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Title: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 03, 2011, 07:49:16 pm
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To contact the guild, visit:

Teamspeak server:
62.104.20.250:10027

Forums:

http://nditions.de/forum/index.php

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Current Guild roster

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All diplomacy with the Guild will be handled by Guard_BD_Bjarky. If another Faction needs to get in touch with us (Tristan, Bjarky, Tennenoth) specifically, they may PM them or get on our TS channel. There is always the possibility of speaking to other Guard Members, but the real Diplomacy is to be handled with Bjarky.


Current Guild fiefs:
Tash Kulun

Clan Diplomacy
TBA


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Joining the Guild:

When you want to apply to our clan, please go to this(click) (http://nditions.de/forum/index.php?board=25.0) board, register and post the following template:

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Your Application to the Caravan Guild:
Nickname:
Former Clan(s) (if existing):
Level:
Characterbuild:
Your Age:
EU/NA+Country?:
Able to understand/speak English?:
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:
Steamnick:


Banner:
Native Bannerpack: Yellow background with black hawkhead. This is our current banner.
cRPG Bannerpack:
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The Guild:
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Guard Duties and Responsibilities:
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Merchant Duties and Responsibilities:
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General Guild Information and Plans:
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In order to change your name:
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Any questions, let me know or come to our TeamSpeak 3-Server, there will be a member online at most times.

Sign up if this interests you!

copied from TW-Forum, Faction halls-section, copyright by Bane/Hamalech, edited and updated by Lansamur, images by Geranigus
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Mtemtko on January 03, 2011, 07:51:39 pm
Wait, what? Fallens are allied with guards?  :-\
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 03, 2011, 07:53:26 pm
It's easier putting them there than just saying "They are friendly to us and we to them. We got the same enemies, so we are friends."

Allies is just shorter. :) One could even say that we would be allied to pretty much everyone, being a trading-oriented faction, but as we now got enemies, we also should have allies.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Thovex on January 03, 2011, 08:08:09 pm
Your claim list is outdated.  :o
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 03, 2011, 08:16:35 pm
Not, it's not, we'd still like those back. xD They are just, how should I say... observed by other factions now. xD
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 03, 2011, 08:23:56 pm
Nice work on making this thread Lansamur  ;D
Your claim list is outdated.  :o
Not really, we had those lands a long time ago, but that dosn't really mean we don't have feelings for them anymore  :P
"Aww Halmar our beloved metropolis of trade", Bjarky sheds a tear.
Though we feel that those fiefs are in good hands and respect the current owners  :)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Olwen on January 03, 2011, 08:38:43 pm
Nice work on making this thread Lansamur  ;DNot really, we had those lands a long time ago, but that dosn't really mean we don't have feelings for them anymore  :P
"Aww Halmar our beloved metropolis of trade", Bjarky sheds a tear.
Though we feel that those fiefs are in good hands and respect the current owners  :)

 8)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 03, 2011, 08:51:23 pm
Argh, can't look away off Mtemtko's avatar   :shock:
Bjarky smites you, cuz you likes it  :P
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Geranigus on January 03, 2011, 09:00:35 pm
[quote autwoman with question life choicesr=Bjarky link=topic=54.msg520#msg520 date=1294084283]
Argh, can't look away off Mtemtko's avatar  :o
Bjarky smites you, cuz you likes it
[/quote]

I think in the meanwhile, that gun starts to rust from the abundant slobber.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 03, 2011, 09:27:41 pm
had no time, just did the basic things. I'll do that tomorrow prolly.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Toffi on January 03, 2011, 09:30:41 pm
Wicked!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bulzur on January 03, 2011, 09:42:20 pm
Ah, thanks for the job Lansamur. I admit that when i joined, i... was lazy. :S
But don't worry, i'll give you some awesome pics and all, because this first post do look a bit.. too grammatical. We need pictures and colors !
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Ironsoul on January 03, 2011, 09:45:40 pm
Looks Good ;D!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 03, 2011, 11:54:09 pm
We need to put something together on our own forums to be posted up there. Collaboration time people!

Ps. How have you managed to get negative thirty (-30) karma already Mt? lol
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Niemand on January 04, 2011, 12:12:28 am
Oh! Haiz! ^o_o^

Since we you did some great work for CoCo back then I would love to have know about an alliance between Guards and the Children of the green Sun (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,21.0.html) (Short: CotgS).

If somebody needs to remember:
I was the one with the Riding Morningstar-Bride-Battle against DRZ.

If you need me in steam or something just ask Tennenoth, he got me in his Friendlist, he was/is my negotiations-partner if I need something from the Guards.

greetingz!

CotgS_Niemand
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 04, 2011, 12:16:27 am
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Looks like i'm the middle man here but although I do talk to him regularly about cRPG, I give my unbiased opinion  :rolleyes: that having an alliance would be good for both guilds. He seems non aggressive and would likely make in the future (After the age of war has come to an end) as an open trading route.

Normal circumstances apply to him of course, his members are not allowed to attack our allies etc etc. I can discuss terms further with him and relay them back to the ND forums.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 04, 2011, 12:19:33 am
Ah yeah, good times back then, that was an hilarious battle  :lol:
Also taking all those towns and stuff, aww how i miss strategus being all neutral again  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Farrok on January 04, 2011, 12:59:45 am
yeah till the strategus update we won`t be so much active in strategus...but after that we will take our fiefs again and begin to make our  trading imperium xD
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 04, 2011, 01:07:37 am
trolololo  :P
and then we take the map and all the camels in the world, hell yeah  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 04, 2011, 10:38:00 am
Updated first post. Text will be updated after we spoke about it in our forum.

@Niemand: Sure, if you are active in IRC, look for Sir Alexander, he is our diplomat. I don't think he will mind, but I need his official "Yes" to add you to our Ally-list.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bulzur on January 04, 2011, 01:21:47 pm
Updated first post. Text will be updated after we spoke about it in our forum.


Nice pictures ! It feels so better !
Back to discuss what we'll accept to reveal, or what lies we'll show to the world. Ah ah ah ah ah !
Oh, and i'll go buy some chocolates. Heard that Alex ran out of them.


Edit : It's official, i'm going to find some things to do when i'm not playing cRPG.
Before, autobalance didn't matter much, now, it's hell for thoses with bad luck. I once managed to hit a x2, mind you, but it's not enough to catch yup with the luckers with +5 and such...
cRPG is now luck biaised, gratz !
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 05, 2011, 10:59:51 pm
Updated first post again and reworked the Diplomacy-part. Some minor changes done too.

+
BUMP!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Geranigus on January 06, 2011, 02:00:54 pm
Good work so far, lansamur  :wink:
+ Extra bump :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 07, 2011, 12:02:37 am
So... All of a sudden we have been slapped in the face by being from the desert now?  :? I have lost my heir line...
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Yenward on January 09, 2011, 01:07:48 pm
But them deserts have such a special feeling to them! The whole sea of sand, just you and your camels and the dream of becoming helluva rich once you reach the destination.  8-)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 10, 2011, 04:06:34 am
Whats wrong with having some form of road? Then you don't need any slow camels, you have have horses and get from A to B far faster!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Toffi on January 11, 2011, 01:52:49 pm
I like it!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 11, 2011, 04:04:29 pm
I support building roads, but we can't build them everywhere.
And then our camels are the way to go  :P
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 12, 2011, 01:05:24 am
I'll stick with my roads then... Or just put a lost Horse Archer in European gear looking lost in the middle of the desert picture! ;)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Niemand on January 12, 2011, 03:07:39 pm
@Niemand: Sure, if you are active in IRC, look for Sir Alexander, he is our diplomat. I don't think he will mind, but I need his official "Yes" to add you to our Ally-list.

I am in there lots of time... but didn't see him. Only somebody called "SgtAlex86" or something like that.
If he is able to read that: steam: illuminu - or often shittalking in irc: CotgS_Niemand

good luck with building the streets. :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 12, 2011, 09:54:11 pm
hehe, thats not him, SgtAlex86 is a Fallen.
sry if alexander hasn't been active lately (RL stuff).
just pm me and i will relay the msg :D
u can pm in german too (ich haben tüte deutsch gekauft^^)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Whalen207 on January 13, 2011, 01:49:50 am
Got room for one more in this clan of yours?
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 13, 2011, 04:53:12 am
Got room for one more in this clan of yours?
 :mrgreen:

Of course, if you just want to post up your in game name, player stats (what you are and how you prefer to play) and we'll get round to you. It's unlikely that anyone will say no but it's better safe than sorry of course! :)

Also as a note to Lansamur - Would you be able to put at the top of the first message this please, it will make things far easier for people who want to join/who don't know where to go if they have joined...

(click to show/hide)

I can't find it in the post and I think having it at the top will just make things so much easier.
Title: My Build(s)
Post by: Whalen207 on January 13, 2011, 05:19:23 am
Okay, here are some for my Main, Whalen207 which is a jack-of-all-trades character. Usually not a good idea, but battles turn out pretty well for me. It's a Horse Archer, Archer, Cav and Infantry rolled into a nice package.  :P

Raw Stats
Level: 28
Strength: 16
Agility: 17
One-Handed WP: 71
Polearm WP: 82
Archery WP: 113
Ironflesh: 2
Power Strike: 4
Shield: 3
Athletics: 3
Riding: 5
Horse Archery: 2
Power Draw: 5
Weapon Master: 5

Loadouts:
Archer:
- Cap with Fur
- Leather Jerkin
- Leather Boots
- Strong Bow
- Bodkin Arrows (x2)
- Long Hafted Blade
Horseman:
- Byzantion Helmet
- Green Tunic over Mail
- Leather Boots
- Mail Mittens
- Courser
- Long Hafted Blade -or- Great Lance
- Italian Falchion
- Heater Shield

When on horseback I tend to stick with the other calvary until we break the lines then ride alone, taking out archers and weaker targets with the hafted blade.
When an archer I prefer to hang back and lob arrows into backs of two-handers.

Comments?
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Wookimonsta on January 13, 2011, 10:54:43 am
Aw, reading this makes me want to join again since pubcrawl is over.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 13, 2011, 11:24:59 am
Oh nooees, wooki no, shu shu   :twisted:
just kidding  :mrgreen:
your always welcome  :)
Title: Re: My Build(s)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 13, 2011, 02:48:20 pm
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Sounds good to me, I'd accept him, he seems like a thorough kind of guy that would follow orders but also be an asset in planning... Any objections?

Wooki, always welcome mate. I might trouble you for programming advice as well xD
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Whalen207 on January 14, 2011, 11:02:43 am

Byzantion Helmet --> Helmet with Lamellar Guard
Tunic over Mail --> Heraldic Mail
Heater Shield --> Knightly Heater Shield

And I got some barricade-related items.
Saving up for a construction site, what do you think?
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 14, 2011, 07:01:07 pm
Well, if you join then you could help our siege engineers to train... I think that would be Lansamur as the discussions are heading that way as it is! :)

That would help if we could percure enough of the stuff to actually make it work! :) But I haven't played cRPG for a while and I have only been around trying to help with things (trying not to lose all grip with the community and the guards) so I think it'd be better for another Guard to answer about the construction site.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Geranigus on January 15, 2011, 11:28:10 am
I think Lansamur stil needs more engineers to make it work better.
I accept.  :)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Ironsoul on January 15, 2011, 10:04:58 pm
I dont know if I get a say in this  :oops: but i accept too
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 16, 2011, 10:52:13 am
yep, i accept too :mrgreen:

PS. you can pretty much buy whatever u like, there are no gear limits in our clan :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Lansamur on January 16, 2011, 07:33:59 pm
Got nothing against it, siegeengineers are always welcome. Feel free to add a Guard_ tag to your name and welcome to the Guild! PM's heading out when I have the time.

Wooki: We don't want Admin Aboobsers! ;) Nah, feel free to come back whenever you like.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bulzur on January 17, 2011, 03:18:25 pm
Welcome Whalen207 !

And just to state that i won't be as active as before, as some may have noticed, since i'm busy moving out. And it takes a lot of time. -_-
See you in a month, probably. Looking forward to get owned then, after loosing most of the few skills i have. :P
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Tennenoth on January 18, 2011, 01:32:30 am
Ok, I think thats been decided. Welcome to the clan mate!

Drop in on our ts and give us a shout out on our forums when you're ready. Add your Guard tags whenever you like!
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 18, 2011, 01:43:11 am
Welcome Whalen207 !

And just to state that i won't be as active as before, as some may have noticed, since i'm busy moving out. And it takes a lot of time. -_-
See you in a month, probably. Looking forward to get owned then, after loosing most of the few skills i have. :P
thats why i didn't see you, i'm moving too but i manage to play still muahaha
gonna miss you in ts Bulzur  :D
cya and GL with the new adress  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Miley on January 18, 2011, 02:03:04 am
That picture is from the Saracens page on Wikipedia. Lol.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Whalen207 on January 18, 2011, 02:49:57 am
I upgraded alot of my stuff to Corizanna Armor and Vaegir Nobleman Helm and such, also got the construction site. You guys got an IP for this TS server?
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 18, 2011, 08:22:50 am
it's on the first page mate:
Teamspeak server:
germany.jestservers.com
Port: 7500
 :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Whalen207 on January 18, 2011, 01:16:03 pm
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Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 18, 2011, 01:47:40 pm
ah yeah the good ol' D'oh, homer's the best  :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDQBQOc1Dno&feature=related
my rolemodel  :P
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Lansamur on January 19, 2011, 12:20:25 am
Updated first post and Subjectline.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Whalen207 on January 19, 2011, 02:48:48 am
Roster?  :)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Bjarky on January 19, 2011, 10:34:28 am
hehe it's seeeeecret :P
nah, we had an outdated one, at some point we put a updated out.
we have more than 30 people with different activity's :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Bjarky on January 20, 2011, 01:33:20 am
NAP between Guards and CotgS agreed  :)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Niemand on January 20, 2011, 05:35:05 am
Added to Faction-List (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,614.html).
Please check if I made any mistakes and if that's the case report back in thread or via PM. Thanks. Otherwise: Good luck!
Niemand
(Standart-Message since 13th Jan 2011)



Thanks for the NAP. :D
And if you change the thread-title just tell me, then I will move you to the upper part of the list. ;)

May our sun shine on you, too. ;)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Lansamur on January 20, 2011, 09:55:04 pm
Updated Diplomacy and put our roster up at the top. Some slight visual changes.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Bjarky on January 21, 2011, 12:02:41 am
Whalen207 and Akita you're not forgotten, the roster will update again, also those who are getting active again post in this thread or in our nditions forum ;)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Tennenoth on January 21, 2011, 12:33:53 am
Blame me for that one. I put "completely updated roster" and it wasn't... I lied! :(

Sorry guys! xD
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild or The Guards
Post by: Bjarky on January 21, 2011, 12:51:29 am
That picture is from the Saracens page on Wikipedia. Lol.
hmmm.... checked it out, they copied it from us, i'm sure of it  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Ujin on January 21, 2011, 09:56:51 am
Hello :-)
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Tennenoth on January 21, 2011, 10:06:28 am
Hello :-)

Morning! Hows things in Japan?
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Bjarky on January 21, 2011, 10:29:51 am
Hello :-)
muchi muchi  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Lansamur on January 21, 2011, 10:30:32 am
Whalen and Akita added. Title changed to DIN-standard.


Hi Ujin!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on January 21, 2011, 10:49:11 am
Signed up on the forums as Whalen
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Yenward on January 21, 2011, 11:02:20 am
Oh, oh, add me to the roster as well! :D
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: Ujin on January 21, 2011, 11:20:06 am
Morning! Hows things in Japan?
Fishy :D.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 22, 2011, 02:20:34 am
are you making sushi over there, if yes, i volunteer for tasting  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on January 23, 2011, 04:57:57 pm
Stop spamming guys! Be serious!

Quote from: Toffi
Enough is Enough!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 24, 2011, 01:32:27 am
when i talk about eating i'm always serious   :P
Title: Re: [Guild/Clan] Caravan Guild [Recruiting! Worldwide!]
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on January 26, 2011, 03:23:50 am
Morning! Hows things in Japan?

REALLY? He is from japan?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on January 26, 2011, 03:26:27 am
Well, he is a Shogun. Herp.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 29, 2011, 03:29:18 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip43vYpn9o
lol, this show is awsome  :mrgreen:

bada bump  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RO_FearMyArrow on February 01, 2011, 10:59:55 am
 A little video from the Guards Training.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pyvENrFJLs&feature=channel

Battle between Lansamur and Bjarky. As audience we had the Shogunates watching us. :)

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 01, 2011, 06:27:43 pm
hehe, i'm the winning dude then, cus lansamur never beats me *cough cough*  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 01, 2011, 07:15:17 pm
Yep. Seriously. :D ;) Though I love my kick to your balls.


btw: Updated and edited first post again, now with an application-template.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Llurendt on February 02, 2011, 07:29:41 am
Nickname: Llurendt
Level: 15
Characterbuild: Uhm... 1h+shield, I think.  I can get all the stats if you wish.
Your Age: 21
EU/NA+Country?: USA
Able to understand/speak English?: Very well, thank you. :)
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:  OF course!
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: I am currently on Strategus, though am completely lost!  The other things, yes, as long as they don't interfere with school.

I would love to join this guild, as it offers an opportunity for learning some of the intricacies of the game.  So far, I've only played on the C-RPG servers in M&B Warband; battles, sieges, etc.  Anything I can do to find a bit of purpose will be awesome.  I really hope to learn a lot from the guild and I am willing to contribute time and effort to the betterment of the guild as a whole.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 02, 2011, 11:54:23 am
Hm. 1h+shielder? Sounds good to me. Might wanna test you on the duelserver (NA and EU, to make it fair for both as I'm German), but that's just for the lulz, will not be a decisive factor in the discussion about taking you. What is your timezone? GMT -6? If you see them, get into contact with Guard_Fiq_al_Mata, Cain or Suuper3, they might help you further if we don't see each other on Teamspeak.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 02, 2011, 12:05:49 pm
We'll let Lansamur check you out but everything sounds good to me! :) If anyone has a problem pm one of the three military guys (check our forums! ;)) and we'll sort it out, normal stuff really! Nice to see we still have interest though, soon we shall be back on track, I keep saying it but I just can't wait! :P

EDIT:: I shall return to the battlefield soon, I have created using my right arm and the wheelchair arm a contraption that allows me to type sideways until I am all fixed up and can move my left arm and left leg again! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Llurendt on February 02, 2011, 06:47:11 pm
I talked to Cain already, he said I'm good and told me to add Guard_ to my name.  Guard_Llurendt.   I'm GMT-8.  But yeah, if you wanna duel or whatever, then sure!  I can guarantee you'll win, though. :P  Also, just did a name-change... And it looks like all my stuff got transferred. AWESOME! :D

Edit: I may switch my setup on my next gen though... archery sounds fun! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ironsoul on February 02, 2011, 07:20:18 pm
Lansamur, when you get a mo, add him so he can see ndtions forum (added him to members list)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 02, 2011, 10:41:33 pm
Done.


Welcome to the Caravan Guild, Llurendt. Hope you'll enjoy your time here. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 03, 2011, 01:38:10 pm
Welcome to the Guild mate, catch up on our forums once you have registered and have access (I think I can do it as well if someone else hasn't already done it! :))

Hope you feel at home here, any question ask anyone! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 04, 2011, 12:40:14 pm
Welcome Llurendt :D
good times at neckid mike day  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Beauchamp on February 06, 2011, 02:54:51 pm
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http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,1926.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 06, 2011, 03:53:37 pm
Thanks for the invite Beau, it looks good, i'm sure some our guys would want to join up! If you do check it out, talk to Lansamur (best military leader to organise this for us atm considering my lack of use of the left side of my body (not a stroke))
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Yenward on February 08, 2011, 03:23:50 am
Reposting from the Guards' own forum for people to see. :P

I've got smacked on the head by this huge snowball that has had "INSPIRATION" written on it, so I sat down and put together a little song for all the Guards past, present and future. Which I now have the honor of gifting to my stalwart comrades-in-arms.  :D

http://rapidshare.com/files/446705288/Yenward_Fellers_-_The_Caravan_Guards.MP3 - the audio version.

The Caravan Guards

Watch the caravans a-leavin', watch the camels on the way,
See their hooves kick up the dust clouds on horizon far away
They will bring the joy to people when they hit the city faire
Watch our eagle-headed banner in the scorching desert air.

Fires in the midnight outshine the stars,
Another long day for the caravan guards.

Watch lads tightening up the saddles, watch them polishing the swords,
Armed to teeth with all the gear they can pretty much afford
And from Rivacheg to Yalen, through the lands both far and near
Our eagle-headed banner makes the bandits fret in fear.

Finest silks, the softest velvet, spice from Halmar countryside -
Weapons, slaves and noble dresses, jewels luxuriously bright
Our ranks flood out the desert, knee to knee and man to man,
And the eagle-headed banner flies up proudly once again.

When there's a profit - we're never far
Leave all your goods to the caravan guards.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 08, 2011, 08:30:06 am
link broken, here's the reupload guys:
http://www.mediafire.com/?b55e2h7bnsqdpwv
or
http://www.2shared.com/audio/X9Zo9pc_/Yenward_Fellers_-_The_Caravan_.html
(this 2nd link is a bit tricky, the first "download button" is crap, there is a real button below it)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 08, 2011, 09:37:18 am
Awesome song!

It has a great mood to it, really cool :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 08, 2011, 11:50:02 am
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Herald the rise to fame! Fantastic stuff! :P As said in our forums!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Yenward on February 08, 2011, 01:24:18 pm
Thanks for all the comments once more, guys - and big thanks to Bjarky for re-uploading it as well!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Arokh on February 12, 2011, 11:43:06 pm
Hey guys n gals!

Get me in please !




Age   41 [26]
Experience   2355100
Level up at   2359534
Kills   61
Death   182
Gold   11972
Generation   2
Attribute Points   0
Skill Points   2
Weapon Proficiency Points   8
Convert 2 Skill Points into 1 Attribute point.    


Strength   18   
Agility   14   


One Handed   1   [1 WPF cost] 
Two Handed   100   [5 WPF cost] 
Polearm   1   [1 WPF cost] 
Archery   100   [5 WPF cost] 
Crossbow   1   [1 WPF cost] 
Throwing   1   [1 WPF cost] 

Ironflesh   0   
Power Strike   6   
Shield   0   
Athletics   4   
Riding   3   
Horse Archery   0   
Power Draw   6   
Power Throw   0   
Weapon master *   4   
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ironsoul on February 12, 2011, 11:46:09 pm
As i said in TS, i know for a fact that no-one will have a prob with this as everyone knows you and your a good player so on behalf of everyone,

WELCOME TO THE GUILD
YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE MEMBERS LIST
PLEASE REGISTER AT NDITIONS FORUM  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on February 13, 2011, 12:10:50 am
Thank you for attending the tournament Guards and we expect you to join the ones to come.

Here are some of your fights I recorded:

Guards vs Risen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejALVg3jqXU
Ninja vs Guards, fight for 5th place http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUDfiiTN-Sw

Other videos from the tournament are here http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,1926.msg34193.html#msg34193.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 13, 2011, 01:04:26 am
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thx Punisher :)
And yes we will attend for the next ones too, it was fun  :o


And welcome to Arokh   :D
Great seeing you join us, we had good times on TS  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 13, 2011, 10:21:29 am
6th place? Not too bad considering the opponents. :D Proud of you!

Welcome, Arokh. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 14, 2011, 01:10:28 pm
You should have heard the ts Lans, I think we were all laughing far too hard to actually fight properly xD

It was good fun though, maybe next time we can field Bulzur instead of me because he is a better archer by a longshot (no pun intended of course).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 14, 2011, 01:21:13 pm
yeah we had great fun  :o
I was having a blast and i wasn't even playing  :mrgreen:

on a sidenote, you did good though tenne, i saw you shooting/hitting people multiple times and your not that bad at melee ether, so don't feel bad man  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 16, 2011, 10:55:12 am
yeah we had great fun  :o
I was having a blast and i wasn't even playing  :mrgreen:

on a sidenote, you did good though tenne, i saw you shooting/hitting people multiple times and your not that bad at melee ether, so don't feel bad man  8-)

The best I did was shoot a couple of ninja' in the ankles, who then preceeded to roll us (shouldn't have happened though! ;))

Next time we field a stronger archer! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Beauchamp on February 17, 2011, 04:45:33 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 17, 2011, 05:06:00 pm
Signed up, this time I'll be able to join.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 17, 2011, 05:33:59 pm
yes, i hope this is gonna be as much fun as last time  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 19, 2011, 01:19:09 pm
I'll be in worse shape than before but i'll be there fighting no doubt! Thanks for the invitation again Beau, it was good fun last time and should be a blast this time around as well! :P See you on the battlefield no doubt.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: ANleas on February 19, 2011, 01:30:18 pm
Can I join? I'd really like to be a guard in Strategus :D

Note: I'm playing CRPG much today, so statistics may be better in time





Age 38 [23]
Experience 1152734
Level up at 1308577
Kills 161
Death 201
Gold 14137
Generation 1
Attribute Points 0
Skill Points 0
Weapon Proficiency Points 0
Convert 2 Skill Points into 1 Attribute point.   




Strength 15 
Agility 13 



One Handed 102 [5 WPF cost]
Two Handed 18 [1 WPF cost]
Polearm 3 [1 WPF cost]
Archery 59 [2 WPF cost]
Crossbow 63 [2 WPF cost]
Throwing 1 [1 WPF cost]


Ironflesh 5 
Power Strike 5 
Shield 4 
Athletics 4 
Riding 0 
Horse Archery 0 
Power Draw 2 
Power Throw 0 
Weapon master * 4
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 19, 2011, 05:04:03 pm
Please use our Application-template. Are you willing to use Teamspeak 3? If yes, you may join our server anytime (if I'm there, poke me so I can move you)

Btw: What the hell did you do to your build. o.O
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Krakatit on February 19, 2011, 05:30:41 pm
Yeah man! Better retire now, it will be really boring and long way until lvl 31 with so heavily gimped character.
It just a friendly advice but really do it...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 19, 2011, 07:30:06 pm
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well thats an interesting way to hybrid a char :D
you can join our ts channel and get some tips on how to make different builds if you want  :wink:
cheers.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 20, 2011, 03:12:32 pm
welcome to our new member Guard_Gisbert_Of_Thuringia  :D
another german  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 21, 2011, 07:24:01 am
Welcome to our two new members MercilessGuy and Greg, hope you'll enjoy your time!   :D

Anleas didn't reply so far
Can I join? I'd really like to be a guard in Strategus :D

Note: I'm playing CRPG much today, so statistics may be better in time




Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tetris on February 21, 2011, 11:19:40 am
---Diplomatic Announcement---

NAP and Trade agreement signed on Feb. 21, 2011

May it stay healthy.


~Diplomat: Toffi
~Direct: SoA_King_Tetris
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 21, 2011, 11:28:56 am
diplomat: toffi? are you sure?  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tetris on February 21, 2011, 11:30:06 am
Cant be positive but hes your messenger I respect him as the diplomat ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 21, 2011, 11:32:11 am
I hope it's alright Bjarky.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tetris on February 21, 2011, 11:33:21 am
Youve got my signature, all I need is yours Bjarky.  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 21, 2011, 11:50:34 am
Very well.
Signed by Bjarky   :!:
Looking forward to trade with you  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 21, 2011, 10:40:56 pm
Welcome to all our new Members. Enjoy your stay and see you on the battlefield!

(updated first post again)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 23, 2011, 12:58:37 pm
Welcome to the new members indeed and I am confused as to the new diplomatic relations but I trust Toffi's judgement and thus I welcome our new Trade Allies with open arms.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on February 26, 2011, 12:11:33 am
Hi Guards. Long time, no see! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 26, 2011, 07:25:12 pm
hi Gurnisson :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 27, 2011, 11:50:34 am
Hi Guards. Long time, no see! :)

Hows life?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on February 27, 2011, 04:14:21 pm
Life's good here, and with the guards as well? Also, Amashke's doing well too.  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 27, 2011, 11:23:38 pm
Hey Guys. i've been thinking alot nowadays, and since toffi been asking me a few times about joining u again. i decided to Join My old guard mateys, if u still want me. Even when im not playing so much anymore, but its still fun to be on Ts and talk shit to guard members.

And i have 1 demand , "i wanna be a sealion trainer/ Sealion Leader "!

Ragnar
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 27, 2011, 11:26:08 pm
Hey Guys. i've been thinking alot nowadays, and since toffi been asking me a few times about joining u again. i decided to Join My old guard mateys, if u still want me. Even when im not playing so much anymore, but its still fun to be on Ts and talk shit to guard members.

And i have 1 demand , "i wanna be a sealion trainer/ Sealion Leader "!

Ragnar
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 27, 2011, 11:43:48 pm
Pfffff.... Hell no.


Consider yourself accepted. Please add a Guard_-tag to your name. Welcome back, mate :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 28, 2011, 12:20:41 am
Life's good here, and with the guards as well? Also, Amashke's doing well too.  :)
Good to hear that :)
The guards are good to, many people have joined and where having a good time :D
Now where rethinking about our banner, lets see what comes out of that   :P

Ah and welcome back Ragnar
and no, my horse has no rabies  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 28, 2011, 12:32:05 am


Ah and welcome back Ragnar
and no, my horse has no rabies  :mrgreen:

Thanks Bjarky.
AND YES UR HORSE HAS RABIES, I GOT A PIC AS PROOF!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 28, 2011, 12:50:07 am
noooooo, this cant be true, show me the proof  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 28, 2011, 01:14:07 am
noooooo, this cant be true, show me the proof  :shock:

Damn im busted, i havent got any proof! :(

Now what, are u gonna arrest me for being a bad boy officer?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 28, 2011, 01:47:45 am
hmmm.... not me, but internal affairs may have a look at you :!:
in meantime i will give your sealions rabies   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: dlionf on February 28, 2011, 02:32:01 pm
I am interested in joining the Caravan Guild, I just started playing crpg and am still getting the feel for it.  On my first gen lvl 29 atm, went 1h/shield with bow and like it so far.  Let me know how I can get some more info, game name is Dlionf, steam is djfrye.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on February 28, 2011, 05:08:47 pm
@dlionf:
I should say welcome to the guild, but maybe I better wait till there are more responses on this subject.
I support this application  :wink:

@Ragnar:
Internal affairs have decided you can't be a sealion leader any longer. Reason: Insulting the BjarI love you horse of having rabies :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 28, 2011, 05:31:43 pm
Hey Guys. i've been thinking alot nowadays, and since toffi been asking me a few times about joining u again. i decided to Join My old guard mateys, if u still want me. Even when im not playing so much anymore, but its still fun to be on Ts and talk shit to guard members.

And i have 1 demand , "i wanna be a sealion trainer/ Sealion Leader "!

Ragnar

Hey Ragnar,

great job you've joined us again ;-) I think we'll have a great time! Eating pumpkins together!

Toffi
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 28, 2011, 05:36:01 pm
I am interested in joining the Caravan Guild, I just started playing crpg and am still getting the feel for it.  On my first gen lvl 29 atm, went 1h/shield with bow and like it so far.  Let me know how I can get some more info, game name is Dlionf, steam is djfrye.

@dlionf:
I should say welcome to the guild, but maybe I better wait till there are more responses on this subject.
I support this application  :wink:

As a recruiter I support your application, I've send you a PM with the details, welcome to the guild ;-)!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on February 28, 2011, 08:02:18 pm
@Ragnar:
Internal affairs have decided you can't be a sealion leader any longer. Reason: Insulting the BjarI love you horse of having rabies :!:

Im not insulting him, im telling you the truth :( Rabies is not a good thing, i saw a squirrel on a film with rabies ( He ate cookies ), he was a real jackass!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 28, 2011, 09:35:26 pm
Im not insulting him, im telling you the truth :( Rabies is not a good thing, i saw a squirrel on a film with rabies ( He ate cookies ), he was a real jackass!
:mrgreen:

PS. i couldn't give your sealions rabies, just couldn't do it, they looked so sweet  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 28, 2011, 10:02:49 pm
I am interested in joining the Caravan Guild, I just started playing crpg and am still getting the feel for it.  On my first gen lvl 29 atm, went 1h/shield with bow and like it so far.  Let me know how I can get some more info, game name is Dlionf, steam is djfrye.

Nothing against, but again, I'd ask for some duels to test you. It's not a relevant factor if we take you or not, just wanna have a go at other 1h/shielders.

Please also use our Application template, you can find it in the first post.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 28, 2011, 11:08:43 pm
Cast your vote fellow Guards, where having some questions on how we should go on with our banner  :D
http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/t581p180-suggestion-clan-banner#15855
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on February 28, 2011, 11:33:02 pm
I would like if ALL guards vote on this poll.
Also read the last 3 pages of the topic, to be up to date about the "Banner-project"  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on March 01, 2011, 01:07:35 am
I would like if ALL guards vote on this poll.
Also read the last 3 pages of the topic, to be up to date about the "Banner-project"  :wink:

if its a banner with sealions i vote YES! Doesnt matter what color!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 01, 2011, 06:28:36 pm
Nothing against, but again, I'd ask for some duels to test you. It's not a relevant factor if we take you or not, just wanna have a go at other 1h/shielders.

Please also use our Application template, you can find it in the first post.

Well he didn't reply to my PM by now, I'll give him time 'till Sunday.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shogunate_Subotai_III on March 01, 2011, 06:58:27 pm
Hello Dear Guard Friends!

a little push from me to a awesome clan!

Ps: lansa du sau ;-), Uli du Töhle :-P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 02, 2011, 08:25:12 pm
Nothing against, but again, I'd ask for some duels to test you. It's not a relevant factor if we take you or not, just wanna have a go at other 1h/shielders.

Please also use our Application template, you can find it in the first post.

I've played alongside him a fair bit recently and he seems very good, a decent person.

Polite guy, full support from me.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on March 03, 2011, 04:28:03 pm
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 (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2638.0.html)

For everybody who appreciates organized gameplay over winning, there is going to be an event for YOU! I thought it would be awesome to recreate the "formations days" that worked during the beta stages of Warband where a group of geeks logged onto the server and were trying to make proper cavalry wedge formations only to charge organized square formations of pikemen on the other side - for nothing more than fun...

Now a bunch of peasants declared a new political system in their village - a representative democracy. The only thing that now needs to be done is to go in an unorganized mob to announce their landlord that they no longer feel to be obliged to pay the taxes...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: dlionf on March 04, 2011, 12:37:49 pm
sounds good lets dual, hit me up on steam I love taking out 2h people  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 04, 2011, 01:47:32 pm
Eh, I'm 1h/shielder. :)
Would you like to join our TS? I'm on there way more often than Steam.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 08, 2011, 04:57:08 pm
Good job on policing the jousting tournament fellow guards  :!:
It was fun killing ownerless horses and hearing you guys helping eachother on hunting those "hooligans" down  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 09, 2011, 01:01:28 pm
Good job on policing the jousting tournament fellow guards  :!:
It was fun killing ownerless horses and hearing you guys helping eachother on hunting those "hooligans" down  :mrgreen:

yeah gj security! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: ManOfWar on March 09, 2011, 01:54:49 pm
hey what ever happened to uthred and superbeast?

o wait i never see them these days because of NA server. aah
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Zoidberg on March 09, 2011, 02:18:59 pm
hey what ever happened to uthred and superbeast?

o wait i never see them these days because of NA server. aah
I sometimes see superbeast but without a guard tag.
But i never see Uthred.  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 09, 2011, 02:29:06 pm
I sometimes see superbeast but without a guard tag.
But i never see Uthred.  :cry:

Uthred left, I don't think he is playing that often anymore. And superbeast is clanless, but we keep him in our heart.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Zoidberg on March 09, 2011, 02:31:18 pm
But superbeast is still in BD isnt he?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: viktordarri on March 09, 2011, 02:31:46 pm
Hey i would like to join the Guards im a just retired 2hander/xbow lvl 19 and ive played crpg for a while and enjoy it i play alot crpg in the day and the guards have been nice clan ive seen u guys on the battle field u are good and i would like to be a part of that ive before been in templars. i have ts3 and been a guard member before as duddi quited because my computer dident work anymore so now i would like to "rejoin" : ) add me on steam viktordarri
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 09, 2011, 05:28:19 pm
Superbeast was in the Guild, the left for Shogunate, then left to be on his own for now. He might join us again in the future, but that possiblity is only a slight one.
Uthred... Left a long while ago. :D

Duddi: Sorry, rash decision on my part, need to talk to our co-leaders, recruiters and other important persons first.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Beauchamp on March 11, 2011, 01:57:47 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 12, 2011, 12:03:46 am
Oh yeah  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Zoidberg on March 12, 2011, 09:58:54 am
Uthred... Left a long while ago. :D
false smiley  :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: MorcBaldy on March 12, 2011, 07:36:12 pm

Hi guys,

My name is Marblecake and I am intrested in joining your merry band of men!

Level: 22
Characterbuild: 21/15
Your Age: 21
EU/NA+Country?: EU/England
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Yes
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: MarcBaldy

I'm playing 1h/Shield at the moment. I picked up this mod last week after playing vanilla multiplayer since release. Was a co admin of a clan server (although I was not part of the clan, just friends) called Perkele. This mod is everything I ever wanted Warband to be and I am kicking myself for not picking it up sooner!

Lansamur, have found your advice invaluable in this particular build. If my application is unsuccessfull, can we still get a duel or two?

Hope to hear from you soon!

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 12, 2011, 10:39:41 pm
I've send him a pm.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 13, 2011, 07:15:21 pm
Hey Morc,

thanks for your kind words, always trying to help. :)

We can duel whenever you want. I do think though that your application will be pretty successfull  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 14, 2011, 01:16:09 pm
false smiley  :(

lol at the smiley and we see SUPERBEAST around on the servers, he's always plays well and it's still very easy for anyone to start a friendly fist fight/jumping around while we camp out in some city or such like, still the same guy. Doubt if he will come back but he is always welcome to do so! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 14, 2011, 02:02:17 pm
Hey Guards :D
please vote on Nditions for what armor we should take:
http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/t1094-all-crpg-clan-fallen-tournament-number-03
Bjarky whispers: "Take the Sarranid Guard... 8-)" Lansamur: "Curse youuu Bjaaarky, Grrrmmmll..."
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 15, 2011, 11:18:25 am
Currrrrrse youuuuuu, Bjarrrrrrrrrrrky.... Grml!

;)

Uh, I see that first post needs memberlist update again... Every new member, pls register at nditions.com and gimme a shout so i can add you to Caravan Guild usergroup.

CLAN WAR WITH RISEN AS PRACTISE FOR TOURNAMENT! Read Nditions for details
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on March 17, 2011, 03:04:26 am
To all out there who is still wondering: Do the guards have theyre own Sealion thread.
YES WE DO.

Join the guards today and u can read  more about sealions on Nditions!

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SirUlrich on March 18, 2011, 10:53:35 am
bumped hihihihihi
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 18, 2011, 10:56:30 am
Yes, the Sealionthread is very informative, I can only recommend it!

2:13 vs Risen in a Clanbattle. Not too bad, we fought them good, but lost. I'm still proud of you, coming up with 15 members spontaneously in 2 days is pretty damn nice (I personally though more about 8-11) considering our activity-span and RL-obligations. Was good fun, I enjoyed it greatly and am looking forward to more clanbattles.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 18, 2011, 01:37:23 pm
yeah it was good training, nice practise fights, also i enjoyed the "duel rings" and the "one duel first, then fight" happenings we had  :mrgreen:
though i would wish for no restrictions a next time, cus cav is awsome  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 19, 2011, 12:57:05 am
Pretty pointless post to begin with... Wrong board completely, the two don't even look the same, how does someone even make that mistake?  :?

Ahh well... I guess...

