Black Bird's NA Invasion

[BlackxBird]

if you´re bored just read the last 78 sites again

[Schoi]

Is that a shot at my post?! I pour blood and sweat into that post!?! Lol. I suggest less typing and more biceps workouts. Alpha in Crpg but a beta IRL. oOooooo 

Jayjrod, put me against this lady in the tourney!

Lol ok, nice fatcep dude.

[Knitler]

It´s like waiting for the new series of GoT :3 nobody knows what will happen, and all the time someone dies and someone else appears old friends make war, ex-friends find back together. Old alliances disband and fight each other, new alliances will be built, people will be wiped off the map. I´m so fucking curious

The weird thing is, where do they get all the ppl from? Shouldnt they be dead by now?

[BlackPanda]

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[njames89]

This is what we are fighting for NA.

Moustaches, Motorcycles, and MURICA! Americans don't relent stop this blitzkrieg!

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[Behemoth_]

Gaycre Pt1

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Behemoth the bastard son of the great King James awoke in his shack outside the New Durquba, the door swung open and the smell of strong lubricant and alcohol swept through the courtyard. He limped his way to the guard tower to meet up with his fellow knights Rando and Tristan. He nearly broke his neck slipping on anal beads on his way up the tower. As he approached the top the high pitched throat clogged voice of Tristan rang out complaining about battle times and roster size and Rando cracking political jokes that nobody understands. He fetched himself a cup of coffee and headed for the throne room. While walking to the throne room he noticed 2 young squires Cassander and Red fooling around with the horses and lube, he heard a loud shriek and quickly shuffled into the throne room. The stench of vomit filled the room as the sound of gagging and coughing rang, James and Axemans's bodies where trying to regurgitate the large amounts of alcohol they had consumed the night before after receiving the letter that Europeans would be invading soon. Behemoth had heard the legends of the European warriors growing up; the stories of men single handedly jerking off entire herds of cattle in a single afternoon just sparked his imagination.

[BlackxBird]

Shut the fuck up blackbird
please shut the fuck up

actually I like his profile picture 

[njames89]

I did na zi that coming. 

[BlackxBird]

racist, ban him.

[Schoi]

racist, ban him.

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[Voncrow]

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So was the colonizing of america a mistake in his opinion?

[njames89]

So was the colonizing of america a mistake in his opinion?

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[Voncrow]

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Coming from the faction claiming colonization was a mistake.

[njames89]

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[Voncrow]

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Wow, what an intelligent response. This will make me think about what I say next time. Also I heard they are dethroning King James soon, getting the autistic off the throne and what not. Good move I think.