and scary. I will tell you a secret, it is not our size that made us rwkt the biggest faction on NA it is that we know how to play strat and they don't.
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Every time Schoi posts something I want to carve my eyes out with a spork.
No problem for me, if you don't have anny respect for NA, then why should NA have that for you, Or do you feel youreself superior
Well if you want to know why all of my allies and those ppl who apply for me have respect for me, just ask them.(click to show/hide)
If you think we are that dangerous, ATTACK US WITH UR ARMY BRUTTUS :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: And get all of your powerfull friends together and kill us :twisted:
you were the one who made ur team push out? Thank u kind sir! That was great! :D Plz do it again tonight ;)
After Durquba I´ll tell u if this was ironic or serious ;)
You would easily have killed far more tickets had we not slowed you down(you got stopped by nearly 5 minutes because of that.)
After the first, I didn't give a "command." As I said, I just gave James advice, but he gave the orders for everything.
Really? U guys want EVEN rosters?
Than u accept only 30 so neutral will think it´s okay to apply for u
And 10 minutes before the battle starts u accept the rest?
:shock: :shock:
Really? U guys want EVEN rosters?
Than u accept only 30 so neutral will think it´s okay to apply for u
And 10 minutes before the battle starts u accept the rest?
:shock: :shock:
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Plumbaganda
Ironically this is actually spot on 100% accurate.
The 5 people easily knocked down by their superior foe, represent of course the 5 strongholds HCE has lost to EU.(click to show/hide)
We got 6 castles and 1 city of them, so at all 7 strongholds :P
Backstab implies you were allied or on good terms before, seems more like they just came and attacked the biggest closest faction that owned nearly the entire map and had a pathological need to talk about how their current war is incredibly well-balanced and fair every post.
For the blind, their accomplishments mean that you have fewer fiefs, which is surely good for the rest of the map to enjoy.
Can't argue with fanatics.
Looks like they stabbed HCE in the front with a very public declaration and HCE immediately got salty as hell saying that it was better with 15 man rosters
Let's see you argue with thisgreat drawing
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How dare you attack my villagers of New Shibal Zumr They were such a peaceful folk now they must be conscripted into my army to crush your "blitzkrieg". Ufoinsky has been awoken.
A stellar debut shitpost from Ufoinsky. Welcome to the thread!
could cassander plz change his night time to 2 hours earlier?
Could someone give me a live tutorial with teamspeak and teamviewer on how to even setup night time settings for my stupid ass?
Well now The french frog will come into the game LET FUCK SOME EU CHESSBURGER GG GF EQUES SUCK IT BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
could cassander plz change his night time to 2 hours earlier?
Well it is hard for me not to notice Arowaine take a forward position right in the frontline of the war 8-) Is Arowaine the "True American Hero" here to put up a real fight for HCE or is he just having a little fun? :idea:The french canadians are the real americans?
Could you start attacking an hour later? Tired of getting home from work just to watch the last 15 minutes.Could you attack? Öh wäit I förgöt yöu äre töö nååbish för thät. When you attack you can decide the time but as you don't just stfu
Could you attack? Öh wäit I förgöt yöu äre töö nååbish för thät. When you attack you can decide the time but as you don't just stfu
Arn, your a dickhead, and a coward.Aren't you EU?
Every time when we lost something, you start to post, and you feel suddenly superior.
When Its mine turn to move, start whining, becouse I will use the settings of NA, and I don't even care if you can play or not.
Don't forget that HCE is fighting against an EU invassion, helped by some NA factions who liked to be boned from behind by the EU overlords
And to NA slaves from EU, I wanna say this, I really don't think that anny NA faction is gonna help you out when it is your turn to be wipped out by EU
Becouse it is reality, EU is invading NA, and your helping them to do it so that you can keep your fiefs
But at an certain moment, that will not protect you, becouse you will be in theyre way for it.
In sept. the entire NA will be EU
have fun with kissing EU butts guy's
Arn, your a dickhead, and a coward.Bla bla bla I am an acre slave and I'm mad cause they suck
Every time when we lost something, you start to post, and you feel suddenly superior.
When Its mine turn to move, start whining, becouse I will use the settings of NA, and I don't even care if you can play or not.
Don't forget that HCE is fighting against an EU invassion, helped by some NA factions who liked to be boned from behind by the EU overlords
And to NA slaves from EU, I wanna say this, I really don't think that anny NA faction is gonna help you out when it is your turn to be wipped out by EU
Becouse it is reality, EU is invading NA, and your helping them to do it so that you can keep your fiefs
But at an certain moment, that will not protect you, becouse you will be in theyre way for it.
In sept. the entire NA will be EU
have fun with kissing EU butts guy's
Arn, your a dickhead, and a coward.
Every time when we lost something, you start to post, and you feel suddenly superior.
When Its mine turn to move, start whining, becouse I will use the settings of NA, and I don't even care if you can play or not.
Don't forget that HCE is fighting against an EU invassion, helped by some NA factions who liked to be boned from behind by the EU overlords
And to NA slaves from EU, I wanna say this, I really don't think that anny NA faction is gonna help you out when it is your turn to be wipped out by EU
Becouse it is reality, EU is invading NA, and your helping them to do it so that you can keep your fiefs
But at an certain moment, that will not protect you, becouse you will be in theyre way for it.
In sept. the entire NA will be EU
have fun with kissing EU butts guy's
Could someone give me a live tutorial with teamspeak and teamviewer on how to even setup night time settings for my stupid ass?
Here's a handy guide HESKEYTIME!
STEP 1:(click to show/hide)
STEP 2:(click to show/hide)
The Holy chadzian Empire
Help us remove kebab. ts3.thecrusadersofacre.com
Really? :shock: U damn motherfucking assholes should all burn in hell for being such racist and retarded dickheads :evil:
Grand Uncle Adi would be proud of u.
Go win a world war German scum.
you would really support that? U support them saying those things?It's what Americans do
you would really support that? U support them saying those things?
THE TRIPLE THAT WON THE MATCH
Went into Berserk ts to hang. Heard from Lumetta how James blamed their lost on the Berserk players. Nice one laying the blame on new players James.
Looked like they could easily have been trying to throw it. Sorry to hear they are just new players.
BonBons was the only one that you could blame for doing bad, Being completely new and not knowing how to block. Edamir the low power strike ARCHER couldn't get any kills since your gear bug blocked all ranged. I don't see a 2ps archer getting any kills against full heirloomed str build plate guys.
(Edit) So one guy made you lose that battle? Not the fact that they had more mercs than you and you were gear bugged.Those 2That ONE berserk wasnt the only mercs on your side that did bad
Didn't BonBon get banned like 4 months ago for being a troll and teamkilling/leeching on NA1(or was it DTV?) and you made like 50 threads shit posting about it? If you haven't learned how to block in 4 months and go 5:42 then yeah I'd see that as someone deliberately throwing a match. Bezerks count for almost 300 tickets of death between 4 of you so I'd say his suspicions were warranted if ultimately unfounded.
Didn't BonBon get banned like 4 months ago for being a troll and teamkilling/leeching on NA1(or was it DTV?) and you made like 50 threads shit posting about it? If you haven't learned how to block in 4 months and go 5:42 then yeah I'd see that as someone deliberately throwing a match. Bezerks count for almost 300 tickets of death between 4 of you so I'd say his suspicions were warranted if ultimately unfounded.Yes, the player that has gotten on probably 4 times since then.
James... first you complains that you dosen't get any support form nas and then you blame you loss on those who fight for you. What a glorious leader, no wonder people don't like to fight for you. I feel sorry for those who still follow him I truly do.
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James... first you complains that you dosen't get any support form nas and then you blame you loss on those who fight for you. What a glorious leader, no wonder people don't like to fight for you. I feel sorry for those who still follow him I truly do.
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If someone has 2 ps they arent an archer they are a shitty troll and even if youcant kill anyone you can still not diecould they have been low level archer?
We watched people spawn in without weapons and not move. Several of them had a couple kills and 45+ deaths. There are shit KD's and then there is standing around and not doing anything for large portions of the fight. It looked a little suspicious.Then why do you accept them?
We also ask people to come in ts and they did not.
Then why do you accept them?
Was the first time and they said they were going to help us.Why didn't you just kick/ban poll them? Oh wait I forgot that nas can't handle that responsibility so they disabled it...
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE FOR
BUT IT'S WORTH F***ING
I told you, you should change the night time. Now we attack at 7 PM for us. Ordniary this battle would be at 3 AM. Just to show u guys that u can´t abuse our goodness forever. GL there.
It's a Saturday. It doesn't matter.Some of us have social lives. Fuckin nerd.
Some of us have social lives. Fuckin nerd.
We watched people spawn in without weapons and not move. Several of them had a couple kills and 45+ deaths. There are shit KD's and then there is standing around and not doing anything for large portions of the fight. It looked a little suspicious.
We also ask people to come in ts and they did not.
idk where all you my old friends got the idea that james goes full kesh in teamspeak he bans me for being rude every once in a whilethats cuz you deserve it
well even though they were on an other ts, but they had one in ours. So they were able to listen to me and that´s all a normal commander wants. They were following the orders perfectly and did a great teamfight there.
On top of that, If i saw one of my guys standing around, I'd tell them to get back into the fight. If they pushed up too much I'd call them out by name and tell them to get back with the group. Around 300 troops left, acre almost got capped. Guess having 6 more guys spawning in didn't help out much with that right? But it's okay, acre will be down 6 more mercs. Voncrow warned me that James is a shit head but I didn't believe him.Is ok bb, we all love you
(Also when the SAME berserks merced for Black bird's siege, I heard james was butt hurt about it. When they merc for him, he blames them for a lose.)
Well James didn't the Beserks get the flag cap at the siege before this battle for you? Lumetta was second best killer in this battle and you got killed more then anyone else on the team , so where you trying to throw the battle?
Acre are better than me, been saying it for a while now.Ik man, ty. If you want ill give you some melee lessons, no charge just for you.
If someone has 2 ps they arent an archer they are a shitty troll and even if youcant kill anyone you can still not die
Sorry just talked to him, he has 0 pshow to be pro
Sorry just talked to him, he has 0 ps
Sorry just talked to him, he has 0 psoops i meant pd but my phone is shit and i cant read what i type
Acre hypocrites, been saying it for a while now. the longer i keep repeating myself the more true it becomes
Really fun battles guys. Keep up the work on both sides and remember Panda, back off my long spear. You can't handle the Long 1D :P :PNudges are my friends. You are 2 good at blocking mate.
When Black Panda tries to duel my Long Spear(click to show/hide)
Nudges are my friends. Your are 2 good at blocking mate.
Nudges are Pikemen's best friend and its all about the jump spin stabthe roflcopter
Nudges are Pikemen's best friend and its all about the jump spin stab
I stopped paying attention to this thread about 15 pages ago. Why are you guys still so involved in so much sperg nonsense? There was some mediocre shit posting at the start but it turned into a full out autism fight between schoi and a few acre guys against the super nerdy and serious Eu guys.I only come back here for Schoi's shitposting tbh
Another bunch of good fights today. RIP Arowaines Elite Baguette Army. Death byNice manboobs thereno one online to sign roster because workvigorous group orgies is a hell of a way to go.
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Couple screenshots from the battle at Durquba.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
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James in rl be like:
Mother: "what ya doing with that gun?"
James: "Murica"
Mother: "You´re canadian, fucker. Go eat pancakes and throw away that weapon."
I quit cRPG for 6 months and lost 20 pounds but now all this shitposting and drama is getting me addicted again.you still are fat kesh
time to get fatter than a texan over summer.
I only come back here for Schoi's shitposting tbh
Schoi's "shitposting" isn't even shitposting. It is literally just posts that are shit.
Schoi's "shitposting" isn't even shitposting. It is literally just posts that are shit.
Where is daruvian the shit talker that his community needs?
Daruvian die in a chesseburger Orgie! rip daruvian Goblin King.*Gobblin
*GobblinGawblyn*
Its 5:50am I've been up for over a day and it's been a few months since my last rage post so here you boys go:*Stands up and claps*
What the fuck NA? Fucking EU my old friends are attacking at 8-11AM on a fucking TUESDAY workday and you retards still sign up for them in the later sieges? You're going to be that big of massive fucking cucks? God damn I can already hear Voncrow with his autistic "REEEEEEEEE HCE IS SCUM ITS BETTER TO SUCKLE THE NUTS OF GAYLORD EU'S THEN HAVE THEM ON THE MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then the broken english from the rest of their supporters going "shut up acre scum" or whatever. At least back when we were shitposting it was mildly entertaining instead of "LMAO FUCK ACRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL" like wow thats never been said 100000x before.
Anyways I digressed there a bit, back to my original point: What the fuck are you guys doing? Do you honestly think that after durquba falls the EU's will be all "WOW NA my old friends are such cucks, might as well let these pussies who have to call in other continents to defeat their singular enemy we will let them keep their land" fuck no they're going to fuck your shit up and take all your fucking land. And guess who will be mercing for them when they've lost all their land to you guys being bundle of stickss? I sure as hell wont merc for you retards you deserve to lose your shit as well. So it will be EU and HCE(the faction you couldn't even beat 5v1) vs you... Yeah good luck you idiot. I mean i expect this level of retardation from the Beserks but Wardens and HoC? I guess sitting in your city/castle's not doing anything for MONTHS must have fucking made you stir crazy. Seriously you guys go "LOL HCE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING" but what has WOTN done? Literally nothing. They attacked Curaw and lost once. They attacked some unarmed HCE armies and fucked us over with night time settings. Wow good work you guys 10/10 some fucking solid shit going on there. HoC has done nothing besides like 2 battles at Reindi or whatever idk i couldn't make it and that one time they attacked Tornkik and also they attacked some villages.
Basically TL;DR everyone is retarded because they can't realize that EU has basically already won. HCE wont ever merc for you because you guys were too stupid to realize the threat and they want to fuck you over as well. You guys wont merc for HCE because you're terrified of losing your shitty castles and precious armies you spent months arming perfectly so you can jack off to the equipment on the website while it collects dust ingame.
Pffff, any NA honestly think HCE would have merced for them if situations were reversed?8 am has never and will never be peak hours for NA lmao but sure whatever you think. And as a former HCE member yes I would've have merced for HoC and WOTN as they both know from the like 10,000 messages I sent to them trying to get them to accept peace with us and fight with us.
And people can see your nighttimes before they attack you, if your night time is set so that they can only attack you at a shit time for them or a shit time for you, the choice is obvious, any NA strategus player would make the same choice if presented with those options. Or you just expect them to go 'hmmm, night time over the only time our peak hours overlap? Guess i'll just ignore this fief then'?
Pffff, any NA honestly think HCE would have merced for them if situations were reversed?
And people can see your nighttimes before they attack you, if your night time is set so that they can only attack you at a shit time for them or a shit time for you, the choice is obvious, any NA strategus player would make the same choice if presented with those options. Or you just expect them to go 'hmmm, night time over the only time our peak hours overlap? Guess i'll just ignore this fief then'?
In NA, We'd attack at 9PM or later so every NA player can join the fun. EU's can't hang with that time, then they need to fuck off.You want shit time or acceptable decent time? You can choose one option and if you don't like you can just fuck off or attack us so you can decide the time
Oh, and a FYI, Dutchy basically did/does this. So, no one attacks him during weekdays, but he modifies it for Weekends(sometimes he forgets), so that everyone can get good battles(himself included). We can do agreements on things like this during weekends, but apparently, EU cunts don't have a balls for this. It's "their way or the highway."
You want shit time or acceptable decent time? You can choose one option and if you don't like you can just fuck off or attack us so you can decide the timeMEY WHEY OER TEH HIGEH WHEY!!!!!!
MEY WHEY OER TEH HIGEH WHEY!!!!!!Sorry I don't speak murican
Sorry I don't speak muricanGood thing im Swedish :lol:
I asked like 5 times to change it only to the time for Durquba.People are dont listen neither do u get rekt
And well I don´t want to fight at 3 AM every night, so I told them to attack at 19:00. lol
People are dont listen neither do u get rekt
Good thing im Swedish :lol:Prove!
Prove!you want me to prove some thing on the internet? you sir are living in your own fucking world
Its 5:50am I've been up for over a day and it's been a few months since my last rage post so here you boys go:
What the fuck NA? Fucking EU my old friends are attacking at 8-11AM on a fucking TUESDAY workday and you retards still sign up for them in the later sieges? You're going to be that big of massive fucking cucks? God damn I can already hear Voncrow with his autistic "REEEEEEEEE HCE IS SCUM ITS BETTER TO SUCKLE THE NUTS OF GAYLORD EU'S THEN HAVE THEM ON THE MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then the broken english from the rest of their supporters going "shut up acre scum" or whatever. At least back when we were shitposting it was mildly entertaining instead of "LMAO FUCK ACRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL" like wow thats never been said 100000x before.
