I think I'm already done.
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Don't laugh you guys, it's really me!
PS: Anyone else noticed how we play along with cmpx', hell, even chadz' karma, yet noone dares to touch Mylet?Done (in b4 KGB).
I don't know who this Mylet is...so.. *shrug*
But, as I deleted my Facebook, and I'm not taking a new picture just for you homos...my avatar will have to serve as picture enough.
I'd post, but I absolutely hate cameras and being caught by them unless it's for work. So to that effect all I have are pics of me from gigs, studio sessions and photo shoots. And apparently pics of playing an instrument make you a "bundle of sticks hipster kid" or so a few PM's in my in-box have told me. /shrug
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That belt-bag and Amsterdam remind me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFCOa4tjHeo
Or to be more specific:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP9_ipg9Zl8
This is me, posing outdoors. I shaved a few days before this thread was made though.(click to show/hide)
Gonna post a pic with that spoiler thing?
Nevermind, found it in your broken code :)(click to show/hide)
AND FOR THE LOVE GOD EAT SOMETHING!
Yeah, I've opened for Nevermore twice before in my last serious band. They're actually from up here in the seattle area and Darrell and I got our tats from the same artist so... :)
I loved the bodies exhibit when it came up here to the NW area. Cool shit. Also a big fan of the stretched skins of tattooed people (samurai, yakuza, tribal peoples) exhibit though I forget what the name of that one was.
Wait - Nevermore? Isn't that a Swedish band?
Huh...
Nevermore is an American heavy metal band from Seattle, Washington. Formed in 1991, they are known to incorporate elements from styles such as thrash, power, progressive, and neo-classical metal into their songs, and also makes use of acoustic guitars and a wide range of vocal styles.
As you can see, I train to be a knight in real life too.
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As you can see, I train to be a knight in real life too.(click to show/hide)
Don't listen tommy, your armor looks awesome and your sword is mighty!
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Vic, why would you edit me out of the picture? HERE, I kept the original:
EDIT: Taken on national Jihad day.
Where are all the supposedly old people? Most of you actually seem younger than me, and that's not nice.
Thanks, now I feel better at 22. It's just that most of the people here seem to be teens, while in game, I always see people claiming to be 30-40, sometimes even more. And that just doesn't add up with these pictures.
Thanks, now I feel better at 22. It's just that most of the people here seem to be teens, while in game, I always see people claiming to be 30-40, sometimes even more. And that just doesn't add up with these pictures.
oldies dont post our pics, it's just not done
Here is one taken when i was younger.(click to show/hide)
and here is a more recent one taken the other day in my wondrous beauty(click to show/hide)
Oh. There are Tits. Thought it was some kind of handpuppet.
In for this, here is a picture of me flexing.(click to show/hide)
STAWP THAT!! STOP THEIT ANNANNAUGHEHH DA BEAUTIFULAH OF DAH BODY LOOK NNAIIICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLUth_5EpI#t=3m27s)+1 troll points for that.
STAWP THAT!! STOP THEIT ANNANNAUGHEHH DA BEAUTIFULAH OF DAH BODY LOOK NNAIIICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLUth_5EpI#t=3m27s)Heheheh I'm sorry you just look so ridiculous.
STAWP THAT!! STOP THEIT ANNANNAUGHEHH DA BEAUTIFULAH OF DAH BODY LOOK NNAIIICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLUth_5EpI#t=3m27s)
Leveling me with the person referred to as the God of the bodybuilding world. Thanks for the gesture.
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im pretty sure that gif was more along the lines of "is this kid serious?!?"
So far over your head you didn't even see it.and you got it cause it hit you in the head
I enjoy the unique individuality & creativity you radiate with your picture posts.my bad i read that too fast
my bad i read that too fast
i thought you were still talking about yourself.
i'm in the middle of a game.
How'd you people get these photos up? I feel so retarded.. :cry:
How'd you people get these photos up? I feel so retarded.. :cry:
aaawww there there, well you are fucking retarded but its not your fault.
Draedan, thats how we roll here do not fail me again.
Hehe check out my pupilsi know what you be dooooin!!(click to show/hide)
pix
unless of course....(click to show/hide)
Sadly I've been clean for over two years now. Consequently the past two years have seemed extremely boring. :cry:
@Khorin: wtf ??? id never say.......Say what? :P
In for this, here is a picture of me flexing.
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HI
Nice is that Warmart crothes?
YEP
Where is you in that pic
That is unbelievably gross.
I got into a fistfight that was escalated to a weapon fight unnecessarily. :)
Gorath, if you're going to assume anything about my personal life, at least try and sound like less of a fucking retard. You don't have the slightest idea of the circumstance, and I'd never tell a fat worthless fuck like you in the first place.Thanks for proving my point I suppose, lol
That's what happens when trolls troll IRL ya know. :wink:
I wish I knew how to get a picture of me onto the computer :(
You're right. I proved your point about TROLLING by calling you an idiot when I meant it.
In for this, here is a picture of me flexing.(click to show/hide)
I got into a fistfight that was escalated to a weapon fight unnecessarily. :)
OMFG AGHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
The worst thing is, he's proud of that! Bro, go grab a big jug of protein/weight gainer and start stacking them weights. If you had anything more then a thin layer of muscle from being underweight you'd throw those arms in the air like a puuure playaaa and give a real flex.
Oh and I also hate photos so I'm not taking a new one for this.
Instead heres a link to my work profile. If your nearby feel free to drop in and say hi. I can help train you to be a strong knight :D
http://www.positivefit.com.au/about/andrew-clarke (http://www.positivefit.com.au/about/andrew-clarke)
It's in Australia btw.
.. Just noticed work spelt my name wrong too lol been there over a year. No love. :cry: :lol:
Ok, I stand corrected. See I thought perhaps you were just a troll that acted like a rager. Apparently you really do suffer from severe anger management issues and a hostile attitude towards others. There's pills for that. Still explains why the situation escalated to someone pulling a weapon out in all likely hood, given your general attitude. ;)I really want another great rage-quit forum like this one (http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,148824.0.html) the new forum needs one.
However I will refrain from calling you a troll anymore and will refer to your rage issues as what they are from this point forward.
*Judging from your rage fueled reaction to the most gentle of quips, and attitude in-game this is the most logical of conclusions at this point.*
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This is me, two years ago, in the beautiful village of fucking (upper Austria)
the red strike through made me initialy think it was a 'no fucking' sign.
Was like why would you stand proudly infront of that? unless theres some hot chick bent over infront of you.
Yeah, I know. I didn't even want to be involved, but that shit forces itself upon you sometimes. NOW I'M ALL PERMAGNARRED FURREL.
Real talk, defending my Dad. Worth it.
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this is me back home, in the Philippines
I'll agree that a huge majority of people that think they're strong or hard don't know the first thing about fighting to win. Getting mad and throwing your fists isn't enough. I'll admit I don't know much, but I know how to throw punches and keep my distance. Groundfighting my knowledge extends enough to keep me from getting choked out or put in an armbar. Even knowing just a little bit puts you way ahead of most people.
I'll admit I don't know much, but I know how to throw punches and keep my distance. Groundfighting my knowledge extends enough to keep me from getting choked out or put in an armbar.
This thread is about pictures zomg!
I never understood why it's so wrong to talk about fighting. Especially on a forum for a game where you fight. Weird. HOLY GOD DAMN, people in physical conflict? Well, if that hasn't been the way it's been forever, I'll be damned!
Noone fights back when you grab their sack and tell them to whistle dixie.crpg made me laugh as nutcase again
She hates it when I put this photo up =Pwe don't(click to show/hide)
It isn't wrong to talk about fighting. Its just a little bit angsty teen insecurity showcase.
Also, the forum is for a game where you pretend to fight - it isn't physical :)
And I'm not sure what you mean about being the way it's been forever. If you mean physical conflict, I don't think the majority of history (or even prehistory, as implied by forever) has involved physical conflict. It's not exactly a theme.
Where is the line between a desire to do harm, imagined harm and harm done? It's all pretty close on an ethical level.
As for the teenage angst thing, I think there's a tremendous difference between pretending to be a hard motherfucker for attention, and talking about it. I'm sure you wouldn't say the same thing to a professional fighter, so why are we being angsty?
You really don't think physical conflict has been a theme throughout history? We just suddenly developed our violent instincts? I mean, even if you were to use the animal world as a comparison, there are primates that kill each other with spears. We're not really that much more evolved, so it's not hard to extrapolate that we've always been violent.
Where is the line between a desire to do harm, imagined harm and harm done? It's all pretty close on an ethical level.Regardles of your experience and training any "bar fight" can end with a serious injury to you or other person, why would anybody be proud of such possible outcome? There are difference between discussing proffesional sport\martial arts and "bar fights". One is an activity that helps you to "grow", yet another is result of inability to deal\communicate with other people. So sure, maybe we didn't evolved that much, but we do have a choice to solve rl situations in many different ways.
As for the teenage angst thing, I think there's a tremendous difference between pretending to be a hard motherfucker for attention, and talking about it. I'm sure you wouldn't say the same thing to a professional fighter, so why are we being angsty?
You really don't think physical conflict has been a theme throughout history? We just suddenly developed our violent instincts? I mean, even if you were to use the animal world as a comparison, there are primates that kill each other with spears. We're not really that much more evolved, so it's not hard to extrapolate that we've always been violent.
Banok kinda looks like Horatio Hornblower
Yeah that's me the legendary archer of Mercenaries, also archer IRL. I thought I should reveal my face, enjoy.I'd bend you over.(click to show/hide)
googled it, I guess sohornblower you say...
but usually i look something like this(click to show/hide)
Children must be so much fun! You both look incredible happy :Dwell, at least your comment made me
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Here's the fucker you all love and hate. (Mostly hate I s'pose)
Hell, i could of guessed that you look like our national gay icon......(click to show/hide)
:wink:
Hell, i could of guessed that you look like our national gay icon......bwahwahwah!!! :lol:(click to show/hide)
:wink:
bwahwahwah!!! :lol:
ciganović je sigurno lady gaga
english plz?surely ciganović is lady gaga
surely ciganović is lady gaga
now you can understand everything :rolleyes: :wink:
Did you call me or that gay icon a gypsy?
Cigány is gypsy in Hungarian, and our countries go way back, sharing a lot of similarities ;).
