Its 5:50am I've been up for over a day and it's been a few months since my last rage post so here you boys go:
What the fuck NA? Fucking EU my old friends are attacking at 8-11AM on a fucking TUESDAY workday and you retards still sign up for them in the later sieges? You're going to be that big of massive fucking cucks? God damn I can already hear Voncrow with his autistic "REEEEEEEEE HCE IS SCUM ITS BETTER TO SUCKLE THE NUTS OF GAYLORD EU'S THEN HAVE THEM ON THE MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then the broken english from the rest of their supporters going "shut up acre scum" or whatever. At least back when we were shitposting it was mildly entertaining instead of "LMAO FUCK ACRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL" like wow thats never been said 100000x before.
Anyways I digressed there a bit, back to my original point: What the fuck are you guys doing? Do you honestly think that after durquba falls the EU's will be all "WOW NA my old friends are such cucks, might as well let these pussies who have to call in other continents to defeat their singular enemy we will let them keep their land" fuck no they're going to fuck your shit up and take all your fucking land. And guess who will be mercing for them when they've lost all their land to you guys being bundle of stickss? I sure as hell wont merc for you retards you deserve to lose your shit as well. So it will be EU and HCE(the faction you couldn't even beat 5v1) vs you... Yeah good luck you idiot. I mean i expect this level of retardation from the Beserks but Wardens and HoC? I guess sitting in your city/castle's not doing anything for MONTHS must have fucking made you stir crazy. Seriously you guys go "LOL HCE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING" but what has WOTN done? Literally nothing. They attacked Curaw and lost once. They attacked some unarmed HCE armies and fucked us over with night time settings. Wow good work you guys 10/10 some fucking solid shit going on there. HoC has done nothing besides like 2 battles at Reindi or whatever idk i couldn't make it and that one time they attacked Tornkik and also they attacked some villages.
Basically TL;DR everyone is retarded because they can't realize that EU has basically already won. HCE wont ever merc for you because you guys were too stupid to realize the threat and they want to fuck you over as well. You guys wont merc for HCE because you're terrified of losing your shitty castles and precious armies you spent months arming perfectly so you can jack off to the equipment on the website while it collects dust ingame.