Anyways I digressed there a bit, back to my original point: What the fuck are you guys doing? Do you honestly think that after durquba falls the EU's will be all "WOW NA my old friends are such cucks, might as well let these pussies who have to call in other continents to defeat their singular enemy we will let them keep their land" fuck no they're going to fuck your shit up and take all your fucking land. And guess who will be mercing for them when they've lost all their land to you guys being bundle of stickss? I sure as hell wont merc for you retards you deserve to lose your shit as well. So it will be EU and HCE(the faction you couldn't even beat 5v1) vs you... Yeah good luck you idiot. I mean i expect this level of retardation from the Beserks but Wardens and HoC? I guess sitting in your city/castle's not doing anything for MONTHS must have fucking made you stir crazy. Seriously you guys go "LOL HCE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING" but what has WOTN done? Literally nothing. They attacked Curaw and lost once. They attacked some unarmed HCE armies and fucked us over with night time settings. Wow good work you guys 10/10 some fucking solid shit going on there. HoC has done nothing besides like 2 battles at Reindi or whatever idk i couldn't make it and that one time they attacked Tornkik and also they attacked some villages.
Basically TL;DR everyone is retarded because they can't realize that EU has basically already won. HCE wont ever merc for you because you guys were too stupid to realize the threat and they want to fuck you over as well. You guys wont merc for HCE because you're terrified of losing your shitty castles and precious armies you spent months arming perfectly so you can jack off to the equipment on the website while it collects dust ingame.
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If your shit post isn't at least 2 paragraphs of decent length with 1 or 2 smaller ones please fuck off and stop wasting my time with your kindergarten level shitYou sir need to fuck off. it is my deepest concern that your autism needs to be fixed, and i do not have the means to do so. So please sir eat some decaying rats and die in a foxhole slowly eating your comrades shitty shit intestines full of shit and die from E-coli.
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Well, I spent a good hour reading this thread at work. Real sad that EU came to NA to do this shit, wish they could have stayed where they belong. Even sadder that some NA clans/players encouraged this nonsense. What I would give to have the Central Confederacy back to push these shitheads out... fuck real life and jobs!Damn acre vassals everywhere(except on the map and the battles)!
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blah blah blah... U don´t like it? All those retards who don´t play strat on their own do not fucking know how much a army is. How much work and how much time someone has to spend to build one.
So someone read this thread and cant work out that we cant fight in EU because its broken? Good grief.
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Relit kept fucki g pages and pages of xcel spreadsheets for all his bundle of sticksy strat shit and sometimes he would give me shit and i would do stuffcup, you are still trash
What are you saying? They are now all French flags!
http://gizmodo.com/5930450/all-the-american-flags-on-the-moon-are-now-white
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No, I am quite aware of that, hence why I said 'I wish they could have stayed where they belong'. NA and EU should be separate maps entirely. I have always felt this way.
*for an hour and missed that point lol
Big battle tonight defending NA from these EU invaders and their benedict arnolds!
Too bad they always attack while most of us are still at work or are eating dinner with our families. Shit they even attack at 6 AM so I can't get any sleep until the battle, thanks Obama.
finally someone who got it! Don´t blame me, blame obama.
Wait- you're awake right now! So why don't you attack at this time?We just finished a battle but we don't want to stay awake another 2 hours...
it is 3 AM here atm
We just finished a battle but we don't want to stay awake another 2 hours...wait you wanna fuck me?
Wait- you're awake right now! So why don't you attack at this time?
I think defenders should have right to put whatever night time settings they want. Attackers complaining about it should really use common sense. Dont enter our house and tell us what to do.I mean they are not complaining. If anything, some NA mercs for both sides are complaining about the time.
I think defenders should have right to put whatever night time settings they want. Attackers complaining about it should really use common sense. Dont enter our house and tell us what to do.
Well am not a leader and I stand by my opinion. Also you are Australian and that time is bad for NA and EU, only good for you and CH.
Um yeah mate your all over this, my settings are 12am for the enemy and HCE settings are 3am for their enemy. Now that I have made this clear do you see why your leaders are hypocrites?
And it is horrible for China and really bad for Aus also as its 2pm, so go study some facts before you dribble anymore shit that you clearly have no idea what your saying. I actually have to leave work to make a battle if attacked as this is the earliest time I can offer and suits NA better then any other nation :rolleyes: Like is 12am est really that bad? Which is actually prime time for west coast :wink:
So how about tomorrow at 12am est you have a look who is on what server and on adverage you will find:
Aus = 0
China = 0
EU = 10
NA = 50+
Yea, but Dutchy, you don't have a million EU recruits to fund your rosters. You had to rely on NA's. Thus a bad NA time was bad for both sides.Either you attack yourself or stop complaining. I don't understand why you complain all the big battles have had 40-50 guys so clearly people can fight at those times and from what I understand you had 20vs20 battles before we came
And that 12 EST isn't bad, but for a large battle it can be.(as it lasts up to 1:30 AM).
7PM est are at 1AM EU time, but cause the battles are and hour or more long it pushes it to 3AM. To bad HCE don't know how to revolving door their nighttime. If they Did EU would never be able to get a good attack in without getting screwed in the time. Why can't we just have weekend battles since EU want's decent battle times. Do it during the weekend.
Dutchy always did(or planned attacks for decent times it was weekdays). Course, EU's being cheaters won't ever change, so guess that's not much to hope for.
Battles only at weekends make castles/towns almost untakeable due to reinforcement and population recovery.
Either you attack yourself or stop complaining. I don't understand why you complain all the big battles have had 40-50 guys so clearly people can fight at those times and from what I understand you had 20vs20 battles before we came
I'll gladly go back to 20v20 battles to get good, solid matches at times everyone in NA liked, entitled cunt. In fact, the really big battles (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3994) were (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#) getting (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4412) near (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4414) 30V30 (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4459) before you came over (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4458). All you did was add EU mercs to the pool, and nothing more, to allow the 40V40 battles(still can't do roll calls cause not enough mercs).If you want us gone then come and kick us out
Also, the Fact that it's summer and people have more free time,but nope, it's all the EU's coming over that brought everyone back. Yes, totally all EU's who did it. If not for EU, we'd still be fighting with pitchforks and cudgels and totally killing afks. James would still be a fucking cunt and HoC would be relevant.
Continue believing that you were the great cause of this "increased battle rosters." It wasn't you, but the mere fact that it's a good time for strat, several factions came back(before you came over) and a war was actually happening.
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We do know how long it takes to build an army. And to raise men and gear to defend fiefs. That's why we don't want to have battles while we are at work or. I used to like the Warriors of Tengri because they had battles I could actually make, but now that's over. TBH, those of us who can make it are enjoying the battles since us NAers could only afford small battles or a siege every month or so. And we would be very happy having you here if it wasn't for the different time zones.
If you wanted battles in Eu time, why don't you start fighting each other on the NA map. Bad ping for everyone, but you get your XP. But that's not gonna happen, is it, cuz all Euros are the ultimate bro-coders. Instead you force us to conform to your times, and we end up losing millions of hard earned silver and thousands of troops in battles we can't even play in.
If 'Django Unchained' taught us one thing, it's don't let a German into your place. At first its all smiles and promises of riches, then the next thing you know you got a Derringer bullet in your chest and your house gets blown up.
If you think we don´t belong in NA, start attacking us. You had more than 5K troops in Durquba, instead of fighting defensive you could have tried to kick our asses outta here before we even take the first castle, but as it seems King James' City is more important than every other fief his soldiers had. I kinda think he only wants the renown... And well yes, thanks for all the great XP. You guys are great enemies!Enemies more like punching bags as they don't hit back...
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I AM SO CONFUSED! Opening this thread is like cutting bags of salt and long grain rice?BOTH AT ONCE!
I AM SO CONFUSED! Opening this thread is like cutting bags of salt and long grain rice?
I'll gladly go back to 20v20 battles to get good, solid matches at times everyone in NA liked, entitled cunt. In fact, the really big battles (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=3994) were (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#) getting (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4412) near (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4414) 30V30 (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4459) before you came over (http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4458). All you did was add EU mercs to the pool, and nothing more, to allow the 40V40 battles(still can't do roll calls cause not enough mercs).
Thanks for pointing out how unbalanced strat was before EU showed up. 27v36 and 25v35 do not make for fun battles, especially when the side with 10 more mercs is defending a castle/city.
NA stepped up its game and learned how to siege defense and use siege again after just a few battles
We always knew how(at least If I'm around) to use siege gear. There's a few Engineers, just not very many left.There is always Wix_the_Engineer
Were you the man with the Panda plated crest?Maybe :rolleyes:
every single day i get home from work 5 minutes after the battle starts.Go get real asian food
but today i had some frozen pf changs orange chicken for lunch. I have a half hour lunch and the bag says it takes 15 minutes to cook. I say fuck it yolo i want some chinese food. I open the bag and pour it into a normal bowl but there is just a little left over. What the fuck do these gook base these serving sizes off of? so now i have two moutfuls in a bag and my bowl is overflowing. I microwave the chicken for 10 minutes and its boiling hot. Once its done I scarf it down and burn my mouth. I then realize that this shit fake chinese bullshit is 90% vegetables. Who the fuck eats vegetables? I finish the 5 pieces of chicken and throw the rest out just in time to go back to work. TL,DR: P.F. Changs is shit ass bullshit
Go get real asian food
it was free from a neighbor who was movinghe is trying to poison you
He should get Panda Express, shit is amazing.Schoi the fat asian boi
The desert will be a anarchistic trading heaven for everyone who wants to get money. There won't be any restrictions about buying/selling S&D. The only rule will be: U have to be in New Libere Equites. ;) Than you can get troops, eq them with ur money and do as many fun battles u want :P Get full plates and pikes or lederhosen and flamberges xD Do whatever you want as long as it will be funny ;)shut the fuck up black bird
Edit: If you join us right now, u can take a village and manage it, so basically trade in the desert and every time u pass u can take the money out of it ;)
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Shut the fuck up blackbirdDeclaration of Warto the Holy chadzian Empireand all of their alliancesReason for the war: EU is bugged and we are bored.
Everyone who will support the rosters of the HCE will get rekt on the map.
Everyone who is in our way without a faction of 4+ castles/Cities has to join us. Otherwise he will get rekt. (exeptions are possible
Everyone with armies close to the HCE teritorry without writing me (Eques_Black_Bird) the reason of his presence will get rekt.
If you are trader and in the desert you should better GTFO or you will get rekt (But if you want to trade for us you are welcome. You can get troops and equipment.)
You wanna show those "holy" donkey lover that they are'nt good enough to compete on the strat map? Join New Libere Equites and march with us!
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King James of ACRE will have some trouble coming to the battles cuz he is stuck in there :(
Our Equipment(click to show/hide)
Our Alliance:
The Kalmarunionen
Our EU Supporters:
Warriors of Tengri
Mercenaries
I cant list all of them :)
Our NA Supporters:
Legionaries
Wardens of the North
Hounds of Chulainn
Extra roster support:
Grey Order
Polanie
I hope I can talk with you about the conditions of this war.
With a blood lustfull sword and a new plate armor we gonna come to bring fire and blood to those who deserve it.
Valar Morghulis
Who is this retard and why isn't he muted yet?
I'd rather read his lame jokes than two paragraphs about night time settings and shitty roleplay.
Who is this retard and why isn't he muted yet?
I'd rather read his lame jokes than two paragraphs about night time settings and shitty roleplay.
Is that a shot at my post?! I pour blood and sweat into that post!?! Lol. I suggest less typing and more biceps workouts. Alpha in Crpg but a beta IRL. oOooooo :PI would love to see you fight
Jayjrod, put me against this lady in the tourney!
Is that a shot at my post?! I pour blood and sweat into that post!?! Lol. I suggest less typing and more biceps workouts. Alpha in Crpg but a beta IRL. oOooooo :P
Jayjrod, put me against this lady in the tourney!
It´s like waiting for the new series of GoT :3 nobody knows what will happen, and all the time someone dies and someone else appears :D old friends make war, ex-friends find back together. Old alliances disband and fight each other, new alliances will be built, people will be wiped off the map. I´m so fucking curious :D
Shut the fuck up blackbird
please shut the fuck up
racist, ban him.
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So was the colonizing of america a mistake in his opinion?
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Wow, what an intelligent response. This will make me think about what I say next time. Also I heard they are dethroning King James soon, getting the autistic off the throne and what not. Good move I think.
Wow, what an intelligent response. This will make me think about what I say next time. Also I heard they are dethroning King James soon, getting the autistic off the throne and what not. Good move I think.Not dethroning him. He merely had been planing to step down for a while, even before the war with EU started. However you may think what you want. He shall still play a crucial role in Acre along with Axeman. And he shall continue to shitpost all he wants :twisted:
He shall continue to shitpost all he wants :twisted:
Convenient how Dutchy attacked so the battle will be during the NA 1v1 tourney
Well I attacked 1.5 hours before and HCE nighttime settings pushed it to the tour time, so before you blame me take a look in the mirror about this battle time :rolleyes:
Gonna call bullshit on this, you cant set a night time setting to end at 4:19 PM PST. You can only set it to be even hours.
bullshit on those who have no idea how strat works
I assume to battle timer for knightmares fief transfer faction push the battle from an even hour to 7:19 EST. Although i dont know if a 600 v200 is a 40 some minute timerIt is always the attacking army that decides how long the battle will be so 40min seems reasonable for 600 troops
Its always the beserks fault lol, amirite James?everytime you post I stare at your avatar for a few minutes and then realize that none of it makes sense
everytime you post I stare at your avatar for a few minutes and then realize that none of it makes sense
every timeim crying inside
What the hell happened?Something no one saw coming.
Something no one saw coming.
Not really. Dutchy always wants good battles, not to win(like shitty EU). Fun > Winning.Battle=fun so battle>no battle
Not really. Dutchy always wants good battles, not to win(like shitty EU). Fun > Winning.
I am the Party:
(can't figure out how to imbed still).
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it's summer in germany, we got 30 ° every day. I'd like to see some pictures of inuits fishing ice cream and pooping cold beer.
30 is below freezing dude. How is that a nice summer?It is in Scandinavia + Finland :P You don't wanna be here in the winter :S
well yes thx for the battles :) Oh and btw it's now one month, and HCE splitted up, acre is left alone, even that guy in Curaw asks black bird for help :3 Gf Acre and nice try and thx for the tons of xp battles at durquba!
HCE is still alive , stop assuming its only Acre. If any other NA faction would have been declared on by EU and the majority of NA, they would have crumbled in a few weeks. Also we do have supporters by the shit tons now. But thanks for xp and free gear.
EU propaganda.
Acre Propaganda
I just got back from my vacation in EU, was sent there because some acre vassals got butthurt over a game mechanic they didn't like others using.
12 people on that list are/ex HCE members. Am sorry HCE worked harder and faster to build an empire than everybody else. You can also say " dey wer afk so itz not fair!!1!!1!" But if we didn't take them do you think other people would have left them alone?
Our Alliance:
The Kalmarunionen
Our EU Supporters:
Warriors of Tengri
Mercenaries
I cant list all of them :)
Our NA Supporters:
Legionaries
Wardens of the North
Hounds of Chulainn
Extra roster support:
Grey Order
Polanie
HCE has done a glorious job of fighting EU and all the NA groups working with them. We are no doubt pulling the weight of a lot of NA in this conflict.
Well Voncrow if you ever stop getting mindfucked by EU into fighting against NA. Maybe your soul can be saved.
But then my mind would be scrambled by Acre tards. So mindless either way but at least with the mind control I can enjoy it.
But then my mind would be scrambled by Acre tards. So mindless either way but at least with the mind control I can enjoy it.
well yes thx for the battles :) Oh and btw it's now one month, and HCE splitted up, acre is left alone, even that guy in Curaw asks black bird for help :3 Gf Acre and nice try and thx for the tons of xp battles at durquba!
20 players is more than Legionaries, Wardens and Hounds I believe. Which was the point I was trying to make.
Well Voncrow if you ever stop getting mindfucked by EU into fighting against NA. Maybe your soul can be saved.
That would be AMAZING wouldn't it, how awesome would Strat be if you had *all* of NA supporting you and rosters were like 51/30 in your favour! Mmmm, that'd be the most fun ever... for you.
But even with all the shittalking in the world, who would honestly want to try and make supporters of the 'EU roster' defect to the NA one? The attitude in TS was great on the attacking side, where the focus was on kills and not taking the city since it's brought so much joy to strat having this conflict over Durbuqa, and at least most of the defenders seem to be enjoying themselves.
I have to disagree with you on this one.
Myself, I have noticed that during the sieges, that I'm being focused hard by the same group of people ( they know who they are)
I noticed that those people break up a fight, just to kill me, so that they can brag about it in theyre TS.
