I AS AN INDEPENDENT FACTION I AM DECLARING WAR ON KESH AND HIS PUTIE SCUM VASSALS. FOR TOO LONG HAS HE AND HIS CONSPIRATORS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS WAR AGAINST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
JOIN ME, A MAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS THE PLACE WHERE THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION STARTED WE CAN REPEL THE EURO TRASH SCUM AND CRUSH THEM REVEALING THEM FOR THE TINY DICKED MEN THEY ARE.
WE ARE AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL, NOT AMERICA 'WELL, AT LEAST SHE HAS A NICE PERSONALITY'.
IF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED US TO CARE ABOUT THE REST OF THE WORLD, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE DECLARED THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM IT.