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Offline Kalam

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #540 on: February 14, 2011, 09:05:29 am »
you look so disappointed here. in croatia we have a proverb: ostao suha kurca i mokrih opanaka
("left with dry dick and wet shoes") meaning you "didn't get any", but you got in trouble (or something bad happened to you)

These things are true. We also found out there were alligators where we were.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #541 on: February 14, 2011, 09:12:56 am »
Shouldnt you be spending time with your daughter then instead of having the pc on? I certainly wouldnt let any of my kids near the pc.

Still, sorry if the situation arose but you arent entirely innocent.

Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid.   :rolleyes:
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1)  You don't spend every moment with your child.  Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies.  Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.

2)  She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly.  Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.

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And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #542 on: February 14, 2011, 09:55:28 am »
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid.   :rolleyes:
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1)  You don't spend every moment with your child.  Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies.  Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.

2)  She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly.  Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.

 :wink:
i think this is gorath's first +1 troll point :)

it is hard, but if you want to be sane and children not to be emotionally disabled you have to step aside. go outside with friends, do something stupid, start knitting... at first it's like "am i wrong? is this bad parenting?", but then you'll notice that you are better and when you're better, your family is better too. (btw yesterday was the marriage day so happy m-day to everyone married)
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #543 on: February 14, 2011, 12:05:00 pm »
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid.   :rolleyes:
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1)  You don't spend every moment with your child.  Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies.  Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.

2)  She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly.  Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.

 :wink:

Irrelevent, it still doesnt detract from the responsibility on your part concerning this.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #544 on: February 14, 2011, 12:50:34 pm »
Spoken like someone who's not experienced in raising a kid.   :rolleyes:
A few things for you to remember in case you ever breed:
1)  You don't spend every moment with your child.  Firstly it will drive you bat-shit crazy not having time for yourself to enjoy your own hobbies.  Secondly it will make your child completely clingy and dependant, spoiled and/or lacking in self-motivation, self-discipline and self reliant.

2)  She was doing her homework on the desk next to me where I can help explain things to her if she has a question, also to make sure she's actually doing the work and doing it correctly.  Idly browsing forums/websites/email is hardly as distracting from a task as actually playing a game.

 :wink:
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #545 on: February 14, 2011, 01:17:14 pm »

it is hard, but if you want to be sane and children not to be emotionally disabled you have to step aside. go outside with friends, do something stupid, start knitting... at first it's like "am i wrong? is this bad parenting?", but then you'll notice that you are better and when you're better, your family is better too. (btw yesterday was the marriage day so happy m-day to everyone married)

My relatives use me to gain this time :/ It is the price I pay for being a jobless bum that I have the pleasure of being official family babysitting and thus have the experience of taking care of several varieties of small to middling sized children. Their parents truly deserve the breakXD

Also @ratigan it's a bit hard to stop a kid from seeing pretty much anything on the internet/tv if they have the inclination or through accident. Speaking from personal experience of sights better left unseen at a young age ><
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #546 on: February 14, 2011, 01:40:00 pm »
Ah i see, so im responsible for his child?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #547 on: February 14, 2011, 01:58:36 pm »
Im sure Gorath spends an adequate amount of time with his child, cant we just get along?
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #548 on: February 14, 2011, 02:18:41 pm »
Imagine having Gorath as dad  :shock:
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #549 on: February 14, 2011, 02:56:27 pm »
i think this is gorath's first +1 troll point :)
I tried to sabotage his goal a while ago, keep him above -100, but I gave up. So I think he has around 20-30 from me.

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #550 on: February 14, 2011, 02:57:30 pm »
Better Gorath as dad than Gorath as mum... imagine all the scary hair!

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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #551 on: February 14, 2011, 04:05:31 pm »
Im sure Gorath spends an adequate amount of time with his child, cant we just get along?
Ok fair enough :D. Ill say I was in the wrong and leave it at that. Im not as unreasonable as I come off  :cry:. Sorry for nearly scarring your daughter Gorath.
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #552 on: February 14, 2011, 04:28:15 pm »
i took away tv. i get info over internet, kids see movies and cartoons when we want and there's no brainwashing commercials
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Re: The official cRPG post a god damned pic of yourself topic!
« Reply #553 on: February 14, 2011, 05:59:43 pm »
I tried to sabotage his goal a while ago, keep him above -100, but I gave up. So I think he has around 20-30 from me.

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