So for me thats not really fun, to be killed by the same people over and over again, not that I don't mind to be killed, but being focused and followd where ever I go by the same people that are fighting the opposite, that breaks out of the fun, and mine KD really sucks (not that i'm a very good player, but I try )
Not sure I should even bother to reply, but... Change your face, change your armor, change your name if you have to (pseudonym) and most importantly move with your team and stop complaining about getting singled out. I doubt there's a big conspiracy out there to get you...
Acre had a 7 man roster advantage yesterday while defending a city. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :rolleyes:
lol
Voncrow there is a reknown ladder.
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I see a lot of Acre and our Allies on there. Where are you?
And um, wtf are the Greys doing? Sending men into NA.. and for what purpose? I doubt they will attack Dutchy.
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(oh yeah, they are all shiny).
As far as attacking on the map you guys made sure we would have little chance to do that by outnumbering us with sheer player size. If anyone here isn't fighting a war Blackbird it is you...
Lol, citing the renown leaderboards as proof that your faction is accomplishing something is pretty sad. It's also especially sad when you cite them and don't even seem to know how they work, or how exactly renown is calculated. That would be like believing that just because you're a high-ranked duelist you are the best player NA.
You can also stop deluding yourselves into thinking that you're the real Americans here. You guys tried to enslave the entire NA map long before EU invaded, making you the traitors here. In the Revolutionary War the Americans had to accept the help of some Frenchies in order to win the war. That is all that the true Muricans are currently doing. The only thing Acre has in common with America is the fact that by pure happenstance it shares a few of the same letters, big whoop.
Also Bryggan, of course Acre is "the most reliable" faction in the HCE. It is merely due to their presence that the entire empire got attacked. No one had any sort of beef with the other factions of it, and that is why they are currently being left alone on the map since their departure.
HoC complaining about no one doing anything in strat is pretty laughable. Since they've never done anything since like the first 3 weeks. Have you ever even left Sargoth Jona besides to attack Tornkik once? You're almost as bad as the Wardens except at least they attack armies at 3am and then lose them(lol @ plaurgee)
So what you're saying is that you didn't want to wipe all of NA but you wanted to enslave all of NA into being under you forcing everyone to play trade simulator...
And lastly I'm getting tired of being called a Tyrant who wanted to wipe all the other NA factions. I just wanted to subjugate them all, and lead them not as a cruel dictator, but as a kind father-figure with their best interests at heart. I wanted to bring in an era of peace and prosperity; where everyone got along, and those who didn't would disappear in the middle of the night.
Is that so wrong?
So what you're saying is that you didn't want to wipe all of NA but you wanted to enslave all of NA into being under you forcing everyone to play trade simulator...
Thx for attacking james! In 2 days I'll be in NA again with 2 k troops :)
So HoC was part of WoTN, when WoTN removed MB from the map? This is news to me, and I'll take your word for it that it happened. I honestly couldnt tell you if its true or not... because before all of our land got taken, we stopped playing. Either way though, I wouldn't really chalk up removing an inactive clan from the map as an achievement of war. Kind of silly.
Also every choad chafing bundle of sticks and their gay-ball cousin teamed/teams up against acre. It's not that hard to jump on the Acre-gang-bang train and act like you are really good at the game, and quite frankly blackbird, you seem like a massive tool. LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE HERE PEOPLE.
Props for coming to NA to start a war, thats definitely a ballsy move. However attacking one of the least reputable factions in NA(who are already hated by so many simply because they are "bad-lol") successfully, doesnt really earn you any renown in my book. Any decent sized faction in EU has the capability to create massive well equipped armies with great gear, and I cant think of more than 5 or so NA factions who were blessed with this capability - acre hasn't been one of them. Sure you could say something like "NA is full of pingers---we play with 100+ ping and still win!!!!", but the truth is you have 60% of the NA players signing up for you, and within that 60% happens to be the majority of the high skilled NA players.
Acre is probably the most resilient faction on the NA map. They have recovered from being wiped or at least severely diminished on several occasions, and James/crew just won't give up the fight. For this reason, they have earned my respect, and my support in this shitstorm of a playground gangbang. To see acre grow and actually raise quite a few players from brand spanking new crpg-shitbabies, into well skilled players, amidst all of the defeat/belittling that people love to assert upon them, leads me to believe that Acre is full of true champions, and an unmovable moral.
It's so easy to jump on the Acre hate train, and kick a downed dog(after all i talked a bunch of shit to acre back when they first reformed into a heavy cav/plate wearing clan on NA-1. Annoying as fuck), but I personally have a fucking backbone and will stand for the righteous, and fight the wicked.
I'm kind of coming back to strat, and a few others are involved(we are fucking lazy), and if I happen to be around outside of real life, I'll do a few things on the strat map, or fight in a battle here and there. It honestly sucks to feel like we basically have to support Acre, or join the rest of the nutless Acre combatants, but I don't think there is much choice in the matter. No guts, no glory. See you on the field
Your tactic isn't some welll thought off plan to destroy HCE, its literally keep throwing troops till HCE has none left.And what is yours? Just stand there and take it till you have nothing left? I have seen you move 2, 1k armies and that is it. Quite pathetic considering how many players you have... But I guess it is all a part of a grand master plan of some sort that my tiny eu brain can't grasp
You see, HCE only has like 10-15 semi active players, so fuck off with that "you have more people" shit. We are going against like 1234567345676895435678976543 troops.10-15 is way more then eques and kalmar combined, so don't blame it on your "low" amount of players. Also even tho you have less troops you can do a lot of damage with more armies moving than the enemy, ask any experienced strat player. Kalmar has done this a lot and to great success. But you are just to incompetent to do anything on the map.
Imagine what a shitty tactic that would be if they did it *against* Acre, boy those guys should be blacklisted from all battles for any faction if they behaved like that.
Let's just hope that they do it to the EU roster cos then it's fine.
Another great fight guys.
Does this mean you are finally gonna fight back? Or are you just trying to make it look like you aren't just defending.
I'm posting here a awesome german song. Even though I'm the only german takeing part here.
Dear, BlackBird
THanks for all the free shit i appreciate if you'd just give up and stop attacking durquba so i can stop getting massive amounts of XP. Thank you.
From Ufoinsky, the autistic kid
Dear, BlackBird
THanks for all the free shit i appreciate if you'd just give up and stop attacking durquba so i can stop getting massive amounts of XP. Thank you.
From Ufoinsky, the autistic kid
You do seem like the kind of person who would complain about the xp.Sarcasm. on the internet. For you and most people it must be so hard to comprehend. Congrats on Asperger syndrome
Sarcasm. on the internet. For you and most people it must be so hard to comprehend. Congrats on Asperger syndrome
How dare we complain about being invaded in the middle of war!! Gosh we are such assholes and we should just submit to EU. "Ery ting I say is tru" - any acre
Oh god they declared war on you in a war game, ur magurd. They attacked the biggest faction on the NA side, would you rather attack a smaller faction? But go ahead and keep bitching how someone attacked you in a war game.I'd rather they attack us then sit around shit posting on the forums while doing literally nothing in the so called war games besides shit talk on the forums. Good thing no one we know does that right?
I'd rather they attack us then sit around shit posting on the forums while doing literally nothing in the so called war games besides shit talk on the forums. Good thing no one we know does that right?
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Yeah, that time. WHAT A SHITTY STRATEGY, that afk faction must've been furious at me.
That is an exactly comparable example to signing up in bulk for one side and switching at the final minute after they've done roll call or something.
It's retarded comments like this that absolutely convince me this is something your faction would do, since you clearly cant tell the difference between that and 'dude why are you signing up for defense in an afk fght?'
- Also love have shitty HCE are taking the high ground about being super active and awesome on the map because they're sitting in a single fief and defending it after losing everything else without a fight. You know any faction in the game can sit in a single fief right? Funny how you take the moral high ground for being so active as to sit on your asses and accept people to your roster, whilst simultaneously bitching about the fact you're at war every single day! That's some Acre badassery right there! 'waaaaaaaah we're at war and havent done anything in it yet, but at the same time you guys suck for not being active like us!'
Dear, BlackBird
THanks for all the free shit i appreciate if you'd just give up and stop attacking durquba so i can stop getting massive amounts of XP. Thank you.
From Ufoinsky, the autistic kid
The city will fall when Blackbird chooses :rolleyes:TBH i wish he'd just "take it" already. It'd be better than this "you should be grateful that the great and powerful BlackBird hasn't decided to do it yet after 15 failed attempts"
''LOLOLOL Y CANT YOU BE AS PRO AS US SITTING IN OUR CITY DOING NOTHING WHILST EU DOES ALL THE WORK, ALSO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Y U ATTACK US?!?!?'' - HCEYou're basically calling the kettle black since you've done nothing either
TBH i wish he'd just "take it" already. It'd be better than this "you should be grateful that the great and powerful BlackBird hasn't decided to do it yet after 15 failed attempts"
Failed attacks? You guys really think we fail at Durquba? You tards try to get there everything you have. So basicly I just have to grind you down. When u have nothing at Durquba left, the HCE is dead. Totally. But yes, try to defend instead of searching for something else to settle and regroup and try to retake ur shit, but no no no, stay in the fief! And btw, I've never seen someone being that retarded to destroy the whole attacking army. Funny. Really.
lol u notice we are attacking and got almost allways positive k/ds in the battles? For sure we loose the troops we don't use, but YOU ARE DEFENDING. And we have the positive kds. Would think about that.I've gone positive in every single durquba defence I've been in besides 2 when i was below level 30. I've been in every single one but 3.
Wow :o Yes, after 10 attacks I attack with total shit gear and now u proud of being good? Yes. U are great Tristan!I wasn't even at the battle today lol. And why do you attack with shit gear if you guys have(according to you guys) more plate than you know what to do with.
Omfg y would somebody attack with +1 gear? Think about it.Because they dont have enough money to buy +3 gear or dont know how to merge?
now think about what u said. About HCE killing our whole army and loosing 1K troops by that, and than about me saying that James or whoever leads the battle is predictable and than about the kds of the battle.
This is my first strat, but you guys play already for ages. Y do I have to teach you how strat works?
This is my first strat too, I started like in December 2014 lol.
Who's impressed you on the map Bronto, what are your highlights?
me too :D Didn't really do strat things before, only lead the battles. Like the first 10 battles I did I didn't even know how to build something with a construction site :D
Everything I know from attacking I know from the greys/drz. And finally you guys have someone who teaches you how to attack... be fucking thankfull about it, like I am about UIF:D
But they didn't tell us what we did wrong. We fucking noticed it. You guys don't....
is all of europe retarded or is it limited to just you?
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Best map.
The most maptastic dot movers in the beginning of this stratwhich should have ended by now I mean jesus fucking christ reset this goddamn shit alreadywould go to the Squids on NA side. I don't pay attention to EU strat much since I've only ever fought a handful of battles there. Usually I sign up but no one accepts me because I'mterribletoo fucking pro for those loser nerds. Right now the best battles in my opinion are normally the field battles. Yeah sieges are fun, but there's nothing like a good ol' shield wall field battle. One of the best fights I was ever in was for FCC/Kesh, it was a field battle. He had been item bombed and we had to use, what felt like, 3 million useless broken items to get to the ranged weapons and we did. Field battles are so much more unpredictable than sieging a castle or city and it's that randomness for me that does it. Also, I like village battles for the same reason. They're basically just field battles with some obstructions in between you and the enemy. Pretty much all of strat 2 was awesome. What strat are we on now? Is this 4 or 5? I don't know, I've done all of them. I still think the best feature was when you had to wear the shit you wanted to make for cheap and All thyne hard work actually meant something. Those armies were so much more dapper. I'm rambling. I'm a rambling man.
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Best map.
The most maptastic dot movers in the beginning of this stratwhich should have ended by now I mean jesus fucking christ reset this goddamn shit alreadywould go to the Squids on NA side. I don't pay attention to EU strat much since I've only ever fought a handful of battles there. Usually I sign up but no one accepts me because I'mterribletoo fucking pro for those loser nerds. Right now the best battles in my opinion are normally the field battles. Yeah sieges are fun, but there's nothing like a good ol' shield wall field battle. One of the best fights I was ever in was for FCC/Kesh, it was a field battle. He had been item bombed and we had to use, what felt like, 3 million useless broken items to get to the ranged weapons and we did. Field battles are so much more unpredictable than sieging a castle or city and it's that randomness for me that does it. Also, I like village battles for the same reason. They're basically just field battles with some obstructions in between you and the enemy. Pretty much all of strat 2 was awesome. What strat are we on now? Is this 4 or 5? I don't know, I've done all of them. I still think the best feature was when you had to wear the shit you wanted to make for cheap and All thyne hard work actually meant something. Those armies were so much more dapper. I'm rambling. I'm a rambling man.
Omfg y would somebody attack with +1 gear? Think about it.
Thread is too quiet.
Yes, fight for the the Canadian while he shoots with his crossbow behind you shouting "for MMMMURICA!" Don't fight for the scummy EU who lead their troops from the front, putting their life at the risk for some hard earned XP! The HCE needs YOU to do their fighting for them, because the backstabbing EUs and Aussies are too stronk. Help them, for the love of chadz, help them!
Due to the fact that HCE lost 50KWe had 50k troops? Where did we get 50k troops? XD
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We had 50k troops? Where did we get 50k troops? XD
u funny. 5 mio is a good guess. - with 3 and u got the real price. When u actually do war, you will get enemy eq. We 50 % attacked u with eq we looted, cuz we won't ever defend with this shit. Every armor but the gothic, the gotland and the mail shirt were enemy armies. so actually for this war atm we paid about 30 mio. We will earn about 10 mio only with trading in a week when our trading fiefs are all up. just by the tax.
And really.... REALLY?!
U count 15 attacks on durquba. Than u say on ur own that we weren't the only ones attacking Durquba. Than u count 15 * 1500. Than u say we lost 1/3 of our troops. 10 * 1500 = 15000. 60 / 15 = 4 ----> 1/4. Due to the fact that HCE lost 50K at all and we lost only about 23 is that okay. And don't forget we are also making troops...
EDIT: TLDR WOULD ONE OF U LADS KINDLY POST THIS FOR ME? ON DIPLOMACY, WORLD WAR..MAYBE U CLOCK? ur always hungry for upvotes ya...and this shit...holy fuck...seriously, post it clock, or someone
if one of u wants to post this shit in diplomacy feel free, im done communicating with the retards that play this shit mod
im soo fucking glad im done posting on the forum...the fucking people that make up this community...are bat shit fucking bonkers man
blackbird is the new kesh, provides most of the xp for everyone, and gets nothing but hate. and aldo...lol, no THAT guy says the most bogus shit...acre is resilient? does constantly getting wiped, threatening to rage quit the game unless someone bails them out...thats resilient?
acre is like the fucking banks in america, constantly bailed out at the cost of others.
lets see, got rekt in strat 4, bailed out by kesh\fcc...now fcc\kesh hates him
was getting rekt by squids in strat 5, untill helped by BC\unholypoly...now unholy hates him
brygg and a small crew rekt them, then let join their new empire, ll couldnt take anymore of it, and broke off, pushing acre out of the north...acre once again gets bailed by brygg...acre bites the hand that feeds them, and there is a fucking trial?
they were pretty much wiped...until poor starks decided to bail them out, letting them join THEIR empire , HCE was built by starks out of afks fiefs.
then EU came , cuz EU is dead in EU, and attacked the largest, closest faction.
within no time at all the empire started to fall, with such embarrassing losses that will go down in history as some of thee worst losses of all time, lose a castle to 300? a city to 500? thats very very bad
so where are we now? HCE is run by two canadians chanting murica murica, both so full of their own shit im surprised they dont choke on it.
then are down to 5 fucking fiefs, their empire is destroyed...and they STILL think the war is going on...WHAT FUCKING WAR? i stopped playing for blackbird because im A: disgusted by what he is doing to them, and B: it drives me crazy that HCE doesnt see what Blackbird is doing
by the 5th assualt on Durq i was fairly certain...by the 7th...i was convinced, blackbird was\is sabotaging his own battles for xp gains. i confronted him, and he didnt deny it...i am a soldier, i fight in wars...not fucking xp events
when EU didnt fight on weekend...doesnt do fallow up attacks...Durq could have been taken a LONG time ago...but blackbird is using HCE for xp, grinding them like WoW boars.
and none of this would bug me...but HCE doesnt see it lol, they really think they are getting bailed out again by the community, and now that they get 50 player rosters, they think they are still in "the war"? WHAT FUCKING WAR?
if blackbird really wanted durq he would do a attack on the weekend, and then do a immediate fallow up, attack it right after the last battle....but no, HE WANTS THEM TO REINFORCE, so he can keep grinding them for xp.
im not mad at blackbird anymore, we've talked, and i understand his reasons for doing what he is doing...but its really cruel to not lock that thread...its cruel to let these kids keep dreaming that, "they are having good fights, and are defeating EU, and it takes EU like 15 tries to get a city"
COME FUCKING ON, how can you be so fucking delusional, i even tried to wake them up, i flat out told Tris they were being used for xp, the war is over...he doesnt get it, none of those lads fucking get it...i suppose pawns are rarely aware they are being used.
i once accused blackbird of being too kind and not being vicious enough...i didnt realize then, that he was using me too, i helped fight a war...broke an empire, then got frustrated at my commander...making all these odd decisions, not listening to sound advice.
i didnt realize he wasnt trying to win...this shit is like Vietnam, it could have been won, but was purposely sustained for profits...disgusting, 50 k americans died in that war, they thought it was a worthy cause.
