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Title: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 01:15:15 am
In college I worked out every other day, but after that my routine kinda fell apart. I didn't have free gym membership (always used campus weight room), was working upwards of 12 hours a day at times, and then I had a kid. FUCK

Anyway I got all signed up for a gym and bought myself some whey protein and its good times. Just got home, I feel amazing. Let's all talk about how going to the gym is cool.

What's y'alls routine? Free weights? Machines? Cardio? I did a little bit of everything but will probably turn my 3 gym days a week into arms/torso/leg day cuz that's what I used to do.

What fitness food do you all eat? I'm stocked up on canned sardines (way less mercury than tuna, and crunchy bones mmm), hella romaine lettuce, and some raw almonds. Made a shake w/ 2 eggs, scoop of vanilla whey, and water. Got one chillin in the fridge for work tomorrow with instant coffee in the mix too. Good shit.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Jona on February 19, 2015, 02:43:15 am
What fitness food do you all eat?

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 03:10:29 am
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deez nuts of destruction
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Casul on February 19, 2015, 03:35:14 am
depends on your MLG level

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on February 19, 2015, 06:00:22 am
GL mang.

No deadlifts? I pity the fool.


My fav lift tho. I got back into it myself few months ago after a long layoff due to injury and laziness. But gotta lift. Ain't nuthin' but a peanut.

If you have a hard time getting to the gym with long work hours and a kid (is it demon spawn?), could do bodyweight stuff. Planks, pushups, pullups and burpees will make anyone fit. Then work your way up to a dragon's flag then human flag. That shit is tight.

I do bodyweight stuff mainly as accessories but a human flag is awesome. Would love to do that at some point. Might eventually focus on it after I build up more.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Jona on February 19, 2015, 06:31:52 am
... human... flag...?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on February 19, 2015, 06:49:22 am
... human... flag...?

One could take this a few ways. One being the witchcraft way and a flag made up of humans

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or one could take it to mean this...

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Jona on February 19, 2015, 07:17:07 am
Ah, gotcha... cuz I was thinking of the witchcraft way at first.  :shock:


And wtf... is that a scene from a movie?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 19, 2015, 07:19:28 am
I'm guessing you don't hit the gym much, jona?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Jona on February 19, 2015, 07:23:59 am
Nope, never gone. Only time I ever actually "worked out" was for soccer in high school. I prefer to stay fit by regular activity and see no need to bulk up. I stay strong enough liftin mah school books, naw mean?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: pogosan on February 19, 2015, 07:25:43 am
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on February 19, 2015, 07:49:24 am
Ah, gotcha... cuz I was thinking of the witchcraft way at first.  :shock:

And wtf... is that a scene from a movie?

Lol I kind of figured.

And it is. The man below got it right.

It's Silent Hill.

My fitness food is dr. Pepper with a can of dr. Pepper.

Silent Hill... I have yet to see the full thing. I've caught glimpses but I saw silent hill revelations... that was terrible. I'm hoping silent hill was better.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: SixThumbs on February 19, 2015, 02:50:57 pm
I just got back into it as well after what I'm guessing was almost a year hiatus, before that I had worked out fairly regularly for about a year and a half.

The main reason I picked it up again was because I started getting "unreasonably" anxious on top of my normal levels of anxiety and I felt like I was starting to become emaciated again.

I've a three days a week routine going on alternating between: squats, bench, deadlift; and squats, overhead-press, cleans. I'll throw in some pull-ups and dips and maybe some ab work if I feel like it. At some point I should add some running in there as well.

I don't really have "fitness foods" besides a bag of hydrolyzed whey and a bag of isolate whey I mix together after a workout. I have been eating more black and garbanzo beans though.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on February 19, 2015, 03:06:17 pm
Mcdonalds/KFC > whey

lul  :o
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 03:11:25 pm
I mixed up some canned salmon and avocado instead of mayo for lunch. God why is avocado so expensive if I could I'd eat it every day!

human flag
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LordBerenger on February 19, 2015, 03:12:21 pm
About 1 year ago and before that i was heavily into lifting (in particular free weights). Then i kinda fell out of it and now during recent time i'm pretty much just doing hardcore cardio. Mixture of HIIT and LISS. Some basic lifting with compound exercises as well though. Nothing super serious when it comes to lifting.

IN addition, thinking of starting MMA but not yet decided.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on February 19, 2015, 03:17:19 pm
In college I worked out every other day, but after that my routine kinda fell apart. I didn't have free gym membership (always used campus weight room), was working upwards of 12 hours a day at times, and then I had a kid. FUCK

Anyway I got all signed up for a gym and bought myself some whey protein and its good times. Just got home, I feel amazing. Let's all talk about how going to the gym is cool.

What's y'alls routine? Free weights? Machines? Cardio? I did a little bit of everything but will probably turn my 3 gym days a week into arms/torso/leg day cuz that's what I used to do.

What fitness food do you all eat? I'm stocked up on canned sardines (way less mercury than tuna, and crunchy bones mmm), hella romaine lettuce, and some raw almonds. Made a shake w/ 2 eggs, scoop of vanilla whey, and water. Got one chillin in the fridge for work tomorrow with instant coffee in the mix too. Good shit.

I bascially eat wholegrain bread, apples, bananas, dark chocolate, low fat curd cheese (wtf is this word, in german its magerquark :D )
pasta, rice, cereals and drink alot of milk (the one with 1,5% fat).
But I also eat some convenience food like pizza, fries and so on, I only watch that I only eat dirty like 2, maybe 3 times a week at most, all the other days are pretty clean. I just can't go full 100% bodybuilder when coming to food, I have to drink my morning coffee with sugar, and also eat some sweets from time to time. I think thats ok, eat whatever makes you feel good.

 :mrgreen:

Ah yeah and atm I am doing 3-4 times lifting and 1 time cardio per week, while having a slightly negative energy balance (already lost about 2 kg of fat in 6 weeks, I'm doing it very slowly to not lose muscles, ofc)  :P
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on February 19, 2015, 03:23:45 pm
bananas

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2015, 03:49:49 pm
A gym thread?

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on February 19, 2015, 04:17:33 pm


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dis my fitness lyfe m8 get big or die mirin
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Golem on February 19, 2015, 05:17:58 pm
Played soccer as a kid. I quit that after 'bout 7 years. Wasn't very popular there and it just felt like hell.
Had some anxiety since 2 years ago. Got real skinny. Like unhealthy skinny. Couldn't eat much, then I started a raw vegan diet. Felt great for awhile, but then the anxiety came back. No exercise. Less food cause less hungry, got even slimer. I am almost 2 meters tall so I didn't even know I could go on with that little food. By then I was eating shit. Pizza, chips and the like.
Recently started some simple bodyweight exercises. When I was still eating fruit and stuff and the anxiety came back I started eating less and that was a bad idea. You have to eat alot on that diet. Apparently lost some cartilage through that phase, but I didn't realise it until I started running. I hurt my knees and that meant even less exercise. Now doing okay trying to regain my strength that I lost through utter inactivity and general laziness. Aspiring to become someone like this, atleast physically.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Wr7HsylE0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Wr7HsylE0)
Still no motivation, planning to get a dog to run, play and wrestle with.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 05:19:44 pm
low fat curd cheese (wtf is this word, in german its magerquark :D )

Wikipedia says you guys differentiate quark and cottage cheese (texture is different?) but in America we just have cottage cheese. You could probably find quark in a store that has ~artisan dairy products~ like skyr and kefir etc. but every grocery store in the country has cottage cheese. It's good for you but I can't stand the texture or flavor. I hate it. My digestive system is not a big fan of dairy so it's probably for the best.

For a treat I like those 85% cacao dark chocolate bars Lindt makes. I've tried other brands but they are always chalky and taste like you are eating straight up cacao powder (I like straight up cacao powder in my shakes). The Lindt ones still melt into creamy chocolate on your tongue.

I am almost 2 meters tall so I didn't even know I could go on with that little food.

I'm 6'2" (2 meters is 6'5") and it sucks trying to gain healthy weight when you are that tall. I have never been able to "bulk" because it makes me sick trying to eat that many good calories in one day. Getting a dog is good motivation to go outside and do stuff. It's also more fun than strict exercise. And you will get all the girls when you go to the park. They can't resist a cute dog.  :P
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 05:33:40 pm
If you have a kid (is it demon spawn?)

floor goblin, actually
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Golem on February 19, 2015, 05:42:00 pm
floor goblin, actually
He crawls alot, eh?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: F i n on February 19, 2015, 05:48:17 pm
Inb4 xant calling ppl names.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2015, 05:58:45 pm
Inb4 xant calling ppl names.
I would never.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on February 19, 2015, 06:12:56 pm
U Mirin' Brah?


Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on February 19, 2015, 06:16:10 pm
U Mirin' Brah?
jtobiasm- shit, I just couldn't help myself.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on February 19, 2015, 06:19:24 pm
jtobiasm- shit, I just couldn't help myself.

yep u mirin
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: SixThumbs on February 19, 2015, 06:49:14 pm
I'm in the tall-boys club as well. At 6'4 it and a narrow frame it really is more work than the workouts to consume so many calories, especially when I've attempted it in the past and it basically puts me into a food comatose.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on February 19, 2015, 07:24:05 pm
:shock:

I shocked witchcraft??