Did you call me or that gay icon a gypsy?here you go... you didn't understand. i didn't mention gypsies at all (cigani / romi). you have to understand croatian and you have to live in croatia at least 2-3 years to understand what i said / ment.
Cigány is gypsy in Hungarian, and our countries go way back, sharing a lot of similarities ;).
here you go... you didn't understand. i didn't mention gypsies at all (cigani / romi). you have to understand croatian and you have to live in croatia at least 2-3 years to understand what i said / ment.
I'd bend you over.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pafsCADYKs#t=0m13s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pafsCADYKs#t=0m13s)
OMFG AGHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
The worst thing is, he's proud of that! Bro, go grab a big jug of protein/weight gainer and start stacking them weights. If you had anything more then a thin layer of muscle from being underweight you'd throw those arms in the air like a puuure playaaa and give a real flex.
I can SLDL 405lbs, go hate elsewhere weak scrawn.i bet cannibal is now sorry
I can SLDL 405lbs, go hate elsewhere weak scrawn.
You know, you have the figure of a Greek God. Do you have any useful skills, though?
Who? Balton?
Naaah.
He knows how to seduce other guys in the gym....i recon that's sort of a skill...... :wink:I hope it's not from autopsy Gnjus ;)
Oh and I also hate photos so I'm not taking a new one for this.
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff489/Solar_Macharias/Andy-Profile.jpg
So theres a link to my work profile i did a few weeks back. It's for public use anyway :D
He knows how to seduce other guys in the gym....i recon that's sort of a skill...... :wink:
a few god damn pics of myself.
Pully, you need to let that beard grow! LET IT FREEEEE!!!
My typical prey using my waterproof sniper xbow prepatchlol(click to show/hide)
And after the xbow nerf(click to show/hide)
i used to have a full beard, but girls persuaded me to shave it off haha!
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you are expelled from the clan congrats.fuck you noc
a few god damn pics of myself.
Me & a friend night out leicester
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I wear the helmet to save yourselves from a heart attack.murm thats class lol.
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(http://img171.imageshack.us/i/bobinarmour.jpg/)
In a strange, I've never seen that style before...
If it's hair on a guys face, I've seen it.
FINALLY.gah, give breastplate in crpg qq.
We can show off our pics in armor again! Yayyy!Pay attention to my badassery and ignore my goofy face and the strange English guy adjusting the hat, please.(click to show/hide)
gah, give breastplate in crpg qq.
clubbing in chainmail :D (selfmade euopean 6 in 1)
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i used to have a full beard, but girls persuaded me to shave it off haha!You pussy! Don't listen to chicks, they got no idea about manlyness!!
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Here's the fucker you all love and hate. (Mostly hate I s'pose)
You know, you have the figure of a Greek God. Do you have any useful skills, though?
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
If we combine that beards it could be a nice full beard. We just have to steal some moustache. :Ochose:
60 m above the lake balaton in Hungary, Siofok :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE#t=0m7s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE#t=0m7s)(click to show/hide)
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I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
Haters gonna hate.(click to show/hide)
I almost squeezed an onion out my arse when I saw this.
Dude I fucking feel like kicking your ass back to Shire, I wish you fell from that goddamn hill and broke your fucking pelvis.
I almost squeezed an onion out my arse when I saw this.
Dude I fucking feel like kicking your ass back to Shire, I wish you fell from that goddamn hill and broke your fucking pelvis.
I almost squeezed an onion out my arse when I saw this.what could possibly be etymology behind that syntagm :shock:
http://img163.imageshack.us/i/wtf2b.png/
Don't laugh or I r cry arot :c
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
Don't laugh it's really me!(click to show/hide)
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
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I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
You are a weak scrawn, I could snap you in half, don't talk shit to the big boys.
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I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
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Michael Jackson is moonwalking, everything you said is false and void.
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Happy Tuesday.
EDIT: Apparently I don't know what day of the week it is. :shock:
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Epic photos, looks like great fun, always wanted to do archery, never got around to doing so.
My friend, that's not archery :).
you didn't seriously think that's us right? I hope not. These just guys look like RL versions of our characters. Coincidence, nothing more.
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I hope your lipreading is better than your knowledge of archery
Ritardo, this is a bow.Yeah penis pumps actually work!(click to show/hide)
Yes I did think it was you. Rofl
Yeah penis pumps actually work!
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Bitch please! we are pretty IRL
Commie beer FTW. :)
Yeah penis pumps actually work!
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Bitch please! we are pretty IRL
Doubt you will ever post a real picture of yourself, too insecure.
I am a class A chess player and more intelligent than anyone else here, come at me bro.
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So this is our candidate number 1. Noctivagant!
Also, a little message to Balton.STFU already. It was entertaining at first, then sad (which is also entertaining when it's at your expense) but now it's just plain annoying.(click to show/hide)
Your work is awesome, I especially liked the 4th and 13th slideshow images in the sculpture section. What are they made of?
Also, either a lol or a *cringe* depending on whether or not it says "Therapist" vs "The Rapist."
CURSE YOU AMBIGUOUS CAPS LOCK. HOW DO I REACT IF I DO NOT KNOWWWW.
Hop off my dick babe.
Hop off my dick babe.
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For some reason, whenever I click the spoiler button nothing happens :|
You probably didn't click hard enough!
What a great way to celebrate new year's eve, a full plate of raw meat loaf.(click to show/hide)
What a great way to celebrate new year's eve, a full plate of raw meat loaf.
Hop off my dick babe.gay is OK
gay is OK??? why ask a ? when you know the answer ???
stage 3 (bad idea)(click to show/hide)
and stage 3 is not at all bad idea. bad thing is that she's was not included in your stage 4probably did a runner after robbing me :rolleyes:
probably did a runner after robbing me :rolleyes:oh man! bitch!
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P.S. Balton I can PC 3 whole marshmallows, and kick out one and a half pull ups. I'm also trained in watching kung fu movies and UFC.
Rules :
No chest or facial hair allowed
Self-Timer is not allowed, its witchcraft
No shirts allowed unless its a net shirt so we can see your cash and prizes, maybe some baby oil.
No pants allowed but underwear is ok but pull it down so we can see some Iliacus (lulwut? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliacus_muscle))
Looking into the mirror is not allowed, you have to look at the mobile phone
So no cameras allowed
No European or Asian members allowed
YEAHHHH I made the list and I didn't even say anything to you! How amazing am I?!?!?It's cause your picture is like Baltons picture.
Noctivagant, how do you have perfect .jif/.jpeg files for EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION?It's cause he is the .Jif/.Jpeg God and they spew and leak from every orifice.
YEAHHHH I made the list and I didn't even say anything to you! How amazing am I?!?!?
It's cause your picture is like Baltons picture.
Self Pedestaled and narcissistic.
You are as dumb as bag of hammers and as useless as cock flavored lollipop.
It's the internet, I could care less.I believe beiber quoted that from a real artist but just added a couple words.
Quoting the wise Justin Beiber "Yo Haters just gonna hate" (there actually might be some more "yo's" thrown in there somewhere)
I believe beiber quoted that from a real artist but just added a couple words.
Cutie
haha, coming from the creepster trolling the forums? Congrats sculpter douche you win!
No chest or facial hair allowed
What do you have against people with testosterone and a Y chromosome?
:cry:
Thx, I'm flattered!
VOTE NOW!!!
2011 Douchebag Awards candidates.
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Crushin8t0r(click to show/hide)
Wanna join?
Rules :
No chest or facial hair allowed
Self-Timer is not allowed, its witchcraft
No shirts allowed unless its a net shirt so we can see your cash and prizes, maybe some baby oil.
No pants allowed but underwear is ok but pull it down so we can see some Iliacus (lulwut? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliacus_muscle))
Looking into the mirror is not allowed, you have to look at the mobile phone
So no cameras allowed
No European or Asian members allowed
Do you like me the same way I like you
If I participate could I ask that the title be changed to Whoriest Whore of 2011 instead of Douchebag?
If I participate could I ask that the title be changed to Whoriest Whore of 2011 instead of Douchebag?first we have to see pictures, then we'll se
chose:(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
first we have to see pictures, then we'll se
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Crushin8t0r(click to show/hide)
Wanna join?
Rules :
No chest or facial hair allowed
Self-Timer is not allowed, its witchcraft
No shirts allowed unless its a net shirt so we can see your cash and prizes, maybe some baby oil.
No pants allowed but underwear is ok but pull it down so we can see some Iliacus (lulwut? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliacus_muscle))
Looking into the mirror is not allowed, you have to look at the mobile phone
So no cameras allowed
No European or Asian members allowed
And I like how the people who are fit and play this also dominate in the game, guess superiority goes across the board.
All hail house Harkonnen and na-baron Feyd-Rautha!
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Crushin8t0r(click to show/hide)
Wanna join?
Rules :
No chest or facial hair allowed
Self-Timer is not allowed, its witchcraft
No shirts allowed unless its a net shirt so we can see your cash and prizes, maybe some baby oil.
No pants allowed but underwear is ok but pull it down so we can see some Iliacus (lulwut? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliacus_muscle))
Looking into the mirror is not allowed, you have to look at the mobile phone
So no cameras allowed
No European or Asian members allowed
I can understand how some find it silly to post pictures of bodies in a thread that should proably be more face oriented but when you attack it so fiercely you come off as an angry bitter nerd, no offence intended :).
:D(click to show/hide)
Ok, ok. For real this time:(click to show/hide)
Oh gosh, you actually saved my picture to your computer a while ago (I've had my display changed for some time now) and then uploaded it onto photobucket? I am sort of flattered but creeped out at the same time
I am sort of flattered but creeped out at the same time
Also, I am European, English is not my native language.
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Wow someone is jaleous.
Youre immolarious right? Then its you the jealous one... using merc banner :lol:
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Imageshack and yeah I did upload it because I knew you'd change it.
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You don't know the power of the Dark Side
I can tell that you are not from Alaska, I got 0 visits from there and this is unacceptable, nobody can resist curiosity on that level. Your forum avatar and the old picture don't match at all.
I think I was right when I told you that you are either a master troll or seriously stupid.
Good job sir, you almost fooled me.
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Join me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siipB-1Zoac#t=0m16s)
I get fans like you all the time
I am unsure of what I was supposed to visit?