Who's ready for the tournament on Sunday?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Zoidberg on March 19, 2011, 08:19:39 am
lol at the smiley and we see SUPERBEAST around on the servers, he's always plays well and it's still very easy for anyone to start a friendly fist fight/jumping around while we camp out in some city or such like, still the same guy. Doubt if he will come back but he is always welcome to do so! :)
The smiley was for Uthred. I miss him and his plate. :(

EDIT: shhhh ragnar will u use the sealions for strategus? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on March 20, 2011, 04:47:41 pm
The smiley was for Uthred. I miss him and his plate. :(

EDIT: shhhh ragnar will u use the sealions for strategus? :mrgreen:

INDEED, Sealions are strong in high numbers :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SirUlrich on March 21, 2011, 02:24:32 pm
bump :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: UGLYBASTARD on March 21, 2011, 03:38:32 pm
Hi all
I have already spoken to some Guards In Game, and would like to join the Caravan Guild.
So here is my Application:

Nickname: Jormglorm
Level: 30
Characterbuild: Twohander
Your Age: 23
EU/NA+Country?: Switzerland
Able to understand/speak English?: I understand the most, but my preferred language is German
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: I have TS3 but no Headset
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: I dont have Steam
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 21, 2011, 07:38:24 pm
Definitely accepted from my side. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 21, 2011, 10:00:14 pm
Hi all
I have already spoken to some Guards In Game, and would like to join the Caravan Guild.
So here is my Application:

Nickname: Jormglorm
Level: 30
Characterbuild: Twohander
Your Age: 23
EU/NA+Country?: Switzerland
Able to understand/speak English?: I understand the most, but my preferred language is German
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: I have TS3 but no Headset
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: I dont have Steam

I've sent him a pm.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 24, 2011, 12:44:43 am
Hi fellow Guards, please take your pick on this poll:
http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/t1121-training-with-templars
cheers :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 24, 2011, 01:58:04 am
You don't need it but you get a free, friendly bump by me, saying "Hellow mates!" :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: TonyDragon on March 24, 2011, 05:59:14 am
Guys i am a returning player from months ago from this guild,i mean MONTHS(5-8 months or so)! I am coming back and noticed i still have the Guard_TonyDragon on. I wouldnt mind returning to the guild if you would have me. I noticed my stats have been reset and i am gonna go horse archer or idk plain ol archer,give advice if you want,thanks. My character is age 29 (14) so i guess im lv 14, ive really forgotten.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 24, 2011, 07:34:38 am
You don't need it but you get a free, friendly bump by me, saying "Hellow mates!" :D
Hi, wie gehts kumpel :D

Guys i am a returning player from months ago from this guild,i mean MONTHS(5-8 months or so)! I am coming back and noticed i still have the Guard_TonyDragon on. I wouldnt mind returning to the guild if you would have me. I noticed my stats have been reset and i am gonna go horse archer or idk plain ol archer,give advice if you want,thanks. My character is age 29 (14) so i guess im lv 14, ive really forgotten.
Off course we don't mind, welcome back Antilles   :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: TonyDragon on March 24, 2011, 09:09:12 pm
thank you bjarky
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 24, 2011, 09:58:42 pm
Welcome back Tony. Good luck going Horse Archer if you're heading that way, otherwise good luck with the archery, we've been battered a lot more than you remember! :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 24, 2011, 10:48:26 pm
Mh Tenne, Archering is still okay, if you're highlevel. ;)
It always sucked... guess its like crystal-meth... you're bored while doing it... its destroying you... and you want to get away from it... but you cant! :(

Archer 4 Laif! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 24, 2011, 11:18:08 pm
Welcome back, Tony :) I don't think we saw each other before you left, but welcome back anyways :)

On a personal note: I'll refrain from playing cRPG for a while. Dunno if I'll stop completely or just join duel inbetween. I'm just bored of cRPG, constant whining, bitching and raging from others and myself. cRPG is not anymore what it once was. Takes the whole fun out of it for me. Will be online on TS and the forums though for contacts.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 24, 2011, 11:46:50 pm
Heh Neimand, i'll never leave archery, despite my poor aim I can't melee at all so its my best bet at doing something! :P

Also, it appears that Fiq_Al_Mata shall also be laid to rest from being on of the clan leaders as discovered by Lansamur. It appears that the exp method has also caused him to become bored of the countless hours he has to play to be reasonable. To be honest, I am completely agreed to be honest.

Lastly, Lansamur, as said in the Guard forums, talk on ts! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 25, 2011, 01:26:42 am
Heh Neimand, i'll never leave archery, despite my poor aim I can't melee at all so its my best bet at doing something! :P

you junky! ^^
Greetings to the Island by the way. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 25, 2011, 09:16:57 pm
Ok guys, the banner decision is heading it's final state, make your vote count:
http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/t581-suggestion-clan-banner
I am Guard and i support this message  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on March 25, 2011, 10:52:39 pm
Ok guys, the banner decision is heading it's final state, make your vote count:
http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/t581-suggestion-clan-banner
I am Guard and i support this message  8-)

CAN I SEE IT?  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 25, 2011, 11:44:01 pm
CAN I SEE IT?  :D

SUNDAY EVENING!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 27, 2011, 07:43:00 pm
SUNDAY EVENING!

Very excited! Hope it get's uploaded instantly! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on March 27, 2011, 07:55:24 pm
OH COMMON
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on March 27, 2011, 08:50:49 pm
New banner posted on the Clan Banner topic.
Let's hope it get uploaded immediatly.

I do support a retexturing in the near future.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SirUlrich on March 29, 2011, 05:33:09 pm
*bump up the jam*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on March 29, 2011, 08:33:15 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 29, 2011, 08:42:34 pm
Falle_Tournament2 server?
you guys got a new server?  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 30, 2011, 12:10:37 am
4-4-4 fights? That'll make things... errrrr... tricky to say the least. Not sure I go much on that! =/

Team picking is going to be hell.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Beauchamp on March 30, 2011, 01:11:29 am
Falle_Tournament2 server?
you guys got a new server?  :D

aye, but in theory i suppose anybody can have as many servers as he likes if the machine can handle it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on March 30, 2011, 08:44:22 pm
We need a theme song.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: burakx on March 30, 2011, 10:31:17 pm
hey hey guys this is the new strategus video gameplay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw

but its beta i think
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 30, 2011, 11:42:08 pm
Can't watch it due to stupid German copyright issues with the music. -.-
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 30, 2011, 11:52:43 pm
Just think Beaker from the  Muppets Rick Rolling.
Oh and the German government is smart if you can't get Rick Rolled through Youtube! xD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 31, 2011, 12:03:11 am
Can't watch it due to stupid German copyright issues with the music. -.-

me too
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: burakx on March 31, 2011, 09:22:15 pm
damn you german govermant !

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 31, 2011, 09:31:41 pm
happy 1 april folks :D

hehe, thx.
you too mate  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on March 31, 2011, 10:45:35 pm
1st april? did I miss something?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 31, 2011, 11:10:53 pm
yes, time fast forwarded for one day, follow the news toffi, its crazy  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tetris on April 01, 2011, 12:48:56 am
+ 1 Relations due to Bjarky.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on April 04, 2011, 02:46:46 pm
Keep your weekend clear for the next tournament gentlemen.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ironsoul on April 04, 2011, 04:15:28 pm
Thought i would let you know Lans that Semtex is now a member of the templars:


<15:13:18> "Templar_SemteX" was moved from channel "Home" to "Knights Templar" by "TomMyyY"
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 04, 2011, 06:10:50 pm
That's pretty old news there, Ironsoul ;) I think he got accepted there about 3 days after he left us and his applications at Shogunate and Risen failed.

Guys, fill out our Activity test. Naow!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 05, 2011, 03:28:44 am
Also, we have a private forum for things like that  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on April 05, 2011, 05:52:48 am
That's pretty old news there, Ironsoul ;) I think he got accepted there about 3 days after he left us and his applications at Shogunate and Risen failed.

Guys, fill out our Activity test. Naow!

Kind of flattened my right hand.
Not in da mood :&
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 06, 2011, 01:23:43 am
Kind of flattened my right hand.
Not in da mood :&

Got flattened by a car (ironically while I am typing this in the steam browser there is an advert for car insurance, those bastards!) not in the mood, but i've, no wait, no I haven't, carry on.

(p.s ouch)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 06, 2011, 03:05:54 am
oh, hope u get well whalen  :o
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: _GTX_ on April 10, 2011, 01:49:07 am
(click to show/hide)

Lets just say that Lansamur kinda got lost and ended up being stuck  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 10, 2011, 02:29:45 am
h44x, lansa would never end up getting stuck  :shock:
yes, i call u an manipulator, take that  muahaha :twisted:

 :lol: lansamur
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 10, 2011, 10:48:34 am
 :oops: :oops: :oops:

Btw, anyone heard of Silvershield lately? Thought he wanted to apply...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on April 10, 2011, 10:59:33 am
:oops: :oops: :oops:

Btw, anyone heard of Silvershield lately? Thought he wanted to apply...

Yeah, he's the one who was flaming us and in our Blacklist.  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 11, 2011, 06:57:45 am
AHA!!!
fits nicely, i'd say   8-)    ------------->
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on April 11, 2011, 08:40:21 am
(click to show/hide)

:D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 11, 2011, 09:06:15 am
come on bane :D
i dare you  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ironsoul on April 12, 2011, 11:39:15 am
5001

Someone is popular :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: 22nd_Earl_NoscopeGabe on April 12, 2011, 07:35:38 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on April 12, 2011, 08:57:59 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on April 13, 2011, 05:15:25 am
Fallens just don't run out of Tournies, eh?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 16, 2011, 12:47:11 am
welcome to the guild baby_wolf and caradoc :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 16, 2011, 08:04:34 am
welcome to the guild baby_wolf and caradoc :D

Indeed, welcome to the guild you two!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 17, 2011, 08:10:03 pm
Alliance treaty signed between our Caravan Guild and The Turks.
Great thanks to Abay for his work.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 18, 2011, 10:07:35 am
long live the glorious alliance!  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Remius on April 18, 2011, 03:53:04 pm
srry i accidentily applied  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 19, 2011, 12:15:27 pm
srry i accidentily applied  :cry:
lol
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Kataphraktos on April 20, 2011, 08:59:08 pm
hey all

here is my Application

Nickname: Kataphraktos
Level: 30
Characterbuild:1h
Your Age:23
EU/NA+Country?:EU/Turkey
Able to understand/speak English?:not perfect. but we can understand eachother
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:I have TS3 and headset
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:yes
Steamnick:only give to teammembers
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 20, 2011, 10:41:40 pm
hey all

here is my Application

Nickname: Kataphraktos
Level: 30
Characterbuild:1h
Your Age:23
EU/NA+Country?:EU/Turkey
Able to understand/speak English?:not perfect. but we can understand eachother
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:I have TS3 and headset
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:yes
Steamnick:only give to teammembers
ACCEPTED.

Welcome to the clan Kataphraktos.

Drop by on the ts server any time you like and you can throw your tags on ASAP!

Enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Kataphraktos on April 20, 2011, 11:41:41 pm
ACCEPTED.

Welcome to the clan Kataphraktos.

Drop by on the ts server any time you like and you can throw your tags on ASAP!

Enjoy your stay.
Thank you friend

Peace be with you to all  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on April 20, 2011, 11:49:52 pm
Awesome, we could use some more 1-handers.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 21, 2011, 07:31:56 pm
Welcome to the Money Guild  :mrgreen:
Bifi and Kataphraktos
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Kataphraktos on April 22, 2011, 06:29:52 pm
Welcome to the Money Guild  :mrgreen:
Bifi and Kataphraktos
thank you friend  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on April 24, 2011, 09:04:38 am
Bifi and Kataphraktos, welcome to the guild.
Both added to the list.
Have fun in the guards :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on April 24, 2011, 10:43:10 am
Thanks
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Abay_ on April 25, 2011, 06:07:10 am
!!!FACTION LEADERS THREAD!!!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,4296.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 30, 2011, 11:50:37 am
*Bump*

Well, seems like I'm going to extend my forced Break from cRPG a little longer now due to that fail of a patch (at least it seems like that from the general whine-increase). Will stay on TS and Forums to be up to date though.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 30, 2011, 05:23:30 pm
*Bump*

Well, seems like I'm going to extend my forced Break from cRPG a little longer now due to that fail of a patch (at least it seems like that from the general whine-increase). Will stay on TS and Forums to be up to date though.

Found this btw, unless you have gotten your account back: http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2779.0.html

I have no idea if it's anything to do with what you have already done but I notice that it goes into what I posted in nDitions but it's worth a troll through anyway.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lanyan on April 30, 2011, 11:30:45 pm
Hello all

here is my Application

Nickname: Lanyan
Level: now low(was retirement)
Characterbuild:Polearms, Horse
Your Age:16
EU/NA+Country?:EU/Czech republic
Able to understand/speak English?:i understand english and i speak english but i do mistakes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:I have TS3, yes when it will be possible
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:yes
Steamnick:only give to teammembers
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 01, 2011, 02:30:23 am
Hello all

here is my Application

Nickname: Lanyan
Level: now low(was retirement)
Characterbuild:Polearms, Horse
Your Age:16
EU/NA+Country?:EU/Czech republic
Able to understand/speak English?:i understand english and i speak english but i do mistakes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?:I have TS3, yes when it will be possible
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:yes
Steamnick:only give to teammembers

When you're next online I will watch how you play and react as a person but you are welcome to join our ts so we can get to know you. I think we also need to add a "do you know/are you related to someone in the clan?" question to the application btw! :)

The ts details are: germany.jestservers.com Port: 7500.

Hope to hear from you soon Lanyan! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on May 01, 2011, 04:09:21 am
I'd like to make an official complaint please!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 01, 2011, 05:42:50 am
No i can't give u that special price, even if "deus vult", money dosn't grow on trees u know  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 01, 2011, 01:14:46 pm
Go away, Casinoob! ;)

<3
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 01, 2011, 07:26:00 pm
When you're next online I will watch how you play and react as a person but you are welcome to join our ts so we can get to know you. I think we also need to add a "do you know/are you related to someone in the clan?" question to the application btw! :)

The ts details are: germany.jestservers.com Port: 7500.

Hope to hear from you soon Lanyan! :)

I would accept him, application looks fine.

Tenne tell me when you've played with Lanyan! ;-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 02, 2011, 03:28:28 am
I would accept him, application looks fine.

Tenne tell me when you've played with Lanyan! ;-)

Not seen him yet but if you see him on the server/talk to him, please give me a shout and i'll be happy to take your judgement on this good man.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lanyan on May 02, 2011, 01:58:48 pm
"do you know/are you related to someone in the clan?" not yet
and i will be on crpg today so u can check me :D 2.5.2011
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Cadno on May 02, 2011, 09:24:53 pm
Nickname:Cadno
Level:21
Build:melee, I'm still pretty new to c-rpg so i can learn whatever
Age:21
Country:NA central timezone
Language:I both speak and understand English
TS3:idk if it is required i probably would get it but i would prefer not to right now
Clan battles:yes
Steamtag:ides_ofmarch
 
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on May 03, 2011, 09:02:33 am

Sweet! NA players!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 03, 2011, 10:15:14 am
ah cool, cadno or lanyan if u guys have some questions for u char and general stuff etc., don't hold back, we know "everything"  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 03, 2011, 12:15:11 pm
Nickname:Cadno
Level:21
Build:melee, I'm still pretty new to c-rpg so i can learn whatever
Age:21
Country:NA central timezone
Language:I both speak and understand English
TS3:idk if it is required i probably would get it but i would prefer not to right now
Clan battles:yes
Steamtag:ides_ofmarch

I think I will leave the judgement as to whether or not you are accepted to Whalen since you will more that likely be playing with him over us EU guys! :) (Naturally Lansamur agrees)

Aaaaah deligation!

And Lanyan I will have a talk with Lansamur when I get back from uni as to whether not you will be accepted. I would bet on joining though, it's a joint leadership for a reason!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 03, 2011, 03:55:10 pm
Yeah Cadno, I agree, our NA player should accept you! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lanyan on May 03, 2011, 03:59:42 pm
What is REASON ?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Cadno on May 03, 2011, 07:23:03 pm
ok thanks, will you guys message me to let me know or should i keep checkin back here?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 03, 2011, 10:10:46 pm
What is REASON ?

I don't quite understand what you mean by this however I have spoken to Lansamur who said he played with you yesterday.

Your application has been ACCEPTED Lanyan, welcome to the Caravan Guild!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on May 04, 2011, 12:17:56 am
No, of course he can't join.  :evil:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 04, 2011, 12:19:54 am
Ahh ohh how did I appear ere eh?
Well better start glitching into you're castle n' shit!

Im so mischevious!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 04, 2011, 12:37:22 am
Ahh ohh how did I appear ere eh?
Well better start glitching into you're castle n' shit!

Im so mischevious!
Hah, your not fine enough for our castle of camel dung  8-)
Yes, Mazigh has been bling blinged with the finest of all of Calradia's camel dung, behold and get envious, muahaha  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lanyan on May 04, 2011, 04:53:18 pm
Ok. I will change my name and Banner. Thanks ppl. I belive we will good team.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Beauchamp on May 05, 2011, 06:19:55 pm
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,4999.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 05, 2011, 11:42:59 pm
Ahh ohh how did I appear ere eh?
Well better start glitching into you're castle n' shit!

Im so mischevious!

Omg guys get prepared! Close the gates completely or else he will just glitch in somehow, or teleport or stuff he is spying on all of us!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 06, 2011, 04:55:23 am
No, of course he can't join.  :evil:
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By that I welcome Cadno, welcome to the Caravan Guild! Check in on the nDitions forums and the ts server, all information is on the first page of this thread.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Cadno on May 06, 2011, 07:50:15 am
well i got my teamspeak all set up and i found the server, i guess my only other question right now is when and where do you guys play?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 06, 2011, 09:00:21 am
Well, as most of us are EU-players, our main gaming time limits itself to around 4-10pm GMT, mostly on EU-servers (although I tested the DTV-mode on NYC_Acre-server yesterday).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 06, 2011, 10:01:15 am
and then there are those of us who play even later ^^
but i haven't been on so much now because off RL stuff...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Punisher on May 10, 2011, 05:00:39 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 11, 2011, 08:32:29 pm
Bump
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 11, 2011, 09:04:33 pm
Hey ragnar, one of your troops got out  :shock:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 12, 2011, 03:12:53 am
Hey ragnar, one of your troops got out  :shock:
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goddamn it a deserter! IS that a bowling sealion?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 12, 2011, 10:48:19 pm
hmmm i wouldn't know, your the expert and trainer  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 12, 2011, 10:50:05 pm
Hes putting tolls in the sea WE MUST STOP THIS DESERTER!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 13, 2011, 01:30:44 am
Hes putting tolls in the sea WE MUST STOP THIS DESERTER!

I like this guy! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 13, 2011, 09:07:56 pm
Hes putting tolls in the sea WE MUST STOP THIS DESERTER!
He is?
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Release the penguin agents! We must "Guard" the free trade  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 14, 2011, 02:32:06 am
After being away a bit, it's quite pleasant to see some Guards with decent blocking skills.
You had some nice recrue there.

We better go train with the penguins, to be ready to defend our goods when strategus is out. So many bandits wannabee out there. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 14, 2011, 06:32:50 pm
Short info: If you see a guy running around with the name of Guard_noobloser_Of_Aragorn, he is not one of our Members. He is from the clan Of_Aragorn and his rank is a Guard.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 14, 2011, 06:53:21 pm
Meh, that name looks like a total copycat, they should change it to fx noobloser_Guard_Of_Aragorn, looks better and dosn't confuse people  :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 14, 2011, 09:58:47 pm
Short info: If you see a guy running around with the name of Guard_noobloser_Of_Aragorn, he is not one of our Members. He is from the clan Of_Aragorn and his rank is a Guard.

Lawl, I saw him on the market and thought "I need a word with that guy..."

I think we need to get some relations going with "of Aragorn" so we can ask them to change that rank or at least stop them from putting "Guard" at the beginning of their names, I know that's really arsey but, well we're the Guards! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 14, 2011, 10:30:11 pm
well as long they are not present in the forum, we can't complain much about it  :mrgreen:
guess we have to chat/flame ingame  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 15, 2011, 04:47:27 pm
Congratz to the Guards for getting 1. first place in tournament marching, that was epic fun  :mrgreen:

And a fair warning to the arena wall :!: if u look weird at me again, punches will be the least of your problems :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on May 15, 2011, 05:18:41 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 15, 2011, 05:31:59 pm
Heyo Guards.

tl;dr
The Goose can't fly no more. To few members. We're thinking of becoming guards?!

The longer version. Currently we are two active members, with a third active away for the summer. Another 2-4 players are hardly even semi-active, but that might, might-not change after strat... who knows. So right now I am applying for two persons.

My main is a 1h with shield and pokey sidearm.
My friend is an archer.

Ingame name of those two are Tristan and Ylsa.

I have a few alts as well, but nothing too serious. We're both DK, so CET. What more you want to know?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 15, 2011, 05:47:34 pm
ah flere danskere, cool :D
join our ts and have a talk with our leaders  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 15, 2011, 06:17:12 pm
Already told ya, okay with me. :) Know you guys from ingame, you can stick to the team and are not know as bin ragers, whiners or anything.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 15, 2011, 09:48:29 pm
Fine with me, I know you Tristan from out time on the duel server and i've seen Ylsa as an archer and was impressed by some of their shots.

Both of you are welcome and if you support you semi-actives then i'm sure they'll find their way in too.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 15, 2011, 11:48:49 pm
Thanks all. I have asked for name change and is fighting under you banner.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 15, 2011, 11:55:32 pm
Welcome to the Guild, enjoy your time. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 15, 2011, 11:56:02 pm
Yay more people for me to trol0lo0lol and glitch in a channel of a clan thatsnotevenmyclanbutIstilltrololololtoffibecauseimisbitch
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 16, 2011, 12:25:44 am
Yay more people for me to trol0lo0lol and glitch in a channel of a clan thatsnotevenmyclanbutIstilltrololololtoffibecauseimisbitch

Just call for an admin if this pest comes along, we'll kick/ban him ASAP.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 16, 2011, 12:33:11 am
My only weakness, damm them admins, back in the old days trolls were free but now, they are the admins bitch >(

Tenne you make gravity troll sad!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 16, 2011, 03:21:07 am
My only weakness, damm them admins, back in the old days trolls were free but now, they are the admins bitch >(

Tenne you make gravity troll sad!

Fall over and be silent!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 16, 2011, 03:33:19 am
yeah, tenne is a big meanie, once when i was defending free speech/trolling on the nditions forum i got threatened with a gun so i had to hide behind one of Fiq's camels  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: MattyMurder on May 16, 2011, 03:35:43 am
Hello Guards,
this is my Application

Nickname: MattyMurder
Level: 30 (first gen)
Characterbuild: Two Handed
Your Age:18
EU/NA+Country?: I am from Germany (EU)
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes i can understand and speak english but i am not the best
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: sure i am willing to use it even if only to listen to orders
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: sure i am willing, thats why i am searching a clan :)
Steamnick: wont say it here in a public forum, would give it to every clanmate if i am allowed to join ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 16, 2011, 03:45:03 am
Hello Guards,
this is my Application

Nickname: MattyMurder
Level: 30 (first gen)
Characterbuild: Two Handed
Your Age:18
EU/NA+Country?: I am from Germany (EU)
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes i can understand and speak english but i am not the best
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: sure i am willing to use it even if only to listen to orders
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: sure i am willing, thats why i am searching a clan :)
Steamnick: wont say it here in a public forum, would give it to every clanmate if i am allowed to join ;)

I have already talked to Matty and I have agreed that he'd be a good asset to the Guild.

Accepted by myself.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 16, 2011, 08:55:20 am
Hm, your name doesn't ring any bells yet, I'll wait and see until I can make my decision.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: 22nd_Earl_NoscopeGabe on May 16, 2011, 09:35:44 am
Hello guys :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 16, 2011, 04:54:49 pm
SHOO SHOO I SAY!

GO AWAY....

Dont worry guards my infidels killing powers can defeat this evil, evil fiend!

SHOO, OR BURN!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on May 16, 2011, 04:59:36 pm
To all who joined recently,
Welcome to the guards !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 16, 2011, 08:50:14 pm
Hello guys :D
SHOO SHOO I SAY!

GO AWAY....

Dont worry guards my infidels killing powers can defeat this evil, evil fiend!

SHOO, OR BURN!
lol, as long he's friendly i see no problem  8-)
Could it be that the 22nd want to buy some tea or camels?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 16, 2011, 09:16:12 pm
Congratulation to the recently joined new Guards !
I hope you'll find this place suitable to your taste, and that we'll meet on the battlefield.

On the same side of course, i greatly dislike killing my clanmates.  :rolleyes:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 17, 2011, 12:28:28 am
Hello Guards,
this is my Application

Nickname: MattyMurder
Level: 30 (first gen)
Characterbuild: Two Handed
Your Age:18
EU/NA+Country?: I am from Germany (EU)
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes i can understand and speak english but i am not the best
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: sure i am willing to use it even if only to listen to orders
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: sure i am willing, thats why i am searching a clan :)
Steamnick: wont say it here in a public forum, would give it to every clanmate if i am allowed to join ;)

Accepted.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 17, 2011, 01:17:43 pm
Welcome to all new guards, enjoy ur stay and pls take a look at our sealion thread on nditions.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Centry on May 17, 2011, 04:19:06 pm
yay - just asked for name change.

Can't wait to fighter under your banner!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Phyrex on May 17, 2011, 04:52:53 pm
I support(Inofficially and personally.) any clan that has its roots with the Ndition Duel Server and/or the Bulldog clan!

Carry on lads and protect them caravans!  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 17, 2011, 06:16:45 pm
I support(Inofficially and personally.) any clan that has its roots with the Ndition Duel Server and/or the Bulldog clan!

Carry on lads and protect them caravans!  :)

We still haven't shaken those bloody BD tags off all our members yet, we have to try harder!  :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 17, 2011, 08:55:59 pm
APPLICATION!
Forumnick: CursedOne

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 17, 2011, 09:32:39 pm
APPLICATION!
Forumnick: CursedOne

(click to show/hide)

I'll leave this one to you.

Also welcome to all our new members;

Tristan
Ylsa
MattyMurder
Nuffen
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on May 17, 2011, 10:09:27 pm
Welcome!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 17, 2011, 10:13:54 pm
Carry on lads and protect them caravans!  :)

If they are continuing the successful "guarding" tradition of their veterans (like Bane) then I'm looking forward to our........."friendly meetings".  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 17, 2011, 10:46:40 pm
If they are continuing the successful "guarding" tradition of their veterans (like Bane) then I'm looking forward to our........."friendly meetings".  :wink:
we'll figure something out  :mrgreen:
Bjarky hands Gnjus some cookies to raid goods from other bandits...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 18, 2011, 03:02:21 am
Guards vs. bandits... Could be an epic fight!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 18, 2011, 03:44:32 pm
Guards vs. bandits... Could be an epic fight!

Gnjus has talked like that since the beginning, I think now he has a reason to have a fight with us, now that they're "bandits".
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 18, 2011, 04:03:49 pm
Gnjus has talked like that since the beginning, I think now he has a reason to have a fight with us, now that they're "bandits".

Tbh i had more then enough reasons to start a fight with you a very looong time ago, since one of your archers kicked me while i was reloading.  :wink:

Luckily, I've always had great respect for Chicken Handler Bane and thus we settled the thing down without any bloodshed.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 18, 2011, 04:43:44 pm
Tbh i had more then enough reasons to start a fight with you a very looong time ago, since one of your archers kicked me while i was reloading.  :wink:

Luckily, I've always had great respect for Chicken Handler Bane and thus we settled the thing down without any bloodshed.  :wink:

If we would do a fight, it should be roleplay-like, so forest, we protect a caravan you guys ron around like bandits.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 18, 2011, 07:01:34 pm
toffi, You wanna do that?

Go to pwmod and ask a admin to spawn shit and get a cart and put on a foresty map and go around going to place and place and let gnjus and his clan hide n shiz andbe bandits then attack or something like that :D

And you're caravan would be a empty big cart thing drawn by a peasant and you protect it, would be fun to do accaully!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 18, 2011, 07:16:55 pm
Tbh i had more then enough reasons to start a fight with you a very looong time ago, since one of your archers kicked me while i was reloading.  :wink:

Luckily, I've always had great respect for Chicken Handler Bane and thus we settled the thing down without any bloodshed.  :wink:

That guy should be repremanded and Bane can always diffuse any situation I guess.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 18, 2011, 08:20:44 pm
toffi, You wanna do that?

Go to pwmod and ask a admin to spawn shit and get a cart and put on a foresty map and go around going to place and place and let gnjus and his clan hide n shiz andbe bandits then attack or something like that :D

And you're caravan would be a empty big cart thing drawn by a peasant and you protect it, would be fun to do accaully!

good idea! :D yeah! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 19, 2011, 12:12:19 am
Hakan Abay sends word that the Guards ready themself for battle. Time was then agreed over some chai and sweets.
Turk vs Guards 19 gmt the 22th May it is, on Shogunate_Dojo.
Ready yourselfes Guards and lets have a nice battle  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 19, 2011, 04:19:35 pm
Hakan Abay sends word that the Guards ready themself for battle. Time was then agreed over some chai and sweets.
Turk vs Guards 19 gmt the 22th May it is, on Shogunate_Dojo.
Ready yourselfes Guards and lets have a nice battle  :D

That date is dodgy for me due to the fact that I have my final exam on Tuesday.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 19, 2011, 04:50:51 pm
Hey guys check out my jousting tournament thread: http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2440.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 19, 2011, 08:48:35 pm
You guys are so mean...

I one time abused you in pwmod with my superior weapons and now its partime insults for me?

Why?
I entered in you're channel and I got insulted.
And then you said shut up to Ironsoul in a unnopropiate way.
GERMAN CRPG PLAYERS, Y U SO MEAN?

(Trol0lo0lo0ol0ol)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 19, 2011, 10:25:04 pm
awww, poor H4rdn3ssKill3r *clapshisshoulder*
want a cookie?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 19, 2011, 10:44:33 pm
Thor is poaching some of your players, better watch out!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 20, 2011, 12:33:16 am
Thor is poaching some of your players, better watch out!

These people being whom?

I know they've asked Bifi.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 20, 2011, 12:34:38 am
Thor tried to get bane, failed  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 20, 2011, 12:38:01 am
Thor tried to get bane, failed  :rolleyes:

Meh, i'm not 100% sure Bane would have the heart to leave the Guild he founded... And besides, I thought Thor was a joke clan... (No offence guys)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: HarunYahya on May 20, 2011, 07:02:33 am
Man , on sunday there are last matches of the Süper Lig (Bundesliga of Turkey )2010-2011 fixture which will decide the winner lol.
I hope we'll have enuff clan members to fight !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on May 20, 2011, 07:36:45 am
lol. "Süper Lig"

Quote from: some german joke
"Turkish Weel of Fortune: "I want to buy an Ü!" - bingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbingbing~"

Sorry mate, I had to get that out. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 20, 2011, 07:40:34 am
I thought Thor was a joke clan...

It is.

Confirmed by a very reliable source.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 20, 2011, 08:00:06 am
Thor tried to get bane, failed  :rolleyes:

They also tried to get Ragnar and me. Failed, obviously. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Espu on May 20, 2011, 09:53:48 am
We always succeed, you just don't know it yet!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 20, 2011, 10:08:50 am
They didn't try to get me.  :|


*Goes away, depressed*


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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 20, 2011, 11:32:45 am
They didn't try to get me.  :|


*Goes away, depressed*


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hehe
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 20, 2011, 03:44:35 pm
Man , on sunday there are last matches of the Süper Lig (Bundesliga of Turkey )2010-2011 fixture which will decide the winner lol.
I hope we'll have enuff clan members to fight !
oh, didn't know that, well i hope they are done 19 gmt then  :mrgreen:
just checked the playoff times, they are 17gmt, maybe most of you make it.
if not we will just match your playercount  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 20, 2011, 03:46:18 pm
oh, didn't know that, well i hope they are done 19 gmt then  :mrgreen:
just checked the playoff times, they are 17gmt, maybe most of you make it.
if not we will just match your playercount  :wink:

for sure we will ... :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 20, 2011, 04:02:19 pm
We always succeed, you just don't know it yet!

Ok, so far you've gone for people who would never leave. I see you're doing very well...

Bane - Founder
Lansamur - Co-leader
Ragnar - Longstanding Member and highly respected (High influence) + Sealion Leader
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 20, 2011, 05:34:46 pm
Shh Tenne.

Don't reveal to them, that their plans ain't all that cunning.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 20, 2011, 07:00:44 pm
Shh Tenne.

Don't reveal to them, that their plans ain't all that cunning.

Ah, ok. I'll leave them to try and fail then! ;) (I'm jealous because they don't want me that's all)

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 20, 2011, 07:04:25 pm
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Oh Tennenoth you are so good please teach me the ways of your fine-fighting, silver-tongued, maiden-stealing, saucy-dancing charming-looks and other such ways that you boast!

*Fauns some more then faints in a puddle from unadulterated awe*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 20, 2011, 07:05:40 pm
I
SEE
SP

ToD dont make me finish the setence!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 20, 2011, 07:14:25 pm
Ok, so far you've gone for people who would never leave. I see you're doing very well...

Bane - Chicken handler
Lansamur - Worse battlefield commander ever
Ragnar - Dedicated archer

Their departure would only make you a stronger clan.   :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 20, 2011, 07:38:46 pm
Oh Tennenoth you are so good please teach me the ways of your fine-fighting, silver-tongued, maiden-stealing, saucy-dancing charming-looks and other such ways that you boast!

*Fauns some more then faints in a puddle from unadulterated awe*

You're wonderful, I thank you. You make me feel wanted and powerful and your rather dramatic nature seems to give it a good enphasis. Although you forgot to add that I am suave but i'll over look that!

Their departure would only make you a stronger clan.   :twisted:

Well it would give me a stronger leadership position momentarilly before we had mass mutiny.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 20, 2011, 08:34:02 pm
MUTINY!!  :twisted:
GIMME YA GOLD CHEEKY MERCHANT!!!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 21, 2011, 03:50:02 am
Guards are awesome :D
Bump
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 21, 2011, 06:35:03 pm
Cheers to that!

(oh and bump!)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 21, 2011, 11:26:25 pm
NEW TEAMSPEAKADRESS! CHECK IT OUT!

62.104.20.250:10027

250 slotserver. Old server will be taken down in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 22, 2011, 09:59:03 pm
Good job everyone, very nice group work  :D
Brings me back to when we took our old fiefs where tenne was the commander  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 22, 2011, 09:59:58 pm
Good job everyone, very nice group work  :D
Brings me back to when we took our old fiefs where tenne was the commander  :mrgreen:

+ Geranigus! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 22, 2011, 10:27:16 pm
First fight for Guards. Was EPIC!

Really nice commanding from Tenne and great cav support...

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 22, 2011, 11:02:19 pm
Cheers guy and I have to say very very well done you guys;

Cavalry - Well done for mopping up stragglers etc etc, you did your jobs perfectly.
Infantry - Brilliant attacking/kiting there and a special shout out to Tristan "Errr guys, help me, I need help here, guys HELP ME!"
Archers - Some epic shots by Bulzur and Ragnar, excellent defence in melee too.

Overall I thought we performed fantastically as a team, cheers again guys, was brilliant.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 22, 2011, 11:19:01 pm
Cavalry - Well done for mopping up stragglers etc etc, you did your jobs perfectly.

Thanks for leaving us some freedom, we really need that to be efficient. Good job, very proud of us!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BULLDOG on May 22, 2011, 11:23:04 pm
Congratz :) Well fought !!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on May 23, 2011, 01:35:04 pm
I'm sorry that my computer crashed in the 8th round  :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ujin on May 23, 2011, 01:53:45 pm
Congrats on your victory guys, good to see that you're back in business , looks like our next cb with you would be more interesting than the last one =).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Kataphraktos on May 23, 2011, 02:16:20 pm
Good job everyone  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: AleksBBnderTheGreat on May 23, 2011, 07:45:05 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild
Nickname: AleksBBnderTheGreat
Level: 18
Characterbuild: Tank/DPS
Your Age: 14 years old
EU/NA+Country?: Norway
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Of course  :D
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: AlekS121307

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 23, 2011, 09:21:01 pm
As a side note to the clan battle, we did good, yes!  :D
But do to that some Turks couldn't make it, cus of an important football match, we also have to be aware of that this made it more easy for us, given the circumstances the Turks did very well, i just want to credit that and thx for the awsome battle, you fought well, didnt camp, where fearless and managed to make some good attack tactics, GG Turks!  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 23, 2011, 09:23:16 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild
Nickname: AleksBBnderTheGreat
Level: 18
Characterbuild: Tank/DPS
Your Age: 14 years old
EU/NA+Country?: Norway
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Of course  :D
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: AlekS121307

How can you make a DPS build in cRPG?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 23, 2011, 10:29:35 pm
By... Making a strenth build I guess!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 23, 2011, 11:08:50 pm
Well, I would think dps is an agility build.

Any who, the poor kid has just played to many online games. Shielders can go support og dam, depending on tactic and secondary skills.

To the applicant:
Its not at all for me to judge if you should be a guard, but I'd love to play a bit against you on the duel server.
Just to check out some things.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 23, 2011, 11:37:03 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild
Nickname: AleksBBnderTheGreat
Level: 18
Characterbuild: Tank/DPS
Your Age: 14 years old
EU/NA+Country?: Norway
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Of course  :D
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: AlekS121307

Never saw you online. But now that we have your name, we'll definitely keep an eye for you.
When we're asking for the characterbuild though, it's more like this :

Guard_Bulzur_II
Hybrid Archer/1h
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And same as Aemaelius, just wait a bit for one of our responsable to come. Meanwhile, we can maybe see each other, on our TS (thanks again Bulldog, it's awesome) and/or ingame.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 24, 2011, 12:18:02 am
Never saw you online. But now that we have your name, we'll definitely keep an eye for you.
When we're asking for the characterbuild though, it's more like this :

Guard_Bulzur_II
Hybrid Archer/1h
(click to show/hide)

And same as Aemaelius, just wait a bit for one of our responsable to come. Meanwhile, we can maybe see each other, on our TS (thanks again Bulldog, it's awesome) and/or ingame.

ive played with him :) Seems like a nice guy tho, also he just started and he would like to join a clan, so he asked me in norwegian if he could join.....i told him to make a application!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 24, 2011, 03:47:32 pm
Ragnar, if you think he is a good addition for us, and he is able to talk english, if no one disagrees, I'll accept him!

Aleks, welcome to the guards! (have sent you a pm)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tor! on May 24, 2011, 06:06:43 pm
Send your best fighters to the duel tournament!  :D

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,6632.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 25, 2011, 02:44:22 pm
we have no good fighters!! No one will show up on ur tournament! Meaner!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 25, 2011, 06:17:00 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild
Nickname: BD_Chazzer1
Level: 29(i will retire soon)
Characterbuild: Tank
Your Age: 15 in June. Next week.
EU/NA+Country?: England
Able to understand/speak English?: Nah, i just live in english and speak German...:D. Course i speak english, didnt we invent it :D. Umm yeh, I also speak french almost fluently and have a basic understanding of Italian.
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: I am allready very active on Ts and i will continue to do this. I am experienced in listening to order, i was in multiple MM clans and played with the 22nd for a bit.
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes, i have been in battles before and its a lot of fun.
Steamnick: Chazzer1
Reasons for Applying: Baby wolf is a good friend of mine, your an active skill full clan, i play a lot of cRPG and enjoy squad play using ts.
Thanks, see you all on ts and ingame  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 25, 2011, 06:54:42 pm
Characterbuild: Tank

We so lack some Mages. I wonder why none comes.  :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 25, 2011, 07:04:12 pm
Mages?
DID YOU SAY MAGES?
Nahh I don't accept ranged dps to do with magic, we have a hunter and shiz like that, because MY parteh is better than you're PARTEH!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 25, 2011, 08:13:46 pm
Lets take you on that word.

