War of Northern Aggression

[Artyem]

If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.

Well, maybe you shouldn't sell fiefs before you own them.  Maybe you shouldn't call the kettle black, or give disputed villages to neutral factions, or attack third parties due to your ridiculous neckbeard paranoia.

Go climb a wall of dicks.

[Gmnotutoo]

I'll give you a LP if you switch sides and go positive. No joke.

Edit: I'll go a step further and give out LPs to anyone who doesn't merc for FCC.

uh.. I like loompoints, I need new shoes and I only need one more point to make them. Can I has?

[MURDERTRON]

I want LPs.  Also, I help you guys make LPs, so I should start taking a cut.

[TheAppleSauceMan]

If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.

I'm not gonna name any names or point any fingers as we don't need even more drama, but, to be fair, I've had members of your faction do the exact same thing to me personally. Don't complain about people doing what you yourselves have done.

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I never took the bribe, inb4 they say it was a joke because I never went for it.

[Phantasmal]

I will merc for crpg gold!

(Really, I want to buy more MWs)

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

If Artyem didn't care he wouldn't be bribing our mercs with cRPG gold to switch sides. Pretty fucking shitty Artyem.

Kesh pms EU mercs literally begging them to sign up for his battles on the forum.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

It should be noted that I have read excerpts of messages Keshian has sent to people with paragraphs of e-dicksucking within them attempting to get them to play for him.

Take that as a non-partisan comment on how much of a nerd that man is.

[Matey]

It should be noted that I have read excerpts of messages Keshian has sent to people with paragraphs of e-dicksucking within them attempting to get them to play for him.

Take that as a non-partisan comment on how much of a nerd that man is.

sounds better than bribing to me.

[Keshian]

sounds better than bribing to me.

this ^

Sometimes I send messages thanking people for fighting for us.  Other times I send messages to people where I ask politely for them to merc for us, usually just a  few lines.  Other times i get messages from people raging at me and I try to remind them that if they want to be treated as older than 12 years old they should learn to control their nerd rage.  You can guess who has gotten which messages.

And no I will never resort to bribes with crpg gold - it seems a distasteful and low-brow way to play the game, usually resorted to by people desperately afraid of losing, but to each their own I guess.  personally i think FCC has done so well because in the end we are not afraid to lose everything so we play balls to the wall and attack nonstop with tens of thousands of troops if need be only to get fiefs that we just eventually just sell anyway so we can fight some more.

[Artyem]

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And no I will never resort to bribes with crpg gold - it seems a distasteful and low-brow way to play the game, usually resorted to by people desperately afraid of losing, but to each their own I guess.

Sometimes I wonder if you even read what people post here, you +1'd Applesauce even though he just called you out on what you're vehemently denying.  Even worse is you're taking me paying my friend some gold to switch sides (literally one person) and twisting it around like I just payed off millions of cRPG gold to switch your entire roster.

personally i think FCC has done so well because in the end we are not afraid to lose everything so we play balls to the wall and attack nonstop with tens of thousands of troops if need be only to get fiefs that we just eventually just sell anyway so we can fight some more.

Yeah, or maybe that's the cutthroat, anything-to-win attitude I mentioned before.  Shitty battle times, shitty forum posting, shitty attitude and behavioral issues.  Oh yeah, we were your friends alright, even though the few times we ever requested your help was met with "lol we aren't allied" and later "you could totally join us" and once we caught the drift of that it was "why the fuck are you guys fighting our vassals wtf we were friends".

but oh well, GG, better wipe small factions and replace them with docile AFK factions that can recruit troops for you.  Although I gotta thank Bale for helping us out when we were smaller and didn't have shit tons of silver at our disposal.  Stay classy.

[BaleOhay]

I am a little confused on that last bit? Any time you ever needed anything at the start we were there for you and asked nothing in return. You wanted a fief. We bought you one by sending Anders to take it. Had anyone threatened you we would have come to your aide without asking. Hell every time I thought you guys were in trouble I sent you a PM that we were on the way and we showed up. Look at the fight rosters in the beginning how many FCC were on your side?

You can throw all the shit at the wall you want but us leaving you without help is one nugget you can shove back up your poop hole because it is not true.

[Keshian]

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Sometimes I wonder if you even read what people post here, you +1'd Applesauce even though he just called you out on what you're vehemently denying.  Even worse is you're taking me paying my friend some gold to switch sides (literally one person) and twisting it around like I just payed off millions of cRPG gold to switch your entire roster.

