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Offline Lt_Anders

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #135 on: October 23, 2013, 01:47:31 am »
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1.14 is horrible?! Thats really very funny coming from someone who lost their castle in one attempt with plate and a .5 defending KDR.

Well, good thing you ARE a goblin and can't read. It's 1.5. If it was 1.14 that WOULD be REAL bad. My castle is also the only castle you have attacked. You've primarily put your forces into villages, and the defense on unuzdaq.

Though I guess my armor was about on par with HoC gear, but I also had far more gear deficiencies which I have since rectified for any future engagement.

It's not hard to insult a effectively 1 man clan's defense on his castle against a faction X bigger than him. If you were less a nerd, you wouldn't be posting on this thread, but as can be seen, you can't not play diplomacy. Go attack a big factions castle and THEN once that happens, lets see how much gloating you do. Why not invade HoC? They are ginormous(<this is a real word, wtf spell checker?) bad, so you should win, no problem right?
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #136 on: October 23, 2013, 01:51:02 am »
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Then surrender on strat if you aren't DOING anything...

A) You'll have to pry New Dhirim from my cold, rondeled hand.

B) We are doing things, we just haven't made the papers, so to speak.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #137 on: October 23, 2013, 01:59:48 am »
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A) You'll have to pry New Dhirim from my cold, rondeled hand.

B) We are doing things, we just haven't made the papers, so to speak.
LOL AT B you haven't done anything since strat.... dunno still waiting.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #138 on: October 23, 2013, 02:16:54 am »
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You aint done shit kid. Get fucked Canary, knave.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #139 on: October 23, 2013, 02:17:53 am »
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B) We are doing things, we just haven't made the papers, so to speak.

Papers Please!

Can't Wait.

Also, if anyone bothers attacking Dhirim, I'm fighting defense for once. I've fought only on attackers side versus Dhirim.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #140 on: October 23, 2013, 03:35:18 am »
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In reply to your counter-post Canary, I can appreciate you speaking up for your faction, for that is only what I am doing. I do not mean to bash you or Choas (except for Shik...fuck him) because I genuinely like Chaos most every day.  But as you must defend your House I must defend mine, and I do not think we deserve bashing based on what we have done. I do not think you to be completely detached from Chaos, nor doi think you incompetent, nor do I claim responsibility for Desire's attack, it is just that Desire said she was acting independently in that instance. I will say however that indeed, I know Shik got his army from you, and the next, and give you no thanks for doing so because of what he did to me. Of course I remember you commanding, you may remember some of the advice I gave from time to time during that battle because after leading so many sieges myself, I do not think anyone knows the castle better. I retract my more personal attacks after your explanation and in fact am glad we could come to more of an understanding; after all, I only flew off the handle because I felt insulted first. But as I said, HoC has never been attacked at Almerra, though we have done much fighting elsewhere, and it is through no fault of ours.  Now, if we shall call the issue resolved, I would be glad, for as Matey pointed out, it is not my drama post.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #141 on: October 23, 2013, 04:18:51 am »
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Well, good thing you ARE a goblin and can't read. It's 1.5. If it was 1.14 that WOULD be REAL bad. My castle is also the only castle you have attacked. You've primarily put your forces into villages, and the defense on unuzdaq.

Though I guess my armor was about on par with HoC gear, but I also had far more gear deficiencies which I have since rectified for any future engagement.

It's not hard to insult a effectively 1 man clan's defense on his castle against a faction X bigger than him. If you were less a nerd, you wouldn't be posting on this thread, but as can be seen, you can't not play diplomacy. Go attack a big factions castle and THEN once that happens, lets see how much gloating you do. Why not invade HoC? They are ginormous(<this is a real word, wtf spell checker?) bad, so you should win, no problem right?
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MY POSTS ARE NOT DIPLOMACY, FLANDERS.
THEY ARE ME SAYING THAT GOBBLINS KICK ASS...
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #142 on: October 23, 2013, 04:50:36 am »
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Better watch out before the CC goes all Bull Run on your Yankee ass.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #143 on: October 23, 2013, 05:24:20 am »
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Can we please get the shit-slinging back in either CC's or FCC's Direction?

Dracul is shit
Frisia is queer as shit
FCC is the worst
Fuck Ravens
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #144 on: October 23, 2013, 05:26:59 am »
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I hereby declare this thread the official shitpost thread for this conflict. (As if it wasn't already)
To start
FCC= Clever girls 
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CC= Cleverer Backstabbing Girls
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Flanders= Bitch who whines about his the GOBBLIN KING's fief
GOBBLINS= Strategus Master Race who actually attacks people constantly rather than fling feces and bitch for hours. (Even tho they fling feces anyway)
EU= Foreign Nerds that sit in castles and masturbate to ox porn
Druzhina= Castle Hoarding troop herding bitches who havent moved from their fiefs in years
NA= Master race
This is the glossary that will be used for all future shit-talking, Thank you

Edit: Way to post seconds before me in a similar fashion Hungry...
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #145 on: October 23, 2013, 05:27:38 am »
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Can we please get the shit-slinging back in either CC's or FCC's Direction?

Dracul is shit
Frisia is queer as shit
FCC is garbage
Fuck Ravens

Not until we see an actual attack! It's been DAYS!

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #146 on: October 23, 2013, 05:30:22 am »
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War would be a lot easier if we were all not so goddamn lazy.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #147 on: October 23, 2013, 06:48:35 am »
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Can we please get the shit-slinging back in either CC's or FCC's Direction?

Dracul is shit
Frisia is queer as folk
FCC is the worst
Fuck Ravens

I felt obligated to fix Frisia.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #148 on: October 23, 2013, 06:01:30 pm »
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I'm beginning to think Harold is not a true English gentleman.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #149 on: October 24, 2013, 01:24:06 am »
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I felt obligated to fix Frisia.

Also... HungryNBroke? MORE LIKE Hungry4Blokes! GOTTEM!
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Sanderson? More like Fuck you!

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