Balton, if you do some fapwork in the shower, don't use hot water to clean your belly, all the protein coagulates and you have to rub so hard on your belly, and everything is red. Use cold water, don't worry, nothing will shrink I mean otherwise you'd be a woman (if, and scientists aren't sure about that, you are a male).
And you exes... plural is pretty exaggerating, or are you counting every finger as one person? Then it's more than one, still I wouldn't let them camp outside your house, you need them for deadlifting 202,5 kilogramm like its air.
Vic, may I point out that fact, that you might get into some homosexual relationsship because we don't know for sure if Balton is a true girl or not.
But serious Balton, if you we're that uber hot, why are you showing your fucking belly in an internet forum (with a male:female ratio of 40:1). Just get a facebook account/or a RL, and get some girls, but stop spreading all your gay energy in here, it causes hatred, more and more each day.
Actually I don't want to insult homosexual person with being like Balton, that would be unfair for them.