Say it ain't so.

floor goblin, actually

Those are quite nasty. Getting everywhere and refusing to stay in one place. You can distract it with shiny things and minor baubles quite easily though.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 09:16:28 pm
U Mirin' Brah?

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on February 19, 2015, 09:44:50 pm
apple cider vinegar
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Swaggart on February 19, 2015, 11:31:17 pm
I recently maxed out the weight on my mouse.

Dats rite, u jelly
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2015, 11:45:09 pm
I recently maxed out the weight on my mouse.

Dats rite, u jelly

There are bodyweight exercises you can do at your desk that will work just as good as a weighted mouse set.  :wink:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Ikarus on February 20, 2015, 12:12:07 am
since I founded (is that the right word?) a shared flat with a buddy of mine in Vienna a week ago, we got ourselves a 6 month card for the nearest workout center. We made some pictures for some "before-after" pics and now he drags me to training every second evening after work. I only used to do a little bit of workout, I mostly went jogging and stuff but now it´s all "okay, today is leg day" or "today it´s back and chest" and stuff.

I´m sorta glad that he´s so motivated because I wouldn´t go to the gym that often myself. Also, I discovered that I got a lot of different muscles in my body, I can mostly feel them 2 days after the training  :lol:

My buddy is caring a lot about his nourishment, but I just stick to eating turkey meat and other stuff that has lots of protein after the training. Don´t care about specific diets, I rather try to adapt my eating habits on a long therm. All in all, I eat what I want but also try to stay healthy, that´s all :x
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 20, 2015, 03:50:48 am
Dinner is chicken breast seared black with cajun seasoning and soup with cabbage and beef broth/garlic. Eating high protein low carb always gives me the nastiest smelling shits. I can't wait to drop this load and choke myself on the fumes.

Gonna hit up some okra for my fiber tomorrow. It's so fibery there's like 1g net carbs in a bowl full of it. Poop chat. Healthy muscles healthy colon y'all.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: IR_Kuoin on February 20, 2015, 04:09:30 am
What's the point of working out if you gotta follow a diet? I usually just work out then eat whatever is in the fridge. Left over pizza often does the trick.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 20, 2015, 05:07:11 am
I haven't worked out in 2 years. Trying to eat super healthy for now and get down to my old weight.

Can't do long distance biking for shit as a fatlord. Hope that by the time spring rolls around I will be good to go.  8-)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on February 20, 2015, 05:13:36 am
I am not kidding about apple cider vinegar. It helped my dead with his weight loss. Read up on that stuff.


It taste like crap, but he always mixed it with some water.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Dupre on February 21, 2015, 01:31:12 am
Try high intensity body weight workouts with some running/sprinting(this isn't crossfit!) Has low impact on the body, burns fat quick, adds muscle, good cardio,  and the work outs are around 60 minutes(stretch/warm up for 20-30 minutes).

 Example:

warm up: 10-15 minutes of dynamic stretching - treadmill(3.0% elevation setting) - walk/jog - 1 mile

Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 regular pushups
- 10 bicep curls
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 regular pushups
- 10 bicep curls
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 regular pushups
- 10 bicep curls

30-60 second break(until heart rate is drops)

Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.5spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 close grip pushups
- 40 second plank
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.5spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 close grip pushups
- 40 second plank
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 9.5spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 close grip pushups
- 40 second plank

30-60 second break(untill heart rate drops)

Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 10.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 pushups
- 10 abdominal/core work outs
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 10.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 pushups
- 10 abdominal/core work outs
Tread mill run/sprint - 3.0% elevation, 10.0spd - 20-30 seconds
- 10 pushups
- 10 abdominal/core work outs

Static Stretches -10-15 minutes

Whey protein shake with added glutamine after all workouts or strenuous exercises.


You can adjust the workouts inbetween with some other workouts like curls, deadlifts, squats, or more core workouts etc. Try doing this once a week and consider it a full body work out.  Make sure to pay attention to your heart rate and don't over do yourself. Play it safe, if you need a longer break, take one. listen to you body!

For "diet", stick to the basics. Eat less red meat and eat more lean proteins(turkey, chicken, fish, beans, veggies etc), tons of spinach, tons brown rice and sweet potato, variety of different kinds of veggies, tons of fruit(dont worry about sugar), Nuts(almonds, peanuts, cashews etc), unflavored yogurt, oatbran or some sort of granola or oats(no quaker or any of that sugar crap). Drink a lot of water.

For extra help with weight loss, drink a warm class of water with lemon and honey(half lemon squeezed and whatever amount of honey) first thing in the morning. You'll feel good.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on February 21, 2015, 10:58:05 am
dude that bodyweight workout is good for fat burning but for adding muscle it is terrible sheit bruh where are gains bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Dupre on February 21, 2015, 11:33:40 am
dude that bodyweight workout is good for fat burning but for adding muscle it is terrible sheit bruh where are gains bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This version is for noobies. For str gains you would replace body weight work outs with deadlifts, incline bench, squats, cleans, whatever you want, but still do those sprints in between.  Also you could increase the elevation on the treadmill. This workout should only be done one day a week. The rest of the week should be str building or whatever your into.

Sprints are one of the best work outs for adding muscles and burning fat, especially hill sprints.

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Hirlok on February 21, 2015, 12:16:29 pm
I fucking hate gyms, and I'm not so interested in short-term effect chasing, but long-term healthy grow and real applicable strength. And as little side effects and long-term injuries as possible. 

So: working my way slowly through "convict conditioning" (one of the best systematic calisthenics courses around) with some flexibility/energy flow oriented stuff added that I borrowed from several Qi Gong / Yoga traditions. Works pretty well.

I am in my late 40s and feel better now than even at times where I was doing excessive mountain-biking and other sports in the past and was considered quite "fit".

Absolutely no need for supplements or other weird "substances" either.

Moderately healthy food - 60-80% raw food, some good beef and chicken and eggs, lots of nuts and almonds, and lots of sprouts (easy to make, and esp. beans and lentils are great for taste and protein, can eat them raw in salads, throw them in the blender, or fry them in a wok, all delicious). Sugar, wheat, bread, rice, pasta, pizza, oats,  etc. only on "pig days" once or twice a week.

And dogs and gardening for cardio... :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on February 21, 2015, 12:39:48 pm
http://www.mattfurey.com/combat_conditioning.html
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 21, 2015, 02:41:13 pm
I fucking hate gyms, and I'm not so interested in short-term effect chasing, but long-term healthy grow and real applicable strength. And as little side effects and long-term injuries as possible. 

So: working my way slowly through "convict conditioning" (one of the best systematic calisthenics courses around) with some flexibility/energy flow oriented stuff added that I borrowed from several Qi Gong / Yoga traditions. Works pretty well.

I am in my late 40s and feel better now than even at times where I was doing excessive mountain-biking and other sports in the past and was considered quite "fit".

Absolutely no need for supplements or other weird "substances" either.

Moderately healthy food - 60-80% raw food, some good beef and chicken and eggs, lots of nuts and almonds, and lots of sprouts (easy to make, and esp. beans and lentils are great for taste and protein, can eat them raw in salads, throw them in the blender, or fry them in a wok, all delicious). Sugar, wheat, bread, rice, pasta, pizza, oats,  etc. only on "pig days" once or twice a week.

And dogs and gardening for cardio... :)

Never thought about tossin' sprouts in the blender. I'll have to try that soon. I like growing mine from mung beans.

As far as feeling good, the best I ever felt was when I could just pedal my bike for hours and miles. 8PM to midnight or later. After the first 20 minutes or so I'm just in some kind of runner's high trance. Then when I get home it feels like I'm a balloon and my feet are just gonna drift up of the ground and stay in the air.

also im jelly bout your garden i only have a 2 meter square in my backyard with decent sunlight (lookin to move soon though so maybe i'll have the sprawling hippy garden of my dreams one day~~~)

tons of spinach

I ate a whole can of spinach straight out the can while cookin' up some eggs and chicken for dinner last night.

Mrs. Witchcraft called me many vile things.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: SixThumbs on February 21, 2015, 02:59:40 pm
Example:

How to annoy everyone at your local gym.

I ate a whole can of spinach straight out the can while cookin' up some eggs and chicken for dinner last night.

Mrs. Witchcraft called me many vile things.

