“Good morning. In less than an hour, mercs from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest strat battle in the recent history of America kind. America kind; that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 1st of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 1st of July will no longer be known as a Canadian holiday, but as the day when America declared in one voice: ‘We will not go quietly into the night!’ ‘We will not vanish without a fight!’ ‘We’re going to live on!’ ‘We’re going to survive!’ Today we celebrate our Dominion Day!”*
Europeans usually top the 'Happy Index' because they are the descendants of those who were content to put up with the poverty, disease and class oppression of pre and post industrial Europe. The ones with moxy, the ones with nerve, the ones who hated servitude gave up all that they knew and ventured to the untamed New World. Once there, many died in the harsh wilderness. But those who survived were the toughest, roughest meanest mo-fos the world had seen. While their cousins sat in tamed Europe, licking the boot straps of their overlords and getting beaten when they accidentally coughed up some blood on their master's socks, these gents were fighting bears and chopping down forests with their bare hands. Our fore fathers died of malnutrition due to harsh winters and locust plagues, while Euros died of malnutrition because their lord's sold all their food to buy a new race horse or hunting dogs.
So this tells us Euros are pussy bundle of stickss who are happy driving tiny cars along tinier roads, happy living in tiny houses and eating in tiny restaurants. They are happy dealing with the still prevalent class system. So while the average Euro seems to be content eating shit, the ones who are truly content are the ones who order the lesser ones to say they are happy: the upper classes.
Now I'm not suggesting these alien invaders are from the upper classes- for all their flaws, the European upper class generally has good manners and some sophistication. I just think they RP as such, and seek to find a virtual escape from their miserable, grovelly lives by virtually enslaving Free Americans. It makes them feel important, and, sadly, several Americans do fight for their cause. I suppose the genetic strain of servility does not die out that easily.
BUT I AM A LEADER OF AMERICANS! AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING I TELL THEM! I WOULD BE PISSED OFF, BUT I REALIZE BLIND SERVITUDE IS A WEAKNESS SHARED BY EUROPEANS, HOUNDS AND MITHRIMERS. I SUGGEST AND I HINT, BUT RARELY HAVE I GIVEN A DIRECT ORDER! MURICANS DON'T RESPOND WELL TO THAT SHIT. NO MAN IN MY ARMY MUST GIVE MEN OR GEAR OR TROOPS TO ANOTHER IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO. NEITHER VOLKWIN NOR MCMASSHOLE GOT 'REKT' FOR LEAVING MY EMPIRE, AND I'VE ALWAYS TRIED SHOW SUPPORT FOR INDIES (RIP Doom Carrot:
With drums and swords, and swords and drums
The enemy nearly slew ye;
My darling dear, you look so queer,
Och, Doom Carrot, I hardly knew ye
but you shouldn't have got so pissed off about a minor ban for 'trying to help') BUT, AS TYPICAL FREEDOM LOVING MURICANS, THEY STILL GET PISSED OFF AT ME. SO AS LEADER I TRY MOLLIFY, PACIFY AND ENCOURAGE MY FOLLOWERS. OUR EMPIRE IS NOT THE ROMAN 'CRUCIFY YOU IF YOU PISS ME OFF', ITS MORE DARK AGES: READ ABOUT THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE: NOT AN EFFICIENT GOVERNING DEALIE, JUST A BUNCH OF BAD ASS WARRIORS COLLABERATING!So yeah, any NAers fighting for a foreign power when you had been doing a good job of foiling us on your own (much like the War in the North ended- villages taken and retaken (back when we were stronger actually (but less interested (strat was supposed to be dead)))) I feel are low life scoundrels who would sell their mother to the devil. And yes, I will name names: Moonshine, who confessed he was part of the begging that brought Eu to NA - though he always was a low life scoundrel, and just wanted us to fight a mega enemy so as our men go to fight for freedom he can rob our villages and
rape** fondle our goats.
And that is the only North American who confessed to me. If Thalion or Jona or Finnian or Largos or any other NAer confesses to me that they invited these overpowered scum our way, I will lose all respect for them and call them names too.
BUT IT'S CANADA DAY! I WROTE THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOWER AND MEET PEOPLE! AND NOW THEY ALL HATE ME! BUT I'M GOING ANYWAY! CUZ UNLIKE EUers AND EU SUPPORTERS, I FACE CHALLENGES LIKE A MAN!Oh, and my good citizens of the Holy chadzian Empire:
KICK ASS! KILL! KILL AGAIN! KILL EVEN MORE! LET'S SHOW THESE BASTARDS THAT THEY CAN OUTNUMBER US, BUT THEY CAN NEVER CRUSH US! WE WILL FIGHT TILL THE LAST TICK, AND AFTER THAT, WHEN ALL OF NA IS IN EU SERVITUDE, THEY WILL REMEMBER US AS THE HEROES OF THE LAST BASTION AGAINST EU COLONIALISM!*Will quote the same again on July 4 with minor changes
**moonshine says he's too old, and his goat raping days are behind him
