Black Bird's NA Invasion

[Ufoinsky]

He should get Panda Express, shit is amazing.

Schoi the fat asian boi

[Ufoinsky]

The desert will be a anarchistic trading heaven for everyone who wants to get money. There won't be any restrictions about buying/selling S&D. The only rule will be: U have to be in New Libere Equites. ;) Than you can get troops, eq them with ur money and do as many fun battles u want Get full plates and pikes or lederhosen and flamberges xD Do whatever you want as long as it will be funny ;)

Edit: If you join us right now, u can take a village and manage it, so basically trade in the desert and every time u pass u can take the money out of it ;)

shut the fuck up black bird

[Relit]

(click to show/hide)

Inspire by Tristain post and events of 28/07/2015 Equites Siege on HCE New Durquba.
I don't read fiction and this is the first time I have ever done anything like this. Any excuse to skip leg day =)
PS: did this on my phone. Sorry for English, English is my first language.

He can see all his friends at the table. Jaren and Pulse sharing a ale singing songs while having their arms around each other swaying left to right. Ryan sharpening his sword, Bongloader in the corner smoking on his pipe. Latvian and Idzo laughing at everyone. Skinboat, Holiday and Calamari turn around and look at him. "Well are you going to join us?"

Then he hears a distinct but faint yell , "get up, get up". "I know that voice " he think to himself. is that Dynamics...

Overlooking New Durquba you can see the exotic sand that they are world renown for, but why is it red? Surely it had something to do with the countless of sieges it had endured. It would be almost beautiful if it wasn't tainted with thousands of fathers, brothers, and sons.

Deserter_Merrrica looks in awe of the unbeatable castle known as New Durquba. Some say it has the protection of a sorceress known as Elderly_ Women. "I don't even want to know what kind of wicked sacrifice she has done" he mutter to himself. He looks to his left and his right and sees some great among the ranks. So much lore and legend surrounds Deserter that it almost intimates him. "Is my long spear be able to do its part?"

He remember back when he was sold into slavery when TKoV had their civil war. Deserter_Merrrrica has been a casualty of war in the way of they needed money to fund their internal dispute. He was sold to the MERC faction and then passed on down to the DESERTERS after they were done abusing him. He was in a strange land that took him a long time to understand. That is when he first met Latvian. Deserter_Merrrrica was broken and any will he had left was long gone. Latvian build him back up slowly. Thought him the art of polearm and duel. Took about 6 months to finally pay off.

"Get ready!" Yells Blackbird. Deserter quickly snaps out of his daydream, Heart pounding, palms sweaty gripping his long spear. "Go!" Said Blackbird in a German accent.

"Shit what do I do?" He Hesitated for about 5 seconds then his instincts kicked in and he is in a dead Sprint to the gate, dodging left, right, left. He sees 2 other fighters going towards the gate, Noxious Inpector and Hetman. SWOOSH a bolt almost off his ear. It must of felt like an eternity on the way to the gate. He sees Noxious Inspector take a arrow in the eye and drop, he looks at Hetman the Grey and he has about 6 arrows in his chest when he finally went down. He notice he is the only one at the gate. Breathing heavily he is hiding in the side of the gate. " Ok, you made it. Get yourself together" he told himself. That is something he would do to gather composure during stressful situation. It had helped him during the UIF wars of Strat 4.

He is still the only one at the gate, it was a erry quiet at the gate, no one was shooting at him, nobody was at the gate then thats when he felt the cold breeze and sees King James (cue dreadful music) walks by the gate. He stops and looks through the gate like he knows someone was there. The air was unnaturally cold and musty. He seem like a giant among men in his plate armor. He gave Deserter_Merrrica the chills and was glad when he walked away but that's when it happened. 10 Cavs showed up led by the undead Anders. Legend says he can resurrect after death. He isn't particularly scary looking or even great or hell even a good fighter but you do have worry about a man that can come back a 100 times.

Deserter gets his long spear ready still noticing he is the only one there, gates open slowly, he rushes forward catching the first few by surprise. Immediately 3 cav and 1 soldier go down and then he gets overwhelm and trampled. He sees a fighter rushing him, gets up nudges, jumps and thrust. The man goes down. Sees a strange marking on his armor of a Panda crest. He now has back up with Voncrow being first in the fight. He was fearless, he weapon of giant magnitude.