Even those of us who fight IRL find this behavior laughable. I think every same person would. Even Vic pities them, and since Vic's a girl, it seems highly unlikely that she envies their looks.I dont understand what you mean by "those of us who fight IRL". Are you saying you are involved in fights on a regular basis? And which behaviour were you referring to? Talking about fighting or posting images with mild nudity?
At least I hope so. Body-building chicks are gross.
I dont understand what you mean by "those of us who fight IRL". Are you saying you are involved in fights on a regular basis? And which behaviour were you referring to? Talking about fighting or posting images with mild nudity?
I think gender is besides the point.
Who has the bigger ego would you say? Balton or Noctivagant?
An idea if I may...edit first post to contain all serious contributions in this thread?
I have to admit I laughed whole-heartily at the idea of someone with Ishar's stature being in a fight.
:rolleyes:
You know that in a fight in the real world (not some sanctioned sport) that a persons size and stature has very little to do with who wins the fight right?
It's whoever can get the most nut shots in first
Who has the bigger ego would you say? Balton or Noctivagant?I find your lack of brain capacity disturbing. You are in spam forums and you are talking about romantic tennis stories for what? to teach me a lesson? that I shouldn't be that..what? obnoxious? in spam forums? There you go ATTENTION! are you happy now? you've been dying for it, may god have mercy on your soul. I bet you thought M&B is flower picking simulation or something. Talking about tennis incident in spam forums, go crawl your mommy's ass with your exclusive rackets if you can't handle it here.
Less trolling, more chilling and more pictures please :)Less trolling?! here? how stupid are you? seriously....If you want more pictures visit www.efukt.com (http://www.efukt.com) I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
:rolleyes:Glenn Danzig talks about Jeet Kune Do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlBcD8qqGT8)
You know that in a fight in the real world (not some sanctioned sport) that a persons size and stature has very little to do with who wins the fight right?
:rolleyes:
You know that in a fight in the real world (not some sanctioned sport) that a persons size and stature has very little to do with who wins the fight right?
Glenn Danzig talks about Jeet Kune Do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlBcD8qqGT8)
Glen Danzig gets in a fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps)
It's definitely not the determining factor, but one can certainly attain a severe advantage with the proper build. In real life fights most of the time the person who is physically fitter wins, especially if the gap is wide.
:) I remember that.
Fattie 1 - Buff ego-queen 0
:rolleyes: Your fantasy world is disturbing.
It's definitely not the determining factor, but one can certainly attain a severe advantage with the proper build. In real life fights most of the time the person who is physically fitter wins, especially if the gap is wide.
Have you served in the military Balton? I don't think so you look young if its really you ofc. Let me tell you, if you go there with this confidence you'll experience something called chokehold, muscles don't mean anything without range, you are as helpless as a baby in the crack house on the ground.
I really didn't wanna write it here or in the brainless fighting irl topic. But I thought it might come in handy to save your ass being kicked. Look at Bob Sapp and you'll know what I'm talking about (dead beef)
There is no way you can argue that a person who is fitter doesn't have an advantage.
I could. But I could argue about anything. Ask any ATS member who has ever been in vent with me. :D
How about this? The less fit person has the following advantage: The over-confidence of the fit person.
EDIT: As an example, Danzig prolly thought, "There is no way this asshole would try to hit me HERE, with all my fans and security around. I'll just give him a little shove to let him know I want him to fuck off...." We saw how that worked out for him.
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Size isn't just about muscular strength, it includes height, length of limbs, etc.You do know height is actually a handicap in close-up fights like wrestling, right?
I dont understand what you mean by "those of us who fight IRL". Are you saying you are involved in fights on a regular basis? And which behaviour were you referring to?History reenactment kind, with a sword and shield. Most of the time sparring with people I know well, but occasionally with strangers. Not street fights or something like that, but I count armed melee combat as fighting.
How about this? The less fit person has the following advantage: The over-confidence of the fit person.Oh, and about that: I knew a really wimpy guy. Small frame, anyone could easily break him in half. And he was a freaking psycho, beat the shit out of people regularly who annoyed him. The reason: while the other was taunting and shit, he just quietly opened with a fist to the face.
EDIT: As an example, Danzig prolly thought, "There is no way this asshole would try to hit me HERE, with all my fans and security around. I'll just give him a little shove to let him know I want him to fuck off...." We saw how that worked out for him.
You do know height is actually a handicap in close-up fights like wrestling, right?
History reenactment kind, with a sword and shield. Most of the time sparring with people I know well, but occasionally with strangers. Not street fights or something like that, but I count armed melee combat as fighting.
Oh, and about that: I knew a really wimpy guy. Small frame, anyone could easily break him in half. And he was a freaking psycho, beat the shit out of people regularly who annoyed him. The reason: while the other was taunting and shit, he just quietly opened with a fist to the face.
With no sportsman rules, the one who can land the first punch, wins almost every time. Because a human body is fucking fragile if unprotected. All it takes is one mean little son of a bitch like that.
You do know height is actually a handicap in close-up fights like wrestling, right?
Karelin disagrees with you
and about size it matters when two not trained people fight, when you talk about proffesional fighters its a different story
Size always matters.
Imageshack and yeah I did upload it because I knew you'd change it.
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You don't know the power of the Dark Side
I can tell that you are not from Alaska, I got 0 visits from there and this is unacceptable, nobody can resist curiosity on that level. Your forum avatar and the old picture don't match at all.
I think I was right when I told you that you are either a master troll or seriously stupid.
Good job sir, you almost fooled me.
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Bruce Lee disagrees with you.
Here is a weeble wobble dancing, your argument is invalid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEQwzW0PpHo&feature=related)(click to show/hide)
Best fighters of the world according to Balton's theory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU)
OMFG MY EYES YOU SONOFABITCH MY EYES
OMFG MY EYES YOU SONOFABITCH MY EYES
OMFG MY EYES YOU SONOFABITCH MY EYES
Best fighters of the world according to Balton's theory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU)
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I find your lack of brain capacity disturbing. You are in spam forums and you are talking about romantic tennis stories for what? to teach me a lesson? that I shouldn't be that..what? obnoxious? in spam forums? There you go ATTENTION! are you happy now? you've been dying for it, may god have mercy on your soul. I bet you thought M&B is flower picking simulation or something. Talking about tennis incident in spam forums, go crawl your mommy's ass with your exclusive rackets if you can't handle it here.What a fail post. You really make yourself look stupid here.
Less trolling?! here? how stupid are you? seriously....If you want more pictures visit www.efukt.com (http://www.efukt.com) I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
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Glenn Danzig talks about Jeet Kune Do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlBcD8qqGT8)
Glen Danzig gets in a fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps)
First of all I would like to ask what in my post makes you think Im lacking brain capacity.
I would like to ask what you found romantic about the tennis story.
Ive been dying for attention? Why? I posted one post in this thread so far.
Who has the bigger ego would you say? Balton or Noctivagant?
1 you are in spam forums not general discussion. Seems like you didn't get it. Sorry but you are a glowing noob. Some sort of neon white guy in ghetto. Its romantic, because you are telling some sort of bible story love-thy-neighbor shit. I repeat! you are in spam section!Yeah you got me on the postcount.
2 posts, total 3 can't you count?(click to show/hide)
Is it my name up there? Did I ever replied to you before that? who wants attention now? there there...
Don't make me destroy you stuff : You are so bilingual that its irritating
And thats my answer to your tennis story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8#t=2m48s)(click to show/hide)
Cheers.
Imageshack and yeah I did upload it because I knew you'd change it.You got me!
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I can tell that you are not from Alaska, I got 0 visits from there and this is unacceptable, nobody can resist curiosity on that level. Your forum avatar and the old picture don't match at all.
I think I was right when I told you that you are either a master troll or seriously stupid.
Good job sir, you almost fooled me.
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You got me!
MN! Fuck Yea!
Let me quote a little something for my state.
"And we're not infested with pretentious movie stars
And it hit me, Minnesota is dope
If only simply for not what we have but what we don't"
"Like damn, I'm from Minnesota, land of the cold air
Too many mosquitoes and our fair share of egos
But like my man Sabe says, that's where my mommy stays"
as somebody with over 190cm and over 100kg I tell ya... being calm is only a small part of avoiding fights. If somebody is trying to get some trouble with you, while youre sitting at a table with your mates... and you stand up... being more than one head higher than him is really effective. If he's too drunk he won't realize it. But he will when he smoothly hits the ground (I usually avoid hurting people - I dont want to have a murder written in my files) and his breathing gets hard, because you kneel on him with a lot of weight.
So let me tell ya: Size matters... as well as technique, even when the chickz tell ya something else. And only because you are well-trained does not mean you are good in a fight. Just posting some pics of your sixpack does not bring you any respect or fame... it just tells me that you like guys to check out your body. Because you won't find any girls here (sorry Vic), since THERE ARE NO WOMENZ ON THA INTERNETZ! :O
So if you want to be known as a gay: post your sixpack.
if not: just post a normal pic of yourself - not showing off.
Thank you and good night!
I've lost like 17 troll points after releasing this map, I'm glad you didn't take it so hard like some people here. Its just Google Analytics people nothing to worry. Btw Vic looks like "Palin of Texas" on that map and its quite disturbing.
Versace's just another company owned by Luxottica anyways, so who gives a shit.Cracked reader, by any chance?
Psh. I'm so much hotter than her. And my glasses are far classier. Versace, duh.
Btw how is it that you are watched and I'm not? Unfair.
Btw how is it that you are watched and I'm not? Unfair.
Next time you post, "think of the children" though.
I've lost like 17 troll points after releasing this map, I'm glad you didn't take it so hard like some people here. Its just Google Analytics people nothing to worry. Btw Vic looks like "Palin of Texas" on that map and its quite disturbing.
I don't find her hot, I'm not that desperate. She looks like one of these ants from Antz(click to show/hide)
"The Internet though is a tricky place to buy original Versace eyeglasses since there are many websites that sell counterfeit products"
Wikipedia.
Arrogant you have become, Baltonism I sense in you.
So, I guess we can all define Balton as a DOUCHEBAG.
Congratulations, Balton, you are now considered the cRPG Forum's biggest douchebag.
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Where ia that animated gif of a dog watching a plate of cakes with crazy eyes?? I need it!! plx
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poor dog , he needs some luv
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You schizophrenic weirdo....