Yeah, or maybe that's the cutthroat, anything-to-win attitude I mentioned before.  Shitty battle times, shitty forum posting, shitty attitude and behavioral issues.  Oh yeah, we were your friends alright, even though the few times we ever requested your help was met with "lol we aren't allied" and later "you could totally join us" and once we caught the drift of that it was "why the fuck are you guys fighting our vassals wtf we were friends".

but oh well, GG, better wipe small factions and replace them with docile AFK factions that can recruit troops for you.  Although I gotta thank Bale for helping us out when we were smaller and didn't have shit tons of silver at our disposal.  Stay classy.

I usually +1 applesauce because hes not a little child that gets super butthurt when he loses in a video game to the point of becoming a little whiny bitch.  And no I never paid anyone ever crpg gold to sign up for us nor offered to - we have only ever offered generally publicized prizes for top performers in our battles that everyone can get and knows about, never secretive Ill give you crpg gold to switch sides last minute (which you would never have to do if it really was a real friend).  If you are that desperate to win then go for it, just realize you can call u all the names you want but its you that dragged your character in the mud to win in a video game along with a special select few that are also being attacked as we speak.  And yes we saved your ass a lot and listened to your constant wild speculations that everyone was conspiring to attack you even though no one ever cared enough to do so, certainly not with the elaborate crazy ideas you came up with.

[HarryCrumb]

i'd gladly drag my name in the mud to buy cup's mercing expertise

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I usually +1 applesauce because hes not a little child that gets super butthurt when he loses in a video game to the point of becoming a little whiny bitch.  And no I never paid anyone ever crpg gold to sign up for us nor offered to - we have only ever offered generally publicized prizes for top performers in our battles that everyone can get and knows about, never secretive Ill give you crpg gold to switch sides last minute (which you would never have to do if it really was a real friend).  If you are that desperate to win then go for it, just realize you can call u all the names you want but its you that dragged your character in the mud to win in a video game along with a special select few that are also being attacked as we speak.  And yes we saved your ass a lot and listened to your constant wild speculations that everyone was conspiring to attack you even though no one ever cared enough to do so, certainly not with the elaborate crazy ideas you came up with.

I was under the impression that FCC fairly routinely offers upper level mercs "I'll pay you 50/100k if you sign for us/play for us (instead)!". I'm talking people like Allers, Rohypnol, etc. Honestly I don't see a difference between that and what Artyem did.

I mean really, this is some lame fucking drama... "you paid someone to play for you!? Wow! Disgusting! How DARE you do that totally legal thing that lots of people do! How DARE you offer goods for services?"

If this is the best shitposting we as a community can come up with, then all hope is lost. I'd rather drink stale piss from Jack Nicholson's foul ass pit than pretend to care about people giving people money to play for them.

I expect to see better shitposting the next time I view this thread

[Matey]

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Sometimes I wonder if you even read what people post here, you +1'd Applesauce even though he just called you out on what you're vehemently denying.  Even worse is you're taking me paying my friend some gold to switch sides (literally one person) and twisting it around like I just payed off millions of cRPG gold to switch your entire roster.

Yeah, or maybe that's the cutthroat, anything-to-win attitude I mentioned before.  Shitty battle times, shitty forum posting, shitty attitude and behavioral issues.  Oh yeah, we were your friends alright, even though the few times we ever requested your help was met with "lol we aren't allied" and later "you could totally join us" and once we caught the drift of that it was "why the fuck are you guys fighting our vassals wtf we were friends".

but oh well, GG, better wipe small factions and replace them with docile AFK factions that can recruit troops for you.  Although I gotta thank Bale for helping us out when we were smaller and didn't have shit tons of silver at our disposal.  Stay classy.

Do you actually believe any of the shit you spout? Shitty battle times... almost all shitty battle times this war are from CC. The few shitty times FCC has initiated are interceptions in the field and you really can't blame us for that without being retarded. Shitty forum posting... While we have made some shitty posts you are at least even with us there. Shitty attitude... You have us beat hands down seeing as you started a war with us then flipped shit and removed us from your friend list because of a strat war. Behavioural issues... Well I think you win that one too but sure some of us are competing there I guess.

also... wiping small factions. We helped you get started. We helped a lot of small factions get started. We helped frisia get going... We gave Ravens some support (they may not have needed it but they got some help). You think we are big horrible monsters for trying to wipe you off the map after you declared war on us? what the hell else would you expect us to do in a war? oh thats right you wanted us to ignore your fiefs and go kill you allies instead cause you totally wouldn't launch raids in our lands while we were doing that.