6 vs 6. Only one mage, one barbarian, one rogue, one tank, one cleric and one ranger.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 25, 2011, 08:55:55 pm
Mages? im confused now :D
also how do i apply from nditions, i cant get into the guards section its like unappeasable to me. Btw is baby wolf still active on cRPG?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 25, 2011, 09:26:58 pm
you just put an app on http://nditionsduel.forumotion.net/f3-general-discussions  8-) but seriously i don't think it matters now, since we have it here  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 26, 2011, 12:01:10 am
Mages?
DID YOU SAY MAGES?
Nahh I don't accept ranged dps to do with magic, we have a hunter and shiz like that, because MY parteh is better than you're PARTEH!

They're not dps, they just have strange spells, like confusion (ennemy closest to mouse attacks his own allies for 20sec), grease (area around the mouse makes all people in it fell on the ground continuously for 4sec), sleep (no need to describe right), and many others. But they don't do damage, so.. it's balanced right ?


Chazzer1, i saw baby wolf on cRPG (and TS), yesterday or the day before. So yes, active. And yes, one application is enough anyway, so don't worry. ;)

Aemalius, i think you meant "fighter" instead of tank. At least, all other classes seems like D&D related, so well... :P (i want the dwarf protector)

Thanks Legio for the battle.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 26, 2011, 12:11:46 am
Chazzer: Under consideration.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Phyro on May 26, 2011, 12:21:39 am
Your Application to the Caravan Guild:
Nickname: Phyro / The legendary Phyro / The Great Phyro and so on
Level:29
Characterbuild: main is two hander/ cav 18/18 in one lvl
Your Age:21
EU/NA+Country?: Norway
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Yes
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: ehm havent used steam for like 6 months but its Phyro
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 26, 2011, 06:48:12 am
Your Application to the Caravan Guild:
Nickname: Phyro / The legendary Phyro / The Great Phyro and so on
Level:29
Characterbuild: main is two hander/ cav 18/18 in one lvl
Your Age:21
EU/NA+Country?: Norway
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: Yes
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Yes
Steamnick: ehm havent used steam for like 6 months but its Phyro

I believe we have all already talked on ts so I don't see much point in telling you here you're not accepted.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 26, 2011, 08:52:15 am
Huh? Well, he is from my side.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 26, 2011, 12:24:16 pm
trollolololo much? tenne?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 26, 2011, 06:52:38 pm
trollolololo much? tenne?  :mrgreen:

Huh? Well, he is from my side.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 26, 2011, 11:24:58 pm
I believe we have all already talked on ts so I don't see much point in telling you here you're not accepted.

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MEANER!!

And now a poem! I made it myself!

Meaner have no weener!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 26, 2011, 11:33:34 pm
I take it no one worked it out yet.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 26, 2011, 11:42:10 pm
Aye.

So far there are three two applicants awaiting an answer. FIX ITTTT!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 26, 2011, 11:46:50 pm
MEANER!!

And now a poem! I made it myself!

Meaner have no weener!
heh, that is the 11th+12th "mean" now, go pay up in the "Mean" Jar  :mrgreen:
I feel we're seriously getting rich thx to Ragnar and his sealions  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 27, 2011, 12:43:15 am
I take it no one worked it out yet.

If you're talking about the a/c/cep/ted/! added in very small letters next to each sentence in spoiler, then no. I'm sure no one has worked it out yet.

Ragnar, you should maybe consider doing longer poem. Oh, wait ! What about not doing poems ? I'm sure you stole that creation from one intelligent sealion. You MEANER !

To all accepted applicants, welcome !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 27, 2011, 01:04:29 am
heh, that is the 11th+12th "mean" now, go pay up in the "Mean" Jar  :mrgreen:
I feel we're seriously getting rich thx to Ragnar and his sealions  :P

NO, u still didnt say game on!

If you're talking about the a/c/cep/ted/! added in very small letters next to each sentence in spoiler, then no. I'm sure no one has worked it out yet.

Ragnar, you should maybe consider doing longer poem. Oh, wait ! What about not doing poems ? I'm sure you stole that creation from one intelligent sealion. You MEANER !

To all accepted applicants, welcome !

As i said i made it up myself, and i like doing poems, thats the only thing im good at :D Also, u cant decide if i want to make poems! ur not my mom!

Meaner!.....Still not game on! so this mean word doesnt count!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 27, 2011, 01:08:58 am
heh, that is the 11th+12th "mean" now, go pay up in the "Mean" Jar  :mrgreen:
I feel we're seriously getting rich thx to Ragnar and his sealions  :P


So...

Those sealions taxing the sea WERE part of the plan?
Damm you guards adn you're tricky plans, I SHALL BREAK DOWN THIS ''RACKET'' AND BURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE PARCIPITANTS, POPOLUS IT!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 27, 2011, 01:36:19 am
If you're talking about the a/c/cep/ted/! added in very small letters next to each sentence in spoiler, then no. I'm sure no one has worked it out yet.

Cheers Mr. Sarcastic but Mr. Rhetorical was talking.

To those who are waiting to be accepted/rejected, please hold on for us. We've got a lot going on lately!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 27, 2011, 02:32:32 am

So...

Those sealions taxing the sea WERE part of the plan?
Damm you guards adn you're tricky plans, I SHALL BREAK DOWN THIS ''RACKET'' AND BURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE PARCIPITANTS, POPOLUS IT!
hehe, i was merely talking about the "MEAN JAR", and yes the game is on ragnar, it has been since yesterday ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 27, 2011, 02:41:59 am
hehe, i was merely talking about the "MEAN JAR", and yes the game is on ragnar, it has been since yesterday ^^

I found another word! Atleast the translater said it was pretty much the same word!

The word is!
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2011, 02:45:08 am
FU u made me click on all spoiler buttons and i'm tired as hell!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 27, 2011, 03:02:26 am
why am i guessing its "gemein"  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 27, 2011, 03:07:48 am
why am i guessing its "gemein"  :lol:

is that deutsch?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 27, 2011, 03:20:38 am
Shh guys, you're scaring away customers.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 27, 2011, 03:25:50 am
is that deutsch?
jap :D
Shh guys, you're scaring away customers.
hmmm, i thought bumping and trolling is good for buznaz, seems i still have things to learn.
Or do i?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 28, 2011, 10:04:00 am
Just to let you guys know, i'm starting a pretty strict revision program for exams so i wont be on that much. Though i will try to come on in the evenings  for at least an hour or two.  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 28, 2011, 06:58:38 pm
Just to let you guys know, i'm starting a pretty strict revision program for exams so i wont be on that much. Though i will try to come on in the evenings  for at least an hour or two.  8-)

Exams are way more important that gaming mate, get on with them, get them done to the top of your abilities and make sure you get those grades. Yes, real life takes over from cRPG.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 28, 2011, 07:23:51 pm
Exams are way more important that gaming mate, get on with them, get them done to the top of your abilities and make sure you get those grades. Yes, real life takes over from cRPG.

What is this thing called real life?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 28, 2011, 08:05:47 pm
What is this thing called real life?

You've just entered it since your caps lock button seems to be fixed.

(click to show/hide)

I do not know you well enough, I shall leave whether or not you get accepted to Lansamur and Ironsoul. Lansamur will be back on Tuesday I believe, so he can decide then. I don't want to make a decision without sufficient information.

(click to show/hide)

I have talked to him a bit on ts and played alongside him. You seem like you have your head screwed on and since Lansamur and Ironsoul are out of action for a little while I shall accept you here and now. So, Welcome Chazzer
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 28, 2011, 10:52:46 pm
Thanks m8 :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 29, 2011, 02:59:51 am
I Iz drybj´.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Suraija on May 29, 2011, 04:58:18 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild: I'm new to this Game and i spoke with some nice people from your Guild and so i want to get a member of your Guild, because its do a lot of fun playing with the people from your Guild.

Nickname: Suraija
Level: Level 12 at the moment but i'm begin today to play this mod.
Characterbuild: I want to play a light Cav with polearms so it would be a str/agi 18/18 build with polearm, shield and a Horse ^^
Your Age: I'm 27 years old
EU/NA+Country?: I'm from Germany so it's from the EU.
Able to understand/speak English?: My english is not the best but i can use a dictonary and i understand the most written english text.
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: I have TS³ and a Headset with a full functional Microphone and its ok for me to execute orders a given me from Leaders.
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:If i can helpfull for the guild its possible for me to join some Clanbattles and other things.
Steamnick: My Steamnick is Triyaden

So i hope this give you a little survey for me and if you have Questions add me in Steam, but i prefer german language because my english is not the best.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on May 29, 2011, 07:46:51 pm
Your Application to the Caravan Guild: I'm new to this Game and i spoke with some nice people from your Guild and so i want to get a member of your Guild, because its do a lot of fun playing with the people from your Guild.

Nickname: Suraija
Level: Level 12 at the moment but i'm begin today to play this mod.
Characterbuild: I want to play a light Cav with polearms so it would be a str/agi 18/18 build with polearm, shield and a Horse ^^
Your Age: I'm 27 years old
EU/NA+Country?: I'm from Germany so it's from the EU.
Able to understand/speak English?: My english is not the best but i can use a dictonary and i understand the most written english text.
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: I have TS³ and a Headset with a full functional Microphone and its ok for me to execute orders a given me from Leaders.
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?:If i can helpfull for the guild its possible for me to join some Clanbattles and other things.
Steamnick: My Steamnick is Triyaden

So i hope this give you a little survey for me and if you have Questions add me in Steam, but i prefer german language because my english is not the best.

I played with him today, he is a nice guy.
Suraija, you are accepted to the guild!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 29, 2011, 09:26:10 pm
congrats
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 30, 2011, 01:20:47 am
Well... a lot of things I missed, a lot to work through. Expect full functionality at around Tuesday again.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 30, 2011, 02:07:09 am
Ok,

I am beginning to have complaints about some recruitment issues and I have noticed that the way people are being recruited is starting to become slack (Recruitement used to be tougher to pass).
This is bringing cause for concern and some unnamed members have actually complained to me and as such I have to reign some people in and re-set the boundries for recruiters.

Recruiters jobs are to tell the leaders (Myself, Lansamur and Ironsoul) about potential recruits and people who have asked to join the guild. They also actively look for members to join but the FINAL DECISION as to who enters the guild is made by the leaders.

For further details please personally contact me.

Thank you,

Tenne.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on May 30, 2011, 08:51:16 am
Hey Guys!

(just wanted to say hallo once in a while :D )
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on May 30, 2011, 03:38:43 pm
Hey Guys!

(just wanted to say hallo once in a while :D )


Hello, how is the weather in HongKong?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on May 30, 2011, 03:57:44 pm
dunno, too much smog to see any weather.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 30, 2011, 08:52:28 pm
oh cool, i was there last year  :mrgreen:
damn they have some good restaurants over there, pretty much from every country, loved it.
especially the japanese ones, hell yeah to ramen, just like from the anime's  :P
and that nestea with green tea, lichi and so fourth  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 31, 2011, 12:18:30 pm
Updated first post. Every member should also check out our new forum, I posted some stuff there.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 31, 2011, 12:32:24 pm
Can someone add me to the roster plz, on this site and nditions ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 31, 2011, 12:52:40 pm

Clan Diplomacy

(click to show/hide)


Fixed it for ya.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 31, 2011, 12:55:09 pm
Meh, you're not important.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 31, 2011, 03:46:45 pm
Meh, you're not important.
:cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 31, 2011, 03:49:22 pm
:cry:

he dosn't mean you  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 31, 2011, 03:49:49 pm
I meant Gnjus.... *facepalms*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 31, 2011, 05:48:07 pm
Fixed it for ya.  :wink:

You won't even get close to the Caravans... Our archers will take you down before you can even say "Let's steal those chickens!"

And if you do, then you have to get through our multipurpose chopping machines known as 2 handers with our movable barricades of shielders with angry horses snapping at your feet with lance wielding riders.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 31, 2011, 06:35:42 pm
Welcome to the new members, hope u bring your moneycounting skills with ya  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Chazzer1 on May 31, 2011, 08:16:38 pm
lol'd
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 31, 2011, 10:11:06 pm
Fixed it for ya.  :wink:

It's true !
Everytime i go on battles, Gnjus, in his cav mod, and another bandit, keep agressing me ! :shock: (and succeed. xD )

Regroup fellow Guards, and let's face thoses so-called bandit who have no other way to kill us than ganking us with horses. Let's show them the power of... athletics. You'll never catch me once your horse is dead ! Mouhahahaha ! :twisted:
(click to show/hide)

We better start rasing tax... hum, donations in villages. All fellow peasants and nobles, lend us your money so that we can equip ourselves and defend our wonderful land against pillaging, stealing, raping, burning and invading. Any other threat not listed on the contract can be added providing more... donation.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 31, 2011, 11:46:41 pm
And get you're SeaLions to increase tolls in the sea?

NEVAH!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 01, 2011, 03:09:12 am
TS down? edit- works again.

(and I am not on the roster as well)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 01, 2011, 04:36:17 am
(and I am not on the roster as well)
look under tristan ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on June 02, 2011, 02:49:33 am
And get you're SeaLions to increase tolls in the sea?

NEVAH!

do not tell them about our secret plan!
!!!!!
Also, we got another naughty trick!!
I believe we got Asca on our side, and she will prolly flash her boobs for anyone for the guards :) A little distraction helps alot :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 02, 2011, 03:53:33 am
look under tristan ;)

'eee fixed it.

(sry been gone these past two days, been lost in minecraft. I am recovering now. Can anyone give me an update whats up?)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 04, 2011, 02:06:09 pm
Okay, finally back. Let's play together before facing the shogunates.  :mrgreen:

@Aemaelius : I laughed at the comic strip on LoL you posted. But it's not valid for the entire community. Just play with a group of people you'll know, and it will be way more fun, and less trash talked. Also, with the "judgement", i believe we'll get a better community (or a more hypocrit one, go figure)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 04, 2011, 11:52:42 pm
Guys, remember to check our own forum every now and then. There will be a few important post.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 06, 2011, 02:56:25 am
Bump.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 07, 2011, 05:43:20 am
Keep an eye on our nditions space in the forums, some reforming will be done very soon!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 10, 2011, 01:37:34 am
Our mighty Toffi is making up a new Jousting tournament ! Support him on our forum !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 10, 2011, 05:47:29 pm
is there a tread for his tournament?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on June 10, 2011, 06:39:01 pm
It was fun slaughtering cavalry with the guild.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on June 10, 2011, 07:44:22 pm
is there a tread for his tournament?

http://nditions.de/forum/index.php?topic=240.msg1607#new
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 10, 2011, 07:48:43 pm
It was fun slaughtering cavalry with the guild.

Heh, they didn't stand a chance!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 10, 2011, 08:32:12 pm
It was fun slaughtering cavalry with the guild.
it really was yeah, tenne and me killing their horses and you finishing them!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on June 11, 2011, 08:32:26 am
You forgot me, you meaner
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on June 11, 2011, 09:26:52 am
YEAH, u forgot Bifi! MEANER!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 11, 2011, 10:28:20 am
yeah me! you forgot Bifi! (but with "you" i ment the rest of the infantrie that sticked together)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Black on June 12, 2011, 09:51:53 am
Can i join i have ts, i'm first gen with build 19/16 (it will be 21/18). I'm from monteblack in spanish, i know english and i hope i can join u guys cause Clan is fun ! by the way i'm 15 hope that's not a problem :) -.-
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 12, 2011, 03:56:03 pm
Can i join i have ts, i'm first gen with build 19/16 (it will be 21/18). I'm from monteblack in spanish, i know english and i hope i can join u guys cause Clan is fun ! by the way i'm 15 hope that's not a problem :) -.-

Write an application here:
http://nditions.de/forum/index.php?board=25.0
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 14, 2011, 02:18:11 am
Bump since I am sure that any Guild member has something interesting to say?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 14, 2011, 11:08:41 am
We'll we tend to use our own forum now :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 14, 2011, 11:57:34 am
We'll we tend to use our own forum now :D

Still nice to be on the first page in the Faction Halls though right? I mean... it is good to feel like we have something to say?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on June 14, 2011, 05:09:34 pm
Tenne is a mean crossbow hater!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 14, 2011, 05:51:59 pm
Tenne is a mean crossbow hater!

But you look good in pink.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 14, 2011, 06:19:17 pm
Tenne is a mean crossbow hater!
why would he? because he can kill ever one of them?(except when they rape him from behind, but that goes for every class in the game)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on June 14, 2011, 06:20:30 pm
or when I run around him with my horsey and light xbow :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on June 14, 2011, 06:23:33 pm
why would he? because he can kill ever one of them?(except when they rape him from behind, but that goes for every class in the game)

Because I always killed him with my Arbalest :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 14, 2011, 06:33:00 pm
Because I always killed him with my Arbalest :D

I do believe I may have called him a "Crossbow weilding wanker" on ts, I am very glad that he has changed, and in honestly, you're much better with the polearms.
Also, it means that I don't aim for him as much, I don't care if he is a member of the clan, he was getting what he deserved!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 14, 2011, 06:57:37 pm
all i can say Tenne, haha :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 14, 2011, 07:31:35 pm
Bifi+Jorm = Guard_Deathsquad!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 14, 2011, 11:18:09 pm
Trade Agreement has been reached between The Crusaders of Acre and our Guild  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on June 16, 2011, 01:40:55 am
Trade Agreement has been reached between The Crusaders of Acre and our Guild  :D

what exactly does this mean?
Do i have to marry anyone because of this? Cuz im so ready for that!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 16, 2011, 01:53:01 am
what?!  :shock:
your not gonna marry one of my daughters?!
i am deeply hurt, oh dear Sealion Leader  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 16, 2011, 01:59:52 am
I can haz someones daughter too?

Can she look like this?
<-----------------------
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 16, 2011, 02:17:52 am
depends on your marriage gift  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on June 16, 2011, 02:33:14 am
I can haz someones daughter too?

Can she look like this?
<-----------------------

im sry, but she is allready mine, i found a replacement u could get :)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 16, 2011, 04:51:08 am
Grumbles in his council room.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Latino on June 16, 2011, 01:07:33 pm
Interessed in the clan: Guard
Former clan: Order of the Rose does not exist anymore.

Nickname: Latino
Former Clan(s) (if existing): the order of the Rose
Level: 28
Characterbuild: polearm
Your Age: 
EU/NA+Country?: Eu + Holland
Able to understand/speak English?: Yes
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: No
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Not interessted.
Steamnick: Extremegen
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 16, 2011, 01:14:38 pm
(click to show/hide)

I have copy/pasted your application in our application forum here:
http://nditions.de/forum/index.php?topic=295.new#new

Our leaders will take it from there. GL.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 16, 2011, 01:23:25 pm
cancel it, he applied for templar shortly after.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 16, 2011, 02:35:51 pm
cancel it, he applied for templar shortly after.
:shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Latino on June 16, 2011, 05:23:19 pm
haha yeaa I have applied for the templars aswell, but only iinterests.
want to know from both clans a little more information and stuff.

thats because old roses have joined the guard or the templars.
and the 2 clans are allies so i thought there would be no offense?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: krampe on June 16, 2011, 05:37:11 pm
Willing to use Teamspeak 3 while playing, even if only to listen to orders?: No
Willing to join possible clanbattles/tournaments/Strategus?: Not interessted.

So you just want a clan tag? o.0
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 16, 2011, 05:54:06 pm
well if you need info, you just ask around, applying is a different story, you better want to be taken seriously mate  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on June 16, 2011, 06:26:49 pm
than what's the reason for joining? because you don't talk, you don't join because of the events, the why?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 16, 2011, 08:32:00 pm
So you just want a clan tag? o.0

This.  :rolleyes:
Tell us one good reason why we should accept someone in the guild who :
-doesn't listen to us in TS
-doesn't speak to us in TS
-doesn't care about the guild in battles/strategus
-doesn't care about joining templar or guards.
-doesn't give out his age  (too young ?)

You want a tag ? Create your own one, and be the only hero with it. The end.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 16, 2011, 10:32:14 pm
In other words we ask you to repeat a rhetorical cliche:

Ask not what your clan can do for you, but what you can do for your clan!

Its not a matter of why you want us, but why we should want you...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Latino on June 17, 2011, 05:17:16 pm
well I see, I confirm it was kinda stupid from me just to apply without any info of the clan.
and as far as i can see you guys don't want someone who doesnt teamspeak etc.
well ok, I take my apply back. Thanks anyway and sorry for this bullshit I delivered.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SchokoSchaf on June 18, 2011, 01:51:24 am
Need be here too

visitors can't see pics , please register or login





http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,8241.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 19, 2011, 10:51:08 pm
lol tristan, your avatar is being watched  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 19, 2011, 11:03:54 pm
Yeah, who wouldn't watch her :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 20, 2011, 03:59:50 pm
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 (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/mb14e.jpg/)


Thats the way we do it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 20, 2011, 08:45:28 pm
buuuhh, pic manipulation visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 20, 2011, 10:59:43 pm
Huscarl shield n00b
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Siiem on June 20, 2011, 11:02:08 pm
Wtf Equester...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on June 20, 2011, 11:13:12 pm
4:13
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 20, 2011, 11:16:36 pm
ouch, did he retire?  :mrgreen:
pls say no, he didn't  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 21, 2011, 01:53:43 am
buuuhh, pic manipulation visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Aren't you supposed to be on our side with that!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 21, 2011, 02:04:39 am
notting wrong with dissing a tank  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 21, 2011, 04:38:11 am
notting wrong with dissing a tank  :mrgreen:

You will respect your leaders! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 21, 2011, 08:27:02 am
buuuuuuh, you can't silence meee, freeeeeddoooommm   :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 21, 2011, 09:57:35 am
Maybe not here... TS is a whole 'nother matter, dear Mr. Diplomat. :p
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 21, 2011, 10:27:57 am
Mr. No ab00ze  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 23, 2011, 11:43:39 am
I still hear Bjarky talking on TS, something needs to be done !

Speaking of the Huge Multi-clan tournament, we're suppose to fight with the Bandits.
"Oh noes" i hear you say already, but be happy. Just for us, they have totally change !

huge hooligans activities spotted near field by the river , we request more officers ! officer bosco report to duty :P

Yep, they're helping to respect the law now, it is true !
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 25, 2011, 05:29:03 am
For those Guild members who haven't signed up on the http://www.Nditions.de/forum yet please do so, and for those who haven't filled out their activity check, please do that as well!

Contrary to common belief there is (some) interesting stuff on there.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 25, 2011, 01:57:02 pm
I still hear Bjarky talking on TS, something needs to be done !

Speaking of the Huge Multi-clan tournament, we're suppose to fight with the Bandits.
"Oh noes" i hear you say already, but be happy. Just for us, they have totally change !

Yep, they're helping to respect the law now, it is true !
(click to show/hide)

Honestly... I did not understand one single thing of this post?!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 25, 2011, 10:35:28 pm
Doesn't matter.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 26, 2011, 04:11:08 pm
Good luck in the battle...

(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 26, 2011, 11:54:42 pm
yay, back from drinking hollyday, too bad i missed the mega battle thingy ^^
I still hear Bjarky talking on TS, something needs to be done !

Speaking of the Huge Multi-clan tournament, we're suppose to fight with the Bandits.
"Oh noes" i hear you say already, but be happy. Just for us, they have totally change !

Yep, they're helping to respect the law now, it is true !
(click to show/hide)
haha  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on June 27, 2011, 12:03:33 am
Thank you for the recorded livestream!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Baggy on June 27, 2011, 12:36:23 am
WD today in the Tourney Guards ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Kansuke on June 27, 2011, 12:57:36 am
Good Job guys it was nice to be in your team and fight at your side, special thanks to Aemaelius for the organisation and to Lansamur fo his command.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Loki on June 27, 2011, 02:32:01 am
Always a pleasure playing with you guys. great work.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Idzo on June 27, 2011, 09:00:12 pm
Great game! Keep up the good work! Lansamur, thx, it was pleasure!

Bye guys!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 30, 2011, 03:00:14 am
Hum... Let's bump this a bit.
We officially declare Tenne as...
*answer next day*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 30, 2011, 04:13:14 am
Hum... Let's bump this a bit.
We officially declare Tenne as...
*answer next day*

It better be nice or so help me!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 30, 2011, 04:22:00 am
 :mrgreen:
fight fight fight  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 30, 2011, 11:55:54 am
Hum... Let's bump this a bit.
We officially declare Tenne as...
*answer next day*

The winner award of the best runner in cRPG ! Congratulations !
I heard you have many fans out there who try to copy your playstyle, and your vestimentary style too.
How do you cope with this constant pressure ? Tell us your secrets !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on June 30, 2011, 01:05:03 pm
The winner award of the best runner in cRPG !

Congratulations on this fine honour!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 30, 2011, 01:09:15 pm
Hmm lots of enemies... hmmm... Dude.... RUUUUUUN....
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 30, 2011, 02:10:34 pm
yeah i already saw one dude copying his fashion style  :shock:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 30, 2011, 02:40:56 pm
The straw hat was and always will be the Guard's archer's trademark. But when people start using the same armor, boots and gloves, then something must be done ! Tenne should ask for compensation.
Soon enough, people will even change the face of their players, so that we all look like Tenne !
The world is indeed due to end.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 30, 2011, 04:09:07 pm
I wantz my world back.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 01, 2011, 01:43:45 am
The winner award of the best runner in cRPG ! Congratulations !
I heard you have many fans out there who try to copy your playstyle, and your vestimentary style too.
How do you cope with this constant pressure ? Tell us your secrets !

True to everything

Secrets?

Hmm lots of enemies... hmmm... Dude.... RUUUUUUN....

light weight hat for running away quickly.

The straw hat was and always will be the Guard's archer's trademark. But when people start using the same armor, boots and gloves, then something must be done ! Tenne should ask for compensation.
Soon enough, people will even change the face of their players, so that we all look like Tenne !
The world is indeed due to end.

Indeed but I have clones now, Georges has a lot of clones, I declare a clone war!

Congratulations on this fine honour!

Thank you my adoring fan!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 01, 2011, 04:49:58 pm

Secrets?

light weight hat for running away quickly.

So it IS the hat ! I knew it ! That's why i was carrying one all the time. But finally, i have reasons to.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: DesertEagle on July 01, 2011, 11:14:04 pm
Hi guys! What is the time when most of you are online (UTC)? And what servers are you playing on? (EU/NA)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on July 02, 2011, 12:07:34 am
Hi guys! What is the time when most of you are online (UTC)? And what servers are you playing on? (EU/NA)

Probably around 22 gmt+2 (20 utc) would be my guess.

EU servers...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 02, 2011, 10:27:57 am
Sooo tenne ever bought that 50k straw hat or something?   :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 03, 2011, 12:58:45 am
Sooo tenne ever bought that 50k straw hat or something?   :lol:

I should sell mine to be honest. I shall sign something that says that the straw hat belonged to me so people know it's authentic. Then I shall buy another one and keep it so the other one doesn't depretiate in value.

Although I am unsure as to how many people would actually buy my hat lol.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 03, 2011, 12:36:59 pm
Oh toffi why oh why did you kill jamal :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on July 03, 2011, 12:50:47 pm
Oh toffi why oh why did you kill jamal :(

poor Jamal :-(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 03, 2011, 06:38:32 pm
Lets get ready to ruuumble  :D
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,8764.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 03, 2011, 10:02:49 pm
From what I see, it went well! Well done everyone! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on July 04, 2011, 09:30:07 pm
Yes, well done.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on July 08, 2011, 01:25:18 am
Hello mates! ill help u bump this thread to where its supposed to be!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 08, 2011, 06:37:26 am
Hello mates! ill help u bump this thread to where its supposed to be!

I cast you out! Now begon!  :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 09, 2011, 12:43:03 am
Ah, what a night, what an evening... 2 1/2 hours for 800k+ XP on siege, 15 rounds of constant x5, fun with HRE and Risen... gg guys, good advertisement.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on July 10, 2011, 03:40:16 am
Ban Lansamur from cRPG:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 10, 2011, 04:05:48 am
Doesnt show anything
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mtemtko on July 10, 2011, 04:21:06 am
It looks like you were about to fist that horse.. one way or another  :rolleyes:
Worthy of a ban!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 10, 2011, 06:48:32 am
Faaaalllcoonnnnn PUNCH! (There's fire and everything from the hit!)  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 10, 2011, 10:06:05 am
KAME HAME HA!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on July 10, 2011, 10:48:22 am
Guys, we have a happy time!

Lansamur is a month banned so he can go jogging!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 10, 2011, 05:54:57 pm
Thovex, i saw your making sandwiches now, can i have one pls  :P

PS.  Guards, get ready for Multi Clan Battle today at 19 GMT!  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on July 12, 2011, 12:57:37 am
Finally Tenne became a crossbowman

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 12, 2011, 12:58:43 am
Finally Tenne became a crossbowman

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I was going to say you can't prove that's me, you can see my face, but the name tag gives it away...

Yes... This is what the patch has reduced me to!  :rolleyes:

(Well, it would be if this was after the patch!) But in my defence, I ran out of arrows and hadn't died yet, and was uninjured on siege.

And on a side note, it looks more like a spyglass/telescope that I am looking down to see something closer on the floor!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on July 12, 2011, 01:00:14 am
I was going to say you can't prove that's me, you can see my face, but the name tag gives it away...

Yes... This is what the patch has reduced me to!  :rolleyes:

(Well, it would be if this was after the patch! But in my defence, I ran out of arrows and hadn't died yet, and was uninjured on siege.

Just excuses! We all know you want to be a crossbowman.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 12, 2011, 01:01:48 am
Just excuses! We all know you want to be a crossbowman.

I will be next generation if I can bring myself to play the mod again! (More than likely)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Thovex on July 12, 2011, 01:09:10 am
Phew Tenne, finally no more aimbot with bows?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 12, 2011, 01:15:40 am
Phew Tenne, finally no more aimbot with bows?

Only some slight modding needed... Same principle, just different movement options and i'll take the part out of script that drops and reknocks the arrow every 2 and a half seconds because I have the arms of a god and can aim forever.

I might rework the aiming mechanism too to aim for the head more often due to high accuracy but make sure it knows whether or not the target is stationary. I think that would maximise my effectiveness.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 12, 2011, 03:40:44 pm
R.I.P. Mazigh, you have been a nice hometown, with the best camelstock there is  :wink:
We'll miss you, hope to see you again in the New World  8-)
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 13, 2011, 02:45:40 pm
R.I.P. Mazigh, you have been a nice hometown, with the best camelstock there is  :wink:
We'll miss you, hope to see you again in the New World  8-)
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I found the villagers ! They seem to be in good state. They're pledging loyalty to us, but we need to show them our strength first : organize a battle against those peasants.
Fact is, there's many of them, and they're taking this too seriously, risking their lives in the battlefield. It will sadden me to kill those friendly guys. :'(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 13, 2011, 05:05:19 pm
you're all hanging around Halmar, but remeber to come on a pilmigrage to Sekhtem, Deus Vult!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 13, 2011, 07:47:38 pm
I found the villagers ! They seem to be in good state. They're pledging loyalty to us, but we need to show them our strength first : organize a battle against those peasants.
Fact is, there's many of them, and they're taking this too seriously, risking their lives in the battlefield. It will sadden me to kill those friendly guys. :'(
indeed, all those villagers and villages, it will be a sad day before it will get better, be sure to buy shovels and coffins  :oops:

you're all hanging around Halmar, but remeber to come on a pilmigrage to Sekhtem, Deus Vult!
It will be an honor to come buy and visit the holy sites  :o
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 13, 2011, 09:45:15 pm
you're all hanging around Halmar, but remeber to come on a pilmigrage to Sekhtem, Deus Vult!

Can we establish a small market and sell some goods bargained during the travel, once we reach Sekhtem ? :rolleyes:
Of course, we will offer discounts to the rulers of the city. :mrgreen: 2% discount.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 13, 2011, 10:13:01 pm
Can we establish a small market and sell some goods bargained during the travel, once we reach Sekhtem ? :rolleyes:
Of course, we will offer discounts to the rulers of the city. :mrgreen: 2% discount.  :mrgreen:

2%???????? Are you frigging mad? I'd give em 0.1% with the way they're throwing around their god-given money.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 14, 2011, 02:30:25 am
True. Their faith blinds them in the marketing affairs. But 2 looks way better than 1, so let's make a deal with 0.2% discount.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 14, 2011, 02:57:10 am
 ^^
 (*)
>--<
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 14, 2011, 04:50:47 am
True. Their faith blinds them in the marketing affairs. But 2 looks way better than 1, so let's make a deal with 0.2% discount.

I say no discount, they pay the same price as the rest of the buggers. They want stuff, we've got stuff, they buy stuff at the prices we set for that stuff... Deal with the stuff... The stuff is ours...

Just realised stuff is a strange word... And i'm not drunk or high, just tired.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 14, 2011, 08:02:07 am
Just don't expect to be given holy water then....
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 14, 2011, 08:12:32 am
Just don't expect to be given holy water then....

No worries, Bandits are already sharpening their "holy water sprinklers" for their Guardian friends.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 14, 2011, 08:13:25 am
Ahh, well, then I guess we're gonna have to bring the inquisition...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 14, 2011, 05:50:30 pm
For those who wonder why Guards are all around Halmar and sorrounding fiefs, this will be our home again, just like pre Pub Crawl.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ulrich_88 on July 14, 2011, 06:13:34 pm

All greetings!
I wanted that this file was together with banerpack.
This file has a logo on a breast of a heraldic armour, instead of on a penis  :D I tested it on many logos of known clans, basically all are looked beautifully. After a new patch I it will update each time. To throw in folder Crpg with replacement of files. Council if will do a logo at first look as it it will be looked on a heraldic armour. Adjust the sizes to the given file. Here is how it looks on an example of logos of clans

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Here bannerpack ver.3.5 where there is banner HRE+Fix
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/29425211/Bannerpack_3.5_Fix.rar
File tabletau_materials to throw in folder Crpg with replacement of files.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 14, 2011, 06:35:23 pm
No worries, Bandits are already sharpening their "holy water sprinklers" for their Guardian friends.  :wink:

 :cry:

All greetings!
I wanted that this file was together with banerpack.
This file has a logo on a breast of a heraldic armour, instead of on a penis  :D I tested it on many logos of known clans, basically all are looked beautifully. After a new patch I it will update each time. To throw in folder Crpg with replacement of files. Council if will do a logo at first look as it it will be looked on a heraldic armour. Adjust the sizes to the given file. Here is how it looks on an example of logos of clans

(click to show/hide)
Here bannerpack ver.3.5 where there is banner HRE+Fix
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/29425211/Bannerpack_3.5_Fix.rar
File tabletau_materials to throw in folder Crpg with replacement of files.


Looks great I might just have to get a-hold of this!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ujin on July 16, 2011, 01:04:43 am
Alliance declaration treaty (Caravan Guild, The Pillagers and The Shogunate)


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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 16, 2011, 01:09:31 am
We hereby oblige ourselves to this Alliance Declaration.
May our factions prosper well  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on July 16, 2011, 01:21:40 am
looks great
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 16, 2011, 01:25:52 am
Guards allied with the Pillagers ? Bright start indeed.....  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 16, 2011, 01:31:40 am
There is a market for everything, you know that Gnjus  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 16, 2011, 09:40:40 pm
The attack on Peshmi will be 19 CET on Sunday.
We will hire the big chunk of people at Sunday, so please have patience  :wink:
Command text will follow soon.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 17, 2011, 02:50:08 pm
Guards allied with the Pillagers ? Bright start indeed.....  :rolleyes:

There is a market for everything, you know that Gnjus  8-)

We have to keep our options for supplies open.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 17, 2011, 07:32:41 pm
Peshmi is ours! That went surprisingly well and fast. Good job to everybody!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: mandible/splinteryourjaw on July 17, 2011, 07:36:50 pm
Peshmi is ours! That went surprisingly well and fast. Good job to everybody!

Caught me trying to sneak up on your spawn  8-) ....I ran out of map though!!!  So after trying to outrun you, I thought "maybe I'll hit him with my short bow!"..................it was too short.  Good job and congrats.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 17, 2011, 07:50:31 pm
Official claim-region still counts. Uhhun, Ehlerdah and Mazigh + the accompanying castles are ours!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 17, 2011, 08:01:30 pm
Thx for showing up in our battle guys  :D
It was some fun minutes  visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Sry that we couldn't take everybody in, alot of people applied, but there will be enough chances in the future for everybody  :wink:
Also the battle lists are still bugged, so merc gold transfer and K/D still dosn't work.

Good game everyone  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 18, 2011, 05:52:35 pm
Good work Bjarky, good work indeed.

You're now head diplomat!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 18, 2011, 06:00:40 pm
what i thought i was head diplomat  :oops:
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on July 18, 2011, 06:05:06 pm
what i thought i was head diplomat  :oops:
 :mrgreen:

what I thought is we only have one diplomat :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 18, 2011, 06:08:17 pm
No we also have Drunk_Penguin   8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 18, 2011, 06:52:42 pm
No we also have Drunk_Penguin   8-)

The more tactful of our two diplomats!  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 20, 2011, 11:42:41 pm
Great job everyone, we had good fun  :D
Here's a nice pic taken by Moribund  :mrgreen:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 21, 2011, 08:19:05 pm
Why thank you Torben! You don't look so bad yourself!  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 24, 2011, 05:06:10 am
Despite the rediculousness of our final battle where we ran naked towards the spawn and still won with no casualties, thank you to all those who attended both our fights yesterday night!

Oh, and BUMP!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 26, 2011, 10:00:18 am
Message to those with unfriendly intentions to the Guild:

Let it be known that we, the Caravan Guild, are first and foremost traders with neutrality written into our Charta. We have allies, we have foes, but we are not warriors per se. However, that does not mean we do not defend ourselves when threatened. Past battles have shown that enemies have been too scared to even show up against us and we captured villages faster than anybody else! If we see big armies moving near our territories that are not from allied of friendly clans, we reserve the right to attack without warning to save our precious goods. Do not underestimate the power of economy! Do not underestimate the power of Traders! And lastly, do not underestimate our Warcamels!

Kind regards,
Guard_Lansamur
Douchebag of the Guild.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 26, 2011, 10:32:08 am
Ohhh thats no fun, I wanted to repress some peasants/traders :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 26, 2011, 10:35:54 am
Btw: BUMP FTW!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 26, 2011, 10:37:07 am
You you you, well I guess ill bump my own >: (
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 27, 2011, 12:23:39 am
You're welcome to bump ours, it's needed a lot more these days because there are a lot more active clans! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on July 27, 2011, 12:32:42 am
Tenne, playing forsaken world dosen't help :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 27, 2011, 02:40:12 am
Tenne, playing forsaken world dosen't help :P

This is true and I am still a coward that runs away at the first sight of danger on there too.

My motto there is still "hide behind the women then run away" so don't worry everyone, I won't have lost my touch for running!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 27, 2011, 03:41:37 am
This is true and I am still a coward that runs away at the first sight of danger on there too.

My motto there is still "hide behind the women then run away" so don't worry everyone, I won't have lost my touch for running!
damn fartcher ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RagnarLodbroke on July 27, 2011, 04:31:55 am
Tenne, playing forsaken world dosen't help :P

I just tried out forsaken World a couple a days ago, didnt like it at ALL, the same old clicky thingy! Instead i decided to test out divine souls, pretty cool game!

Also Bump :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 29, 2011, 12:58:31 am
I came back to cRPG for a couple of rounds last night and got raged at so i've not lost my knack, don't you guys worry!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Yenward on August 03, 2011, 03:50:39 pm
This has fallen way too far down. We must bring our camels forward!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 04, 2011, 04:08:26 am
This has fallen way too far down. We must bring our camels forward!

I don't like the camels... They scare me... I have bad memories... Oh god! I'm having flashbacks...