'Popeye' wasn't among those?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on February 21, 2015, 03:57:35 pm
okay now time for some serious shit.

if u wanna lose weight and you only do cardio you are a pusy because you will lose fat and muscles equally. you need to lift bruh for gains. here is my suggestion for endomorph fuggets. wake up in teh morning as always. get sum caffein, sum aminoacids, sum carnitine(idc if its liquid or pill but liquid is better imo bcause you drink that shit before 30-45 mins bfore workout/cardio and thats it. pills are more complicated.) go for a walk for 1 hour. return home eat sum clean shit and wait for gym. when u go to gym do your regular workout(dont be a pusy) after dat get on the treadmill boi shits bout to begin. I FUKEN SUGGEST H.I.I.T.(High fucking intensity interval god damn training bruh for real) do 5 sets of hiit and you are done boi. if u eat clean and do dis shit u gon have chiseled abs 4 real bro. and guna say 1 more sheit more muscles= more calories burnt while doing shit. so if you are a weak pusy dont even try to do cardio m8 u gon be skinnyfat 4real. get sum muscles first before u do cardio.

sori 4 bed inglesh
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on February 21, 2015, 04:58:47 pm
Wish I was nineteen once again, so that my only worries in life are gym, college and a girlfriend.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on February 21, 2015, 05:48:33 pm
get sum muscles first before u do cardio.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Dupre on February 21, 2015, 05:54:59 pm
How to annoy everyone at your local gym.

No, no one has ever been annoyed by watching me do these workouts. People that notice come up to me all time and ask about the work out, including the roiders.

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 21, 2015, 07:11:19 pm
Lunch is chicken thighs, spinach, and peanut butter. I slapped it all in a skillet with masala and hot pepper flakes.

Shit is like chicken satay and palak paneer had a baby. iIt's soo hearty and satisfying.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Hoppster on February 21, 2015, 07:12:56 pm
my 5 day routinte, takes me an hour and a half before work mon-fri including showering and changing

monday- chest: chestpress, incline chestpress, flys, incline flys, pec deck
tuesday- back: lat pull down 3sets front 3 sets back, bent rows, dead lifts
wednesday- arm/legs: squats, inclined leg press , calf extentions, some other silly leg machines they have. i do 9 sets on arms, the first 6 are a "super set" so after as soon as i finish the set i grab 2 10kg dumbells and do anoter 10/12 reps. the last 3 sets are with the "curl bar"
thursday- traps/triceps: shoulder shrugs 3 sets in front 3 sets behind, upright rows, dips, seated dip, cable tricep extentions, dumbel tricep extention
friday- shoulders: shoulder press, front dumbel raise, side dumbel raise, shouder press on the machine

its a good routine a different body part hurts every day, i try to mix it up and do differnt things every week, i rotate weekly between dumbells and bar on things like chest press, shoulder press and shrugs. any cardio i do is after work, but thats pretty rare atm. i do love lifting though
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 23, 2015, 08:03:05 pm
My parents invited us over for a big family dinner yesterday. Spaghetti and meatballs with italian bread that came out of the oven 2 hours before dinner.

I ate the carbs guys. I ate ALL THE CARBS. ALL OF THEM  :cry:'

it was delicious
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on February 23, 2015, 08:06:32 pm
My parents invited us over for a big family dinner yesterday. Spaghetti and meatballs with italian bread that came out of the oven 2 hours before dinner.

I ate the carbs guys. I ate ALL THE CARBS. ALL OF THEM  :cry:'

it was delicious

Carbs aren't bad, TOO MANY OF THEM are  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Jona on February 26, 2015, 10:45:32 pm
Try high intensity body weight workouts with some running/sprinting(this isn't crossfit!) Has low impact on the body, burns fat quick, adds muscle, good cardio,  and the work outs are around 60 minutes(stretch/warm up for 20-30 minutes).
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How I imagine this looking at the gym:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=708552902516779
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Golem on February 27, 2015, 02:25:31 am
How I imagine this looking at the gym:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=708552902516779
That actually seems like an effective exercise.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Dupre on March 05, 2015, 10:40:15 pm
How I imagine this looking at the gym:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=708552902516779


Yeah, if you have no idea what you're doing than yeah, you'll look like that dummy.

Here are some videos:



Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 06, 2015, 02:12:39 am

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: lombardsoup on March 06, 2015, 02:36:12 am
Another no recent news on the game thread, I love these
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 13, 2015, 04:27:30 am
Dont judge me please, since i didn't ask for permission, but i just couldn't pass on the opportunity. Pixilated her face, so i guess it makes it ok.
 
Anyways screenshotted from FB...
 
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What the fuck is going on here, you ask? Apparently it's the latest electro-some-bullshit method of training, where you combine less effort with more profit. Some people are not afraid of making fools out of themselves.
She would get mad as shit if i would try to confront her with this abomination - but just look at her.
my fucking sides will burst ! That "computer" thing on the right - ohoho, damn, what is it supposed to do?! It looks like something from an 80's sci-fi movie.

Yeah, and as for me, i make 4 km in just under 17 min these days :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Paul on May 13, 2015, 10:51:13 am
I fixed my chronic office-work induced back pain with doing handstand pushups in the morning. Does this count?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 13, 2015, 04:56:35 pm
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What the fuck is going on here, you ask? Apparently it's the latest electro-some-bullshit method of training, where you combine less effort with more profit. Some people are not afraid of making fools out of themselves.
She would get mad as shit if i would try to confront her with this abomination - but just look at her.
my fucking sides will burst ! That "computer" thing on the right - ohoho, damn, what is it supposed to do?! It looks like something from an 80's sci-fi movie.

It looks like she is playing virtual reality dodgeball??? What in the actual fuck is that thing?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Turkhammer on May 13, 2015, 05:21:05 pm


And wtf... is that a scene from a movie?

ISIS workout videol
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Ikarus on May 13, 2015, 07:11:22 pm
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Another proof that women will never miss out new retarded ways of loosing weight, what the hell  :mrgreen:

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Yeah, and as for me, i make 4 km in just under 17 min these days :)
nice job mate
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on May 14, 2015, 10:52:58 am
women are stupid they eat salad and cereals and lose weight BOOM BITCH U LOST ALL YOUR MUSCLES PHAGGOT
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 14, 2015, 04:24:40 pm
Now i know what's it called: EMS Training - XBody workout.

I have two more for your amusement:

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She looks so happy on them pictures, may be it tickles in the right places :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Bronto on May 14, 2015, 05:55:47 pm

She looks so happy on them pictures, may be it tickles in the right places :)

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Oh MAN! I should've stopped at Shake Weights but then I found this little gem....it's called the "Tug Toner". Just use these Witchcraft you'll be fit in no time.

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on May 15, 2015, 10:29:45 am
they say if there is a difference between your arms you jerk off too much thats total BULLSHIT i jerk off with my left hand but im a right handed person and there is a 2cm difference between my arms my right arm is wider this myth is fucking busted m8
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Paul on May 15, 2015, 12:26:15 pm
that's because you use your right arm to hold off the mall cop while you fap, mate
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on May 15, 2015, 12:50:42 pm
goddamit since I live in bavaria all I do is drink beer, eat wurst and obazda.

mountainlife for the win!
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: AntiBlitz on May 15, 2015, 03:49:08 pm
goddamit since I live in bavaria all I do is drink beer, eat wurst and obazda.

mountainlife for the win!

its hard work getting to mountain top pubs! only stronk Bavarian yodel man could make such climb.  Once atop, wurst is very big, heavy, thats why only stronk man can pick up such hefty meat sausage!  Need no workout, only beer and wurst!
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Son Of Odin on May 16, 2015, 08:27:02 pm
that's because you use your right arm to hold off the mall cop while you fap, mate

Why is this not in the messages of the week? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on May 17, 2015, 06:15:24 pm
wow leshma fucking weak hater cunt before pressing that - button you better start lifting you pusy i curl with your squat weight cunt gtfo this thread
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Siiem on May 18, 2015, 01:41:22 pm
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Paul on May 18, 2015, 03:39:27 pm
This guy knows the secret to bigger calves and trainers hate him for it:

get fat
walk
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: JennaHaze on May 18, 2015, 04:17:04 pm
this fucker is powerlifter or what? fucking powerlifters they are all fat cunts only do 1 rep with that heavy ass weights and they dont even do bench press correct they drive me crazy man... fuck powerlifters and crossfitters...
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Siiem on May 19, 2015, 12:53:38 am
this fucker is powerlifter or what?

The only thing he's powerlifting is an extra Onion ring on his lardburger.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 19, 2015, 10:16:46 pm
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LordBerenger on May 23, 2015, 08:21:38 pm
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on May 25, 2015, 11:20:57 am
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 06, 2016, 12:20:42 pm
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION BUMP

ok not really a new years resolution since I joined the gym mid december, but I've been starting to visit it again after about 2 years of not doing much

muh biceps game is weak

My current 3-day routine is split like this:
- Pull (biceps, back)
- Push (chest, shoulders, triceps)
- Lower body (legs overall, think im gonna fit in abs here as well)

I do 15 minute cardio/running before and after exercise, so 30 minutes overall per gym visit, with the lifting going on for about an hour (so 1 hour 30 minutes total gym session). 3 sets per exercise, up to 12 repetitions (will sometimes do less repetitions on heavier weights for strength gain). Plan is to gain strength and muscle while also losing some body fat. I think my routine is pretty well adjusted for that, but I'm open to any suggestions.

Also not entirely sure where to fit in deadlifts, I guess pull day? I heard deadlifts are like the alah of gym visitors.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 06, 2016, 06:58:25 pm
Squats and deadlifts are so good at making you lose weight / lower body fat % because your legs muscles are the largest ones in your body. Bigger muscle = move more weight for same effort = more calories burned. There's more to it than that but that's the basic idea why leg day rules and is skipped by fools. Leg press machine is good alternative if you are worried about having bad form or injuring yourself.

