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We send out this call to arms to all free people not currently under the yoke of theImperialist'sFCC. Stand with us! Stand forStates RightsXP! Hospitaller, LL, Occitan, Chevaliers, and GOBBLIN's! We will march with any or all of you, let us set aside our past differences and unite forFreedomless strat boredom!
BLAH BLAH BLAH a clan full of people who are cool BLAH BLAH BLAH
First, I must say, +1 just for music and XP.
Though, if I'm being honest, I personally am sad to see things go this way. As much as people love to hop on board the hate-train for FCC just because they're an easy target, I've come to really like a lot of their members. And I had some good times fighting in their battles where I always knew I had a spot if I wanted one.
I'm especially sad because my internet conscious has gotten the best of me, mostly due to Kesh being such a nice guy in TS. (damn you for that Kesh) I legitimately feel bad about this whole ordeal.
Whatever happens lads, lets enjoy this XP. And try not to take anything too personally.*(click to show/hide)
*The views expressed in this post are purely my own opinion and feeling alone, they do not reflect the opinions or stances of Dracul, Frisia, Ravens, or the CC.
How to strategus: Raven style
1. Build a clan based on honour.
2. Tell people you are friends with them.
3. Wait till those people are busy fighting a war somewhere.
4. Blindside them and pretend they are evil.
5. Continue pretending to have honour.
6. Profit?
You guys are the most dishonest and dishonourable faction I have ever had the displeasure to try and talk with in strat.
We came to your aid unasked when you were in danger and asked nothing in return. We provided a castle to the Frisians out of goodwill. You guys later attacked us when we were fighting CHAOS. We withstood your attack and tried our best to resume good relations. Frisia continued to fight us, we withstood the Frisia/LCO offensive and began to take back our lands when Frisia joined with Dracul and Ravens as the CC and unilaterally declared peace with us while also threatening war with us if we tried to take back any of our three lost fiefs (which were guarded by a combined total of 1200 troops). Rather than warring you over this like you wanted we tried to work it out because we believed you to be friends. It seemed like we had it sorted out when you broke off negotiations and decided instead to keep everything. We put up with that too and continued to do our best to improve relations as we have done for the entirety of strat 4. We have been doing our best to improve relations with you for over a year now but you want XP and rather than having the honesty to just declare war on us you instead dicked us around and repeatedly lied to and insulted us in the hopes that we would declare war on you instead. Finally you gave up on that and instead come up with some bullshit and attack us. So I say again, you have no honour and you do not even know the meaning of the word. It is impossible for your leadership to deal honestly with people.
The most ridiculous thing though is that a clan full of people who are cool as individuals would choose to run a coaltion in such a disgusting fashion.
Matey can post half truths and outright lies all he wants, rev up those propaganda posts all you want. We are fighting this war for fun and because our members wanted to, some more than others true but here we are.
Oh that is funny. I could have sworn you declared war on us for "border disputes" "diplomatic insults" and because we are "evil tyrants" and so on. If you were just fighting us for fun then maybe you could have said that some time in the last couple of weeks instead of feeding me bullshit whenever I asked if the many many rumours about you planning to attack us were true. Would it have been so damn hard to just say "yeah man, I know we are friends but we are bored and want XP so we decided to fight you guys" I wouldn't have been thrilled but it would have been the honourable thing to do.
You can say i spout lies and half-truths but I've always been open and honest with you; I just wish you had the courtesy to do the same.
Because I can read the minds of Turboflex, Sandersson, and Artyem, you know the people who voted for the war unanimously. I did not decide this. I had/have no vote on the council, its was not my job to go around speculating anything to anybody about what those three were doing.
Shit, I thought I was going to read this thread but I turned on that traitor Anthem YouTube link and I'm having far to much bopping back and forth to the joyous music to give a shit about the nerd talk in the thread.
It's truly fantastic.
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p.s we're at war with you because fuck you
p.s we're at war with you because fuck you
I have posted it before whenever someone gets a stiffy about wanting to invade.
Welcome to the jungle baby... your gonna die
I find it very funny that your declaration of war is followed by begging the entire rest of the map to please join you. You should have added a pretty please
Its really telling that the minute we go to war with FCC, Kesh begins the rounds on TS' trying to break apart our alliance by trying to talk Dracul into not participating in the war. Nice Kesh, really classy move there. That sort of shady business is going to go over real well with the Dracul members (and Raven guys, the Frisians already dislike yall enough).
I have absolutely nothing to do with this war and have nothing against either side, but I just thought someone should point out how absurd this part that I quoted/underlined is. How is it a shady/dick move to tell someone that you do not want to go to war with them?
Why? Because we went into talks with Matey/Murder/some other FCC into breaking off his FCC from warring with us?(Sarcasm)
Because that's the situation here, your analogy sucks.
Pizza Guy sat on the porch of his home and stared into his ill-tended grass. He reached into his satchel and whistled. A small bird descended into the weeds that had begun sprouting through the cracks in the porch. He then pulled out several objects, violently grabbed the retarded bird and tied the objects around it, then threw the bird as hard as he could all the way to FCC territory. Hoping to end some of the unnecessary hostilities that erupted from the declaration. Their anger was somewhat strange, yet unacceptable. Period.(click to show/hide)
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We been bros with Dracul since Strat 1 I think... and we were bros with NH since they formed. So saying you've been bros with each other longer than you've been bros with us might not be accurate though you've been closer bros in strat 4 at the least cause you bros didn't really want to be close bros with us in strat 4.
anyways bro. How the war will play it no one knows yet, its off a dramatic (zing) start but thats cause of the way you guys chose to start it!
also, Fuck the south. If you hicks knew how to build things I would come burn your white house down. You also better leave a lot of your troops home or your workforce will rise up and kill you guys cause you pay shitty wages.
As a member of the Free traitord Cavalieres of Frisia, this thread makes me feel very conflicted.Just go raid some caravans and you'll be fine.
Excellent more battles, more fun organized fights, more EX PEE FOR ALL!
*checks c-rpg battle page* ... no battles tonight
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Can't we all just fucking stop killing eachother for a good month, farm some damn troops, and invade EU using Fisdnar as our foothold? We all know that North America is superior to these fief camping shits, and I think we stop talking about it and just fucking do it. We already have tons of large groups (FCC, CC, Chaos, SS, Occitan, Astralis, TKoV, Hospitallers, LL) If we stop shit-talking eachother, use the GOBBLIN momentum and rush these EU nerds, it will be a ton more fun.
There's a lot of butthurt and responding butthurt in this thread already, but I never learned to leave well enough alone, so I'll stick my oar in.
First off, if the declaration of war starting the thread had been "we want XP, fuck you", it would have been an honest statement, and a lot of these problems would have been avoided.
Instead, we get "Casus belli: Diplomatic insult, Border frictions, and Violated Sphere of Influence."
Since you said that, we're entitled to an explanation. Please, enumerate those insults, frictions, and violations. There has been no interference by any FCC member with any CC troops, traders, or fiefs, including the villages you hold deep inside the FCC's own sphere of influence, and have enjoyed peaceful possession of since the end of the last war.
Then there's your "War goal": "End of FCC Hegemony over much of the map." I'll post an image later, but for now, anyone can take a look at the map and count the number of fiefs FCC and your Confederacy have. Take one of ours and you'll have a larger (and far more solid) hegemony than we possess.
It only adds insult to injury when you act surprised and offended that FCC members object to you trying to reform the anti-FCC carebear alliance (Occitan/Hospitallers/LL/Frisians) that just broke up a few weeks ago, only this time with Ravens, Dracul, and TKoV added into the mix. You even try to suborn the GOBBLINS into the exact kind of Mega-bloc war they started their faction to avoid. I find this disappointing.(click to show/hide)
Some of us don't like being fed bullshit. If you're attacking, attack, but don't come up with fake justifications for your aggression and try to play the injured party. It leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth (including, I hope, your own).
Ya see dude, the thing is, they don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks about it.
Then why make the excuses in the first post?InquiringAutistic minds want to know.
Because it's a war game and it's better "ARE PEE" to actually have a reason for going to war with someone than just saying "fuck you, XP TIME!"
They'd never win anyways, even if they said it was just for fun you'd still have FCC and FCC apologists coming in here complaining about something.
There's a lot of butthurt and responding butthurt in this thread already, but I never learned to leave well enough alone, so I'll stick my oar in.
First off, if the declaration of war starting the thread had been "we want XP, fuck you", it would have been an honest statement, and a lot of these problems would have been avoided.
Instead, we get "Casus belli: Diplomatic insult, Border frictions, and Violated Sphere of Influence."
Since you said that, we're entitled to an explanation. Please, enumerate those insults, frictions, and violations. There has been no interference by any FCC member with any CC troops, traders, or fiefs, including the villages you hold deep inside the FCC's own sphere of influence, and have enjoyed peaceful possession of since the end of the last war.
Then there's your "War goal": "End of FCC Hegemony over much of the map." I'll post an image later, but for now, anyone can take a look at the map and count the number of fiefs FCC and your Confederacy have. Take one of ours and you'll have a larger (and far more solid) hegemony than we possess.
It only adds insult to injury when you act surprised and offended that FCC members object to you trying to reform the anti-FCC carebear alliance (Occitan/Hospitallers/LL/Frisians) that just broke up a few weeks ago, only this time with Ravens, Dracul, and TKoV added into the mix. You even try to suborn the GOBBLINS into the exact kind of Mega-bloc war they started their faction to avoid. I find this disappointing.(click to show/hide)
Some of us don't like being fed bullshit. If you're attacking, attack, but don't come up with fake justifications for your aggression and try to play the injured party. It leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth (including, I hope, your own).
There's a lot of butthurt and responding butthurt in this thread already, but I never learned to leave well enough alone, so I'll stick my oar in.
First off, if the declaration of war starting the thread had been "we want XP, fuck you", it would have been an honest statement, and a lot of these problems would have been avoided.
Instead, we get "Casus belli: Diplomatic insult, Border frictions, and Violated Sphere of Influence."
