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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #510 on: February 12, 2011, 08:24:02 am »
just for your precious eyes.

Actually my 8-year old daughter was right next to me while I was purusing the forums and the pic popped up.  I then had to proceed to do the distract-child-from-fucked up picture shuffle as fast as possible.  Sorry, I usually assume that fucked up fetish porn pictures aren't going to just pop up in the cRPG forums out of nowhere.
so maybe u should check in case you've got spyware or something. I've never had one of these pop ups...

Yeah yeah, fresh install of win7 64 man, scanned daily and completely clean.  It was an embed from your link that popped up multiple copies of a spyware scam.  ANNNNNNYWAYS,  :rolleyes:

Btw, some of these pictures (especially Joxer's) remind me of a theory i figured up some time ago, how movie industry could save up a lot of money. When they make movies like Lord of the Rings (and all that similar stuff) they need a lot of people to act as monsters, orcs, trolls, goblins and things like that. What they usually do is take up some handsome guys and then transform them via make-up and special effects and all of it costs money. Quite a lot of money. If i was in charge of things the supporting "stars" of movie industry would be people like Joxer, you take a guy like him and just splash a bucket of green color all over him and voila ! There's your goblin/orc/whatever you need. No make-up, no special effects, just his wages and a bucket of green color. Nice and easy....and cheap. 8-)

Isn't that what B-rated movies do?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #511 on: February 12, 2011, 08:40:21 am »
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Exaggeration....but he'd make an awesome rapist or child molester with a thick framed some sort of Jeffrey Dahmer 80s style glasses.
or he would be an awesome choice for that scene :
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #512 on: February 12, 2011, 09:36:05 am »
but he'd make an awesome rapist or child molester

This too but exaggeration is precisely the reason i didn't want to write it down myself, i dont wanna hurt the man's feelings, after all we get along just fine during the game. Now when someone else has written it...... +1  8-)
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #513 on: February 12, 2011, 09:36:48 am »
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true  :cry:
Why is everybody telling me to think? I think, I just don't show it.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #514 on: February 12, 2011, 09:41:38 am »
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true  :cry:


Bah no worries mugface, we love you and your awesome pike.  It just that now, after knowing how you look like......we see you in a different light.....somehow.......  8-)
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #515 on: February 12, 2011, 10:20:36 am »
LOL most of you are really ugly and shouldnt play medieval computer games all day long!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #516 on: February 12, 2011, 10:23:24 am »
New Balton?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #517 on: February 12, 2011, 10:29:49 am »
This too but exaggeration is precisely the reason i didn't want to write it down myself, i dont wanna hurt the man's feelings, after all we get along just fine during the game. Now when someone else has written it...... +1  8-)

We would all love to see your pretty face Gnjus.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #518 on: February 12, 2011, 11:41:14 am »
Yeah it would be funny if it werent true  :cry:

No need to cry, all rapists and pedophiles unite. We are predators feeding on young tender flesh, Its nature.
But if you still need something to feel good about yourself, click on page 18 and scroll down to Quirian's post.

This too but exaggeration is precisely the reason i didn't want to write it down myself, i dont wanna hurt the man's feelings, after all we get along just fine during the game. Now when someone else has written it...... +1  8-)

You called him a fucking orc, what kind of sensitivity is that?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #519 on: February 12, 2011, 11:51:34 am »
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #520 on: February 12, 2011, 12:17:20 pm »
You called him a fucking orc, what kind of sensitivity is that?

Well down here on the balkans i recon its more offensive to call someone a rapist or a child molester then a fucking orc....but maybe up there in your advanced Netherlands its the other way around......   :wink:
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #521 on: February 12, 2011, 01:37:23 pm »
 :D
Why is everybody telling me to think? I think, I just don't show it.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #522 on: February 12, 2011, 02:12:11 pm »
Well down here on the balkans i recon its more offensive to call someone a rapist or a child molester then a fucking orc....but maybe up there in your advanced Netherlands its the other way around......   :wink:
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #523 on: February 12, 2011, 02:21:57 pm »
Well down here on the balkans i recon its more offensive to call someone a rapist or a child molester then a fucking orc....but maybe up there in your advanced Netherlands its the other way around......   :wink:

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #524 on: February 12, 2011, 02:42:04 pm »
Kalam, do you have a moustache?

On occasion. It's usually a stubble. Here's the first picture I could find with one. It's from ages ago. AGES.

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You're just the sort of person that never came into contact with this.
Everyone calling "racism" on statements like that should try moving into a gypsy neighborhood. I'd like to see how long it would take to change your mind. I think less than a week.

Look, all I know is that it's too often that I come across people who say the same thing about 'friends', with statements like 'you know they're responsible for all the crime' and shit like that. Hell, I have family who think all muslims should be killed because their religion 'encourages terrorism'. You'll understand why I'm not likely to believe anything negative said about an entire ethnicity.

Every single generalizing opinion like the one that you seem to have about gypsies has been proven untrue in my life up till now- and I'm not a random sheltered teen who grew up in some American suburb.

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