I'd also recommend going for an extended cardio session rather than splitting it apart. Not for more efficient exercise or better health or anything. Just because the runner's high is real. Whip yourself into a trance as you perform fictitious travel. Feels good man.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Rico on January 06, 2016, 07:06:13 pm
Flax seeds are the best
Just saying
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on January 06, 2016, 07:37:22 pm
I do 15 minute cardio/running before and after exercise, so 30 minutes overall per gym visit, with the lifting going on for about an hour (so 1 hour 30 minutes total gym session).

Just do 15 mins HIIT, save the messing about of before/after
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LordBerenger on January 06, 2016, 07:47:26 pm
If you all get in shape you can all get a girl like this:

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 06, 2016, 08:36:18 pm
I do 15 minute cardio/running before and after exercise, so 30 minutes overall per gym visit, with the lifting going on for about an hour (so 1 hour 30 minutes total gym session). 3 sets per exercise, up to 12 repetitions (will sometimes do less repetitions on heavier weights for strength gain). Plan is to gain strength and muscle while also losing some body fat. I think my routine is pretty well adjusted for that, but I'm open to any suggestions.
You shouldn't do cardio before and after lifting fam, do it on a different day preferably and if that's not possible then do it like a couple of hours after lifting.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 06, 2016, 08:55:13 pm
two most important things are consistency and real effort mate.  feel free to post here if you should have a hard time with that,  we will gladly call you names until you drag your ugly ass back to the gym : )


here,  have a side dish of motivation ^^:

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 06, 2016, 09:34:00 pm
You shouldn't do cardio before and after lifting fam, do it on a different day preferably and if that's not possible then do it like a couple of hours after lifting.

How so? I mean what's the reason for it. Tbh this cardio is meant more like a warmup and cooldown thingy, thus before and after and just so I run a bit, I'm not really regarding it as an intense cardio session.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 06, 2016, 10:16:15 pm
1. I know what Xant means, and in general cardio directly before or after weightlifting is not beneficial for muscle growth and regeneration, while light 30-60 minutes of cardio at the "no workout" days is beneficial for regenration.

But it's totally fine to do 15 minutes of light cardio before and/or after a workout, as long as it really is light and short.

I personally only do 5-10 minutes "cardio" to warm up the whole body before my workout, then rotator cuffs with stretch bands and local/muscle specific warm up with light weights. In total not more than 15 minutes of warming up. 45-60 minutes of light cardio a week, sometimes less, depending on time and whim.

2. A 3 day split is only a thing for intermediate lifters/bodybuilders with advanced strenght and some experience.
Also a 3 day split would mean at least 5, preferably 6 workouts per week, which is pretty heavy and only doable by advanced gym goers, if optimal muscle and strenght growth is your goal.

If you just want to get in shape and get/stay fit a 3 day split with only 3 workouts per week is fine, but you won't make any noticable strenght or muscle gains after getting the "noob gainz", because the frequency is way to low.

Protein-bio-synthesis only lasts between 24 and 72 hours after hitting your muscles, so for getting otpimal strenght and muscle gains a 2 day split with 4 workouts per week (A B A B ) is the optimum for intermediate lifters, total beginners should always start with a whole body workout 3 times a week.

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 06, 2016, 10:58:44 pm
1. I know what Xant means, and in general cardio directly before or after weightlifting is not beneficial for muscle growth and regeneration, while light 30-60 minutes of cardio at the "no workout" days is beneficial for regenration.

But it's totally fine to do 15 minutes of light cardio before and/or after a workout, as long as it really is light and short.

I personally only do 5-10 minutes "cardio" to warm up the whole body before my workout, then rotator cuffs with stretch bands and local/muscle specific warm up with light weights. In total not more than 15 minutes of warming up. 45-60 minutes of light cardio a week, sometimes less, depending on time and whim.

2. A 3 day split is only a thing for intermediate lifters/bodybuilders with advanced strenght and some experience.
Also a 3 day split would mean at least 5, preferably 6 workouts per week, which is pretty heavy and only doable by advanced gym goers, if optimal muscle and strenght growth is your goal.

If you just want to get in shape and get/stay fit a 3 day split with only 3 workouts per week is fine, but you won't make any noticable strenght or muscle gains after getting the "noob gainz", because the frequency is way to low.

Protein-bio-synthesis only lasts between 24 and 72 hours after hitting your muscles, so for getting otpimal strenght and muscle gains a 2 day split with 4 workouts per week (A B A B ) is the optimum for intermediate lifters, total beginners should always start with a whole body workout 3 times a week.

Ok thanks for all the advice, appreciate it. I posted because I'm at the start with the gym thing (disregarding I visited gym somewhat regularly for 1-2 years about 2-3 years ago), so the routine is not yet established and I can easily adjust it. The general goal is to stay fit yeah, but I do want some strength and muscle gain as well. When is one considered to be an intermediate lifter and ready to advance beyond a full body workout?
With a full body workout, should I only be doing 1 exercise per muscle group (3 sets / 12 reps per exercise)? I feel like more than one would take too much time.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 06, 2016, 11:09:37 pm
Weights are for amateurs, pros train bodyweight:

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 06, 2016, 11:11:09 pm
Ok thanks for all the advice, appreciate it. I posted because I'm at the start with the gym thing (disregarding I visited gym somewhat regularly for 1-2 years about 2-3 years ago), so the routine is not yet established and I can easily adjust it. The general goal is to stay fit yeah, but I do want some strength and muscle gain as well. When is one considered to be an intermediate lifter and ready to advance beyond a full body workout?
With a full body workout, should I only be doing 1 exercise per muscle group (3 sets / 12 reps per exercise)? I feel like more than one would take too much time.

Answering all that satisfying for you would prbably take me too long and my poor english make it a strain to type that much.

This may help you with the question of when is one intermediate/beginner/advanced http://www.strengthstandards.co/#/
Bascially what is your body weight and body fat and how strong are you in the big compound lifts determines if you are intermediate.
You can see this also isolated per compound lift/movement.

For example I am good intermediate in benchpress, scratching at inermediate with my deadlift and I am novice with my squat, because I hate that one and I got a terrible mobilty and week core (thats what I am working on currently).

And for a qhole body workout, yeah, it normally contains just the big compound movements, squat OR deadlift (alternatively), Benchpress, Military Press (overhead/shoulder press), one big rowing exercise and maybe (not necessarily) arms and 1 shoulder assistance movement.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 06, 2016, 11:54:19 pm
so for getting otpimal strenght and muscle gains a 2 day split with 4 workouts per week (A B A B ) is the optimum for intermediate lifters, total beginners should always start with a whole body workout 3 times a week.

I find that a two day split is easy to stick with, upper body day and lower body day with some situps or curls thrown in wherever you have a chance. The only problem is that weeks are 7 days so you need to plan your sessions in two week chunks to make sure you can get to the gym every other day.

Or you can make each week the same, like so:

1)Upper body
2)Free day
3)Lower body
4)Free day
5)Cardio Day
6)Weekend
7)Weekend

Not as optimal, but when I was just getting started that's what I did and I think it's really easy to stick with. That's the most important part, finding a schedule that doesn't make you jump through hoops just to get to the gym.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 07, 2016, 12:31:49 am
Flax seeds are the best
Just saying

Life saving :wink:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on January 07, 2016, 04:38:43 pm
If you're looking to build strength you should try ICF 5X5 or stronglift 5x5

ICF for dem aesthetics
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: SixThumbs on January 07, 2016, 05:45:29 pm
Just stick with whatever routine you've got going for now so long as it incorporates squats, bench, deadlifts, overhead-press and bent-over rows/power cleans in their somewhere and the rest will come with time once you've a good strength base to work off of. Eat until satiated and not more if you're trying to lose weight.

My routine was based off of Starting Strength (the only resource I think someone starting out needs) and was three days a week alternating between squats/bench/overhead press and squats/deadlift/power cleans with dips/pull-ups and decently long stretching sessions after the workouts. According to the link Warlord posted I'm somewhere between novice/intermediate depending on the lift but I think a good rule of thumb before worrying too much about a specific routine is being able to deadlift twice your body weight, bench your body weight and squat one and a half times your bodyweight.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 07, 2016, 05:50:28 pm
Starting Strenght by Mark Rippetoe is great.  :!:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: SixThumbs on January 07, 2016, 05:54:20 pm
Best resource once you get past the marketing of the fitness industry and realize the only thing you need is consistency and a foundation to build off.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Rico on January 07, 2016, 05:57:55 pm
Life saving :wink:
considering all the bullshit i'm ingesting on a regular basis you may be right :(
at worst, they are an inexpensive and easily available omega 3 source without the bad side effects of the contamination in other omega 3 sources. the fibers also clean the metabolism a little. just need some extra water so they won't dehydrate you

green tea is also epic

flax seeds and green tea basically make up for all the bad things i swallow
or so i hope
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Rico on January 07, 2016, 06:21:06 pm
all the bad things i swallow
Wow that was pretty gay
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Paul on January 07, 2016, 07:36:54 pm
Can't become admin without that anyway.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 07, 2016, 10:36:04 pm
Without eating flax seeds or without being gay?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 07, 2016, 11:33:14 pm
Just stick with whatever routine you've got going for now so long as it incorporates squats, bench, deadlifts, overhead-press and bent-over rows/power cleans in their somewhere and the rest will come with time once you've a good strength base to work off of. Eat until satiated and not more if you're trying to lose weight.