Blackbird is more vicious and cruel then i first thought, and while im still pissy he used me like that, all of us like that...i understand his reasons...the war ended to fast, EU did not expect a 20+ fief empire to fall like it did...
EU could own Durq any fucking time they want...but with EU dead...the only xp they get is in shitty fucking NA...they HAD to STOP the war, just to get the projected XP out of it...thats how fucking much NA sucks ass, and now...they are letting Durq stay on the map for as long as they can build and reinforce ( which is forever, as blackbird WANTS them and ALLOWS them to reinforce...all so he can grind them for xp more and more, fucking disgusting, but when u want xp...what can u do? NA is hoplessly useless, will not attack EU, will not try to take their fiefs back...all HCE can do \ has done...is the same as most NA clans, camp camp camp. )
fucking shame...on all of u, EU u guys are dicks toying around with NA, they think its a war still, this costs EU silver and troops and gear only...u know how much gold HCE has speant trying to get mercs...to help them in a war? if they knew they were paying 500k+ per battle for a fucking xp event ( like seriously...its a win win for EU, if they take Durq, the best thing for them to do...is to give it back and keep farming u NA losers)
and NA? u suck, i mean u really fucking suck at this game...whats worse is you are all delusional as fuck to what is actually going on.
i said i wouldn't quit until HCE ( acre ) was wiped...i had my reasons, and i fought very hard for blackbird and did my best to command when i saw opportunities.
i dont care about xp, i dont care about gold, i care about winning, and xp events dont mean shit to me, i wont play them unless people pay me too. the problem is, not everyone knows or sees it as a xp event, so i end up getting paid to sit uselessly behind a wall, and ended up rage quiting while playing with a team that can play this mod 4 FUCKING YEARS and not realize, those who hold, will get crushed by those who push.
the only reward or title HCE deserves is being the new Ravens, complete trash, completely delusional, all the while beating their chest to the war chants of "murica" not even realizing they make america look completely fucking retarded to the rest of the civilized world.
you lads, seriously, fuck ur make-belief honor,ur fucking overzealous hypocrisy, u guys, seriously fucking suck at this game, sooo bad, is embarrassing to be a NA player, fuck, if was ever a game that made me wish i lived in E fucking U.
BLACKBIRD...stop being such a dick bro, im not asking you to stop toying or fucking with these people, but u are such a dick for letting them dream up these wild fantasies all the while u toy with them for xp, fucking disgusting of u
and HCE, ur even worse, u guys are literally the Monty Python Black Knight, u know the one?
Where the guy loses his arm, then his other arm, then his leg...but "keeps fighting the good fight?"
Black Knight basically gets decapitated, ALL THE WHILE THINKING HE IS WINNING, and even with no arms or legs left, the Black Knight still thinks the fight is going on, and that he can win.
HCE, you are, the Black Knights or CRPG. fucking loonies, delusional fuckin nutters the lot of ya.
man that felt great, ahh, sometimes...u just need to get the truth off ur chest ya know?
2/10 generic blackbird propaganda not even interesting
I mean the only offensive acre will take is on the forums, they need to be brave somewhere Blackbird.Why would we go on the offensive when they have plenty more armies streaming in? Our armies will just be wiped. Just a waste at that point. It is better to use them to defend a town than to throw them into the field and lose them.
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So it's ok for you to care about your faction and what others say about it, but when others not in your faction do they are mad nerds who give all the fucks? Sounds like acre logic.Pretty sure everyone does this when someone doesn't think the same as them. It's just what people do.
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i can see you two are competing for the most infamy.someone who isnt me should go through and see whose gotten the most renown and who got the most infamy
I was only busy the last 1.5y to get a LIVE, you know what that is BlackxBird, having a Live?
Do not worry, BlackxBird, I played CRPG before you where born.
I know the famoust and the retarded players, from NA and EU
Or the most famoust clans, like LLJK or Druzina, Some people play, but they have no faction in CRPG annymore. or maybe the Hospitallers, and KUT, or maybe the 22nd.
I know them all, and I have seen them rise and fall.
I have to admit, that crime thingy, thats a bit lame, If I knew that before, I would have atleast a huge army, but I lost more troops, becouse I was visiting youre country's, and selling stuff
But for the rest, I'm gearing up, and hopefully, by next week, you gonna regret that you where in NA.
Becouse I will not hide after walls
More along the lines that he is calling blackbird out for being a no life nerd while bragging about his extreme knowledge of old crpg clans/ players and crpg history. Him talking about live is just an added bonus.
Why don't you guys go out and get a life and play volleyball? You guys are such nerds for sitting here and talking about playing this game and not playing volleyball and talking about volleyball. Why don't you guys just get a volleyball and this could be a volleyball forum?
Don't be angry at me, I can't do a thing that you have no reall live.
I will think about you when I drink mine first beer of the evening, heck I will even toast for you
I will then say Ich habbe das nicht gewust, and everybody is ein Berliner, I do that special for you :)
BlackPanda offered me 50k and a blowjob on LL's siege. Didn't take the offer and instead killed 80 acre then got 150k from Dutchy (And a blowjob but he wont admit).
But Unlike you Voncrown, I have heard that you where kicked out of Acre.
Get ready to be jealous. I got to watch womens volleyball at the toronto panam games. Was wonderful. It really is a great sport.
this thread goes full retard now.
1 minute before our fief transfer is over, the servers go down. All of them. 1500 troops down, again.
STRAT IS DEAD. FUCK U ALL. MOD IS DE4D
If I don't get it when the servers are up again we will loose 1,5 k
I mean, it's not like we lost already 7k. YOLO. LET'S LOOSE 1,5 K MORE
oh yes and our main fief is frozen for the time it needs till the server are up again. OMFG I LOVE THIS GAME
Another EU armie smited down by chadz.
I mean you guys won't do it, so chadz does your work for you.I'm fine if chadz smites strat itself.
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Volleyball isnt even good
1 minute before our fief transfer is over, the servers go down. All of them. 1500 troops down, again.
WHILE I WAS FUCKING WRITING THIS THREAD THEY CAME BACK AND NOW 1,5 K ARE DEAD.
You know, I've never actually watched professional volleyball. How was it?
It's definitely a jiggle sport.
Ouch. I fucked up my right arm swimming a few years back actually, doctor called it an AC separation.
I tend to "pop" my shoulder playing quite often. I have to sort of snap it back into place. Used to hurt like hell and for a long time. I'd be laid up for weeks with my "pop". Now its like nothing. I'm out for five mins tops.
I watched Canada vs Uruguay. One of our girls was a solid foot taller than the others and dominated. Great fun to watch.
Why watch sports when you can watch bangbros
1 minute before our fief transfer is over, the servers go down. All of them. 1500 troops down, again.
Another EU armie smited down by chadz.
I mean you guys won't do it, so chadz does your work for you.
Why watch sports when you can watch bangbrosSpeaking of Bangbros I got an account if anyone needs to relieve their stress from strat.
If I want to relive my stress I go out, get drunk and fuck the most drunken girl on the toilet.
I think maybe a bit of mellowing is in order. This strat is only still going because no developer can be arsed to turn it off. Maybe the bugs are due to the strat engine not meant to have this much data in it?
Blackbird has orchestrated a load of fun battles which I at least have enjoyed when there was nothing happening in strat.
I know strat can get really consuming and frustrating if you let it, (such as allies misunderstanding instructions and rostering for the enemy while thinking why???), but troops disappearing are very annoying but in the end its a game thats a bit of fun. In the name of entertainment it would be nice if troops lost could be used for more battles, I wouldnt care if enemies got the same number as well, at least lets have some battles. Wont happen though.
I think maybe a bit of mellowing is in order. This strat is only still going because no developer can be arsed to turn it off. Maybe the bugs are due to the strat engine not meant to have this much data in it?
Blackbird has orchestrated a load of fun battles which I at least have enjoyed when there was nothing happening in strat.
I know strat can get really consuming and frustrating if you let it, (such as allies misunderstanding instructions and rostering for the enemy while thinking why???), but troops disappearing are very annoying but in the end its a game thats a bit of fun. In the name of entertainment it would be nice if troops lost could be used for more battles, I wouldnt care if enemies got the same number as well, at least lets have some battles. Wont happen though.
If I want to relive my stress I go out, get drunk and fuck the most drunken girl on the toilet.
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I've skinned those knees in defense of that sweet ball.
Also my favourite way to serve is the upwards Falcon Punch so that it loops into the air and curves down like a mortar.
You should know by know from seeing me play cRPG, I don't want to win I want to look awesome
You should know by know from seeing me play cRPG, I don't want to win I want to look awesomeWait you play cRPG? I thought you just posted on the forums.
the besiegers of Durbuqa last week will so quickly forget the contribution of my catapulting skills
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Koniiija, Illu, Shelly, Asca and someone from NA but I dunno remember her name :3. All fighting for us :3shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
who are u and why do they give mentally retarded people in psychiatry internet?im a physical mass of autism here to steam role your steamy pile of shit
Koniiija, Illu, Shelly, Asca and someone from NA but I dunno remember her name :3. All fighting for us :3
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Coincidence?
The hour was just after dusk, and the personal guard of Old King James was just arriving at the battle encampment of Emperor Bryggan. Already two fierce battles had been won that day, by Viceroy Benjamin and by the new and steadfast Knight of the HCE Sir Bruttus. The morale of the men was already high when James spotted a startling sight in the sky.every hot girl above the gae of 18 should be gifted to james. also blowjobs
The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see. Recognizing the holy symbol of our lord chadz James clutched his chadzifix and prayed. Seeing this sign James and the HCE forces became galvanized by zealous faith. The men knew the battles of the day had already been won. chadz had determined the fate of the EU armies.
a startling sight in the sky.
The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see.
The hour was just after dusk, and the personal guard of Old King James was just arriving at the battle encampment of Emperor Bryggan. Already two fierce battles had been won that day, by Viceroy Benjamin and by the new and steadfast Knight of the HCE Sir Bruttus. The morale of the men was already high when James spotted a startling sight in the sky.
The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see. Recognizing the holy symbol of our lord chadz James clutched his chadzifix and prayed. Seeing this sign James and the HCE forces became galvanized by zealous faith. The men knew the battles of the day had already been won. chadz had determined the fate of the EU armies.
Yay! 100 pages of autism!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Y'all"
Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible
GookGuy is the name of that character ya?
:lol:
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kicked from clan gg
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kicked from clan gg
Who the hell charges for clan armoury loans anyway?We do, that way we can buy the banner and more looms for the armoury but then again we are communists
Who the hell charges for clan armoury loans anyway?
If Acre doesn't want any money for their armoury items, how dafuq are they able to pay 600 k every battle?I make like 100k+ gold a day on battle and I'm just one man. Acre has like 20 men.
The only thing I see is the map. Pretty black down here in the south.
wow 4 fiefs :o
its pretty black down here in south US too
Oh and I definately told my players in almost every battle they should not aim on winning, they should aim on killing as much as possible. You can ask every single one.
Oh and I definately told my players in almost every battle they should not aim on winning, they should aim on killing as much as possible. You can ask every single one.
Fight to win, you pussy. Quit pissing about.Fight to win,you pussy. Start attacking.
I think they believe you're trying your hardest already, by not attacking with 2k+ troops at a time, and by not raiding (yes, raiding is a legit strategy in EU, they only dont do it here cos NA are so anti-raiding and cos it's less fun).It also stops factions to blob out(like HCE) as you meed a guy inside to out the gear back in if it's a real attack. But you know fuck an the game mechanics. We are acre scrubs and can't handle it as we don't know how to strat
lol KUTT has 200+ MW items; all free to use.
just checked out acre armoury... xD 80 +3s. And I just noticed Acre allowes everybody to join their clan, even the enemy.Yes we aren't rich? And yes we let most people in to our clan, is that frowned upon?
just checked out acre armoury... xD 80 +3s. And I just noticed Acre allowes everybody to join their clan, even the enemy.
So the people that are not in your clan, or are not accepted in your clan, are beneath you?
Good thinking about how to get your own clan a live
u got 270 members. They can't be all poor.
How fucking retarded are u? I did not say anything like that.
Are you guys associated with that one Germans-only clan that Germany had back in the early 40's.
Oh, and far as propaganda goes: yes, HCE ninja rostered. McDeath got mad at me for signing people, but he's not with us anymore.
Are you guys associated with that one Germans-only clan that Germany had back in the early 40's.
What the fuck does that even mean? I was never with you, I just gave merc support. I also don't even know what you're referring to about me getting mad.McDeath is always with us, in our memes
McDeath is always with us, in our memes
Thats Bullshit Blackbird
Every Battle, I see the same people, mostly its HoC_Largos, trying to cap our flags, over and over again.
Whille you say that you order to kill as mutch as possible, still you wants to take oure flags down.
So be honnest, and admit it already
damn
thats alot of words. least its not one of those awful RP novels.
yes, and maybe 2morow 5
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TLDR- blackbird tries to take the city in one try, without the right amount of troops or tactics. and if he does take the city in one try, he's fucked xp wise. its not about owning Durq, its about farming it. if Blackbird wanted it, he use the right amount of troops, would raid, and most importantly for a city, he would do fallow up attack. and so i ask: why not the weekend? that question right there is the key to figuring it all out.
Yo Blackybirds, who is this guy? some lad you fucked up in the past? haha he carries his grudge well, ill give him that. and he's looking for honesty huh? okay.
I fought for blackbird, he's a good lad, competent, mostly calm, but aggressive when he needs to be. At the start i didnt say much commanding wise, i didnt need to, and while its not my place to command other peoples battles, i cant help but speak up when i see the wrong things being down, or missed opportunities being overlooked.
The 1st battle, i chalked up to being the first battle, a city is a city and mistakes will happen the first few runs. by the 5th attack something was seriously fucked up, and i found my self speaking up more and more, and calling out blackbird on his constant errors, things i did not expect him to do...and it kept adding up and adding up. The final straw for me, was no weekend battle, shit, i expected 2 battles, 1 saturday, 1 sunday...ahh but that is something a conqueror would do. Blackbird is not here to conquer NA, he is here to farm it.
By the 7th attack i was convinced, Blackbird...is playing me for a fool. These are not legit battles, things like: building more cata's than you would need, breaking more walls than you need, not pushing the same way you did at the other HCE assaults, repeating the same mistakes twice, even though said mistakes were acknowledged and meant to be improved upon.
he does tell us not to drop flags, but that is actually how you take a city in one try, you HAVE to spawn camp a flag to get timers at least 30, thats when you start dropping flags.
Why the fuck would someone waste so much to try and take a city in one shot? if they wanted to own it so badly, why not fallow up attacks? the question of why started to really irritate me, and i called him out, saying he was sabotaging his own battles / allowing the enemy to reinforce.
Some people would lie when getting called out like that, blackbird was honest as fuck, didnt deny shit, and part of me agrees, its the last fief, why not try to get the most xp out of it as you can...WHY? CUZ ITS FUCKING GAY! shame on you blackbird lol, but ya, i get it, you take Durq, ur kinda fucked xp wise, and have to forgo xp for a bit, while planning your next farming route. As long as Durq stays, the xp stays. A conqueror would have taken it long ago, i guess they feel they have conquered enough.
Why no weekend battle? because its prime time for them, not us. he doesnt HAVE to allow HCE good times, he doesnt have to let them get solid rosters...but xp wise, it is in HIS best interest to allow these things, not because it makes his chances of winning better, but because it maximized his xp gain.
and for that reason, i stopped helping them "conqueror" NA. now that i need xp over a good fight...who knows, ill i know for sure, is i feel worse for bird than i do for NA...you lost EU, idk if you were expecting a war when you came to NA, you will not find one here, if Durq falls, Bird is fucked. i imagine he'll leave it empty in the hopes HCE might retake and reinforce it...one can hope i guess, though its not looking promising considering how many fiefs HCE have retaken.
poor EU, actually fuck EU, POOR ME, i had high hopes you would take FCC's place ( they quit under the same conditions i expect EU to quit from...lack of proper enemies )
Hell, I'm no hardcore nerd
btw the funeral of my granny is tomorrow and it's 3 AM now. I expect 10 +1s for doing this shit now xD
thx for coming though, ya i imagine most of us had fun. plus, 105 pages of mind numbingly nonsensical bullshit...Daruvian would be proud.I had fun
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Most likely 3 when LL sacks New Yruma Castle this weekend, 5 shiny armies are marching 8-)
hey guys remember that time cmp banned chosen1 because he had a different opinion on something
I don't get why peoples still be hating on James so much... Hes actually a super duper nice guy. Did you come to a verbal disagreement with him?
