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THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« on: November 19, 2013, 07:04:41 pm »
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ALL PEOPLE OF EUROPEAN DESCENT, I BID YOU TO LISTEN TO MY FOLLOWING WORDS.

WE TRADITIONALLY LOVE TO FIGHT. WE LOVE THE STING OF BATTLE. WHEN WE WERE KIDS, WE ALL ADMIRED THE FASTEST RUNNER, THE TOUGHEST BOXERS, THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAMS.

EUROPEANS AND AMERICANS LOVE A WINNER, AND WILL NOT TOLERATE A LOSER. WE PLAY TO WIN ALL THE TIME. THAT'S WHY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE NEVER LOST, AND WILL NEVER LOSE A WAR. BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF LOSING IS HATEFUL TO US.

WE ARE GOING TO MURDER THOSE LOUSY ASIATIC, MONGOLOID SCUM BY SWATHS. WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN. WE WILL ALL DO OUR DUTY IN STOPPING THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE REDS.

WE WILL STAB THEM IN THE BELLY WITH OUR OVERLY BUFFED 1H STABS.

WE WILL SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD WITH OUR UNREALISTIC ARBALESTS.

WE WILL BUMP THEM WITH OUR PLATED CHARGERS.

WE SHALL SLAUGHTER THEM AND BURN THEIR BODIES IN SUPERIOR EUROPEAN ALCOHOL (HERZLICHEN DANK DEUTSCHLAND!) .

I WOULD BE PROUD TO LEAD YOU MEN INTO BATTLE ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

THE TOP PERFORMING NORTH AMERICAN MERCENARIES FOR TOP KILLS AND TOP SCORE WILL BE PAID 25K EACH.

THE TOP PERFORMING EUROPEAN MERCENARIES FOR TOP KILLS AND TOP SCORE WILL BE PAID 25K EACH.

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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 07:17:07 pm »
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BETTER DEAD THAN RED
CUP CLAN BEST CLAN
Okay, I need your protection, your love. :P

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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 07:27:16 pm »
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Better Red than Dead
'The only people who might be put off M:BG by the current state of cRPG would be cRPG players, and we don't want that kind of scum in M:BG anyway.' - Heskey

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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 10:14:59 pm »
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Better well- READ  than dead
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 10:47:59 pm »
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 11:06:05 pm »
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 11:26:54 pm »
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dont warn for that! somebody give tutoo a medal!
For all the non-believers, look no further than this thread for proof that while strat battles are won/lost in NA3/EU3, strat wars are won and lost on the forums.
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2013, 11:51:21 pm »
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How the Hell do you NOT post the most legit Anti-Red video ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TGPhVC0AE
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2013, 03:35:54 am »
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Dont make us go Rocky IV on you're asses Drago Droozeenahhhh
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2013, 07:14:49 pm »
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Sup. I want to help. What is TS name? :)
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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2013, 10:13:07 pm »
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Thanks to all the NA and EU players who showed up to help us hold our own in Bariyye. I appreciate it.

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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2013, 10:37:03 pm »
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killing communists its my dream!


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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2013, 11:16:50 pm »
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you cant defeat the soviets

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Re: THE RED SCUM STRIKES FIRST
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2013, 11:48:02 pm »
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