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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #135 on: January 16, 2011, 12:38:49 am »
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #136 on: January 16, 2011, 01:13:20 am »
I'll agree that a huge majority of people that think they're strong or hard don't know the first thing about fighting to win. Getting mad and throwing your fists isn't enough. I'll admit I don't know much, but I know how to throw punches and keep my distance. Groundfighting my knowledge extends enough to keep me from getting choked out or put in an armbar. Even knowing just a little bit puts you way ahead of most people.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #137 on: January 16, 2011, 02:43:11 am »
Post the picture of your insides hauptmann! Or like..your penis! I think I still have it lying around...  :?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #138 on: January 16, 2011, 03:03:04 am »
I'll agree that a huge majority of people that think they're strong or hard don't know the first thing about fighting to win. Getting mad and throwing your fists isn't enough. I'll admit I don't know much, but I know how to throw punches and keep my distance. Groundfighting my knowledge extends enough to keep me from getting choked out or put in an armbar. Even knowing just a little bit puts you way ahead of most people.

yeah man it's so true... a little edge can go a long way, just like c-RPG lol

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #139 on: January 16, 2011, 03:12:03 am »
Yezzir!! born and raised, I still live there, just go to school in the US for college.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #140 on: January 16, 2011, 03:19:48 am »
I'll admit I don't know much, but I know how to throw punches and keep my distance. Groundfighting my knowledge extends enough to keep me from getting choked out or put in an armbar.

Ima get you on the ground and choke you out while your in an armbar. No, in seriousness, your comment is pretty fail: realife non organised fighting involves the heavier guy winning, 99.9% of the time, reguardless of anything else, unless one party has trained in intense military or paramilitary combat. Unless you get in a judochop. No, serious; the oldschool, "joke", judochop with side of hand or arm to the neck disables anyone not wearing serious protective gear. So, know some stuff, try to throw a punch, judochop will destroy ur neck and arm muscles, you will soon learn not to "keep my distance". No one believes it untill they have seen it, but short of palmspear to the nose, oldskool judochop is simplest and fastest way to reduce anyone to deadweight.

EDIT: Forgot the "nutsacking". Grabandtwist or elbow to the groin, and work it! Noone fights back when you grab their sack and tell them to whistle dixie.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #141 on: January 16, 2011, 03:58:23 am »
I'm taller than a whole lot of people. Being able to use my main advantage of reach is pretty important.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #142 on: January 16, 2011, 04:00:56 am »
If you're able to repeatedly hit a guy in the side of the neck I think the guy being hit is going to lose regardless of where you're hitting him  :|

Anyways, a straight jab has more reach then a chop, unless your arms are freakish long compared to whoever you're fighting.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #143 on: January 16, 2011, 04:59:09 am »
This thread is about pictures zomg!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #144 on: January 16, 2011, 06:19:43 am »
This thread is about pictures zomg!

no you all are troll prey and yeah you got a big fucking head my friend.
like that, yeah click you dumbass
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #145 on: January 16, 2011, 07:59:22 am »
Wow. There are a lot of really tough people in this thread. A collection of big, tough, fighting men. Talking about fighting and stuff. Its a little intimidating - I'm thoroughly impressed. I'm caught between wanting to be as tough as you, and feeling scared and fearing you.

Please keep the pics coming, especially ones that show you topless and flexing. And if you can, add footnotes about all the different ways you can hurt people, and anecdotes of times when you hurt lots of people. Thanks in advance :)
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #146 on: January 16, 2011, 09:05:02 am »
Lol! Big Heads!
umum..picture..hmm

I just went through facebook looking for pictures of myself not looking retarded or otherwise silly.

I failed.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #147 on: January 16, 2011, 09:59:33 am »
I never understood why it's so wrong to talk about fighting. Especially on a forum for a game where you fight. Weird. HOLY GOD DAMN, people in physical conflict? Well, if that hasn't been the way it's been forever, I'll be damned!
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #148 on: January 16, 2011, 10:41:29 am »
I never understood why it's so wrong to talk about fighting. Especially on a forum for a game where you fight. Weird. HOLY GOD DAMN, people in physical conflict? Well, if that hasn't been the way it's been forever, I'll be damned!

It isn't wrong to talk about fighting. Its just a little bit angsty teen insecurity showcase.

Also, the forum is for a game where you pretend to fight - it isn't physical :)

And I'm not sure what you mean about being the way it's been forever. If you mean physical conflict, I don't think the majority of history (or even prehistory, as implied by forever) has involved physical conflict. It's not exactly a theme.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #149 on: January 16, 2011, 12:00:02 pm »
Noone fights back when you grab their sack and tell them to whistle dixie.
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as for fighting... before i got married and made my own dwarf army i did some medieval swordfighting. now i'm "retired". i'm 173 cm and 53ish kg and from distance i kick ass as i have big stamina, but as most of people are heavier of me i loose most of time halfswording and especially wrestling

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A fighter is more dangerous, starved, sick, injured, sleep-deprived, drunk and naked than the normal person is well-fed, healthy, whole, rested, cold sober and armed to the teeth