He may not always be the most tactful when it comes to wordsmithing what an idiot you are being(especially if hes had a few canadian brew)... but it's no reason for you hippy dippy lemmings to hold a grudge.. :p
Unlike most of you pancake humpers he takes in new players left right and center. He encourages new people to join, doesnt waste his time try-harding and James nado-ing. Hes always teaching some noobs tons of stuff about CRPG, I would have lost patience already after years of 'kids' hoppin in teamspeak and pickin fights.
Hes done a great job of holding together a group of very different personalities.... its like hating politicians for no other reason than flippin the bird to the man.
I really like all the strat battles that have been happening recently, even though its slowed down a bit recently, so thx for that invading forces.
I just want you people to realize one thing....... We are all addicted to CRPG.... find your inner james and be a little nicer. Haters..
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could somebody plz tell my why half of the acre clan is adding me in steam to their "FRIENDLIST"? No one of them but "blue" or whatever u call him told me something actually important. Got now about 15 enemies in my friendlist who added me and were like "just added u to have u in my friendlist". If you guys wanna be my friends, give me strat troops.
could somebody plz tell my why half of the acre clan is adding me in steam to their "FRIENDLIST"? No one of them but "blue" or whatever u call him told me something actually important. Got now about 15 enemies in my friendlist who added me and were like "just added u to have u in my friendlist". If you guys wanna be my friends, give me strat troops.becouse your special
could somebody plz tell my why half of the acre clan is adding me in steam to their "FRIENDLIST"? No one of them but "blue" or whatever u call him told me something actually important. Got now about 15 enemies in my friendlist who added me and were like "just added u to have u in my friendlist". If you guys wanna be my friends, give me strat troops.I'm friends with Dutchy on steam despite the fact that we're always against each other, and I'd still call him a friend. Believe it or not its a game and you can be friends with the people you fight. Also friends dont demand stuff from their friends lol
You added me on steam and I: 1.) Don't play strat 2.) Am obviously sympathetic to Acre 3.) Have called you a chocolate chip cookie from the get-go.
NA people put your hatred of each other aside. EU is invading NA. Are you going to sign for foreign powers or band together for our country?
North America is a continent not a country.
Fuck it, sure, why not, I'll help. BURN THE EUROPEANS! ESPECIALLY CUNTS FROM COPENHAGEN!
North America is a continent not a country.
Fuck it, sure, why not, I'll help. BURN THE EUROPEANS! ESPECIALLY CUNTS FROM COPENHAGEN!
North America is a continent not a country.
Fuck it, sure, why not, I'll help. BURN THE EUROPEANS! ESPECIALLY CUNTS FROM COPENHAGEN!
Don't listen to the Canadian propaganda. This is Physiological warefare at its finest. When I attacked as few days ago the evil Canadian empire called me EU! Me, Fucking me a EU. I'm in the US Army, I drive a big ass truck, lived in a trailer, drink Pat's Blue Ribbon and my name in game is Merrrrrica. It doesn't get more American then me but yet they call me EU. Frank, don't fall for it.
Pretty simple really. You are fighting for an Eques/Kalmar invasion of HCE...
Pretty simple really. You are fighting for an eu invasion of north america...
HCE is an Canadian* faction :rolleyes:
HCE is an NA faction :rolleyes:
The leader of the faction is an American as are more than half our members. Nearly 100% of our players are North or South American. Hate if you want to hate for no reason, but I suggest the path of tolerance. Try to not let hate breed inside you! You should know it only motivates our group more.
I agree the facts are rough for you perhaps to accept Voncrow. But no doubt it is a fact that you are fighting with an EU invasion of NA. Indisputable fact.You are not NA
You are not NA
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I will say we are also interested in even rosters. Back then we wanted to make sure FCC didn't steamroll our swedish friends who were not invading NA at the time. Several of who fight with us as honorary Americans today.
Handing out NA fiefs to EU bahahaha you hypocrite.
I will say we are also interested in even rosters.
I actually am enjoying an icy pabst right now :lol:
Why hello everyone, how are you lads? would you like to play a game? fantastic! lets begin.
Its an easy game, very straight forward, simply answer yes, or no, to the fallowing 20 statements. Enjoy!
1: James is Canadian
2: Brygg is Canadian
3: Canada is part of North America
4: HCE have never chanted "go North America" ( or made any post implying that they were North Americans )
5: United States is also in North America
6: The words Merrica and USA, refer to The United States of America
7: Canada is not part of The United States of America
8: Eu strat is bugged and cannot be played
9: HCE is the closest target EU players entering NA have
10: EU strat is bugged and cannot be played
11: NA strat is not bugged and can be played
12: EU strat is bugged and cannot be played
13: Beating a dead horse is only done by other people and never yourself
14: HCE never says the same thing repeatedly, thus never beats a dead horse
15: EU rosters have NA players on it
16: NA rosters have EU players on it
17: Helping EU fight NA is wrong
18: Helping EU fight Kesh is right
19: HCE stands for Holy chadzian Empire
20: Do you know what the word Empire means
This concludes our survey! thank you for participating, and have a great day!
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Never have I said that I dislike or disapprove of eu players individually. But a massive invasion of a large swathe of NA by EU I do not support. Grandmom, Larvae, Woody, Kalitorian, all these guys were really fun to play with. Their intention in NA was not to disturb NA and to hold one or two fiefs. Quite different from the Blitzkrieg of Herr Blackbird.
I can understand why you might think that Chester. The reality is I am interested in even rosters. Sometimes they become uneven even with the best effort from both sides.
even rosters?! Check the picture when u applied for us. 35 vs 20 is even in ur opinion, as long as u're on the side of the 35?sorry that so manny people where fighting against you, you can't blame them
sorry that so manny people where fighting against you, you can't blame them
You are not NA
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Ow now I see it, and you are still whinning like a little bitch about how unfair Acre is
From what I see, is that Acre helped you out.
So I still don't see the problem
This is Physiological warefare, someone fetch my Pat's Blue Ribbon.
even rosters?! Check the picture when u applied for us. 35 vs 20 is even in ur opinion, as long as u're on the side of the 35?
Never have I said that I dislike or disapprove of eu players individually. But a massive invasion of a large swathe of NA by EU I do not support. Grandmom, Larvae, Woody, Kalitorian, all these guys were really fun to play with. Their intention in NA was not to disturb NA and to hold one or two fiefs. Quite different from the Blitzkrieg of Herr Blackbird.
Well here in Europe we don't need any "God" to tell us what rights we should and should not have... Seems kinda silly to meThis is North America for those of you who don't know. Last I checked Canada was part of NA and the majority of people in Acre were Americans. From what I've read these eurocucks seem to say is that HCE does not equal all of NA,well obviously, HCe isnt every member of NA, but saying it is a NA invasion is not wrong because Eques is invading North American strategus. In real life people usually say what specific country and a specific region as possible so as to not lead to confusion, but saying the continent is not incorrect. I can't speak for any other country but here in America, I don't need a reason to do anything. I don't need a reason to play video games for every single hour of my free time, or buy more guns than I should. Our constitution is there to guarantee rights given to us by God, not to restrict us. I don't need a reason to insult you cucklords, or fight against you in a worthless video game. I can do as a please as long as I dont interfere with your God-given rights. So fuck you plumbo, fuck you voncrow, and fuck you lotr bundle of stickss (make your own rp) and you can't tell me what propaganda I can or cannot use because fuck you I DO WAT I WANT.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Hypocrisy
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Hypocrisy is the claim or pretense of holding beliefs, feelings, standards, qualities, opinions, behaviors, virtues, motivations, or other characteristics that one does not actually hold. Hypocrisy is not simply failing to practice those virtues that one preaches. Samuel Johnson made this point when he wrote about the misuse of the charge of "hypocrisy" in Rambler No. 14: acutely means you say don't do that when you are doing it yourself.
Recent studies in psychology have identified the evolutionary bases and the mental mechanisms of hypocrisy, tracing its roots to adaptations that serve contradictory functions in the human brain, and to cognitive biases and distortions that predispose humans to readily perceive and condemn faults in others, while failing to perceive and condemn faults of their own.
Evolutionary bases
Power magnifies these effects. People in power are more likely to commit infidelity[5] and to condemn immorality.[6]
Psychology
Hypocrisy has long been of interest to psychologists. Pioneer C. G. Jung attributed it to those who are not aware of the dark or shadow-side of their nature.[7] Recent studies have focused on mental characteristics and mechanisms to better understand hypocrisy.
Preference for the effortless[edit]
Niccolò Machiavelli noted that "the mass of mankind accept what seems as what is; nay, are often touched more nearly by appearances than by realities".[8] Natural selection works by the principle of survival of the fittest, and several researchers have shown that humans evolved to play the game of life in a Machiavellian way.[9] The best way to cultivate a reputation for fairness is to really be fair. But since it is much harder to be fair than to seem fair, and since laziness is built deep into human nature,[10] humans more often choose appearance over reality.[11]
Self-deception[edit]
"So convenient a thing is it to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do."[12] Benjamin Franklin's observation has been confirmed by recent studies in self-deception.[13] In everyday reasoning, humans do little to get real evidence when taking positions or making decisions, and do even less to get evidence for opposing positions. Instead, they tend to fabricate "pseudo-evidence"[14] – often after the decision had already been made (“post hoc fabrication”).[15]
Moreover, humans tend to think highly of themselves, highlighting strengths and achievements, and overlooking weakness and failures (the “self-serving bias”). This is particularly true of Canadians: when asked to rate themselves on virtues, skills, or other desirable traits (including ethics, intelligence, driving ability, and sexual skills), a large majority say they are above average.[18] Power and privilege magnify the distortion: 94% of college professors think that they do above average work.[19] This effect is weaker in Asian countries and in other cultures which value the group more highly than the self.[20]
Self-ignorance[edit]
Robert Wright wrote that "Human beings are a species splendid in their array of moral equipment, tragic in their propensity to misuse it, and pathetic in their constitutional ignorance of the misuse."[21] Humans are very good at challenging the beliefs of other people, but when it comes to their own beliefs, they tend to protect them, not challenge them.[22] A consistent finding of psychological research is that humans are fairly accurate in their perceptions of others, but generally inaccurate in their perceptions of themselves.[23] Humans tend to judge others by their behavior, but think they have special information about themselves – that they know what they are "really like" inside – and thus effortlessly find ways to explain away selfish acts, and maintain the illusion that they are better than others.[24]
The myth of pure evil[edit]
This distortion – hypocrisy in its most destructive form – is characterized by the belief that (1) evil is the intentional and gratuitous infliction of harm for its own sake, (2) perpetrated by villains who are malevolent to the core, (3) inflicted on victims who are innocent and good.[25] Psychologists call this a myth because believing in this fiction often blinds one to the reality that evil is in fact perpetrated mainly by ordinary people, who respond to perceived harms, including “provocations” by their victims, in ways they feel are reasonable and just.[26] Evil is not rare – it is commonplace, banal.[27] And all humans are capable of evil acts. Psychologists like Jonathan Haidt and Steven Pinker maintain that most if not all the major atrocities in human history were carried out by ordinary people who believed that they were good, that they were innocent victims – that they had God on their side – and that their enemies were pure evil.[28]
See also[edit]
Old_King_James_of_Acre
King_James_of_Acre
Bruttus
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Hey Plumtard ive said North America in a nice chunk of my post. Honestly there are middle schoolers with x5 your mental capacity.
Hey Plumtard ive said North America in a nice chunk of my post. Honestly there are middle schoolers with x5 your mental capacity.
This is North America for those of you who don't know. Last I checked Canada was part of NA and the majority of people in Acre were Americans. From what I've read these eurocucks seem to say is that HCE does not equal all of NA,well obviously, HCe isnt every member of NA, but saying it is a NA invasion is not wrong because Eques is invading North American strategus. In real life people usually say what specific country and a specific region as possible so as to not lead to confusion, but saying the continent is not incorrect. I can't speak for any other country but here in America, I don't need a reason to do anything. I don't need a reason to play video games for every single hour of my free time, or buy more guns than I should. Our constitution is there to guarantee rights given to us by God, not to restrict us. I don't need a reason to insult you cucklords, or fight against you in a worthless video game. I can do as a please as long as I dont interfere with your God-given rights. So fuck you plumbo, fuck you voncrow, and fuck you lotr bundle of stickss (make your own rp) and you can't tell me what propaganda I can or cannot use because fuck you I DO WAT I WANT.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Btw did u guys maybe ever think about all the other canadians who do NOT want to be usa's bitch? Haven't ever seen james writing about canada or na in any of his posts... It's allways like this is murrica and we fight for things we expect to be good and everyone else -who does actually not fight for them - is a dumb retard we have to tell what to do. And be like "insult them when they don't accept what we say. They will think we strong when we do that!!"
I'm not saying you are stupid, I'm saying your English is flawed and makes you sound stupid. It's like we're having different conversations which is a huge problem.
EDIT: I take back what I said, I have enough errors and probably shouldn't judge, but what I said was intended to be more informative than insulting to you Bruttus.
Once again don't listen to the propaganda coming from the EU invaders or the NA traitors fighting for them.
Good fight tonight at Yruma lets sign up and show these bastards whats what!
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Blackbird you made your offensive called the Blitzkrieg. I'm sorry it is very funny. Our art department will do its best to consider your feelies in its next production of American motivational material.
Blackbird you are wrong, It was invented in like 1965 by a German Education board member or something, And Blitzkrieg was created by chocolate chip cookies....
Mhm go QQ about one castle when others lost 8 K troops..How the fuck did you lose 8k troops when you guys did 0 attacks yesterday
We lost 8 k troops when the servers went down. I did not write yesterday did I?
If it didn't happen yesterday I'm not seeing its relevancy to my post. You brag about how you have endless troops anyways so I'm sure 8k troops was nothing to youhe's right.
endless troops, etc...
I'm still confused how Acre is unable to grind troops while whenever I join NA1, no matter what time, there's 5-10 acres playing. Are these guys are just not playing Strat or what? One of the reasons we targeted Acre was because we thought they were the biggest and strongest side on NA.
I don't know about Eques, but the server screw-up killed almost all of the Kalmar troops and we have two grinders - me and Arn :) But it's been a few weeks now so we're almost there, don't worry!
If you are being attacked by every faction on the map, how long would you survive?
If you are being attacked by every faction on the map, how long would you survive?Hmmm I think we got wiped 4-5 times so for, if you haven't fought the uif don't talk to me about getting attacked by every faction on the map. But the thing here is that HCE was as big as the other factions together.
thing is we don't have endless suply of troops, like you all have in EU. + some factions from NA, that thinks that when HCE is wipped out, that they can handle EU with pushing Eu back to EU map.Only Greys have endless supply of troops
Ever thought about that.
No1 would admit it, but does EU really thinks when HCE is wipped of from the map, that NA will follow EU, or let EU stay in NA map?
Only Greys have endless supply of troops
Incoherent drivel
More incoherent drivel
I think it would be more likely for the NA factions to turn on each other than continue to QQ about battle times and the unfair nature of warfare against EU factions. If NA factions attack EU ones the battles will be fought at times which are more suited to EU players, this means more EU players will merc for the fights (on both sides ofc.) and Equites would have the defensive advantage (something that they seem to have done well enough without so far). Also unlike HCE I don't recall any instance where Equites complained about being attacked and have repeatedly stated in this thread that if NA factions want them gone then they should attack them, something which hasn't happened yet.
And so what, what is the point in any of this shit, they will wipe HCE and then if the others want to go to war with them then so what, what is even the point of any of the stuff you are writing? 'Think about it'. So what? These other factions might go to war with them, they might not, it really doesn't matter, for now they have a decent target after that maybe they will have another. Equites clearly have the reserves to fight more wars (or at least want you to believe this) and so are clearly up for fighting more.
Just because t here are always acres in na1 doesnt mean they are even in t he clan or even do anything in strat. Also it doesnt matter if you own 1/3 of the map if you only have 1 person actually playing for each fief.
And when those NA factions are backstabbing you, who do you think that will fill your rosters?
Think about it.
Just because t here are always acres in na1 doesnt mean they are even in t he clan or even do anything in strat. Also it doesnt matter if you own 1/3 of the map if you only have 1 person actually playing for each fief.
Wow, just got home from work and saw Tal got cucked out of Yruma because of the shitty fucking website being down. Thats the gayest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. Can't blame Dutchy for taking the castle because I'd have taken it if I was in his shoes, but pissed off because now I dont get to help out in defending it.