You schizophrenic weirdo....oh how i loled :D
Race?whos race? Am Native, thus the name native o.o am guessing your white?
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:O what race are you
Race?horse race?
:shock: Native American, BlackFoot :shock:
Youre native american IRL? :Oyup, i can live on the rezz and go to school but to be real with you i wont cuz it suck ass there
Oh gosh, you actually saved my picture to your computer a while ago (I've had my display changed for some time now) and then uploaded it onto photobucket? I am sort of flattered but creeped out at the same time.
And I like how the people who are fit and play this also dominate in the game, guess superiority goes across the board.
Also, I am European, English is not my native language.
Clearly everyone is jealous of you. They all wish that they could be as much of a pathetic attention whore as you are.
And I like how the people who are fit and play this also dominate in the game, guess superiority goes across the board.
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I couldn't find the Bel-Air :cry:
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yup, i can live on the rezz and go to school but to be real with you i wont cuz it suck ass there
But on the up side its nice to mark a diff bubble on test papers, oooo and thanksgiving its fun to fuck with teachers and white people "WTF Fuck thanks giving! Ya lets all have a fest due to the fact we stole this land and rape thos red skins mahaha" :mrgreen:
I forget where or what i was doing on that night but w/e. since other people i knew put up pics fig i should toojesus if they were responsible for this all those accomplishments were for naught(click to show/hide)
I agree those wicked euroPEONs and their civilization they had to bestow on us, I mean my aztec ancestors were living it up kicking the rest of the natives asses in our area till those god darn white people showed up
I mean what did they bring that ritual sacrifice and an expanding slave/sacrifice warlike empire couldn't have given the people!
mmm let me think
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and no sacrifices... what have the white people done for us?
White people are a major part of the reason the world is so fucked up. I could detail a list but, instead I'll make fun of that kid who can't stop posting shirtless pics and fails hard with rebuttals.
Balton; you're not very good at this game so I suppose with your theory that would make you quite unfit and a loser? Since all the good people are apparently 'fit' and whatever else you spewed.
I am so much better than you, kiddy.
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Deadlift 405lbs like it's air.
I loled
Envious weakling, shoo.and still
jesus if they were responsible for this all those accomplishments were for naughtidk what you meant but i'll take it as a good thing XD
I agree those wicked euroPEONs and their civilization they had to bestow on us, I mean my aztec ancestors were living it up kicking the rest of the natives asses in our area till those god darn white people showed up
I mean what did they bring that ritual sacrifice and an expanding slave/sacrifice warlike empire couldn't have given the people!
mmm let me think
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and no sacrifices... what have the white people done for us?
I agree those wicked euroPEONs and their civilization they had to bestow on us...
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And the raven still is sitting just above my chamber door, And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming, nevermore(click to show/hide)
:evil:
Yes that is really me.
Feel free to try. I shall just spawn right back in :twisted:
And the raven still is sitting just above my chamber door, And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming, nevermore(click to show/hide)
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Damnation....compared to you even our (locally) famous musician Boris Leiner (first several pictures) seems like a handsome guy.....
http://www.google.hr/images?hl=hr&q=boris%20leiner&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=856
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Damnation....compared to you even our (locally) famous musician Boris Leiner (first several pictures) seems like a handsome guy.....:lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.google.hr/images?hl=hr&q=boris%20leiner&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=856
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lol lol lol lol lol
i am seriously considering to use this like avatar ZOMG(click to show/hide)
Depends how you define wild, I'm pretty sure you can't be eaten by bears or stabbed by gipsyes in Austria. Come to Romania bro, the true wilderness :lol: You can never go hiking without firecrackers for bears and knife+pepperspray for humans (bears usually avoid you, gispyes don't).I think it's safe to say that you have a fair chance to get stabbed by a gypsy basically anywhere in Europe.
I think it's safe to say that you have a fair chance to get stabbed/shot by a human basically anywhere in world.
Fixed. :twisted:
*At least gypsy's have a real culture that isn't completely asinine and a mockery of itself unlike the "thugs" and wiggers here in the states.*
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*At least gypsy's have a real culture that isn't completely asinine and a mockery of itself unlike the "thugs" and wiggers here in the states.*
Don't get yourself fooled by the gypsies you see on TV, 90% of the gypsies here don't give a fuck about their "culture". I'm talking about gypsies who go abroad to beg and steal and have villas and drive sportscars back home. Or the gypsy mafia that controls drugs, prostitution and weapon trafficking; they even do "legit" business with the state that brings them hundreds of millions from taxpayers money. Hell we even have a gypsy known as the "asphalt lord" (for making roads for the state at 100x the real price) who has a Veyron and a private racetrack.
And of course we have the average gypsy that behaves just like the friends in US - they wear same bling clothes, listen to a similar kind of music (manele), drive shitty 20-30 years old "pimped" cars, are organised in gangs, always carry weapons (mostly knives/swords or non-lethal guns, thankfully firearms are very expensive and highly illegal in Romania) and most of them bounce in/out of jail every few years for crimes like stealing, assault or rape.
Kalam, do you have a moustache?
Whoa bro you are so fucking cool. I have never seen anyone smoke cigarettes before.
You're just the sort of person that makes me sad.You're just the sort of person that never came into contact with this.
You're just the sort of person that never came into contact with this.easy there... punisher is from romania and he's no native english speaker so he wrote something that looked like racism. i PMed him and he changed a bit his post (he's no racist). so i ask you all not to be offended easily, because the problem could be in thinking in your native language and translating it to english, wrong translation... before attacking someone, send him PM.
Everyone calling "racism" on statements like that should try moving into a gypsy neighborhood. I'd like to see how long it would take to change your mind. I think less than a week.
When this thread is mature enough would someone with extra time compile all the pic posts into one? :)
My mental image of trippinz is at least a deuce and a half to 400 lb white male that probably spends as much time pretending to be the ipod girl in chatrooms as cRPG
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Can't believe I missed this one. Nice to see another bassist here. What's that you're rockin? Looks like an Ibanez or maybe a 'vette but the lighting and shit makes it hard for me to make out.
The real question in my mind is if the people willing to post pics look average to scary to douchey
How ugly are the people who continuously troll the thread
My mental image of trippinz is at least a deuce and a half to 400 lb white male that probably spends as much time pretending to be the ipod girl in chatrooms as cRPG
But really, if I needed to boost my self-esteem wouldn't I have shown my tits by now?
This reminds me; Isn't it show your tits thursday?:shock: dose this mean we have to see man tits too :shock:
:shock: dose this mean we have to see man tits too :shock:
Hey guys. My name's Vic, and I use the fact that I'm the only girl surrounded by a bunch of nerds to improve my self-esteem. Hey guys. My name's Vic, and I use the fact that I'm the only girl surrounded by a bunch of nerds to improve my self-esteem. Hey guys. (...)
Oh! I have Trippin's submission for show your tits thursday!
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Heh, good job on joxer for the pic compilation,
Also, this thread is full of awesome.
You forgot one:(click to show/hide):mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
Ahaahah I laughed so much, epecially at my own. :lol:(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Fixed. :twisted:
*At least gypsy's have a real culture that isn't completely asinine and a mockery of itself unlike the "thugs" and wiggers here in the states.*
HAHAHA Agreed
Trippin, you are trully a sad person.
Now I know what true art ist :shock:
Give up all other business you do Noctivagant and be teh master troll! Made me laugh, especially the frodo picture :o
I'm not sure what you've been looking at, but we are some damn sexy mother fuckers (me mostly, but hey the only girl gets auto-room-hot, right? And ya Balton. Bitch about it. We're all waiting :D)
Protip: I rarely am serious
No gorath you dont bring the turth around these block :mad:
And here is the couple youve all been waiting for TEMPLAR TYBOX AND TOMMY:WTF IS THAT?!?!?
And here is the couple youve all been waiting for TEMPLAR TYBOX AND TOMMY:(click to show/hide)
FFS man, spoiler and NSFW next time.
Also nice spyware site embed in your link. Pops up one of those stupid "WAIT! Your puter is infected, scanning now!" spyware bombs.
just for your precious eyes.
so maybe u should check in case you've got spyware or something. I've never had one of these pop ups...
Btw, some of these pictures (especially Joxer's) remind me of a theory i figured up some time ago, how movie industry could save up a lot of money. When they make movies like Lord of the Rings (and all that similar stuff) they need a lot of people to act as monsters, orcs, trolls, goblins and things like that. What they usually do is take up some handsome guys and then transform them via make-up and special effects and all of it costs money. Quite a lot of money. If i was in charge of things the supporting "stars" of movie industry would be people like Joxer, you take a guy like him and just splash a bucket of green color all over him and voila ! There's your goblin/orc/whatever you need. No make-up, no special effects, just his wages and a bucket of green color. Nice and easy....and cheap. 8-)
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but he'd make an awesome rapist or child molester
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true :cry:
This too but exaggeration is precisely the reason i didn't want to write it down myself, i dont wanna hurt the man's feelings, after all we get along just fine during the game. Now when someone else has written it...... +1 8-)
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true :cry:
This too but exaggeration is precisely the reason i didn't want to write it down myself, i dont wanna hurt the man's feelings, after all we get along just fine during the game. Now when someone else has written it...... +1 8-)
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true :cry:http://www.dramabutton.com/
You called him a fucking orc, what kind of sensitivity is that?
Well down here on the balkans i recon its more offensive to call someone a rapist or a child molester then a fucking orc....but maybe up there in your advanced Netherlands its the other way around...... :wink:touché
Well down here on the balkans i recon its more offensive to call someone a rapist or a child molester then a fucking orc....but maybe up there in your advanced Netherlands its the other way around...... :wink:
Kalam, do you have a moustache?
You're just the sort of person that never came into contact with this.
Everyone calling "racism" on statements like that should try moving into a gypsy neighborhood. I'd like to see how long it would take to change your mind. I think less than a week.
You forget my origin, I wasn't born here nor I have any sympathy to its system. Where I come from people don't make fun of physical appearances
We would all love to see your pretty face Gnjus.
you look so disappointed here. in croatia we have a proverb: ostao suha kurca i mokrih opanaka
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Nope, i didn't forget that youre of turkish origins. :)
Well ofc you guys dont make fun of physical appearances since most of you look like my char or Leshma's avatar (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=77). 8-)
also one seminaked for the enjoyment of th ladyes
Balton and Adrian would lick that like cock flavored lollipop
Awww well thanks buddy for attempting to share, I normally wouldn't expect that from a person like you. However, I know how much you enjoy your manpops so I'll let you have this one all to yourself big guy. Consider it a reward for all your "hard" work making the world a better place one pointless sculpture at a time. I don't know what we would do without you!