My routine was based off of Starting Strength (the only resource I think someone starting out needs) and was three days a week alternating between squats/bench/overhead press and squats/deadlift/power cleans with dips/pull-ups and decently long stretching sessions after the workouts. According to the link Warlord posted I'm somewhere between novice/intermediate depending on the lift but I think a good rule of thumb before worrying too much about a specific routine is being able to deadlift twice your body weight, bench your body weight and squat one and a half times your bodyweight.

Starting Strenght by Mark Rippetoe is great.  :!:

Thanks, read up a lot on it now, seems like a good routine, I'm gonna use it, since maximum full body exercise is best reached with the exercises that this program uses (eg squats, deadlifts, bench presses, presses, etc). Kind of worried im gonna suck hard at it because I hardly ever did those apart from bench presses. My previous gym routines (if they can even be called that) were chaotic as fuck...
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 07, 2016, 11:49:30 pm
I built up a pretty solid body over the years when I started going to the gym like 9-10 years ago without ever doing deadlifts, squats and overhead/military press for many years. Only thing I pretty much did from the beginning was benchpress (with horribly bad technique) and seated shoulder press with dumbbells (which pretty much hits the same muscles as overhead/military press standing, but without the benefits for legs, lower back, abs and general core muscles).

I just started doing deadlifts with proper technique like 2 years ago, benchpress, squats and overhead press even just like 1 year ago with proper technique. You easily can build up a "good looking" muscular body with machines, bad technique and without any compound movements, but I guess doing them (with proper technique) from the very beginning gives you the same results MUCH faster and without risk of muscular disbalances and injury. Also, dat strenght. You never gaina any strenght from doing machines, leg press or shoulder press seated. But man, my strenght skyrockened in the last ~ 2 years and it feels great, when you can say to people you can pick up 150-160 kg with your bare hands or benchpress your own bodyweight + 10 kg 4x8 times, slow and with proper form.


Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Rico on January 08, 2016, 01:24:15 pm
I built up a pretty solid body over the years
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Umbra on January 08, 2016, 01:31:39 pm
2 things that really helped me personally:

1. Prioritize core lifts in your every workout
2. write your workout down in detail and try to beat it the next time, even by the smalles increments
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 08, 2016, 03:00:56 pm
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It honestly wasn't meant as some kind of epeen or whatever, just a subjective information for Vibe and other people that really want to start lifting/bodybuilding  :wink:

btw, my body is much better now, moar muscles  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Rico on January 08, 2016, 03:06:50 pm
wasn't meant as some kind of epeen or whatever
it wasn't meant as epeen criticism either, i just wanted to share this beautiful solid sculpture
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Beauchamp on January 08, 2016, 03:17:22 pm
anybody climbs/does bouldering or some other rather fun activity? or everybody just lifts here?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 08, 2016, 03:54:26 pm
it wasn't meant as epeen criticism either, i just wanted to share this beautiful solid sculpture

haha, ok then  :lol:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LordBerenger on January 08, 2016, 04:00:34 pm
anybody climbs/does bouldering or some other rather fun activity? or everybody just lifts here?

Do you even lift fgt?


Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on January 08, 2016, 04:01:51 pm
I started going to the gym like 9-10 years ago without ever doing deadlifts, squats and overhead/military press for many year


I just started doing deadlifts with proper technique like 2 years ago, benchpress, squats and overhead press even just like 1 year ago with proper technique.

That wasted time bro
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 08, 2016, 04:19:19 pm
That wasted time bro

Yeeees I know. Anyway, the past is the past.
Haha, and my gym buddy still makes "T-Bar benchpress" all the time, refuses to make squats and does leg press instead and deadlifts with 80 kg, because he is scared to hurt his lower back. I can't help him, he just does not listen to me  :lol:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 08, 2016, 04:42:47 pm
T-Bar benchpress

whats that.


also fuck you guys,  I miss my gym. QQ
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 08, 2016, 04:43:35 pm
No, he hasn't ever unjured in the gym at all, while I had several little and medium injuries. That's why it's kind of funny when he says he is scared to hurt his lower back or something. Also while doing a terribly bad T-Bar benchpress and always refusing to do it with proper technique because he would have to lower the weight  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 08, 2016, 04:54:18 pm
whats that.


also fuck you guys,  I miss my gym. QQ


Proper form:


It's hard to find a video where someone shows the wrong technique, but basically T-Bar Benchpress means your elbows are in a 90° angle and almost parallel to your shoulders, because it looks like your'e making a T from above.
Correct is a ~ 45 ° angle and your elbows way lower, about on the height of you upper abs or slightly below your nipples.

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 08, 2016, 04:57:03 pm
ah ya so it the press feels like fucking flys,  tbh i loved them for the burn  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Ikarus on January 08, 2016, 05:32:55 pm
great, now you guys made me start aswell

gotta make myself some plan now because last year I´ve sheeply been doing what my roommate was doing which was
- one day chest&biceps
- one day back&triceps
- one day legs
- optional bonus day with one of the upper three

sorta like that? Or what plans do you guys have? I don´t have a gym nearby, but we got a weight room in the dorm with some stuff

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: jtobiasm on January 08, 2016, 06:09:12 pm
great, now you guys made me start aswell

gotta make myself some plan now because last year I´ve sheeply been doing what my roommate was doing which was
- one day chest&biceps
- one day back&triceps
- one day legs
- optional bonus day with one of the upper three

sorta like that? Or what plans do you guys have? I don´t have a gym nearby, but we got a weight room in the dorm with some stuff
I prefer to do Back and biceps/Chest and triceps but yours works fine. Also don't forget to do shoulders.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 08, 2016, 10:06:12 pm
Thanks, read up a lot on it now, seems like a good routine, I'm gonna use it, since maximum full body exercise is best reached with the exercises that this program uses (eg squats, deadlifts, bench presses, presses, etc). Kind of worried im gonna suck hard at it because I hardly ever did those apart from bench presses. My previous gym routines (if they can even be called that) were chaotic as fuck...

Don't worry about sucking at them. Like I said before your legs are the biggest muscles in your body and you will be pleasantly surprised at just how much weight they can move.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Teeth on January 10, 2016, 06:46:19 pm
anybody climbs/does bouldering or some other rather fun activity? or everybody just lifts here?
I do bodyweight shit, like L-sits, pullups, handstands, handstand pushups and working towards planche. Pretty accessible and quite rewarding when you improve these moves. Gotta get that beastly relative strength.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 11, 2016, 12:49:09 am
anybody climbs/does bouldering or some other rather fun activity? or everybody just lifts here?

climbing, bouldering, mountaineering and ski mountaineering.   although I miss the gym, always had more fun there then climbing :'D
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on January 11, 2016, 01:08:00 am
I do bodyweight shit, like L-sits, pullups, handstands, handstand pushups and working towards planche. Pretty accessible and quite rewarding when you improve these moves. Gotta get that beastly relative strength.

You do leg work? Like shrimps? Because I'm doing beginner's shrimps atm and I'm not able to control the movement 100% before hitting the ground. Not like I'm unstable but its not fluid. Not sure if its a technique issue or I'm just trying to do something I'm not ready for.
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Post by: Bronto on January 11, 2016, 01:27:13 am
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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 12, 2016, 04:10:46 pm
I've been reading a lot about strength vs hypertrophy and what you should start with first. A lot of people suggest strength first to build up some good core strength and then work onwards from that, but there's some that say that hypertrophy is also a good start.

In the end both should increase strength and size, it's just that one does strength better and the other does size better. So I've been thinking of adjusting the Starting Strength a bit, maybe stick with 5 reps for strength gain for a few weeks first then transition into around 8 reps range per set. In the end I don't care about super high numbers that I can lift, it's more about the looks I guess. Not that I don't care about strength either, I DO want to get stronger. So I think this would be a good middle-line between strength and looks, I would still gain strength (albeit not as quickly as following SS to the letter), but I'd also be working on muscle size.

I think in the end it matters that I do compound/core lifts 3x per week, like you guys said. Any thoughts?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 12, 2016, 04:40:40 pm
I've been reading a lot about strength vs hypertrophy and what you should start with first. A lot of people suggest strength first to build up some good core strength and then work onwards from that, but there's some that say that hypertrophy is also a good start.

In the end both should increase strength and size, it's just that one does strength better and the other does size better. So I've been thinking of adjusting the Starting Strength a bit, maybe stick with 5 reps for strength gain for a few weeks first then transition into around 8 reps range per set. In the end I don't care about super high numbers that I can lift, it's more about the looks I guess. Not that I don't care about strength either, I DO want to get stronger. So I think this would be a good middle-line between strength and looks, I would still gain strength (albeit not as quickly as following SS to the letter), but I'd also be working on muscle size.