Since you said that, we're entitled to an explanation. Please, enumerate those insults, frictions, and violations. There has been no interference by any FCC member with any CC troops, traders, or fiefs, including the villages you hold deep inside the FCC's own sphere of influence, and have enjoyed peaceful possession of since the end of the last war.
Then there's your "War goal": "End of FCC Hegemony over much of the map." I'll post an image later, but for now, anyone can take a look at the map and count the number of fiefs FCC and your Confederacy have. Take one of ours and you'll have a larger (and far more solid) hegemony than we possess.
It only adds insult to injury when you act surprised and offended that FCC members object to you trying to reform the anti-FCC carebear alliance (Occitan/Hospitallers/LL/Frisians) that just broke up a few weeks ago, only this time with Ravens, Dracul, and TKoV added into the mix. You even try to suborn the GOBBLINS into the exact kind of Mega-bloc war they started their faction to avoid. I find this disappointing.(click to show/hide)
Some of us don't like being fed bullshit. If you're attacking, attack, but don't come up with fake justifications for your aggression and try to play the injured party. It leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth (including, I hope, your own).
It only adds insult to injury when you act surprised and offended that FCC members object to you trying to reform the anti-FCC carebear alliance (Occitan/Hospitallers/LL/Frisians) that just broke up a few weeks ago, only this time with Ravens, Dracul, and TKoV added into the mix. You even try to suborn the GOBBLINS into the exact kind of Mega-bloc war they started their faction to avoid. I find this disappointing.
..., if indeed this war is only for XP, claiming that FCC has committed 'atrocities', listing Cassius Belle of violations and the like, and naming a goal of essentially wiping FCC off the map, or at least greatly reducing their size while the CC grows, looks much like an insult and adds much hostility that would not exist if war was simply declared for an XP war.
The Confederacy rises up in opposition to the tyranny of TheYankeesFree Companies of Calradia andPresident LincolnKesh. We can no longer stand by and watch the Northerner's relentless attacks upon our neighbors homes. Refugees flee over into our borders and tell us of theatrocitiesXP filled battles committed under the FCC banner.
We have been nothing but friendly yet you continue to spit in our faces. You know the truth of those words. You profess on many occasions to depise big block wars yet you propose to form the largest one of na strat history.
You want war. We shall give it to you. We have been at war since strat started and we have only gotten stronger. Welcome to the party the Terrortops looks forward to eating some crows.
Oh look, a diplomacy post. *clicks thread* Yep just what I thought, FCC in full propaganda mode.
I wonder if it actually works, does that get people who were on the fence, over to their side, does it push those people away? Am I naive to think anyone is "on the fence" in this game? Or is more like the Republican strategy in politics, just get your side so riled up they show up en masse to support you come election day?
Let me go ahead and spell out everything you want answered real quick. It is not going to resolve anything and your going to get upset and ask more questions and take umbrage some more. But since you asked so nicely I will do that for you.
Diplomatic Insult: Matey said that "Raven is in eternal war with HoC" - This is a lie and hurt our relations with HoC. It is the very definition of a diplomatic insult. Border Frictions: We have 3 villages FCC claims and that we also claim, again this is literally the definition of a border friction. Violated Sphere of influence: FCC is attacking our neighbors and yet again the definition of violating our sphere. Did you even attempt to understand what these three casus belli's even were before bringing them up?
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Considering your public battle message was talking about how you don't recognize the current leadership of HoC and will never allow HoC and Bonesaw to ever accomplish anything in strat an you are doing everything you can (outside of directly attacking HoC) to hurt them and prevent them from having any success because of Bonesaw's actions... is it any surprise that people could interpret that as a declaration of eternal war? It wasn't my place to say it I guess but using that against us as an excuse for war is pathetic. A much better example of a diplomatic insult was when you guys unilaterally declared peace between us and Frisia just as we were launching armies to take back our villages then threatening us with war if we tried to take back those villages.
Eh fuck it I don't need to rehash it all again so I'll just stop there. The more you spew stupid justifications the more you look like an ass. You wanted XP, you wanted war and you wanted to fight someone nearby who was distracted with other matters. We fit the bill and now we are war. Simple enough, drop the shit and just fight us.
p.s. I'm a Canadian so throwing civil war reference stuff at me is not going to have any positive effects. Alls I know bout dat war is a bunch of really dumb slaving muricans fought a bunch of really dumb not as slaving muricans and lost.
...Does nobody actually read posts around here or what?
p.s we're at war with you because fuck you
It is helpful to have those points expounded on, since I was trying to understand, and drawing blanks. I understand the Diplomatic Insult now. I do still have questions, but I will do my best to refrain from upset and umbrage:
The village claims and sphere of influence questions are still slightly confusing for me, since it appeared that the FCC accepted your conquests by declining to further contest the villages owned by the Central Confederacy. If re-taking the villages other factions (which you stress are not in an alliance with you) seized in the last war is a violation of your sphere of influence, I would guess we're looking at irreconcilable differences. Again, do let me know if I'm misunderstanding.(click to show/hide)
Oh look, a diplomacy post. *clicks thread* Yep just what I thought, FCC in full propaganda mode.
I wonder if it actually works, does that get people who were on the fence, over to their side, does it push those people away?
Village claims: We tried negotiating over the villages Matey and I went back and forth for about a week. Talks stalled so we (the Confederacy), called them off as they were accomplishing nothing but headaches on our end. The matter was never fully resolved, both sides still fully claimed both and we have not heard anything about FCC giving up the claims since then.
Sphere of influence: FCC is not just attacking villages held by others in FCC's claimed lands. Yall are fighting in the steppe around Ichamur... The LL/Hospitaller area. Which is right next to the Raven section of the Confederacy.
The more and more Relit says, the more people realize that
No one fucking cares what he has to say, and that he's a fucking god awful diplomat...
Actually we offered to give up claims on sumbuja and Ayyike but you didn't bother responding. And this might be shocking news to you, but we have been fighting in the steppes off and on for almost a year now.
Go take a lesson from Bonesaw and know when to put the muzzle on yourself. You are not helping your faction. Contact Redgar. Seriously.
And this changes the violated sphere of influence how? You did it... repeatedly... that makes the entire casus belli legitimate.
oh yeah! well I declare war on your favourite song. My casus belli is: You attacked the moon, you shot ghandi, you called me names when I was 4 years old and your name is Relit.
Your name is Relit... Therefore my entire casus belli is legitimate!
The more and more Relit says, the more people realize that
No one fucking cares what he has to say, and that he's a fucking god awful diplomat. He should have literally said,
And never returned to the thread what so ever.
I can't wait to see FCC wreck shit again.
I thought that had summed it up nicely...(click to show/hide)
Considering your public battle message was talking about how you don't recognize the current leadership of HoC and will never allow HoC and Bonesaw to ever accomplish anything in strat an you are doing everything you can (outside of directly attacking HoC) to hurt them and prevent them from having any success because of Bonesaw's actions... is it any surprise that people could interpret that as a declaration of eternal war?
Go take a lesson from Bonesaw and know when to put the muzzle on yourself. You are not helping your faction. Contact Redgar. Seriously.
I will never understand how HoC works, you want peace and neutrality one day yet the next you're trying to instigate the exact war you were just avoiding.
HoC best diplomats 2013
I can't believe people take the time to write this shit, and then no battles happen. I only post during work when I'm on the shitter.
Where do the Free Peasants stand on this? Where indeeeeeed.....
Warborn getting heated LOL
Last time Frisia attacked FCC they gave up all of their villages and retreated into their castles. If this constitutes getting fucked/wrecked, Sir Warborn, I shall no longer besmirch your opinions.
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Warborn.. seriously just umm.. just please calm down.. I'll get you some ummm.. cookie dough or something if you just calm the FUCK DOWN YOU INBRED PIG.
ALL OF RAVEN is fucking incompetent retarded window lickers who have to have help getting wheeled off the short bus by their care takers.
a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:
yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles (behind raven, as long as turbo isn't leading while drunk then he is just impossible to understand). nothing is better than having a guy (kesh) come on to your TS and plead you to help aid him in his quest for the grail (poontang of calradia). we respect yall and are extremely confuzziled why yall are getting so antsy about relit being essentially the anti-christ when really he is just the retarded guy from east bound and down and turboflex is kenny powers. can't yall just get in the fightin' mood and start gettin' excited for some good ole battles?
ps. imma t-bag the fk out of chesty every battle. SS to follow.
is a symbol of a cry for attention.
a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:but I dont like to merc for FCC because they dont let me leach in the battles
yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles
a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:
yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles (behind raven, as long as turbo isn't leading while drunk then he is just impossible to understand). nothing is better than having a guy (kesh) come on to your TS and plead you to help aid him in his quest for the grail (poontang of calradia). we respect yall and are extremely confuzziled why yall are getting so antsy about relit being essentially the anti-christ when really he is just the retarded guy from east bound and down and turboflex is kenny powers. can't yall just get in the fightin' mood and start gettin' excited for some good ole battles?
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Remind us how that war ended again? With us in control of the area and you declaring peace and hoping to get an even larger block of clans to try again? Sound about right?
As far as I know fcc and lco are on speaking terms so unless that changes you guys might have to nutup on your own.
Yeah, I couldn't even read all that. Its like the stream of conscious from somebody truly struggling to cope with Asperger Syndrome.
This is coming from someone who finds Canary posts to be a rare treat in this barren wasteland of retarded bullshit.
Anyone who plays strat realizes that villages don't really mean shit. They're extremely easy to conquer. No one gives a fuck about the jackass who has pink text of a village.
Woah Woah Woah buddy, pretty sure that Pink Text Village Fisdnar is harder to take then some castles.
Actually, when I wrote this I did not have your glorious, and beloved Fisdnar in mind. I can only beg your pardon, a thousand times over.
I really respect what you do, and the looms that you have. For real though.
If villages are so easy to take, how come your faction did nothing but camp a castle for months?
And then,thousands of troops10,000andxseveral battles6 later, you guys onlyhave= 1 villageto show for it.
If villages are so easy to take, how come your faction did nothing but camp a castle for months?
