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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #990 on: July 27, 2015, 05:22:25 am »
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I could really imagine u being that guy on the picutre!

James in rl be like:

Mother: "what ya doing with that gun?"

James: "Murica"

Mother: "You´re canadian, fucker. Go eat pancakes and throw away that weapon."
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Canada and America go hand-in-hand with kicking some EU ass.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #991 on: July 27, 2015, 05:25:31 am »
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I quit cRPG for 6 months and lost 20 pounds but now all this shitposting and drama is getting me addicted again.

time to get fatter than a texan over summer.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #992 on: July 27, 2015, 06:17:57 am »
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I only come back here for Schoi's shitposting tbh

Schoi's "shitposting" isn't even shitposting. It is literally just posts that are shit.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #993 on: July 27, 2015, 06:20:00 am »
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Schoi's "shitposting" isn't even shitposting. It is literally just posts that are shit.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #994 on: July 27, 2015, 06:39:37 am »
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Schoi's "shitposting" isn't even shitposting. It is literally just posts that are shit.

My sense of humor is clearly different than yours. You don't have to keep telling everyone that.

Here's a shitty post.

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Well fact is, NA players are mostly casual normies not knowing mechanics & who would have no chance against competitive EU players on the same ping.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #995 on: July 27, 2015, 06:48:41 am »
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Schoi inspires me to be a better shit poster tbh. He drops some quality dank shit.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #996 on: July 27, 2015, 06:58:56 pm »
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Where is daruvian the shit talker that his community needs?

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #997 on: July 28, 2015, 12:59:21 am »
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Where is daruvian the shit talker that his community needs?

Daruvian die in a chesseburger Orgie! rip daruvian Goblin King.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #998 on: July 28, 2015, 01:34:21 am »
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Daruvian die in a chesseburger Orgie! rip daruvian Goblin King.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #999 on: July 28, 2015, 03:15:14 am »
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1000 on: July 28, 2015, 03:46:36 am »
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As James walked to the Oasis sky was clear and the temperature cool, a nice reprieve from the heats during the days battle. Thinking of the ferocious combat he had recently seen and knew would in the coming day, he set his sword in the sand and prayed.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1001 on: July 28, 2015, 06:25:17 am »
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A bunch of attacks on a Tuesday in the middle of the day, this is why EU should go home. Can't make any of them.

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1002 on: July 28, 2015, 07:35:06 am »
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tell cassander to change his night time and those battles will be playable for both :) As I told u guys, it´s his decission ;)

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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1003 on: July 28, 2015, 03:06:06 pm »
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Its 5:50am I've been up for over a day and it's been a few months since my last rage post so here you boys go:


What the fuck NA? Fucking EU my old friends are attacking at 8-11AM on a fucking TUESDAY workday and you retards still sign up for them in the later sieges? You're going to be that big of massive fucking cucks? God damn I can already hear Voncrow with his autistic "REEEEEEEEE HCE IS SCUM ITS BETTER TO SUCKLE THE NUTS OF GAYLORD EU'S THEN HAVE THEM ON THE MAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then the broken english from the rest of their supporters going "shut up acre scum" or whatever. At least back when we were shitposting it was mildly entertaining instead of "LMAO FUCK ACRE LOLOLOLOLOLOL" like wow thats never been said 100000x before.

Anyways I digressed there a bit, back to my original point: What the fuck are you guys doing? Do you honestly think that after durquba falls the EU's will be all "WOW NA my old friends are such cucks, might as well let these pussies who have to call in other continents to defeat their singular enemy we will let them keep their land" fuck no they're going to fuck your shit up and take all your fucking land. And guess who will be mercing for them when they've lost all their land to you guys being bundle of stickss? I sure as hell wont merc for you retards you deserve to lose your shit as well. So it will be EU and HCE(the faction you couldn't even beat 5v1) vs you... Yeah good luck you idiot. I mean i expect this level of retardation from the Beserks but Wardens and HoC? I guess sitting in your city/castle's not doing anything for MONTHS must have fucking made you stir crazy. Seriously you guys go "LOL HCE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING" but what has WOTN done? Literally nothing. They attacked Curaw and lost once. They attacked some unarmed HCE armies and fucked us over with night time settings. Wow good work you guys 10/10 some fucking solid shit going on there. HoC has done nothing besides like 2 battles at Reindi or whatever idk i couldn't make it and that one time they attacked Tornkik and also they attacked some villages.

Basically TL;DR everyone is retarded because they can't realize that EU has basically already won. HCE wont ever merc for you because you guys were too stupid to realize the threat and they want to fuck you over as well. You guys wont merc for HCE because you're terrified of losing your shitty castles and precious armies you spent months arming perfectly so you can jack off to the equipment on the website while it collects dust ingame.
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Re: EU Invasion #2015
« Reply #1004 on: July 28, 2015, 03:16:32 pm »
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generic tristan rage post, only just a 9/11
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