I think in the end it matters that I do compound/core lifts 3x per week, like you guys said. Any thoughts?

You pretty much summed it up pretty well. I do compound exercises with 5-8 Reps and Assitance/Isolation exercises 10-12 reps. Works fine.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 12, 2016, 05:11:40 pm
I've been reading a lot about strength vs hypertrophy and what you should start with first. A lot of people suggest strength first to build up some good core strength and then work onwards from that, but there's some that say that hypertrophy is also a good start.

In the end both should increase strength and size, it's just that one does strength better and the other does size better. So I've been thinking of adjusting the Starting Strength a bit, maybe stick with 5 reps for strength gain for a few weeks first then transition into around 8 reps range per set. In the end I don't care about super high numbers that I can lift, it's more about the looks I guess. Not that I don't care about strength either, I DO want to get stronger. So I think this would be a good middle-line between strength and looks, I would still gain strength (albeit not as quickly as following SS to the letter), but I'd also be working on muscle size.

I think in the end it matters that I do compound/core lifts 3x per week, like you guys said. Any thoughts?
Why do you want to get stronger, Vibe? Do you wish to lift things up and put them down better than ever before?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Paul on January 12, 2016, 05:53:01 pm
Implying there is any signifixant difference - especially for beginners.


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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 12, 2016, 06:15:26 pm
training volume, intensity and density play into the matter, the latter often being neglected in conversations,  although being integral for the training effect of the former.

whatever
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 12, 2016, 06:39:17 pm
training volume, intensity and density play into the matter, the latter often being neglected in conversations,  although being integral for the training effect of the former.

whatever

never heard of density in reference to training at all before, explain please  :shock:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 12, 2016, 07:04:30 pm
Why do you want to get stronger, Vibe? Do you wish to lift things up and put them down better than ever before?

I want to get stronger because I feel like I'm less strong than I was a couple of years ago (which makes sense due to my neglect of physical activities), and it's not a good feeling. You get a desk job, you get a gf and you play video games and you say fuck all this physical excercise, but it comes at a cost of feeling like a weak shit if you've been slacking over several years.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Teeth on January 12, 2016, 07:27:46 pm
You do leg work? Like shrimps? Because I'm doing beginner's shrimps atm and I'm not able to control the movement 100% before hitting the ground. Not like I'm unstable but its not fluid. Not sure if its a technique issue or I'm just trying to do something I'm not ready for.
I had to google what shrimps are, but I recently started a pistol squat progression, and I guess similar issues can be had with those. I personally like to have complete control over a movement before I increase intensity, both to be more safe from injuries and because bad form is for chumps. This actually means that I am currently practicing normal deep squats to get good form, because I have dysfunctional knees lacking that innate slav ability. If I am going to start working on the pistol squat I will assist with my hand on a doorframe, lowering the intensity as far as necessary to maintain proper form at all times. This slows down your progression and makes the learning the move less about just strength and more about technique. I think that is fine, because in the end you will have a much better result, while allowing your joints and flexibility to keep up. Also, an injury might set you back a whole lot more.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LEKIS on January 12, 2016, 07:30:33 pm
I want to get stronger because I feel like I'm less strong than I was a couple of years ago (which makes sense due to my neglect of physical activities), and it's not a good feeling. You get a desk job, you get a gf and you play video games and you say fuck all this physical excercise, but it comes at a cost of feeling like a weak shit if you've been slacking over several years.

Im about 11PS right now, want to reach 15ps withing 3-4 years.
Jokes aside....
Great that you noticed that, it's the first step to coming back to biceps'club united. :)

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 12, 2016, 07:49:03 pm
never heard of density in reference to training at all before, explain please  :shock:

imagine the variables volume and intensity set into a temporal context.   in our case,  you could control density of the microcylce via rest in between sets, the meso via training units per days / week etc, macro with test weeks etc.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Taser on January 12, 2016, 07:56:14 pm
I had to google what shrimps are, but I recently started a pistol squat progression, and I guess similar issues can be had with those. I personally like to have complete control over a movement before I increase intensity, both to be more safe from injuries and because bad form is for chumps. This actually means that I am currently practicing normal deep squats to get good form, because I have dysfunctional knees lacking that innate slav ability. If I am going to start working on the pistol squat I will assist with my hand on a doorframe, lowering the intensity as far as necessary to maintain proper form at all times. This slows down your progression and makes the learning the move less about just strength and more about technique. I think that is fine, because in the end you will have a much better result, while allowing your joints and flexibility to keep up. Also, an injury might set you back a whole lot more.

First lol at bold.

And thanks for the post. I think I'll keep trying and if it doesn't improve in the next couple sessions I'll regress back to split bulgarian squats or something. The lack of control is just right before the knee hits the ground so I'm not sure its a lack of ability to control or just the lack of familiarity  of the technique/movement.

I wouldn't want to injure myself so I can agree with that. Good form is important.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 12, 2016, 08:07:21 pm
I want to get stronger because I feel like I'm less strong than I was a couple of years ago (which makes sense due to my neglect of physical activities), and it's not a good feeling. You get a desk job, you get a gf and you play video games and you say fuck all this physical excercise, but it comes at a cost of feeling like a weak shit if you've been slacking over several years.
That sounds like a lot of work. Wouldn't it be easier to just lobby for your God given second amendment rights? If you had a gun, none of that would be an issue.

"But Xant, I can't lift things with a gun"
Point it at some poor fucker who's wasted their time at a gym and order him to lift it.

There's no problem on this Earth that a gun can't solve.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 12, 2016, 09:18:25 pm
imagine the variables volume and intensity set into a temporal context.   in our case,  you could control density of the microcylce via rest in between sets, the meso via training units per days / week etc, macro with test weeks etc.

Ah ok thx, so bascially frequenzy  :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 12, 2016, 09:51:38 pm
That sounds like a lot of work. Wouldn't it be easier to just lobby for your God given second amendment rights? If you had a gun, none of that would be an issue.

"But Xant, I can't lift things with a gun"
Point it at some poor fucker who's wasted their time at a gym and order him to lift it.

There's no problem on this Earth that a gun can't solve.

but xant what about all the dialogue options that open when you acquire more strength?

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 13, 2016, 12:03:17 pm
Ah ok thx, so bascially frequenzy  :)

frequenzy would be only be considering the factor time.  density considers the work you do in a certain time. 

simplified:  10 sets of 10 reps @ eight x in 30 minutes or in one hour.  same volume, same intensity,  different density.  (the terms intensity, volume and density are used differently in trainingslehre then in real science. so dont get confused, ja? ^^)

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 13, 2016, 02:31:00 pm
I want to get stronger because I feel like I'm less strong than I was a couple of years ago (which makes sense due to my neglect of physical activities), and it's not a good feeling. You get a desk job, you get a gf and you play video games and you say fuck all this physical excercise, but it comes at a cost of feeling like a weak shit if you've been slacking over several years.

Have you considered martial arts training?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 13, 2016, 02:41:42 pm
Have you considered martial arts training?

No, why?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 13, 2016, 03:40:22 pm
No, why?

Duh, so you can beat your girlfriend obviously

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 13, 2016, 03:55:31 pm
No, why?

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Like, crap man, look at that. That's like his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor or nothin' but that was like one clean chunk.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on January 13, 2016, 04:17:22 pm
frequenzy would be only be considering the factor time.  density considers the work you do in a certain time. 

simplified:  10 sets of 10 reps @ eight x in 30 minutes or in one hour.  same volume, same intensity,  different density.  (the terms intensity, volume and density are used differently in trainingslehre then in real science. so dont get confused, ja? ^^)

ok, so one part of density is frequenzy, now I got it :D
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 13, 2016, 04:55:42 pm
No, why?

Unless you want to bulk up and look aesthetically pleasing (not everyone shares this taste), kick boxing and martial arts training in general are better and faster way to achieve your goals (to become stronger). You'll probably end up in the gym anyway, but you won't be slacking while pumping iron. That's something they teach you during martial arts courses, no fooling around. In the gym, unless you pay big money for personal trainer, you are on your own.

Downside of martial arts training is that it can be quite physically intensive. Could be a problem after long day in the office.

Join some martial arts club of your choosing, go to few trainings and see how it goes. Maybe it's just the thing for you. If not, just go to the gym instead.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 13, 2016, 05:22:20 pm
Plus, there's nothing like the feeling when you know you're the baddest motherfucker in the entire valley and thus need fear no evil.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 13, 2016, 05:24:00 pm
That can be achieved with sawed off shotgun and chainsaw attached to your stump, no need for gym or martial arts :D
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 13, 2016, 05:48:46 pm
Unless you want to bulk up and look aesthetically pleasing (not everyone shares this taste), kick boxing and martial arts training in general are better and faster way to achieve your goals (to become stronger). You'll probably end up in the gym anyway, but you won't be slacking while pumping iron. That's something they teach you during martial arts courses, no fooling around. In the gym, unless you pay big money for personal trainer, you are on your own.