And then, thousands of troops and several battles later, you guys only have 1 village to show for it.
If villages are so easy to take, how come your faction did nothing but camp a castle for months?
And then, thousands of troops and several battles later, you guys only have 1 village to show for it.
All I see here is you proving warborn's point. We attacked that one fief twice, and took it. After that the thousands of other men attacked during several battles at a castle, and have yet to have any luck taking it cuz guess what, castles are hard to take.
All I see here is you proving warborn's point. We attacked that one fief twice, and took it. After that the thousands of other men attacked during several battles at a castle, and have yet to have any luck taking it cuz guess what, castles are hard to take.
Fcc demands more chatter about FCC.
Looks like some situations are clearing up for us. Last war against your alliance we wanted to stay friendly so we sat passive and forgiving while you sent your armies to invade. Maybe this time we will show you the fun of attacking an active opponent.
Come reclaim New Ulburban for your WFA pals, a full year of sitting on it and nobody has attacked it, be my guest.
In regards to HoC's attacks on New Unuzdaq Castle and New Amashke, we started taking those places even before the Gobblin Realm was a thing. If anything HoC was the first to provide battles and XP against inactive but fortified fiefs, despite being 'broke, so crusty, disgusts me'. We took Amashke on the 3rd attempt, with the third being a walk-in because of the damage we had done before. Keep in mind too, that for our first attacked we had few friends and our roster was nearly 100% EU, and these were some of my first commands. A mere 200 men sat in that village for days, and no one reinforced, no one attempted to take it...nothing. So we came back and now we own it. As for Unuzdaq, we sent 3 armies up against Chaos's full-plate garrison. A castle that can only be attacked from one side, with fixed spikes and trenches in all but one location, a place where defenders can move outside of the map but attackers cannot reach, where siege towers are useless and the walls must be taken with ladders and steel. A place the Gobblins did not pay the price of blood for, but rather walked in as a transfer without losing a man, acquiring the remainders of the garrison after our 3 sieges. Indeed, this so-called 'broke-ass faction', the faction that many mock and jive at, has done more in strat with more success against more opposition than any other in a very, very long time. And though we do not control Unuzdaq yet, we are not defeated; oh no. For while our own forces and our allies' forces combined total to ~12,400 men sent against those walls alone, a whopping ~10,100 men, including the Chaos garrison, have defended those walls while we assailed them. After all was done, the garrison was less then 2,000 men, including pop of course. So, Daruvian and onlookers everywhere, I show you these figures in truth, and even as I write I feel a change of opinion, for against the thick-shelled nut that is Unuzdaq with its endless plate and overwhelming number of defenders, we have gone nearly 1:1. NEARLY. But do not think this price has been paid in vain; oh no, we will return, and when we do take the castle, you will look on and see HoC soar higher than ever before. We are not out for conquest. There is no envy that compels us. But with control of the area, every Gobblin army that dares enter our land with be smashed to fucking pieces and sent running to their mothers' breasts once more. Beware, Daruvian, lest you be caught holding limp-dick in hand; relent, for we will not.
?? WFA FCC pals? And why would WFA want ulburban? As far as I know they dont care about you or the rest of CC at all. Im really confused where this came from.
In regards to HoC's attacks on New Unuzdaq Castle and New Amashke, we started taking those places even before the Gobblin Realm was a thing. If anything HoC was the first to provide battles and XP against inactive but fortified fiefs, despite being 'broke, so crusty, disgusts me'. We took Amashke on the 3rd attempt, with the third being a walk-in because of the damage we had done before. Keep in mind too, that for our first attacked we had few friends and our roster was nearly 100% EU, and these were some of my first commands. A mere 200 men sat in that village for days, and no one reinforced, no one attempted to take it...nothing. So we came back and now we own it. As for Unuzdaq, we sent 3 armies up against Chaos's full-plate garrison. A castle that can only be attacked from one side, with fixed spikes and trenches in all but one location, a place where defenders can move outside of the map but attackers cannot reach, where siege towers are useless and the walls must be taken with ladders and steel. A place the Gobblins did not pay the price of blood for, but rather walked in as a transfer without losing a man, acquiring the remainders of the garrison after our 3 sieges. Indeed, this so-called 'broke-ass faction', the faction that many mock and jive at, has done more in strat with more success against more opposition than any other in a very, very long time. And though we do not control Unuzdaq yet, we are not defeated; oh no. For while our own forces and our allies' forces combined total to ~12,400 men sent against those walls alone, a whopping ~10,100 men, including the Chaos garrison, have defended those walls while we assailed them. After all was done, the garrison was less then 2,000 men, including pop of course. So, Daruvian and onlookers everywhere, I show you these figures in truth, and even as I write I feel a change of opinion, for against the thick-shelled nut that is Unuzdaq with its endless plate and overwhelming number of defenders, we have gone nearly 1:1. NEARLY. But do not think this price has been paid in vain; oh no, we will return, and when we do take the castle, you will look on and see HoC soar higher than ever before. We are not out for conquest. There is no envy that compels us. But with control of the area, every Gobblin army that dares enter our land with be smashed to fucking pieces and sent running to their mothers' breasts once more. Beware, Daruvian, lest you be caught holding limp-dick in hand; relent, for we will not.
You've given a castle and a fief or two to them, and Anders was the person who originally took it. I'm just thinking of ways you could utilize taking a shitty fief is all.
As for Unuzdaq, we sent 3 armies up against Chaos's full-plate garrison. A castle that can only be attacked from one side, with fixed spikes and trenches in all but one location, a place where defenders can move outside of the map but attackers cannot reach, where siege towers are useless and the walls must be taken with ladders and steel. A place the Gobblins did not pay the price of blood for, but rather walked in as a transfer without losing a man, acquiring the remainders of the garrison after our 3 sieges.
So, Daruvian and onlookers everywhere, I show you these figures in truth, and even as I write I feel a change of opinion, for against the thick-shelled nut that is Unuzdaq with its endless plate and overwhelming number of defenders, we have gone nearly 1:1. NEARLY.
But do not think this price has been paid in vain; oh no, we will return, and when we do take the castle, you will look on and see HoC soar higher than ever before. We are not out for conquest. There is no envy that compels us. But with control of the area, every Gobblin army that dares enter our land with be smashed to fucking pieces and sent running to their mothers' breasts once more. Beware, Daruvian, lest you be caught holding limp-dick in hand; relent, for we will not.
I dunno, sitting pretty seems to be what you guys do best. Still, glad to see that you're interested in attacking a castle in addition to just stocking over ten thousand tickets inside of one you already own (one which, by the way, you yourself did not pay the "blood price" for either, as it hasn't seen a single fight yet this strat).
Wow, pot calling kettle black. What have you been doing other than basically rolling over and playing dead after one gobblin fight, didnt you give them that castle ratehr than actually fighting because you bitch moded out like usual and now you give hoc grief for actually fighting unlike some cowards. Desire has more balls than the entire rest of chaos when it comes to strat.
Phantasmal, who the fuck is 'us'? Last I checked you were Astralis. We have no conflict with you. And the Gobblins DO have a 'offense is the best defense' strategy, one that served work against them until the last few sieges, one of which wasn't even mine. HoC's first siege didn't go very well because of this strategy and our roster being nearly 100% EU, as I said before, though I appreciate them all for signing up. After that we nearly took the castle almost every single time, including Desire's attack, in which we not only made progress but very nearly DID go 1:1. The last two sieges, one of WFA's and one of HoC's, did not go well, no. In WFA's we had half the gear we should have and Finn was commanding on that castle for I THINK the first time. Because of the success the Goblins had that battle they no doubt decided to do it again. And despite holding pretty well for a while, at the end we did indeed lose the day when our tickets had been depleted. I do not claim victory or superiority where it is not mine to claim. But tell me; which reinforcing army did those troops come in? the 6th? Maybe 7th? Do not pretend we have not given the Gobblins a fight.
You've given a castle and a fief or two to them, and Anders was the person who originally took it. I'm just thinking of ways you could utilize taking a shitty fief is all.
I did not know you joined the Gobblins. My mistake and apologies. But saying 1:1.4 is nowhere near 1:1? Come now. I say if you were smart you WOULDN'T adopt an aggressive defense, for as you said, I should 'be thankful' you do. This is a ridiculous conversation. My armies went against an inactive fief to provide enjoyment to the community and to establish ourselves once more, and here you are, shit posting us for it. We haven't been so unsuccessful. That's all I was saying, and to think otherwise is silly. I offered no insult to anyone, but rather defended my clan's honor that that of my allies. I'll never understand where this hatred for HoC comes from, not will I attempt to convince a bunch of asshats to believe anything contrary to it if they won't, but I will not take it idly. As attackers against a particularly difficult castle to siege against opponents both far bigger and with vastly more resources we have done pretty damn well. I think your evidence, Phantasmal, proves that more than anything else. Considering our disadvantages an unbiased onlooker might actually praise what we have attempted to do and our performance. I see no reason for you all to be so condescending and hateful. What have I done to you to make you so damn hostile? Or are you that miserable and trollish that you must attack HoC and anyone else you can in any way possible at every possible opportunity? I do not accuse, but ask.
Edit: Canary, I see you have responded before my post was done being written. I have read it and re-read your original and feel I should say a word or two to better address the things you pointed out. But I maintain what I said. You say my post was hypocritical and ill-informed. I am not sure WHY you say this, because it was quite true.
If I HAVE made a mistake on the exact K:D's, then my apologies, but I ask you look at the records before you contradict me on them. I am speaking form memory, but my memory is usually pretty good. I do know my numbers as far as what we sent against you and what you reinforced with are correct. Not all of your reinforcements fought, but most did, and most died. It is only to be expected that many more attackers die at a castle, and I am very happy with the results so far all things considered.
After that we nearly took the castle almost every single time, including Desire's attack, in which we not only made progress but very nearly DID go 1:1
Now Canary, you speak of the gear. I remember attacking Unuzdaq and seeing lots of shiny-ass gear. I never asked what it was or paid too much attention-I was too busy burying my axe in those wearing it. It may not have been plate exactly, but it certainly wasn't shit gear. If you found damaged transitional, that was probably ours. We had some on our armies, but certainly not enough for even the majority of the troops.
