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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2015, 04:27:30 am »
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Dont judge me please, since i didn't ask for permission, but i just couldn't pass on the opportunity. Pixilated her face, so i guess it makes it ok.
 
Anyways screenshotted from FB...
 
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What the fuck is going on here, you ask? Apparently it's the latest electro-some-bullshit method of training, where you combine less effort with more profit. Some people are not afraid of making fools out of themselves.
She would get mad as shit if i would try to confront her with this abomination - but just look at her.
my fucking sides will burst ! That "computer" thing on the right - ohoho, damn, what is it supposed to do?! It looks like something from an 80's sci-fi movie.

Yeah, and as for me, i make 4 km in just under 17 min these days :)
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2015, 10:51:13 am »
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I fixed my chronic office-work induced back pain with doing handstand pushups in the morning. Does this count?
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2015, 04:56:35 pm »
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What the fuck is going on here, you ask? Apparently it's the latest electro-some-bullshit method of training, where you combine less effort with more profit. Some people are not afraid of making fools out of themselves.
She would get mad as shit if i would try to confront her with this abomination - but just look at her.
my fucking sides will burst ! That "computer" thing on the right - ohoho, damn, what is it supposed to do?! It looks like something from an 80's sci-fi movie.

It looks like she is playing virtual reality dodgeball??? What in the actual fuck is that thing?
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2015, 05:21:05 pm »
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And wtf... is that a scene from a movie?

ISIS workout videol
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2015, 07:11:22 pm »
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Another proof that women will never miss out new retarded ways of loosing weight, what the hell  :mrgreen:

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Yeah, and as for me, i make 4 km in just under 17 min these days :)
nice job mate
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2015, 10:52:58 am »
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women are stupid they eat salad and cereals and lose weight BOOM BITCH U LOST ALL YOUR MUSCLES PHAGGOT
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2015, 04:24:40 pm »
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Now i know what's it called: EMS Training - XBody workout.

I have two more for your amusement:

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She looks so happy on them pictures, may be it tickles in the right places :)
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2015, 05:55:47 pm »
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She looks so happy on them pictures, may be it tickles in the right places :)

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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2015, 10:29:45 am »
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they say if there is a difference between your arms you jerk off too much thats total BULLSHIT i jerk off with my left hand but im a right handed person and there is a 2cm difference between my arms my right arm is wider this myth is fucking busted m8
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2015, 12:26:15 pm »
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that's because you use your right arm to hold off the mall cop while you fap, mate
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2015, 12:50:42 pm »
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goddamit since I live in bavaria all I do is drink beer, eat wurst and obazda.

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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2015, 03:49:08 pm »
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Quote from: Torben on May 15, 2015, 12:50:42 pm
goddamit since I live in bavaria all I do is drink beer, eat wurst and obazda.

mountainlife for the win!

its hard work getting to mountain top pubs! only stronk Bavarian yodel man could make such climb.  Once atop, wurst is very big, heavy, thats why only stronk man can pick up such hefty meat sausage!  Need no workout, only beer and wurst!
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2015, 08:27:02 pm »
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Quote from: Paul on May 15, 2015, 12:26:15 pm
that's because you use your right arm to hold off the mall cop while you fap, mate

Why is this not in the messages of the week? :mrgreen:
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2015, 06:15:24 pm »
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wow leshma fucking weak hater cunt before pressing that - button you better start lifting you pusy i curl with your squat weight cunt gtfo this thread
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Re: FITNESS THREAD - I went to the gym for the first time in 2 years
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2015, 01:41:22 pm »
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