That is when Arn, a captain of the EU army yells "everyone to the breech now!" Walls knock down already?" Deserter thought, and rushes to the crumbling wall. He stands next to the likes of Lumetta and Largos. "HOLD" yells Dutchy, not a leader as far as Deserter_Merrrrica is aware but his reputation presides him that he knows better than not to listen to him. He sees a wall of Godfrey shields and a pike with the tip so shinny that it almost blinding. "That's Relit" no one seems to care but Deserter_Merrrica knows better to ignore a legend from childhood lore that he grew up listening too.

Relit was last heard in the Strat 4 wars and have been thought of as retire since then. Deserter_ Merrrrica looked up to Relit like a kid looks up to their personal heroes, in awe. He has fought with Relit side by side during scrimmages here and there and Relit have even acknowledge Deserter_Merrrrica existence. Relit has personally thought a few lessons to Deserter _Merrrica and now he was here in the battlelines. What has this war come to? Brother verus brother, student versus teacher, kid versus hero...

And wham! Crash of swords and shield colliding. Sound like thunder and lighting all at once. Thrust, thrust, thrust. One by one people are going down then all of a sudden a giant emerged. It's Prince Nathan. He is built like a castle and swings as hard as a catapult but he is slow.  He swings and Deserter_Merrrrica blocks, he's hands vibrating as Nathan swing almost breaks through the Long Spear,  Prince Nathan swings again and this time Deserter_Merrrrica dodges and tries to push Prince Nathan back but he might of moved him a inch. The beast is filled with rage, a fury of left swings, as Deserter holds his block, ducks under , jumps, trust and gets the giant in the head. Prince Nathan goes down slowly on his knees with his helmet off. Deserter is about to trust into Nathan's heart when he gets cut into his left arm. Deserter looks around and nobody is by him, looks behind Godfrey shield wall and he sees a pike.....

Prince Nathan is dragged back behind Godfrey shield wall by Gyphter and Behemoth and that was when Relit came out. Everyone stared at at Deserter_Merrrrica and Relit. Deserter was bloody, exhausted gasping for air and dirt covering his armor. If Relit was tired, you couldn't tell looking at him. Armor and Pike clean as a princess but the pike was blood stained at the tip. "Deserter, you got this" he mutter to himself as he always does to give himself a boost. Both are waiting for the other to make the first move, its Deserter, fake thrust and trust, Relit blocks it with ease and pushes Deserter down. Deserter gets back up, fake thrust, ducks, jumps and trust. What just happen? "Relit is hit? someone says from the crowd. Blood drips from Relit's leg onto the exotic sand of New Durguba. "is he hurt?" Deserter ask himself. Relit takes up his stance, with his eyes just showing through the armor and now he is attacking, thrust, thrust, spin trust. Deserter is falling backwards trying to block and that is Tristian comes from behind and swings. Deserter blocks, nudges, Tristain goes down by a arrow that must of been a mile away, its was Druzhina Boss Eldar. Deserter_Merrrica turns around sees Relit charging, both jump, thrust and........................



Deserter_Merrrrrica hears faintly "Get up!, Get up!" by Dynamics

Excellent writing, I'm honored. Use the pike more, become my mini-me

[Noodlenrice]

shut the fuck up black bird

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

Ufoisnky, you are fucking retarded. End your life.

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

rekt #goteem

[Schoi]

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

Ufoisnky, you are fucking retarded. End your life.

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

rekt #goteem

Cyber bullying OP, pls nerf

[Ufoinsky]

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

Ufoisnky, you are fucking retarded. End your life.

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

rekt #goteem

you can bait deez nuts

[Ufoinsky]

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Declaration of War

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

to the Holy chadzian Empire

and all of their alliances

Reason for the war: EU is bugged and we are bored.

Everyone who will support the rosters of the HCE will get rekt on the map.

Everyone who is in our way without a faction of 4+ castles/Cities has to join us. Otherwise he will get rekt. (exeptions are possible

Everyone with armies close to the HCE teritorry without writing me  (Eques_Black_Bird) the reason of his presence will get rekt.