Fiq... Camels... Sand... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 04, 2011, 06:32:08 am
Hey, they are our pride stock  8-)
+ i can hide behind them when u threaten to take my free speech  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 04, 2011, 12:36:44 pm
Hey, they are our pride stock  8-)
+ i can hide behind them when u threaten to take my free speech  :mrgreen:

Silence you! Or is that a little too blatently ironic?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 05, 2011, 09:15:31 pm
Forsaken world is that apocalyptic mmorpger right?

Best tutorial ever. Worst multiplayer game ever...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 06, 2011, 12:09:07 am
Forsaken world is that apocalyptic mmorpger right?

Best tutorial ever. Worst multiplayer game ever...

I've noticed nothing apocalyptic in it to be honest and I found the tutorial island thing to be annoying and tedious... I don't really know but i've not played properly for the past week and my access to the Nditions forums appears to be broken since my internet is fine but I cannot connect to Nditions... Also on that note, i've checked the "back-end" with all the connection information for the webby and it all seems to be normal and steady, what you'd expect for a well used but not over used website...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 06, 2011, 12:14:28 am
lol I messed it up with another one then. Forsaken World is just another clone.

Nvm me. Move on :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 06, 2011, 12:18:53 am
you...you...you talking bout fallen earth?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 06, 2011, 10:42:15 pm
probably. The one with that tutorial that ends with a boooom.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 06, 2011, 10:43:10 pm
probably. The one with that tutorial that ends with a boooom.

Yep, its fallen earth...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 07, 2011, 12:08:54 am
As some members already know, I am having extreme difficulty connecting to anything German, yes, that's right, it appears that there are only a few logical explanations:

1) My router has become racist and therefore refuses point blank to connect to anything German.
2) My ISP is having some sort of troubles with connections to Germany.
3) The entire of Germany is being DDoS'd which is highly unlikely since no one else appears to be having troubles.
4) Germany has blocked my IP address for some unknown reason.

I have the following information:

1) My router settings, nothing blocks a specific IP etc.
2) Other computers in my house, they're all having the same trouble.
3) After 15 or so tries I can connect to the German ts server with my normal 40 ping. No troubles there.
4) Several attempts to get onto a German website will allow me access but as if I was on Dialup.
5) I have no virus' or anything of that nature.
6) I have changed nothing about my set up in at least a month or so.
7) As far as I know I haven't angered any Germans!

Things I will check tomorrow (Currently 11:00pm):

1) If my neighbours are experiencing the same problems.
2) If my ISP knows anything.

I am not involved in any form of illegal computer actions, I don't even priate music for crying out loud! I'm like the Golden angel of the internet age! D:
I have checked with other Brits, even one that is only an hour away from me by car and they've got no problems although I haven't found anyone else who is on Virgin Media (My ISP).

Therefore, all topics currently partaining to the leadership will be handled, but will be handled slowly as I will more than likely use Nuffen as a sort of "tell me whats happening and post this for me please" kind of guy! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 10, 2011, 09:36:28 pm
Update the first post again. Roster has undergone quite some changes.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 12, 2011, 03:28:31 am
Update the first post again. Roster has undergone quite some changes.

But still contact Lansamur about leadership things, he likes the attention! ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 13, 2011, 01:10:21 pm
 :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Andswaru on August 15, 2011, 07:35:05 pm
 :shock: push?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 15, 2011, 07:39:25 pm
:shock: push?

Where are you pushing us?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Andswaru on August 15, 2011, 08:14:08 pm
near the top of the pile   :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 16, 2011, 11:11:14 am
Big update for first post. New layout, outfit and stuff! Check it out! Credits to Geranigus and Toffi for their excellent work.


Ninjafix too.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 16, 2011, 12:09:51 pm
nice addition, just need to update the list a little  :D
i'm not in there QQ
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 16, 2011, 02:04:06 pm
Shiny new post... yeah!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ujin on August 16, 2011, 02:11:22 pm
yellow and black... my fave colour combo :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 16, 2011, 03:40:09 pm
Strat Battle 18 GMT Today:
http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming&battleid=697 
Rumors of smuglers traverse the streets of Halmar.
After talking with the guildmaster of Halmar, the quest has been given to find and apprehend the smugler Tewodros_Kassa  :P

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 16, 2011, 04:11:48 pm
Woof sign of relief, I thought you we're gonna take Halmar, Please don't take it before the 22nd, I can't glitch I mean Join in!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 16, 2011, 04:24:32 pm
^^
well halmar is a death trap, i'd like to see you glitch in  :shock:
and since there is no economical sense to take it, we told the guildmaster to agree on a trade agreement  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 16, 2011, 08:14:27 pm
Well err... That didn't go quite to plan, we lost 5 guys and didn't get hurt by the enemy once. Good job guys =/

(We're not the biggest arseholes those two people have ever encountered.)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 16, 2011, 08:27:55 pm
He smugled quite alot of stuff i see.
The guildmaster will be proud when i report to him  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 17, 2011, 12:18:13 pm
Guards for sale?

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on August 18, 2011, 04:24:04 am
Buuuuuuump
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 18, 2011, 07:12:12 am
Yay for Whalen! You back?

Addendum: AFK till Sunday
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 18, 2011, 08:13:41 pm
Guards for sale?

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Indeed we are. I believe we had an offer from chadz when he opened the market so we want to increase on that offer.

Buuuuuuump

Welcome back!

Also, beware world! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 20, 2011, 02:15:46 pm
Right, Who did it?
Who gave Tenne Admins powers?
WHO THE FUCK DID IT?

Also I guess a Friendly BUMP!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 20, 2011, 06:30:01 pm
it pays to bribe  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 21, 2011, 03:09:43 am
Right, Who did it?
Who gave Tenne Admins powers?
WHO THE FUCK DID IT?

Also I guess a Friendly BUMP!

I don't know but i'm changing my name to Guard_BD_Tennenuff.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 21, 2011, 05:10:08 pm
and me Lansanuff.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 21, 2011, 05:51:55 pm
and me Lansanuff.

Brilliant, the Caravan Guild has suddenly become an admin clan! D:

On a side note, congrats Lans, again! :P

Although Lansanuff sounds like "That's enough!" which is pretty good for an admin!

But yes, bribes work well it seems!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on August 22, 2011, 08:32:48 pm
Two new trial admins.
Damn.



Welcome to the new Guards. And let's get things going. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 22, 2011, 08:53:31 pm
ADMINS, Y U NO GIVY ADMIN TO TEMPLOLS?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 22, 2011, 08:59:42 pm
ADMINS, Y U NO GIVY ADMIN TO TEMPLOLS?

Because admins have no say in who gets admin. =/
Other than that, it's not really something to be proud of getting, it's a job and it's putting yourself forward to help the community by stopping all the bad people, at least thats the way I see it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on August 22, 2011, 09:38:29 pm
and by bad people he really means Templars ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 22, 2011, 10:26:38 pm
Because admins have no say in who gets admin. =/
Other than that, it's not really something to be proud of getting, it's a job and it's putting yourself forward to help the community by stopping all the bad people, at least thats the way I see it.

Shuddap, we all know you got admin only to abuze...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 25, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
Serious bump. Because we're worth it!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 28, 2011, 03:59:20 am
Why're we dropping so low?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on August 28, 2011, 12:41:56 pm
For many reasons :
-Everybody loves us
-Hardnes is trolling other topics
-We discuss among ourselves mainly on TS and Ndition's forum
-Some new clans
-More spamming active clans than ever, thus hard to stay on first page
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 28, 2011, 01:50:10 pm
True dat, true dat.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 28, 2011, 05:57:52 pm
True dat, true dat.

Yes, we pay you do a job damnit, you're slacking!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 28, 2011, 06:22:10 pm
Im sowwy :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 30, 2011, 07:55:33 am
Alright guys, down to business.

New Members - Merger with Wessex

Let's welcome our new members from the clan of Wessex after our successful merger.

Currently we've had a few confirmed movers but the full posted list of "agreed" people is as follows;

Kaylem
Sarek
Alex
Setles
Elagost
Otto
Thradok
Tarek


Welcome to the Guild gentlemen.

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New Leadership

I would also like to welcome both Fear (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=51) & Geranigus (http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php?action=profile;u=535) to their new posts as leaders, I need the support lads and when Fear gets back i'll fill you two in on what's happening.
This does not mean I step down however, I am still here. These two will be working closely with me and I will make sure that they are comfortable in their new roles and they've already proved to be assets to the clan, now they're stepping it up a gear to replace Lansamur & Ironsoul who have sadly taken a bow and closed the curtain on their positions.

On another note, Lansamur has agreed to take up a position as "advisor" although unofficially a leader, he still holds a major role within the Guild and is still a major player within clan decisions and in the normal running of things.

Congratulations guys.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 30, 2011, 12:50:37 pm
ITS A PLOY!

Quick, INTO THE BUNKER!
Also after that ''Down to business'' I can confirm Tennenoth is a mafia member, just sayin'.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on August 31, 2011, 12:38:32 am
ITS A PLOY!

Quick, INTO THE BUNKER!
Also after that ''Down to business'' I can confirm Tennenoth is a mafia member, just sayin'.

Bah, he's just a member, i bet you can't guess who is the real boss. The ploy is hellish.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 31, 2011, 01:30:46 am
Bah, he's just a member, i bet you can't guess who is the real boss. The ploy is hellish.

You can't go blabbing things like that out! The boss'll have my head...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on August 31, 2011, 03:33:30 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 31, 2011, 09:50:07 pm
GIMME THAT! *points at tenne's head*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on August 31, 2011, 09:51:38 pm
I have confirmed, its Lansamur, I get it now, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You retired but you didn't... It was all a cover message, I knew it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 31, 2011, 09:57:37 pm
Exxxxxxxxxcccellent! The ploy thickens.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on August 31, 2011, 10:36:10 pm
So... That worked quite well.

Lansamur appears to be back in leadership. I hear Ujin wants to speak to you!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on August 31, 2011, 10:56:25 pm
He can fuck himself for all I care. Or you. :p

;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on September 01, 2011, 12:49:04 am
You can't go blabbing things like that out! The boss'll have my head...

And guess who will take your place then ?  :twisted:

Finally, there's a chance for me to step upwards ! No more silly gently gentleman leader, i'll be the most terrific captain we ever had. And then, and then.... i'll kill the boss and takes his place ! AH AH AH AH !

Good times ahead. :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 01, 2011, 01:48:03 am
And guess who will take your place then ?  :twisted:

Finally, there's a chance for me to step upwards ! No more silly gently gentleman leader, i'll be the most terrific captain we ever had. And then, and then.... i'll kill the boss and takes his place ! AH AH AH AH !

Good times ahead. :twisted:

In that case, I need to find someone with an accent like me in order to keep up this "gently gentleman leader" thing, I will make sure that I am replaced (if I ever get killed or leave) by someone who is more British than I am. I will employ Tony Blair to run the Guild just because he is seen by the rest of the world to be that sort of person.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 01, 2011, 02:04:15 am
Oh tenne we all know you support Monster raving loony party

http://www.omrlp.com/

Check there manifesto :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 01, 2011, 02:09:49 am
They are brilliant xD I have to say I voted Tory (Conservative) but only because we don't have a representative in our constituancy.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on September 01, 2011, 02:11:49 am
They are brilliant xD I have to say I voted Tory (Conservative) but only because we don't have a representative in our constituancy.

British voting rules are really really weird.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 01, 2011, 02:15:32 am
Not really, the biggest party with the most ''votes'' that is... Every county choses there lets say ''mayor'' now the party with the most ''mayors'' win the goverment, but not by 1 ''mayor'' or two... no it has to be over 5-6, if that dosen't work, they go to votes and if that dosen't work they have to team up with another gov, so this time Conservatives had to team up with the Lib Dems, of course I can't vote yet, since I haven't been in the country for 5 years D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on September 01, 2011, 02:36:21 am
Whats wrong with simple Majority votes?
Electorates seems so weird. (Same goes for US, don't even get me started).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 01, 2011, 08:38:08 am
It's to prevent one single "faction" if you will from being in power when the majority of the country didn't vote them in.

Basically, the way that the British politcal system works is as follows:

Each constituancy has their candidates and each person votes for their local MP.
The PM with the most votes in that area, wins a seat in parliament.
If a "faction" has more than 51% of the votes then they get power over the country with their Prime Minister at the head.
If however, like what happened in the last elections, there isn't a 51% majority, then the larger powers are able to "team up" and with the say-so of the Queen (yes, she does something every once in a while) it is allowed if it above 51%. So, this time round we have the Conservative head while having the Liberal's being David Cameron's bitches (Nick Clegg has been done over and none of his promises are getting through since Camerons manifesto/manefesto goes against most of the stuff.)

(The Queen can also disolve the government and take full control herself, but that won't happen unless David goes mental and bombs the US or something. The Queen can call for a re-vote or something similar that basically means that the government has to be voted in again.)

Each PM stands for 5 years unless they want out before hand, like Tony Blair did, who ran off and tried to become EU Overlord.

Also, most of the south votes Conservative, most of the North votes Labour, Liberals are fairly "low key" and are deemed the next major party but still don't do as well as either of the other two. There are lots of smaller parties as well, such as the "Monster Raving Looney Party" and the "British National Party" (The one that basically wants to legalise pure Brits to run around the streets shooting black people & anyone not born in Britain and deporting them. Needless to say, the MRLP has more chance of being voted in than them!)

From what I understand, the reason behind this majority of majorities thing is to stop something like how einstein got into power whereby he won by a majority, although only by himself, not by constituancy votes. Otherwise there would be a bigger chance of Nick Griffin (BNP head guy) getting into number 10.

There is your brief overview of British Politics, I know no more but although it sounds pretty sad me being able to write that down, if you're at voting age in your country, i'm sure you can actually sit there and think about how yours works! ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on September 01, 2011, 08:45:06 am
Tennenoth should get a prize for making long and well written interesting posts. I like him, we should keep him.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on September 01, 2011, 11:49:00 am
Tennenoth should get a prize for making long and well written interesting posts. I like him, we should keep him.

Yup!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 01, 2011, 07:21:11 pm
Tennenoth should get a prize for making long and well written interesting posts. I like him, we should keep him.

As a Brit, I see this as sarcasm! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on September 01, 2011, 08:09:11 pm
As a Brit, I see this as sarcasm! :)
he could've said long boring ones, but they aren't so it's probably not sarcasm tenne, have some faith in human kind :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 01, 2011, 08:24:20 pm
Tennenoth should get a prize for making long and well written interesting posts. I like him, we should keep him.
it's like it's an option for us to keep him or not.
omg....
I'm free, finally free, free as bird, no more Tenneboss, yahhoooo   :mrgreen:
Olé Olé Oléééée´^^

.... Oh wait, gaaahh, i said it out loud  :shock:
no no, I totally like our Bauss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aV9X2d-f5g&feature=related)    :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 02, 2011, 12:18:36 am
it's like it's an option for us to keep him or not.
omg....
I'm free, finally free, free as bird, no more Tenneboss, yahhoooo   :mrgreen:
Olé Olé Oléééée´^^

.... Oh wait, gaaahh, i said it out loud  :shock:
no no, I totally like our Bauss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aV9X2d-f5g&feature=related)    :P

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tetris on September 02, 2011, 12:31:00 am
An offer you say... This sounds like a job for...

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 02, 2011, 08:40:27 am
Took some time out from random work and decided to change around my avatar and signature. I've had the eagle and crosshair for a long time, (I mean, pre-cRPG, I made it originally about 5/6 years ago when I was playing CoD2) and i've always liked it, but I "Tenne-fied" it.

Secondly, my signature, now I was really pleased with the way this turned out when I first made it, change the the text to read Guard BD Tenne as opposed to Guard Tennenoth, and I "Tenne-fied" the archer on there since it's been a long time since I used a barbutte/open sallet style helmet due to the weight nerf and I started using my iconic straw hat. My graphics editing skills are poor, I don't have photoshop but I took a stab in the dark and although I think his head might look a little small, i've done the following:

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I'm thinking of fiddling with the text again just to get it near enough what it was last time with the new, bolder font. The "BD" looked a little too fancy and so I think the new font rather reflects the sharp edges of an arrow. (I made that up as I was typing! :S)

EDIT: If people think the straw hat version might look good if done by someone a little more professional then I would be in debt to whomever adds one more effectively! ;) The original file link is here, just save as: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/Tennenoth/GuardTennenothSig-2.png

I just need someone to do the straw hat better than an amateur. I am mildly colourblind & have never been the artistic type, i'd rather write a program than use paint, although oddly my handwriting is quite neat... But anyway!!!

Thank you! :D


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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RandomDude on September 02, 2011, 03:40:04 pm
Can i recruit soldiers in Ellerdah?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 02, 2011, 07:23:22 pm
Can i recruit soldiers in Ellerdah?

The recruitment rate is at around 60% at the moment from what I understand so I doubt it would be worth it!
However i'll get a-hold of the person holding it for me, Gisbert, and get him to tell me what it's like in there at the moment.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: RandomDude on September 03, 2011, 12:51:15 am
The recruitment rate is at around 60% at the moment from what I understand so I doubt it would be worth it!
However i'll get a-hold of the person holding it for me, Gisbert, and get him to tell me what it's like in there at the moment.

it was about 80% when i was there but ive been kicked out twice so ill wait to see what you say before i try again
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 03, 2011, 05:48:36 am
Probably getting people moved around, we're not allowing anyone who is "random" (nothing to do with your name) so, you were probably in that list.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Dede on September 04, 2011, 02:12:47 pm
Took some time out from random work and decided to change around my avatar and signature. I've had the eagle and crosshair for a long time, (I mean, pre-cRPG, I made it originally about 5/6 years ago when I was playing CoD2) and i've always liked it, but I "Tenne-fied" it.

Secondly, my signature, now I was really pleased with the way this turned out when I first made it, change the the text to read Guard BD Tenne as opposed to Guard Tennenoth, and I "Tenne-fied" the archer on there since it's been a long time since I used a barbutte/open sallet style helmet due to the weight nerf and I started using my iconic straw hat. My graphics editing skills are poor, I don't have photoshop but I took a stab in the dark and although I think his head might look a little small, i've done the following:

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

(click to show/hide)

I'm thinking of fiddling with the text again just to get it near enough what it was last time with the new, bolder font. The "BD" looked a little too fancy and so I think the new font rather reflects the sharp edges of an arrow. (I made that up as I was typing! :S)

EDIT: If people think the straw hat version might look good if done by someone a little more professional then I would be in debt to whomever adds one more effectively! ;) The original file link is here, just save as: http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m295/Tennenoth/GuardTennenothSig-2.png

I just need someone to do the straw hat better than an amateur. I am mildly colourblind & have never been the artistic type, i'd rather write a program than use paint, although oddly my handwriting is quite neat... But anyway!!!

Thank you! :D


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Actually you have done the straw hat and the shadow-parts of it quite well.  I like it.
Maybe you could change the font and the background. But this is then of course a matter of taste.
If you want something new, I can do it for you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 04, 2011, 05:36:42 pm

Actually you have done the straw hat and the shadow-parts of it quite well.  I like it.
Maybe you could change the font and the background. But this is then of course a matter of taste.
If you want something new, I can do it for you.

Well, as you know i'm rather attatched to that signature but judging by your skill with art I can't exactly say no! That would be fantastic if you could, inkeeping with the archer with a straw hat theme.

I would indebted to you! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 04, 2011, 05:41:22 pm
Hmmm Dunno what it is but theres something extremely wrong with that arm, like its so fat on one part and the other part its tiny. I'm talking about the left arm, the one holding the arrow and string.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 04, 2011, 07:43:19 pm
It's always been like that, if you check the left arm, the one holding the bow, it's like a double quilt, you've got the leather and then the cloth, that's what is hanging down making his arm look like that, the original one had it as well. :)

EDIT: Here's the original image I cut the guy from:
 
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Geranigus on September 04, 2011, 08:51:01 pm
Interesting pictures on that site, might be interesting  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Hellsing on September 05, 2011, 07:20:47 pm
Hey guys, I have a little problem...
Since my money goes under 100 at night your city throwed me out and SoA_Baron_Turtoise is attacking me now...

I need some soldiers which do not need sold (a I have no money left for sold I´m sry)

The battle is tomorrow at 9:29 in the morning (Timezone +0)

Waiting for good news,
Hellsing

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Btw. 88 Troops vs. 268 Troops
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 05, 2011, 07:35:52 pm
Hey guys, I have a little problem...
Since my money goes under 100 at night your city throwed me out and SoA_Baron_Turtoise is attacking me now...

I need some soldiers which do not need sold (a I have no money left for sold I´m sry)

The battle is tomorrow at 9:29 in the morning (Timezone +0)

Waiting for good news,
Hellsing

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Btw. 88 Troops vs. 268 Troops

Hey mate,

I wouldn't worry about it too much since there will be a wipe in the next couple of days. You'll get teleported a little way away but you'll be able to get back to us before the time the wipe comes.

I'll contact this fellow and i'll make sure that they stop it since SoA is non existant anymore, he's just a randomer.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Hellsing on September 05, 2011, 07:37:06 pm
Okay many thanks :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 06, 2011, 09:37:39 am
Hey guys, I have a little problem...
Since my money goes under 100 at night your city throwed me out and SoA_Baron_Turtoise is attacking me now...

I need some soldiers which do not need sold (a I have no money left for sold I´m sry)

The battle is tomorrow at 9:29 in the morning (Timezone +0)

Waiting for good news,
Hellsing

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Btw. 88 Troops vs. 268 Troops
damn, i wish i could join, but am not at my pc right now  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Hellsing on September 06, 2011, 06:16:57 pm
Hehe we won the match :D
1player vs 8players :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 06, 2011, 06:23:07 pm
Hehe we won the match :D
1player vs 8players :twisted:

lol Congratulations!  8-)

There was nothing to worry about to begin with then! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 07, 2011, 01:02:37 am
taxes in Peshmi and Ehlerdah has been lowered.
Non-Guards are welcome to recruit.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 07, 2011, 03:21:01 am
taxes in Peshmi and Ehlerdah has been lowered.
Non-Guards are welcome to recruit.

Not true.

We have too many people in these towns already. If you've been given prior permission you are welcome to stay, otherwise please find somewhere else, this inn is full.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 10, 2011, 06:44:21 pm
Going for the double post and the bump!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 10, 2011, 07:01:00 pm
WTF

BAN
ABUZE
BAN!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 10, 2011, 09:35:56 pm
WTF

BAN
ABUZE
BAN!

I have my old straw hat I could bribe you with to keep you quiet! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 10, 2011, 09:43:03 pm
Hmmm, Maybe... I'm posting it on Marketplace. GIVE. ME. THE. HAT. NOW.


HEADCLOTH FOR YOU'RE BRIBE I MEAN PAYMENT!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: The_Angle on September 10, 2011, 11:16:17 pm
My dear friends I hereby invite you to this lovely thread of mine: http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,15512.0.html

Vote away!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Magikarp on September 10, 2011, 11:17:10 pm
Recruiting worldwide? Cool, come visit me in The Netherlands and I will join instantly! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 11, 2011, 12:47:12 am
Recruiting worldwide? Cool, come visit me in The Netherlands and I will join instantly! :P

Recruiting doesn't mean we'll accept anyone...  :|

But we'll send Setles to tell you your application was considered and rejected just because he's a newbie.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 14, 2011, 10:11:40 pm
Had to resign as diplomat cus of my studies in RL have taken alot of my time lately and will even more in the future.
I'll ofc stay in the clan and will try to help whenever i can  :wink:

Gooold for the caravans! nom nom nom  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BalrogBoru on September 17, 2011, 02:38:31 am
Bump cause you're awesome!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 18, 2011, 05:31:00 pm
Well thank you very much! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 18, 2011, 06:44:24 pm
Bump cause tenne still hasn't gave me my straw hat D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 18, 2011, 07:13:45 pm
I didn't have to.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on September 18, 2011, 07:19:41 pm
I have my old straw hat I could bribe you with to keep you quiet! D:


I object!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on September 18, 2011, 10:43:48 pm
Bump cause tenne still hasn't gave me my straw hat D:

He would have done it, but Bjarky wanted some nice coins in exchange, for his bath. He still lacks around 300k for his Scroogeducklike swimming pool.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 20, 2011, 10:45:39 pm
yes, them duckies are expensive man  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on September 26, 2011, 09:38:27 am
I feel a bump incoming
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 26, 2011, 03:31:19 pm
Just arrived back from France, more importantly driving around Azincourt on some sort of Rally thing.

Good fun.

Therefore to annouce myself back into the world of cRPG, BUMP!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tore on September 26, 2011, 04:07:18 pm
 :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BalrogBoru on September 26, 2011, 09:59:25 pm
Just arrived back from France, more importantly driving around Azincourt on some sort of Rally thing.

Good fun.

Therefore to annouce myself back into the world of cRPG, BUMP!

Welcome back, bump! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on September 27, 2011, 07:02:20 pm
Just arrived back from France, more importantly driving around Azincourt on some sort of Rally thing.

Good fun.

Therefore to annouce myself back into the world of cRPG, BUMP!

You managed to leave France to go back to cRPG ?!  :shock:
Now that's some dedication.  :mrgreen:
Missed you, didn't know which archer i was going to stalk. It's answered now.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on September 27, 2011, 07:04:27 pm
Just arrived back from France, more importantly driving around Azincourt on some sort of Rally thing.

Good fun.

Therefore to annouce myself back into the world of cRPG, BUMP!

Smart fella...trying to analyze the power of the knights/cavalry and their horses and find weak spots eh! And then go back to BRITLAND and keep working on the Secret Longbow X2400 Prototype?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 28, 2011, 12:46:50 am
Goddamnit Berenger, for an Illuminati member you sure don't keep secret things secret do you!? Christ almighty!

Cavalry & Knights have always been weak, they're just annoying in Zerg rushes for example, although if I have a nice cosy hill they don't stand a chance, much like Azincourt lol.

Bulzur, I have to say that France was rather beautiful, I believe there are roughly the same amount of people living in France as there are living in Britain so most of it seemed to be small towns and massive open fields, a nice change from the "suburbs & country" areas of Britain that have a population similar to four of your towns put together lol.
The one major thing I did notice though was that there were a hell of a lot of people walking through their fields with guns and dogs hunting things, that was rather disconcerting since I didn't want them firing and missing lol.

I intend on heading back to France next year to do the same thing and improve on our "International Third Place" that we got (through sheer flukes of the fact that the rally involved noting down signs etc and making sure that you actually followed the guidebook (or how it was mistyped in the translation; "GuideBoob", i'm not even kidding you there, and we had no idea what "75cm of stacked white cardboard hung from dogs" was since we were supposed to look out for them, needless to say we saw nothing that resembled this and assumed that the affore mentioned dogs had run away. I could have sword Dog in French was "chien" so how could they mistranslate that..? Anyways...)

I did manage to get myself back to France but it wasn't because of cRPG, it was the fact that I had university the next day! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on September 28, 2011, 01:55:05 pm
Welcome back to the guild LordProtektor  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 28, 2011, 02:29:55 pm
Welcome back to the guild LordProtektor  :D

Ah good man.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on September 30, 2011, 12:58:26 pm
I think we could make it more clear in the OP that we are one of the oldest clans around with one of the friendliest reputations.

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 30, 2011, 01:06:44 pm
I think we could make it more clear in the OP that we are one of the oldest clans around with one of the friendliest reputations.

Can you guess what I am going to say to that?
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The first page does need a little bit of updating to be honest.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on September 30, 2011, 02:15:29 pm
And my response to that:
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or not :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on September 30, 2011, 07:11:58 pm
I can't actually work out what that censored F word is... There's not enough letters to have an actual connecting word is it's along the lines of feck...  :|
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 01, 2011, 03:13:01 am
pretty sure, hence of the 4 ****, it's something along of "Flute retarded"  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 01, 2011, 03:36:01 am
Flute retarded is the worst known to mankind.
Flute you fluting fluter!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 01, 2011, 08:51:57 am
oh snaapp  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 03, 2011, 03:26:53 pm
You know just how hard it is for me to bump this thread after such posts.
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 03, 2011, 09:17:28 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 04, 2011, 12:33:43 am
You know just how hard it is for me to bump this thread after such posts.
 :shock:

Flute off, we don't give a flute.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2011, 12:48:38 am
Flute off, we don't give a flute.

U playing BF3?

Forums are hilarious though on BattleLog. Good old ''debate'' with Mericans vs Brits lol.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 04, 2011, 01:39:19 am
U playing BF3?

Forums are hilarious though on BattleLog. Good old ''debate'' with Mericans vs Brits lol.

*Facepalm* I wish people had more common sense than to just wildly run in declaring Brits are better than Yanks and vice versa, who really cares? We've got proper English and better accents, they've got Nukes... =/

I've not played it yet, i've downloaded it but it's really been released at a bad time for me, i've just gone back to uni so I am trying to catch up with where I fell behind last year after my accident as well as doing this years stuff as well! xD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 04, 2011, 01:50:06 am
Eh, Britain has nukes as well? And cool accent. But lots of rain. Flute it!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2011, 03:25:24 am
Yeah but i heard Britland got Longbows of Doom with quivers filled with plasma arrows and IR sights on those Longbows. And the tea is mixed with drugs which all the soldiers drinks.


Dats sum crazy shit!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 04, 2011, 11:50:53 am
The tea has nano bots inside it that enhances our reflexes and judgement skills while fish and chips has some sort of odd chemical that manipulates most southerners vocal chords to give the posh accent.

Scones are our rocks.

Yes we have nukes but if the Lib Dems get into power then we won't, idiots want to scrap Trident so that we're completely dependant on Little Brother America if there is a third world war where the nukes go flying. Although they want to reduce the difficulty in which immigrants can enter the country (despite having 1/4th the landmass of France and more near enough the same amount of people) so that maybe we'll have so many people from different countries, they won't risk shooting on their own people..?

But anyway, if we're attacked from sea, you'll see millions of longbowmen standing on the shores firing outwards, you'll be shocked at what hits you as Berenger said. Once again, the illuminati aren't very good at keeping secrets, you should sack this guy... ;)

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2011, 01:11:48 pm
The tea has nano bots inside it that enhances our reflexes and judgement skills while fish and chips has some sort of odd chemical that manipulates most southerners vocal chords to give the posh accent.

Scones are our rocks.

Yes we have nukes but if the Lib Dems get into power then we won't, idiots want to scrap Trident so that we're completely dependant on Little Brother America if there is a third world war where the nukes go flying. Although they want to reduce the difficulty in which immigrants can enter the country (despite having 1/4th the landmass of France and more near enough the same amount of people) so that maybe we'll have so many people from different countries, they won't risk shooting on their own people..?

But anyway, if we're attacked from sea, you'll see millions of longbowmen standing on the shores firing outwards, you'll be shocked at what hits you as Berenger said. Once again, the illuminati aren't very good at keeping secrets, you should sack this guy... ;)

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I like scones.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 04, 2011, 03:21:51 pm
A good bagel sandwich with salmon.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 04, 2011, 03:40:38 pm
pfff, rugbrød  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 05, 2011, 01:29:21 pm
Snails ? :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 05, 2011, 01:40:26 pm
Snails ? :P

Frog eater!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 05, 2011, 08:05:54 pm
Frog eater!

It's not me ! It jumped on my scone by accident, just when i wanted to take a bite !


Anyway... hum hum... Guards are... hum... looking for awesome traders... and rich people... and some competent soldiers to protect our caravan... and rich sponsors... and some friendly inn where the caravans can rest... and rich fellows.
If you want to join us, take the 7 trials of hells. If you succeed, we'll welcome you. If you fail one, you're doomed. Entrance fee for each trial : 1 000 000gold. A 50% refund for the failed trial. To enlighten you (damn illuminatis), here is an example of the trials.
Trial 1(for all):Change your banner to the Guard's Banner.
...
Trial 4(for cav): Walk from point A to point B without bumping anyone, in less than X seconds.
Trial 4(for archers) : Shoot the horseman down. Don't harm the horse.
Trial 4(for melee) : Survive for 15 hits against Jorm or chamber him or hitslash him or kick him (followed with a clean hit).
...
Trial 6(all) : Kill 5 Guards, in less than 2 rounds.
...
Trial 7(all but ha, one of the 50 trial 7 we have) : Kill TomMyY in a fair duel. Both start on a horse.


If you feel confident with your purse skills, and don't see the need for these trials, buy Bjarky's torch for 10 000 gold. You'll then be granted the right to use the tag and banner, for a mere 10 000gold per week. Enjoy.

If you're not that rich, just send 5 000gold to Bulzur. He'll manage the rest.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 05, 2011, 09:14:07 pm
bribing = great tradition  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on October 06, 2011, 03:35:46 am
Tenne is useless at archery, and should rather try out xbows.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 06, 2011, 12:32:40 pm
Tenne is useless at archery, and should rather try out xbows.

I don't have an admin comments sheet so you had to post here!  8-)
I agree, though, I should despite the sarcasm present in my thread. (Not sure about yours though! D:)

Also, I notice that i'm not a fully fledged admin, no more trial... Where's my bloody cake? You lied to me!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 06, 2011, 03:04:15 pm

Also, I notice that i'm a fully fledged admin, no more trial... Where's my bloody cake? You lied to me!

Gratz !

And... try out xbow it's.. so easy... do an hybrid with 5 PS, and maybe 100wpf in 1h or 2h, and enjoy !
I'll probably be back to archery next gen though... not very thrilling to shoot someone down with an xbow. :S
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 06, 2011, 06:07:20 pm
Gratz !

And... try out xbow it's.. so easy... do an hybrid with 5 PS, and maybe 100wpf in 1h or 2h, and enjoy !
I'll probably be back to archery next gen though... not very thrilling to shoot someone down with an xbow. :S
yesss, finally u gonna come back with the proper bulzur  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on October 06, 2011, 09:45:44 pm
Congratulations Tenne! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 07, 2011, 08:55:36 am
Congratulations Tenne! :)

Why thank you my good man.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 08, 2011, 06:56:54 pm
welcome to the Guild 55eba55tian and elmuri_Krokotiili  :D
somebody give them them some camels  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 08, 2011, 07:28:39 pm
Watch out for CamelScreamers, they scream... at camels :I
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 09, 2011, 02:21:22 am
Welcome to the Guild you two!


Watch out for CamelScreamers, they scream... at camels :I

That's why Camels spit, it's a natural defence against screamers...

*Rips Hardnesse's arms off.*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 09, 2011, 02:26:21 am
stop stealing my hands, I will keep my other hand by kicking it off

/kick off hand
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 09, 2011, 02:31:14 am
Tenne = my idol (except the anti-free speech part  :P)    8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on October 09, 2011, 09:12:14 am
Thanks for the welcomes  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 09, 2011, 11:59:35 am
I never received a Camel  :evil:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 09, 2011, 12:04:37 pm
You have recieved the power of talking too much my friend, be happy about that.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 09, 2011, 12:51:08 pm
I am just gonna take a Camel that talks...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 09, 2011, 04:04:31 pm
Here tristan, u can have the right one  8-)
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 09, 2011, 04:21:28 pm
However, the features caravans and terrain are in

Gratz, I assure that TENNE THE ARM STEALER is celebrating as well.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: karasu on October 09, 2011, 04:44:19 pm
Is it can i be Nord_Guard_boldkorn?  :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 09, 2011, 04:45:26 pm
Is it can i be Nord_Guard_boldkorn?  :oops: :oops:

Knowing the Guild, I would assume they would twist it to Guard_Nord_Boldkorn.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 09, 2011, 05:09:36 pm
Guard_Koldborn, it is known  :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 09, 2011, 05:27:50 pm
Nordic_Guard_BoldKorn would be fine, it has a certain ring to it  8-)

Also, you have free-speech, until it comes to me... Then you don't...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: karasu on October 09, 2011, 05:32:41 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 09, 2011, 06:50:15 pm
BoldKorn...

It sounds more like a thing that crept so far up your ass that you can't get it out... And just won't come out....

Boldkorn...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 09, 2011, 07:00:20 pm
everybody get ready to saddle up your camels, caravans, horse caravans and head to halmar  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 06:55:46 am
Sorry Bjarky. I ate your camel while passing by last time. You gotta walk.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 10, 2011, 06:58:35 am
who says i only got 1 visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 07:44:52 am
Cuz I ate all others on my visits before. :(

Sorry... but... I was hungry. :(
I already ate 5 of Tenne's Camels, too...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 10, 2011, 08:51:09 am
Tenne, start preparing that longbow, we got some nasty parasites  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 10, 2011, 01:46:52 pm
Target practice... I like it...

Gisbert! Jim! Bulzur! Get out here! We've got some nice green targets to shoot!


Strings his fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers, fathers longbow and pulls an arrow from the ground, knocking it and squinting into the distance searching for the targets.

He thinks to himself, it's lucky that we have so many camels otherwise we wouldn't get to shoot people so often...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 02:18:51 pm
I am not so easy to shoot, i fear.
grass an leafs are my friends. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 10, 2011, 03:16:06 pm
Bjarky! Fetch the Sniffer Camels! They won't be able to hide now!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 03:37:49 pm
I ate them, sorry. :(
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 10, 2011, 03:48:53 pm
I ate them, sorry. :(

I highly doubt you ate all of our camels... We do plan for the unexpected, we have the monopoly on camels and I guarantee you, that you can't have eaten them all.
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Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 05:14:55 pm
nah. I left the old camels and the child-camels.

Once I brought Kinngrimm with me... he ate 3 camels at once! :O
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 10, 2011, 06:42:13 pm
Child-camels... Those weren't child-camels... Those were midget-camels, bred especially to leep large distances and destroy anything they come across not wearing a straw hat... My fellow Guardsmen tell me i'm insane, but they'll see! THEY'LL SEE! AHHAHAHAAA!
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 10, 2011, 06:44:26 pm
Thats it, Tennenoth is insane.
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Post by: Niemand on October 10, 2011, 06:56:29 pm
Thats what happens, when you take away the guards camels. :D
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Post by: Tristan on October 10, 2011, 07:52:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 10, 2011, 08:45:30 pm
Child-camels... Those weren't child-camels... Those were midget-camels, bred especially to leep large distances and destroy anything they come across not wearing a straw hat... My fellow Guardsmen tell me i'm insane, but they'll see! THEY'LL SEE! AHHAHAHAAA!
hehe, thats the spirit Tenneh, lets show 'em  :twisted:
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 12:41:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Lmfao that's brilliant! "We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill!", practically sounds like most clans motto's!
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Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 12:49:13 am
Looks like you might have to fight somebody who isn't imaginary, unless you're planning to relocate this round. :)
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 01:45:18 am
Looks like you might have to fight somebody who isn't imaginary, unless you're planning to relocate this round. :)

Come again..?
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Post by: Tristan on October 11, 2011, 01:52:33 pm
Looks like you might have to fight somebody who isn't imaginary, unless you're planning to relocate this round. :)

We're the Caravan Guild. We live on the road!
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Post by: Niemand on October 11, 2011, 03:11:35 pm
With Newspapers as blankets? ^^
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Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 03:13:19 pm
Come again..?

I see you figured it out yourself. Best of luck! :wink:
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 03:14:00 pm
I see you figured it out yourself. Best of luck! :wink:

GK... It's quite silly of them to think that after so much dedication to that area that they could "claim it first". Makes me laugh.

And besides, when did anyone honour claims..?
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Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 03:18:07 pm
Well, seeing how as you obviously didn't know anything about this, I'd say it looks like they fully expect to just kick you out. Better string up that bow, war's on the wind! :P
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 03:24:42 pm
Well, seeing how as you obviously didn't know anything about this, I'd say it looks like they fully expect to just kick you out. Better string up that bow, war's on the wind! :P

It's sad that due to our persona of neutrality and our general acceptance of things and "how they are" makes us seem like a weak target. I've nothing against GK but I honestly didn't think an all cavalry clan could be effective enough to think that they had a chance within strategus... We shall see apparently, but don't expect great things to happen.

P.S. I didn't know because i'm taking a back seat this time round, i've been headbutt head on by university and so Lansamur, Fear & Geranigus will be taking more of a lead while Moribund will continue to be our Burgermeister.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 03:35:55 pm
I've nothing against GK but I honestly didn't think an all cavalry clan could be effective enough to think that they had a chance within strategus...

