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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1365 on: August 14, 2015, 03:06:29 am »
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The hour was just after dusk, and the personal guard of Old King James was just arriving at the battle encampment of Emperor Bryggan. Already two fierce battles had been won that day, by Viceroy Benjamin and by the new and steadfast Knight of the HCE Sir Bruttus. The morale of the men was already high when James spotted a startling sight in the sky.

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The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see. Recognizing the holy symbol of our lord chadz James clutched his chadzifix and prayed. Seeing this sign James and the HCE forces became galvanized by zealous faith. The men knew the battles of the day had already been won. chadz had determined the fate of the EU armies.


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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1366 on: August 14, 2015, 03:09:54 am »
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The hour was just after dusk, and the personal guard of Old King James was just arriving at the battle encampment of Emperor Bryggan. Already two fierce battles had been won that day, by Viceroy Benjamin and by the new and steadfast Knight of the HCE Sir Bruttus. The morale of the men was already high when James spotted a startling sight in the sky.

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The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see. Recognizing the holy symbol of our lord chadz James clutched his chadzifix and prayed. Seeing this sign James and the HCE forces became galvanized by zealous faith. The men knew the battles of the day had already been won. chadz had determined the fate of the EU armies.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1367 on: August 14, 2015, 03:11:01 am »
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a startling sight in the sky.


The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see.


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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1368 on: August 14, 2015, 07:58:06 am »
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NA be like

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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1369 on: August 14, 2015, 09:01:01 am »
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1370 on: August 14, 2015, 09:47:28 am »
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HCE = Mad
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1371 on: August 14, 2015, 11:15:43 am »
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HCE = Madly in love with America

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AMERICANS UNITE FOR LIBERTY!
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1372 on: August 14, 2015, 12:24:58 pm »
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The hour was just after dusk, and the personal guard of Old King James was just arriving at the battle encampment of Emperor Bryggan. Already two fierce battles had been won that day, by Viceroy Benjamin and by the new and steadfast Knight of the HCE Sir Bruttus. The morale of the men was already high when James spotted a startling sight in the sky.

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The light was nearly blinding, illuminating the countryside as far as the eye could see. Recognizing the holy symbol of our lord chadz James clutched his chadzifix and prayed. Seeing this sign James and the HCE forces became galvanized by zealous faith. The men knew the battles of the day had already been won. chadz had determined the fate of the EU armies.



Ofcourse, I have told to the Emperor Bryggan with these exact words.
"" Here we will stand and fight; there will be no further withdrawal. I will not listen to your plans and instructions dealing with further withdrawal, Those plans and instructions are to be burned, and at once. We will stand and fight here. If we can’t stay here alive, then let us stay here dead. And when mine turn comes, I will advance, I'm not intrested in holding mine positions, or I do not wanna hear a command from anny one, ‘ hold you're position.’ We are not holding a goddamned thing. Let the German Warmachine and his Allies do that. We are advancing constantly and I am not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. I am going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Mine basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether I have to go over, under, or through the enemy. Becouse this war, mine Emperor Bryggan, is one of life or death for the Holly chadzian Empire, for the peoples of NA. The issue is whether the peoples of NA shall remain free or fall into slavery . . . There must be no room in our ranks for whimperers and cowards, for panic-mongers and deserters. Your soldiers of the Holly chadzian Empire must know no fear in fight and must selflessly join the war of liberation against the European enslavers and His NA. allies”"



"" So, mine Emperor Bryggan, King Louie, Old kings of Acre and all the other Members, from the lowest to the highest rank of oure Glorieus Empire,  I ask this: "“Shall we allow our audacious enemies to violate with impunity the territory of the Empire? Will you permit the army to escape which has carried terror into your families? You will not. March, then, to meet him. Tear from his brows the laurels he has won. Teach the world that a malediction attends those that violate the territory of the Holly chadzian Empire. The result of our efforts will be unclouded glory, and a durable peace.”"



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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1373 on: August 14, 2015, 06:06:57 pm »
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1374 on: August 14, 2015, 07:34:49 pm »
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Yay! 100  pages of autism!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

idk, i think page 47 was on topic pretty well

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1375 on: August 14, 2015, 10:09:25 pm »
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Yes!!! Congrats everyone 100 pages of glorious shitposting.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1376 on: August 14, 2015, 10:49:53 pm »
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1377 on: August 14, 2015, 10:56:19 pm »
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"Y'all"
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1378 on: August 14, 2015, 11:36:58 pm »
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"Y'all"

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1379 on: August 14, 2015, 11:52:21 pm »
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I mean of all the rules to call someone out on in this thread you chose that one?

Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- complete sentences, proper grammar - as above, put some effort in it.
- stay on topic
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)
- same for youtube videos - unless you've done one yourself, it's most likely inappropiate.
- refrain from using "modern talk" - comparing a battle with the invasion of the iraq doesn't really help setting the mood
- think of it as people with messages that are getting sent to all of the lords.
- keep it in the timespan - so no talk about last strategus rounds, if possible
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