Actually my 8-year old daughter was right next to me while I was purusing the forums and the pic popped up. I then had to proceed to do the distract-child-from-fucked up picture shuffle as fast as possible. Sorry, I usually assume that fucked up fetish porn pictures aren't going to just pop up in the cRPG forums out of nowhere.
I certainly wouldnt let any of my kids near the pc.
kids get annoying. I sure as hell wouldn't want to spend all my time with a 8 yr old.
you look so disappointed here. in croatia we have a proverb: ostao suha kurca i mokrih opanaka
("left with dry dick and wet shoes") meaning you "didn't get any", but you got in trouble (or something bad happened to you)
Shouldnt you be spending time with your daughter then instead of having the pc on? I certainly wouldnt let any of my kids near the pc.
Still, sorry if the situation arose but you arent entirely innocent.
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid. :rolleyes:i think this is gorath's first +1 troll point :)
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1) You don't spend every moment with your child. Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies. Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.
2) She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly. Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.
:wink:
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid. :rolleyes:
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1) You don't spend every moment with your child. Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies. Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.
2) She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly. Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.
:wink:
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid. :rolleyes:visitors can't see pics , please register or login
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1) You don't spend every moment with your child. Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies. Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.
2) She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly. Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.
:wink:
it is hard, but if you want to be sane and children not to be emotionally disabled you have to step aside. go outside with friends, do something stupid, start knitting... at first it's like "am i wrong? is this bad parenting?", but then you'll notice that you are better and when you're better, your family is better too. (btw yesterday was the marriage day so happy m-day to everyone married)
i think this is gorath's first +1 troll point :)I tried to sabotage his goal a while ago, keep him above -100, but I gave up. So I think he has around 20-30 from me.
Im sure Gorath spends an adequate amount of time with his child, cant we just get along?Ok fair enough :D. Ill say I was in the wrong and leave it at that. Im not as unreasonable as I come off :cry:. Sorry for nearly scarring your daughter Gorath.
I tried to sabotage his goal a while ago, keep him above -100, but I gave up. So I think he has around 20-30 from me.
You could be below -200 if it weren't for me!
the unsung hero of crpg forums... Ishar.I'm a bad troll a very bad troll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY)
i took away tv. i get info over internet, kids see movies and cartoons when we want and there's no brainwashing commercials
My relatives use me to gain this time :/ It is the price I pay for being a jobless bum that I have the pleasure of being official family babysitting and thus have the experience of taking care of several varieties of small to middling sized children. Their parents truly deserve the breakXD
Also @ratigan it's a bit hard to stop a kid from seeing pretty much anything on the internet/tv if they have the inclination or through accident. Speaking from personal experience of sights better left unseen at a young age ><
And when we are reeeeealy hammered i clear out the living room and we beat the crap out of each other for real. :mrgreen: (submision only tho dont wanna ruin my face :lol:)
There you go
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/856/godisgreat.jpg
(Please dont pm me, I will never, ever go on a date with one of you losers. Except Trippinz. I would love to drink his sperm.)
If you newmy old friends are going to attempt some form of trolling by posting pics of chicks (as if anyone would ever be dumb enough to believe it) could you refrain from posting ones that are completely far removed from the realm of hot? :rolleyes:
Get some taste.
If you newmy old friends are going to attempt some form of trolling by posting pics of chicks (as if anyone would ever be dumb enough to believe it) could you refrain from posting ones that are completely far removed from the realm of hot?
Get some taste.
'Hot' is relative. The differences in taste between every guy I know are huge.
There you goBelievable but I don't believe anything unless I see a link to any personal web page under your avatar. And proof on the webpage that the crpg account is yours. Because anyone could just link any webpage to their account.
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/856/godisgreat.jpg
(Please dont pm me, I will never, ever go on a date with one of you losers. Except Trippinz. I would love to drink his sperm.)
Thanks for your comment.So your saying Trippinz likes unattractive people?
So, Gorath says I am ugly, that would increase my chances that Trippinz likes me. Awesome. You saved my night. Thanks. =))
IF in some freak reality it was even remotely believable that Michael (fail) and Trippin were girls, and still on the c-RPG forums the truth would look as such:
Trippin(click to show/hide)
Michael(click to show/hide)
And that's giving them some credit.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go bleach my eyes.
FFS MAN!! I was eating! Why did i click the spoiler jesus....
I clicked the Spoiler button and my PC bluescreened, tried again and the graffix card melted.....:lol: :lol: :lol:
At least she's happy looking :shock:
ye and shes got a decent face any you know big girls give the best head :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Gorath spending some time with his daughter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGa40Hl4zI)Excellent.
Gorath spending some time with his daughter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGa40Hl4zI)
gorath, enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNiqNksyW6I
:wink:
now she's 4 and she's into princess stuff
but her brothers are gremlins
Aw, that's righteous man. Good taste. :mrgreen:usually teens go opposite of their parents, so - it's some modern britney for us :rolleyes:
No videos on my end, and sadly my daughter is mostly into the girly stuff as well at her age. However she loves bugs and snakes, and will argue with people about the most effective way to survive a zombie apocalypse along with why the infected from 28 days laters aren't really zombies. So we'll see how it goes when she hits her teens. 8-)
*She used to rock out like that as well when she was that age to maiden, motorhead, tool and pantera. Wish I had taken some video of it. Good call dad, that's a killer memory to keep around.*
usually teens go opposite of their parents, so - it's some modern britney for us :rolleyes:
...or you could just not pressure your kids into doing anything. Offer them the guidance and share your love for music, but allow them to choose what they want to doNah, that's stupid.
...or you could just not pressure your kids into doing anything. Offer them the guidance and share your love for music, but allow them to choose what they want to do
Teach her to play the piano. It's the gateway instrument. And she'll be forced to appreciate real music.
Excuse me but its pretty big and damn expensive gateway instrument,
or simply buy them a cello and watch them slowly die on Johann Pachelbel Canon in D thats even more sinister than recorder flute.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA! BA-NA-NA-NAAA!(Beethoven Symphony No.5 I Allegro con brio)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLMhere are demigods of musical comedy and mozart alla MOLTO turca http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNtYYuWILNE
Any chance you've seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
Any chance you've seen this?
here are demigods of musical comedy and mozart alla MOLTO turca http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNtYYuWILNE
Buy the girl a cheap keyboard from a pawn shop. She's 8.
Says the shirtless boy posing in front of a mirror. Obviously we're all going to take parental advice from the likes of you. (If we wanted to be a BFF instead of a parent.)
lol, this convo has gone all over the place. Anyways, my kiddo has a korg keyboard, an ibanez acoustic/electric guitar and an ibanez acoustic/electric bass. Sadly like most people she says she wants to learn to play but doesn't have even a smidgeon of discipline to sit down and learn. Can't fault her though, seems pretty common to have this idea that you should be able to just put an instrument in your hands and be composing great music after an hour; and if it takes longer then it's boring. :mrgreen:
I think the first time she rolled her eyes at me was when I tried to show her the very beginning of learning: C-Major scale. Ah well, maybe as she gets older. Ideally I'd like her to be a drummer.
At that age I would say you should be your kid's BFF
Point is: You're a douche for the avatar.
THIS
People who post pictures of themselves flexing shirtless should be beaten by a group of "weaker" people to death.
But right before they die, have a really hot girl start making out with the skinniest or fattest guy you can find right in front of them, just to spite them one last time before death.
Except maybe by Nocti, but he hates everyone equally of course
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when i finish university,i shall enlist in US marines..
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LOL oh gosh, the marines will surely be happy to have you and your G.I. Joe barbie doll looking camo face paint job. You look like you attempted to copy some really low budget military movie with that face paint, are you soppose to be a tiger?
Personally being in the military myself, I'm just giving you a heads up that you might not want to go into things thinking your little "fun and guns" academy is anything remotely close to the actual military. Otherwise you're going to head into it with the mindset that you're already experienced and know a lot more than everyone else, when really that academy just set you up for failure. Boot Camp will be hell for you and they will chew you up and spit you back out if you come to them like that.
Anyway, I don't want to deter you from your choice to join the Marines. I truely respect your decision to serve. I believe it definately takes a certain kind of person to make that kind of a commitment. I just wanted to have some fun laughing at your little 1980's G.I. Joe pics you took.
US MARINES ONLY MARINES WAH WAH WAH
c`mon dude the camo paint in the first pic is fucking epicas epic as.....
is this from when i hit you with my dick?was your nose that big pre accident omg
as epic as.....
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:lol:well you never know where was their mission? maybe he had to blend in on watermelon plantation
well you never know where was their mission? maybe he had to blend in on watermelon plantation
New avatar up, come at me brethren.
New avatar up, come at me brethren.
Why the hell are you so red?
Why the hell are you so red?
Its red light from a gay bar ;)
Its red light from a gay bar ;)well, i never knew which colors are in gay bars :rolleyes: :wink:
Seems like most of you guys don't know the difference between the bar and a brothel. Its obviously the brothel red.
my old friendton do u kiss your biceps when u get up in the morning?
Dude listen if u post a vid deadlifting 405 pounds =202,5 kgr i swear that i will send u 50 euros Via paypal...
ffs dude eat something u need to bulk up.. :twisted:
Why the hell are you so red?
Red is the color of love, it's from all the sex I've been having.
*whispers* sex with men, that is */whispers*
*whispers* sex with men, that is */whispers*
Your jealousy is so cute!!! <3Baltard, again.
Your jealousy is so cute!!! <3
Edit:I see no small edit message.
VicTheBear is a tranny of some sort? I cannot tell if it is a man or woman.Fail insult.
Fail insult.
I don't know it definately made me laugh a little bitIt's coming from a guy, who is pretending to be a girl.
Fail insult.
It's coming from a guy, who is pretending to be a girl.
Aimed at someone that you can obviously tell is a girl, unless in your mind the line between man and woman is blurred (example:Trippin)
So yea I guess it is pretty funny.