That's a bit short-sighted. The fact that all GK play cav doesn't mean only cav will play in GK battles. You should be ready for a proper fight.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 03:38:17 pm
That's a bit short-sighted. The fact that all GK play cav doesn't mean only cav will play in GK battles. You should be ready for a proper fight.

Oh no, you misunderstand. Of course they're able to hire in foot mercenaries and such like but they're main focus has always been on a horse. That to me suggests that their main skills will be in open battles and such like therefore giving an all rounder clan such as the Caravan Guild an advantage in tactics despite having a relatively lax view of military prowess, should this alleged war happen.

The want to take a backseat in their own battles is always a negative I find because you're leaving the fate of your own troops and equipment in the hands of someone else who might not be as skilled as they claim. They're your fall guy so to speak but that won't help you win anything.
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Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 03:39:11 pm
I guess we'll see how it goes. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 03:41:17 pm
I guess we'll see how it goes. :)

Okin doesn't want to talk to me anymore :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: okiN on October 11, 2011, 03:43:41 pm
Well, there's not much left to talk about. Maybe you can make a deal with them, but land is pretty scarce. If it ends in blood, time will tell the victor, and I'm sure there will be some nice battles along the way! I'll be keeping an eye on the situation as a curious but neutral observer.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 03:49:49 pm
Well, there's not much left to talk about. Maybe you can make a deal with them, but land is pretty scarce. If it ends in blood, time will tell the victor, and I'm sure there will be some nice battles along the way! I'll be keeping an eye on the situation as a curious but neutral observer.

I doubt anything will come of this to begin with so you'll be a curious but disappointed observer methinks! :P
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Post by: Tristan on October 11, 2011, 03:53:44 pm
I wan't to say something wise.
But I can't.

I lost my wisdom.

Oh noes!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 04:07:59 pm
I wan't to say something wise.
But I can't.

I lost my wisdom.

Oh noes!

Now who shall we turn to in times of need?!
Who will we call when we need a witty one liner?!
Now how shall we combat our enemies with hidden slander?!

Oh why oh why lord have you shunned us this way! We have lost our spark, our flair, our soul...

Aemaelius, you will not be forgotten... You will be avenged...
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Post by: Tristan on October 11, 2011, 07:26:40 pm
Delted
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 08:10:18 pm
Delted

The irony isn't lost on me here!
We shall revive you!
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Post by: Bjarky on October 11, 2011, 08:11:35 pm
was still a nice RP story  :o
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 08:18:06 pm
was still a nice RP story  :o

If a little surreal! :P

Edit: I should probably stop posting every other post...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 11, 2011, 08:22:23 pm
no we need 100 pages, go Tenneeeeh  :P
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 11, 2011, 08:23:47 pm
C-c-combbooooo breaker!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 08:50:00 pm
C-c-combbooooo breaker!

*Tennenoth shatters into a thousand shards of glass with a shrill scream that pierces the night air before clattering to the ground and turning to dust*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 11, 2011, 09:10:07 pm
I'm gonna make another quite exquisite story.
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Post by: Bjarky on October 11, 2011, 09:23:57 pm
*Tennenoth shatters into a thousand shards of glass with a shrill scream that pierces the night air before clattering to the ground and turning to dust*
*the dust turns into a silver fluid, starts recollecting and wobbles up into a fluid pile just to form anew into a blob that slowly grows upwards into the air, the blob slowly gets more distinct and detailed, a strawhat pops up at the top, slowly limbs form...*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 11, 2011, 10:02:18 pm
*the dust turns into a silver fluid, starts recollecting and wobbles up into a fluid pile just to form anew into a blob that slowly grows upwards into the air, the blob slowly gets more distinct and detailed, a strawhat pops up at the top, slowly limbs form...*

*The limbs sprout hands and from the hands sprouts a shoot that starts winding it's way it's way up and down, slowly changing from a liquid shimmer to a solid, polished wood. The figures face starts to define, a raised left eyebrow and a emotionless mouth appears before it splutters and coughs...*

Goddamnit I hate it when that happens... Generation 12 now... Baaah! I said I wouldn't retire!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 11, 2011, 10:15:08 pm
First Book of Beta:

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,18097.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 13, 2011, 08:17:12 pm
You know what this is.
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Post by: Lansamur on October 13, 2011, 09:47:30 pm
BOOOOOOOORRRIIIIING!
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Post by: Tristan on October 13, 2011, 09:54:08 pm
No u.
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Post by: Bjarky on October 13, 2011, 10:08:22 pm
Lansamur no read, Lansamur feel with gut (NEIN!)
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Post by: Tristan on October 13, 2011, 10:40:40 pm
Lansamour can't read.  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 13, 2011, 10:43:19 pm
Lansamur and me no speakie enlsigh!
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Post by: Lansamur on October 13, 2011, 11:22:59 pm
Was?
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 14, 2011, 01:03:08 am
ist
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Post by: Bjarky on October 14, 2011, 01:40:45 am
dein
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Post by: Lansamur on October 14, 2011, 08:32:06 am
Problem?
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 14, 2011, 05:13:57 pm
Ohne dich?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 14, 2011, 05:51:08 pm
Mit mich?
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Post by: Lansamur on October 15, 2011, 12:07:09 pm
Scheiße.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 15, 2011, 02:51:11 pm
German Scheisse pron?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 15, 2011, 07:44:53 pm
something got derailed here  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 15, 2011, 08:32:57 pm
Yes the ''German Scheisse porn'' got derailed!
It's now whipped cream porn ):<
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 16, 2011, 04:19:25 pm
I didn't know i was that talented.
Every hour, i manage to "craft" beautiful paintings. I'm so good.
Only strange thing is... i don't know what to do with them... Since i'm homeless, and can't hook them on random houses.
We need a fief where i can store my beautiful paintings ! In 400 years, they'll be priceless !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 16, 2011, 04:25:42 pm
bah, you sell them, profit = Armagan's law and the donkey prophesy :idea:
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Post by: Bulzur on October 16, 2011, 04:36:39 pm
bah, you sell them, profit = Armagan's law and the equus africanus asinus prophesy :idea:

You think i'll let some unknown people touch my delicate paintings ?!
They're mine ! My Precious ! No one will ever touch them, no one, you hear me !


But they're a bit heavy, so i'd like to store them somewhere.
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Post by: Bjarky on October 16, 2011, 04:40:47 pm
then let me store them for u, i promise to handle them with care :idea:
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Post by: UlkOgan on October 16, 2011, 06:54:28 pm
Paintings? I'm only able to craft music instruments!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 16, 2011, 07:19:34 pm
Paintings? I'm only able to craft music instruments!

Velvet -.-'
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 16, 2011, 07:41:50 pm
somebody care for some Rock Salt? goes great with soup or is an great supplementary to your camels, horses or other stocks  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 16, 2011, 09:13:21 pm
somebody care for some Rock Salt? goes great with soup or is an great supplementary to your camels, horses or other stocks  :D

Yeah... Dry up the camels water supply... Isn't that more of a competition killer than something to feed to our own camels 0.o
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Post by: Bjarky on October 16, 2011, 09:21:27 pm
no they need their NaCl or else they get problems, u just add a little to the food or let a salt stone lay close bye, they lick as much as they need themselves ;)
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 16, 2011, 09:23:37 pm
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Our base is under a salt! D:
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Post by: Bjarky on October 16, 2011, 10:04:11 pm
 :shock:
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Post by: Bulzur on October 17, 2011, 12:20:26 am
 :shock: :shock:

Mayday, mayday, we lost Tenne. I repeat, we lost Tenne.
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 17, 2011, 01:48:52 am
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Post by: Bjarky on October 17, 2011, 02:53:54 am
*weeeoooo weeeoooo weeeoooo weeeoooo*
step aside people, help is under way  :idea:
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Post by: Tristan on October 18, 2011, 07:15:11 pm
So Internal Guard competition.

Who can assemble most gold through trading in 10 days?
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Post by: Bjarky on October 18, 2011, 07:25:19 pm
bad timing, i'm amidst my prosperity map mission  :shock:
but do it, could be fun, i'll enter later on then  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 21, 2011, 12:32:00 am
Bit absent cause of interesting project on rapid prototyping.

I'll make up for that next week, since it's.... holidays !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 21, 2011, 12:38:54 am
Bit absent cause of interesting project on rapid prototyping.

I'll make up for that next week, since it's.... holidays !

Why doesn't my University have a half term? Bloody British education system...
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Post by: Tristan on October 21, 2011, 04:59:49 pm
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 21, 2011, 06:22:07 pm
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No! They stole my voice!  :evil:
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Post by: Bjarky on October 21, 2011, 08:25:07 pm
Bit absent cause of interesting project on rapid prototyping.

I'll make up for that next week, since it's.... holidays !
GL with it mate.  8-)
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 22, 2011, 07:54:14 pm
Bamp.


(Now pay me  :oops:)
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 24, 2011, 10:32:51 pm
Come on thread, back to the top with you!
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 25, 2011, 12:29:42 am
Bump my clan topic dammit!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on October 25, 2011, 12:32:11 am
your clan topic?
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 25, 2011, 12:36:34 am
Yes casimir, I've taken it... ITS ALL MINE ARRR ARRR ARRR.

All these months, I've undermined your authority, Order 66 up yo' ass!
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Post by: Casimir on October 25, 2011, 12:40:11 am
dont make me modify the post so that your name and rank are removed from all records of our existence
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Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 25, 2011, 12:57:52 am
You win this time mr. Casimir, I by mistake inniciated Order 69, lets not mention what happened.
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 25, 2011, 03:24:12 am
 :shock:
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Post by: Bjarky on October 25, 2011, 09:12:59 am
mutiny failed  :?

btw. welcome to the guild, Cobo  :D
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 26, 2011, 02:04:32 am
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Post by: Bjarky on October 26, 2011, 02:18:28 am
no, you are still here  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 26, 2011, 03:56:41 pm
Be quiet and get back to work you rat!
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Post by: karasu on October 26, 2011, 05:37:58 pm
Be quiet and get back to work you rat!

Don't worry, you'll always have my support against this oppression from such a "unfashionable" leader. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 26, 2011, 06:35:35 pm
Don't worry, you'll always have my support against this oppression from such a "unfashionable" leader. :rolleyes:

What sort of support ?
You're gonna help me when i'll try to overtake him ? I need moar followers, for the best "coup d'état" evar !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 26, 2011, 09:21:36 pm
he is sooo meeeeannn   :cry:
pls save us bulzur  :oops:
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Post by: Tennenoth on October 26, 2011, 11:21:36 pm
Open talks of mutiny?! How dare you!

I am supported by more than 2 people within the clan whether willingly or not! You'll never take me down! Muahaha!
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Post by: Gurnisson on October 26, 2011, 11:23:26 pm
I am supported by more than 2 people within the clan whether willingly or not! You'll never take me down! Muahaha!

You have my axe!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 26, 2011, 11:28:02 pm
Wow this is like a good game of Junta.

Tenne you'll get the presidency if I become the secret police and 5 mil in the bank :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on October 27, 2011, 12:37:05 am
I'll prop up this oppressive regime!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 27, 2011, 01:06:28 am
You have my axe!

Gurnisson, i'll offer the "Grand Commander of the Elite Forces of Suppression" 's place if you lend that one to me instead. You know you've always wanted that.



Casimir, i'll make our realm follow your Pope, so you'll have even more adepts. And young adepts.


Tristan, i offer you Tenne's straw hat. And of course the "Chief of the Secret Police" job.


Bjarky, i'll make you officially the Minister of the Economy. Of course, we'll also raise a bit the taxes.


Come on, let's do this ! To arms ! To arms !


Tenne's reign of tyranny as come to a term, let mine begin ! our Democracy prevail.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 01:09:09 am
Gurnisson, i'll offer the "Grand Commander of the Elite Forces of Suppression" 's place if you lend that one to me instead. You know you've always wanted that.



Casimir, i'll make our realm follow your Pope, so you'll have even more adepts. And young adepts.


Tristan, i offer you Tenne's straw hat. And of course the "Chief of the Secret Police" job.


Bjarky, i'll make you officially the Minister of the Economy. Of course, we'll also raise a bit the taxes.


Come on, let's do this ! To arms ! To arms !


Tenne's reign of tyranny as come to a term, let mine begin ! our Democracy prevail.

People are leaving the castle mi'lord!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 27, 2011, 01:13:13 am
People are leaving the castle mi'lord!


Good job opening the gate H4rdn3ssKill3r.
Here is your 100 gold, as requested. And you'll be the "Minister of Education", as bargained.


Mouhahaha ! Everything is running smoothly. Beware, Tenne the Tyran, your reign will end ! And winter is coming !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 01:16:28 am
And you'll be the "Minister of Education", as bargained.
I can't be, Wood needed!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 27, 2011, 01:27:28 am
The regime is strong and growing, the backing of the mighty Gurnisson and the dashingly handsome rogue known only as Casimir can only increase our strength in holding this!

And raising the taxes above what I already charge? Insanity! Who would want to live under that? No matter! Thanks to Bulzur, your "great saviour", the taxes will be increased by another 10%!

You offered Tristan my straw hat? Which one? You're obviously not the one sleeping with my chamber maid then.
I will hold onto the offer of secret police from Tristan since his loyalties are clouded at this point.

Now for this Hardness fellow, hand me my bow and arrows, I am in need of some target practice... He couldn't teach a fish to swim!

There's two types of people who live in this world... So ask yourself which type are you?
The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 27, 2011, 02:19:29 am
There's two types of people who live in this world... So ask yourself which type are you?
The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...
Bjarky lets his mind wander: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVSoJ1F0eQ
Suddenly from the side of his right chin! SMACK!! An arrowpoint hits his face, he falls to the ground and as one of the last images pass his sight, he glimpses on the horisont a man with an evil mean grin...
There he stands!! Tennaah the Supressor! :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 27, 2011, 11:57:09 am
And raising the taxes above what I already charge? Insanity! Who would want to live under that? No matter! Thanks to Bulzur, your "great saviour", the taxes will be increased by another 10%!


There's two types of people who live in this world... So ask yourself which type are you?
The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...

Great, with this declaration, peasants will rally us. I offered them -50% on the main taxes.
They don't have to know that we'll add at least 5 other sorts of taxes to make up for that. xD

And... I'm the third type of people. The one who tells others what to do, in order to receive the power i deserved ! I didn't know you were the type to make others dreams come true, it feels wrong. :S But please feel free to make my dreams come true.

(click to show/hide)


Bjarky lets his mind wander: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVSoJ1F0eQ
Suddenly from the side of his right chin! SMACK!! An arrowpoint hits his face, he falls to the ground and as one of the last images pass his sight, he glimpses on the horisont a man with an evil mean grin...
There he stands!! Tennaah the Supressor! :shock:



Noes !!! He shot Bjarky's clone ! How dare him ! It's war, war ! Bring me the dedicated  12/30 shielder, and tell him to start marching towards Tenne.
You won't be able to run away this time !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 27, 2011, 12:22:02 pm
As I said, thanks to Bulzur, the taxes will be increased by 10%, I didn't say it was I who would increase them.

Nothing will change, I offer stability and good trade among the nations while you offer destruction of a stable system that works perfectly well. Their freedom isn't worth their deaths.
My army of Tenne-clones stands strong by the gates of our kingdom, the arrows will fly and despite our apparent inability to fire directly at our targets while defending or attacking castles, we will still be victorious if you dare go through with your threats of war.

Tenne adjusts his straw hat to shadow more of his eyes

Your insanity will condemn you and your followers to death, don't make this mistake Bulzur. Blood shall be shed if you do not desist in your efforts to overthrow me. All the peasants are fed, they keep the money they earn, they have houses to live in and they and guarded throughout the day and night. They are free in that respect, they are no slaves of mine, they are mere pawns that I control, they know their place and I know mine. They just don't run away, complain or generally make themselves heard and it's all fine.

He draws another arrow from his quiver and knocks it in his bow. Looking for the next person to try and defy him with talks of treason.

If you want to change your life I think you should know, then continue the way you are heading for it will end shortly enough.

Turns and looses the arrow towards a target.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 27, 2011, 01:04:02 pm
My army of Tenne-clones stands strong by the gates of our kingdom

He ! He ! He ! If only he knew who he had hired as a Tenne clone.
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 03:18:58 pm
We have lost control of a gatehouse, my Lord!
The enemy is burning our castle!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 27, 2011, 03:59:21 pm
Seeing the situation a political unstable and volatile, Tristan dons a dark cloak and disapears in the chaos of night.
I'll be back when we have a clear winner, making sure my backstabp will ensure the already winning side the final victory.

Muhahahaha....
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 04:06:58 pm
I take a sword out of my sheath and say ''Tristan you cud scolded unhounarble god scourge, you will now leave this place, now fight me, ANGAR!''

I do a left faint and a stab heading towards Tristans heart.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 27, 2011, 05:44:39 pm
He ! He ! He ! If only he knew who he had hired as a Tenne clone.
 :mrgreen:

Hired..? What do you think this is? They're clones for a reason... Silly Bulzur, you fight against me without knowing exactly what you are fighting! How does that incur an increase your chances of success? Dear lord I am starting to feel pity for your followers!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 05:52:04 pm
Hired..? What do you think this is? They're clones for a reason... Silly Bulzur, you fight against me without knowing exactly what you are fighting! How does that incur an increase your chances of success? Dear lord I am starting to feel pity for your followers!

But as I'm heading for tristan, I suddenly turn and head for tenne, with a ironheart and a steel will I go as fast as a cheetah and strikes tenne.

YOU JUST GOT POWERGAMED BITCH HAHAHHA!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 27, 2011, 06:06:00 pm
Wonders how the hell Hardness managed to teleport to him and realises that Hardness must be attacking a clone stationed outside.

I hope you clear the mess up once you're done, I really don't want the blood to stain the walls...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 09:11:18 pm
Scream in the air, "I WILL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO HUNT YOU TENNENOTH, THE SLAYER OF PEASANTS, THE PIMP OF WENCHES, THE LUBRICANT OF LONGBOWS! I WILL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO HUNT YOU DOWN, MAY THE LORD STRIKE THEE DOWN IN RIGHTOUS FURY!"

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on October 27, 2011, 09:16:08 pm
Bullshit.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 27, 2011, 09:35:06 pm
Bullshit.
Ban imo.

Go talk in a OCC channel if you want to say that!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on October 27, 2011, 11:22:43 pm
OC California yourself!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 27, 2011, 11:44:44 pm
OC California yourself!

Oh hell naw!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 27, 2011, 11:46:23 pm
Lansamur you bully; let the kids play!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 28, 2011, 12:05:04 am
Exactly, it's been a while since our topic was on the top3 for two all days in a row !

It's all thanks to this serious joking putch.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on October 28, 2011, 12:38:39 am
Bjarky'son: "My father was serious!"  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 28, 2011, 10:02:19 am
Anyway, back to the action!

Points to three of his men

You three! Get your arses over there and make sure that no one disturbs this meeting. It is imperative that no one screw with us today so that we can finish our plans to finish with these rebels once and for all. If this plan goes through, then no one will mess with my regime again!

Grinning he heads into the planning hall and closes the doors behind him.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on October 28, 2011, 12:11:14 pm
Casimir eats some bread
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 28, 2011, 02:49:29 pm
Load of bloody good you are...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on October 28, 2011, 03:24:18 pm
Casimir raises an eyebrow at tennenoth

Give it time sweet prince, give it time.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 28, 2011, 03:26:42 pm
Saved by the bell, Tristan disapears. With Tenne and his clone warriors supported by the gluttony and madness of the Templars he cannot return until he has a better plan.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 28, 2011, 03:31:12 pm
You can't beat us Tennenoth, God is on our side!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 28, 2011, 03:49:16 pm
(click to show/hide)

Bulzur-The-One-And-Only-True-Ruler had his followers prepare the camp. Well hidden inside the nearest forest (since at this moment, his forces were still outnumbered by Tenne-The-Oppressor's clone army), having sentinels in most of the trees keeping watch, the Savior's troops were playing dice, and talking about the recent skirmish in wich, following the one and only survivor, they had killed at least twenty four clones, loosing eleven out of the twelve scout party.


Oh... i wish i was already inside this castle. Nights in the forest are unworthy of my rank. ............. Okay, it's time to get the news.

Hey, you ! Tell the second in command i'm out, and to not do anything stupid while i'm not here.

Walking to the edge of the forest, as every night, Bulzur was wondering about the next step of his godlike plan. As usual, he sat near the big Oak tree, and imitated an owl, three times. Ten seconds past, and a soaring arrow flew straight to the tree, barely hitting it.

One day, i'll have to teach that guy how to use his bow... else i'll soon have to look in the bushes for his next arrow, he mumbles to himself.

He reaches for the arrow, takes it out of the tree, and unwrap the message fixed on it. He then start reading it, while heading back to the camp.


Oh, oh. Good news. We'll be able to intercept another of his searching parties. If only he knew we had a trusty man in the place.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on October 28, 2011, 03:53:21 pm
I still call Bullshit. Since when are we RPers? Leave that to Templols.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on October 28, 2011, 03:57:10 pm
Since when did this have anything to do with the Guards?

I call school-yard bully on ya. Let us kids play!

Lan-sauer-mur
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 28, 2011, 06:42:24 pm
During the meeting Tenne makes sure that everyone has heard the plan. After losing several clones near the woods due to some posting errors made by a subordinate, clones are stupid afterall, Tenne makes sure that they are within the walls this time.

Do I have to do everything myself?! What fool sent them to stand outside the walls? Bah!

Moving on from his errors and thanking the rebels for helping with natural selection, he continued on with his talks with traders and leaders from other areas making sure that his trade routes were still active and guarded nicely.

Satisfied that everything was in order, his economy still going strongly he set about information on Bulzur and his false claims.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Keshian on October 28, 2011, 07:06:56 pm
Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 28, 2011, 07:43:57 pm
Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.


It's too dangerous out there. I can't go, people will steal my precious gold. :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 28, 2011, 07:49:07 pm
Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.
Hey, They can't go and caravan if they are getting attacked... From the inside  :twisted:
Bulzur, assemble the *secret* Army, bout time we get the show in the road
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 28, 2011, 08:06:18 pm
Hey, They can't go and caravan if they are getting attacked... From the inside  :twisted:
Bulzur, assemble the *secret* Army, bout time we get the show in the road

Schhhh ! It's not an army, it's a whore party. You know, the kind that follows real army, and offering their services, for some shiny gold. Wich soldier didn't want to get it before facing his, maybe, final battle.

So instead of reading 346 soldiers, you should read : 340 bodysellers, 5 supervisers and Bulzur.

Of course, i guarantee the finest goods, since, of course, i've tested and approved each of them.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 29, 2011, 03:10:32 am
Schhhh ! It's not an army, it's a whore party. You know, the kind that follows real army, and offering their services, for some shiny gold. Wich soldier didn't want to get it before facing his, maybe, final battle.

So instead of reading 346 soldiers, you should read : 340 bodysellers, 5 supervisers and Bulzur.

Of course, i guarantee the finest goods, since, of course, i've tested and approved each of them.
Yes... There swords I mean Devices that they use to make you happy (giggity) are very sharp and pointy.
And the bows I mean things that they launch stuff out of, is very accurate, so come Tennenoth to the Marvelous body sellers of Ruzlub!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on October 29, 2011, 04:50:57 pm
Back to the curb with you cur!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on October 29, 2011, 06:35:27 pm
Casimir sips at his goblet of wine
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on October 30, 2011, 12:39:06 am
Casimir sips at his goblet of wine
That was a pretty big meal you had there!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on October 30, 2011, 12:12:30 pm
Casimir sips at his goblet of wine

Is that from Tenne's cave, or did you bring along your own bottle ?

That's one of the reason i want this castle, there's a damn well-filed cave there.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 01, 2011, 10:29:40 am
Psssh, at this rate, no one will overthrow me so my alco-caves are safe.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on November 01, 2011, 01:36:59 pm
You had clones! What can one do against clones?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 01, 2011, 10:36:21 pm
Yeah, that's cheating !

As fair and honorable beings, i ask thee a duel, whose outcome will decide the true victor and ruler of these lands ! You can arrange the meeting place and the spectator, for i will be there, for sure ! You can also choose the type of weapon, since it's the defendant's choice.

It's your last days of reign, so use them wisely !  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 01, 2011, 10:55:58 pm
So what you're suggesting is testing our skills against each other..? Where is the fun in that? You know the outcome as well as I do!

Spice things up a bit by going hunting, we're both skilled archers, see how many peasants we can shoot before the time runs out or something... What do you say to that?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 01, 2011, 11:48:22 pm
So what you're suggesting is testing our skills against each other..? Where is the fun in that? You know the outcome as well as I do!

I probably knew it before. But i'm pretty sure things have changed by now. In your favor, of course.

Spice things up a bit by going hunting, we're both skilled archers, see how many peasants we can shoot before the time runs out or something... What do you say to that?

Poor peasants. It's too bad we don't have any birds to sacrifice for this... but meh... peasants will have to do. Clone peasants, of course. We don't want to hinder the land's economy with our little game, do we ?
Headshot kill counts as 2, normal kill is 1, and we'll all use the same bow (the tatar ?) and arrows (normal arrows ?). Of course, the looser will have to swear an oath of fidelity to the winner, so that our land doesn't loose any "relatively good" guards.^^


In the meantime, i'll send all the peasants who joined me back to their farms, to start harvesting for the future feast.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 02, 2011, 09:06:50 am
Oh so now we have to hit the peasants more than once to kill them? With a bow you're more suited to..?

I don't get this. Why would I agree to such a biased fight eh?

Think it through Bulzur! All weapons free, i'll have my clones drop off arrows as you wish so you won't run out during the time limit so alls fair.

That sounds a little more fair to me.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 02, 2011, 12:07:53 pm
Casimir rounds up heretical peasants, and eats a sweet-roll
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 02, 2011, 12:12:38 pm
Bjarky looks with concern at Casimir as his belly is getting bigger and bigger every day...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 02, 2011, 01:50:58 pm
At least we finally have a use for the Plate Armour!

But none the less, thank you Casimir, you're speeding this competition up no end. We shall snipe some peasants before the year is out!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 02, 2011, 05:05:46 pm
AS you wish Tenne.

If it's heretics peasants, then it's all fine.
We should of course established a little entry fee for all the commoners who'd like to watch the heretics slaughter.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 03, 2011, 07:41:27 pm
You wont shoot at peasants. Theyre under my care. And I dont care what they believe in, as long as the leaders of that religion are fair.

Solbless.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 04, 2011, 04:18:34 am
Casimir watches as his Templar guard kick niemand into the cage with his fellow heretics.

Such a waste of my time, purging these heretics.

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 04, 2011, 11:06:36 am
Excellent, I think we're about ready here!

10 Points for hitting the Holy Coconut!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bredeus on November 04, 2011, 12:48:17 pm
That templar guard was my finest rapist, Templar Lerva the Papal Guard, words of sympathy for your ass Niemand ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 04, 2011, 01:12:49 pm
Lawl. Banned from Nditions teamspeak for 7 days by Templar_Tommyyy, epic  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bredeus on November 04, 2011, 01:27:57 pm
Lawl. Banned from Nditions teamspeak for 7 days by Templar_Tommyyy, epic  8-)
check the spelling Tenne, it was ToMmYyy or the impostor ninja assasin
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 04, 2011, 01:29:06 pm
check the spelling Tenne, it was ToMmYyy or the impostor ninja assasin

The spelling is correct... It's the capitalisation that is wrong... Foolish Templars, don't even understand English let alone finances! Pshht!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 05, 2011, 10:38:15 am
Casimir watches as his Templar guard kick niemand into the cage with his fellow heretics.

Such a waste of my time, purging these heretics.

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine.
Power-Emotes? I dont react on them, since they are against the rules of RolePlaying, sorry. ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 05, 2011, 03:53:30 pm
Different rules ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 06, 2011, 02:43:50 pm
Do nut wurk on me!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 06, 2011, 04:00:23 pm
Random peasants counts for one point, Niemand counts for 5.
Let's do this already, Tenne.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 06, 2011, 06:09:57 pm
Casimir? Do we have enough peasants yet?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 06, 2011, 06:39:23 pm
Tennenupfrrrrrt!

Random peasants counts for one point, Niemand counts for 5.
Let's do this already, Tenne.
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss! I am wurth sumthn! \o/
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 06, 2011, 06:40:13 pm
Tennenupfrrrrrt!
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss! I am wurth sumthn! \o/

Get back in cage you!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 06, 2011, 07:09:25 pm
Casimir hands over the keys to the cage to tenne

Enjoy your sport.

Casimir drains his goblet of wine and proceeds to search for another
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 06, 2011, 08:25:16 pm
Und sperrt man mich ein
im finsteren Kerker,
das alles sind rein
vergebliche Werke.
Denn meine Gedanken
zerreissen die Schranken
und Mauern entzwei:
Die Gedanken sind frei!


Casiburrrrrps!
Tennenupfrrrrrrt!
:D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 06, 2011, 10:24:13 pm
Wonders what he can make Casimir do when he'll be drunk. Hopes the wine reserve will survive. Tries, unsuccesfully, to bribe the judge.

Okay, i'm ready, let's do this. And remember, Niemand is like the snitch, once he's down, it's over.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 07, 2011, 12:34:24 am
Und sperrt man mich ein
im finsteren Kerker,
das alles sind rein
vergebliche Werke.
Denn meine Gedanken
zerreissen die Schranken
und Mauern entzwei:
Die Gedanken sind frei!


Casiburrrrrps!
Tennenupfrrrrrrt!
:D

(click to show/hide)

Your thoughts may be free,
but your physical frame is not;
You'll just fear me,
Or I'll leave you in there to rot.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 07, 2011, 01:46:06 am
You forget one thing, my dear Islandman: This is teh internetz. If you try to lock me I just fall into pixelz and bytes and 0s and 1s and grow together somewhere else. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 07, 2011, 03:04:03 am
You forget one thing, my dear Islandman: This is teh internetz. If you try to lock me I just fall into pixelz and bytes and 0s and 1s and grow together somewhere else. :D

Of course you could... But you won't...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 07, 2011, 03:06:13 am
no neimand that's against the rp rules!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 07, 2011, 08:15:00 am
not against mine. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 08, 2011, 12:19:53 am
I'll be delighted to find all the 0s and 1s of your former self Niemand, and put them back up. In a different way. My creativity has no born. Of course, we'd have to lock you up again, cause... you'll be horrible. Worse than before ! Unbelievable, hey ?

Yeah, you know what that means :

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 08, 2011, 12:46:31 am
Bulzur... You're missing a leg still... Let me complete the work!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on November 08, 2011, 12:47:48 am
Tenne tomorrow at 19.17.

Be there or be square.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 08, 2011, 01:04:20 am
I may be out... That's not a jump out, and also I think you mean 18:32 but i'm sure you'll be fine, some bandits i've never even heard of will be useless against us...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 08, 2011, 08:35:55 pm
Here, got some boring pics, forgot to take more ^^
Caravan has been guarded, good job guys  :D
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 08, 2011, 09:10:41 pm
You can't stop the Caravan !

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Braeden on November 09, 2011, 07:59:28 am
Hi Guard
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 09, 2011, 01:50:52 pm
Hello old friend  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 09, 2011, 01:59:11 pm
Hi Guard

Hello mysterious man.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on November 09, 2011, 03:34:04 pm
i'll bring my own bow. This was terrible. :(

Hey. Your K/D was one of the best, hence our eq wans't much better than your bow.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 10, 2011, 05:14:23 pm
Hey.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 10, 2011, 06:13:07 pm
wich battle?
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 10, 2011, 07:33:24 pm
Haha the GK one earlier this afternoon, practically jumped on an escapee who hit him over the head with a sword! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 10, 2011, 08:59:51 pm
Poor Bulzur  :D
I think GK will ask for compensation on that ticket  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on November 10, 2011, 09:01:11 pm
It was pretty hilarious I am told :P Dont worry Bulzur we got the ticket back anyways ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 10, 2011, 11:20:26 pm
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AAAAWWWWWWWWWW! this is soooo cuuute! <3
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 11, 2011, 10:32:29 am
It was pretty hilarious I am told :P Dont worry Bulzur we got the ticket back anyways ;)

I think both sides were expecting a reasonable fight but by the time we even wandered across the hill, they'd already started to flake out and run around like headless chickens, rather disapointing in terms of fighting and I didn't even get to use that Langes Messer that I was allowed to have! :(

Ah well "congratulations on your astonishing victory" none the less! ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 11, 2011, 03:47:01 pm
It was pretty hilarious I am told :P Dont worry Bulzur we got the ticket back anyways ;)


How dare you find my death funny ! How dare all of you trampled my poor body, which lost all function after receiving two scythe's hits in the head...

Tenne, i'll have your head next.  :twisted: Where is that damn peasant shoot down, so that i can win and lock you up a few days before returning to normal cooperation.


I'm going to isolate myself this all evening, me, 12 friends, and 24 bottles of all sort of alcohol. I'll be better tomorrow. But next fight, i'll be sure to compensate for that unhonorable death ! I'm proud to be, usually, a good mercenary, a good guard (who knows first how to guard his own life^^) and i'll live to thoses expectations !

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 11, 2011, 08:55:12 pm
AAAAWWWWWWWWWW! this is soooo cuuute! <3
hehe, yeah nice gibba rana from tha internetz ^^

btw. welcome to the Guild, SI love youong  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 12, 2011, 03:13:08 am
hehe, yeah nice gibba rana from tha internetz ^^

btw. welcome to the Guild, SI love youong  :D

Indeed! Welcome to the clan mate, it's good to have you with us! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 02:26:00 am
Bump +

Just been watching "Deren Brown: The Experiments - Assassin", he put some guy into a "marksman mode" when he touches his forhead and picks up a gun and shoots with seriously improved accuracy, i.e. He hits the bullseye and his groupings are within 2 inches rather than 10.

Just wondering if it would be possible to have something like that for gaming lol. Try and put yourself into a state where you can just "block forever" or "aim with ridiculous accuracy", just seems interesting that people can do these things just because they're suggestive...

Always like Deren Brown's stuff, it's always been something that makes me think "how the feck" and sit there trying to work it out for the next 20 minutes.

Not sure how widespread Deren Brown actually is but if anyone has the chance to watch his stuff then I think it would be good, also if anyone is a hynotist and could create one of these "marksman modes" for me, that would great! ;) lol

The whole point of that one was to try and get someone to shoot Steven Fry... It's rather unnerving that this could be done! :S
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2011, 03:17:44 am
Bump +

Just been watching "Deren Brown: The Experiments - Assassin", he put some guy into a "marksman mode" when he touches his forhead and picks up a gun and shoots with seriously improved accuracy, i.e. He hits the bullseye and his groupings are within 2 inches rather than 10.

Just wondering if it would be possible to have something like that for gaming lol. Try and put yourself into a state where you can just "block forever" or "aim with ridiculous accuracy", just seems interesting that people can do these things just because they're suggestive...

Always like Deren Brown's stuff, it's always been something that makes me think "how the feck" and sit there trying to work it out for the next 20 minutes.

Not sure how widespread Deren Brown actually is but if anyone has the chance to watch his stuff then I think it would be good, also if anyone is a hynotist and could create one of these "marksman modes" for me, that would great! ;) lol

The whole point of that one was to try and get someone to shoot Steven Fry... It's rather unnerving that this could be done! :S

Are you suggesting it's possible to become Chuck Norris by getting hypnotized?! Give me 1 treatment now!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SchokoSchaf on November 13, 2011, 04:53:42 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 05:30:06 pm
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Probably a perfect representation of the leadership in real life!  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 13, 2011, 05:36:06 pm
I like Tennenoth...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 05:37:51 pm
I like Tennenoth...

I'm not sure how to take this..?

What is this in aid of?
What do you want from me?
How do you mean this?
Should I take offence?
I know you're NA but are you being sarcastic?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SchokoSchaf on November 13, 2011, 05:41:16 pm
I'm not sure how to take this..?

What is this in aid of?
What do you want from me?
How do you mean this?
Should I take offence?
I know you're NA but are you being sarcastic?

 :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 13, 2011, 05:47:54 pm
I'm not sure how to take this..?

What is this in aid of?
What do you want from me?
How do you mean this?
Should I take offence?
I know you're NA but are you being sarcastic?

He wants to smooch you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 13, 2011, 06:08:04 pm
I'm not sure how to take this..? Yes.

What is this in aid of? Nothing
What do you want from me? Nothing in particular
How do you mean this? With good intentions
Should I take offence? I should hope not
I know you're NA but are you being sarcastic? No
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 13, 2011, 06:21:16 pm
...

Take this sarcasticly Tennenoth, of course.^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 06:44:19 pm
...

So I should be happy that you like me but I still don't have any reason or understanding as to why you do.

I guess I should just say "I like Tears of Destiny" but it would be subject to many trolls comments and annoying spam on our thread so I will merely continue to wonder why I am warranted with like.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on November 13, 2011, 06:53:45 pm
As it was said as an honest compliment, you should not feel obligated to respond as that social practice cheapens such things. As for why I said it, let that not concern you either, some mysteries amuse me greatly and this shall be one of them.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 07:02:14 pm
I am glad I amuse you then.

In that case I shall lay this to rest, thank you for your compliment, it was nice as much as it confused me.

Your mystery shall remain it seems.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 13, 2011, 07:08:01 pm
now, i would post some youtube links here, but i just let off and keep it to:
(click to show/hide)
:P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 13, 2011, 07:20:38 pm
Scrubs ftw.

But why when Scrubs is involved am I likened (in this case just given his lines) to being Turk..?  :|

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 13, 2011, 07:44:43 pm
well, the lyrics just fitted better for you as Turk  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 14, 2011, 02:15:04 am
Eheh... Going back to the Derren Brown: The Experiments, the one I am currently watching is on the choices people make when they're anonymous, how they change depending on whether or not they can be identified in real life.

He even said "Psychologists call it De-individualisation, and it's what turns perfectly nice people into nasty, internet bullies, rioters or hooligans". Made me think straight to certain members of the cRPG community!  :rolleyes:

I think this one should be quite good...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 17, 2011, 03:55:39 pm
Stop falling down thread! Get back up to the first page damnit! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 17, 2011, 03:58:40 pm
Garrrd Tennenupfrrrrt. :D

As a matter of fact, I am bored. As a matter of fact, thats the truth.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 17, 2011, 05:47:25 pm
Garrrd Tennenupfrrrrt. :D

As a matter of fact, I am bored. As a matter of fact, thats the truth.
play skyrim  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 17, 2011, 07:36:16 pm
as a matter of fact, i do. but as a matter of fact after a few hours of hunting mammoths and giants and trolls and collecting their souls in some strange crystals, i need a break from it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 18, 2011, 12:51:51 am
play skyrim  :mrgreen:

Ordered it but it said three days. By my calculations that Battlefield 3 was supposed to arrive on the release date and instead arrived on the 8th of the next month, I would say that I am likely to get it around June next year. So I will be playing Skyrim when you've all either gotten bored of it or finished it! =/
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 18, 2011, 01:53:35 pm
Its a great game, indeed. But in germany they sell it for 50 euros... and thats too much. I will stick to my warez-version. Screw you capitalistic gamedesign-studios!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 18, 2011, 10:18:51 pm
Hehe, I have to agree with you regarding the price although in Britain since PC gaming is widly dropping in popularity the prices are normally set at £29.99 (€35.05 roughly) standard it's quite nice to be in the niche for once!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 19, 2011, 02:38:04 am
Smaller country, smaller prices. :D
And you get an Island-Discount. XD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 19, 2011, 02:46:27 am
no-one cares about money in England cos its worth nothing, we all trade in cheese and bread and wheat
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 19, 2011, 02:59:25 am
"Hey, how much is that car?" - "Three biscuits and one bag of tea..."
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on November 19, 2011, 03:01:48 am
a whole bag o tea?

so not worth it!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 23, 2011, 12:49:40 am
Stop raiding, more talking ! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 23, 2011, 01:58:51 am
Stop talking! Moar Teabegging!