Lastly, you say Desire is acting more closely with Chaos than we think; why then did she siege Unuzdaq with us independently, promising to turn it over to HoC should she capture it, and asking nothing in return? It seems to me that through your contradicting and unclear statement you seem to say that you gave Unuzdaq over to the Gobblins because you could not hold it and they could; it seems to me then that you were trying to prevent HoC from taking it while being unable and/or unwilling to defend it yourself.
Would it make any sense, then, for Desire to help us if you indeed wanted to hold Unuzdaq against us? No, I think her actions are exactly as they appear. She honors her House, but lacks active leadership to direct her. Fortunately she can take care of herself, which seems to be more than can be said about some, but not all, of Chaos. I did not attack you Canary, but you attacked me, even with your initially peaceful tone. It is not our fault that no man has had either the balls or the interest, depending on the man, to attack Almerra. We defend ourselves as we see fit, and the only time we did any camping is when we were disbanded due to inactivity. I said nothing of your inactivity until you tried to discredit my House. I do not judge, only fight back against those who judge me unreasonably. You have done so, and you are an asshat for it.
And Canary...just do everyone a favor and shut your whore mouth. You contribute nothing to this entire discussion but to bash ME and my House? What has Chaos done of late? I can tell you. Desire, who I don't even consider a true Chaos member because she has too much sense about her, has brought any and all honor to your shit faction. She is the only one who has done anything of worth for as long as I can remember. I wouldn't feel so badly towards Chaos if you had some control over your members, Canary, and there weren't rouges like Shik to go around backstabbing people and lying through their teeth; he shames himself and the name of your House, and then himself some more by losing to my men, though he had the advantage of surprise, superior gear, and a superior roster. Indeed, I watched him turn tail and run after his shameful defeat at New Amashke and swore an oath to destroy his fucking face at every possible opportunity. I have never hated Chaos, and I do not now, nor is HoC hostile towards you, but when the Gobblins came you bent over and took it up the ass as gladly as a fat kid eats cake. Yet you remain independent, and you sit in your city and do...absolutely nothing. You DARE insult my House while you sit around jerking Daruvian off? You dare insult ME for bringing the only activity in the whole of the Realm to the people? Get a fucking grip on reality bro. Go back to sitting quietly behind your high walls while Desire earns respect for herself. When you've done a single thing of worth that isn't total bullshit, then I won't fight back to your opinion. But as of now, keep your damn mouth shut about my clan's affairs unless you have something to say that involved using half of your ape-shit brain.
I mentioned that one part of your post was hypocritical: the part where you accused the gobblins of not having earned Unuzdaq castle when your faction hadn't earned your only current castle, either, under your own criteria. Not as scathing as it sounds when I say the word "hypocritical" out of context, is it?
I did look at the records, I even posted the links to the battle results. I found it a bit contradictory when in the same sentence as mentioning "showing figures in truth" you fudged the part about KDR, drumming it up to 1:1 when it was an entire half a point less. I'm not trying to be a showoff, just pointing out the contradiction and correcting the statistic. ALSO:
I do not understand why you take credit for Desire's assault on the castle; you say "we" in reference to whom? Your faction, because you helped coordinate when the attack occurred? You didn't attack it, a Chaos member did. I seem to remember leading that battle myself...
Quite. Not shit gear (Druzhina lamellar mostly), but not "endless plate", either. That came on when the gobblins took over. I was once again merely correcting the error in your memory of the events.
We were delaying the finality of a takeover and ensuring more battles went on (one more of which we were involved in, yay us!). It's that simple. More fights is more fun, and the best way to have kept fights happening there was to let them take charge.
The goal wasn't to hold the castle against you, it was to keep the conflict from ending then and there.
It is to my discredit, perhaps, that now I take a severely aloof stance on what this faction does in a general sense. It might seem backwards, our actions themselves self-defeating (assuming we had a broader long-term goal). I allow a wide berth for decisions to be made by individual members of this clan, and I take pride that these people are willing to come to conclusions independently of hand-holding and faction-based diplomatic limitations (I believe someone used the word "balls" in this regard). We're operating almost like a consortium of bandits, but with the goal not being loot. I speak and consult frequently with Desire, Shik and others, and it's not like I'm not here on the game and leading the faction in some regard.
As for being judged unreasonably, maybe any riffing I gave you was out of place, but some of your statements were contradictory or plain wrong. Since these things were being said about Chaos, I felt inclined to speak up.
Looks like I touched on a nerve.
1) Where do you think Desire received that number of troops and all of that gear?
2) Where do you think Shik received that number of troops and all of that gear?
3) Do you think I am never aware of what either of them are doing? Do you assume that I have no control over this faction's members, or that I do not condone their actions?
holy shit canary, that is your biggest wall in months.
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Nerd.
But basically, my clan hasn't been mentioned on the forums in a while. If we're not relevant to the conversation, I don't stick my nose in. Something some other faction heads and peanut gallery regulars could learn a thing'r two from.
HEY, 1 word responses are against diplomacy rules! WARN HIM WARN HIM! :mrgreen:1.14 is horrible?! Thats really very funny coming from someone who lost their castle in one attempt with plate and a .5 defending KDR.
Anyways: 1:1.5 is Horrible as a "Plate" defender, especially against a rather upper medium armor. But, either way, overall, HoC has actually IMPROVED their clans KDR during these battles, so, I'll leave that up to you guys to decide.
Also, how have we derailed this thread...that bad :shock:
Then surrender on strat if you aren't DOING anything...
1.14 is horrible?! Thats really very funny coming from someone who lost their castle in one attempt with plate and a .5 defending KDR.
Then surrender on strat if you aren't DOING anything...
A) You'll have to pry New Dhirim from my cold, rondeled hand.LOL AT B you haven't done anything since strat.... dunno still waiting.
B) We are doing things, we just haven't made the papers, so to speak.
B) We are doing things, we just haven't made the papers, so to speak.
Well, good thing you ARE a goblin and can't read. It's 1.5. If it was 1.14 that WOULD be REAL bad. My castle is also the only castle you have attacked. You've primarily put your forces into villages, and the defense on unuzdaq.wow guys I'm anders and i'm really gay and never do anything worthwhile on strat but go to the forums and call everyone else out to unreasonable standards because i have autistism
Though I guess my armor was about on par with HoC gear, but I also had far more gear deficiencies which I have since rectified for any future engagement.
It's not hard to insult a effectively 1 man clan's defense on his castle against a faction X bigger than him. If you were less a nerd, you wouldn't be posting on this thread, but as can be seen, you can't not play diplomacy. Go attack a big factions castle and THEN once that happens, lets see how much gloating you do. Why not invade HoC? They are ginormous(<this is a real word, wtf spell checker?) bad, so you should win, no problem right?
Can we please get the shit-slinging back in either CC's or FCC's Direction?
Dracul is shit
Frisia is queer as shit
FCC is garbage
Fuck Ravens
Can we please get the shit-slinging back in either CC's or FCC's Direction?
Dracul is shit
Frisia is queer as folk
FCC is the worst
Fuck Ravens
I felt obligated to fix Frisia.
Also... HungryNBroke? MORE LIKE Hungry4Blokes! GOTTEM!
Relit? More like Smellit!
Artyem? More like Fartyem!
Sanderson? More like Fuck you!
I want a cool nickname :cry:
I felt obligated to fix Frisia.
Also... HungryNBroke? MORE LIKE Hungry4Blokes! GOTTEM!
Relit? More like Smellit!
Artyem? More like Fartyem!
Sanderson? More like Fuck you!
Maybe I am retarded, but I feel that strat would be at least far more entertaining if battles actually happened
Also NA V EU lets go
I vote we find a way to instigate EU to attacking NA, and then lead them into the grinder that is Almerra.
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I believe all we need to do is insult:
1) The quality of their cheese.
2) Their ability to make fine cheese.
3) The ability of their cheese to change lives.
They will take great offense and immediately begin the NA invasion. If we claim that Almerra has superior cheese-making facilities deep in the bowels of the HoC Gulag, then their personal insecurities will bubble to the surface and they will bum-rush Almerra in search of superior American cheese.
Jalapeno / habenero pepperjack cheese beats any filthy EU cheese.
Smoked Gouda is best.
Please remove the word aggression from the title. You don't deserve it.
More apt to say you started the fight but we will gladly be aggressive.
More apt to say we gonna aggress all over your butt-cheeks, Hospitaller/EU scum
but.. that doesn't even make sense joe. we aren't fighting hospies or EU.
I was unaware a slab of marble counted as cheese.
It actually fits the title correctly. The South calls the Civil war "The war of northern aggression" (and still does) due to the preceived notion that the North was the aggressor that caused the war to break out. So yeah its fine."percieved" they forced us to leave
"percieved" they forced us to leave
Whatever gets the battles rolling is fine with me, I know there are several Raven armies positioning to hit FCC targets but these things take time. As far as what Frisia and Dracul are doing, well we shall see. I know these attacks yall initiated happened in the steppe near Ichamur.
Do you guys have a bunch of black slave (troop) farmers?
The opening volleys of the war of northern aggression have been fired. Let us see what the coming days bring us.
Edit: The area around Ichamur is turning into the Battle of Bull Run. Good times.
Kesh its the weekend. Complaining about battle times is sort of pointless.
Yeah weve lost more troops. Like that even matters. This war is about XP for the community, cant get XP without somebody losing something.
nah, i just remember you asking bale for good times so i was trying to get you to follow through, just dont complain if it happens to you then.
yeah, thats why FCC initiated so many attacks for xp. I wasn't putting you down I was just pointing out irony of sitting bull reference roleplaying as southerners - no need for hissy fit.