Downside of martial arts training is that it can be quite physically intensive. Could be a problem after long day in the office.

Join some martial arts club of your choosing, go to few trainings and see how it goes. Maybe it's just the thing for you. If not, just go to the gym instead.

Does having a blue belt (4 kyu) in shotokan karate count? Even though it was achieved about 10 years ago :p

The training was not that strength intensive, it was more endurance and speed. I was not required to visit a gym, tho.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on January 13, 2016, 06:00:13 pm
That can be achieved with sawed off shotgun and chainsaw attached to your stump, no need for gym or martial arts :D
That is a lie. Weapons are merely the focal point of one's lethality.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on January 26, 2016, 11:47:19 pm
I'm having problems with my deadlift, to be exact my grip is holding back my progress - I feel like I could lift a lot more but my grip just can't handle the weight. Is this expected/normal with deadlift, do I just need to train my grip with more deadlifting?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Kalam on January 26, 2016, 11:50:21 pm
I'm having problems with my deadlift, to be exact my grip is holding back my progress - I feel like I could lift a lot more but my grip just can't handle the weight. Is this expected/normal with deadlift, do I just need to train my grip with more deadlifting?

Have an anecdote: exercises targeted at climbers helped me.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 27, 2016, 12:40:54 am
I'm having problems with my deadlift, to be exact my grip is holding back my progress - I feel like I could lift a lot more but my grip just can't handle the weight. Is this expected/normal with deadlift, do I just need to train my grip with more deadlifting?

Jumping rope with a steel wire / lead grips is both good for a cardio warm-up, it looks very cool when you get in shape, and it strengthens the grip well. Had one of those for a few months, but like any other rope - it got chewed up against asphalt rather quickly, and you can't buy one in an average sport shop.

Something similar to this:

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That's besides the obvious wrist hand-weight exercises and these fuckers:

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I'm not an expert of course, you can check the /fit on 4chan, and ask any questions there.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 27, 2016, 12:47:15 am
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These work and are pretty cheap. Just make sure you get them with some real resistance. The ones that don't even say how many lbs/kgs of resistance are baby toys like the pink 5 lb dumbell.

Have an anecdote: exercises targeted at climbers helped me.

Climbers use them too!!

If you keep working up to the really thick ones you can have that bone-breaking handshake that makes you a man's man.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on January 27, 2016, 01:45:07 am
Hand that completely engulfed mine and could turn it into fine dust belonged to this man:

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on January 27, 2016, 09:24:32 am
Have an anecdote: exercises targeted at climbers helped me.

just never use lifting straps,  the grip strength will come.  you can alse use an alternating grip to help out.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 04:49:07 pm
closer to home.

+1

whatever you do,  most important is that you do it regularly,  and having the gym close by is an easy way to get it done.

now I recapitulate: 

you are a tallish guy with a buffish stature and want to loose some fat +  gain some muscle / just get fitter / keep up an "unhealthy" lifestyle without getting fat?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: AwesomeHail on March 17, 2016, 04:53:47 pm
what's a good daily (morning) training just to maintain some kinda muscle (currently skelly-mode)?
Taking into consideration that I smoke alot :/
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 04:58:32 pm
what's a good daily (morning) training just to maintain some kinda muscle (currently skelly-mode)?
Taking into consideration that I smoke alot :/

do you have any sort of aids? 

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Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 05:50:11 pm
And I'd be interested in trying out one or more of those for fun, but don't want to disgrace myself *too* hard when i start. I don't mind disgracing myself in terms of technique, clumsiness and lack of experience cos that's just gonna happen when you're new, just as long as I'm not a sweaty wreck after 2 minutes.

bad heskey!  bad!

no one will judge you if you are piss noodles super unfit in any of these sports as a beginner.  they are all a super great way to kick start fitness, especially cause a) you get motivated by motivated people around you and b) you push your limits harder then when training alone.

swallow your pride (and my kangaroo seamen) and do one of dem martial art thingys 2-3 times and sprinkle some weight lifting in here and there.  you will meet cool people who might even work out with you outside of normal training,  and more importantly, have that rewarding wrap and beer with you after the workouts  :mrgreen:

if you absolutely arent going to do that we can also talk about some sort of gay ass bodybuilding circuit which is a great way to "cardio" without really running or cycling and shit.

Another motivation is a long weekend stag-do in Croatia coming up at the end of April, and it looks like it's gonna be a big one. I do not plan on going easy on my body during that weekend, so any additional fitness I can cultivate before that weekend will be a godsend.

holy shit is idzo getting married?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 17, 2016, 06:40:20 pm
bad heskey!  bad!

no one will judge you if you are piss noodles super unfit in any of these sports as a beginner.  they are all a super great way to kick start fitness, especially cause a) you get motivated by motivated people around you and b) you push your limits harder then when training alone.

swallow your pride (and my kangaroo seamen) and do one of dem martial art thingys 2-3 times and sprinkle some weight lifting in here and there.  you will meet cool people who might even work out with you outside of normal training,  and more importantly, have that rewarding wrap and beer with you after the workouts  :mrgreen:

if you absolutely arent going to do that we can also talk about some sort of gay ass bodybuilding circuit which is a great way to "cardio" without really running or cycling and shit.

holy shit is idzo getting married?

What is  a gay ass bodybuilding circuit?  :D
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 06:52:39 pm
What is  a gay ass bodybuilding circuit?  :D

its what a certain breed of athlete does on its off days. an example could be:  ~2x12 sets à 10 reps of different exercises at a 12 rep max weight with 30 sec. - 1min rest in between sets.

great to get your heart pumping and pumping your muscles, too  :mrgreen:

main effect is a higher vascularisation of muscles,  but certain hypertrophy will go hand in hand with that too.  its a fast and effective workout,  which gives you instant feedback if you are trying hard enough or not, but, it shouldnt be the only thing you do if you want to get somewhere.  its a good place to start tho.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 17, 2016, 06:58:36 pm
Okay. Sounds more like "cardio" with light weights to me. I guess I'm more of an strenght athlete then. 3-5 minutes rest between sets is a must.  :P
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 07:07:59 pm
Sounds more like "cardio"

well yeah thats pretty much exactly what I said it was in the post to heskey
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 17, 2016, 07:10:19 pm
well yeah thats pretty much exactly what I said it was in the post to heskey

Yeah ... forgive me, I'm ill and feel like I was hit by a truck, seems I shouldn't be writing here, my eyes hurt anyway.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 07:57:46 pm
Yeah ... forgive me, I'm ill and feel like I was hit by a truck, seems I shouldn't be writing here, my eyes hurt anyway.

chill its all good :D  gute besserung!
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 17, 2016, 08:00:29 pm
Danke !  :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on March 17, 2016, 08:40:13 pm
closer to home.


And I'd be interested in trying out one or more of those for fun, but don't want to disgrace myself *too* hard when i start. I don't mind disgracing myself in terms of technique, clumsiness and lack of experience cos that's just gonna happen when you're new, just as long as I'm not a sweaty wreck after 2 minutes.
That's what everyone talking about starting a martial art says. They don't realize that 1) 95% of the people starting are going to be in just as bad a shape or worse than them,  2) cardio improves fast by just going to practice, and 3) good gyms start out slow and increase the pace as the beginner's course goes on.

The whole "I have to get in shape before I start a martial art" is so backwards. It's like saying "I have to get in shape before I can get in shape." Just do it.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 17, 2016, 09:39:44 pm
The whole "I have to get in shape before I start a martial art" is so backwards. It's like saying "I have to get in shape before I can get in shape." Just do it.

True, except for when you go to a swimming hall. landwhales should stay on land, hehe
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on March 17, 2016, 11:29:15 pm
Technique lol

What makes you think you'll be doing any technique trainings first? Moment they see you, they'll notice your current physical condition. Then they'll force you to run and do physical exercise until you can do rest of the training. At least that's how it went in every sport I've ever trained. That's how they do it in the army too, but they also try to break your spirit so they can mold you in their own ways. Just look what they did to Xant...
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on March 18, 2016, 12:36:03 am

Mmm, breaking people's spirit to mold them in your own ways sounds like a great way to encourage new people to pay more money and sign up for your recreational sessions at the gym. It's the perfect system!

I'll report back with a rating between 1-10 of how broken my spirit feels after the first session.

So what course are you going to take?.. I vote boxing, or jiu jitsu as second best. Though you will probably have to touch other people a lot in Jiu Jitsu, get ballsacks in you face and such... Never done any group sport myself, so my opinion is not much worth :)
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 18, 2016, 03:01:35 am
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practice is usually a lot of cardio but it's fun shit. Right up their with DDR/Stepmania.

I mean yeah you could just run or bike or jump rope but they get monotonous real fast.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 18, 2016, 08:49:03 am
dude youll have a blast, gfu : )
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on March 18, 2016, 10:04:59 am
Technique lol

What makes you think you'll be doing any technique trainings first? Moment they see you, they'll notice your current physical condition. Then they'll force you to run and do physical exercise until you can do rest of the training. At least that's how it went in every sport I've ever trained. That's how they do it in the army too, but they also try to break your spirit so they can mold you in their own ways. Just look what they did to Xant...