Btw: I would maybe like to hire some guards for a cRPG Roleplay-Event... I sent you some textation in Steam, my dear Ten Enough, but you didnt respond. :(
And I have not more informations than that ones right now... I am still at mapping teh map. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Domga_Eisenfang on November 23, 2011, 03:13:37 pm
Stop talking! Moar Teabegging!

Teebeuteln in german  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 23, 2011, 08:15:49 pm
Nope. Teebetteln in german.

Cuz its TeabEgging
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 23, 2011, 09:36:53 pm
hmmm.... u touch my tralala?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on November 24, 2011, 08:41:07 am
Teabeg your ass.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Domga_Eisenfang on November 24, 2011, 10:38:13 am
Nope. Teebetteln in german.

Cuz its TeabEgging

bleibe Kind auf dieser Welt und versuche ironische Anspielungen nicht gleich zu ernst zu nehmen <3

for me its still TEEBEUTELN :*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 24, 2011, 11:36:14 am
Teabeg your ass.
Lawnzahmoore!

bleibe Kind auf dieser Welt und versuche ironische Anspielungen nicht gleich zu ernst zu nehmen <3

for me its still TEEBEUTELN :*
Du Fisch, ich bin Leader der "Children of the green Sun", ich bin der letzte, der seine Kindheit verliert.

And yes, for you its "Teebeuteln", cuz its your fetish when smbd teebags you.

'nuff trolled. giving back this thread to teh Garrrdz neaow.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Domga_Eisenfang on November 24, 2011, 01:18:22 pm
Lawnzahmoore!
Du Fisch, ich bin Leader der "Children of the green Sun", ich bin der letzte, der seine Kindheit verliert.

And yes, for you its "Teebeuteln", cuz its your fetish when smbd teebags you.

'nuff trolled. giving back this thread to teh Garrrdz neaow.

okay gut das du gleich ausfallend wirst. naja ist ein typisches supernanny symptom.

also in diesem sinne pack deinen arsch in n koffer und zieh nach mexico.

8=====D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on November 24, 2011, 08:06:23 pm
Raus hier, geht woanders hin, oder et klatscht, aber keen Appl-aus.

To translate:
GTFO!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 24, 2011, 08:23:22 pm
Ich kann nicht versteht sie... I probably didn't even say that right xD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 24, 2011, 08:55:18 pm
okay gut das du gleich ausfallend wirst. naja ist ein typisches supernanny symptom.

also in diesem sinne pack deinen arsch in n koffer und zieh nach mexico.

8=====D
Nicht ausfallend, Mister Pilzkoppe. Nur trollig. :D

I dont like Mexico.

Raus hier, geht woanders hin, oder et klatscht, aber keen Appl-aus.

To translate:
GTFO!
Zwaa Schläch duds. Der ersde driffd dich, beim zwaadn driffsd du en Bodn. :O


Ich kann nicht versteht sie... I probably didn't even say that right xD
Indeed, you didnt. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Domga_Eisenfang on November 25, 2011, 08:28:10 am
Raus hier, geht woanders hin, oder et klatscht, aber keen Appl-aus.

To translate:
GTFO!

Okay du bist der Härteste, schon klar. (Evtl. zu viele blaue Pillen?) :twisted:

Wenn keinen Applaus was denn dann? Beifall?

In diesem Sinne ick mach ma vom Acker :* und alles geht seinen Gang

PS: Ich mag euch Guards also nix für UNGUT
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 25, 2011, 10:46:11 am
Oh god... Germany is at it again...  :rolleyes:

Also towards Niemand, sorry mate, I was rather distracted at the time and didn't see it until I logged off, by that time, you'd already gone!
Interested none the less, give us some more detials and i'm sure we'll be up for it at some stage.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 25, 2011, 11:55:28 am
Lansamur = doorman/bodyguard of this thread  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 25, 2011, 12:23:39 pm
Lansamur = doorman/bodyguard of this thread  8-)

Have there ever been a James Bond (Bond...Tennenoth Bond!) movie where the Germans were the bad guys?

Only remember Russians being it lol. And random international gangsters.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on November 25, 2011, 12:48:43 pm
Have there ever been a James Bond (Bond...Tennenoth Bond!) movie where the Germans were the bad guys?

Only remember Russians being it lol. And random international gangsters.

There was a german actor once playing the bad guy, dunno if he was german in the movie itself.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 25, 2011, 02:01:03 pm
There was a german actor once playing the bad guy, dunno if he was german in the movie itself.

Goldfinger? Yeah but he was more or less international.

Otherwise it used to be KGB mostly. I think...so many Bond movies i might forgotten someone lol.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 25, 2011, 02:14:38 pm
In the book Moonraker, the bad guys are supposed to be German.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 25, 2011, 02:16:01 pm
It appears that Berserk follows you around threads Berenger, it seems that each time you post somewhere, another comment pops from him!

Is there some sort of forum stalking ability! 0.o
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 25, 2011, 02:17:57 pm
It appears that Berserk follows you around threads Berenger, it seems that each time you post somewhere, another comment pops from him!

Is there some sort of forum stalking ability! 0.o
Go through boards, look at last posts. Open up a tab for each board if you like.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 25, 2011, 02:22:37 pm
Not specific enough damnit! I want to stalk Bjarky and Aemaelius only!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 25, 2011, 02:37:49 pm
It appears that Berserk follows you around threads Berenger, it seems that each time you post somewhere, another comment pops from him!

Is there some sort of forum stalking ability! 0.o

He loves to see the glorious flag. What can i say =) It makes girls wet and makes guys praise it like it's Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 25, 2011, 03:05:51 pm
He loves to see the glorious flag. What can i say =) It makes girls wet and makes guys praise it like it's Chuck Norris.

Without meaning any offence to anyone from the US, I had to actually open up my adblockers "blocked items" and unblock all images so that I could see what it actually was. It does not do either for me, it makes me cringe but I respect everyone for having a level of stereotype in them and for those who whether or not obliviously let it show. Just don't shoot me, I know what you guys are like with friendly fire.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 25, 2011, 03:33:35 pm
Without meaning any offence to anyone from the US, I had to actually open up my adblockers "blocked items" and unblock all images so that I could see what it actually was. It does not do either for me, it makes me cringe but I respect everyone for having a level of stereotype in them and for those who whether or not obliviously let it show. Just don't shoot me, I know what you guys are like with friendly fire.

Lol'd at the last part


(Be happyz for me giving this thread free bumps amirite?)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on November 25, 2011, 03:46:48 pm
Lol'd at the last part


(Be happyz for me giving this thread free bumps amirite?)

urrite.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on November 25, 2011, 04:29:20 pm
urrite.

Yay cake for everyone!! Or anyone prefer Apple Pie or Cherry Pie instead? (or biscuits? Trololololololol Tenne Bond!).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on November 27, 2011, 09:58:17 am
Lawnzam00r
&
Turfzam00r

and 10enuff.

:D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: SchokoSchaf on November 27, 2011, 10:49:50 am
There was a german actor once playing the bad guy, dunno if he was german in the movie itself.
I hope you don't mean Klaus Maria Brandauer, cause that guy is austrian and I think he played a random international criminal. Don't steal everything from us, it's enough that we good a shit football league.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on November 28, 2011, 10:44:05 am
Thank you guys for helping in the battle yesterday, it was a good fight, GG.
And here's a little treat as promised  8-)

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on November 30, 2011, 04:15:30 pm
Yeah, a cake !

It's mine, all mine ! First come, first served ! There's no leftovers.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on November 30, 2011, 10:54:51 pm
Bamp!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Domga_Eisenfang on December 04, 2011, 12:47:44 am
Yeah! A lot of fun playing tonight with u GUARDS  :wink:

Lansamur u are epic!

Greetz form tha SHIELDBROTHERS <3

Der Eisenfang
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 04, 2011, 01:04:44 am
Wasn't meh. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

I blame Bulzur (= The French)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 05, 2011, 12:19:32 am
Bump bump bump.

NA people come apply. We need moar people over dere!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 06, 2011, 02:55:10 pm
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Oh you're so beautifuuuul $_$
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 06, 2011, 02:57:51 pm
I am taking that coins as a tax for selling goods in our Lands!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 06, 2011, 03:22:46 pm
I don't think the God of Money agrees  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 06, 2011, 04:27:13 pm
CotgS_Mammon agrees.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 06, 2011, 04:37:36 pm
he is to greedy.
God of free trade is better.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 06, 2011, 04:40:08 pm
I don't care. I am taking that money. And now stop resisting or I will let you pay a fee for visiting our great chadztemple!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 06, 2011, 05:17:27 pm
Tenne do something, Niemand is mean to me D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 06, 2011, 06:43:46 pm
BAN!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 06, 2011, 07:39:43 pm
Ah Lawnzah. You still owe me some beertaxes...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 07, 2011, 09:11:33 pm
SUP GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHERE KATAPHRAKTOS IS?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 07, 2011, 09:17:55 pm
not really, he got kicked out of the clan for raging/racist slur against turkish people  :?
too bad really, until this happened we had alot of fun  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 07, 2011, 09:43:34 pm
not really, he got kicked out of the clan for raging/racist slur against turkish people  :?
too bad really, until this happened we had alot of fun  :cry:

LOL XAXAXA
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 08, 2011, 12:22:50 am
Tenne do something, Niemand is mean to me D:

Grow some balls or run away like me! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 08, 2011, 01:08:13 am
Sold them, money is better, i'm gonna hide behind Lansa D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 08, 2011, 01:52:14 am
Sold them, money is better, i'm gonna hide behind Lansa D:

Like a true businessman, sell everything for a profit and hide behind the bodyguards when the unsatisfied customers come calling.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 08, 2011, 05:47:29 am
Turfzahm00re is not a bodyguard. He's more like a cute little puppy...

Hope he does not wander around and comes to the Ukraine (is there an english word for that?)...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 08, 2011, 09:49:58 am
Eh, you don't want to see me when I'm drunk and pissed off. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 08, 2011, 10:22:43 am
Then you turn to Barky, the fight-chihuahua? :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on December 08, 2011, 02:05:40 pm
You just dont wanna see lansamur full stop
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 10, 2011, 03:10:39 am
Thx to all the guys out there who helped us take the village, it was an nice battle and good work  :D
Also GG to the defenders who did well and made our siege fun to play, kuddo's  8-)

Our trade station will now be built up and we will look forward to trade with far away lands from here.
Also, we congratulate our Bürgermeister Moribund with the fief, may you keep it tidy and neat, but damn build some better looking houses than this 3rd grade "Me cheap wooden hut", where is the Marble Bürgermeister Villa eh? visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Lets the Caravans flow ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌
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And lets celebrate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&feature=player_embedded  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 10, 2011, 08:40:53 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 10, 2011, 01:35:42 pm
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Hahahaha nice! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 11, 2011, 02:53:41 am
It's da party in da Guards....
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Count_Curtis on December 11, 2011, 03:29:46 am
Cool crew, i like these guys
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Moribund on December 12, 2011, 12:29:29 pm
Yes, thanks to everyone who showed up and made that fight enjoyable.


Our trade station will now be built up and we will look forward to trade with far away lands from here.
Also, we congratulate our Bürgermeister Moribund with the fief, may you keep it tidy and neat, but damn build some better looking houses than this 3rd grade "Me cheap wooden hut", where is the Marble Bürgermeister Villa eh?


Correct title is "Burgermeister", without the dots, thank you. :|
Villa is underground and mainly consists out of a long tunnel with a table inside. Not very comfortable - but i can get out of harms way quickly should the ungrateful dwellers be unhappy with new tax-politics.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 12, 2011, 09:07:14 pm
Burgermaster?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 12, 2011, 09:45:13 pm
lol
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 13, 2011, 10:19:01 pm
I guess a bump is in order...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 13, 2011, 10:21:11 pm
I guess a bump is in order...
u sure?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 13, 2011, 10:34:15 pm
yes!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 13, 2011, 10:36:54 pm
really really?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 13, 2011, 11:06:44 pm
really really?  :P

Just because you two are leaders now doesn't mean you can thrash our thread around.

Treat it with respect because there is still one person higher up the ranks than you who can kick you into oblivion. (Technically two, one being higher than me, but that's only because he ditched out of his rank which caused me to have mine.)

Also, i'll set the MoE on you for not doing your jobs.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 13, 2011, 11:12:15 pm
I'm the highest ranked in this thread, as I'm the only Guard that can close it to stop your trash. So, keep it low or else.... !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 13, 2011, 11:27:04 pm
I'm the highest ranked in this thread, as I'm the only Guard that can close it to stop your trash. So, keep it low or else.... !

The man I was speaking of... -.-'

I may hold the rank of head, but i'm his bitch...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 13, 2011, 11:38:21 pm
hehe and now you have bumped this thread too visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 14, 2011, 07:45:06 am
I did no such thing!

Oh yeah, I'll be of till Thursday night again. Cya then maybe.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on December 14, 2011, 01:45:44 pm
I'm also your bitch tenne, I proved so in LOTRO! >: (
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 14, 2011, 04:04:11 pm
I'm also your bitch tenne, I proved so in LOTRO! >: (

Excellent! *Grins evilly*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on December 15, 2011, 01:59:37 am
Burgermaster?
Mayor. if a translation is needed.

If not: yah. Master of the Burgers. I want a McRib. Now. Do it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 15, 2011, 02:07:59 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on December 15, 2011, 11:23:28 am
Mayor. if a translation is needed.

If not: yah. Master of the Burgers. I want a McRib. Now. Do it.

There's a reason it's an inside-joke and you're not an insider. Burgermeister!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 15, 2011, 04:15:31 pm
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Tristan on roids.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 15, 2011, 04:25:52 pm
Lawl.

Btw ats... Stay away from our Caravans :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 15, 2011, 04:30:46 pm
Barcamules rule  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 18, 2011, 06:06:45 pm
Woot!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on December 20, 2011, 07:11:13 pm
P
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s needs your help!
It's xmas time, be a human being and help the poor Greek!

http://chn.ge/sCqB8q

Ty!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 21, 2011, 01:38:05 am
Where's my bribe?  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on December 21, 2011, 06:53:40 am
Meowny for my vote can be deposited through strawhats on the market.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 24, 2011, 02:24:56 pm
Merry xmas guys  :D
May your gifts be plenty  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on December 24, 2011, 06:05:01 pm
Merry xmas guys  :D
May your gifts be plenty  :P

Indeed, and make sure you bring them for the anual stock-check so can post them on ebay and make the most money possible.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 25, 2011, 08:05:34 pm
Indeed, and make sure you bring them for the anual stock-check so can post them on ebay and make the most money possible.
PS.  those who can't make the quota will be kicked out of the clan!
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Patoson on December 31, 2011, 01:19:02 am
One of the last bumps before the end of the world.  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on December 31, 2011, 02:39:43 am
hehe, you're always welcome to bump this thread Faarn  :D
and thx for the destrier, made my sorrow for my rouncey shorter  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 02, 2012, 06:10:55 am
So... eh... What's happenin'?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 02, 2012, 10:50:35 am
Great thx to the mercs helping out this morning to protect our caravan  :D

So... eh... What's happenin'?  :rolleyes:
what do you mean me Lord?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 03, 2012, 01:18:55 am
Great thx to the mercs helping out this morning to protect our caravan  :D
what do you mean me Lord?

I mean, we've got this lovely thread here and it just doesn't seem to get used.

Surely you peasants have something to talk about so I don't have to bump the thread myself!  :mad:

What more do you want from me!?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 03, 2012, 01:20:45 am
i like nditions better  :lol:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 06, 2012, 08:23:24 pm
Crafters being busy  8-)
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 06, 2012, 09:00:40 pm
We've got far too much leather.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 06, 2012, 09:30:26 pm
Hey, those Leather Jerkins don't come out of thin air  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 06, 2012, 09:32:23 pm
Hey, those Leather Jerkins don't come out of thin air  8-)

No, that's just the thread.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Remy on January 06, 2012, 09:58:19 pm
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Lansamur <3

Favoritest sever admin of all Somalian Pirates. :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 06, 2012, 11:22:50 pm
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Lansamur <3

Favoritest sever admin of all Somalian Pirates. :oops:

He just forgot to punctuate, he meant it as a reply to a question;

"No, banning HA."
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 07, 2012, 12:53:16 am
He just forgot to punctuate, he meant it as a reply to a question;

"No, banning HA."

This.
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 07, 2012, 12:57:20 am
Why komma is important to learn ;=)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on January 07, 2012, 02:53:40 am
if i join guards i can haz admins too
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 07, 2012, 03:29:36 am
if i join guards i can haz admins too

You broke the admin chain...  :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on January 07, 2012, 03:38:54 am
c-c-c-combo breaker
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 10, 2012, 05:00:55 pm
And so it had be done....
As in every day, Fiq rides out with his camel heard to train them for the steppe terrain, letting them soak in the familiarity's of the land so they can come back if they get lost.
But this day far in the horisont he see's a peculiar man carrying a crate, Fiq turns his camels in the man's direction, it could this man needs help to carry that crate?
But then suddenly the man starts running! Who is that man who starts running from a caravan member? Could something be wrong with that man? Fiq keenly observes from a distance, it was but then when he noticed a before hidden crest who got revealed by the man's fluttering cloak, it's the crest of the raiding and smugling band of the ATS!
Fiq signals the camels to speed up and closes in on the man who is desperately trying to flee, carrying 1 crate, the man looks unarmed, dirty, ragged clothes, but all that doesn't matter, he is a nothing but a smugler, making his living from nothing than taking advantage of good hard working people!
The man trips and falls, in that time Fiq has closed in on him, realising his demise the smugler kneels down and begs for mercy: "Dear sire, i'm nothing but an innocent poor child of these lands... please have mercy on me, i have done nothing wrong!" On that Fiq replies: "I can see your ATS crest underneath the cloak, u can't fool me, tell me your name!" The man answers: "U have seen through me, my name is Pie of the house of Paradox!" Fiq: "Then i can do nothing more then calling for an INSPECTION!"

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 17, 2012, 03:06:16 pm
All quiet here...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 17, 2012, 03:45:52 pm
what? can't hear you do to all the noise in our Tavern  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 17, 2012, 04:33:05 pm
Probably not able to play cRPG until new launcherversion is out or Kaspersky works okay to let me launch the launcher.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 17, 2012, 06:02:53 pm
Probably not able to play cRPG until new launcherversion is out or Kaspersky works okay to let me launch the launcher.
try this:
http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208282095
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 17, 2012, 07:08:28 pm
try this:
http://support.kaspersky.com/faq/?qid=208282095
I fucking love you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 18, 2012, 03:28:41 pm
Bromance and bumps...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 18, 2012, 04:59:31 pm
Bromance and bumps...

Sounds like a film title xD Expect it to be in production early 2013.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 18, 2012, 08:46:32 pm
Dibs on main role  8-)
and i want to paid with cured leather  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 25, 2012, 12:42:02 am
Bjarky in Bromance and Bumps?

Didn't know you were that gay :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 25, 2012, 01:32:19 am
if u mean gay with medieval meaning, then yes  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 25, 2012, 03:50:49 pm
Such intelligent banter.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 25, 2012, 07:16:03 pm
GRRRMLL
UMAN SMAART!!!!  visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 26, 2012, 08:26:33 am
QQ MOAR
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 27, 2012, 04:11:03 pm
Bjarky is gay.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 27, 2012, 04:12:32 pm
Btw. This thread must be the oldest active thread still on the forum?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Teeth on January 27, 2012, 04:19:18 pm
Btw. This thread must be the oldest active thread still on the forum?
And still just 72 pages, you guys are even crappier spammers than we are.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 27, 2012, 05:59:28 pm
And still just 72 pages, you guys are even crappier spammers than we are.

We don't spam here. We just spam where no one else can see it!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 27, 2012, 08:00:32 pm
We don't spam here. We just spam where no one else can see it!  :rolleyes:
shhhh, don't tell anyone  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 29, 2012, 04:02:34 am
Alive and Kicking more than ever. Or something along those lines.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 30, 2012, 02:04:48 am
Kick on command.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on January 30, 2012, 10:08:32 am
Dunno what he's saying, wasn't my fault.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 30, 2012, 10:20:04 am
Mine either.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 30, 2012, 11:14:53 am
Clearly it was my fault.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 30, 2012, 11:44:58 am
Clearly it was my fault.
oh snap, i know what that actually means  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on January 30, 2012, 01:08:06 pm
Btw. This thread must be the oldest active thread still on the forum?

Are you forgetting your ever present crusading lords?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on January 30, 2012, 01:30:19 pm
Knights Templar: « on: 03-01-2011, 14:58:27 »

Caravan Guild: « on: 03-01-2011, 18:49:16 »

Just under 4 hours older.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on January 30, 2012, 01:52:48 pm
Oh noes... :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on January 30, 2012, 03:16:03 pm
Just under 4 hours better!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on January 30, 2012, 03:19:16 pm
Damn, i blame lansamus  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on January 30, 2012, 03:23:24 pm
Join the club, we have hats.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 01, 2012, 01:56:03 am
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 01, 2012, 02:04:56 am
oh, cool avatar  :o
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 01, 2012, 07:17:28 pm
Barcamules ftw  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 01, 2012, 07:52:52 pm
:rolleyes:

I suppose getting free things like that avatar is an advantage of being female! (Either that or you're artistically talented and you never told any of us when we were all clammoring for a "cool and unique picture".)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 01, 2012, 09:03:46 pm
I am sadly not talented by my own, someone did it for me :)

But I am not the only one who got such a nice picture :) So I dont think its the advantage of being female :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 01, 2012, 09:20:16 pm
I am sadly not talented by my own, someone did it for me :)

But I am not the only one who got such a nice picture :) So I dont think its the advantage of being female :P

Pray tell.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 01, 2012, 09:41:51 pm
Quote
Pray tell.


errr... what?  :?:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 01, 2012, 10:00:35 pm

errr... what?  :?:

Who drew the picture?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 02, 2012, 03:09:37 pm
The front page is outdated.. My job is to remind you and kick your ass!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 03, 2012, 11:58:35 am
Quit hating on donkeys, those poor things get abused with all manner of different things thanks to the Americans.
I hate horses and all, but seriously, donkeys don't deserve to be attacked...  :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 03, 2012, 08:45:03 pm
Quit hating on donkeys, those poor things get abused with all manner of different things thanks to the Americans.
I hate horses and all, but seriously, donkeys don't deserve to be attacked...  :mad:
eh, what?!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 04, 2012, 01:04:37 am
kick your ass!!!

In English that means "Kick your Donkey" because an ass is a type of donkey. Americanisms are hating on donkeys
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 04, 2012, 09:31:21 pm
Finally got around to updating the first post. Check Memberlist for updates and guide to namechange. :p Some minor fixes, too.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 04, 2012, 10:53:13 pm
Finally got around to updating the first post. Check Memberlist for updates and guide to namechange. :p Some minor fixes, too.

Good job!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 06, 2012, 03:39:27 am
Let it rain  :P
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on February 06, 2012, 05:03:29 am
Uhm
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 06, 2012, 11:10:58 am
Uhm

Still alive I see! We've got several more NA guys if you're interested in coming back to ts?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Whalen207 on February 07, 2012, 03:04:59 am
Still alive I see! We've got several more NA guys if you're interested in coming back to ts?

As always! Unfortunately I get back from track after you're all tucked into your woolen cots.
Maybe come Saturday (Or whatever you call it in Europe)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 08, 2012, 01:29:21 am
As always! Unfortunately I get back from track after you're all tucked into your woolen cots.
Maybe come Saturday (Or whatever you call it in Europe)

Tuesday then. See you there! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on February 08, 2012, 01:59:43 am
Tenne said i'm a wanker, does this mean i win?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 08, 2012, 02:12:26 am
Tenne said i'm a wanker, does this mean i win?

Said in your accent, it'll sound more insulting. My accent is too placid.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on February 08, 2012, 02:19:00 am
Its pronounced KANT!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 08, 2012, 02:31:22 am
Its pronounced KANT!

Wanker, Bloody hell, Bollocks, Bugger, Ponce, Pansy, twat, prat.

Yeah. All words I shout in teamspeak.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on February 08, 2012, 02:36:49 am
"Balls!" is a personal favourite.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tor! on February 08, 2012, 02:56:42 am
"Balls!" is a personal favourite.

Agreed
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Siiem on February 08, 2012, 02:59:43 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRn7XaAGJM
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 08, 2012, 03:23:47 am
I forgot;

Pillock, ARSEhole, piss (from, you're taking the piss to piss-off), git and berk (one I say less often)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on February 08, 2012, 03:27:00 am
Indeed, in fact pillock was a special rank i gifted to certain Templars.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 02:00:27 pm
Well people, looks like the Guild is going to disband.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on February 09, 2012, 02:55:20 pm
Well people, looks like the Guild is going to disband.
?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 09, 2012, 02:58:45 pm
Well people, looks like the Guild is going to disband.

??
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 09, 2012, 03:15:23 pm
damn jester  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on February 09, 2012, 03:49:50 pm
If that was a joke, it wasn't very funny :evil:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 09, 2012, 03:53:04 pm
yeh, thats that damn britsh humor, i think he means it's going well or something visitors can't see pics , please register or login

curse thee curse thee
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 09, 2012, 03:59:17 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 04:30:19 pm
No, I really mean we're screwed.

We're either going to have to merge with another clan or we'll fall apart. It's that bad.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 09, 2012, 04:35:20 pm
No it's not!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 09, 2012, 05:05:12 pm
what?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 09, 2012, 05:08:02 pm
what?

Chicken but...   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 09, 2012, 05:15:14 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 05:23:22 pm
Jormglorm and Bifi have been headhunted by Nords.
Asca can join Bandits.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 09, 2012, 05:29:05 pm
Tenne are you drunk again??
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 05:32:19 pm
Tenne are you drunk again??

I play better drunk. The sadness goes away.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 09, 2012, 05:33:12 pm
I play better drunk. The sadness goes away.

poor Tenne!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 09, 2012, 05:39:20 pm
dont be too sad, everythings going to be fine!  :wink:

and now get your ass on ts!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 05:42:33 pm
Sending the donkey across now.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 09, 2012, 05:51:30 pm
Asca can join Bandits.

haha ahaha ahahah  :mrgreen: nice one Tenne  :D , see Asca u got no choice...  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:  buaahahahaha   :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 09, 2012, 06:02:20 pm
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see Asca u got no choice...

id rather open a new clan, or stay all alone than joining the bandits! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 09, 2012, 06:11:06 pm
id rather open a new clan, or stay all alone than joining the bandits! :D

Oh buuuurn!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 09, 2012, 06:42:42 pm
Panos will be mucho sad.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 09, 2012, 07:17:13 pm
Bye Bye.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: dado on February 09, 2012, 07:18:42 pm
lans we need DJ for tonight   :mrgreen:

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mephistoles on February 09, 2012, 09:56:49 pm
lol dado :D Asca joines Bandits!!! What a wonderfull day! *Party*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 09, 2012, 10:09:29 pm
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id rather open a new clan, or stay all alone than joining the bandits! :D

that.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mephistoles on February 09, 2012, 10:10:48 pm
your lying. you know you love bandits
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Prpavi on February 09, 2012, 10:17:04 pm
Asca can join Bandits.

ohhh he jelly
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on February 09, 2012, 10:21:59 pm
Leave our queen Asca alone, filthy bandits! She belongs to better people!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 09, 2012, 10:35:35 pm
She belongs to better people!!!

Yeah, like we said, to us.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 09, 2012, 11:05:32 pm
Shush you dirty scum!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 09, 2012, 11:22:23 pm
...queen Asca...

Queen of cursing and jagermeister  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 10, 2012, 10:18:24 am
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Queen of cursing and jagermeister  8-)

so what, i am just defending myself, and about the Jaegermeister...that was just once!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 10, 2012, 11:04:34 am
so what, i am just defending myself, and about the Jaegermeister...that was just once!

And yet you harp on about me being drunk in teamspeak each time I say something a little bit mad!  :rolleyes:

Tenne are you drunk again??

I think i'm perfectly within my rights to side with the bandits on this one.

By the way? When is our next "Every Guard is drunk" strategus battle? It's been a while!  :lol: There aren't many early morning Friday/Saturday night battles these days! :(

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 10, 2012, 03:56:33 pm
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And yet you harp on about me being drunk in teamspeak each time I say something a little bit mad!  :rolleyes:

i was just wondering :P
also Tristan was effected by that question much more in the beginning :D hehe

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I think i'm perfectly within my rights to side with the bandits on this one.

Dont you dare! Its not like I am drunk every day, not even every week...
Taking side with the Bandits.... wait... Tenne are you drunk again???  :D  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 10, 2012, 04:10:43 pm
so what, i am just defending myself, and about the Jaegermeister...that was just once!

No need to defend because no one is attacking u and as for the Jagermeister u are a drunkard.  :mrgreen:




p.s.- joke about the Jager, but i think u still a drunkard  :D kissz  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mephistoles on February 10, 2012, 11:15:09 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 11, 2012, 01:16:26 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on February 11, 2012, 02:09:55 am
Tenne, alcohol is bad for you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 11, 2012, 02:20:42 am
Tenne, alcohol is bad for you.

 :cry:
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Post by: Bjarky on February 11, 2012, 03:30:52 am
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Post by: Shpritza on February 11, 2012, 01:46:29 pm
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U USTA...    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 11, 2012, 06:22:18 pm
Only because I went rage at him in game because he started chatting Meow ignorning all other admins.  :|
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 11, 2012, 07:37:35 pm
U USTA...    :mrgreen:
hmmm to many translations show up from croatian, wich one is it?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 11, 2012, 09:12:27 pm
hmmm to many translations show up from croatian, wich one is it?  :P

...in mouth.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 11, 2012, 09:24:03 pm
lol  :lol:

btw. beware guys, i has found the bandits plans on how to hustle goods from other traders:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 11, 2012, 09:34:57 pm
lol  :lol:

btw. beware guys, i has found the bandits plans on how to hustle goods from other traders:
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My sheep! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on February 11, 2012, 10:20:18 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 11, 2012, 10:44:12 pm
My sheep! D:

You can have it back now.

Although I doubt you would want to after what we did with it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on February 11, 2012, 11:52:51 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 12, 2012, 12:25:05 am
What can I say?

Sheep dont say no and they dont care how many other sheep you got.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 12, 2012, 01:07:45 am
What can I say?

Sheep dont say no and they dont care how many other sheep you got.

***Stereotypical racist comment against a country in the UK!!!!***
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 12, 2012, 01:08:50 am
Wales?:D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Shpritza on February 12, 2012, 01:58:37 am
You can have it back now.

Although I doubt you would want to after what we did with it.

 :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 12, 2012, 06:03:53 pm
After all the trouble I went to creating a lie about the clan disbanding, I still have to bump the damned thread to keep it on the first page.

Yeesh!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Glyph on February 12, 2012, 08:17:24 pm
lol  :lol:

btw. beware guys, i has found the bandits plans on how to hustle goods from other traders:
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nooo!!! you found our ways, what next, stealing the ways we get money?!

btw, that's how we got gnjus :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 13, 2012, 05:45:51 pm
Seems like Guards are deteriorating, first they recruit Le Haardrada the AssLightning then i see the Bakery Girl leeching with Byzantium banner.....what's next ? Lansamur going on strict diet ? Where is Chicken Handler Bane when you need him......   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on February 13, 2012, 07:55:34 pm
Keep your nose out ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 13, 2012, 08:25:46 pm
Keep your nose out ;)

Easier said then done, just look at the size of this thing !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on February 13, 2012, 08:42:42 pm
Haardrada the AssLightning

Hahahahahhaahhahhaa

Ahahahah

 :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 13, 2012, 09:01:42 pm
Easier said then done, just look at the size of this thing !

Looks like a chuckle brother who's had his nose stretched that's all...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 13, 2012, 10:48:46 pm
Seems like Guards are deteriorating, first they recruit Le Haardrada the AssLightning then i see the Bakery Girl leeching with Byzantium banner.....what's next ? Lansamur going on strict diet ?

I'm actually thinking of doing that, y'know... but then I got an arrow to the knee.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 14, 2012, 12:27:49 am
I'm actually thinking of doing that, y'know... but then I got an extra birth control pill yesterday.

That'll stop some rapid weight gain I suppose, but I never knew Lansa... I never knew...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on February 14, 2012, 01:17:05 am
 :mrgreen:

Welcome to all the new fellas out there.
And greetings to all ancient members.
I'll be on your side again, to battle.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 14, 2012, 02:30:06 am
oh yeah  :D
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Post by: Patoson on February 14, 2012, 12:41:18 pm
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Post by: Bjarky on February 14, 2012, 02:08:24 pm
weeeeeeeeee
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 14, 2012, 03:30:12 pm
Tenne, they censored me, I actually wanted to joke about an arrow and a knee. Try posting the know sentence and you'll get what stands in my last post. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 14, 2012, 03:39:57 pm
lol  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 14, 2012, 04:13:00 pm
Tenne, they censored me, I actually wanted to joke about an arrow and a knee. Try posting the know sentence and you'll get what stands in my last post. :D

Hahahaha, I knew it did that but I couldn't resist, it was just too damned good to miss!  :lol:

Happy Valentine's Day!
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Damned dial up!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on February 14, 2012, 04:46:30 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 15, 2012, 03:57:25 pm
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I never read/watched Game of Thrones... I assume that's a good reference to what happens in the romantic arc of the storyline though.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 15, 2012, 08:00:39 pm
I never read/watched Game of Thrones... I assume that's a good reference to what happens in the romantic arc of the storyline though.
omg tenne how  can u not have watched this ?! 0_o
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 15, 2012, 08:14:48 pm
omg tenne how  can u not have watched this ?! 0_o

Because i'm a student and I don't have enough money to pay for ridiculously overpriced tv channels.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Teeth on February 15, 2012, 08:16:58 pm
Because i'm a student and I don't have enough money to pay for ridiculously overpriced tv channels.
lol, google 'internet', its quite useful.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 15, 2012, 08:29:25 pm
Since when is Tenne a dev?  :shock:

Whats you do?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 15, 2012, 08:35:24 pm
Since when is Tenne a dev?  :shock:

Whats you do?

Nothing.

lol, google 'internet', its quite useful.

I don't pirate things.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 15, 2012, 08:51:46 pm
then wish for the dvd-set or books for next x-mas or bday  :D
it's totally worth it  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 15, 2012, 09:27:17 pm
Oh yeah, if anyone's wondering, I'm currently quite actively playing Lotro with Gisbert, so we won't be online that often on cRPG. You gotta rely on Tenne and Tristan to aboose you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Patoson on February 15, 2012, 10:25:48 pm
Oh yeah, if anyone's wondering, I'm currently quite actively playing Lotro with Gisbert, so we won't be online that often on cRPG. You gotta rely on Tenne and Tristan to aboose you.

Tenne was already abusing us all before you said that...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 16, 2012, 12:52:59 am
Now he's gonna add my part of aboose on his, too. :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 16, 2012, 01:05:23 am
Now he's gonna add my part of aboose on his, too. :)

I'm such a tyrant!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 16, 2012, 04:19:20 am
You and your blue tits, you drunken overly-british assholes. At least Serfonz prefers live women (preferably squirming and such, or so I'm told).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 16, 2012, 04:22:41 am
You and your blue tits, you drunken overly-british assholes. At least Serfonz prefers live women (preferably squirming and such).

Yank.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on February 16, 2012, 04:35:29 am
Yank.

<3
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 16, 2012, 12:06:45 pm
<3

We will commandeer you from the home channel again if you're there. You have been warned.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on February 16, 2012, 12:48:19 pm
He enjoyed it. I saw it in his eyes while squinting through his window.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 16, 2012, 12:51:37 pm
He enjoyed it. I saw it in his eyes while squinting through his window.

un petite fromage frais!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 16, 2012, 10:06:38 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 17, 2012, 04:44:41 pm
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If you weren't there, you wouldn't understand!

EDIT: But nice Gif
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 20, 2012, 11:41:14 am
 :|
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on February 20, 2012, 08:58:13 pm
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 20, 2012, 09:35:24 pm
 8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on February 20, 2012, 10:27:59 pm
So good a quality in this conversation
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 20, 2012, 11:25:11 pm
So good a quality in this conversation...
...it surpasses all  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on February 21, 2012, 07:17:29 am
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Post by: Bjarky on February 21, 2012, 02:55:25 pm
un petite fromage frais!
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 23, 2012, 12:33:16 pm
Of course Bjarky, nothing but the most sophisticated and accurate French slander can be thrown around within the Guild!

So who is going to break the NDA for Guild Wars 2? Although, more to the point, who of the Guards is actually signing up for the beta or even has an interest in the game at all?

I guess I will have to play with those blasted Byzantine guys!  :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 23, 2012, 02:30:28 pm
So Asca....they say you finally tasted Reyiz's Börek....was it really as tasteful as this picture implies ? (Someone caught you eating it)  :twisted:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 24, 2012, 08:48:18 am
Found the origins of your name Ascalonia (I've always said you were useless and now its official):  :twisted:

http://guildwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ascalonian_Peasant
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 24, 2012, 07:12:55 pm
Gnjus see woman... Gnjus hunt woman...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 24, 2012, 07:58:07 pm
Bandoti le poor and savage, girls be warned  :idea:

btw. hope Voin likes our 1000 stones  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 27, 2012, 08:58:51 am
Gnjus see woman... Gnjus hunt woman...

Actually she is the one hunting US, on our own teamspeak.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 27, 2012, 05:26:11 pm
Actually she is the one hunting US, on our own teamspeak.  :wink:

Someone get me a youtube link to "She's a Man-eater" stat!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on February 27, 2012, 05:33:33 pm
Too lazy.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 27, 2012, 08:05:22 pm
Too lazy.

And yet you bothered to say that.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on February 27, 2012, 08:09:37 pm
I copy pasted it from the ninja forums.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 27, 2012, 08:16:11 pm
I copy pasted it from the ninja forums.

The number of clicks it took you to do that exceeds that of typing...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on February 27, 2012, 08:19:17 pm
Turns out I'm not lazy after all. Jokes on you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 27, 2012, 08:44:11 pm
Turns out I'm not lazy after all. Jokes on you.

Turns out your clever statement is false, you're just inefficient so you don't have time to be lazy.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 29, 2012, 05:46:36 pm
I need some help writting my letter of resignation for the Guild here... Anyone offer a helping hand please?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on February 29, 2012, 07:23:35 pm
"You're all cunts. bb"
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on February 29, 2012, 07:32:19 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 29, 2012, 08:25:25 pm
Seems reasonable.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 29, 2012, 08:57:04 pm
i'm gonna write something british for u   :shock:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 29, 2012, 09:10:34 pm
i'm gonna write something british for u   :shock:

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Lol, that still keeps cropping up! Will I have to actually leave the Guild in order to start my normal way of speaking again? Am I doomed to have this thread in our forums lingering saying "Understanding Tennenoth" that gives away all my secrets in my language? You lot were oblivious before that...

I could say "with all due respect/with the greatest respect" and no one would be any the wiser of what I actually meant...

EDIT: And inparticular "I'll bear that in mind" - I actually have to do something about it...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on February 29, 2012, 10:00:48 pm
"I'm sure it's my fault"   :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on February 29, 2012, 10:28:06 pm
"I'm sure it's my fault"   :twisted:

It normally is. If you catch my drift.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 01, 2012, 12:18:03 am
It normally is. If you catch my drift.
Indeed  :idea:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 01, 2012, 12:16:50 pm
Indeed  :idea:
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Annoyingly you and most of the clan have a better understanding than most non-first language speakers. (And in most cases a lot of the people who have less care about the English language.)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 01, 2012, 12:38:09 pm
Annoyingly you and most of the clan have a better understanding than most non-first language speakers. (And in most cases a lot of the people who have less care about the English language.)