Is English your native language?
oh noooooo!!!!! he killed vic!!!!! :shock:
No, no. Luckily I only fainted before my feeble mind had the chance to fully grasp how magnificent it is to be graced by such a compliment from our great Balton.
But really, PLEASE AUTOGRAPH MY LAMINATED POSTER OF YOUR BETTER-THAN-GREEK-GOD-ABS, BALTON. I WOULD FOREVER CHERISH IT!!!!!!!!!1!*.
Please note*- "Capslock does not fully express my fangirly joy."
No, no. Luckily I only fainted before my feeble mind had the chance to fully grasp how magnificent it is to be graced by such a compliment from our great Balton.
But really, PLEASE AUTOGRAPH MY LAMINATED POSTER OF YOUR BETTER-THAN-GREEK-GOD-ABS, BALTON. I WOULD FOREVER CHERISH IT!!!!!!!!!1!*.
Please note*- "Capslock does not fully express my fangirly joy."
Balton, if you do some fapwork in the shower, don't use hot water to clean your belly, all the protein coagulates and you have to rub so hard on your belly, and everything is red. Use cold water, don't worry, nothing will shrink I mean otherwise you'd be a woman (if, and scientists aren't sure about that, you are a male).
And you exes... plural is pretty exaggerating, or are you counting every finger as one person? Then it's more than one, still I wouldn't let them camp outside your house, you need them for deadlifting 202,5 kilogramm like its air.
Vic, may I point out that fact, that you might get into some homosexual relationsship because we don't know for sure if Balton is a true girl or not.
But serious Balton, if you we're that uber hot, why are you showing your fucking belly in an internet forum (with a male:female ratio of 40:1). Just get a facebook account/or a RL, and get some girls, but stop spreading all your gay energy in here, it causes hatred, more and more each day.
Actually I don't want to insult homosexual person with being like Balton, that would be unfair for them.
Cool story bro. I do have a facebook account, and "a RL," but life isn't all about "getting girls." Once you grow up you'll realize it as well.Yup, for Balton it's also about "getting guys"
Balton, if you do some fapwork in the shower, don't use hot water to clean your belly, all the protein coagulates and you have to rub so hard on your belly, and everything is red. Use cold water, don't worry, nothing will shrink I mean otherwise you'd be a woman (if, and scientists aren't sure about that, you are a male).
Cool story bro. I do have a facebook account, and "a RL," but life isn't all about "getting girls." Once you grow up you'll realize it as well.
Cool story bro. I do have a facebook account, and "a RL," but life isn't all about "getting girls." Once you grow up you'll realize it as well.
No, after seeing your avatar it seems your life is allso about brazilian waxes.
Siiem my love where have you been
In your bed, but you weren't there.
because i was in your bed but let us rectify this issue rightthis evening
Cool story bro. I do have a facebook account
No, after seeing your avatar it seems your life is allso about brazilian waxes.
Siiem my love where have you been
Balton, if you do some fapwork in the shower, don't use hot water to clean your belly, all the protein coagulates and you have to rub so hard on your belly, and everything is red. Use cold water, don't worry, nothing will shrink I mean otherwise you'd be a woman (if, and scientists aren't sure about that, you are a male).
And you exes... plural is pretty exaggerating, or are you counting every finger as one person? Then it's more than one, still I wouldn't let them camp outside your house, you need them for deadlifting 202,5 kilogramm like its air.
Vic, may I point out that fact, that you might get into some homosexual relationsship because we don't know for sure if Balton is a true girl or not.
But serious Balton, if you we're that uber hot, why are you showing your fucking belly in an internet forum (with a male:female ratio of 40:1). Just get a facebook account/or a RL, and get some girls, but stop spreading all your gay energy in here, it causes hatred, more and more each day.
Actually I don't want to insult homosexual person with being like Balton, that would be unfair for them.
First mokk then siiem? Dayum.
lol! Confirmed bitch.
"50% of all marriages in the America end in divorce."
-divorcerate.org
'Tis cool, bro. No matter what I have done in my life, at least I didn't fuck up so severely that I live alone with a daughter. I mean, you didn't just marry someone who you hate, but you even had a child with her. Nice decision making skills, dawg.
'Tis cool, bro. No matter what I have done in my life, at least I didn't fuck up so severely that I live alone with a daughter. I mean, you didn't just marry someone who you hate, but you even had a child with her. Nice decision making skills, dawg.
So you are putting down someone who is responsible enough to raise a child and intelligent enough to end a marriage that isn't working. Balton, the only child you will ever have is the one you have with your sister or mother because the only non-guys your narcissistic ass could find attractive are those related to you that look so much like you. Its obvious there is some kind of Oedipus Complex in your writing where you fight against those you see in authority and are more intelligent then you much like Oedipus did his father, while desperately trying to hide how much you want to sleep with your own mother by lying about "all your exes."
P.S. When those kids have 2 heads 12 abs and 3 nipples, its your own damn fault.
Is this supposed to be some sort of edgy, cool comment? Because you just come off as a total asshole who has zero experience with real life. Actually, that's probably a fair statement, all things considered. Living in the bush probably has some dire consequences, psychologically.
The inability to discern your incompatibility with someone else means you have a gargantuan amount of life experience? I am losing hope for you, Xavier.
I think he's referring to the fact that after 10 years people change, sometimes not always in the same direction as one another and thus parting ways is the more intelligent decision rather than live in misery or deny your personal growth for the sake of a relationship, and your obvious lack of knowledge of this basic fact of life as it pertains to relationships and people in general shows an amazing lack of life experience on your part.
Personal growth is pre-determined based on individual personality factors.
Personal growth is pre-determined based on individual personality factors. This growth is just drawing conclusions from events that occur around you and applying it to your own personal knowledge factor. People don't spontaneously go from ying to yang without a cause.
Meaning, people are logical beings, even if their logic is faulty, they still try to make the decisions that they perceive as best for them. Thus, it should be simple enough to predict what will happen to a person who shares (more or less) the same future life experiences as you, assuming you know their past life experiences and how they reacted to them (if you are marrying someone and having a child with him/her, you damn better know about his/her past). People aren't random, our actions are not random neuron misfirings. We still retain free will, and exercise it as we see most helpful to our goals.
If you fail to properly predict how someone will change when they share a life with you, you have failed to properly analyze their personality. In such a case, you should have never married/impregnated her in the first place.
But damn bro, no need to conjure up excuses, nowadays a large number of [irresponsible] teens get pregnant/married on a whim.
It's understandable, marriage generally occurs as a hope of preventing yourself from ending up a pathetic loner (seeking someone to help you out during the rough times, because you are not independent enough to survive on your own). Then children generally occur in hopes of keeping a failed relationship together. The world is populated with irresponsible people, you're one of them, no matter how much you make up for your past mistakes, you can never erase what you have done.
Completely false, and therefore so is everything following it. Don't try to fake intelligence boy, you fail at it.
And of course we should accept your standard of irresponsibility and responsibility as the standard for all of humanity? Failure in logic that occurs when you have such a narcissistic personality that you fail to be able to put yourself in another's shoes or see from a different perspective so you assume everyone should think and act by your standards when in fact it is a sign of your own lack of experience and intelligence that blinds you to the fact that life is full of inumerable choices adn there is no such thing as a black/white decision but rather a humble decision to make the best choice for you given your limited information, of course since you lack all sense of humility you will always wonder why everyone else is wrong except you.... a complete failure in logic to realize that your entire life is just a self-aggrandizing habitual pattern of thought that denies all respect for anyone else and you stagnate and never grow while trying to compensate by putting others down and desperately striving to be noticed by posting half-naked pics on the web. I actually pity you.
There is no objectivity except in terms of scientific fact, and even there you could argue that perception is subjective. Everything you idiots are arguing about is ultimately fucking worthless. You can't make a wrong or right decision. You make a decision. Outcome isn't good or bad, it happens.
definite bad outcome.
Personal growth is pre-determined based on individual personality factors.is a complete falsehood as one can only guess as to how a person will react to any stimuli, no matter how educated the guess might appear. Going by your logic, given my emotions, thoughts, history, environment and opinions from my past, I would have either left my baby's mama or had my daughter aborted as prior to the fact I had no desire whatsoever to ever have children. Spent most of my time selling dope, playing gigs in various bands, avoiding any and all responsibilty possible and otherwise looking out for number one. And yet when given the new scenario of being the father my mental state, attitude, outlook on life and general behavior changed and became the opposite of what your false statement would have logically attributed to me. So much in fact that in a mother first state, I have full custody of my kiddo which is nigh unheard of up here.
Again you're completely wrong. YOU might judge it as a bad outcome, I see it as quite possibly the best part of my life so far. I have a wonderful kiddo, and as a shallow bonus women love single dads. Also your attempt at pseudo-intellectualism is cute at best, you have no wisdom, no life experience and thusly no viewpoints or insights of any merit in this (or any other for that matter) subject. Your assertion that is a complete falsehood as one can only guess as to how a person will react to any stimuli, no matter how educated the guess might appear. Going by your logic, given my emotions, thoughts, history, environment and opinions from my past, I would have either left my baby's mama or had my daughter aborted as prior to the fact I had no desire whatsoever to ever have children. Spent most of my time selling dope, playing gigs in various bands, avoiding any and all responsibilty possible and otherwise looking out for number one. And yet when given the new scenario of being the father my mental state, attitude, outlook on life and general behavior changed and became the opposite of what your false statement would have logically attributed to me. So much in fact that in a mother first state, I have full custody of my kiddo which is nigh unheard of up here.
It's an amusing approach to your trolling, so you get a slight golf clap for that, however as your entire proposal is false from the start and given by someone who obviously has fuck all of a clue when it comes to life or any experience therein, still in diapers while most of us were already going through the trials of the real world and relationships, it's just that. An amusing attempt lacking any substance and resoundingly hollow. Of course in a hypothetical scenario where you weren't making a new attempt at trolling and actually held sincerity in what you babbled you'd simply be retarded and quite lolworthy in your naivety. All in all, 1.5 bridges out of 5. And what the hell, and obligatory trolololo too out of pity.
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:mrgreen:
I doubt you will argue that having one loving parent is better than two loving parents, so you might as well admit defeat at this point
so nobody has posted a picture in a long time.
I'll put one.(click to show/hide)
so nobody has posted a picture in a long time.