If you are trader and in the desert you should better GTFO or you will get rekt (But if you want to trade for us you are welcome. You can get troops and equipment.)

You wanna show those "holy" donkey lover that they are'nt good enough to compete on the strat map? Join New Libere Equites and march with us!

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

King James of ACRE will have some trouble coming to the battles cuz he is stuck in there

Our Equipment

(click to show/hide)

Armor:

(click to show/hide)

Weimar Helmet
Gothic Plate
Heavy Gauntlets
Cased Greaves
Gotland Helmet
Gotland Armor
Wisby Gauntlets
Plate Boots
Nordic Fighter Helmet
Mail Shirt with Fur
Mail Mittens
Norman Mail Chausses

Two handed:

(click to show/hide)

Flamberge
German Greatsword
Two Handed Warhammer
Great Maul
Morningstar
German Longsword
Celtic Axe
Nodachi

Polearm:

(click to show/hide)

German Poleaxe
Great Lance
Great Long Bardiche
Bec de Corbin
Heavy Lance
Awlpike
Long Maul
Pike
Long Spear
Swiss Halberd

Onehanded:

(click to show/hide)

Warhammer
Long Arming Sword
Steel Pick
Elite Scimitar
Flanged Mace
Long Espada Eslavona

Shields:

(click to show/hide)

Kite Shield
Heavy Heater Shield

Range:

(click to show/hide)

Throwing Lance
Heavy Crossbow
Arbalest
Long Bow
Horn Bow
Bodking Arrows
Tatar Arrows
Steel Bolts
Bolts

Horses:

(click to show/hide)

Rouncey
Destrier
Large Warhorse
Heraldic Barded Warhorse

Our Alliance:
The Kalmarunionen

Our EU Supporters:

Warriors of Tengri
Mercenaries
I cant list all of them

Our NA Supporters:
 Legionaries
Wardens of the North
Hounds of Chulainn

Extra roster support:
Grey Order
Polanie

I hope I can talk with you about the conditions of this war.

With a blood lustfull sword and a new plate armor we gonna come to bring fire and blood to those who deserve it.
Valar Morghulis

Shut the fuck up blackbird
please shut the fuck up

[Mr.K.]

Who is this retard and why isn't he muted yet?

[Schoi]

Who is this retard and why isn't he muted yet?

I'd rather read his lame jokes than two paragraphs about night time settings and shitty roleplay.

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

I'd rather read his lame jokes than two paragraphs about night time settings and shitty roleplay.

Jokes imply humor. Everyone contributes to making this thread shitty though <3 <3 <3

[Dutchydave]

Who is this retard and why isn't he muted yet?

 LOL he is actually the only person who has a perm bann on LL ts ;)

His bann was based on his "kick a player why they are down attitude" Lol not that it worried me I just have no respect for that sort of shit

[BlackxBird]

okay. I apologize for being the reason why NA strat just started.

This is turning in a fucking great ... erm, no idea what I should call it, but it will be fucking interresting to see what happens when little factions actually have the chance to do stuff without being wiped off imo MOAR FORUM DRAMA AND MOAR BATTLES. WOOOH.

It´s like waiting for the new series of GoT :3 nobody knows what will happen, and all the time someone dies and someone else appears old friends make war, ex-friends find back together. Old alliances disband and fight each other, new alliances will be built, people will be wiped off the map. I´m so fucking curious

[xxkaliboyx]

I'd rather read his lame jokes than two paragraphs about night time settings and shitty roleplay.

Is that a shot at my post?! I pour blood and sweat into that post!?! Lol. I suggest less typing and more biceps workouts. Alpha in Crpg but a beta IRL. oOooooo 

Jayjrod, put me against this lady in the tourney!

[BlackPanda]

Is that a shot at my post?! I pour blood and sweat into that post!?! Lol. I suggest less typing and more biceps workouts. Alpha in Crpg but a beta IRL. oOooooo 

Jayjrod, put me against this lady in the tourney!

I would love to see you fight and lose to schoi.

[cup457]

Why is there nothing interesting to read here