War of Northern Aggression

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

no thanks we like kesh. If you learn to read keshspeak you can even find that his rants are full of truth. He hides it behind his way of communicating but it is there to be found. Also he is prob the single best strat person in NA. I am not just saying that because he is in our faction.

Not gonna deny it, never ever ever seen anyone in as many strat battles as him, regardless of when or on which server.

[Lt_Anders]

Anders: Best Ulburban Commander since 2013
Better than Benemore at least.

[BaleOhay]

damn 10 more mins and I think we had that. Till the next fight. Happy halloween

[Artyem]

damn 10 more mins and I think we had that. Till the next fight. Happy halloween

It was a very close, very fun battle, too bad we were down like 6+ mercs the entire fight.

[HarryCrumb]

Anders: Best Ulburban Commander since 2013
Better than Benemore at least.

HIS NAME IS BENEMOR, YOU FKHEAD

[Keshian]

We need to learn "Keshspeak" because he is bad at communication?

Its kind of like learning trollspeak to understand frisians, though not quite as bad.  Obviously an acquired skill.

[BaleOhay]

You do not need to learn it. You pretty much react exactly how you are meant to react to a kesh post. It becomes a problem when he wants to mildly speak the truth. His style is meant to club you over the head.

The truth is always in there you are just blinded by emotions.

[CrazyCracka420]

You spergs need to start a new thread and try again.  You have failed at posting words on the internet.  This is getting ridiculous.  Here's a great topic that should give us plenty of non-sperg/autistic/shit posts:

Discuss last night's battles....

ANNNNNND GO

[MURDERTRON]

Kesh is the world's biggest troll.  He shits all over people in Strategus and then posts like a complete retard.  Kind of like how I random everyone in Persistent World and then pretend I barely speak English.  They keep unbanning me!

Apparently Jona is trying to adopt Kesh's posting style but it's far less effective when you don't win anything ever.

[BaleOhay]

I have known kesh and been in fcc longer than most and I do not think he shits on anyone in strat.
We decide on a strategy and he finds a way to get people who do not really care on the map to.do it.in a precise way.

[Real_Dece_Guy]

I hope last night's victories raised the Confederacy's morale.  Those were some damn hard fights, and the first two were anyone's game right down to the last second.  I had a blast, even in the last fight, when I was barely keeping my eyes open.

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Let's not do this again on Christmas though.  I think we should work on hammering out a global holiday truce of some sort.

[Matey]

Definitely some great battles yesterday. That fucking hill map was rough. Even with my glorious shield I felt helpless trying to get to the top of a hill to kill the horde of archers. I think i got one shot within 0.1 second of spawning at least 3 times.

[Jona]

Apparently Jona is trying to adopt Kesh's posting style but it's far less effective when you don't win anything ever.

Um, what?

Let's not do this again on Christmas though.  I think we should work on hammering out a global holiday truce of some sort.

The devs usually freeze strat for a week or 2 during that time period.

[MURDERTRON]

Um, what?


The devs usually freeze strat for a week or 2 during that time period.

My bad, you win defend the virgin everyday.

[Artyem]

Yesterday's battles were all great, but I still think we would have won that last one with a full roster.  I'm glad the Ravens started using Pronoia armor, it's not too much better than the Banded but it sure does seem to hold up better against Yawshans and Gothic plate.