Yeah I call that a load of crap. Can't say for army but no sport is going to (or should) force you to fix up your physical condition before you even start doing the actual sport, unless you're fucking 90 years old, a literal land whale or I donno, in a wheelchair. You won't see a young man being put to condition training for weeks/months before doing the sport, the condition comes with the sport, not before it.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Teeth on March 18, 2016, 10:32:58 am
what's a good daily (morning) training just to maintain some kinda muscle (currently skelly-mode)?
Taking into consideration that I smoke alot :/
Get a doorway or wall-mounted pull-up bar and do like a 5 set routine of either chin-ups, pull-ups or both, would not do it every day immediately, begin at like three times a week. Pull ups are a pretty fun exercise and will build some sweet t-shirt muscles like lats and some biceps. This should get you out of laughably skin mode through some sweet beginner gains.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Vibe on March 18, 2016, 10:49:29 am
Get a doorway or wall-mounted pull-up bar and do like a 5 set routine of either chin-ups, pull-ups or both, would not do it every day immediately, begin at like three times a week. Pull ups are a pretty fun exercise and will build some sweet t-shirt muscles like lats and some biceps. This should get you out of laughably skin mode through some sweet beginner gains.

If he wants to get out of skelly mode he needs to eat tho. And not pussy ass eating, eat like man.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 18, 2016, 11:42:35 am
If he wants to get out of skelly mode he needs to eat tho. And not pussy ass eating, eat like man.

Seriously, eating is the hardest part. I'm currently 93 kg at 183 cm height with slightly visible abs (so bodyfat is still okayish/not too high) and I have to force myself to eat every other day because I'm always full. Sometimes when I only have 4-5 meals a day for a week I'm already 2 kg lighter. Workout is fun and if anything I have to force myself to take a rest day.

I'm looking forward to my next cut, feeling hungry and only having to eat a restricted amount of food is great, at least for some weeks. Then you get that big hunger and appetite again and the cut starts to suck  :mrgreen:

 

Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Teeth on March 18, 2016, 11:50:19 am
If he wants to get out of skelly mode he needs to eat tho. And not pussy ass eating, eat like man.
Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that? Eat like a pig, can't build a house if you haven't got any bricks.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 18, 2016, 11:55:19 am
4-5 meals a day for a week I'm already 2 kg lighter

you will have a considerable less amount of water and poop in you, it aint all real body mass
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 18, 2016, 11:57:45 am
you will have a considerable less amount of water and poop in you, it aint all real body mass

Yeah I know, I still feel smaller when the scale shows 2 kg less.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 18, 2016, 12:15:45 pm
Yeah I know, I still feel smaller when the scale shows 2 kg less.  :mrgreen:

ah dem feels ^^
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Xant on March 18, 2016, 06:55:07 pm
Yeah I call that a load of crap. Can't say for army but no sport is going to (or should) force you to fix up your physical condition before you even start doing the actual sport, unless you're fucking 90 years old, a literal land whale or I donno, in a wheelchair. You won't see a young man being put to condition training for weeks/months before doing the sport, the condition comes with the sport, not before it.
It also depends on the place too.

The bad ones try to cultivate a bad ass image because, after all, we're doing fucking MMA here, we're bad motherfuckers, so the instructors will work everyone to exhaustion before any real practice begins. It's a weird macho culture but I think it's becoming less prevalent now. BJJ places are usually more relaxed, too. It's still one of the most annoying things and a deal breaker for me when I go to a new place, it makes zero sense to exhaust people every time before having them do technique -- and I'd rather work pads or spar to improve cardio than run around and do push ups, I can do that shit at home.

You get less McDojos with full contact martial arts but there are still good and bad gyms.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: sF_Guardian on March 18, 2016, 08:31:42 pm
Doing heavy lifting all day at work, also alot of walking/running :D
Keeps me fit enough, never saw the purpose of a gym, way too boring.
I do a few sit ups n stuff every evening before going to sleep tho, just because it's easier to fall asleep after.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Golem on March 19, 2016, 04:06:07 am
Are we gonna get some workout videos from this community in here, or what?  :lol:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2016, 05:22:59 pm
Get a doorway or wall-mounted pull-up bar and do like a 5 set routine of either chin-ups, pull-ups or both, would not do it every day immediately, begin at like three times a week. Pull ups are a pretty fun exercise and will build some sweet t-shirt muscles like lats and some biceps. This should get you out of laughably skin mode through some sweet beginner gains.

There are so many dumb useless "As Seen On TV!" exercise aids you can pick up for $30, but the pullup bar is legit. It's one of the most intense bodyweight exercises you can do. Great choice if you're working out at home. If you're just starting and can't manage to do them with good form, try just holding yourself up suspended for 5-10 seconds, as if you're about to do a pull-up. Repeat until exhausted, and eventually you'll have the strength to do a couple pull-ups or chin-ups.

I want to get an army surplus canvas bag and fill it with 200ish lbs of big rocks when I go the beach. Then I'll have something to do leg exercises with, for very cheap. My Significant Other thinks this is dumb as hell. I'm gonna do it anyway  :twisted:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Torben on March 25, 2016, 08:46:39 am
I want to get an army surplus canvas bag and fill it with 200ish lbs of big rocks when I go the beach. Then I'll have something to do leg exercises with, for very cheap. My Significant Other thinks this is dumb as hell. I'm gonna do it anyway  :twisted:

fill er up with sand or pebbles,  you can more comfortably do all sorts of shit with her then!  used it for half a year when my gym closed at some point, freakishly fun for me to do and my neighbours to watch haha.

also:  motivation helps!  I reeealy love running the ultimate fighter while doing my home workouts!
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Leshma on March 25, 2016, 04:51:14 pm
Doing heavy lifting all day at work, also alot of walking/running :D
Keeps me fit enough, never saw the purpose of a gym, way too boring.

That's very interesting. Some people claim walking and running is a bore, others say same thing about gym. I'm in second group like you, gym is incredibly boring. Other people being there don't help because I'm not the type to shut down myself into my own thing and ignore what is happening around me. Never tried to practice in my own gym because I don't have one, but guess that would be even worse.

Something about sitting or standing still during the so called exercise annoys me. Used to go to the gym when my friend went with me. Training alone in the gym is painful experience.

Wish we were living in proper communism where gym would be replace with chopping wood or doing other sort of physical work outside that actually achieves something in the end and is less boring.

Walking and hiking... I'm kinda running out of new routes. Old ones are already boring. Will need to move somewhere else soon :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: LordBerenger on March 25, 2016, 11:40:38 pm
That's very interesting. Some people claim walking and running is a bore, others say same thing about gym. I'm in second group like you, gym is incredibly boring. Other people being there don't help because I'm not the type to shut down myself into my own thing and ignore what is happening around me. Never tried to practice in my own gym because I don't have one, but guess that would be even worse.

Something about sitting or standing still during the so called exercise annoys me. Used to go to the gym when my friend went with me. Training alone in the gym is painful experience.

Wish we were living in proper communism where gym would be replace with chopping wood or doing other sort of physical work outside that actually achieves something in the end and is less boring.

Walking and hiking... I'm kinda running out of new routes. Old ones are already boring. Will need to move somewhere else soon :mrgreen:

Buy some earbuds and plug them inside your phone and play some podcasts or some music.
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: Golem on March 25, 2016, 11:44:47 pm
That's very interesting. Some people claim walking and running is a bore, others say same thing about gym. I'm in second group like you, gym is incredibly boring. Other people being there don't help because I'm not the type to shut down myself into my own thing and ignore what is happening around me. Never tried to practice in my own gym because I don't have one, but guess that would be even worse.

Something about sitting or standing still during the so called exercise annoys me. Used to go to the gym when my friend went with me. Training alone in the gym is painful experience.

Wish we were living in proper communism where gym would be replace with chopping wood or doing other sort of physical work outside that actually achieves something in the end and is less boring.

Walking and hiking... I'm kinda running out of new routes. Old ones are already boring. Will need to move somewhere else soon :mrgreen:

Capoeira?
Title: Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
Post by: WarLord on March 26, 2016, 12:44:36 am
That's very interesting. Some people claim walking and running is a bore, others say same thing about gym. I'm in second group like you, gym is incredibly boring. Other people being there don't help because I'm not the type to shut down myself into my own thing and ignore what is happening around me. Never tried to practice in my own gym because I don't have one, but guess that would be even worse.

Something about sitting or standing still during the so called exercise annoys me. Used to go to the gym when my friend went with me. Training alone in the gym is painful experience.

Wish we were living in proper communism where gym would be replace with chopping wood or doing other sort of physical work outside that actually achieves something in the end and is less boring.

Walking and hiking... I'm kinda running out of new routes. Old ones are already boring. Will need to move somewhere else soon :mrgreen:

Well, that is your opinion, nothing more. For me there is nothing better than working out in the gym. Seriously, nothing. I look forward to every single workout, and I am in the gym at least 4 times a week, often more. I'd like to be every day, but work and other private life (family, girlfriend) need their share of time too, so it's only 4-5 times most weeks   :P