I did ask Bale for good times. I asked for good times for Raven. We are a Confederacy, you need to talk to Sandersson or Artyem if you have a problem with their clans battle times. The First battle of Bull Run was essentially a strategic draw, with a slight southern tactical victory. Jeez kesh learn your history more.
unfortunately you can not have it both ways. To easy to cheat the system by just letting the other two crews hit us at all hours but expect us to stay in tune since ravens are doing so.
If you guys would just talk to Dracul or Frisia, I am fairly certain you could come to some agreement. I fail to see how its so horrible that you guys wont even try it.
Would recommend somebody else besides Kesh talks to Dracul, considering he still has not apologized to them.
Apologized about what? Are you imagining even more insults now Relit? its like every other week you make up some slight over nothing. Artyem and I are cool, asking him if he would sit out the fight as neutral LIKE HE DID LAST TIME is not an insult unless you are extremely thin-skinned butt-hurt mentality (especially when fimbrulvetyr that time was months old whereas this silly new one where frisians hid under you guys was only a week old). Imaginary rationalizations are the key to illusory internet honor where you backstab people repeatedly and then be insulted by everyone and everything and think you actually still have honor or that people can trust you in the future.
Apologize for insulting them to their faces on their TS. I am not even going to address the rest of... well whatever that was you were trying to say.
frisians hid under you guys
I only want to address this one part.
It was funny when every one of your field armies/villages got spawn raped or flag capped and then you had to run to your castles, let alone from a faction 1/5 your size(claim you actually have 6 active players and we have 300 here). The time that you finally came out to take back your villages/attack field armies was after Frisia joined CC, thus proving the statement.
We joined raven dracul, I believe, because there good at playing lightsabers with the lights off+ glow in the dark condoms
Sorry about that, relit got me riled up accusing me of insulting my friends because he has such a thin skin, really got tired of dancing around that very thin skin in the past. Would get insulted by the people he wanted to fight over nothing then ignore huge slights by people he didnt want to have to fight. Not really standing by well he falsely accuses me again.
they literally came into our teamspeak and asked me to personally withdraw my clan from the war, which in turn would mean withdrawing from the Central Confederacy. If you can't see what's wrong with that, then the diplomacy section is not where you belong
Assuming that you mean the part were relit "falsly accused" you of insulting dracul,
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Woah, hey now, there's no need to be cross with each other here.
Kesh did indeed come to our teamspeak with the intent of getting us to pull out of the war, much like the first war of northern aggression. I am not particularly offended by this, I can understand the motive and his reasoning
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What are you making up now? i havent even been on their ts since this started and I never insulted anyone, i spoke with artyem separately for 2 minutes asking him 1 question and you kept butting in like a 12 year old desperate not to be ignored. never even talked to anyone else.
If you guys would just talk to Dracul or Frisia, I am fairly certain you could come to some agreement. I fail to see how its so horrible that you guys wont even try it.
Would recommend somebody else besides Kesh talks to Dracul, considering he still has not apologized to them.
we have a lot more different groups that comprise fcc yet whoever does diplomacy speaks for all. It just gets to confusing and difficult to need to schedule around three people. If you try doing it that way will cause insanity.. it is really hard enough to focus and get things done between two people.
Some music for you as you read the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jBF1dcTlcM
The rooling council of The Sowth has convened and unaniminously deecided that it is in the best inturest of our sisters for The Sowth to declare war upon The Free Companies of Calradia.
kasis bully: insultin my babies momma, refusin frictions, and not Violatin our sheep.
War goals: End of intelimigence in much of the map. Oh and slaves for those peeples what actually still work.
The Sowth rises up in opporsishuns to the tolurunce of TheCanadiansFree Companies of Calradia andQueen VictoriaKesh. We can no longer stand (cuz we drunk) and we dont wanna watch the Canadian's relentless effurts to free our slaves. Refugees flee to Canada into tell them of theXPatrocities committed under the Sowth's banner.
We send out this here call to arms to all slave ownin peoples what knows how to read. Stand with us! Stand forincestSlaves! We will march with any or all of yooze, let us set aside our sisters and unite forslaverymore incest!
The Raven Valleyfolks officially calls to arms its ally of old, The KKK. Oaths we have sworn and lynchins we have done side by side, let us march together once again to more slavery.
You guys also share a teamspeak as far as I know, which probably helps a lot. We didn't make the Central Confederacy because we're all best buddies who all share some hatred for FCC, we made it because we were interested in participating actively again. We get along fairly well, but actual communication between clans is somewhat sparse and very loose. Basic coordination, yes, will you ever find me telling Jack1 what he needs to do on Strategus? Fuck no.
So yes, we're essentially bad, uncommunicative assholes with too much time and money on our hands. I'm not exactly thrilled to be locking horns with FCC, but it's better than sitting around not doing anything.
I only want to address this one part.
It was funny when every one of your field armies/villages got spawn raped or flag capped and then you had to run to your castles, let alone from a faction 1/5 your size(claim you actually have 6 active players and we have 300 here). The time that you finally came out to take back your villages/attack field armies was after Frisia joined CC, thus proving the statement.
We joined raven dracul, I believe, because there good at playing lightsabers with the lights off+ glow in the dark condoms
I think we were doing just fine in the last war.
Look in the archive and try to find an FCC victory from the last war.Actually, that's incorrect. If anything, FRISIA, did worse overall. FCC maintained the 1:1 ratio while Frisia lost .04.(click to show/hide)
tldr you got wrekt last time, and now we are getting wrekt. atleast there is xp going around
I think what's really important is that everybody cease all fighting, immediately. Neutrality really is the best way to conduct Strategus. Personally, I find nothing more exciting than watching my tickets grow and grow and grow until I have TONS of them. Running an internet trade system also gives me quite the fucking adrenaline rush. In the interest of protecting every faction's neutrality, I would like the propose a Calradia-wide Peace Summit in HoC ts on New Year's Eve. Considering that everyone loves HoC, our ts would be the best place to hold this summit because the love for HoC would create a peaceful atmosphere. Together, we can all make a New Year's resolution to forever act in the interest of neutrality and safe trade routes.(click to show/hide)
I think what's really important is that everybody cease all fighting, immediately. Neutrality really is the best way to conduct Strategus. Personally, I find nothing more exciting than watching my tickets grow and grow and grow until I have TONS of them. Running an internet trade system also gives me quite the fucking adrenaline rush. In the interest of protecting every faction's neutrality, I would like the propose a Calradia-wide Peace Summit in HoC ts on New Year's Eve. Considering that everyone loves HoC, our ts would be the best place to hold this summit because the love for HoC would create a peaceful atmosphere. Together, we can all make a New Year's resolution to forever act in the interest of neutrality and safe trade routes.(click to show/hide)
Actually, that's incorrect. If anything, FRISIA, did worse overall. FCC maintained the 1:1 ratio while Frisia lost .04.
I think what's really important is that everybody cease all fighting, immediately. Neutrality really is the best way to conduct Strategus. Personally, I find nothing more exciting than watching my tickets grow and grow and grow until I have TONS of them. Running an internet trade system also gives me quite the fucking adrenaline rush. In the interest of protecting every faction's neutrality, I would like the propose a Calradia-wide Peace Summit in HoC ts on New Year's Eve. Considering that everyone loves HoC, our ts would be the best place to hold this summit because the love for HoC would create a peaceful atmosphere. Together, we can all make a New Year's resolution to forever act in the interest of neutrality and safe trade routes.(click to show/hide)
There's no fun in trading and whoring tickets in castles. I'm guessing HoC is the only one that wants to do this. Go figure.
Actually, that's incorrect. If anything, FRISIA, did worse overall. FCC maintained the 1:1 ratio while Frisia lost .04.
What ratio? If we won nearly all of the battles and captured all of their villages with a better K/D, how did we do worse?
where you didn't USE those tickets and lost.
Who gives a shit, honestly? We won the war, plain and simple. We lost very few battles even with 1/5 the number of armies. And I admit FCC is winning now. No matter what we say, you shitstains come up with something to argue about.
We started taking back our fiefs when CC declared our war with frisia was over!
That isn't a win. You didn't do any damage to us and we never asked for peace with you. That being said, you guy didn't even want peace either so really that conflict was basically just on hold but is now going strong.
True, you took back Jelbegi and Vaveyeg when we were outnumbered (what about New Ayyike? which we captured with about 1400 less troops btw) but I'm saying we won the war because we won more battles. Then the war ended because we joined TCC. So we won.
But thats like saying you joined battle, killed 3 of 30 enemies and then an admin changed the map. I don't really think you can call that a win.
?? We fought you for a good 3 months atleast. And we gained a fief from it and won nearly all of the village and field battles. That's a win. I'm not trying to brag that we won, I'm just saying that we used to do better, and now you guys are kicking our butts. That's fair, isn't it?
we will show you that castles do indeed change hands :) I personally think he has the right of it.. You won the villages because we did not not bother defending them, since they are generally pointless in strat.
honestly Anders, no one gives a shit.
we didn't win because we didn't take their castles? seriously? :rolleyes:
You're just upset you lost your own castle.
No, I don't want you to calculate that. You are the only one who cares.
You know, it's kind of hard to capture a castle when they are all stacked with 8000+ troops.
I'm done arguing, this was a dumb argument to begin anyway.
Let me be the first to say it; Anders please go outside.
It certainly sucks, but thanks for not capping when you could have. The xp!
I checked and it looked like the XP from the first battle didn't "stick". And you're pretty annoying on the battlefield.
Says the guy who couched me 10 times.
No, I don't want you to calculate that. You are the only one who cares.
You know, it's kind of hard to capture a castle when they are all stacked with 8000+ troops.
I'm done arguing, this was a dumb argument to begin anyway.
Hey, it's what I do for a living :oops:
Apparently all anyone has to do is stack 8k+ troops on a castle and it's gg no re for this guy. Nice to see you blatantly cry about tactics. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when strat hit a one year point? Or when you have clans that mass produce tickets?
And another shout out to Anders because he actually does comprehensive work about strat, and brings it full circle. Y'all shit lords are just mad because he throws down hard facts.
