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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #465 on: July 07, 2015, 07:38:53 pm »
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Ev Stark ne böyle ?

I guess they don't have Televisions where you live, no matter. One day America will westernize your inferior and pathetic excuse for a wonderful country.
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On the grand scale of Dwarven global threat assessment, Acre is currently ranked pretty low. Just slightly below Yoshis and factions that no longer exist.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #466 on: July 07, 2015, 08:00:34 pm »
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House Stark were the glorious slayers of the AFK factions of NA. Together like 5 of us stole half the map from inactive players. Shit was pretty cash. Basically half the reason HCE had so many fiefs was because we took em all from AFK dudes.

House Stark were a bunch of pussies who refused to attack anything that looked even remotely active, Starks were pretty much Tala, and w.e. cutsi friends she had in Starks at the times. If everyone had known they would later join Acre and give them her easily-won fiefs, i doubt she would have had so many easy fights, basically noone bothered signing against her...cuz shes Tala. and everyone loves Tala.

The moment HCE ran out of afks to attack, was the moment they stopped attacking altogether...this wouldnt stop them from bitching at others who attacked afks, for by now they had grown into a DO-AS-I-SAY-NOT-AS-I-DO mega faction. no biggie, most small decent honorable factions, usually put their good qualities aside the day they turn into a empire, HCE is just another in a long line of hypocritical mega factions.

The current problems HCE is facing that other mega factions didnt have to deal with, was that other mega factions who have the same  hypocritical cuntish worldview was generally put aside and labeled "acceptable" by their enemies who remember all the hard fought battles it took to earn their factions. bunch of cunts they were ya, but they earned their fiefs and the loyalty of their mercs.

You have a empire ( HCE ) made out of AFKS' that turns into a AFK empire, who bitches at others for attacking afks, all the while bragging and beating their chest that their empire is made out of afks...then wonders why "traitors" fight against them.

its cuz we dont see it as an empire, we see this exactly how it is, and to be honest, im one of many out there, that feels Acre has been givin one chance to many, how many times must we wipe these evil creatures, only to allow them to resettle, reform their str...no BRYGGAN, YOU ARE THE TRAITOR!

Brygg, u once wrote that u allowed Acre to resettle in the dessert because if you didnt "James and his men would have quit the game" Brygg, you had this one chance to destroy evil for ever...but the hearts of weak men, are weak, and evil has been allowed to endure.

and will continue to endure, until the day comes, when we brave lads who fight for our homeland and will not bow to this "James" and his tyranny, wipe these evil trading afk bastards from the earth, once...and for all...



( lack of italics cuz im not RPING,,,that is the official TRUE fucking story of whats going down here )
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #467 on: July 07, 2015, 08:05:27 pm »
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pfff they all fucking die...and then...you find out, they all fucking dont, jon's alive, stannis alive, Sandor alive, Gregor alive..(kinda), fucking, Obryn alive ( okay, not him THAT NIGGA'S DEAD ) fucking Catelyn stark still alive, fucking Eddard ( in my memories..IT FUCKING COUNTS OKAY!!)

but the best...Aegon still alive,,,or is he? maybe he's not Aegon, maybe he's really Illyrios son, which would make him a blackfrye, Vary's nephew to be exact

( lol just a heads up to you show watchers that think you will be spoiling things for book readers...lol, the books may not be out, but we know whats gonna happen, there is nothing you lads will ever spoil for us, and we could spoil things for you...that would blow ur mind )
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 10:10:38 pm by karasu »
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #468 on: July 07, 2015, 08:06:10 pm »
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lol I know what house stark is in GoT but I did not know what it is in crpg. btw for all those who haven't allready seen the 5th season: I'm a huge cunt. There you go

And now you see why no one likes your fugly german ass.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 10:11:04 pm by karasu »

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #469 on: July 07, 2015, 08:11:14 pm »
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you are the germans. Don't forget that.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #470 on: July 07, 2015, 08:12:29 pm »
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you are the germans. Don't forget that.
no, you are actually german. Retard.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #471 on: July 07, 2015, 08:13:33 pm »
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you are the germans. Don't forget that.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #472 on: July 07, 2015, 08:24:31 pm »
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Nein, sind Sie tatsächlich Deutsch. Retard .

My poor german translating skills lead me to believe he is shit talking you blackbird.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #473 on: July 07, 2015, 08:34:02 pm »
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My poor german translating skills lead me to believe he is shit talking you blackbird.

Wow good job stealing the Yoshi's joke 10/10
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #474 on: July 07, 2015, 08:36:44 pm »
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Wow gute Arbeit stehlen die Yoshis Witz 10/10

It seems he disapproves of my attempts to translate.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #475 on: July 07, 2015, 08:40:40 pm »
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don't fuck with germans voncrow, they will come home to you and rape your mother and kill your father :o shh let's hide in bardaq till they calm down :o

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #476 on: July 07, 2015, 08:40:54 pm »
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Im tatsächlich verzögert und Liebe Hahn.
Oh Voncrow, i am ze better german translator here.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #477 on: July 07, 2015, 09:16:57 pm »
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Zumindest meine mutter sehen nicht wie ein schwein. That took all my remaining knowledge of german to muster sadly.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #478 on: July 07, 2015, 10:27:20 pm »
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Zumindest meine mutter sehen nicht wie ein schwein. That took all my remaining knowledge of german to muster sadly.

Hello m'Sir, I see you are a student of language too! I would take this moment to tip my fedora to you and your clear mastery of Google Translate.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #479 on: July 07, 2015, 10:52:33 pm »
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okay 230 replies to go. Than this thread has the most replies in the diplomatic forum. GO GO. I trust in you guys.