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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #345 on: July 04, 2015, 05:42:33 am »
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Today,
The EU turbocucks sucked on Hulkster's 24 inch biceps once again.
Hulkamania did well as the first line of defense from the dirty, smelly Yuropoor invasion, but all good things must come to an end, even the strongest castles can't hold forever.

But as always,

It ain't ogre, til it's ogre.

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(Below is real life footage of EU sucking hulkster's massive dong at the New Bardaq siege)
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Desire at His/Her/Xer official interview on why He/She/Xe didn't kick the suicide leecher from HCE's side, clearly enjoying the "attention".

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #346 on: July 04, 2015, 05:48:32 am »
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TODAY AT WWE SUUUUUUPPPPEEEER SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE TEAMED UP WITH HULK HOGAN!
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TOGETHER WE DEFEATED THE YUROPOORS!
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I SNAPPED INTO A RIGHT OL' SLIM JIM
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #347 on: July 04, 2015, 06:08:23 am »
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Quote from: King_Tristan_of_Erzoth on July 04, 2015, 05:48:32 am
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Sorry but macho man randy savage is trademarked by the HoC clan, please find a different icon to rally behind before we bring in our lawyers.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #348 on: July 04, 2015, 06:09:41 am »
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Quote from: Jona on July 04, 2015, 06:08:23 am
Sorry but macho man randy savage is trademarked by the HoC clan, please find a different icon to rally behind before we bring in our lawyers.

Its alright guys, i'm his lawyer. I'll do a sh!tty job in the case.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #349 on: July 04, 2015, 06:58:04 am »
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Quote from: Jona on July 04, 2015, 06:08:23 am
Sorry but macho man randy savage is trademarked by the HoC clan, please find a different icon to rally behind before we bring in our lawyers.

Dude he is dead. Show some respect.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #350 on: July 04, 2015, 07:03:15 am »
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We respect him every holiday season.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #351 on: July 04, 2015, 07:11:09 am »
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EU Logic

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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #352 on: July 04, 2015, 07:12:57 am »
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We have God on our side!

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #353 on: July 04, 2015, 10:50:24 am »
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I would like to thank the Euro's for respecting the American's Holiday.  The Fourth of July is very important to the United States, and to fight on that day would be like pissing on the Stars and Stripes.  So thank you again, Libere Equites and Kalmarunion.  It is good to know that some people have respect for Independence Day.

On another note, please sign up for our defense against the Wardens of the North tomorrow.  They have initiated two battles for the fourth of July.  So if you were planning on eating hot dogs and watching fireworks in the park, please cancel that.  "Evil never takes a day off", and nor do the Wardens.  If you are American and choose not to show up because you are celebrating your country's independence, that's ok.  For some people 'love of country' is more important than strat.  And I respect that.  Us Canadians and those Americans who's outrage outweighs their own personal desire to have a fun time will defend the best we can.

And Happy Fourth of July, my Murican friends.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #354 on: July 04, 2015, 11:14:37 am »
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Quote from: BlackxBird on June 30, 2015, 01:32:58 pm
The desert will be a anarchistic trading heaven for everyone who wants to get money. There won't be any restrictions about buying/selling S&D. The only rule will be: U have to be in New Libere Equites. ;) Than you can get troops, eq them with ur money and do as many fun battles u want :P Get full plates and pikes or lederhosen and flamberges xD Do whatever you want as long as it will be funny ;)

Edit: If you join us right now, u can take a village and manage it, so basically trade in the desert and every time u pass u can take the money out of it ;)

Just a reminder to everyone. You can leave our faction and trade peacefully- provided you join Libere Equites.  If you do not join Libere Equites they will crush you.  The benefits of joining Libere Equites is that they will give you permission to host 'funny' battles.  Serious battles will not be tolerated.  So anyone in my faction who feels they can entertain the Libere Equites with 'funny' battles, feel free to leave.  Anyone who wishes to leave my faction because they think by doing so they can escape the Euro's sword... think again.

You all stood by me when things were good.  Let's see who stands by me now that things are falling apart.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #355 on: July 04, 2015, 11:29:37 am »
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So fighting for your freedom against the foreign invader would be amiss on the day when you celebrate how proud you are of fighting for your freedom against the foreign power?
Top kek murican logic right there.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #356 on: July 04, 2015, 12:40:31 pm »
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Quote from: Moncho on July 04, 2015, 11:29:37 am
So fighting for your freedom against the foreign invader would be amiss on the day when you celebrate how proud you are of fighting for your freedom against the foreign power?
Top kek murican logic right there.

Straight up dude, why would I care about a foreign invader in pixels when we have freedom and independence?

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #357 on: July 04, 2015, 01:18:10 pm »
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I don't really know if you guys read that but:

WE RAIDED YOU CUZ OF A FUCKTARD NIGHT TIME AND NOW WE GIVE BACK THE GEAR. BE FUCKING HAPPY WITH IT AND STOP FUCKING ANNOY ME WITH THOSE TARD COMMENTS.

We don't have to do this pussy war. We could have taken the whole desert by loosing only 4-5 armies. Fucking show A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT TO US CUZ WE GIVE U EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING BACK.

WE COME HERE AND GIVE U THE CHANCE OF HAVING ALMOST FULL ROSTERS AND DO THE FIRST STRAT BATTLES SINCE AGES THAT ARE FUNNY AGAIN. FUCKING BE A LITTLE BIT HAPPY ABOUT IT AND STOP FLAMING IN THAT FORUM THREAD.

Edit: Bryggan is at least one of our enemies who gets what is going on atm here. Thank you for being no retard :P
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #358 on: July 04, 2015, 01:26:23 pm »
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400 + replies on only this post within 5 days :D
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #359 on: July 04, 2015, 01:28:14 pm »
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Yet it still is utter crap compared to actual oldschool cRPG drama. Not even Christo worthy...
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