Devs restart servers in the middle of a large strat battle (instead of one of the many times throughout the day when there are no strat battles).
maybe he expected you to do something other than be afk bitches
he clearly expected wrong lel
Oh, and I made the following "hard facts" infographic to invalidate anything you or Anders say about anything ever having to do with Strat.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
How do you know it was restarted on purpose rather than being a crash?It makes for much better drama if the devs did it.
Funny that you are calling others afk bitches... others who man-for-man are far more active than your faction. HoC has at most 5 active strat members, and yet we have launched 11 attacks since your faction's creation. You however, despite being many times larger than us, and having unlimited gear from a bug or two have only launched 16 attacks. You, who formed your faction in the name of spreading xp and attacking all who do jack shit in game... all I see you doing is absorbing one afk faction / player at a time... and then afking in your newly acquired (without any battles) fiefs. Let us not forget you also vowed to obliterate SKoT... then gave up after what... 4 attacks? You sir, have no right to call anyone else afk, or trash talk when your pathetic faction can only do moderately well because you have your infinite plate armor to hide in.
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omg u r bad and im good thats why my last battle with you we had a 0.06 KDR
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I instead just visualize that the words I see on the screen are simply being typed from some greasy nerd hundreds of miles away sitting in a computer chair taking a respite from his work, classes, or social life that day to say jerkoff things on the internet, and that this person will never have the slightest true consequence upon my life. It's easy to detach and not care at all after that. I share this as a tip for anyone who wants to break free from feeling they have to respond to stuff like that.
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Laughing or giggling inappropriately could also mean you are high on drugs.
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OH, wow, you work SO much. Fuk I do 60 hours a week at work. And still manage video games and school. Yea, ok. Get better at IRL scrub.
Oh, and I'm working on becoming a Certified Engineer, while finishing my Graduate Degree for a Masters in Civil Engineering.
Well my dad can beat up your dad.There's no excuse for spouse-beating.
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OH, wow, you work SO much. Fuk I do 60 hours a week at work. And still manage video games and school. Yea, ok. Get better at IRL scrub.
Oh, and I'm working on becoming a Certified Engineer, while finishing my Graduate Degree for a Masters in Civil Engineering.
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Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.
NoUnOu
Funny you should say that. Today I helped my Boss(the Engineer) start designing this adult living facility. I think it was made just for you. It's got the first floor as solid Concrete Masonry Units(CMU's) which help support that massive flab that you have to lug around. Though they haven't been designed yet, steel beams to allow you to not collapse are being installed, because we'd rather not have our ginormous client unable to get up once he's fallen down. Humpty had that happen, so we don't need the great big gobblin to have that happen yet either.
But to allow you play that awesome space jam, we made the second and third stories wood to not shatter from the strength of the songs. There's even a giant flower garden on the leeward side so that your stench doesn't kill the surrounding neighborhoods.
Of course, this took 3 hours, and then we got a call from the Architect giving us a 10 day extension cause you happened to move to much and they needed to get some cranes to your current location to prop you back up in the correct position for placement into your new house. Sorry, but we'll get your nice Living Facility designed and built on time so that you can move in right when your current facility gets to big for your ever expanding girth.
I do so hope you like the awesome exercise machine I put in...It's called a mouse and keyboard. It'll help your fingers at least maintain some form of your original self.(click to show/hide)
Hey, you guys leave Zagush alone! I was saving it for a fun knockdown battle, but now I have to ruin the surprise in hopes that you guys have hearts.
See Jona, here's a man that knows how to play along.
I penetrated your mom.
Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.You play cRPG, you're a permavirgin, you're fat, and you live in your parents basement.(click to show/hide)
Things I learned from this thread, I have autism, and apparently a massive penis (homemade fleshlight using toilet paper roll? lol I broke right through that).
You know what they say, I may not bottom out every time but I sure do fuck the shit out of the sides.
wow you guys are dumb. Postponed battles for 48 hours now and you attack twice in the middle of them. I hope you enjoy 6 battles in 1 day, lol. Didn't you notice no one on eu or na attacked anyone today (the day before halloween) because battles for the last 2 days all mashed together.
This is coming from FCC, who despite me telling three of your leaders several times that you were welcome to contact me for battle times, insisted on attacking us at 11:30 AM PST on a workday. Ace hypocrisy there, champ!
This is coming from FCC, who despite me telling three of your leaders several times that you were welcome to contact me for battle times, insisted on attacking us at 11:30 AM PST on a workday. Ace hypocrisy there, champ!
Friday is party night for us working stiffs. So is Saturday. Please postpone all battles until Sunday night when Walking Dead is on, because that show is awful.
Ps. Carl dies. I think that's a character.
Technically, the CC attacked at that time first, though, so you can't really use the Hypocrisy card on that one.
More like war of really bad aggression.
Suck,our dicks.
I'm drunk. They're selling trays of 15, 24 oz. yuenglings across the street for 19 bucks. That's a 30 of yuengling. I'm belligerently drunk with my friends watching Jurassic Park. I need to RP now, but language fails me. I need to contribute to my factions diplomacy so I'm going to declare even more war on the Cock Confederacy on behalf of the Cavalieres. Consider your dicks munched, nerds.
More like war of really bad aggression.
Suck,our dicks.
I'm drunk. They're selling trays of 15, 24 oz. yuenglings across the street for 19 bucks. That's a 30 of yuengling. I'm belligerently drunk with my friends watching Jurassic Park. I need to RP now, but language fails me. I need to contribute to my factions diplomacy so I'm going to declare even more war on the Cock Confederacy on behalf of the Cavalieres. Consider your dicks munched, nerds.
I drink the same beer as Joe. Clearly I just won strat... Added points for me growing up where they make it.
We attacked at 12:08 AM (CST) on a Friday, and it was to send a guy who had like 50 tickets to Europe. Aside from that, the rest of our attacks seem to be within prime time, or on the edge of prime time.
Listen Kesh, as long as I have a modicum of authority in my faction, we aren't quitting shit.
Don't get your hopes up, bundle of stickss.
This. I know Sandy hasn't quit, he's not getting out that easily. Besides that, I don't know of any leadership on the Frisian side quitting.
You are straight up lying on the internet, Kesh.
He might have been talking about this one too? http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5595 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5595) The first two attacks you guys did were both after 1 am. Honestly its fine - odd hour battles happen sometimes, as long as its not the norm its not a big deal - 95% of our battles during primetime so far. Shit happens, no need to complain because 1 or 2 battles are outliers from the norm.
Though relit GTX and dropped matey as a steam friend mainly because we actually showed up for that second battle initiated by you guys after 1 am, which made him stay up to hire people. 2-3 other leaders already sent us quitting notices and others hop in our ts and call us assholes because we are winning. I guess we are supposed to roll over and let you guys win or everybody starts quitting after 4 days of fighting? - one more reason I respect Hospitallers and even lost legion and chaos so much more more than central confederacy right now. They dont GTX the second they start losing just because they didn't crush us when they expected to by attacking us from behind while we were fighting 2 other factions and calling on all other factions to join them in attacking us, under the misguided (and oft-repeated) belief that we somehow suck at field battles. For the record we used up most of our +0, -1 gear in those old field battles because we were pulling all our best gear to our main fiefs.(click to show/hide)
I can imagine he's misinterpreting something someone sent to him, probably something I sent to him considering Sandersson has had him blocked on steam for ages now.
1.)I don't need to address this one because the community knows what you are like.
2.)They declared war on Frisia as your vassal. Why wouldn't we make it shit for people who would rather be your bitch than do their own thing?
3.)All your faction does is cutthroat shit. Always within the rules, ofc. You don't do anything wrong from a blind justice POV, but you send dirty armies to item bomb fiefs, recently placing dual TSers in our TS, etc etc.
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The losses aren't the entire fault of the folks reporting back to you, I'll give you that.
Though relit GTX and dropped matey as a steam friend mainly because we actually showed up for that second battle initiated by you guys after 1 am, which made him stay up to hire people.
Luckily I just ran out of strat ticks and transferred my troops/gold to Hungry, so now I no longer have to come anywhere near this game. But I would like to clear this up before I leave for good:
I 'GTX' because You (Kesh) and the vast majority of your faction have ruined the game for me (and apparently others). I knew you guys were going to pull the last minute roster switch on us. So for a hour and a half before the battle I went around to every TS I could get on to beg, plead and down right harass people into showing up. I was literally told to "stop bothering us we are playing other games right now" by multiple people. But I knew that if I did not do this, FCC would try to pull a fast one. So I did it.
It was not til immediately after the battle and in the middle of discussing it with Matey that I realized what I had done to people. All because FCC wanted to win so badly they were willing to force people into acting like this. It was then that I decided I no longer wanted to play this game with you (Kesh) or people like you. It is not worth going around ruining peoples free time.
Raven would never have forced FCC to do that and I expected better from Matey/Bale and other FCC members. I removed Matey on steam because I did not want to hear his excuses, he is not a bad guy but he was forced to defend the actions of his clan-mates, so I do not begrudge him too much. On that note I am off to greener pastures in other games, hopefully ones where I do not have to constantly deal with the disappointing actions of others.
wtf, I got a warning for THIS! That's completely fail. I spent time making that semi decent RP about fat Gobblin king
Also just realized:
MURDER YOU SUCK, you moved the nice 9 PM battles to 12/1 and I can't make those 2 now.
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I do not believe you. Nor will about 50% of the people who read this. I never insulted you once Kesh, at-least not publicly. I will admit to some rather funny jabs tossed your direction in private but in general I did like you. Posts like this one certainly do not help peoples opinions of you. Call me whatever you want. It does not change what you did or how you've acted.
You do this to anybody who takes a stand against you, you demonize them, try to make them feel bad. I feel sorry for you if this is how you act in real life.
To the rest of the community: Try to have some fun guys and try to ignore this kind of behavior as best you can.