I'll put one.(click to show/hide)
This isnt a "post a god damned pic of one of your eye" topic :lol:
Yeah....tits or it isn't you...... 8-)
Balton, i don't like you a lot.
I have a wonderful kiddo, and as a shallow bonus women love single dads.
So when that woman approaches you in the grocery store
I wonder if Balton is a douche in real life or just on these forums. Surely if he were such a prick he would have no RL friends. Therefore, if he does have RL friends then this whole persona on the forums is just a big act.
Hmm which one is it I wonder?
Well the general rule of thumb is that everyone is trolling, as that's what the internet and forums specifically are for.
As for knowing what women want you have no more clue than anyone else. Easiest answer is a 14 inch cock that tastes like chocolate and cums diamonds.
I like that my cute attempt at philosophy was entirely valid.
they're obviously responsible, good mate material, stable, willing and capable of taking care of their family along with giving a sense of security.are you stable?
I'd somewhat attempt to take you seriously but this part killed it for me. Methinks you're trollin for flings in the wrong environment. :rolleyes:
Anyways, my experiences have been completely different. Most of the women I hook up with say that single dads with custody are huge turn ons because they're obviously responsible, good mate material, stable, willing and capable of taking care of their family along with giving a sense of security. Single dads without custody however are seen as deadbeats. Which is a shitty double standard as everything in the system is designed to fuck guys over in custody battles and requires overwhelming effort and near-saint-hood in order to win vs even the most terrible of mothers.
As for knowing what women want you have no more clue than anyone else. Easiest answer is a 14 inch cock that tastes like chocolate and cums diamonds.
As you can see, I train to be a knight in real life too.(click to show/hide)
Adrian you don't have any children, do you? I don't mean any offense, but you really sound like an armchair quarterback in this particular instance. In general I've noticed people who have never been married or had children love to give advice about it.
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Fixed.
Been keeping it quiet quiet about the whole shit but.
Louis C.K. about parenting and the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA#t=6m20s) explains the whole shit.
Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.this earned you 3 days of carma from me
By no means does having a child under your custody even come close to proving that you're a stable or responsible adult. I've seen many single parents neglecting their children and not providing properly for them.
Honestly the fact that you spend as much time as you do writing pointless forum responses to every troll on these forums and actually take the time out of your day just to read the majority of the posts you respond to is disturbing. This actually tells me a little bit as to what kind of attention your daughter may actually be recieving. In my opinion I say stop wasting your time on a game forum arguing with random people and put all that effort and time instead into becoming a better father for your daughter.
I tried to read this but you ruined your credibility when u had the shirtless avatar for an almost all male audience
Hard to stop laughing about that
Why god why lol u look like the "out" guy from saved by the bell
Nice intelliflame tho
adrian, children go to school, write their homeworks, play with neighbours, brothers, sisters. they ain't hanging from your tit 24/7. if they are - you did something wrong. VERY wrong
Adrian you don't have any children, do you? I don't mean any offense, but you really sound like an armchair quarterback in this particular instance. In general I've noticed people who have never been married or had children love to give advice about it.
Been keeping it quiet quiet about the whole shit but.
Louis C.K. about parenting and the kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA#t=6m20s) explains the whole shit.
are you stable?
Ah I see you are teaching the fine art of hitting stuff with wodden swords to your kids, a wise decision I must say :Done for gorath ;) i don't beat my wife. i send children to do it
Hahahahaa made me laugh. Thank you.(click to show/hide)
This has recently been brought to my attention. THERE IS A FACE
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This has recently been brought to my attention. THERE IS A FACE
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Hahahahaa made me laugh. Thank you.
Double hahaaa, next tab had http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2428.msg40739/topicseen.html#new (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2428.msg40739/topicseen.html#new) open.
one for gorath ;) i don't beat my wife. i send children to do it
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Like that? :mrgreen:
That's not a real snake, we have bigger pet snakes here in Brazil, this is our Fire Dep. pet snake, "Scaly":
http://www.videolog.tv/video.php?id=282063
P.s: It is 5-6 meters long, but there are bigger, just not on the city...I think.
beautiful daughter, nice snake and you're... you're... be polite be polite be polite em different, yes different from them
Thanks.ah... english....
Not sure what you mean by different from them though, probably humorous but went over my head. Who is them?
ah... english....HAHA
@vic
cute isn't word to describe 2 vicious aggressive midgets swinging wooden sticks at your groin height :shock:
Damn this topic gets crowded when the americans come online :lol:Your point?
5 pages to read in the morning...
guys in white clothes... with a leader wearing red..? that reminds me... urr... no, I can't remember.
Girls don't exist on the internet,thats the law,you can't get past it.
Watch me.Tits (and get watched) or Gtfo (and fail)
Passed.
Tits (and get watched) or Gtfo (and fail)
Watch me.
Care.
omg, it's choke the CHICKEN, not the kitty! CHICKEN!!!
Let the kitty go and come out with your hands up!
:mrgreen:
Oh and here. Sick as a dog for this xmas family pic (both of us kept trading some shitty flu bug back and forth). My kiddo and I with Samanthavisitors can't see pics , please register or login
And of course the obligatory pic for the grandparents ;)
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intersting link you used http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2006/fs20060207a3a.jpg :lol:
Finally someone noticed XD I had found 3 old ladies I wanted to post and claim I was the middle one but it wouldn't work. So I went with middle aged. Good job siiem ;)
This could be taken to mean that we are the two most hated people on the forums.
I thought it's forum rule to give Gorath -1 whenever you want +1 him.^
Use a less obvious image next time your impersonating a female on the interwebs, I.e steal from facebook instead of from models, minor newscasters from Nippon
You Sir, got a small bed.
And the White-Shirt-Gang in your garage.
And that guy in red shirt seems to be the leader.
guys in white clothes... with a leader wearing red..? that reminds me... urr... no, I can't remember.
herp
derp_in_a_can
Nice Guards you got there.
I'm 174 cm, around 5.7', I fit in there just fine, even with two dogs in it. :D
Hush, the first rule of the White-Shirt-Gang is, you do not talk about the White-Shirt-Gang :!:
^I inserted my feedback in italics into Baltons quote^(click to show/hide)
Your like a donkey trying tell other donkeys your a zebra. (:D For chadz)
or better yet
Your a human trying to tell other people that your a giant.
We look at you like your crazy
beautiful daughter, nic[...]
The drivel leaks into my brain and I become derp
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Me on the Left
Kesh on the right.
we love u long time, you mother fuckers 幹你娘
[...]Because you won't find any girls here (sorry Vic), since THERE ARE NO WOMENZ ON THA INTERNETZ! :O
[...]
Thank you and good night!
Girls don't exist on the internet,thats the law,you can't get past it.
You, Sir, are as small as my sister. But the difference is... she does not sleep with dogs. :Dwell, do you know why dwarves are so dangerous without weapon? they BITE! if they are small and you are big, they are at your groin height. 1+1=2 so be nice to smaller people. we are vicious
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :)
I feel gay now, :evil:
I know I shouldn't be doing this :rolleyes:
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This is me. Dressed as a guido. I do not normally dress as a guido, nor am I trying to show off my (lack thereof) muscle. I just think this picture is funny.
visitors can't see pics , please register or logini assume that you like t-shirts :)
This is me. Dressed as a guido. I do not normally dress as a guido, nor am I trying to show off my (lack thereof) muscle. I just think this picture is funny.
You should have shown your other arm... I am pretty confident it would have been much better trained, as you probably use it quite excessively. I can see this by the tight grip you give to your wrist. Looks pretty experienced.I would've shown my other arm, but there were originally three of us posing, and there was another guy on the other side flexing his right arm.It would've been wrong if I flexed the other arm.
The funniest part is the guy in the purple shirt behind you trying to sneak a bicep flex into your picture. lolI never noticed him before. Sneaky sneaky.
See him pulling up his sleeve with his fore-finger and thumb? Yeah, caught you buddy.
Anyways, you kind of remind me from someone in Dazed and Confused, but for the life of me I can't remember the guy's name.
THIS
People who post pictures of themselves flexing shirtless should be beaten by a group of "weaker" people to death.
But right before they die, have a really hot girl start making out with the skinniest or fattest guy you can find right in front of them, just to spite them one last time before death.
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES. One has Mount & Blade in it!
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I think this also serves as proof of my ethnicity, for all who refuse to believe that I'm not white.
Razer Death Adder ftw. /brofist.
Almost a month old, but!
What about my shirtless pic? :>
Razer Death Adder ftw. /brofist.
Apparently it's a cRPG favourite!
I think this also serves as proof of my ethnicity, for all who refuse to believe that I'm not white.awesome makeup! it looks so real! did you do it all by yourself?
awesome makeup! it looks so real! did you do it all by yourself?
Apparently it's a cRPG favourite!
I love the deathadder.. the only thing that annoys me about it that the cable bends alot and screws up the cable.
I have it for almost two years now.. no problems yet.
I didnt like the Razor mice at all. I got rid of mine after about a week.
First thing: my hands are huge, and the adder is super uncomfortable for me. not to mention the weight is terrible. I also hated the positioning of the side buttons, and the scroll wheel was terrible quality compared to the other mice I have used.
I actually have not like a single Razor product I have purchased in the last 8 years or so. personal preference. thats all.
I use THIS (http://reviews.cnet.com/mice/microsoft-sidewinder-gaming-mouse/4505-3148_7-32578715.html) mouse now. its big enough for my hands, and the side toggle switches are so much easier to use than buttons were. I also like the 3 dps switches on the top, as well as the adjustable weights for the mouse. Probably not reccomended if you have smaller hands. My brothers both hate my sidewinder (http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/gaming/productdetails.aspx?pid=100), so I guess its all down to size and comfort. everything on this mouse is right where my fingers are without having to curl anything up to use it, it fits right in tha palm of my hand.
I also really like that the scroll wheel is anodized aluminum. it makes it soooo much easier to use and spin.
I use an $8 Microsoft mouse, with a cord.
Sometimes in M&B, I will suddenly, without warning, be staring straight into the sky with my POV spinning circles faster than you can imagine. It has caused many a deaths for me.
But, being better at M&B simply isn't a good enough reason to justify dropping a fat load of cash on a mouse.
This is what i am using:
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I have always had crappy mouse :D It took me really long time to switch to optical from mechanical.