And that's why you don't attempt to ninja roster. Dutchy had to deal with the same website issues as you, only he hired mercs at a reasonable pace it seems.
hahahahaha you CLEARLY know nothing about NA bruttus snow.
Race really doesnt have anything to do it with it. Honestly we are just rivaling factions no more than that haha. Its just fun when its EU invading the NA server so we must defend our "homeland". Some people take it to serious Black bird.
And that's why you don't attempt to ninja roster. Dutchy had to deal with the same website issues as you, only he hired mercs at a reasonable pace it seems.If you really think NSIV would ninja roster you're pretty stupid, the dudes one of the most honorable players I've met in strategus. And Tal hired people at like 1pm then the site was down until after the battle, cant do much shit about that
If you really think NSIV would ninja roster you're pretty stupid, the dudes one of the most honorable players I've met in strategus. And Tal hired people at like 1pm then the site was down until after the battle, cant do much shit about that
If you really think NSIV would ninja roster you're pretty stupid, the dudes one of the most honorable players I've met in strategus. And Tal hired people at like 1pm then the site was down until after the battle, cant do much shit about that
You realize more than 1 person makes up HCE, right?You realize that they dont manage each others rosters, right?
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My performance is 3, so STFU.
I feel ashamed of the NA community, I maybe EU but I play NA a lot and to see you guys let EU invade and even some of you supporting it, its a sad day after we spent many years keeping them out. :cry:
Been saying this since the start of the thread. It's useless man. People gonna let EU take us over and then wonder why/how it happened and how our map is gone. I gave up m8.Well we have had EU try to invade many times in the past when NA start was alive with strong clans, I myself have fought for kesh against many invaders but like people keep saying NA is in the Dark Ages and the glory of old NA strat is gone and now we fight among each other and even side with the true enemy EU. The problem is in this strat NA wont put their differences aside because we have no big players like in old strat or the ones we do have taken a back seat.
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Been saying this since the start of the thread. It's useless man. People gonna let EU take us over and then wonder why/how it happened and how our map is gone. I gave up m8.
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Maybe he just didn't want to fight 450 with 200 troops, so reinforced? It's what anyone would do with troops in the vicinityhaha same old Acre.
I feel ashamed of the NA community, I maybe EU but I play NA a lot and to see you guys let EU invade and even some of you supporting it, its a sad day after we spent many years keeping them out. :cry:
Been saying this since the start of the thread. It's useless man. People gonna let EU take us over and then wonder why/how it happened and how our map is gone. I gave up m8.
Myself and i'm sure certain members of Kalmar are still salty enough about the EU drama we had at the start of Strat 5, i cannot imagine all of us remaining friends on the NA map when we lose a common foe.
Dont you see? Eu come to bring back the glory-days of Kesh, it's HCE who wants you all to forget about the legend that is Kesh.
Myself and i'm sure certain members of Kalmar are still salty enough about the EU drama we had at the start of Strat 5, i cannot imagine all of us remaining friends on the NA map when we lose a common foe.
But "what if EUs get discontent and cross the border looking for more fiefs?" Then 100% of NA fights to repel them, simple as that.
You gotta remember, people take strat hella serious (as you said Enemy is my enemy) and if you alienate people that play the game you're only going to short change your rosters down the road.
then we need to summon Kesh down from Valhalla to draw the line.
Well I was talking about how we signed for EU simply because they were the enemy of my enemy at the start, then continued to since it made sense and would help NA strat down the long road. Not sure what that has to do with alienating people though...
A lot of people saw this as an NA vs. EU thing. So those people is who I'm referring to. It'll just be a repeat of what's going on right now is my point. NA is not united and I don't think it ever will be because of butthurt feels that people get over internet pixels.
Kesh and Harpag coming back would be miraculous. Maybe then we could have some great battles and another 100+ page thread. Only time will tell.
I see your point Jona, however they have nothing to go to back to EU for. Their strat is completely broken and they can't fight any battles there at all. If they like fighting strat battles and getting that glorious xp then what choice do they have other than to stay in NA and continue fighting? When Acre/HCE falls, will they stop then and make it trading simulator 2015? Only time will tell. I hope not and do not think they will. Maybe I'm wrong and all they want to do is finish this war and quit. Doubtful though. Strat needs and has needed a reset since February when we were told it would happen. I don't think at this point it is going to be. I also don't think it's smart to turn your back on an active player base, even if they are your enemy in this scenario. When they fall, who will merc for you if you're in a similar situation? Or are you just going back to peaceful trading?
I know where u're in. otherwise I did not talk normal to u. The only thing I get from Acre is hate, why would I talk kind to them xD. I guess u just passed halmar. I get constant informations/ss of my players ;)
im not bothering to read this but i want u 2 know that i personally think u guys r pussies 4 attacking USA in 2015 when the only people who still play this game are people who are several deviations below the standard intelligence and as such couldnt realize that strat 5 is about as fun as playing secret movie with your uncle Mike
i just post this 2 be sure that you take no ego from your false accomplishments, ya big fat unshaven EU minges
real talk
What else is there to do? There is no GOBBLIN KING anymore so we all wander, lost on the map.feel the same with out FCC and Kesh strat is dead to me.
that would be gay. Big factions could just pew pew with there armies everywhere. If they are nerdy enough, they can actually conquer shit easily without any problems, if they are actually the biggest clan on the map.
ok
and heskey, this is the reason why I try to get some new factions under my "control", so I can kinda tell them how the game works. If they need an commander, they got me, if they need a roster, I will contact ppl, if they need better gear, damn I'd gear their village with gothic plate :D
Also noone came to repulse us at the start of Strat 5 when we took Nova Tulga and created an EU-only faction in NA called 'Her Brittanic Majesy's Royal Armed Forces', then declared Imperial law and expressed our desire to subjugate the Colonies and impose our 'Hat Tax' on everyone. Sadly the lack of NAs coming to repel us meant that boredom and inactivity destroyed our faction...
...listen here mcdick ( more like, mcsmalls ), your wrong.
ur always fucking wrong, about fucking everything, y u have to be wrong all the fucki...actually u were right just a couple posts ago.
but still...ur wrong this time
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Look voncrow I'm sorry we had to kick you for being a negative Nancy. You shouldn't harbour a grudge though. Bad for the blood. Forgiveness is the one true chadzian path.
I am also sorry if I intimidated you by speaking with a purpose. I have always approached leading like a football coach.
It's ok james, we all know why you are crying.
It's ok james, we all know why you are crying.
Yo Voncrow you fucking suck dick at this game and your factions totally gay. You're like in Lumetta's faction right? Who are you to ever talk shit to anyone? Like what the fuck are you thinking, dude?
Voncrow clan hops. Pretty sure he is a member of scat clan right now.He never fits in so he moves from clan to clan till he finds A level austist.
He never fits in so he moves from clan to clan till he finds A level austist.
He never fits in so he moves from clan to clan till he finds A level austist.
Yo Voncrow you fucking suck dick at this game and your factions totally gay. You're like in Lumetta's faction right? Who are you to ever talk shit to anyone? Like what the fuck are you thinking, dude?
If that was true I would have stayed in acre. :rolleyes:
I clan hop because I found playing with different groups of people fun and interesting rather than playing alone when my faction isn't on or dies.
I do suck pretty bad at this game, sad after 3 years of playing it I should probably be better. I'm not in Lumettas faction anymore, I left them a couple of months ago. I don't know what you have against Lumetta or his faction, but I see you've picked some things up from acre, just say the other guy sucks and it must be true. Also I'd have to ask you who made you the judge of who has the right to talk shit, your fan club who thinks it's funny to troll admins and break rules for their amusement?
Didn't know I had a fan club, though. That's pretty neat.
Didn't know I had a fan club, though. That's pretty neat.
That's just what I call the people who always get mad when you get banned. Like when you were trolling dupre that one time.
That's just what I call the people who always get mad when you get banned. Like when you were trolling dupre that one time.
Like when you were trolling dupre that one time.
that one time
Is that what you call ride or die niggas? Interesting. Also, how do you know I'm trolling and not just an ignorant dumbfuck?
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt I guess.
Also I guess there has been more than one occurrence.
Such a tough guy standing behind 14 merc advantage, so much for preaching about roster fairness. I'm also waiting for you guys to man up and actually attack something.
Such a tough guy standing behind 14 merc advantage, so much for preaching about roster fairness. I'm also waiting for you guys to man up and actually attack something.
You ask us to attack? Well, sir, one day our banners shall flutter above all the fiefs of caladria--or whatever the hell it's called. For now just continue throwing your resources at our walls. We are grateful for your gifts. We don't really need them though.
Voncrow, Soldier of fortune had 45 signed for them we had 51 signed for us. Would you prefer that we tell 15 people that signed for us and showed up to leave in order to make it even for you?
No I just find it funny that the faction that preaches how rosters should be fair takes every chance to put rosters in their favor.
No I just find it funny that the faction that preaches how rosters should be fair takes every chance to put rosters in their favor.
No I just find it funny that the faction that preaches how rosters should be fair takes every chance to put rosters in their favor.How is people not showing for their side us taking every chance?
That was in response to you quoting something from the start of the war heskey. I genuinely believe the game is more fun with even wars.
Yet you declared war on factions that you consider flies in comparison to you. How noble.
Yet you declared war on factions that you consider flies in comparison to you. How noble.
Your quarrels do lie with me. When the Berserks attacked, I said 'hunt them down'. I will admit I was surprised by our efficiency. But I also made peace with the Berserks. Lumetta and I talked, and we both left happy. If either of us did not stay happy, that is not my fault, as no one came to me with a complaint. But it is true: I am power hungry, despotic and tyrannical... but it is all in your best interests, mind you. The Hounds of Mithrim seem to think I am half mad... well would a mad man alphabet carrot toss down donkey face?
Thought so.
Your quarrels do lie with me. When the Berserks attacked, I said 'hunt them down'. I will admit I was surprised by our efficiency. But I also made peace with the Berserks. Lumetta and I talked, and we both left happy. If either of us did not stay happy, that is not my fault, as no one came to me with a complaint. But it is true: I am power hungry, despotic and tyrannical... but it is all in your best interests, mind you. The Hounds of Mithrim seem to think I am half mad... well would a mad man alphabet carrot toss down donkey face?
Thought so.
Yet you declared war on factions that you consider flies in comparison to you. How noble.
In all seriousness, who the fuck is Bryggan, why does he post so much in this thread and for the love of chadz god, who is he a emperor of???!!!Bryggan is the Emperor that makes it the Holy chadzian Empire. Basically the official leader of HCE who has finalish say in everything.
Can the NA Start Historian please step forward and explain thee?
I believe the game is more fun when the fights are balanced. Gives better xp and longer battles.
Good fights today! Stay strong America lets beat back this invasion!
Shut up, Voncrow, you don't even have a fan club.
bro, he dont have time for his own fan cub, he's too busy making webpages and shit for mine ( its massive \ has gurls on it, gurls have tits, u jelly havelle?......im in ur fan club btw )
Was talking to a co-worker who does comedy off hand and this showed up. Not sure if posted already but lets have some meme fun.
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Scenario 1:
He declares war on a smaller faction in a fighting game.
Scenario 2:
He declares war on a smaller faction in a fighting game.
A larger faction then declares war on him in a fighting game. He then bawls his eyes out on forums about it.
Are we seeing a difference between these scenarios?
Scenario 1:
He declares war on a smaller faction in a fighting game.
Scenario 2:
He declares war on a smaller faction in a fighting game.
A larger faction then declares war on him in a fighting game. He then bawls his eyes out on forums about it.
Are we seeing a difference between these scenarios?
I actually had a lovely view of you getting wrecked when you attacked Dirk on the strat map. Uxhaul is where I go to buy all my heavy ordinance, very good gear fief.i think his point is if you dont play the game and have nothing to contribute to the actual game why are you bothering us with your shitty opinions
Also, you imply that someone needs to *play* in the sense of grinding ticks in NA1 before they can spot forum bitching? You really don't need to know anything about warband to spot ironic bitching or hypocrisy on the forums.
I actually had a lovely view of you getting wrecked when you attacked Dirk on the strat map. Uxhaul is where I go to buy all my heavy ordinance, very good gear fief.
Also, you imply that someone needs to *play* in the sense of grinding ticks in NA1 before they can spot forum bitching? You really don't need to know anything about warband to spot ironic bitching or hypocrisy on the forums.
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I saw Heskeytime playing on na_1 during na primetime on sunday. Also Skoi you've proved beyond a reasonable doubt that your opinion is worthless on this forum.
I've never seen you in any of those servers either, so I guess by your logic that makes you a fat guy trying to act intelligent on the forums.
The good thing about my banner, you cant miss it. I've been playing quite often lately, maybe 3 times a week. The difference is now i'm playing my main so that people know it's me. I've been on EU1 a lot during EU prime time, and sometimes NA1 if EU is dead.
I'm a shite player and proud of it, but NA is kind to me, I get valor pretty consistently so it keeps me in strat ticks (90% of the reason I play on battle)
Oi, i'm very proud of that faction (you mean faction, clan is something else noob), I created it literally yesterday so that I don't look like a factionless randomer on the map.
Well now you've lost all credibility, that song is amazing.
At least i'm not noob enough to attack Dirk and get my asshole torn open for it. Although FYI if you'd won that battle vs Dirk I would've been shoving my shiny-army dick down your throat within an hour of the battle's end. If you've never seen me on the map that's your own lack of observation, since I had my eye on your juicy army for quite some time before you got raped by Dirk.
The game is Mount and Blade Warband, notForum and my old friend keyboard warsSchoi and Bronto my old friendbang.
You are so stupid Calamari. All because I found a post humorous. You weren't a horrible human in TS when I used to hang out there, I guess the forums are a different thing. You take this shit too seriously, lighten the fuck up.
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They should make the forum like Strat- you have to earn ticks that you spend on letters.
okay plumbo from now on you have to write if it is worth reading it or not. really.
Another great fight guys! We will stop thisEU invasionyet!
HoC is NOT EU.
And they have nothing to do with us attacking Curaw.
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
Somehow HoC is still at the beck and call of the Wardens as evidenced by them sieging Curaw.
Well you see, in a solid alliance, factions will help out the other members of said alliance to their mutual benefit. Not sure you would know anything about that, having left your previous alliance as soon as you deemed it a lost cause.Lol sure, because you know the exact reason I left right?
Cuz you know the exact reason we attacked, right?Well people in HoC told me sooooo... yeah. To clear up the confusion, I left because of disagreements on HCE's future and what the course we were going to follow would look like. I dont think HCE is a lost cause, and if I did I wouldn't still associate with them and help them whenever I can.(click to show/hide)
HoC is NOT EU.
And they have nothing to do with us attacking Curaw.
Wait, people still think that EU has the power in the alliance and not Dutchy? EU/WOTN are basically LL vassals as far as I'm concerned. Somehow HoC is still at the beck and call of the Wardens as evidenced by them sieging Curaw.
Power in an alliance? Dafuq u talkin about. Nobody has power over anyone. This is a complete balanced alliance with HoC Wardens LL and Eques. All have many troops, much territory, a great roster on their own and good commanders. Eques actually has more troops than all of the others and well... One or two cities more lol, but without Our allies we would have no chance doing anything. So is LL. They have more troops than wardens andHoC and more territory but for example HoC has extreme good roster support and wardens are damn active on the map :3 they kept curaw unenterable dor ages!
If you think anyone here would order something u are totally wrong! We discuss things. U know that shit called democracy and freedom u guys claim to fight for? We already have it.
We should all listen to HCE on this subject, they're experts on Empires overreaching themselves and losing all their land
So since you have a deep don't attack policy, you want others to do it for you?
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No matter how much bullshit you spew Voncrow it will never become true.
I'm right until you guys prove me wrong. So go ahead and do it.
In the past twelve weeks, HoC and Wardens together have attacked more than you. LL has done more attacks than you by themselves and Liberes and Kalmar together have easily done more attacks than you. And 2/3 of your battles were bashing much smaller forces. Yet you can go ahead and continue to state how you've done your fair share of attacks while continue hiding behind your walls and speaking your lies.Lol I've done 1/5 of the HCE attacks and I left the faction mid july(12 out of 54 attacks were me)
Seriously, fuck off with the, "they won't attack" bullshit. It's easy to attack when you come out of nowhere with 30K shiny troops. We had been attacking as we got the troops before this- not a lot, but more than Wardens and HoC combined. That was cause NA1 fell to shit (not bashing the Wardens ofChullainChulainn, just saying). Losing gold every round caused a lot of us to stop playing, and we weren't getting the ticks. Then they fixed it, and lo and behold, players started playing again. After wave upon wave of enemies, we obviously had a hell of a time keeping up.
