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Offline Relit

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2013, 10:31:04 pm »
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oh yeah! well I declare war on your favourite song. My casus belli is: You attacked the moon, you shot ghandi, you called me names when I was 4 years old and your name is Relit.

Your name is Relit... Therefore my entire casus belli is legitimate!

Finally somebody gets it. Casus bellis may have meant something back in the days of yore but nowadays they are not used. Except in video games where people are trying to RP a little...

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2013, 10:38:16 pm »
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The more and more Relit says, the more people realize that

No one fucking cares what he has to say, and that he's a fucking god awful diplomat. He should have literally said,

And never returned to the thread what so ever.

I can't wait to see FCC wreck shit again.

I will never understand how HoC works, you want peace and neutrality one day yet the next you're trying to instigate the exact war you were just avoiding.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2013, 10:38:35 pm »
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2013, 10:38:51 pm »
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I declare a personal war on your color in Strat, Crumple Cocks! It looks too damn similar to ours, I get confused every time I look at the Strat map and I don't like it one bit.

You have 24 hours to change your colors before I do unspeakable things to myself and email you the pics. It will all be your fault.

You have been warpned.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #79 on: October 21, 2013, 10:49:21 pm »
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Considering your public battle message was talking about how you don't recognize the current leadership of HoC and will never allow HoC and Bonesaw to ever accomplish anything in strat an you are doing everything you can (outside of directly attacking HoC) to hurt them and prevent them from having any success because of Bonesaw's actions... is it any surprise that people could interpret that as a declaration of eternal war?
I thought that had summed it up nicely...

Go take a lesson from Bonesaw and know when to put the muzzle on yourself. You are not helping your faction. Contact Redgar. Seriously.

I will never understand how HoC works, you want peace and neutrality one day yet the next you're trying to instigate the exact war you were just avoiding.

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Redgar and Jona from what I know are the diplomats. I'm voicing my own personal opinion. You fucking autists think that one person (who isn't the designated diplo) speaks for a whole, and if that was the case I would think ALL OF RAVEN is fucking incompetent retarded window lickers who have to have help getting wheeled off the short bus by their care takers.

Actually I like most of Raven from what I can recollect, and I think they're pretty cool players. I guess Relit didn't understand what a personal attack was...

Also all I can do is laugh at you constantly trying to drag Bone into this shit. Regardless I'm allowed to voice my own opinion because I play the game, strat, and the forums.

So as I said, I'm ecstatic to see you get wrecked by FCC.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #80 on: October 21, 2013, 10:54:16 pm »
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I can't believe people take the time to write this shit, and then no battles happen.  I only post during work when I'm on the shitter.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #81 on: October 21, 2013, 10:59:45 pm »
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I can't believe people take the time to write this shit, and then no battles happen.  I only post during work when I'm on the shitter.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #82 on: October 21, 2013, 11:00:29 pm »
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Relit, my apologies. You did indeed cross out atrocities, and while I feel it still may be a provocation, I understand your intent. I also apologize if I came off as attacking your thread, because I am not. As I said, I think this war will be a ton of fun for everyone. It's just that so many people are up in arms when they really don't need to be if this war is for fun. It truly spoils the fun of it.  I only wish to see events unfold in good taste for ultimate enjoyment, especially because of the good personal relations between you. No need to tarnish what could be a good thing with anger.

As to Havelle, my 'rambling, incoherent messages' as you call them make more sense and are built upon a greater intelligence than any thought you have ever struggled to procure in your tiny ape-shit brain.  Your representation of yourself on the forums by the thoughts that you share are as impressive as the technological advancements of the Sudan. Your creativity is surpassed by the paintings of a quadriplegic Autistic child with a touch of Downs Syndrome.  The knowledge you seem to possess is akin to that of a Fruit Fly; but even a Fruit Fly can get laid before its life is over. Reading your posts is as entertaining as watching Stephen Hawking make love.  Furthermore, I doubt you will have more success in life at the rate you are going than a feeble wart-ridden Carnie would have in securing Natalie Portman as his wife, and even less at insulting me with your jack-assery.  I contribute my thoughts on a matter of diplomacy as a neutral party and you decide to attack ME? Don't go there bro. You will start a shit-flinging war that even the apes would cower from; yet a chimp would have more success than you would in besting me in a contest of wit, for you would be like an ungifted Asian she-male, and I like a mature Nigerian beast, in contest for a woman to take to bed.  Take your fuckery elsewhere you feeble-minded fucktard, you blue-balled goat-fucking cock-sucking neckbeard. If you lived on a farm they would keep you penned with the sheep, and even in heat, the females of the flock would deny you, and you would resort to crying deeply in the mud whilst raping the little lambs, consoling yourself of your actions by desperately convincing yourself that you were doing a public service and tenderizing the meat early.  Indeed, you are so dim-witted that if you were to acquire ownership of Microsoft you would invest in Mac. Do NOT fuck with me.  Go back to your shit-stained corner of your pig pen and jerk yourself off you worthless fuck.

Thank you. That is all.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #83 on: October 21, 2013, 11:05:16 pm »
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Warborn getting heated LOL


Last time Frisia attacked FCC they gave up all of their villages and retreated into their castles. If this constitutes getting fucked/wrecked, Sir Warborn, I shall no longer besmirch your opinions.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #84 on: October 21, 2013, 11:37:18 pm »
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Remind us how that war ended again? With us in control of the area and you declaring peace and hoping to get an even larger block of clans to try again? Sound about right? 

As far as I know fcc and lco are on speaking terms so unless that changes you guys might have to nutup on your own.
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #85 on: October 21, 2013, 11:38:56 pm »
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Nah LCO just playin you for fools they aint neva goin back on us xD

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2013, 11:48:52 pm »
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Where do the Free Peasants stand on this? Where indeeeeeed.....
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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2013, 11:50:00 pm »
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Where do the Free Peasants stand on this? Where indeeeeeed.....

Probably in 3 feet of snow outside Fisdnar trying to develop wheat that grows in the village of perpetual winter :D

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #88 on: October 22, 2013, 12:03:17 am »
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Warborn.. seriously just umm.. just please calm down.. I'll get you some ummm.. cookie dough or something if you just calm the FUCK DOWN YOU INBRED PIG.

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Re: War of Northern Aggression
« Reply #89 on: October 22, 2013, 12:45:56 am »
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Warborn getting heated LOL


Last time Frisia attacked FCC they gave up all of their villages and retreated into their castles. If this constitutes getting fucked/wrecked, Sir Warborn, I shall no longer besmirch your opinions.

Anyone who plays strat realizes that villages don't really mean shit. They're extremely easy to conquer. No one gives a fuck about the jackass who has pink text of a village. The real deal are the castles. Which is why there is seemingly, always a retreat to castles.

So since you obviously aren't aware of how shit works on strat let me give you a protip. Castles are defendable, and take siege equipment to attack. So for FCC turtling into castles only makes sense. I guess in your world FCC should have abandoned their castles and armed their fiefs to the teeth?

Also if you look at FCC strat history, they do a really good job of destroying shit. They hold 21~% of the total losses in the NA strat from Anders post, and they are still a force to be reckoned with. Maybe, Maybe, that's what I was talking about when I meant fuck/wrecked. Oh did you see the part where they have a KDR of a solid 1? I know I shouldn't, but I'll assume you understand the implications behind that.

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Warborn.. seriously just umm.. just please calm down.. I'll get you some ummm.. cookie dough or something if you just calm the FUCK DOWN YOU INBRED PIG.



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