Lol, i blocked him actually then dropped him and he raged about it, not the other way around. Also, Artyem I still have your steam message too if you want me to post it and Sandy's ts message, Relit's stuff etc. I do hope its all just melodramatic theatrics. I do remember you guys repeatedly threatening devoting all the rest of strategus to making the game unenjoyable for all acre members if they didn't play the way you guys wanted them to, that always struck me as a far worse mentality than anything you might think we do and "Such cutthroat and repugnant behavior has inspired several people to completely quit this game" very accurately described that kind of over-the-top seriousness you guys brought to the game over a silly mix up of reinhardt with the former leader of SoA. All we have done is do about 3 battles a day for a few days and we just happened to win most of them as open field battles attacking and suddenly its cutthroat and repugnant behavior, we are assholes, etc.
Relit, what exactly is Kesh doing that ruins the game for you?
Also why are we no longer Steam friends?
at this point the only thing I can come up with is CC expected to destroy us. We did not roll over and let it happen. So we are now terrible people willing to do anything to win, which is confusing. Maybe they wanted less fights in a week?
Relit, what exactly is Kesh doing that ruins the game for you?
Also why are we no longer Steam friends?
I'll be your replacement steam friend
Same username as forum user name
Relit doesn't feel like wasting his time and getting aggravated dealing with basement dwelling poor sports like Kesh who acts like a jerk in not well balanced browser shell strategy game that doesn't even really have enough players to support it because the base game is declining.
His point is quite clear.
I may have no say in the actions of either party after this, but simply hope that it would be done with more respect toward each other so that people stop quitting.
We tried pretty hard to keep things civil from our end, you have to be blind to not understand that the original post here is a satire. I guess we should have anticipated the shit storm that rained on us though, because I've learned over time that negotiating with FCC is like trying to have a conversation with a brick wall. You can say whatever you need to however many times in however many different ways, but in the end you're talking to a wall and good god that wall is going to keep being made of bricks.
Anytime we (Raven / Dracul) did pretty much anything that wasn't pro FCC, I was the one receiving messages from all three leaders. Usually it was Kesh and Matey going off at me about how whatever we were doing was wrong, against them, and your typical mopey bullshit about how we were betraying them. Really, you guys pulled the "you're our friends!" card a lot, but I don't think friends accuse friends of backstabbing because they go to arms for their allies in a defensive war. I don't recall any time that an FCC member came to our TS just to hang out, it was just "hey guys come to this battle" or "why the fuck did you guys do that, that was wrong!".
Bale the voice of calm in an anger world.Bale, we accept your apology for Kesh, and even better, I have an offer for you! If you give me personally 10mil cRPG gold and 10 3+ looms we'll take Kesh off your hands and recruit him into our strat faction, act now and we'll even tell Daruvian to shut up, which he will ignore.
here goes
sorry u hate us
we still do not hate u
Sorry this war is causing you stress
we are sort of used to it by now. Even miss it when we are not fighting
Sorry for kesh
we think daruvian is worse
Sorry you are not having fun
we actually were till this thread
LESS THAN TWO MINUTES AFTER POST EDIT: I don't know how the fuck anyone could say Daruvian is worse than Kesh on the forums. Kesh posts grammatically dubious pseudo text-walls with lots of hyperbole and propaganda (usually, the last two or so were actually fine, and that made them worse to read somehow, probably because I couldn't mentally dismiss them as "lolkesh") while Daruvian's posts are creative and blatant insults, images, and videos. Nearly every Daruvian post makes me chuckle but Kesh's posts make me grimace in nerd-disgust.
Refer to Daru's most recent post in this thread.
p.s. daru is your friend so you are more likely to find him hilarious.
p.p.s. I'm mostly fine with daru now except when he really flips out or makes awful posts like his most recent in this thread.
Referred to his most recent post in the thread multiple times, smirked or laughed each time. It is true that you're more likely to agree with or find posts funny someone you've got a positive personalomg you're in love with Smegmar I knew you was gay <3relationship with, but I've seen Smegmar and others make similar posts and I still laughed. Maybe my brow is considerably lower than yours or something.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Here's a short post hopefully devoid of autism.
Seeing only 25 mercenaries signed up only an hour before a battle is damn disheartening.
Last time when it was The Frisian Freedom faction fighting FCC in villages or field battles, we performed extremely well, only losing a single fight outside of the castle sieges, which we got our dick kicked in on. I, and most of the rest of us expected similar results in field/village fights. Instead, its been a frustrating experience. If the only problem was getting shit-stomped in battles, it wouldn't be nearly as bad. The bigger issue, related to the first is the number of mercenaries signing up for us. We're fortunate to actually get a full roster, but to simply accomplish this, we're forced to accept any EU and even Chinese (that was a mistake, poor motherfuckers with 300-600 ping teamkill and waste shit like mad, through no fault of their own. An empty slot is actually better!).
Refer to Daru's most recent post in this thread.
p.s. daru is your friend so you are more likely to find him hilarious.
p.p.s. I'm mostly fine with daru now except when he really flips out or makes awful posts like his most recent in this thread.
Well, if you guys were bigger nerds you could sign me up. I apply, always, to both sides. Wish the rest of WFA would sign up more, but they work till 9/10 EST unlike my 9-5 job.
Also: 2/7 battles and My KDR for you side is 1:1 which is decent to good for me. I'm usually under that unless it's a perfectly flat cav map(which means KDR goes WAY up cause cav is hard, buff cav).
700k from 34, you bastards better keep that XP up. :evil:
Artyem I used to hang out in your TS all the time, when I was still in FCC. But then you started being all high strung after becoming an admin. That's why Apple and I cheated on you, in FCC TS.
Bale, we accept your apology for Kesh, and even better, I have an offer for you! If you give me personally 10mil cRPG gold and 10 3+ looms we'll take Kesh off your hands and recruit him into our strat faction, act now and we'll even tell Daruvian to shut up, which he will ignore.
no thanks we like kesh. If you learn to read keshspeak you can even find that his rants are full of truth. He hides it behind his way of communicating but it is there to be found. Also he is prob the single best strat person in NA. I am not just saying that because he is in our faction.Not gonna deny it, never ever ever seen anyone in as many strat battles as him, regardless of when or on which server.
damn 10 more mins and I think we had that. Till the next fight. Happy halloween
Anders: Best Ulburban Commander since 2013 :lol:
Better than Benemore at least.
We need to learn "Keshspeak" because he is bad at communication?
Apparently Jona is trying to adopt Kesh's posting style but it's far less effective when you don't win anything ever.
Let's not do this again on Christmas though. I think we should work on hammering out a global holiday truce of some sort.
Um, what?
The devs usually freeze strat for a week or 2 during that time period.
Yesterday's battles were all great, but I still think we would have won that last one with a full roster. I'm glad the Ravens started using Pronoia armor, it's not too much better than the Banded but it sure does seem to hold up better against Yawshans and Gothic plate.Roster maybe, if they're flags weren't on a massive hill it woulda been GG I think. Still, it was close and fun, not as much ranged as I expected - looks like most people have adopted a STR 2her character for strat alone. Not sure how I feel about that yet.
I think Joe should be the only person of any faction to post in diplomacy ever.
defenders called that the river of dreams map... conversely attackers I am sure know it as the river of pain map
defenders called that the river of dreams map... conversely attackers I am sure know it as the river of pain map
Another good fight, you almost attacked before I got all the gear out, it was close. I can see why we lost mercs back when we were attacking, it's a very nice castle to defend on.
once thru the wall it is a bit like fighting in the bottom of a fish bowl with ranged firing down. I think we still did pretty well. See if we can improve it some on this attempt
once thru the wall it is a bit like fighting in the bottom of a fish bowl with ranged firing down.
I was missing shield skill. haha all those throwing lancesomg throwing lances, I should've totally joined :cry:
omg throwing lances, I should've totally joined :cry:
the 5 equipment racks right next to each other seemed to survive rather well.. wink wink nudge nudge
Havelle defenders spawn first are you saying you guys did not have a rack built while we were still waiting to spawn? I find that hard to believe. Also considering how many of ours were broken in the firts 10 mins I seriously doubt we had 5 racks at any one point. We may have had 4 at one point (for a very short time) but I know we did not have 5
"lol we should build five weapon racks to make FCC mad" to which I replied "yeah, make five weapon racks to make them mad."
Honestly I'm pretty happy with these sieges, doing normal ratios of k/ds for a castle, hell every one of our sieges so far has had better k/ds then almost every single siege of yruma by ravens and dracul when acre owned it (admittedly acre is pretty awesome, but still impressive). just need to attack with a few less troops (1500) so we dont waste 2-300 and killing 1200 each time will actually be better average than most sieges Really appreciate the dedication of our mercs, i know its not easy grinding down castles - but you guys are one of the reasons we are practically the only faction to grind castles and cities down with 5 or more attacks if need be. Thank you again for repeatedly signing up, it helps out a lot.Kesh no one is denying that you are the greater nerd, calm down.
They were up for over 15 minutes and I guess there was an actual debate on whether you should stop exploiting and break them for quite a while because "FCC all exploters who build 5 weapon racks every battle (we never do and if we saw a randomer doing it we would break them immediately without a second of debate) and glitch maps (we dont) and cheat their way to winning (I guess thats the only way you could ever possibly lose or do poorly in all those open field battles?)"
Are there actually any rules against having a large number of weapon racks anyway?
Pretty pathetic.. Hey lets break the rules (granted racks are only gentleman's agreement) just to make 1 person's game worse. I guess the rest of us do not exist. In case you do not notice a lot of us are on the other team. Then to have to vote on if you should break them. The old classic nothing is against the rules if you are doing it to the FCC mindset.
What rules have we broken that you feel you need to fight fire with fire Jack? If you think something we have done is breaking the rules let me know and i will address it.
we had 2 in back and 2 in front I think at one point for a very short time. We never had 5 to my knowledge. once we built the catapults you broke the second in back and we never rebuilt it
I get that.. But at what point did we break the one you had inside that Daruvian spent the first 40 mins engineering on?
Pretty pathetic.. Hey lets break the rules (granted racks are only gentleman's agreement) just to make 1 person's game worse. I guess the rest of us do not exist. In case you do not notice a lot of us are on the other team. Then to have to vote on if you should break them. The old classic nothing is against the rules if you are doing it to theftfyFCCKesh mindset.
