I vote we find a way to instigate EU to attacking NA, and then lead them into the grinder that is Almerra.
I believe all we need to do is insult:
1) The quality of their cheese.
2) Their ability to make fine cheese.
3) The ability of their cheese to change lives.
They will take great offense and immediately begin the NA invasion. If we claim that Almerra has superior cheese-making facilities deep in the bowels of the HoC Gulag, then their personal insecurities will bubble to the surface and they will bum-rush Almerra in search of superior American cheese.