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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #360 on: February 01, 2011, 07:59:38 pm »
Best fighters of the world according to Balton's theory

At 1:25 it that bjord? =P

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #361 on: February 01, 2011, 08:20:29 pm »
At 1:25 it that bjord? =P

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #362 on: February 01, 2011, 08:54:49 pm »
I find your lack of brain capacity disturbing. You are in spam forums and you are talking about romantic tennis stories for what? to teach me a lesson? that I shouldn't be that..what? obnoxious? in spam forums? There you go ATTENTION! are you happy now? you've been dying for it, may god have mercy on your soul. I bet you thought M&B is flower picking simulation or something. Talking about tennis incident in spam forums, go crawl your mommy's ass with your exclusive rackets if you can't handle it here.
Less trolling?! here? how stupid are you? seriously....If you want more pictures visit www.efukt.com  I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
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Glenn Danzig talks about Jeet Kune Do
Glen Danzig gets in a fight
What a fail post. You really make yourself look stupid here.
First of all I would like to ask what in my post makes you think Im lacking brain capacity.
I would like to ask what you found romantic about the tennis story.
Ive been dying for attention? Why? I posted one post in this thread so far.
How did you come up with that M&B flower picking thing? How is that relevant to anything that has been said?
What is it you dont think I can handle?
I clearly stated the rackets were not exclusive but normal rackets.
"go crawl your mommy's ass with your exclusive rackets"....say what now?

You need to come back down to earth. You clearly think you are some type of genoius while you are just some delusional, angry, immature troll. Posting things like "Dont make me destroy you" etc. You havent come close to destroying anyone except yourself with this utterly fail post.

And about fights IRL. Everything is a factor. If you think a real fight will be like practise you are a fool. If you think practise does not matter in a real fight you are also a fool. There usually isnt any winner in a real fight, just losers IMO. Most of the time its the same type of people getting involved in fights and it happens because they are fucked up.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #363 on: February 01, 2011, 09:24:59 pm »
well, i had 2 real fights in life: 1 lost and one won
i'm 173cm and 53 kg and very calm person (i even speak VERY calm and i sound like i could die every moment), so i'm not looking scary or very tough. tough at all. but i found out that "please calm down, you don't want to fight because you'll get into problems" usually works. if he's too drunk, then his friends hold him etc....
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #364 on: February 01, 2011, 11:58:29 pm »
as somebody with over 190cm and over 100kg I tell ya... being calm is only a small part of avoiding fights. If somebody is trying to get some trouble with you, while youre sitting at a table with your mates... and you stand up... being more than one head higher than him is really effective. If he's too drunk he won't realize it. But he will when he smoothly hits the ground (I usually avoid hurting people - I dont want to have a murder written in my files) and his breathing gets hard, because you kneel on him with a lot of weight.

So let me tell ya: Size matters... as well as technique, even when the chickz tell ya something else. And only because you are well-trained does not mean you are good in a fight. Just posting some pics of your sixpack does not bring you any respect or fame... it just tells me that you like guys to check out your body. Because you won't find any girls here (sorry Vic), since THERE ARE NO WOMENZ ON THA INTERNETZ! :O

So if you want to be known as a gay: post your sixpack.
if not: just post a normal pic of yourself - not showing off.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #365 on: February 02, 2011, 12:14:58 am »
I saw a video of Balton get pwnd on the bus by an old guy for talking too much shit on the forums. Here is a vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xu1TwWHZQQ

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #366 on: February 02, 2011, 12:53:35 am »
First of all I would like to ask what in my post makes you think Im lacking brain capacity.
I would like to ask what you found romantic about the tennis story.

1 you are in spam forums not general discussion. Seems like you didn't get it. Sorry but you are a glowing noob. Some sort of neon white guy in ghetto. Its romantic, because you are telling some sort of bible story love-thy-neighbor shit. I repeat! you are in spam section!

Ive been dying for attention? Why? I posted one post in this thread so far.

2 posts, total 3 can't you count?
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Who has the bigger ego would you say? Balton or Noctivagant?

Is it my name up there? Did I ever replied to you before that? who wants attention now? there there...

Don't make me destroy you stuff : You are so bilingual that its irritating


And thats my answer to your tennis story
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #367 on: February 02, 2011, 01:30:19 am »
1 you are in spam forums not general discussion. Seems like you didn't get it. Sorry but you are a glowing noob. Some sort of neon white guy in ghetto. Its romantic, because you are telling some sort of bible story love-thy-neighbor shit. I repeat! you are in spam section!

2 posts, total 3 can't you count?
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Is it my name up there? Did I ever replied to you before that? who wants attention now? there there...

Don't make me destroy you stuff : You are so bilingual that its irritating


And thats my answer to your tennis story
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #368 on: February 02, 2011, 02:59:01 am »
Oh man, nice thread.

I don't have a pic up on the interwebz, so please use this one i found googling my name:
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #369 on: February 02, 2011, 03:21:34 am »
Imageshack and yeah I did upload it because I knew you'd change it.

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I can tell that you are not from Alaska, I got 0 visits from there and this is unacceptable, nobody can resist curiosity on that level. Your forum avatar and the old picture don't match at all.
I think I was right when I told you that you are either a master troll or seriously stupid.
Good job sir, you almost fooled me.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #370 on: February 02, 2011, 04:33:12 am »
You got me!
MN! Fuck Yea!
Let me quote a little something for my state.

"And we're not infested with pretentious movie stars
And it hit me, Minnesota is dope
If only simply for not what we have but what we don't"

"Like damn, I'm from Minnesota, land of the cold air
Too many mosquitoes and our fair share of egos
But like my man Sabe says, that's where my mommy stays"

I've lost like 17 troll points after releasing this map, I'm glad you didn't take it so hard like some people here. Its just Google Analytics people nothing to worry. Btw Vic looks like "Palin of Texas" on that map and its quite disturbing.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #371 on: February 02, 2011, 04:43:11 am »
as somebody with over 190cm and over 100kg I tell ya... being calm is only a small part of avoiding fights. If somebody is trying to get some trouble with you, while youre sitting at a table with your mates... and you stand up... being more than one head higher than him is really effective. If he's too drunk he won't realize it. But he will when he smoothly hits the ground (I usually avoid hurting people - I dont want to have a murder written in my files) and his breathing gets hard, because you kneel on him with a lot of weight.

So let me tell ya: Size matters... as well as technique, even when the chickz tell ya something else. And only because you are well-trained does not mean you are good in a fight. Just posting some pics of your sixpack does not bring you any respect or fame... it just tells me that you like guys to check out your body. Because you won't find any girls here (sorry Vic), since THERE ARE NO WOMENZ ON THA INTERNETZ! :O

So if you want to be known as a gay: post your sixpack.
if not: just post a normal pic of yourself - not showing off.

Thank you and good night!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #372 on: February 02, 2011, 07:04:09 am »
I've lost like 17 troll points after releasing this map, I'm glad you didn't take it so hard like some people here. Its just Google Analytics people nothing to worry. Btw Vic looks like "Palin of Texas" on that map and its quite disturbing.

Psh. I'm so much hotter than her. And my glasses are far classier. Versace, duh.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #373 on: February 02, 2011, 09:07:22 am »
Versace's just another company owned by Luxottica anyways, so who gives a shit.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #374 on: February 02, 2011, 01:28:52 pm »
Versace's just another company owned by Luxottica anyways, so who gives a shit.
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