Wot r u sayin u r chatin shit cuz. foriners cant spek english lik us fam
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 01, 2012, 12:55:39 pm
Wot r u sayin u r chatin shit cuz. foriners cant spek english lik us fam

A'ight I no u is gud at english

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 01, 2012, 01:59:31 pm
Damnations, I am foiled!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 01, 2012, 03:23:31 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 02, 2012, 03:24:55 am
Ahahahahaha what is the point of that!?!?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 02, 2012, 02:23:28 pm
Damnations, I am foiled!


If you catch my drift....
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 02, 2012, 05:09:12 pm
I caught the wit, my good sir. BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE COVER THEIR CAR IN FOIL!?!?! xD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 02, 2012, 05:11:47 pm
Looks like a NA-car to me. Any questions? ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 02, 2012, 05:36:51 pm
Of course.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 02, 2012, 05:53:35 pm
Should have met my old boss, two months into my job one of the people left and on their leaving party I was unsuspectingly roped into stealing their windscreen-wipers... Apparently it was too difficult to wrap the car in baking foil with the windscreen-wipers left on the car...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Patoson on March 03, 2012, 12:09:09 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 03, 2012, 12:15:43 am
it sure is  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 03, 2012, 01:26:17 am
Car to the knee...


Feckin' noobs.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 03, 2012, 02:18:19 am
Car to the knee...


Feckin' noobs.
Guard Tenne has tried it all  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 03, 2012, 07:18:18 am
And he loved it.

Still does.

Edit: Reminds me of those guys that stick little matchbox-cars up their... you know what? nevermind.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 03, 2012, 09:00:03 am
I don't remember who exactly I promised that to, but I promised for whatever reason to post it here...
I'm so sorry.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 03, 2012, 05:52:58 pm
I don't remember who exactly I promised that to, but I promised for whatever reason to post it here...
I'm so sorry.

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That's not actually that bad, nor really NSFW worthy either. Hahahaha.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 05, 2012, 11:21:13 am
To the top o' the list!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 05, 2012, 12:28:57 pm
ba-bamp  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 05, 2012, 12:56:35 pm
I think we have more people from outside our clan who bump our thread these days... I don't want it to be an obligation or anything but it's just so people know that we are active...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on March 05, 2012, 01:21:41 pm
I think we have more people from outside our clan who bump our thread these days... I don't want it to be an obligation or anything but it's just so people know that we are active...

hello
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 05, 2012, 01:27:15 pm
I think we have more people from outside our clan who bump our thread these days... I don't want it to be an obligation or anything but it's just so people know that we are active...
hello
done  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 05, 2012, 01:47:53 pm
I think we have more people from outside our clan who bump our thread these days... I don't want it to be an obligation or anything but it's just so people know that we are active...

Are we?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 05, 2012, 01:52:17 pm
Are we?
NO!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 05, 2012, 05:01:57 pm
Ok...

I think we have more people from outside our clan who bump our thread these days... I don't want it to be an obligation or anything but it's just so people know that I am active...

Happy?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 05, 2012, 05:55:17 pm
What a nice bunch of people, these guards are. Like Eagle Taxis swooping down from the sky, raining heavy bags of gold coins down upon the common folk and crushing them to death.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 05, 2012, 06:59:56 pm
Ok...
 
Happy?
yes, very good  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 05, 2012, 07:01:50 pm
What a nice bunch of people, these guards are. Like Eagle Taxis swooping down from the sky, raining heavy bags of gold coins down upon the common folk and crushing them to death.

Don't forget we also land among the deads to pick up back our so beloved gold.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on March 05, 2012, 07:08:36 pm
I am holding asca. Ransom is 2 sandwiches by lansamur. Sorry 2 coconuts.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 05, 2012, 08:38:02 pm
I am holding asca. Ransom is 2 sandwiches by lansamur. Sorry 2 coconuts.

You can keep her. We keep saying that but you guys just don't listen!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 06, 2012, 12:13:49 am
What, actually, is it with me and sandwiches? Where did this come from? I don't even particularly like them.

Coconuts? Leave my balls out of this!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 06, 2012, 05:07:20 am
What, actually, is it with me and sandwiches? Where did this come from? I don't even particularly like them.

Coconuts? Leave my balls out of this!

You should probably get that checked out... That doesn't seem natural!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on March 06, 2012, 03:45:07 pm
Shit you got me, need to lay off from forums for a while...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 07, 2012, 12:35:12 pm
Coconuts? Leave my balls out of this!
YOU NOT HAZ BEEN IN COCO-CLANZ! :O
You fake! :O


Btw I made something nice for you:
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Hopez you likez it. ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 07, 2012, 01:45:25 pm

i see no Coco' in here, mostly guards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tu5elvP6o :lol:

btw. that banner looks cool, thx, but our current one has a moneybag, wich is WIN  :mrgreen:
plus we look like taxi's when together  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 07, 2012, 05:05:29 pm
You ARE Taxis! Everybody takes a ride on your backseat and loads his stuff into your trunk!

Sorry, that trolling had to be. ;)

i see no Coco' in here, mostly guards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tu5elvP6o :lol:
I see nothing there. :(
Thanks to this:
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Unfortunately, this video is not available in Germany Frankonia because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights.
Fuckin Gema-chocolate chip cookie-bundle of stickss. -.- Hate those suckers. *rage*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 07, 2012, 09:45:07 pm
it's one off the 1st strat classic battles with bridesdresses  :mrgreen:
try to put it in one of these proxy webs:
http://www.freeproxynet.com/index.php
http://proxies.biz/index.php

they both work for me  :D
and yes, curse them censor idiots  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 08, 2012, 01:21:03 am
They seriously cencored "Die Walküre/Ride of the Valkyries" in Germany?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Who the hell owns the copyright to that? You have to be kidding me? GEMA? Oh that's laughable!!!!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 08, 2012, 01:38:47 am
Thanks for a great battle today. It was really fun to attend a battle on EU side for a change :wink:. I hope I served you well.
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 08, 2012, 02:59:56 am
no problem, u did get some kills in again ^^
yeah it was fun, but i hoped ATS would have moar mercs, oh well, GG
transferred some gold to ya  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 08, 2012, 04:04:42 am
no problem, u did get some kills in again ^^
yeah it was fun, but i hoped ATS would have moar mercs, oh well, GG
transferred some gold to ya  :wink:
Oh thanks. More gold than I asked but I don't complain :wink:. Heh, it was pretty much arse kicking time after I killed one of their horsemen and looted their unharmed destrier. What else can I ask for when I have decent armor, a full hp destrier and a masterwork heavy lance? Going to merc for you guys in the future as well.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 08, 2012, 12:11:52 pm
Oh thanks. More gold than I asked but I don't complain :wink:. Heh, it was pretty much arse kicking time after I killed one of their horsemen and looted their unharmed destrier. What else can I ask for when I have decent armor, a full hp destrier and a masterwork heavy lance? Going to merc for you guys in the future as well.

Good to hear, we need regulars we can trust.

We're the Caravan Guild, we reward those who work well for us so they keep coming back! :P We'd rather give out some more money to our mercs that help defend us from these bandits than role over and give them our stuff!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BlameMeForTheNoise on March 08, 2012, 05:09:20 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 08, 2012, 07:29:12 pm
it's one off the 1st strat classic battles with bridesdresses  :mrgreen:
try to put it in one of these proxy webs:
http://www.freeproxynet.com/index.php
http://proxies.biz/index.php

they both work for me  :D
and yes, curse them censor idiots  :twisted:
I know the vid. It was my battle. But I moron bought the wrong shields... "Hey, I gotta make sure the shields are usable on horsebacks. Hey! Boardshields are nice!" => then, spawning on the server: "Omfg. why did i..?" *facepalm*
Yes yes. the good old chaotic times with CoCo. :D

Who the hell owns the copyright to that?
Wagner. Those guys making deepfrozen cakes... I think. :O
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 09, 2012, 11:12:29 am
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I wish I could have a +1 button just for that.  :rolleyes:

I know the vid. It was my battle. But I moron bought the wrong shields... "Hey, I gotta make sure the shields are usable on horsebacks. Hey! Boardshields are nice!" => then, spawning on the server: "Omfg. why did i..?" *facepalm*
Yes yes. the good old chaotic times with CoCo. :D
Wagner. Those guys making deepfrozen cakes... I think. :O

lol
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 10, 2012, 02:29:41 am
Just bumping your thread. Btw hit me with pm if you have some interesting strategus battles incoming or find me from Fallen Brigade steam group and message me :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 10, 2012, 05:20:36 pm
Just bumping your thread. Btw hit me with pm if you have some interesting strategus battles incoming or find me from Fallen Brigade steam group and message me :wink:

Will do, as I say, we like loyal mercenaries who do a good job and you're on that list! We certainly will contact you next time we fight some bandits!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 10, 2012, 11:53:55 pm
"Hurr Hurr, one inspection coming up! Let no side of this bandit be untouched!"
Confiscation in progress  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 13, 2012, 06:34:17 pm
Can I bump? :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on March 13, 2012, 06:38:30 pm
Tenne, I miss your most humble voice.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 13, 2012, 06:45:46 pm
Tenne, I miss your most humble voice.

I'm very sorry my good friend however I am currently bogged down with coursework, work-work and things like that. It's all getting a bit too much but before I even start to play again I will have to actually help with the developement side of things, as i've done very little and I don't want to stop. Currently these tags are completely unearned.

Damn life, you can't escape it! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 13, 2012, 07:16:43 pm
Can I bump? :oops:
ofc u can, feel free to post  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 13, 2012, 08:08:44 pm
ofc u can, feel free to post  :twisted:
Your answer wasn't suitable for my planned joke :mad:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 13, 2012, 09:04:43 pm
Your answer wasn't suitable for my planned joke :mad:

Give us a clue as to what you wanted someone to reply to it so that you could continue your joke!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 13, 2012, 09:48:13 pm
Whatcha wanna bump?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on March 13, 2012, 09:49:03 pm
Can I bump? :oops:

I think Lansamur is more appropriate for bumping things.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 13, 2012, 10:41:38 pm
Can I bump? :oops:
ok, one more try:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 14, 2012, 10:19:21 am
ok, one more try:
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We need all the bumps we can get!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 14, 2012, 01:05:50 pm
I'm not gonna tell it now. I'll save it for another monent, when it's a surprise
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 14, 2012, 06:10:18 pm
awww  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 14, 2012, 09:57:35 pm
awww  :P

Indeed.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 14, 2012, 10:20:21 pm
Get off your horse elmuri, and go grab that polearm again ! Stop bumping people with that damn horse !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 15, 2012, 12:28:00 am
Another inspection coming up  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 15, 2012, 01:15:48 pm
Another inspection coming up  :P

Probably tell you the active members off the top of my head! :P
I think there is going to be a much larger cut this time around though.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 15, 2012, 02:32:29 pm
not that kind of inspection ^^
i mean another bandit feelup  :twisted:
Guard: "Hey! You there... Yes, you! Stop following that peasant carrying 7 crates! No u still following him, walking backwards doesn't make a difference!" Bandit: "But i'm just helping him to get to another part of these lands *sneaI love youmile*." Guard: "Yeah yeah, heard that one before... Let me help u with that (holds the bandit off). I better make sure u don't have any weapons hidden somewhere 'eh! Now bend over!   :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 15, 2012, 05:43:32 pm
not that kind of inspection ^^
i mean another bandit feelup  :twisted:
Guard: "Hey! You there... Yes, you! Stop following that peasant carrying 7 crates! No u still following him, walking backwards doesn't make a difference!" Bandit: "But i'm just helping him to get to another part of these lands *sneaI love youmile*." Guard: "Yeah yeah, heard that one before... Let me help u with that (holds the bandit off). I better make sure u don't have any weapons hidden somewhere 'eh! Now bend over!   :twisted:

Guard Captain Tenne: "Dah Fuq are you doin' Bjarky?! You're off the force! Hand in your looms and get out of here before you're bludgeoned to death! Only Fiq is allowed to sodomise the bandits! He with held that long-ago when he was in charge!"
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 15, 2012, 06:54:53 pm
Bjarky: "Pfff, stop drinking so much and spout out misinformed wishywash, sleep it off   :!: "
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 15, 2012, 09:02:26 pm
Stop swallowing cum and rip some balls.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 15, 2012, 09:07:26 pm
That was intense, thank you for the invite.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 15, 2012, 09:23:19 pm
Yeah it was quick ^^
You're always welcome ofc  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 15, 2012, 10:22:51 pm
Ah those coward bandits! They don't have the desire for battle like we do. They only want to get gold and loot.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on March 15, 2012, 10:27:22 pm
Ah those coward bandits! They don't have the desire for battle like we do. They only want to get gold and loot.

And pussy.Doesnt really matter if sheep or human.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on March 15, 2012, 11:00:52 pm
Ah those coward bandits! They don't have the desire for battle like we do.

Coming from a member of the clan formed by a man with no spine.....who's members are mostly archers & shielders.......talking about a hard-core clan with mostly 2handers & polearmers in their rank and absolutely no rangers........

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 15, 2012, 11:11:08 pm
Gnjus is behind the times if he thinks Fallen has any sizable amount of archers anymore. That was so Last year.. Which makes me sad... Very sad... I miss our copious amounts of archers  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 15, 2012, 11:31:56 pm
interesting  :mrgreen:
we where not talking about your clan, Gnjus.
these Wataga are not made of the same stuff like you guys  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 16, 2012, 12:16:16 am
interesting  :mrgreen:
we where not talking about your clan, Gnjus.
these Wataga are not made of the same stuff like you guys  :wink:

True. But you guys got 2 free bumps :lol:. I wasn't talking about clan "Bandits". I would have written "bandits" with capital letter if I referred to you mugfaces. But you really know your roleplaying since what kind of bandit would be able to read and understand the difference between "bandits" and "Bandits" :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on March 16, 2012, 11:25:36 am
True. But you guys got 2 free bumps :lol:. I wasn't talking about clan "Bandits". I would have written "bandits" with capital letter if I referred to you mugfaces. But you really know your roleplaying since what kind of bandit would be able to read and understand the difference between "bandits" and "Bandits" :lol:

We have a saying here that goes something like this: A good excuse is worth it's weight in gold.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on March 16, 2012, 11:34:55 am
We have a saying here that goes something like this: A good excuse is worth it's weight in gold.  :wink:
Yeah sure. And as always have a nice day (http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-731b103aa6cbc7177c0d8dd09b535417)! :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Assarhaddon on March 16, 2012, 01:14:22 pm
Gnjus is behind the times if he thinks Fallen has any sizable amount of archers anymore. That was so Last year.. Which makes me sad... Very sad... I miss our copious amounts of archers  :cry:

Join the Byzzies, they seem to be the 'new Fallen archer squad'.
*angry fist waving* "I'll get you yet.. i'll get you all.. From hells heart i stab at thee!" :twisted:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: BlameMeForTheNoise on March 16, 2012, 02:45:04 pm
Join the Byzzies, they seem to be the 'new Fallen archer squad'.
*angry fist waving* "I'll get you yet.. i'll get you all.. From hells heart i stab at thee!" :twisted:
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Hehehe  8-)
I'll stay true to Polearm or 2handers.
My Brain-out-stupid-berserkcharge-on-mode just doesn't work too good as an archer...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 16, 2012, 04:52:56 pm
Hehehe  8-)
I'll stay true to Polearm or 2handers.
My Brain-out-stupid-berserkcharge-on-mode just doesn't work too good as an archer...

It does, you just don't get as far! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on March 17, 2012, 05:34:35 am
Hey guys!  I'm very new to cRPG & Warband (3 days now, though I've played tons of beta M&B back in the day).  Once I get settled and decide to get on Strategus, I'm very much interest in joining the Caravan Guild.  And I'm very interested in being a Merchant, though my lack of experience may mean I'm not qualified for such.  Anyways, I have a question concerning the build I'm trying to put together.

Being in the Caravan Guild, should I take Riding?  If so, will the bare minimum of 2 (for the Sumpter will suffice)?  Or should I go to 5 Riding, which will give me a bunch of options?  My build can handle either.  It's a versatile build in which I can sacrifice points in Power Throw for Riding.  Or maybe go 3 Riding, to have the Rouncey over the very slow Sumpter (cause can change the build to allow me to have 7 PT, 3 Riding).

Or... should I take riding simply because it's a huge advantage in Strategus, and not necessarily because of the Caravan Guild?  As mentioned, I've not even begun in Strategus, so I have no idea.

Thanks for any helpful info!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 17, 2012, 08:12:48 am
strategus has nothing to do with riding skill, u don't need it for that map.
pls read these threads for a start:
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,11455.0.html
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,18333.0.html
for better webpage layout:
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,11210.0.html
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on March 17, 2012, 09:38:40 am
Thanks for the info, Bjarky!  And I have read those.  But was unsure if having a horse is beneficial to a majority of battles that the Caravan Guild find themselves in.  And was unsure if from a RP standpoint, they would like us to have a horse (riding) if possible.

If a horse is not needed or beneficial to the Caravan Guild's style of play, I'd love to skip Riding altogether.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 17, 2012, 10:10:13 am
Gnjus is behind the times if he thinks Fallen has any sizable amount of archersMembers anymore. That was so Last year.. Which makes me sad... Very sad... I miss our copiousactive amounts of archersMembers  :cry:
fixed that for you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 17, 2012, 01:05:06 pm
Thanks for the info, Bjarky!  And I have read those.  But was unsure if having a horse is beneficial to a majority of battles that the Caravan Guild find themselves in.  And was unsure if from a RP standpoint, they would like us to have a horse (riding) if possible.

If a horse is not needed or beneficial to the Caravan Guild's style of play, I'd love to skip Riding altogether.
yeah u don't need to follow a certain class, we don't have any item or
class restrictions :)
Pls read our OP if u want to apply mate.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 17, 2012, 03:41:16 pm
yeah u don't need to follow a certain class, we don't have any item or
class restrictions :)
Pls read our OP if u want to apply mate.

If you join, we make a point of keeping your options open. We don't restrict anyone to wearing anything they don't want to, you can even use the crappy samurai armour and no one would bat an eyelid. In a sort of RP way: "We're Merchants and Guards from all walks of life, we come with what we have and build on it, whether your father passed down a sword he found in the middle east or a bow from an Englishman it doesn't matter as long as you make money."
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on March 17, 2012, 05:23:11 pm
Thanks guys!  Appreciate the info!

Yeah, I had read the OP, and knew I didn't see any class/equipment restrictions.  But being unsure how battles actually worked in Strategus... I was just uncertain.  I didn't know if being Merchants who travel from town to town... if we'd find ourselves in a lot of battles out in the middle of open plains... where Cavalry has an advantage.

That statement may sound dumb... but as I said, I've not play Strategus.  Thanks again for all the help!  Once I settle in, I hope to submit an application to you guys.  Take care!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 17, 2012, 06:34:04 pm
Thanks guys!  Appreciate the info!

Yeah, I had read the OP, and knew I didn't see any class/equipment restrictions.  But being unsure how battles actually worked in Strategus... I was just uncertain.  I didn't know if being Merchants who travel from town to town... if we'd find ourselves in a lot of battles out in the middle of open plains... where Cavalry has an advantage.

That statement may sound dumb... but as I said, I've not play Strategus.  Thanks again for all the help!  Once I settle in, I hope to submit an application to you guys.  Take care!

It's not dumb, there are loads of things that people don't know and there's no point in laughing at someone who asks a question since if they don't know, they don't know!

Looking forward to your application, it's always good to have interest in our clan so you're welcome to join our teamspeak channel if you want to play alongside us from time to time regardless of whether you've applied.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 17, 2012, 09:48:18 pm
It's not dumb, there are loads of things that people don't know and there's no point in laughing at someone who asks a question since if they don't know, they don't know!
+1
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 19, 2012, 10:38:32 pm
 :arrow:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 19, 2012, 11:08:51 pm
:arrow:
  :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 19, 2012, 11:24:33 pm
  :!:
:?:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 19, 2012, 11:40:42 pm
:?:
:idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 21, 2012, 05:44:31 pm
:idea:
:|
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 21, 2012, 05:49:48 pm
Poor Tenne, having to hang out with such weird people.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 21, 2012, 05:54:59 pm
Poor Tenne, having to hang out with such weird people.  :rolleyes:

I just went back and read the first couple of pages again. It seems we have the same set of active people and the spam we used to have seems to have been a lot more interesting than emote spam! Fear even posted in the first 10 pages! D:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 21, 2012, 06:00:49 pm
Yep, we're going down. Need fresh people for new ideas.
And mind you, we never spam ! It's... it's just... bumps.

Too bad we can't even look at the "super old" Guard's thread in TW forum. ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 21, 2012, 06:08:22 pm
Back when we had Alexander & Bane with their sophisticated garble? We still have intelligence but we're using it less and less to bump... Reasonable explanation is reasonable! :S
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 21, 2012, 07:00:52 pm
  :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 21, 2012, 07:21:25 pm
  :!:
:?:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 21, 2012, 07:47:18 pm
No!  :evil:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 21, 2012, 07:59:28 pm
YES!
Bestest and smartestest bumps evaaar!!!!  :evil:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 22, 2012, 01:21:46 am
why always the bumping  :?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 22, 2012, 01:58:59 am
why always the bumping  :?
why always the kicking and punching?
i never did anything to you  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 22, 2012, 04:17:43 am
kicking and punching..... mhhhh
that just belongs to...to...to... ah i dont know.... its just fun! :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on March 22, 2012, 08:01:37 am
Applied.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 22, 2012, 01:13:10 pm
kicking and punching..... mhhhh
that just belongs to...to...to... ah i dont know.... its just fun! :)

I guess the bandits didn't really help any of that...

Applied.

Wonderful! Looking forward to seeing you in teamspeak and playing alongside you!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on March 22, 2012, 01:25:46 pm
I guess the bandits didn't really help any of that...

Wonderful! Looking forward to seeing you in teamspeak and playing alongside you!

You can see on teamspeak? Teach me master!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 22, 2012, 01:29:17 pm
You can see on teamspeak? Teach me master!

It comes with great power and great knowledge. (If I read his name, I have seen him in teamspeak.)
Don't come to my thread and try and outsmart me, that's only for Lansamur! (And maybe the rest of my clan, but not for you! D:)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 22, 2012, 05:48:29 pm
to be honest, The Bandits dont have anything to do with that.. kicking and punching I learned from you guys!  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 22, 2012, 05:57:49 pm
not from me  O:P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 22, 2012, 07:03:34 pm
Learn me too to kick in duels
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 22, 2012, 08:56:02 pm
I can teach anyone how to kick in duels.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on March 23, 2012, 06:06:28 am
I just wanted to say that I logged on TS late tonight.  It was about midnight my time... so it was the wee hours of the morning for you EU players.  I figured I'd be the only one on at this time.  But wanted to check out the TS server nonetheless (and wanted to let you guys know that).  Hopefully, I can catch you guys this weekend (where my evenings are you folks nights).  But unsure if I'll have some time to log on.  If not no biggy, we'll all meet up at some point!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 23, 2012, 02:10:32 pm
I just wanted to say that I logged on TS late tonight.  It was about midnight my time... so it was the wee hours of the morning for you EU players.  I figured I'd be the only one on at this time.  But wanted to check out the TS server nonetheless (and wanted to let you guys know that).  Hopefully, I can catch you guys this weekend (where my evenings are you folks nights).  But unsure if I'll have some time to log on.  If not no biggy, we'll all meet up at some point!

Yeah it's a pain, i'm sure you'll have more luck tonight considering it's a Friday and some of us will be up at that time. (If you don't go out yourself.) We play better when we're drunk as well...  :rolleyes: (At least we think we do)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 23, 2012, 03:17:53 pm
I certainly do, at least I'm hitting more people.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 23, 2012, 03:34:19 pm
i should not play drunk anymore  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 25, 2012, 03:51:53 pm
I do enjoy myself way more when i'm not sober.
But the others do tend to prefer me sober.

Nobody wants me to be happy. :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 26, 2012, 12:35:07 am
Elmuri sounds hilarious when drunk. But he still pwned my arse.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 26, 2012, 02:23:14 am
I do enjoy myself way more when i'm not sober.
But the others do tend to prefer me sober.

Nobody wants me to be happy. :(
damn right, thats what u get for drinking away "your to be payed bribes" to Mori's villa, now he can't even afford that new jacuzzi he always wanted, shame on  :evil:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 26, 2012, 11:16:13 am
damn right, thats what u get for drinking away "your to be payed bribes" to Mori's villa, now he can't even afford that new jacuzzi he always wanted, shame on  :evil:

You might not be able to, but unlike others I don't waste my money on trivialities, and besides, I'm more than capable of fleecing people out of their money and items for my own gain... Not sure why you guys can't afford things, we're supposed to be a wealthy faction!

Also, I am afraid I have to take a forced break from Warband, I am... how shall we say... otherwise indisposed..?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on March 26, 2012, 12:41:12 pm
Elmuri sounds hilarious when drunk. But he still pwned my arse.
Hmm, well thank you I guess  :?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 26, 2012, 01:15:41 pm
Also, I am afraid I have to take a forced break from Warband, I am... how shall we say... otherwise indisposed..?
hehe, u mean NI?  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 26, 2012, 01:42:08 pm
hehe, u mean NI?  :twisted:

No I mean C# & Project Management.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 26, 2012, 01:57:47 pm
Oh ok.
Good luck mate  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 26, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
Oh, and here I thought you had that idea of charging a car again.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mr. Hannibal on March 26, 2012, 09:57:16 pm
--outdated--
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 26, 2012, 10:04:13 pm
Oh, and here I thought you had that idea of charging a car again.

I've gone over a year without a serious injury relating to a car... I shall make at least to my death. (Probably aided by a car)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on March 29, 2012, 12:31:51 am
I've gone over a year without a serious injury relating to a car... I shall make at least to my death. (Probably aided by a car)
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 29, 2012, 03:05:34 am
You need Wookie back. With that Great Winged Helmet. And that Boulder on a Stick. I miss those times. And Uthred. Those were impressive people. People I looked up to.

Now you only got... hrm... yeah. you see? that is the problem! :O

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Where are those outstanding chars with special personalities in cRPG? With stuff that was markable, especially for noobs. Now all thats left are some spammers and morons.

*sighs* Me sad neaow. Q_Q Goez to sleepz. U_U

Goodnight. Goodfight.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 29, 2012, 09:37:21 am
Hey.

They have me!  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 29, 2012, 10:19:24 am
Who?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on March 29, 2012, 12:49:42 pm
i guess you missed something.. feel sorry for you
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Vibe on March 29, 2012, 12:57:32 pm
He's just mad he can't keep up with even the worst players nowadays.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 29, 2012, 01:23:19 pm
Pssht, I'm renowned and sense of style is legendary, you know it is.

We have many well known members, they're not infamous either. Stop leeching from it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 29, 2012, 04:43:25 pm
I'm just mad I can't keep up with even the worst players nowadays.
fixed that for you.

i guess you missed something.. feel sorry for you
Yah. I miss the old days. :(

Pssht, I'm renowned and sense of style is legendary, you know it is.

We have many well known members, they're not infamous either. Stop leeching from it.
You, sire, are inactive. "Doudalli!" like we frankonians would say in english.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 29, 2012, 08:13:25 pm
If being remarkable mean riding on a charger, using full plate and a heavy weapon, and this 24h/24, then i guess we still need at least one or two heirlooms to sell before achieving that notoriety.

But wait...i don't think we need it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on March 29, 2012, 08:53:31 pm
We're rich mofus, baby!

Anyways. Who are you, "Niemand"? Can't remember you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 29, 2012, 09:51:24 pm
I am Nobody. There are a few movies about me. I am played by Terrence Hill there.

Also I am able to do a better roundhousekick than chuck norris.
And! I am scared of the black man.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on March 30, 2012, 08:37:24 am
BOO!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on March 30, 2012, 08:43:18 am
oowaaaah! \o/
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on March 31, 2012, 01:32:37 pm
Don't bother reading Niemand's comments please, he has nothing to do with the Guards !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on March 31, 2012, 09:29:01 pm
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 8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Mallets on April 01, 2012, 12:34:50 pm
Just saying hey, and that I've not forgotten about you guys!  Just been crazy busy this past week, and play time has been limited.  I've gotten on TS once or twice, but have yet to catch anyone on.  I did play several rounds with Tristan tonight.  He chopped my face in half at one point!

Anyways, just staying in touch.  I'm still learning tons about fighting, different builds, which builds I like, and so on.  As well as earning money to get better equipment.  So no rush on joining up or anything (at least on my part).  I've having a blast figuring it all out.  Once I do, I may push harder to connect with you guys, and get involved with Strategus.  Until then, I'll check in periodically.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 01, 2012, 03:41:56 pm
Just saying hey, and that I've not forgotten about you guys!  Just been crazy busy this past week, and play time has been limited.  I've gotten on TS once or twice, but have yet to catch anyone on.  I did play several rounds with Tristan tonight.  He chopped my face in half at one point!

Anyways, just staying in touch.  I'm still learning tons about fighting, different builds, which builds I like, and so on.  As well as earning money to get better equipment.  So no rush on joining up or anything (at least on my part).  I've having a blast figuring it all out.  Once I do, I may push harder to connect with you guys, and get involved with Strategus.  Until then, I'll check in periodically.
sure thing mate, there is no rush  :)

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nice one, only 1 heirloom to go  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 01, 2012, 04:31:56 pm
No, on some armors Reinforced is +3, not Lordly
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 01, 2012, 04:36:19 pm
oh, didn't realize lol
GZ Tenne  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on April 04, 2012, 09:34:12 am
[H]ello! Will be back tomorrow maybe. The break was indeed necessary
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 04, 2012, 11:49:25 am
Yay  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 06, 2012, 11:52:37 am
Gratz for killing thoses damn fake bandits.
Feels good to have those little punishment raids. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 06, 2012, 04:15:24 pm
Gratz for killing thoses damn fake bandits.
Feels good to have those little punishment raids. :mrgreen:
raids?! no sir! Those are Inspections!  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on April 08, 2012, 03:35:25 am
raids?! no sir! Those are Inspections!  :wink:
Allgemeine Verkehrskontrolle! Führerschein und Fahrzeugpapiere bitte! Ham sie was getrunken? ...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 08, 2012, 10:22:18 am
Allgemeine Verkehrskontrolle! Führerschein und Fahrzeugpapiere bitte! Ham sie was getrunken? ...
Genau, oder unverzollte güter, warenschmuggel iss ooch net erlaubt  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 08, 2012, 01:22:12 pm
Kedelke will be open for business again.
The sell taxes have been put down to 10%.
The hourly visiting fee is degraded to 5 gold.
People who just want to craft or make goods and caravan are welcome to enter and work  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on April 08, 2012, 01:29:23 pm
Genau, oder unverzollte güter, warenschmuggel iss ooch net erlaubt  :idea:
Du hast nich zufällig Ahnung von Import-geschäften und Zoll und sowas, oder? Ich brauch mal wen der sich damit auskennt...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 08, 2012, 03:29:40 pm
hmmm... nope, kp von den bureaukraten kram ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 08, 2012, 05:32:46 pm
Kedelke will be open for business again.
The sell taxes have been put down to 10%.
The hourly visiting fee is degraded to 5 gold.
People who just want to craft or make goods and caravan are welcome to enter and work  :idea:

And there was a lot of rejoice !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 08, 2012, 09:10:33 pm
The Guild has expanded once again, those blasted bandits were sent straight to hell.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: PsyKoZe on April 09, 2012, 01:11:29 pm
Hey guys, just passed by to say Hello!

Longtime no see!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 10, 2012, 12:16:33 am
Hey guys, just passed by to say Hello!

Longtime no see!
indeed, welcome back mate  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 10, 2012, 02:09:13 am
indeed, welcome back mate  :D

Not sure he's back, just saying hi, either way, I hope you stick around.

Also, a note on my inactivity, I should be making a come back soon... Just whenever I can find the time.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Minx on April 11, 2012, 12:53:48 pm
I'm still here.  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: ulya on April 11, 2012, 02:18:55 pm
How active is the faction these days?
I am thinking of applying.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 11, 2012, 07:29:33 pm
How active is the faction these days?
I am thinking of applying.
what kind of activity are u looking for?
we are quite relaxed and easygoing, so if u seek an heavy duty clan for only skilled people, then we are not the place  :P
most eu afternoons and evenings we usually have some people on ts though  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: ulya on April 12, 2012, 01:00:03 am
I am new to cRPG, but am really liking Strat, so I guess some faction that does some operations in it every now and then.

Do you have a steam I could contact you on?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 12, 2012, 09:08:15 pm
Oh !  :shock:
Unfortunately, a lot of bandits wonder through the lands, so we can only effectively guard some caravans and have recently freed a village from thoses thieves. So every now and then, a trade or a battle will happen.

But we're definitely not as active as we were in the beginning of this Strat version. Boredom.
Feel free to join the TS though.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: ulya on April 12, 2012, 10:42:55 pm
Unfortunately, a lot of bandits wonder through the lands,

This is why I am interested in joining, bandits raiders are far too strong atm, we must halt it!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 13, 2012, 07:27:51 pm
This is why I am interested in joining, bandits raiders are far too strong atm, we must halt it!

That's the spirit !  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 17, 2012, 06:43:02 pm
Third page?

Come on guys, I'm supposed to be the inactive one!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 17, 2012, 06:44:03 pm
I'll start posting poems to Bis-Cutes every day then.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 18, 2012, 01:03:36 am
I'll start posting poems to Bis-Cutes every day then.

No please ! It's okay, we'll deal with the problem.

I blame Bjarky for this thread going third page.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 18, 2012, 02:27:40 am
No please ! It's okay, we'll deal with the problem.

I blame Bjarky for this thread going third page.
ahahaha
no, i blame you!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 18, 2012, 03:03:06 am
No please ! It's okay, we'll deal with the problem.

I blame Bjarky for this thread going third page.

Careful, otherwise I will give Tears the go-ahead!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 18, 2012, 11:44:36 am
Careful, otherwise I will give Tears the go-ahead!  :lol:

Such cruelty...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 18, 2012, 06:40:02 pm
Such cruelty...

That's why I'm the boss.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on April 18, 2012, 06:48:39 pm
I recognise that avatar. I'm a little embarassed when I see it.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 18, 2012, 09:10:11 pm
That's why I'm the boss.
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 18, 2012, 09:19:52 pm
lol
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 19, 2012, 04:41:16 pm
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Be quiet minion. You have *spoiler* say here.

I recognise that avatar. I'm a little embarassed when I see it.

Took you long enough :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 20, 2012, 03:40:06 pm
I remember our last attempt to remove Lord Tennenoth from the throne.
Maybe... it's time... for... the Second Crusade !

Let's make Asca our leader !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 20, 2012, 04:22:11 pm
I remember our last attempt to remove Lord Tennenoth from the throne.
Maybe... it's time... for... the Second Crusade !

Let's make Asca our leader !
Asca is abusive as hell, declined.
Tenne stays  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 20, 2012, 05:27:36 pm
I remember our last attempt to remove Lord Tennenoth from the throne.
Maybe... it's time... for... the Second Crusade !

Let's make Asca our leader !

So, after failing so horribly the first time, you wish to try again? How foolish! However I do like the "Lord Tennenoth" part.
Rabenschrey already calls me Lord when he talks to me on steam, I think the rest of you should start. :D

Asca is abusive as hell, declined.
Tenne stays  :P

Well that was quick. (Not that I'm even active or do anything as head these days :P)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 20, 2012, 07:01:32 pm
Well, since the proper channels of bribery where in use, there won't be an change $_$
Don't worry about it  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 20, 2012, 07:15:52 pm
Lord Tennenoth. We may get used to that.

We'll just omit the part where we actually say of what you're Lord.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 20, 2012, 08:40:06 pm
Lord Tennenoth. We may get used to that.

We'll just omit the part where we actually say of what you're Lord.  :mrgreen:

Nonetheless it still means I am ranked higher, so regardless, I win. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 21, 2012, 12:11:54 am
Nonetheless it still means I am ranked higher, so regardless, I win. :D

You're officially ranked higher.
If only you knew what's happening in the shadows...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 21, 2012, 01:00:39 am
You're officially ranked higher.
If only you knew what's happening in the shadows...

You needn't be in the shadows, it's not like I'm even there.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 21, 2012, 03:22:34 am
 @Bulzur: Pst! Tenne is in the shadows  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on April 21, 2012, 03:54:44 am
I miss Tenne's soothing voice and silky wording on ts :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on April 21, 2012, 07:13:53 am
Quote
Asca is abusive as hell, declined.

Reading that in the morning half asleep doesnt make me feel happy  :cry:

Bjarky you sneaky, grinchy, fringy (forgot the real word here) something!

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 21, 2012, 08:18:42 am
what?
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 21, 2012, 03:33:48 pm
I miss Tenne's soothing voice and silky wording on ts :oops:

After I finish my coursework I will make sure to serenade you. Everything stops on the 9th of May (hopefully).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 22, 2012, 04:23:00 pm
After I finish my coursework I will make sure to serenade you. Everything stops on the 9th of May (hopefully).

Looking forward to it !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on April 23, 2012, 03:37:15 am
Damn, Tenne. I just saw it: Our old CoCo-Battlevid you made (the one that I cant watch - THANKS TO FUCKING SHITGEMAmy old friendMORONS sry, had to say that.) has around 2800 Views... while the battle Merc vs Templars has only 2200 or so views. Damn we should do more stuff like that. Maybe I will buy some sumpter horses, boardshields and morningstars, aswell as bride-dresses, to attack DRZ again. :D

But this time you gotta play Wagner backwards, so the fuckin GEMA can suck our youknowhats. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on April 23, 2012, 08:17:08 am
Proxtube ftw.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 23, 2012, 07:17:39 pm
Damn, Tenne. I just saw it: Our old CoCo-Battlevid you made (the one that I cant watch - THANKS TO FUCKING SHITGEMAmy old friendMORONS sry, had to say that.) has around 2800 Views... while the battle Merc vs Templars has only 2200 or so views. Damn we should do more stuff like that. Maybe I will buy some sumpter horses, boardshields and morningstars, aswell as bride-dresses, to attack DRZ again. :D

But this time you gotta play Wagner backwards, so the fuckin GEMA can suck our youknowhats. :D

This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tu5elvP6o

I'm not sure how it has had that many views but I should sign up to google's whole "money" scheme. I know that's not a lot but I would just like to see how little 2,880 views over a year would actually pull in!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LiasTheBeast on April 23, 2012, 08:49:57 pm
Hello everyone!

As you may have noticed I've been taking some time off. This has been for various reasons which are not worth telling. I just want to shout out that I'm back and up n' running!

I've noticed that there have been a lot of changes since I were last on so you'll all have to have some patience in the beginning but I have already begun the process of updating my self so I'll be compatible with the new hot stuff.

It's good to be back! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 23, 2012, 10:08:55 pm
Welcome back mate  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on April 23, 2012, 11:17:26 pm
This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tu5elvP6o

I'm not sure how it has had that many views but I should sign up to google's whole "money" scheme. I know that's not a lot but I would just like to see how little 2,880 views over a year would actually pull in!  :lol:
Yah. that one.

I demand sharing wiff me!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 24, 2012, 02:26:37 pm
I'll see if I can pull it from youtube and host a drop box version or something. :)

Besides that... I think I should start coming back, I'm getting messages from people asking for stuff because "I've stopped playing cRPG" and they "don't want my items to go to waste."

Eheh, for everyones information, I have not quit, I will return, stop asking for my stuff, particularly through other forums.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 25, 2012, 06:31:38 pm
Welcome back Lias !



Besides that... I think I should start coming back, I'm getting messages from people asking for stuff because "I've stopped playing cRPG" and they "don't want my items to go to waste."

Eheh, for everyones information, I have not quit, I will return, stop asking for my stuff, particularly through other forums.

