Funny you should say that. Today I helped my Boss(the Engineer) start designing this adult living facility. I think it was made just for you. It's got the first floor as solid Concrete Masonry Units(CMU's) which help support that massive flab that you have to lug around. Though they haven't been designed yet, steel beams to allow you to not collapse are being installed, because we'd rather not have our ginormous client unable to get up once he's fallen down. Humpty had that happen, so we don't need the great big gobblin to have that happen yet either.
But to allow you play that awesome space jam, we made the second and third stories wood to not shatter from the strength of the songs. There's even a giant flower garden on the leeward side so that your stench doesn't kill the surrounding neighborhoods.
Of course, this took 3 hours, and then we got a call from the Architect giving us a 10 day extension cause you happened to move to much and they needed to get some cranes to your current location to prop you back up in the correct position for placement into your new house. Sorry, but we'll get your nice Living Facility designed and built on time so that you can move in right when your current facility gets to big for your ever expanding girth.
I do so hope you like the awesome exercise machine I put in...It's called a mouse and keyboard. It'll help your fingers at least maintain some form of your original self.
I do hope you liked this. It's what I actually spent today doing, but gave it a spin just for you.