Pff newmy old friends! Serial mouse ftw!
Naw, i use the MX518
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That's my mouse!
I see the cord issue, and I used to hate when i would get caught on things.
Its one reason I also really like my sidewinder. the cord wrangler is great, I dont even notice it anymore.
Once I adjusted the length I wanted for my desktop in terms of mobility, it just keeps everything out of the way. Its pretty much a big paperweight on the edge of my desk with the cable fed through it.
They should sell this item seperately, actually. I bet a lot of people would use one.
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Razer Diamondback Salamander Red 1600dpi. Serving me for around 6 years now, it's fantastic for twitchy reactions.
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Serving me for around 28 years now, it's fantastic for twitchy reactions.
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(http://img861.imageshack.us/i/191488a.jpg/)
have been using this one for about 4-5 years. and it's dying now. maybe I'll buy another one like this. hell of a mouse.
and hey here's me couple of years ago with my gf
I'm about to eat her, I guess..(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
You know what, I think Original_Sin shares the exact same jaw with his girlfriend.
Confirming, in my mind, that people would totally bang themselves if they could.
Your Girlfriend is much much more attractive than you and im gay, ugly man with hot lady=RON JEREMY EFFECT!!!!lol wut?
You know what, I think Original_Sin shares the exact same jaw with his girlfriend.
Confirming, in my mind, that people would totally bang themselves if they could.
masturbation...?you? pix! :O
you? pix! :Ogame's on lolz
WHO CHANGE TOPIC NAME
Dont know how your awesome bar is negative... this world is just wrong
It used to be like 20 something before chadz did the thing where it added to your warn level and everyone bombed me to negative/sign
you? pix! :O
game's on lolz
Ok, hurr you go guise:
Some pics for you :wink: (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=masturbation+pics)
Ok, hurr you go guise:
Some pics for you :wink: (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=masturbation+pics)
Ok, hurr you go guise:+1 for the epic lmgtfy.com (http://lmgtfy.com) thing.
Some pics for you :wink: (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=masturbation+pics)
nothing you haven't seen. it's all seen, all done before
nothing you haven't seen. it's all seen, all done beforeyou sir, are wrong. there are a lot of different kind of tits. small tits, cute tits, old tits, big tits, hanging tits, boring tits, three tits, dark tits, white tits, ...
Sorry to be rude, but... if you understood it... why are you still here? Oo:)(click to show/hide)
my favourites ones areYeah... tits... we would be free if they wouldnt exist... *stares thoughtfully at the upper left corner of the room, then sighs and goes back to trolling some kiddos in the german cRPG-boards*left and rightmy wife's (she went into room and watched what i write)
Yeah... tits... we would be free if they wouldnt exist...almost free! damned those butts!
Poophammah. Rename this thread to ''Post a picture of yourself'' or whatever it was named so the new legions of Baltonians and Vic's can spam post pics lol.
Poophammah. Rename this thread to ''Post a picture of yourself'' or whatever it was named so the new legions of Baltonians and Vic's can spam post pics lol.Man, if you wanted pics so bad you could just ask...
Man, if you wanted pics so bad you could just ask......(click to show/hide)
Poophammah. Rename this thread to ''Post a picture of yourself'' or whatever it was named so the new legions of Baltonians and Vic's can spam post pics lol.
I can see from your belly your proficient in the noble art of beer drinking... good job sir.
well said siiem, 63kg. or was it 53? i forget.Lmao, and i thought i was skinny. :?
well said siiem, 63kg. or was it 53? i forget.
Hahahaha..ha..ha...haaa.....
I just read thru all pages. No life son of a beech.Oh my god.
This rlly is the best thread in cRPG forums!
42 now, I eat to survive not because I like it.
Recent pic.
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I'd hit that.i woudn't
i woudn't
I guess that means a threesome is out of the question then :|Hey hey, there's more fish in the sea baby ;)
Hey hey, there's more fish in the sea baby ;)
Pikachu aint a fish biaaatch!!11111!!!!111THUNDER! *boom!*
Now i shall suck you in with my powers and transform into Pikachu! KIRBY POWAAH!
THUNDER! *boom!*
Hey hey, there's more fish in the sea baby ;)Did I hear fish and pokémenz???
Tail Whip *Swoosh*I know what I'm listening on reruns while playing cRPG now.
Also we need epic Pokemenz music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc
I know what I'm listening on reruns while playing cRPG now.
It's friggin epic!!!11!
Did I hear fish and pokémenz???
Shockwave faints most Magikarps. But whatever:(click to show/hide)
Shockwave faints most Magikarps. But whatever:
Shockwave faints most Magikarps. But whatever:LOLOLOLO!
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LOLOLOLO!
a threesomethat word appears too much in my life lately :?
that word appears too much in my life lately :?
You dont seem to be very happy bout it
lol wut?Lol, I'd pause my game if I was being raped by my dog. I didn't make it without laughing.
I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!!1! BOB SAGET!!!11! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoCbc9oCZZU&feature=related)
Pokémon invasion!
cool story bro
Talk about late to the party...
a wild jew appears
it's supper effective!!!
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He blatantly knows Jew-Jitsu.
ATTENTION: thread has just derailed and is now a MiloMarkus fan thread, anyone who posts or has posted in this thread is a now a fan of MiloMarkus, the spear spamming wonder.
That is all
there is a button unnotify up there
my fanclub thread
bump
Is this where we post if we are fans of MiloMarkus?
I wonder if this topic will ever hit 1000 posts
I guess that means a threesome is out of the question then :|
Every forum needs one!
Don't make me destroy you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdc7v4vkbJI#t=0m59s)
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HAHAHAHA. OH GOD ROFLMAO. From now on, I win against you at everything by default. Time for some philosophy/psychology.
Damn dude, how can you live your life? Let's look at these forums for example. We have the two most negative awesomebars out of everyone else. This could be taken to mean that we are the two most hated people on the forums. Now, of course your post count is like 10x mine, and your time spent online is a number indefinitely higher than mine... However, it still doesn't remove the fact that we are the two most hated members.
Now, there is one extreme difference between us. You are one of the ugliest/fattest members on these forums. But me... I am by far the most attractive person here. So, now the interesting part... Why do you purposely become hated when most of the world already doesn't accept you for what you are? It's a completely different story with me. With me, whenever I go out people I don't even know practically suck my dick. Why you might ask (although you shouldn't have to)? Well, it's simple.
You see, although most philosophers/psychologists argue against doing this, people still do it and always will... They rank each-other by tiers. Meaning, different qualities get you placed accordingly. Of course, the ranking is mostly subjective, but there are general accepted "superior" and "inferior" qualities. Because of how shallow humans are, beauty is one of the most important qualities when your rank is being assigned to you.
That said, I am God tier; pretty much anyone who encounters me in real life will rank me much higher than anyone in my surroundings. Which is why I can come on here and fuck with everyone, because it doesn't matter to me, as soon as I get bored of it, I can just stop visiting c-rpg, and bam, everything I have accomplished to the point is automatically un-done (from my perspective anyway, the chaotic shit I have caused here will stay with you guys forever).
However, you do not have that comfort. You cannot just quit c-rpg and be treated as a God outside of it. In fact, you probably get treated worse in real life than you do on the forums.
So the part that personally interests me most... I do what I do here to spice up the events that occur to me, for something different. Even if I am a dick to someone IRL, they will generally still suck my cock. Why? Because I am bigger than most, faster than all, stronger, more intelligent, etc etc. But you...
You are not any of those things (except maybe bigger, but not in a good way, I have height, you just have width).
So why are you a dick to people online? Why don't you want to experience something that you don't experience otherwise? Isn't that what the internet is for? So we can be anonymous, so we can experience the part of life that is generally inaccessible to us otherwise? Are you really such a pussy that you feel a "safe-haven" when you are hated by those around you? Are you so afraid of change that you want to be just as hated online as you are in real life?
Gosh, it must be terrible being you. Whenever you are the grocery store, or picking your kid up from school, everyone must look down on you and pity you. How can you live your life like that? I guess it's just something you get used to after experiencing it your whole life. Enjoy wallowing in your pit of despair for an eternity.
Awww comon don't raise up old hatred.
this is a no hate zone
Thought we were posting pictures of ourselvesposted last night in chaos thread
Just realized I haven't posted a picture of myself (I think). Well here goes.(click to show/hide)
That's fake! I thought you said you were younger than 18 o.O Read back when you wanted to join Chaos me thinks o.OI AM under 18 :D
I AM under 18 :D
Annd that was from this summer too haha
You look like 19-early 20s lol.I suppose I'll take that as a compliment
Just realized I haven't posted a picture of myself (I think). Well here goes.(click to show/hide)
Bill Gates :|:O whatttt
:O whatttt
Bill Gates :|
your profile pic makes you look like a deranged mentally retarded alien
your profile pic makes you look like a cute and loveable alien
your profile pic makes you look like a deranged mentally retarded alien
To 1000!Oh shut it.
Silly me, I was thinking he meant pages! 966!herp derp.
#971Fail. This is 971! (Response, that is)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNVjI9bJIk&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNVjI9bJIk&feature=related)
66 pages.This thread is going to hell.As are many other then.
I feel bad for the person to get #911...
#977
I can feel christo greed for awesomeness of being #1000, sadly for him we all know it's ToD or poop himself who will achieve that!
so for the greater deed!
#986
Quite obvious.
SERBIA STRONG!
And a 1000th reply is mine, bwahaha
This is now the thread where you post pictures of your cats.
And a 1000th reply is mine, bwahaha
This is now the thread where you post pictures of your cats.
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(http://img861.imageshack.us/i/191488a.jpg/)
have been using this one for about 4-5 years. and it's dying now. maybe I'll buy another one like this. hell of a mouse.
and hey here's me couple of years ago with my gf
I'm about to eat her, I guess..(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
I'm so gay IFixed.likehave a Vagina
Is your girlfriend free atm? I've a red sport car and a mustache if she wanna know.He's dead.
We need more pictures to laugh at.
What is this, like the 5th time you've changed the thread name? :mrgreen:
And each time I see 60+ pages of replies and I wonder whats so interesting and its always the same thing.
1020.
Edit: And Page 69. :D
Edit2: Wooooh! I said "69"!!! :O
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Panzermarine
So many good stalking opportunities in this thread... :P
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