But VonCrow, you are trolling- stop it, its annoying. Black Bird, you are trying to draw us into field battles while you still have the advantage. Quite understandable, but we are not that stupid. Except for me- I was gonna head down south and destroy you and all your armies, but the Wardens saved your ass by attacking me. But I warn you! My army is growing (@24 troops a day- I do not steal from my people), and will soon be ready to turn the desert into a swamp. But, instead of water, it will be blood (your people's blood, not mine) and probably won't have much weeds or grass in it; oh, and no toads or much wildlife at all, except for the bloated vultures and jackals gnawing on your bones!
PS- gotta work on my threats...
Lol I've done 1/5 of the HCE attacks and I left the faction mid july(12 out of 54 attacks were me)
blah blah blah blah
Seriously, fuck off with the, "they won't attack" bullshit. It's easy to attack when you come out of nowhere with 30K shiny troops.
just trying to help you out
oh wow, jona wasnt kidding when he said a lot of people in this community were once hounds.I was a hound for like one week to 2 months. Cant really remember exactly how long
You could prove him wrong quite easily if you attacked somethingIt was also my job during my time in the HCE to attack people.
Doesn't that just prove that HCE doesn't attack much, if you were a significant chunk of their attacks and you left some time ago
oh wow, jona wasnt kidding when he said a lot of people in this community were once hounds.
I was recruited for my long gone na2 skills. It was fun, and most guys were cool, but there were just enough dumbasses in their TS to piss me off... well, what got me was the decent gents tolerated the fucktards.
So I fucked off and got my own TS.
Ok I don't know you and never heard of you but you grind my gears :D
There is only one true emperor and that is King Rob of TKoV. Now acknowledge that he is the one and only true emperor or suffer the consequences. Learn your place, all our places and that is under the one and only TRUE EMPEROR Rob.
There is only one true emperor and that is King Rob of TKoV.
KingKing Rob of TKoV.
KingKing Rob of TKoV.
You forget your roots quickly, especially that you used to be TKoV you heretic. That Acre Manchurian Candidate did a number on you.
Wrong Tristan, you are think ofTristanof TKoV, this is Tristan of Erzoth. There is also some EU player tristan and Tristan of Astralis.
i woke up hungover yesterday and had left crpg open and rob was playing, also this thread is shit now
This thread has been shit from page one.
James started off crying about their large army and alliances. Now all he does is post ugly WW2 pictures with writing that he finds humorous.
Plumbo has said at least 30 times that he is done with this game and the forums yet continues to post in it.
Voncrow has been anti-James from the start and hasn't skipped a beat.
Tristan started off as an admin and a member of HCE. He left HCE and thought it would be a cool idea to make an avengers strat faction. He then realized how dumb that was and tried to salvage what he could and save face.
BlackBird just was not having any of the jokes or sarcasm in this thread at all.
Schoi I am convinced is retarded or has some form of mental deficiency.
HESKEYTIME started off being a positive force for HCE and claiming he was an ally to them while never actually mercing for them in a battle. He doesn't play crpg very often but he posts on the forums non stop. He also seems to be anti HCE.
Bronto has the occasional gottem here and there.
Bryggan writes incredibly long and ridiculous posts because he doesn't keep up with the thread enough.
Those newish acre kids want to be "one of the boys" so they go along with the stupid shit James is throwing out
Slave is saying acre never attacks when they have no shit to attack with and blah blah blah. Also goes off of what voncrow say and vice versa.
Zeus is the comedic relief of the Eu alliance.
Jona is not relevant in this thread at all.
Havelle is the guy that convinced me to help Tristan and James get shit going and to not give up hope. Guy is also pretty funny.
I am a shit sipping retard that throws in the occasional valid point, meme or song.
There were more people posting in this thread but they have all gotten sick of trying to say shit as well as getting bored.
PS: Just found out McDeath and Havelle are fucking each other.
pff, it's just unfair. I can't say anything racist against u guys, cuz I would insult my allies. But you can keep it going without hurting anyone that is actually on ur side... QQ
but btw that one is great mcdeath :D
This thread has been shit from page one.
James started off crying about their large army and alliances. Now all he does is post ugly WW2 pictures with writing that he finds humorous.
Plumbo has said at least 30 times that he is done with this game and the forums yet continues to post in it.
Voncrow has been anti-James from the start and hasn't skipped a beat.
Tristan started off as an admin and a member of HCE. He left HCE and thought it would be a cool idea to make an avengers strat faction. He then realized how dumb that was and tried to salvage what he could and save face.
BlackBird just was not having any of the jokes or sarcasm in this thread at all.
Schoi I am convinced is retarded or has some form of mental deficiency.
HESKEYTIME started off being a positive force for HCE and claiming he was an ally to them while never actually mercing for them in a battle. He doesn't play crpg very often but he posts on the forums non stop. He also seems to be anti HCE.
Bronto has the occasional gottem here and there.
Bryggan writes incredibly long and ridiculous posts because he doesn't keep up with the thread enough.
Those newish acre kids want to be "one of the boys" so they go along with the stupid shit James is throwing out
Slave is saying acre never attacks when they have no shit to attack with and blah blah blah. Also goes off of what voncrow say and vice versa.
Zeus is the comedic relief of the Eu alliance.
Jona is not relevant in this thread at all.
Havelle is the guy that convinced me to help Tristan and James get shit going and to not give up hope. Guy is also pretty funny.
I am a shit sipping retard that throws in the occasional valid point, meme or song.
There were more people posting in this thread but they have all gotten sick of trying to say shit as well as getting bored.
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For the record I told them to get in line behind our other numerous enemies, and that this was more boring to me then us finishing the great war in NA without EU interuption. I still would have liked to see that war fought, and stand by my words.
Fighting you guys in the north is like swatting flies away from our face. Just annoying.
youre funnier :3
idk if this appropriate or not. but...that has to be one of thee saddest ways to lose a city...3 attacks? and u no show the last one.
shame. ur all rawr rawr on forums, and talk like "never give up, never surrender" and u gave up.
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youre funnier :3
The Legend of the HCE is a joke. They built an empire by taking afk fiefs then declared war on every faction, then complained when someone declared war on them. Then got wiped. Quite the Legend.Dam dud reminds me of when bonesaw literally declared war on everyone and then hoc was promptly removed from the map
We got slaughtered trying to take Durrin Castle, and we took Rindyar Castle, and we should have captured Slekzh Castle, but the second wave army wandered off and got itself killed attacking a small army late at night (not gonna mention any names).
Dam dud reminds me of when bonesaw literally declared war on everyone and then hoc was promptly removed from the map
Respect for your attacks on those castles, I was at Slekzh Castle at least and if you have a commander who's never led many sieges before it's always going to be hard. The factions that are good at sieges are only good cos the commanders have led so many, got all the right gear, got all the map organisation, and also got a good roster.Yeah that was my first "real" castle siege. The other ones never had more than 20 players.
Even so that 1 wave vs Slezkh Castle was very good. I only attacked that place when the defenders had peasant/militia shit so never had to deal with forward spawns/catapults etc.
Except we didn't complain and got what we wanted... HCE complained quite a lot and also failed world domination. :rolleyes:
Must be a Squid.
Except we didn't complain and got what we wanted... HCE complained quite a lot and also failed world domination. :rolleyes:Go read my first like 30 posts on this thread. Only one would I really consider complaining.
Except we didn't complain and got what we wanted...HCEJames and a select few others complained quite a lot and also failed world domination. :rolleyes:
So when is the rest of NA going to stop being allied, now that HCE has like 1 fief. HCE isn't even close to the largest faction anymore and we still have a massive alliance.Or start killing each other? an HoC vs LL war would be pretty entertaining :D :wink:
Can we kill EU now?
We also never insulted you non-stop in the forums. I just re-read the first four pages. Someone mentioned the rosters might be skewered- suggesting that if we kept our usual 25 vs 25 NA players, then the addition of Eu players would throw off the balance. And pretty much the rest is people calling us losers and whiners, with us throwing in a bit of tongue in cheek propaganda.
Seriously. Reread the first few pages.
And I will admit my world domination plan has suffered.... a set back. I know I am a terrible person for trying to take over the world in this war game. Yet I was sooo close. With good luck and six more years of strat, I could have done it.
EDIT: Ugh, read more of the first pages. Some pretty funny propaganda stuff which made me lol, then Eus bitching and whining about NA prime time not being very good for them and we should all change it to cater to them, the some VonCrow guy spouting off some hate. Who is that guy? Must be a Squid. Then its all bitch hate whine complain... which is why I never bother reading 90% of it.
Someone should count the 'whine' comments, and see who complained the most.
honestly its been the same rosters and battles for ever now. months and months of acre and their allies, vs LL and their allies. was the same rosters when HCE formed and doom carrot thought they were taking over the map, was the same rosters all the way through the "EU Invasion", now that HCE is wiped*** it would be nice to see something like HoC vs LL...but will it happen? idk, idc. strat has been dead to me pretty much since Wes\squids and Kesh\FCC left. in NA we just dont have the player base to make interesting wars anymore, its always the same sort of rosters, and the whole weshouldservebeer vs weshouldservedeath is pretty stale without USSR Wes, TkoV Rob and the Kesh loyalists.I dunno man, at this point personally I'm to the point where I'd rather start mercing for long enemies if they go to war against each other than have this stalemate of HCE in their last city while HoC, WOTN, Berserks, LL, Novgorod, Brotherhood, and EU all sit in a massive care bear alliance. It makes it literally impossible for new factions and players to start even trying to get active in the strat map, because the only fiefs they can attack without immediately getting shit on by 99% of the map is Durquba and probably my castle as well. We're all kinda of friends or whatever at this point lets just scramble the sides and fight each other more, it could be fun actually having interesting battles and rosters who knows
(*** lol totally called it, like, way way back i had an entire thread called the End of Acre, predicting some fucking idiot would bail them out, and thus be taken down with them...its the typical situation i think they have been in with every fucking alliance they have made. poor starks, Tala almost ruled the world with her afk attacks, dem acre fucklings cost her everything. )
I dunno man, at this point personally I'm to the point where I'd rather start mercing for long enemies if they go to war against each other than have this stalemate of HCE in their last city while HoC, WOTN, Berserks, LL, Novgorod, Brotherhood, and EU all sit in a massive care bear alliance. It makes it literally impossible for new factions and players to start even trying to get active in the strat map, because the only fiefs they can attack without immediately getting shit on by 99% of the map is Durquba and probably my castle as well. We're all kinda of friends or whatever at this point lets just scramble the sides and fight each other more, it could be fun actually having interesting battles and rosters who knows
The rosters will be even. For example, if LL attacks HoC, HCE will support the lowest roster to ensure max casualties and wasted gear. When there are three enemies growling at each other, no one wants to let the other get the upper hand. The only thing I'd be worried about is people might not attack for fear the third guy might swoop in like a vulture. Then we get a huge, boring arms race... the sort of thing that can only be ended by the threat of strat ending.So basically whats been going on with every single other faction sans HCE
they got 20+ grinders in Durquba, no idea if all are actually grinding, but if they are, DANG U PUSSIES I LET U REGROUP FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS NOW FUCKING DO SOMETHING NOW FFS.
oh and voncrow, when dutchy was inside Durquba they had about 2 K troops. So basicly 2 attacks of ours and it would have been over.
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I can just picture Blackbird staring up at the strat map eternally open on that tv/monitor while sitting back in his command chair Emperor Palpatine-style, muttering to himself "Good... goooooood! Muahahahahaaaa..."
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that one is gay. I cant see beer there. Tristan l2post.I'm 19(illegal in the states under 21) and come from a family of alcoholics so beer on my desk is the least likely thing you'll find
I guess since all the cool kids are doing it.
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somebody has to know it :/ it is a american one and someone famous constantly drinks it. Damn that guys is more famous than stalin ghandi M.L.King and einstein together!
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What we got here, a pack of smokes, a cum rag, mini flasks for my leg holster, steel reserve, a bong hidden in a paper bag, and my awesome $2.50 mouse.
Im sorry, but is that a bike tire?
Im sorry, but is that a bike tire?
Yes I hang my mode of transportation on my wall.
Arys plays in his garage.
Arys plays in his garage.Arys plays inside a bus inside a garage(explains that wireless garage lag he gets when playing mp?).
Arys plays inside a bus inside a garage(explains that wireless garage lag he gets when playing mp?).
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That's all after one night, correct?
yep, but we can't be all like you voncrow, hopping from 1 clan to another
I don't even know who you are...Ow Ask HoC, even Casimir of the Templars, I was in his clan for a few weeks, before I joined HoC
Assuming Mcdeath knows who Casimir is.
whatever the fuck plumbo spewed
Like that Rando guy who appeared out of nowhere a couple of months ago, bitched about a few admins and was adamant that the evil establishment would never take his voice. Then disappeared again...Uh, Rando didn't disappear. He's been in game almost everyday you'd know that if you actually played.
... you dont miss them until months later when you notice that Tagora's admin thread has stopped being bumped with angry sperg-drivel every single day
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Uh, Rando didn't disappear. He's been in game almost everyday you'd know that if you actually played.
You mean under a name that barely anybody knows him by, and Heskey is a forum warrior, ones attendance for him is measured by his posts, not his ticks.Everyone I know knows him by that name, he made a post in the Faction thread saying it was him when he made the blackguard thread... Not hard to figure out
Everyone I know knows him by that name, he made a post in the Faction thread saying it was him when he made the blackguard thread... Not hard to figure out
I thought Rando quit until I heard his voice during a strat battle. So yes, it is hard to figure out.
You mean under a name that barely anybody knows him by, and Heskey is a forum warrior, ones attendance for him is measured by his posts, not his ticks.
Everyone I know knows him by that name, he made a post in the Faction thread saying it was him when he made the blackguard thread... Not hard to figure out
Neither faction had members with the mental capacity to comprehend sailing, yet they still utterly crushed us.
I learned how to sail when I was 10 years old. Coincidentally that was when I had my first homosexual experience.
I learned how to sail when I was 10 years old. Coincidentally that was when I had my first homosexual experience.
we need like 1K more replies and this post is in the top 10. Damn, thats much. What should we talk about?
ANYTHING BUT STRAT
lol seriously though, this has become like our own personal General Discussions thread. a gentlemen's club for lamos that want to constantly type pointless shit.
wow, those videos make we wanna smoke. That's what they want to achieve isnt it?
I like that one commercial where they say that tobacco company employees can't smoke at their desk. It's like you can't smoke indoors at most places let alone your work space desk. Like what?
If you aint on the forums you're only playing half the game.
If he's been in the servers then he's been uncharacteristically quiet, or he's been logging in at some ungodly hour like 9PM EST. I only ever get the early Americans, and only ever on weekends.
You know me, so you can retract the above statement since I still don't know what name that would be. If they aren't bitching about Tagora then they aren't the real deal, end of story.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginYeah we attacked Nova Slezkh Castle, defended Derchios once then lost it in the second wave, then defended Slezkh twice once from LL and once from Hounds. Then we gave the Wardens the castle back and disbanded the faction
If you arent angry you arent Rando (and it must have been reaaaaaal short-lived, did it attack anything on the map? I tend to notice that)
Hmm, I got one question James.
You want America to throw us out of the dessert. But you don't attack us. Do u get that irony?
Oh and if you want u can keep camping in Durquba, we will not wipe you, as it was the first thing I promised u when I came to your teamspeak. And I don't break my promises.
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They have qalyut village and ergellon castle. So taking durquba wouldn't be wiping them.
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They can keep QalyutIts because like any sensible person they dont want to fuck with DaBirds
Tbf not certain why it got ignored in the desert purge, that must be the plan to keep HCE from being wiped
If they were allied with 80 percent of NA, then how come the rosters are (for the first time in a while) relatively even?
Because Frisitan #1 NA represent
If they were allied with 80 percent of NA, then how come the rosters are (for the first time in a while) relatively even? Oh right, cuz you're blowing more shit out of your ass, as per usual. There is nothing cowardly about attacking, despite how hard you've tried to convince yourself that.
Because Frisitan #1 NA representFristitan=BAE
Here you go Jona. I have finished the colour coded version of the map for you. Hopefully this will help you understand.
Think about these 3 short questions as you look at it...
- Am I in a gigantic carebear mega alliance?
- Am I helping an eu invasion of NA?
- Am I complaining my enemy doesn't attack enough while simultaneously trying to gank them so that any element of skill is removed, and them attacking would be strategic suicide?
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Good luck trying to weasel your way out of this one you greasy bastard. The truth is if you had balls you would start another war. That being said considering how terrified you guys are of us seems unlikely.Count of the fiefs involved in this war
EU INVASION/ANTI-HCE: 78 NEUTRAL: 21 DEFENDING AMERICA/WITH HCE: 5
Jona, you are starting to sound like one of those angry forum trolls. What happened to your usual cheerful posts?
But as for attacks, we must remember Eques just went through 30k ish troops, and I doubt they would not still have lots in reserve. Plus the Hounds have a lot more strat players. So, in this case a little caution on the Acre side might not be a bad idea.