The maximum time there could have been five weapon racks on our side was five minutes. Again, we didn't do it to gain an advantage; it was solely to make you upset. I'm glad that I could give ten mercs on our team a gigantic nerd-boner at the thought that you could be angry about it.(click to show/hide)
Dont really need to cheat. Looks like you whined enough times to daruvian and threatened quitting the game so many times it looks like he will finally give in and bail you out and give you a castle tonight and the thousands of troops in it.
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about man.
Dont really need to cheat. Looks like you whined enough times to daruvian and threatened quitting the game so many times it looks like he will finally give in and bail you out and give you a castle tonight and the thousands of troops in it.
kind of a shamrock really
What do you eat to turn it that color?
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Yo nerd, those troops, the castle, and everything in it are his, and what he said is exactly the truth.
I would just keep the castle as part of my inevitable conquest of all of NA, but that would be a pretty douche move maliciously keeping a castle a friend loaned me.
However Keshian is also right to assert that Sandy has done a lot of bitching, whining, and crying about Strat saying that if I were to capture his fiefs (something we both believe I could do pretty easily), he would quit the game.
So, let's both concede on what the other person got right and summarize with the following:
Sandy is right that the castle and troops are rightfully his.
Keshian is right that Sandy often is a whiny bitch about Strategus.
my poop is green
That second defense on Uhhun Castle was hilarious, I directly killed 12 people and indirectly (breaking ladders, nudging) probably another dozen.
had Indian food a few months ago, everything was topped with a fine mint chutney. The greenest shit I've ever seen / taken.
WHY WONT IT STOP NOTIFYING ME
Nudge kills don't count as kills, they count only as suicides. By nudging someone off, you are robbing everyone of exp, and you are a terrible person.
They increase the defender's chance of winning, which means there will be more siege and thus more xp. It may slow xp in the short term, but increases the amount in the long term. Plus, its hilarious.
The laughs of when you see the sparkle in a attackers landing successfully on the wall only to turn in a total "screw you guys" moment is worth the XP that it costs.
Edit: The eighth siege of yruma castle is tonight and I must say, this castle is getting pretty stale. There should be the ability To construct Farris wheels for players to ride or something..... Just something to spice the game up.
i dont know, attackers of a castle going 1331 kills to 1253 deaths was pretty fun. Dont see that often with castle fights, unless other side completely fucks up gear.
Nah, it was a combination of being bored as shit and using population tickets. Also, a good chunk of that fight was spent outside the walls breaking your construction gear and slaughtering you in mass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but all of your tickets dried up at the end anyway, so it was more like 1670 to our 1331.
So now that we've established that castle sieges fucking suck for everybody, can we do some field battles already? Both sides need to forget about wanting to win, just do a bunch of fun field battles and maybe villages, they're better for xp and much more enjoyable.
The funny thing is I don't think Artyem really even cares about winning anymore. I think its just about spiting Kesh at this point.
If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.
I'll give you a LP if you switch sides and go positive. No joke.
Edit: I'll go a step further and give out LPs to anyone who doesn't merc for FCC.
If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.
If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.Kesh pms EU mercs literally begging them to sign up for his battles on the forum.
It should be noted that I have read excerpts of messages Keshian has sent to people with paragraphs of e-dicksucking within them attempting to get them to play for him.
Take that as a non-partisan comment on how much of a nerd that man is.
sounds better than bribing to me.
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I usually +1 applesauce because hes not a little child that gets super butthurt when he loses in a video game to the point of becoming a little whiny bitch. And no I never paid anyone ever crpg gold to sign up for us nor offered to - we have only ever offered generally publicized prizes for top performers in our battles that everyone can get and knows about, never secretive Ill give you crpg gold to switch sides last minute (which you would never have to do if it really was a real friend). If you are that desperate to win then go for it, just realize you can call u all the names you want but its you that dragged your character in the mud to win in a video game along with a special select few that are also being attacked as we speak. And yes we saved your ass a lot and listened to your constant wild speculations that everyone was conspiring to attack you even though no one ever cared enough to do so, certainly not with the elaborate crazy ideas you came up with.
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Every and any player who does not merc for FCC is eligible for the free LPs!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5803
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5801
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5650 (not as bad, but still pretty shitty)
and I forgot my night time settings once, but certainly that's worse.
I usually +1 applesauce because hes not a little child that gets super butthurt when he loses in a video game to the point of becoming a little whiny bitch. And no I never paid anyone ever crpg gold to sign up for us nor offered to - we have only ever offered generally publicized prizes for top performers in our battles that everyone can get and knows about, never secretive Ill give you crpg gold to switch sides last minute (which you would never have to do if it really was a real friend). If you are that desperate to win then go for it, just realize you can call u all the names you want but its you that dragged your character in the mud to win in a video game along with a special select few that are also being attacked as we speak. And yes we saved your ass a lot and listened to your constant wild speculations that everyone was conspiring to attack you even though no one ever cared enough to do so, certainly not with the elaborate crazy ideas you came up with.
Is it really that fun to be the biggest tryhards/nerdy assholes possible? I don't know man. It's like a shitrope.
I'll merc for CC if I get payed a loom point a battle. :lol: Seriously though you all need to chill out on the nerd rage. We still end up stomping CC even if they pay for mercs individually.
Last time you declared war on us we sat back and let it happen without doing anything and were told the war is boring and we were lame for just sitting in our fiefs defending.
This time you declare war on us and we warned you we would actually fight this time.... Well hell sorry to inform you but this is war and war is hell. As the old saying goes be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
Sorry if it is making you want to quit.
How to diplomacy Forums Dracul style
Step 1: declare war on your friends even though they don't want to fight you
Step 2: assure your friends that the war is just for XP and because you think they are the only people worth fighting... no hard feelings
Step 3: get really fucking upset because you lose some close battles at the start of the war and delete a bunch of people off your friend list
Step 4: start shit talking them every chance you get
Step 5: complain about people fighting a strat war in a far more polite manner than any other NA strat war ever.
Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit
Not much to say here, typical FCC behavior being met with typical counter-FCC behavior. These forums really don't get much lower than that.
Yep, we've been gear bugged three times, but we've hardly complained about it until now. We fucked up our night time settings once and received a shitstorm for it, all the while FCC was launching battles early in the morning because they were "necessary interceptions". We tried to play nice at the start, but as usual Kesh and friends took a post made to be a satire on the American Civil War so personally that they forgot that astrikethroughusually represents "disregard".
After eight unrelenting sieges on my castle, I took an offer that Desire had given to me and payed her 30k crpg gold to switch sides, because arbalests are cool. As I had expected, Kesh blew up and is now spreading rumors that I'm paying upwards of 300k per person just to get them on our side.(click to show/hide)
Yeah, I can totally afford to pay off your entire team in cRPG gold. We've got a fucking shit ton of silver, yes, and it's actually not from an item dupe, that's a story for another day. Anyway, all I've spent the strat silver on is gear for my castle, my armies, my allies, and I've given away buckets of it (millions and millions) to several different factions now, typically to the people who I think will put it to a good use.
So yeah, I could be the biggest faggot imaginable and pull off all the sleazy bullshit tactics I wanted to on Strategus, and I've really been tempted to.
But fuck that, I'll just fund Murdertron and the GOBBLIN realm and watch the XP roll in.(click to show/hide)
After the past 8 attempts, every siege but the day in-between one, you have finally managed to gear bug us. My respect for the acre members has gone down the shitter and I no longer respect any of their members as I did before any of this. The current situation is this: the game has become so horrible that I, myself, am on the verge of quitting.I'm sorry you feel that way Jack, but I was with Acre defending Yruma 13-15 times, and maybe we were given time to manage gear at our leisure twice, if that. The rest of the time, Reinhart was dumping all the -2 gear he could see the second the battle was finished, and we dealt with gear bugging, some minor, some major, in a solid majority of our sieges. We never saw that as you guys playing dirty, and we didn't complain about it.
my questions are: why do you wish to fight an enemy on crutches? why would you prefer to not fight anybody at all?(click to show/hide)
Give me your troops. You don't deserve them. That goes for everyone in this thread. Even those just reading it.
2 factions to fight for? I believe there is only one faction to fight for, thank you... THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING. Saying anything else is treasonous.
Everytime i kick myself for not coming to this mod sooner...i can read the forum and pat myself on the back for not wanting to be a part of this
You fucking crpg players whine and bitch about everything, i have been in nearly every TS now..
You ALL think you opponents suck, you all think your da best...and then you ALL make excuses when you lose
even worse, instead of just saying GG and moving on...you come to the forum and bitch and moan about your opponents, very rarely admitting to or taking responsibility for, your own mistakes.
None of you seem to have any respect for the other team and you all fucking hate each other, and now the game is at a point when it feels like there are literally only 2 factions to fight for
FCC which takes the game seriously...and everyone else who hates FCC for taking the game too seriously
Believe it or not, the worst difference between Native and CRPG is not any bad mechanic or admin rule...its the players themselves
The problem with the mod...is its full of "typical crpg players"....they are the best players...and anything that kills them...is OP and needs to be bitched about
Would you bunch of maniac bastardly turds please shut the fuck up? Like, all of you. You're all being rude, you towering mounds of maggot cum. Please stop now.
Jesus.
People don't know how to just have fucking fun on either side of the aisle.
pig disgusting/10, would not play for again if it weren't for the XP
Would you bunch of maniac bastardly turds please shut the fuck up? Like, all of you. You're all being rude, you towering mounds of maggot cum. Please stop now.
Jesus.
People don't know how to just have fucking fun on either side of the aisle.
pig disgusting/10, would not play for again if it weren't for the XP
I've found that the best way to deal with e-peen waving and folks bragging about how good they are at video games is to not deal with it at all
You're gay and nobody loves you.(click to show/hide)
WordsAlso gay and unloved.
Go fuck your homosexual self, please go and kill yourself.Did I do good papa?
2 factions to fight for? I believe there is only one faction to fight for, thank you... THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING. Saying anything else is treasonous.