Dunno who were the people asking your stuff, but the lone fact that you "think you should start coming back" is a victory in itself ! Continue spamming him till you really see him in game ! :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on April 26, 2012, 09:00:15 pm
I bought a lovely new turntable! I just need lp-records but they are so expensive. I have only two atm :cry:

Just bumping
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Rhalzo on April 27, 2012, 08:06:36 am
Congrats on getting Rduna and it was nice fighting with you guys tonight. Let me know if you need any NA mercs again and I may be able to grab some more FIDLGB guys to bring with me.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 27, 2012, 10:48:52 am
Nice to see we're getting somewhere at last now that everyone else is inactive!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 27, 2012, 01:16:49 pm
Thanks for the good fun yesterday night.
Just didn't see time flying by, and woke up late.
We are such an inactive clan, luckily we can find people to wage war for us.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 27, 2012, 06:28:54 pm
Congrats on getting Rduna and it was nice fighting with you guys tonight. Let me know if you need any NA mercs again and I may be able to grab some more FIDLGB guys to bring with me.
yeah, thx for helping out mate  :D

Thanks for the good fun yesterday night.
Just didn't see time flying by, and woke up late.
We are such an inactive clan, luckily we can find people to wage war for us.
we are not that inactive lol, still have enough people running about on ts and now also Tenne is more active again \o/
it was just a shitty time of battle, because of Rduna's nighttime setting i didn't know of  :mrgreen:
anywho Rduna will only be an asset for an upcoming fun battle, more info soon  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on April 28, 2012, 08:32:53 pm
Wicked!!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on April 29, 2012, 10:11:07 am
"What a wicked game you played to make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you"
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on April 29, 2012, 10:18:48 am
"What a wicked game you played to make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you"
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

Wicked!!!
Toffi - Wicked!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on April 29, 2012, 05:43:12 pm
True Tennenoth!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on April 30, 2012, 07:27:53 pm
Bullocks !  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on April 30, 2012, 08:07:59 pm
sry boys, there wont be an fun battle on Rduna, just a boring transaction, don't have time for the other guy to get online anymore.
if anyone decides to attack that fief, who is not the buyer, u get ur ass kicked, there i said it  visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 01, 2012, 12:22:04 am
A shame. I miss the occasional peasant wars, where the people with PT 10 would own the battlefields with their rocks.
Good fun.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on May 01, 2012, 03:09:40 am
Ok tell me his, I liove lansamur he is os seys and i want hi m to be my husband!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 01, 2012, 04:56:00 pm
Anyone want to do my AUFDW coursework please? It is by far the most boring piece of coursework I have ever got.

Reading an explanation of what I have to will probably knock you out... If that sounds good to you, I will happily send you the material so you can get to work ASAP.

Thank you for your consideration.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 01, 2012, 08:51:59 pm
Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 01, 2012, 08:58:05 pm
Tenne, just tell what the hell AUFDW stands for.
But i'm afraid my skills do not cover this area of expertise. Shall i make you some cofee so you can get on with the work ?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 01, 2012, 09:30:53 pm
Tenne, just tell what the hell AUFDW stands for.
But i'm afraid my skills do not cover this area of expertise. Shall i make you some cofee so you can get on with the work ?

AUFDW - Application Usability for Desktop and Web.

Absolute bollocks, GCSE level (16 year old) GUI design. -.-' Sooooo bored... I didn't go to university to sit through lectures on why "making sure a button does what it says it does."

A coffee would be nice though, it might do good for my throat...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 01, 2012, 10:31:44 pm
Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26.  :wink:
Don't know his but mine is 18. Beat that
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 01, 2012, 10:32:22 pm
Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26.  :wink:

Not quite as low.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 01, 2012, 10:33:21 pm
A coffee would be nice though, it might do good for my throat...
warm milk with honey, tasty and soothing  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 02, 2012, 12:10:11 am
Not quite as low.

I need the exact number. How much more pizza's, burek's & kebab's do i need to eat before i can beat you ? Am i gonna have to declare bankrupt before Croatia enters EU ?  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on May 02, 2012, 05:15:14 am
Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26.  :wink:
and 20 of it belongs to your nose.

Don't know his but mine is 18. Beat that
Sounds like you live in east-germany...

warm milk with honey, tasty and soothing  :idea:
warm milk with honey... yaaaah! nothing better there. but dont get the milk too warm. cuz the honey will lose its effects then.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 02, 2012, 07:47:14 am
I need the exact number. How much more pizza's, burek's & kebab's do i need to eat before i can beat you ? Am i gonna have to declare bankrupt before Croatia enters EU ?  :wink:

Add 10 to your number and you got it! :O Although, people always don't have the balls to tell me I'm fat, they keep telling me I don't look like I'm weighing =/>120kg. :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on May 02, 2012, 07:54:01 am
Leechamur. You're fat.

Sorry, I just had to say that. No real harm intended, I don't fuckin care, youre not female enough to be of interest for me. :P


Also! Tennenuff! you signed up for the wrong side you traiting my old friendchor! :O
I will make sure to give you some of my arrows. In you head. (If I finally start to be able to hit something. -.-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 02, 2012, 08:47:43 am
Well the reason people don't dare to call Lansamus fat is cus he actually looks like a big mean viking in rl, no one wants do get his ass kicked, even though lansa is a friendly guy, u can never know for sure  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 02, 2012, 10:19:58 am
Also! Tennenuff! you signed up for the wrong side you traiting my old friendchor! :O
I will make sure to give you some of my arrows. In you head. (If I finally start to be able to hit something. -.-)

Nope.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 02, 2012, 05:15:44 pm
www.medievalists.net/2012/04/30/battle-of-the-nations-warsaw-poland/
Medieval Tournament stream, check it out  :D
damn awsome, 5vs5 national team fights right now.
later today there will be 21vs21 fights  :D

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: B3RS3RK on May 02, 2012, 10:40:14 pm
Well the reason people don't dare to call Lansamus fat is cus he actually looks like a big mean viking in rl, no one wants do get his ass kicked, even though lansa is a friendly guy, u can never know for sure  :mrgreen:

He is Technoviking after a month in america.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on May 03, 2012, 04:26:43 am
Tenne is my sweet darling. He would never sign up against me. :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 03, 2012, 02:35:54 pm
Tenne is my sweet darling. He would never sign up against me. :oops:

But also I was unable to make the battle and I apologise for that. We organised to go to the cinema at 2 and low and behold we didn't get in until 5...  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 03, 2012, 02:59:58 pm
And i was ready in the battle to shot you, no sneaky merchant mutiny backstab honor for me  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 04, 2012, 06:50:09 pm
I wasn't there. Someone trustworthy had to keep an eye on all the gold we and Scrooge had stock up.
No beach, but a great swimming pool !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 05, 2012, 03:36:54 pm
I wasn't there. Someone trustworthy had to keep an eye on all the gold we and Scrooge had stock up.
No beach, but a great swimming pool !

I guess the swimming pool is enough to keep Lansamur entertained with his old searaiding habits... We might have to get him something bigger at a later date however.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 05, 2012, 07:32:28 pm
Yarr!

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 06, 2012, 12:50:03 am
Yörr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 07, 2012, 06:04:15 pm
Kedelke's visiting fee has been set to 2 gold per hour and sell tax is set to 5%  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on May 10, 2012, 08:22:27 am
This is how Lansamur sounds when we attack his caravan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiWnZ3aY51g

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 11, 2012, 08:50:48 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 11:57:43 am
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Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 11:59:04 am
page 100
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Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:01:20 pm
page 100
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Post by: Bjarky on May 13, 2012, 12:04:26 pm
not yet  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:06:28 pm
page 100
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 13, 2012, 12:14:29 pm
page 100
Page 100?  :mrgreen:

*edit*

Fail.  :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:30:25 pm
page 100
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:33:16 pm
i started way too early doing this, but im gonna finish what i started

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Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:35:36 pm
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Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:37:26 pm
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Post by: Elmuri on May 13, 2012, 12:39:19 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 13, 2012, 04:05:36 pm
omg, Elmuri go make an alt called Guard_the_Spammer  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 13, 2012, 04:40:35 pm
page 30 for me.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 13, 2012, 07:31:22 pm
Well... Err... I think it's time for you to hide Elmuri, they don't appreciate spam!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 13, 2012, 07:45:06 pm
page 30 for me.
omg its page 100 for my posts  :shock:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 13, 2012, 07:47:24 pm
omg its page 100 for my posts  :shock:
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Look at your settings.  :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 13, 2012, 07:57:52 pm
well it does with mah default settings   :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 13, 2012, 09:10:44 pm
set mine to 50 perpage, was tired of all the clicking for new pages, I like scrolling more.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 15, 2012, 05:17:47 pm
Our more important topic should be how to ensure a perpetual 'first page to find Guard's topic'. Without spamming. Pretty difficult and wide subject. You have 4 days to find a solution. I won't allow stealing other's work.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 15, 2012, 09:44:38 pm
Our more important topic should be how to ensure a perpetual 'first page to find Guard's topic'. Without spamming. Pretty difficult and wide subject. You have 4 days to find a solution. I won't allow stealing other's work.

I don't understand... :(

On an unrelated note, victory once again resides over the Guild... The bandits who attacked our bretheren have been vanguished and their spoils have been taken.
We are peaceful, but these pesky bandits will know no mercy.
The glory and honour belong to our fighters, and for that, we thank you.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on May 16, 2012, 02:22:34 pm
Tenne, great leader! visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 16, 2012, 02:41:58 pm
Indeed, our Cured Leather was saved and delivered to it's assigned destination  8-)
Thank you to everyone who chipped in on the battle  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 16, 2012, 09:03:57 pm
Fine wednesday night and where are everyone?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bifi on May 16, 2012, 09:16:08 pm
Look behind you
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 16, 2012, 11:10:03 pm
Fine wednesday night and where are everyone?

Behind the bar. Behind you.


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And you should expect nothing less oh valourous Gurni.

You should join us in teamspeak or maybe help organise a Nordic Guard night  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on May 17, 2012, 06:28:51 am
You like a nord invasion, don't you? :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 17, 2012, 07:31:10 am
You like a nord invasion, don't you? :oops:

Only from a select few and in a non-sexual way. I think you know what I mean!  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 17, 2012, 12:44:33 pm
Fine wednesday night and where are everyone?
Being drunk at the bar and later at a birthday party.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 17, 2012, 01:33:55 pm
yeh i'm in germany currently, so no ts for me  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 20, 2012, 12:54:53 pm
Our more important topic should be how to ensure a perpetual 'first page to find Guard's topic'. Without spamming. Pretty difficult and wide subject. You have 4 days to find a solution. I won't allow stealing other's work.
4 days gone. Whats going to happen now?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 20, 2012, 01:51:49 pm
spam?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: H4rdn3ssKill3r on May 20, 2012, 10:55:08 pm
spam?  :P
Aheeem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: MrExxc on May 22, 2012, 08:11:57 pm
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Click on the goddam picture!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 23, 2012, 04:12:01 am
Everyone already knows it's happening... Why spam each clan thread?  :|
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 23, 2012, 09:53:04 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 23, 2012, 09:53:48 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: LordBerenger on May 23, 2012, 09:55:07 pm
Everyone already knows it's happening... Why spam each clan thread?  :|

Be happy u got Shogunate SPAM'd and bumped!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 23, 2012, 11:53:22 pm
The map used is badly made, i can't even see my village, when it should be in the middle, and with the name in bold.
This is obviously favorism for the people living in the center of Calradia.
The admins are already corrupted !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on May 24, 2012, 08:24:12 am
The map used is badly made, i can't even see my village, when it should be in the middle, and with the name in bold.
This is obviously favorism for the people living in the center of Calradia.
The admins are already corrupted !

Wasn't me.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 24, 2012, 10:40:36 pm
4 days gone. Whats going to happen now?

Sorry missed that.

We're doomed !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 25, 2012, 12:52:39 am
thx to the guys who joined our battles, Wataga are kicked out of the neighbourhood once again.
Zagush and it's Kittens are now open to peaceful people.
Taxes are 5% and hourly fee is 2 gold  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on May 27, 2012, 09:26:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRxDZzpllE&feature=related
up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 27, 2012, 10:56:28 pm
Mmmmhmmmmm!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on May 28, 2012, 10:45:48 pm
The sunglasses do the trick.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 29, 2012, 07:35:35 pm
exclusive banner slot is acquired  :D
now onto the editing  :D
thx goes to Baby_Wolf  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on May 31, 2012, 11:33:35 am
Oldest clan still alive a kicking... Harder than ever before!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on May 31, 2012, 06:54:12 pm
Oldest clan still alive a kicking... Harder than ever before!

Are we? I know we had this discussion before but I don't think we ever proved it...  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on May 31, 2012, 06:59:16 pm
nah we are one of the oldest, got beat by a couple hours or days by 2-3 other clans, but we are way up there on the list though  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 01, 2012, 06:05:43 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 01, 2012, 06:09:12 am
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Let's just say Minx isn't that innocent... Even the name suggests it... I am still unsure about why he calls himself that as well but I can't comment on his drag outfits, although I find his choice of shoes to be absolutely fabulous!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 01, 2012, 10:17:27 am
Templars and Fallen are older, I believe.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 01, 2012, 12:57:04 pm
not Fallen, but Ninja, Templol, Mercs and Staffmasters (but i'm not gonna count le staffs, cus they where not really about the clan concept)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 01, 2012, 01:26:58 pm
Yeah Fallen was founded by Beauchamp to kill ALL TEMPLOLS!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 01, 2012, 11:00:22 pm
Yeah Fallen was founded by Beauchamp to kill ALL TEMPLOLS!

Founded by "the beauty champion". That's how I always interpreted his name.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 02, 2012, 02:50:41 pm
Damn camel traders!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 02, 2012, 06:00:20 pm
Who let this alterboy out?! Shoo shoo, back to Brede's  bed chambers  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 02, 2012, 08:23:19 pm
Who let this alterboy out?! Shoo shoo, back to Brede's  bed chambers  :P

He doesn't keep a good eye on them... He really should stop letting them run wild. Madness!
At least Fiq keeps hold of his camels  :rolleyes: They don't come storming around different threads.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 02, 2012, 08:26:32 pm
Who let this alterboy out?! Shoo shoo, back to Brede's  bed chambers  :P

Alterboi want's on a crusade somewhere else than Brede's bed chambers :D
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 02, 2012, 09:58:34 pm
I'll storm whatever i damn well lease, hold your tongue or it might be your bed chamber next.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 02, 2012, 10:06:54 pm
I'll storm whatever i damn well lease, hold your tongue or it might be your bed chamber next.

What kind of a threat is that?  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 02, 2012, 10:11:38 pm
What kind of a threat is that?  :lol:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 02, 2012, 10:25:54 pm
One that should scare any straight man
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 03, 2012, 01:08:37 am
One that should scare any straight man

You don't lease my house, therefore you can't storm it, meaning you can't get to my bed chambers.

I guess you should say "one that should scare any straight man, who doesn't own his house."

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Casimir on June 03, 2012, 01:18:38 am
*please
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 03, 2012, 03:00:47 am
Helllo
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 03, 2012, 03:52:20 am
*please

Even if you ask nicely, I'm still not letting you rent me a house.
I'm afraid you have been foiled dear Templar!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 03, 2012, 03:55:04 am
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Casimir pls
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on June 03, 2012, 12:57:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 04, 2012, 02:36:47 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s)

Wut.... I mean, WUT?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 04, 2012, 06:03:08 am
And the rich get richer:

http://c-rpg.net/?page=lotteryresults

This seems to be working correctly.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 04, 2012, 06:47:42 am
After all that bribing, off course it does  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 04, 2012, 08:59:02 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zADvgUe_e94#t=5s)

Could be me. Without the voice and brown hair.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 05, 2012, 01:05:23 am
Could be me. Without the voice and brown hair.
that guy?! pfff don't have illusions about yourself, he is much higher than u  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 05, 2012, 09:24:11 am
that guy?! pfff don't have illusions about yourself, he is much higher than u  :P

Probably not quite as drunk though. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Niemand on June 05, 2012, 09:32:24 am
Probably not quite as drunk though. :rolleyes:
And not quite as leechy. :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 05, 2012, 10:13:20 am
And not quite as leechy. :P

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What?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Libertha on June 07, 2012, 01:26:24 pm
bump for zeh guards ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 07, 2012, 01:26:54 pm
bump for zeh guards ;)

And welcome to our newest member! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 08, 2012, 02:52:46 am
Let's organize a raid on Rageball as a welcoming party for Libertha !
Of course, Asca HAS to be there. She told us she wants to play goalkeeper, and stay there alone, always. No need for defenders, she mesmerize attackers with her naked body, so they always pass the ball to her. Awesome tactic.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 08, 2012, 08:41:22 am
But we still love you Asca !

We do?

All for it, as soon as Paul fixes bukz :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 08, 2012, 09:00:37 am
Asca is mean  :oops:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 08, 2012, 11:36:47 am
Actually there is not a single day that YOU are not mean... always making me sad, angry.....

One day I will be so done and there is no other opportunity such as LEAVING!  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Prpavi on June 08, 2012, 12:08:58 pm
Asca you know the doors to the Saracen empire are open to you and the throne is waiting for you.

You ought to be a Queen (to put it in commoners terms) not a mere Lady on some barbarian european "noblemans" estate.

All the fine fabrics, rugs, gold, rubies and emerads await you in the Palace of Gnjus and the fitting Panguians chair next to his.

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bosco on June 08, 2012, 12:10:56 pm
And don't worry, we will redeem you with 200 fine camels.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 08, 2012, 12:53:45 pm
And don't worry, we will redeem you with 200 fine camels.

You will redeem US, the Caravan Guild, or her, Asca ?


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Lansa, i thought it was fixed, played it yesterday, and you don't drop the ball randomly. Is there something else bothering the players ?

And, we have this pretty strange expression in France : "Qui aime bien, châtie bien."
Roughly translated to : "Who likes someone, can't resist making them mad sometimes."
Mr Dictionnary tells me you have this "Spare the rod and spoil the children" as an equivalent, but i'm not sure if it means the exact same thing.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Dezilagel on June 08, 2012, 03:13:39 pm
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 08, 2012, 04:06:49 pm
Poor Asca always getting abused, but I guess she likes the attention otherwise she wouldn't keep coming back online.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bosco on June 08, 2012, 04:13:14 pm
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5/5
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 08, 2012, 05:01:43 pm
O.o
you should really stop it
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 08, 2012, 05:15:15 pm
Actually there is not a single day that YOU are not mean... always making me sad, angry.....

One day I will be so done and there is no other opportunity such as LEAVING!  :cry:
no u  :oops:
i'm always friendly, i don't kidnap people  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 08, 2012, 06:24:44 pm
you threatened me to kidnap my dog!!!!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 08, 2012, 06:30:19 pm
nah, i was just talking aboot it to get even, but i wouldn't dare to :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tristan on June 09, 2012, 08:59:57 pm
\0/
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on June 09, 2012, 09:45:13 pm
Asca come back to kitchen boyos are hungary
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 10, 2012, 10:54:53 pm
Asca come back to kitchen boyos are hungary

This would imply she left that place once.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 11, 2012, 10:04:32 am
I'm so sorry. Qu'est ce que tu veux ?  :oops:

He wants English lessons.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 11, 2012, 08:58:47 pm
He wants English lessons.

No.

U.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 11, 2012, 09:42:13 pm
No.

U.

I think you need them as well.

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New banner?


Screenshots of our line up.
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 13, 2012, 03:14:05 pm
I was about to bumo but I didnt come up with anything to say

E: Can you say like that? Come up with?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 14, 2012, 12:20:37 am
Well dont answer
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 14, 2012, 12:28:10 am
I was about to bumo but I didnt come up with anything to say

E: Can you say like that? Come up with?

Yes, you can say that.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 14, 2012, 12:28:40 am
OK thanks, I wasnt sure
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 14, 2012, 01:19:32 am
I think you need them as well.

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will it blend?  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 14, 2012, 01:33:47 am
will it blend?  :P

I bloody well hope so because it's hideous and we need an eye friendly way of disposing of it!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Minx on June 14, 2012, 03:25:58 am
Its fabulous!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 14, 2012, 03:28:39 am
Its fabulous!
Indeed <3
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 14, 2012, 01:53:06 pm
no disposing
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Libertha on June 15, 2012, 01:24:18 pm
pink eagle banner *shivers*
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 15, 2012, 02:27:28 pm
If that passes, I'll leave the clan.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 15, 2012, 03:17:22 pm
If that passes, I'll leave the clan.

It won't pass, I already said that I will go authoritarian on their arses and reject it automatically.

I got "This isn't a dictatorship" before someone else "That's what he wanted you to believe" - why do you think I don't do anything? :D (Rhetorical question before you come up with something sarky and rather dull.)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 15, 2012, 04:43:20 pm
 :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Molly on June 15, 2012, 04:56:01 pm
:cry:
Since you already have a place in our heart, Asca, you do know that there is always a place in our kitchen clan! They just dont appeciate you the way we do.  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 15, 2012, 06:07:15 pm
neither do you...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Molly on June 15, 2012, 06:34:38 pm
neither do you...

That reply doesn't make sense. I don't even...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bosco on June 15, 2012, 06:42:21 pm
- Women
- Making sense

Pick one.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 15, 2012, 06:46:32 pm

That reply doesn't make sense. I don't even...

haha... lol  :oops:
next time i will read the whole sentence :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Molly on June 15, 2012, 06:57:41 pm
haha... lol  :oops:
next time i will read the whole sentence :D
Jesus, you're so adorable!  8-)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on June 15, 2012, 07:04:22 pm
If that passes, I'll leave the clan.

Don't worry guys he can't leave the clan.

@asca I think molly is seducing you with lettuce

@molly I think asca is seducing you with cucumber

@you I think you are deluded
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 15, 2012, 07:09:52 pm

@asca I think molly is seducing you with lettuce

@molly I think asca is seducing you with cucumber

@you I think you are deluded

 :shock: erm... waht?!?!?!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Molly on June 15, 2012, 07:13:17 pm
Djavo broke the spell...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 17, 2012, 10:24:28 pm
I have never heard Tenne laugh like that... so to give you all that wonderful chance :P

My ingame disability  :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 17, 2012, 10:56:57 pm
That was bloody hilarious, it started with you tip-toeing around before one leg started to go sideways, then you were running on one knee and tip-toes before it fell off completely!

I've seen the end result but I've never seen it progress quite so well. Brilliant!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 17, 2012, 11:25:54 pm
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maybe thats better :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Libertha on June 19, 2012, 12:03:18 pm
the guards keep on fighting no matter if we miss our.... legs..?...?

sillypants
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 19, 2012, 09:35:02 pm
the guards keep on fighting no matter if we miss our.... legs..?...?

sillypants

Well, Asca does anyway... I like to give up when they hit me in the face too many times :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 19, 2012, 11:05:06 pm
renown test

E: shitty score
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 19, 2012, 11:16:51 pm
renown test

E: shitty score

It's pointless and more or less annoying, I wouldn't worry about it! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 19, 2012, 11:21:35 pm
It's pointless and more or less annoying, I wouldn't worry about it! :D

I got more renown than  Tenne.  :twisted:

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 19, 2012, 11:32:57 pm
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PersonTotal Time Spent OnlineTotal PostsTotal Topics StartedNumber of Polls CreatedNumber of Votes Cast
Tennenoth26 days, 10 hours and 15 minutes.1194 posts20 topics0 polls180 votes
Bulzur14 days, 15 hours and 17 minutes.1064 posts16 topics3 polls280 votes

Less time online having done nearly the same amount. (I have no idea if it even has anything to do with these statistics, but they seemed reasonable considering how close our scores our and our forum activity.)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 20, 2012, 12:50:38 am
General Statistics - Bjarky

Total Time Spent Online:
    41 days, 10 hours and 17 minutes.
Total Posts:
    1598 posts
Total Topics Started:
    8 topics
Number of Polls Created:
    2 polls
Number of Votes Cast:
    244 votes

Bulzur is cheating  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 20, 2012, 02:37:27 am
General Statistics - Bjarky

Total Time Spent Online:
    41 days, 10 hours and 17 minutes.
Total Posts:
    1598 posts
Total Topics Started:
    8 topics
Number of Polls Created:
    2 polls
Number of Votes Cast:
    244 votes

Bulzur is cheating  :cry:

And so it has been settled. Bulzur is nothing but a cheat, so I win instead! :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 20, 2012, 04:11:31 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3576 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3576)
Battleroster is already full, sry to the nonguard-guys i can't get in anymore, but i'm sure we'll be kicking some no shows off on rostercheck and hire those who are in ts and want in  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 20, 2012, 05:02:10 pm
Why don't we have cool gifs here :(
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 20, 2012, 06:00:36 pm
Why don't we have cool gifs here :(
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Because that's what the Nords do and we don't want our thread to become another one of those. :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: _GTX_ on June 20, 2012, 06:02:35 pm
Why don't we have cool gifs here :(
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I like the light blue guy. He is the only one in it, who can stop it at that point, but instead he goes: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 20, 2012, 07:19:37 pm
lol yeah  :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bosco on June 20, 2012, 09:06:26 pm
Because that's what the Nords do and we don't want our thread to become another one of those. :(

Yes, fill it with meaningful conversation instead, like we do.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 20, 2012, 11:09:48 pm
Yes, fill it with meaningful conversation instead, like we do.

Well, for the most part it is, but really it's just us bumping it back to the top so that we don't lose the thread. It's rather pointless other than to tell potential applicants where to go to apply and for other clans to spam us for no apparent reason, like yours, not saying that we don't appreciate it of course!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Toffi on June 21, 2012, 06:38:38 pm
This is the best clan thread anyway.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 21, 2012, 11:27:37 pm
This is the best clan thread anyway.

This is true.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 22, 2012, 12:02:06 am
This is true.
seems legit
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Baggy on June 22, 2012, 12:38:03 am
No bias here.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 22, 2012, 12:39:30 am
indeed  :idea:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Vibe on June 22, 2012, 10:45:42 am
I like the light blue guy. He is the only one in it, who can stop it at that point, but instead he goes: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!.

 a true hero of the people indeed
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 22, 2012, 02:04:12 pm
I like the new avatar Elmuri!  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 22, 2012, 02:27:59 pm
Vielen Dank!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 22, 2012, 04:27:14 pm
It can't be whisky, whisky can't harm you.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 23, 2012, 02:42:35 am
Actually I like my banner a lot myself
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 23, 2012, 02:49:05 am
me too  :P
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 23, 2012, 02:54:22 am
Wrong word I meant avatar. Sun is shining at 4 o'clock and time to go to bed
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 23, 2012, 08:20:50 am
Rather, time to go to work. Last day, then 3 weeks of drunken debauchery called holidays.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bugrahan on June 23, 2012, 02:09:27 pm
Hi all !!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 23, 2012, 08:10:19 pm
Rather, time to go to work. Last day, then 3 weeks of drunken debauchery called holidays.

You mean... You were sober?!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 23, 2012, 08:17:34 pm
omg we can rate our posts again  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 23, 2012, 11:22:49 pm
That's a bad thing!  :(

I forsee peoples factions threads being -'d to the ground.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 23, 2012, 11:37:24 pm
D: you - vote meee Teeeennnnaaaa  :shock:
let the drama begin, - to you too  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 23, 2012, 11:56:06 pm
D: you - vote meee Teeeennnnaaaa  :shock:
let the drama begin, - to you too  :P

Liar. I didn't. :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 23, 2012, 11:57:54 pm
no u!  :cry:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Knute on June 24, 2012, 09:58:22 pm
Malayurg Castle siege pics:

Initial ladder attack.  Looks like ladders are still sinking through walls.
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Wall breached!  We could see out but attackers couldn't see in.
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Psychedelic wall.  You couldn't walk on the bendy part though, just a graphical glitch.
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Fighting in the breach
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Some Merc showing off
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 24, 2012, 11:34:53 pm
lol that wall is so awfull, damn glitch ^^
thx for the pictures man :D
this castle is so hard, but next wave will break it  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Knute on June 24, 2012, 11:55:48 pm
Np, yeah the ladder sinking thing didn't happen on a siege I did on May 23rd but has pretty much been going on since then.

You can see on the second pic where Guard Bifi took out 3 of us with a catapult when the wall first started to go down.  If the wall glitch didn't obscure the view, imagine what would've happened if he lobbed a big rock into the breach where we were all so closely packed.  :)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 25, 2012, 12:09:00 am
yeah would have been epic  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gurnisson on June 25, 2012, 04:33:58 am
Jesus, you're so adorable!  8-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 25, 2012, 08:19:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A&feature=youtu.be

Post necromancy?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on June 25, 2012, 09:36:34 pm
Gotta love how half the Guards are in some way occupied in Nations Cup teams. Derp.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on June 25, 2012, 09:48:36 pm
Gotta love how half the Guards are in some way occupied in Nations Cup teams. Derp.

Are we? I didn't think many of our lads actually cared for being competitive! xD
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Molly on June 26, 2012, 09:16:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A&feature=youtu.be
Jelly, Gurni?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 26, 2012, 10:08:43 pm
Gotta love how half the active Guards are in some way occupied in Nations Cup teams. Derp.

Fixed.
We're a BIG clan.^^

But i'm not sure i'll be able to play for France, since there's lv34 and 35 archers applying (22nd and Pecores) already, whereas i'm just a level 30.
Skillwise, there's still one WM difference and 3 to 6 skill points (for example Athletics), so well.

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 26, 2012, 10:33:10 pm
Fixed.
We're a BIG clan.^^

But i'm not sure i'll be able to play for France, since there's lv34 and 35 archers applying (22nd and Pecores) already, whereas i'm just a level 30.
Skillwise, there's still one WM difference and 3 to 6 skill points (for example Athletics), so well.

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what?! u are not rich?  :shock:
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Bulzur has been kicked out of the clan  :idea:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 26, 2012, 11:30:44 pm
How can i be rich when i give you all my money to buy camels ?!

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on June 26, 2012, 11:58:13 pm
hmmm, that sux, its prolly cus u dont have throwing wpf ^^
try playing some DTV, that usually helps a bit, u can get the text there too :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on June 27, 2012, 01:53:37 pm
WE NEEED NEW POLL.

ASCA PREFERS :

a) tall blonde national socialist
b) tanned italian midgets
c) hairy bearded woodcutters
d) fat swine farmers
e) dustin hoffman
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 27, 2012, 04:40:17 pm
WE NEEED NEW POLL.

ASCA PREFERS :

a) tall blonde national socialist
b) tanned italian midgets
c) hairy bearded woodcutters
d) fat swine farmers
e) dustin hoffman

are you sure you wanted ti post that here?!?!

oh and FU
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 27, 2012, 05:12:23 pm
WE NEEED NEW POLL.

ASCA PREFERS :

a) tall blonde national socialist
b) tanned italian midgets
c) hairy bearded woodcutters
d) fat swine farmers
e) dustin hoffman

f) Justin Bieber
g) Her dog

 ? :oops: ?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on June 27, 2012, 10:16:15 pm
g
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on June 27, 2012, 10:23:33 pm
g

Nothing new there for our TS dwellers, we already know for some time now that she prefers dogs & doggy style.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on June 29, 2012, 04:08:15 pm
Thanks for the people who participated in the long three-steps siege.

Even the range did fairly well knowing that the weapon rack didn't allow them to replenish their ammo.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on June 30, 2012, 10:48:30 pm
up!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 03, 2012, 02:06:46 am
I'm going to be a bit sketchy with my activity over the next couple of days.

Basically my ISP has built it's optic fibre cables out of bits of string so I have a bad connection, it cuts out constantly and it's taken me a couple of tries to even get onto this page, let alone how many attempts I will probably have to have to get this thing to post.

Sorry lads, I would post it on Nditions as well, but I don't think the connection will let me!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 03, 2012, 02:27:28 am
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Libertha on July 03, 2012, 11:07:53 am
great one bjarky :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 05, 2012, 07:01:40 am
From this afternoon on 3 day without me... will you survive? And the bigger and more important question: Who's going to take over making sandwiches?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Libertha on July 06, 2012, 03:24:46 am
asca?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 06, 2012, 09:32:58 am
From this afternoon on 3 day without me... will you survive? And the bigger and more important question: Who's going to take over making sandwiches?

asca?



There is a channel called "Asca's kitchen" on Saracen TS for some time now.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on July 08, 2012, 12:53:46 am
 :!:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on July 12, 2012, 10:55:04 am
Rescued the thread before it got to page 3
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 12, 2012, 04:34:36 pm
Elmuri = Hero
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 12, 2012, 04:55:56 pm
Was still on page 1 for me :O
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 12, 2012, 05:20:58 pm
Was still on page 1 for me :O

Quit being different! D:

Elmuri = Hero
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 13, 2012, 06:30:06 pm
Rescued the thread before it got to page 3

Congratulation !
I had a lot of problems knowing what to say after your previous post, but you managed admirably.
A true hero indeed.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 14, 2012, 04:11:17 pm
Hey Lansamur looks like your moderating friends don't know about the famous sandwich jokes from our TS sessions. Their loss. :P

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: bosco on July 14, 2012, 04:20:16 pm
Club sandwich is best.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 14, 2012, 04:20:57 pm
Hey Lansamur looks like your moderating friends don't know about the famous sandwich jokes from our TS sessions. Their loss. :P

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Not even I know most of them, what did you expect? :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 16, 2012, 02:08:39 pm
Quit being different! D:

Saved thread from middle of second page (for you derps).
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 16, 2012, 04:05:10 pm
Saved thread from middle of second page (for you derps).

whats that saving thread thingy???
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 16, 2012, 06:43:06 pm
saving = bumping    :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 16, 2012, 08:05:09 pm
what?!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 16, 2012, 09:06:42 pm
what?!

I hope you enjoyed Prpavi's coke last night.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 16, 2012, 10:34:48 pm
I hope you enjoyed Prpavi's coke last night.  :wink:

No U!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 16, 2012, 11:15:58 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 17, 2012, 07:17:44 pm
Can't we let this thread die yet?
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Nessaj on July 17, 2012, 07:27:03 pm
Can't we let this thread die yet?

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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 18, 2012, 01:14:16 am
Can't we let this thread die yet?
nah, gotta happen alot moar than u being run over by a car  8-)
(yes it was asca, true story)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 18, 2012, 10:07:03 am
No U!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 18, 2012, 10:43:10 pm
nah, gotta happen alot moar than u being run over by a car  8-)
(yes it was asca, true story)

That happened more than a year and a half ago now... At that time, the only thing that happened is that I had an unexplained absense for 2 weeks before being the most active that I have ever been.

On a side note, I shall return soon, I hope...
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 19, 2012, 11:31:43 pm
it seems like you guys are dieing...  i dont even see Hardradaa anymore :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 20, 2012, 07:14:51 am
yeh holidays have that effect  :D
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 20, 2012, 08:12:01 am
Holidays? Nah, work got me back, so less active again. ^^
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 20, 2012, 10:33:49 pm
it seems like you guys are dieing...  i dont even see Hardradaa anymore :D

"You guys" - I guess the rumours were true.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 20, 2012, 11:02:23 pm
btw. Hardradaa was online today  :wink:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 21, 2012, 02:36:16 am
"You guys" - I guess the rumours were true.

what rumours???
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 21, 2012, 06:31:26 pm
what rumours???

That you left.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 21, 2012, 06:38:50 pm
That you left.

hmm... "you guys"... now i am very confused in what that means to you
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 24, 2012, 06:25:25 pm
hmm... "you guys"... now i am very confused in what that means to you

That means "Everyone in association with". If you were part of the thing you were talking about you would have said "we".
You lot, that lot, those lot, them, but certainly not myself!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Idzo on July 24, 2012, 07:32:37 pm
That means "Everyone in association with". If you were part of the thing you were talking about you would have said "we".
You lot, that lot, those lot, them, but certainly not myself!

No she didn't do it yet.

But soon she will:
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 24, 2012, 08:40:07 pm
That means "Everyone in association with". If you were part of the thing you were talking about you would have said "we".
You lot, that lot, those lot, them, but certainly not myself!

why would i say " it seems WE guys are dieing" ?? :D I know that I am always here :D so its YOU! :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 24, 2012, 08:41:29 pm
why would i say " it seems WE guys are dieing" ?? :D I know that I am always here :D so its YOU! :P

Well, you wouldn't say "we guys are dieing", you'd take away the "guys" part, which was part of the sentence that I was talking about originally, therefore it would be "we are dieing".

And you know I took one of my rage-breaks! :(
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Asca on July 24, 2012, 09:52:56 pm
Well, you wouldn't say "we guys are dieing", you'd take away the "guys" part, which was part of the sentence that I was talking about originally, therefore it would be "we are dieing".

And you know I took one of my rage-breaks! :(

Still not considering me dieing! :D hehe
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 24, 2012, 11:40:00 pm
what?! u guys are still alive?!  :shock:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 25, 2012, 01:03:37 am
Still not considering me dieing! :D hehe

This is true.

what?! u guys are still alive?!  :shock:

This is also true. (I refuse to combat you on this subject as well...)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 25, 2012, 06:06:37 pm
I'm not dead !
I admit i wasn't there yesterday
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But i was before.

It's just that sometimes i'm on rageball, all alone. :(
Other nights i'm on the french TS.
And other nights i'm just too exhausted to speak. :S

But well.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Elmuri on July 25, 2012, 06:10:22 pm
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Wrong
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 26, 2012, 06:08:06 pm
I'm a good spectator, i'm rarely disapointed since i never expect anything. ;)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on July 26, 2012, 07:23:22 pm
"The Dark Knight rises" was good.
I am a
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Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Cicero on July 26, 2012, 07:59:30 pm
mute inc
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 26, 2012, 09:49:10 pm
"The Dark Knight rises" was good.
i hope so, gonna watch it in the weekend  :P
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 27, 2012, 01:48:25 am
Congratulations Djavo, you have murdered our thread.
We've avoided the... grotesque images our entire existence up until now.

The kiss of life has been administered! The great Nordic cook-pot helmet gods be praised!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: djavo on July 27, 2012, 03:46:17 am
Congratulations Djavo, you have murdered our thread.
We've avoided the... grotesque images our entire existence up until now.

The kiss of life has been administered! The great Nordic cook-pot helmet gods be praised!

Your welcome. Nice edit serfonz, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 10:03:12 am
Serfonz & okin should start their own Clan of Paladins (CoP).

Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 27, 2012, 08:57:24 pm
It seems it was my fault.
My deepest apology, i won't play as archer for the all day.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bjarky on July 27, 2012, 09:52:30 pm
It seems it was my fault.
My deepest apology, i won't play as archer for the all day.
Yeh i see no others at fault, 1 day in Kedelke's Marble quarry it is  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Bulzur on July 27, 2012, 11:14:38 pm
Noooo ! Not that marble quarry !
I already did 3 days this month ! That's too much already.
Bjarky the exploiter... slave driver !
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 29, 2012, 04:35:57 am
I'm outta here btw. Thread closed soon, new one opened soon as well.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tor! on July 29, 2012, 09:57:16 am
When Lansamur leaves, Tor arrives!
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Tennenoth on July 29, 2012, 05:57:38 pm
When Lansamur leaves, Tor arrives!

So you're joining the Caravan Guild?

Lansamur, so long mate, I won't write a long goodbye but make sure you check in, you'll always be welcome.

I'll be grabbing the thread and starting a new one momentarily.
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Son Of Odin on July 29, 2012, 06:30:30 pm
I want to post here one more time :).

Let this image show here for eternity:
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 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/(guard)-caravan-guild/)

(click the butt to move into Caravan Guild's new clanthread)
Title: Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
Post by: Lansamur on July 29, 2012, 08:07:45 pm
And so ends a story that has been written for almost 2 years. Having been in pretty much in all positions inside the guild (peasant, leader, advisor, diplomat(kind of)), it was a blast and I'll always keep this clan in my memories as being one of the funniest and nicest clans around. From now on, the book "The Caravan Guilde and Lansamur" shall be closed and stored away for future reference. So will this thread.

Cheerio!


PS: New thread: http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/%28guard%29-caravan-guild/