War of Northern Aggression

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

OH, wow, you work SO much. Fuk I do 60 hours a week at work. And still manage video games and school. Yea, ok. Get better at IRL scrub.

Oh, and I'm working on becoming a Certified Engineer, while finishing my Graduate Degree for a Masters in Civil Engineering.

Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.

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jk m8 did i russle ur fethers a bit?

[Sharpe]

nou

NoU

[Lt_Anders]

Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.

Funny you should say that. Today I helped my Boss(the Engineer) start designing this adult living facility. I think it was made just for you. It's got the first floor as solid Concrete Masonry Units(CMU's) which help support that massive flab that you have to lug around. Though they haven't been designed yet, steel beams to allow you to not collapse are being installed, because we'd rather not have our ginormous client unable to get up once he's fallen down. Humpty had that happen, so we don't need the great big gobblin to have that happen yet either.

But to allow you play that awesome space jam, we made the second and third stories wood to not shatter from the strength of the  songs. There's even a giant flower garden on the leeward side so that your stench doesn't kill the surrounding neighborhoods.

Of course, this took 3 hours, and then we got a call from the Architect giving us a 10 day extension cause you happened to move to much and they needed to get some cranes to your current location to prop you back up in the correct position for placement into your new house. Sorry, but we'll get your nice Living Facility designed and built on time so that you can move in right when your current facility gets to big for your ever expanding girth.

I do so hope you like the awesome exercise machine I put in...It's called a mouse and keyboard. It'll help your fingers at least maintain some form of your original self.

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I do hope you liked this. It's what I actually spent today doing, but gave it a spin just for you.

[Lemon]

NoU

nOu

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Funny you should say that. Today I helped my Boss(the Engineer) start designing this adult living facility. I think it was made just for you. It's got the first floor as solid Concrete Masonry Units(CMU's) which help support that massive flab that you have to lug around. Though they haven't been designed yet, steel beams to allow you to not collapse are being installed, because we'd rather not have our ginormous client unable to get up once he's fallen down. Humpty had that happen, so we don't need the great big gobblin to have that happen yet either.

But to allow you play that awesome space jam, we made the second and third stories wood to not shatter from the strength of the  songs. There's even a giant flower garden on the leeward side so that your stench doesn't kill the surrounding neighborhoods.

Of course, this took 3 hours, and then we got a call from the Architect giving us a 10 day extension cause you happened to move to much and they needed to get some cranes to your current location to prop you back up in the correct position for placement into your new house. Sorry, but we'll get your nice Living Facility designed and built on time so that you can move in right when your current facility gets to big for your ever expanding girth.

I do so hope you like the awesome exercise machine I put in...It's called a mouse and keyboard. It'll help your fingers at least maintain some form of your original self.

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I do hope you liked this. It's what I actually spent today doing, but gave it a spin just for you.

See Jona, here's a man that knows how to play along.

[SP1N]

Hey, you guys leave Zagush alone! I was saving it for a fun knockdown battle, but now I have to ruin the surprise in hopes that you guys have hearts.

[Matey]

Hey, you guys leave Zagush alone! I was saving it for a fun knockdown battle, but now I have to ruin the surprise in hopes that you guys have hearts.

looks like we missed the boat on that one.

[Jona]

See Jona, here's a man that knows how to play along.

My B, I figured if I broke out any engineering-speak it would go way over your head. I prefer my words have a deeper, more penetrating effect.

[Jona]

I penetrated your mom.

I'm glad you can recognize innuendo so well.

[SP1N]

Come help save my kitties!

http://forum.melee.org/mercenary-recruitment/how-n1ps-got-her-groove-back-the-central-confederacy's-bump-'n'-grind-coalition/msg885398/#msg885398

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

Yes Anders but that is because you have more time to give to work every week because unlike me you don't take time out to shower, exercise, and diggle bitches.

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jk m8 did i russle ur fethers a bit?

You play cRPG, you're a permavirgin, you're fat, and you live in your parents basement.

[CrazyCracka420]

Things I learned from this thread, I have autism, and apparently a massive penis (homemade fleshlight using toilet paper roll?  lol I broke right through that).

You know what they say, I may not bottom out every time but I sure do fuck the shit out of the sides.

[HarryCrumb]

Things I learned from this thread, I have autism, and apparently a massive penis (homemade fleshlight using toilet paper roll?  lol I broke right through that).

You know what they say, I may not bottom out every time but I sure do fuck the shit out of the sides.

choad

[Jack1]

I've had so much fun the these strat bettles these last two days that I can barely even remember them!

[Keshian]

wow you guys are dumb.  Postponed battles for 48 hours now and you attack twice in the middle of them.  I hope you enjoy 6 battles in 1 day, lol.    Didn't you notice no one on eu or na attacked anyone today (the day before halloween) because battles for the last 2 days all mashed together.