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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #150 on: October 24, 2013, 01:24:59 am »
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I want a cool nickname  :cry:

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #151 on: October 24, 2013, 01:25:24 am »
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CrappleSauce the Loss was about to say. Nicely done Matey.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #152 on: October 24, 2013, 01:44:13 am »
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #153 on: October 24, 2013, 03:44:32 am »
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Maybe I am retarded, but I feel that strat would be at least far more entertaining if battles were resolved in the rhythmic-poetic styling of each side, almost as if it were a battle of things to wrap things up....

Just saying

Also NA V EU lets go
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #154 on: October 24, 2013, 03:03:30 pm »
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I felt obligated to fix Frisia.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #155 on: October 24, 2013, 03:42:03 pm »
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Maybe I am retarded, but I feel that strat would be at least far more entertaining if battles actually happened

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #156 on: October 24, 2013, 07:20:42 pm »
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Also NA V EU lets go

I doubt NA vs EU would ever happen. That's probably what the devs want seeing as how long this strat cycle is taking. NA has their head too far up their ass,  and I doubt NA would want to claim such eurobad filth land. It would be like having Mediterranean, and Baltic avenue on a monopoly board. I wouldn't even piss on it.

Unless EU attacked NA which I doubt that would happen either... because they would have shit pings.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #157 on: October 25, 2013, 03:53:40 am »
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I vote we find a way to instigate EU to attacking NA, and then lead them into the grinder that is Almerra.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #158 on: October 25, 2013, 04:55:33 am »
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I vote we find a way to instigate EU to attacking NA, and then lead them into the grinder that is Almerra.

This actually is a solid plan, and would be fucking hilarious to see.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #159 on: October 25, 2013, 07:08:59 am »
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I believe all we need to do is insult:
1) The quality of their cheese.
2) Their ability to make fine cheese.
3) The ability of their cheese to change lives.

They will take great offense and immediately begin the NA invasion. If we claim that Almerra has superior cheese-making facilities deep in the bowels of the HoC Gulag, then their personal insecurities will bubble to the surface and they will bum-rush Almerra in search of superior American cheese.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #160 on: October 25, 2013, 08:12:40 am »
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I believe all we need to do is insult:
1) The quality of their cheese.
2) Their ability to make fine cheese.
3) The ability of their cheese to change lives.

They will take great offense and immediately begin the NA invasion. If we claim that Almerra has superior cheese-making facilities deep in the bowels of the HoC Gulag, then their personal insecurities will bubble to the surface and they will bum-rush Almerra in search of superior American cheese.

Jalapeno / habenero pepperjack cheese beats any filthy EU cheese.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #161 on: October 25, 2013, 08:43:48 am »
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Jalapeno / habenero pepperjack cheese beats any filthy EU cheese.

Gouda is best.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #162 on: October 25, 2013, 09:39:25 am »
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Best cheese I've eaten!

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #163 on: October 25, 2013, 02:46:33 pm »
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I was unaware a slab of marble counted as cheese.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #164 on: October 25, 2013, 03:48:11 pm »
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