War of Northern Aggression

[HarryCrumb]

ALL OF RAVEN is fucking incompetent retarded window lickers who have to have help getting wheeled off the short bus by their care takers.

...and that's why cup is still a recruit, he still can't handle getting off the fkn bus by himself

[dynamike]

Observation:

The amount of hate on the forums built up and spreading in all kinds of directions is directly adverse to the number of Kesh's posts, ergo less posting activity of Kesh are diminishing his function as hate focal point.

This calls for a custom title, if you ask me.

[kasMVC]

Well that's just not true warborn silly duckling. Many villages are easily defended. But I suppose to you, Warborn, losing field battles and fiefs means nothing. I'm glad to see how ingratiated you are with FCC, maybe you can learn how to retreat into a castle after getting flag capped by our beautiful mercenaries

[HarryCrumb]

a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:

yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles (behind raven, as long as turbo isn't leading while drunk then he is just impossible to understand). nothing is better than having a guy (kesh) come on to your TS and plead you to help aid him in his quest for the grail (poontang of calradia). we respect yall and are extremely confuzziled why yall are getting so antsy about relit being essentially the anti-christ when really he is just the retarded guy from east bound and down and turboflex is kenny powers. can't yall just get in the fightin' mood and start gettin' excited for some good ole battles?

ps. imma t-bag the fk out of chesty every battle. SS to follow.

[BaleOhay]

a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:

yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles (behind raven, as long as turbo isn't leading while drunk then he is just impossible to understand). nothing is better than having a guy (kesh) come on to your TS and plead you to help aid him in his quest for the grail (poontang of calradia). we respect yall and are extremely confuzziled why yall are getting so antsy about relit being essentially the anti-christ when really he is just the retarded guy from east bound and down and turboflex is kenny powers. can't yall just get in the fightin' mood and start gettin' excited for some good ole battles?

ps. imma t-bag the fk out of chesty every battle. SS to follow.

Harry for lead diplomat. If that was the way you all started this we would have not said a word. As for happy to have fights look who you are speaking with! All we do is fight. We even end Xmas card to our grandmother with Love ya.. but could totally kick your ass.

Feel free to merc for us again when your crew decide we are not evil any longer.

Threatening Chesty with tea bagging is clearly not worth the effort. It is like offering sex addict an orgy.

[Kirbyy]

is a symbol of a cry for attention.

Ya got me.  Also, claiming false stories or explaining things out of context is always a fun game.  I can do it to: I had sex with Mila Kunis, then she told me she wanted to play on my crpg account so she could kick HoC's ass, seeing as though she's new to the game, I didn't think it'd be too hard of a task for her.

[cup457]

a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:

yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles

but I dont like to merc for FCC because they dont let me leach in the battles

[Socks]

[chesterotab]

Can you guys please focus your efforts on initiating some god damn battles already? If you put as much effort into that as you do shit posting and counter shit posting we would all be level 36 by now.

This shit is shameful.

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Think of the xp,

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WHY WONT ANYONE JUST THINK OF THE XP?

[Real_Dece_Guy]

a note from all of raven (me n cup) to FCC:

yall are honestly the most fun faction to merc for in strat battles (behind raven, as long as turbo isn't leading while drunk then he is just impossible to understand). nothing is better than having a guy (kesh) come on to your TS and plead you to help aid him in his quest for the grail (poontang of calradia). we respect yall and are extremely confuzziled why yall are getting so antsy about relit being essentially the anti-christ when really he is just the retarded guy from east bound and down and turboflex is kenny powers. can't yall just get in the fightin' mood and start gettin' excited for some good ole battles?

For my part, I blame most of the testiness in my first post to being in a bad mood at work on a Monday - which is no real excuse, but it happens.

I took Relit's post far more seriously than he apparently did, and thought that there were accusations of serious treaty breaches when it was really just a matter of bad communications with Matey and a war we happen to be fighting in a neighbouring territory.  I'm cool with fig leaves as long as it gets us plenty of XP.

I just wish, on a personal level, that we could all declare war like straightforward warleaders

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See KING, THE GOBBLIN

instead of elected politicians, and dispense with pretenses.

[Jeade]

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Relit, my apologies. You did indeed cross out atrocities, and while I feel it still may be a provocation, I understand your intent. I also apologize if I came off as attacking your thread, because I am not. As I said, I think this war will be a ton of fun for everyone. It's just that so many people are up in arms when they really don't need to be if this war is for fun. It truly spoils the fun of it.  I only wish to see events unfold in good taste for ultimate enjoyment, especially because of the good personal relations between you. No need to tarnish what could be a good thing with anger.

As to Havelle, my 'rambling, incoherent messages' as you call them make more sense and are built upon a greater intelligence than any thought you have ever struggled to procure in your tiny ape-shit brain.  Your representation of yourself on the forums by the thoughts that you share are as impressive as the technological advancements of the Sudan. Your creativity is surpassed by the paintings of a quadriplegic Autistic child with a touch of Downs Syndrome.  The knowledge you seem to possess is akin to that of a Fruit Fly; but even a Fruit Fly can get laid before its life is over. Reading your posts is as entertaining as watching Stephen Hawking make love.  Furthermore, I doubt you will have more success in life at the rate you are going than a feeble wart-ridden Carnie would have in securing Natalie Portman as his wife, and even less at insulting me with your jack-assery.  I contribute my thoughts on a matter of diplomacy as a neutral party and you decide to attack ME? Don't go there bro. You will start a shit-flinging war that even the apes would cower from; yet a chimp would have more success than you would in besting me in a contest of wit, for you would be like an ungifted Asian she-male, and I like a mature Nigerian beast, in contest for a woman to take to bed.  Take your fuckery elsewhere you feeble-minded fucktard, you blue-balled goat-fucking cock-sucking neckbeard. If you lived on a farm they would keep you penned with the sheep, and even in heat, the females of the flock would deny you, and you would resort to crying deeply in the mud whilst raping the little lambs, consoling yourself of your actions by desperately convincing yourself that you were doing a public service and tenderizing the meat early.  Indeed, you are so dim-witted that if you were to acquire ownership of Microsoft you would invest in Mac. Do NOT fuck with me.  Go back to your shit-stained corner of your pig pen and jerk yourself off you worthless fuck.

Thank you. That is all.

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Yeah, I couldn't even read all that. Its like the stream of conscious from somebody truly struggling to cope with Asperger Syndrome.

This is coming from someone who finds Canary posts to be a rare treat in this barren wasteland of retarded bullshit.

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[Krosis]

Remind us how that war ended again? With us in control of the area and you declaring peace and hoping to get an even larger block of clans to try again? Sound about right? 

As far as I know fcc and lco are on speaking terms so unless that changes you guys might have to nutup on your own.

Did arowaine quit the game ? Cuz that sounds disgusting.

[Warborn304]

Yeah, I couldn't even read all that. Its like the stream of conscious from somebody truly struggling to cope with Asperger Syndrome.

This is coming from someone who finds Canary posts to be a rare treat in this barren wasteland of retarded bullshit.

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[ArysOakheart]

Anyone who plays strat realizes that villages don't really mean shit. They're extremely easy to conquer. No one gives a fuck about the jackass who has pink text of a village.

Woah Woah Woah buddy, pretty sure that Pink Text Village Fisdnar is harder to take then some castles.

[Warborn304]

Woah Woah Woah buddy, pretty sure that Pink Text Village Fisdnar is harder to take then some castles.

Actually, when I wrote this I did not have your glorious, and beloved Fisdnar in mind. I can only beg your pardon, a thousand times over.

I really respect what you do, and the looms that you have. For real though.