Black Bird's NA Invasion

[BUS_STOP_14]

Its 5:50am I've been up for over a day and it's been a few months since my last rage post so here you boys go:


What the fuck NA? Fucking EU my old friends are attacking at 8-11AM on a fucking TUESDAY workday and you retards still sign up for them in the later sieges? You're going to be that big of massive fucking cucks? God damn I can already hear Voncrow with his autistic "REEEEEEEEE HCE IS SCUM ITS BETTER TO SUCKLE THE NUTS OF GAYLORD EU'S THEN HAVE THEM ON THE MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then the broken english from the rest of their supporters going "shut up acre scum" or whatever. At least back when we were shitposting it was mildly entertaining instead of "LMAO FUCK ACRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL" like wow thats never been said 100000x before.

Anyways I digressed there a bit, back to my original point: What the fuck are you guys doing? Do you honestly think that after durquba falls the EU's will be all "WOW NA my old friends are such cucks, might as well let these pussies who have to call in other continents to defeat their singular enemy we will let them keep their land" fuck no they're going to fuck your shit up and take all your fucking land. And guess who will be mercing for them when they've lost all their land to you guys being bundle of stickss? I sure as hell wont merc for you retards you deserve to lose your shit as well. So it will be EU and HCE(the faction you couldn't even beat 5v1) vs you... Yeah good luck you idiot. I mean i expect this level of retardation from the Beserks but Wardens and HoC? I guess sitting in your city/castle's not doing anything for MONTHS must have fucking made you stir crazy. Seriously you guys go "LOL HCE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING" but what has WOTN done? Literally nothing. They attacked Curaw and lost once. They attacked some unarmed HCE armies and fucked us over with night time settings. Wow good work you guys 10/10 some fucking solid shit going on there. HoC has done nothing besides like 2 battles at Reindi or whatever idk i couldn't make it and that one time they attacked Tornkik and also they attacked some villages.

Basically TL;DR everyone is retarded because they can't realize that EU has basically already won. HCE wont ever merc for you because you guys were too stupid to realize the threat and they want to fuck you over as well. You guys wont merc for HCE because you're terrified of losing your shitty castles and precious armies you spent months arming perfectly so you can jack off to the equipment on the website while it collects dust ingame.

*Stands up and claps*

[Tristan_of_Erzoth]

Pffff, any NA honestly think HCE would have merced for them if situations were reversed?


And people can see your nighttimes before they attack you, if your night time is set so that they can only attack you at a shit time for them or a shit time for you, the choice is obvious, any NA strategus player would make the same choice if presented with those options. Or you just expect them to go 'hmmm, night time over the only time our peak hours overlap? Guess i'll just ignore this fief then'?

8 am has never and will never be peak hours for NA lmao but sure whatever you think. And as a former HCE member yes I would've have merced for HoC and WOTN as they both know from the like 10,000 messages I sent to them trying to get them to accept peace with us and fight with us.

[Lt_Anders]

Pffff, any NA honestly think HCE would have merced for them if situations were reversed?


And people can see your nighttimes before they attack you, if your night time is set so that they can only attack you at a shit time for them or a shit time for you, the choice is obvious, any NA strategus player would make the same choice if presented with those options. Or you just expect them to go 'hmmm, night time over the only time our peak hours overlap? Guess i'll just ignore this fief then'?

In NA, We'd attack at 9PM or later so every NA player can join the fun. EU's can't hang with that time, then they need to fuck off.

Oh, and a FYI, Dutchy basically did/does this. So, no one attacks him during weekdays, but he modifies it for Weekends(sometimes he forgets), so that everyone can get good battles(himself included). We can do agreements on things like this during weekends, but apparently, EU cunts don't have a balls for this. It's "their way or the highway."

[Ufoinsky]

It is just geam why u heff t2 be mad?

[Ufoinsky]

Also if you EU shitlords fucking start a fight make sure you have some people show up to end it. Otherwise i have no problem with free gear

[ARN_]

In NA, We'd attack at 9PM or later so every NA player can join the fun. EU's can't hang with that time, then they need to fuck off.

Oh, and a FYI, Dutchy basically did/does this. So, no one attacks him during weekdays, but he modifies it for Weekends(sometimes he forgets), so that everyone can get good battles(himself included). We can do agreements on things like this during weekends, but apparently, EU cunts don't have a balls for this. It's "their way or the highway."

You want shit time or acceptable decent time? You can choose one option and if you don't like you can just fuck off or attack us so you can decide the time

[Ufoinsky]

You want shit time or acceptable decent time? You can choose one option and if you don't like you can just fuck off or attack us so you can decide the time

MEY WHEY OER TEH HIGEH WHEY!!!!!!

[ARN_]

MEY WHEY OER TEH HIGEH WHEY!!!!!!

Sorry I don't speak murican

[Ufoinsky]

Sorry I don't speak murican

Good thing im Swedish 

[BlackxBird]

I asked like 5 times to change it only to the time for Durquba.

And well I don´t want to fight at 3 AM every night, so I told them to attack at 19:00. lol

[Ufoinsky]

I asked like 5 times to change it only to the time for Durquba.

And well I don´t want to fight at 3 AM every night, so I told them to attack at 19:00. lol

People are dont listen neither do u get rekt

[Schoi]

People are dont listen neither do u get rekt

Shit, your English is almost as bad as Black Bird's.

[BlackxBird]

pff, tryharder

[ARN_]

Good thing im Swedish 

Prove!

[Ufoinsky]

Prove!

you want me to prove some thing on the internet? you sir are living in your own fucking world