Perhaps I am, but merely because I must stoop to their level to get my point across. Nevertheless it just gets tiresome reading the same boring drivel of how everyone against HCE are inbred morons while the glorious HCE's members are all MENSA-certified geniuses. The point of the diplomacy forums is to poke fun at other people's strat escapades with inventive shitposts or rp, and yet every time I see james making a post it's just "Lel look at how dumb HoC/LL/Wardens are." Enough with the personal attacks, even you have to know that we aren't any more retarded than you (I sure hope you know that much at least). Keep it strat-related or just piss off.
Also, the rampant hypocrisy and such never gets old either. Bryggan, you need to realize that it isn't like I am the only shit-spewing nerd here. Every single guy's post that I refute was posted in the exact same manner. I fight fire with fire, shitpost with shitpost. It is only your personal bias that skews it so it seems like I am the "troll" while every single acre poster (really I guess it's just one) seems to be flawless and correct and not at all insulting or troll-like. In all honesty, james is the biggest troll here. He spams this forum with propaganda post after propaganda post, and they all suck. All are uninventive, google copy-pastas that are borderline racist (so now you're cool with racism, Bryggan?). They aren't even remotely on par with even the worst strat 4 tier shitposts. In addition, preaching "though shalt not raid" and then supporting it twice now in the past week or so is the single shittiest you guys have done this strat. As per usual when dealing with the HCE, it is only wrong when your strat enemies do it. Nothing new to see here.(click to show/hide)
I'm retarded.
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This thread gives me cancer.
Who even are youZero you fuck boi
WOW hahaha jona, lol seriously brah, just stop playing lol, y do u play this these kids?
damn, fuckin hell james, u dont belong anywhere near my friends list bro, u are a fucking lunatic dishonest crazy pos that whines over every perceived insult and gloats chest thumpin every meager victory. and damn brygg man, i feel bad for u, like i honestly pity u bro. u used to run with men, or at least little boys...now, fucking kids man. damn.
tbh im glad blackbird came and shit on UR alliance, was fucking hilarious, lol, poor doomcarrot thought u scrubs were gonna take over the map, shieeeet, i think anyone else but u could have with those resources, dutchy definitely would. so go write some more bullshit and cry me a fucking river how u lost an entire map u werent DOING shit with or GOING to do shit with anyway, now some other folks are on the board and we are having battles outside of the ones EU provided by shiting on u, and ya its nice having vets on ur roster lol, i have gone over this time and tiime again, its not some great big anti james conspiracy or carebear alliance.
if rosters are even u get shitted on because : FACT, ur rosters are usually a lot shittier than ur opponents, most of ur roster is acre and acre fucking sucks at this shit. and again its not someone else's fault that their friends are better than urs. maybe make friends with like minded people or someshit, instead of begging every new player to join ur fucking shit stack. i feel soo sorry for the naive new players that fall for or listen to ur bullshit.
GENTLEMEN, ive found myself someone to talk shit with again. NOW BOOO THIS MAN.
yup, fuck u james, go fuck urself kid.
You salted slugs never learn. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberriers..."Also, the rampant hypocrisy and such never gets old either. Bryggan, you need to blah blah blah strat 4 tier shitposts. In addition, preaching "though shalt not raid" and then supporting it twice now in the past week or so is the single shittiest you guys have done this strat. As per usual when dealing with the HCE, it is only wrong when your strat enemies do it. Nothing new to see here.
Crazy how gradually all the non-HCE players of strat begin to sound like 'angry forum trolls' over time with regards to HCE.
Pffff, they MUST just be haters. Haters gonna hate amirite? Yeah, that must be it.
Oh? I thought you were a cool player and i respected your opinion, but now you're saying HCE is a bundle of sticks so i guess you were just a hater all along. That's the only logical exp blah blah blah friendly, go kill yourselves for hating on HCE, damn haters.
Just wanted to say that I have no idea as to what oreo (longsword) is doing in strat. I thought he left KbW but it is what it is.
As the most active member of KbW I want us to stay a neutral faction. At the same time I have no control as to who does what. I also don't tell anyone what to do.
TL;DR Longsword is independent, leave us alone.
Hey, man.
I know that "yeah that guys just doing his own thing please stop sending me shitty steam messages and forum pms chrissake its just fucking DARUVIAN" feeling.
I mean, not the EXACT feeling, but pretty damn close.
It's a shitty feeling. Like, Daruvian ends up saying "wow sandy isn't doing shit again, he always gets like this im gonna go do something something blackjack/hookers etc" and pulls out of HQ with ungodly troop stacks and probably a couple of peons with him, motherfuckers messaging me like "oh god what is daruvian doing TELL HIM TO GET AWAY MAKE HIM GIVE HIM COMMANDS AND ORDERS" and I'm like "lol its daruvian if he attacks you tell him you don't like it i don't know FUCK"
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Erm my little addition to the raid thing: I promised u guys 3 things when I came to ur ts.
1. We won't attack in EU prime time if your night times are acceptable. Playing all those Durquba attacks at 1 AM for me was kinda hard, but actually fair as I guess.
2. We won't raid. Simply cuz it is bitchy. We don't want to be raided on our own and we want battles - so we don't raid. Not raiding fiefs brought us atleast 5 more sieges.
3. We won't wipe you.
Those 3 things were like the most important rules in this war, and I guess they made it actually as funny and as good as possible and I think we should keep them.
EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO CALM THE HECK DOWN BECAUSE I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THE WHOLE GAME A WHOLE LOT BETTER.post this after losing to blizz..... sounds kind of like that random bus guy we know hehe.
LISTEN THO IT NEEDS ABOSLUTE SUPPORT AND ADHERENCE OR IT WILL NEVER WORK FIRST YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE WHO IS PLAYING THE GAME IS PLAYING THE GAME AND THAT THEY KNOW THAT THEY CAN PLAY NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE TO PLAY THE OTHER GAME BUT CAN PLAY THIS NEW GAME THAT WILL BE THE GAME THAT COMES WHEN EVERYONE DOES THE THING THAT IS GOING TO BE DONE THAT WILL MAKE THE GAME INTO THE NEW GAME. FIRST WE NEED TO MENTION TO ALL LEADERS THAT IF THEY DO NOT DO THIS THAT THERE WILL BE NO NEW GAME AND THAT THE FAILURE IS THEIRS. THE SECOND WE NEED IS TO REALIZE THAT EVERYONE CAN PLAY THE GAME AND WE ARE GOING TO TRYING TO PLAY IT WITH THE NEW RULES.
NEW RULES ARE AS FOLLOW.
1. EVERYONE ATTACK EVERYONE
2. EVERYONE START ATTACKING EVERYTHING AND ALL THINGS
3. BREAK ALL ALLIANCES AND IGNORE ALL CLANS (DONT EVEN BOTHER DISSOLVING CLANS JUST IGNORE ALL FACTIONS AND CLANS)
4. EVERYONE GO DEATHMATCH MODE
5. FORGET YOUR FRIENDS AND ATTACK PPL YOU WANT TO IN YOUR HEART
6. TRY NOT TO EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE JUST ATTACK
8. EVERYONE ATTACK EVERYONE
9. STOP CARING ABOUT THE GAME
10. ATTACK EVEN MORE
Heskey did you really go through my last 10+ posts to - them all? Thats some Chosen1 level shit there m8
Did you do the same to me?
Even my awesome crpg-version of Dark Souls?
Since you and njames are literally the only people to downvote me in this thread, and you do it all the time, i figured it makes sense if we just start at the baseline and assume everything you, me, james or voncrow posts starts at -2 in this thread.
Thanks EU Scum!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=4850
Thank you to everyone who showed up!
I'm hungry. Someone buy me lunch
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The only Lunch/Breafast/Dinner suitable for an American like us.
swiss und mushroom burger is better imo
I raise you...
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Я чувствую, как эта нить должна уже умереть. Я негры проверить форумы CRPG после негры месяц или два забыть CRPG даже существовал ( лучшее время негров моей жизни ) , и я вижу эту тему еще до . Мол, негры войну еще даже на ?
I feel like this thread needs to die already. I check the Crpg forums after a month or two of forgetting crpg even existed (best time of my life) and I see this thread is still up. Like, is the war even over yet?
omfg I heard one of our enemies finally found his balls :o He said he found them in the couch gap :o Get ready my friends, we will do some field battles and some flagcaps at sieges!You have only 1 enemy, so stop bragging that you have more enemy's.
You have only 1 enemy, so stop bragging that you have more enemy's.
Stop talking bullshit when u know nothing. PLEASE. I mean like you're really annoying.I stop when you stop bragging like a moron, i'm maybe annoying, but atleast i'm not a liar like you
I stop when you stop bragging like a moron, i'm maybe annoying, but atleast i'm not a liar like you
Omfg, how DARE blackbird a liar! Such liar! He lie all time!
Hey Na, you should all follow us instead of blackbird cos he is LIAR! And i can prove... later... somehow. But i promise that when i do prove, you'll somehow care lots about it and prefer HCE cos blackbird is LIAR and that really important for some reason.
I'm maybe annoying, but he liar! Maybe HCE time to brag, we attack 200 man village! Where you bragging now LIAR?!
And what exactly have you done in the last 8 months Heskey besides bitch on the forum for a game you play once a month or w/e
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In all fairness, i prefer to play NA strat over EU strat, since people have more fun in TS and care less about max efficiency in battles and on the map in NA.
In all fairness, i prefer to play NA strat over EU strat, since people have more fun in TS and care less about max efficiency in battles and on the map in NA
Fact of the day, the only people who give a shit about HCE getting rekt by Eques are HCE members or former-HCE members. What does that tell you? Nobody likes HCE. Inb4 'Blerp, Heskey, we not here to be liked, we don't give a shit if we're liked or not', well plenty of your members seem to give a shit about getting fucked in the ass, and that only happened because nobody likes HCE so the 2 are kinda connected. The only non-HCE member who is pro HCE is you, and you bitched out of their faction just this summer.Lol didnt you bitch out of the Black Knights and sell of their city to the Brotherhood? And I'm not the only one whose left, almost everyone that isn't acre has left HCE at this point(Rando, Bryggan, Tal, Wick, Albus, Sitvek, etc etc). The reason I'm still pro HCE is because I actually like fighting beside them and they're fun to hang out with
Could the great King Louie set his night time one hour earlier? I can't stay awake until 3 AM when I gotta go to work/school.
Everytime I did EU battles they were more disorganized than the NA ones so me and my clan mates would just run around with great mauls and bonk enemies and just not even go in TS lol. I dont think I ever did any eques battles so it might have been different for you guys.
Lol didnt you bitch out of the Black Knights and sell of their city to the Brotherhood? And I'm not the only one whose left, almost everyone that isn't acre has left HCE at this point(Rando, Bryggan, Tal, Wick, Albus, Sitvek, etc etc). The reason I'm still pro HCE is because I actually like fighting beside them and they're fun to hang out with
fuq r u talkin bout Tristan every tim I sign up for an EU battle there's just shield walls and shield walls and people actually saying things in teamspeak that's relevant to the game. While NA strat battles are like *kills 3 people with a great maul at the top of the staircase with up swings with a 42:3 build* 'OOHHOOHHOO BABYYYY A TRIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". And then there's Allers just shit talking HoC like, "nice kd bundle of stickss, uninstall" "you guys fucking suck, look at me, im at the top". And then I'm just spamming "l0l nikgur".WILL YOU MARRY ME?
fuq r u talkin bout Tristan every tim I sign up for an EU battle there's just shield walls and shield walls and people actually saying things in teamspeak that's relevant to the game. While NA strat battles are like *kills 3 people with a great maul at the top of the staircase with up swings with a 42:3 build* 'OOHHOOHHOO BABYYYY A TRIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". And then there's Allers just shit talking HoC like, "nice kd bundle of stickss, uninstall" "you guys fucking suck, look at me, im at the top". And then I'm just spamming "l0l nikgur".
fuq r u talkin bout Tristan every tim I sign up for an EU battle there's just shield walls and shield walls and people actually saying things in teamspeak that's relevant to the game. While NA strat battles are like *kills 3 people with a great maul at the top of the staircase with up swings with a 42:3 build* 'OOHHOOHHOO BABYYYY A TRIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". And then there's Allers just shit talking HoC like, "nice kd bundle of stickss, uninstall" "you guys fucking suck, look at me, im at the top". And then I'm just spamming "l0l nikgur".
the battles are 11 PM and 11:45 for me. And we will have one more battle, which will be in half an hour. Sry but I gotta stand up everday at 6 AM. for me it's now 1:30 AM.
Could the great King Louie set his night time one hour earlier? I can't stay awake until 3 AM when I gotta go to work/school.Only if you kiss me on the cheek and call me the true king of NA!
Only if you kiss me on the cheek and call me the true king of NA!
Only if you kiss me on the cheek and call me the true king of NA!
I'm the one true king of EU and NA!
Classic EU, always attacking too late for Na... When will we learn! Na like their battles early!
good job anders. Would have been better in the next battle, but anyways thx a lot! I knew u love me dude <3
hmm, did I get my gear back when I did a fail army at durquba. Did the kalmars get their gear back for the 5K troops they lost at the server crash?
I would totally give it back, if they were treating us fairly in the past.
Totally just discovered a massive glitch.
No lie, I fucked up their shit and I have to pay back James for that. (I did something I do, well, pretty regularly on battles and...well, it showed a new glitch.)
Hey BB, be a gent and give him his gear back yea?
What was the glitch?
Mercs rank 10 can QMRS (retreat). It's usually nothing to worry about, unless you have some one like Anders as a merc.
Mercs rank 10 can QMRS (retreat). It's usually nothing to worry about, unless you have some one like Anders as a merc.
That isn't a glitch...
Hey just like tonights battle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFpFHj4XfFg
God dammit people.....if you're going to post a youtube video remove the S. HTTP:// = good; HTTPS:// = bad.
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Last time I was in EU there were plenty of randomers simply existing there for no reason, bribe them with crpg stuff they actually want. Or, i'm sure Eques has some expendables in the EU side right? Put valuable HCE traders in a doom-prison for all eternity
It's a technique anyone can use, and a dickish one at that. It's only fair that everyone knows the possibility and risks that the EU map holds.
For that exact reason i have more fear doing EU trade runs than NA ones xD it's why i personally couldnt resist commenting on the notion that the traders in EU map are safe... NOBODY IS SAFE!!!
It's only fair that everyone knows the risks, and i'm sure most people who know the exact nature of the bug have contemplated it at one point or the other, or at least feared sufficiently whilst trading there.BlackBird isn't my arch-nemesis lol. The like 3 times I've actually talked to him he seems alright we just happen to be on opposite sides of the shit post war
(though i personally find it kinda sweet that your arch-nemesis Blackbird hadn't even considered it!)
BlackBird isn't my arch-nemesis lol. The like 3 times I've actually talked to him he seems alright we just happen to be on opposite sides of the shit post war
Its like I ever really insulted someone in this game... oh well, I guess I did insult james. But doesn't count. He deserves it.
FEED ME YOUR INFAMY
Man, Be real like me and only 28 from the vaunted "king" title.I'll get there some day :')
Man, Be real like me and only 28 from the vaunted "king" title.
I was King in one of the largest NA clans for a long long time. I don't need the title on the forums 8-).
Are you guys seriously never gonna have another war? Yeesh talk about some carebear trade simulating shit. I feel like it would be fun if LL/Eques/Kalmar/HoC/Wardens/AoW had some fights!
lol you guys aren't even forum kings fucking noobs
smh tbh fam
lol you guys aren't even forum kings fucking noobs
smh tbh fam
It's only fair that everyone knows the risks, and i'm sure most people who know the exact nature of the bug have contemplated it at one point or the other, or at least feared sufficiently whilst trading there.Yeah, we all considered it... but I don't think anyone would be shitlordy enough to give the command.
(though i personally find it kinda sweet that your arch-nemesis Blackbird hadn't even considered it!)
It's not that we don't appreciate it, it's just recognizing it would ruin the whole purpose of having him pretend to be the "big bad guy" or w/e.
"Because we have to chase him"
"But he didn't do anything wrong"
"Because he's the hero Strategus deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud sperg lord, a watchful shit poster. A Black Bird".(click to show/hide)
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Tristan_of_Erzoth,
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The Melee Gaming Team.
I uhhh. What? Have they even looked in the Diplomacy section at all?
I uhhh. What? Have they even looked in the Diplomacy section at all?You should report every post here that is off topic. It will take several hours, but I think you could get 99% of the posters warned.
You should report every post here that is off topic. It will take several hours, but I think you could get 99% of the posters warned.
and, on topic: YEAH WAR!!!! KILL KILL!
well, I didnt lol :P I was there, but I was on a wedding before, and, well, no idea if it's the same in America, but hell, 90 % are drunk there.
Fucking drunk pregnant bitches running around.