Frog eater!
It's not me ! It jumped on my scone by accident, just when i wanted to take a bite !
Anyway... hum hum... Guards are... hum... looking for awesome traders... and rich people... and some competent soldiers to protect our caravan... and rich sponsors... and some friendly inn where the caravans can rest... and rich fellows.
If you want to join us, take the 7 trials of hells. If you succeed, we'll welcome you. If you fail one, you're doomed. Entrance fee for each trial : 1 000 000gold. A 50% refund for the failed trial. To enlighten you (damn illuminatis), here is an example of the trials.
Trial 1(for all):Change your banner to the Guard's Banner.
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Trial 4(for cav): Walk from point A to point B without bumping anyone, in less than X seconds.
Trial 4(for archers) : Shoot the horseman down. Don't harm the horse.
Trial 4(for melee) : Survive for 15 hits against Jorm or chamber him or hitslash him or kick him (followed with a clean hit).
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Trial 6(all) : Kill 5 Guards, in less than 2 rounds.
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Trial 7(all but ha, one of the 50 trial 7 we have) : Kill TomMyY in a fair duel. Both start on a horse.
If you feel confident with your purse skills, and don't see the need for these trials, buy Bjarky's torch for 10 000 gold. You'll then be granted the right to use the tag and banner, for a mere 10 000gold per week. Enjoy.If you're not that rich, just send 5 000gold to Bulzur. He'll manage the rest.Reading this all text grants you automatic succes for trial 3. Please send the 1 000 000 gold to Bjarky for it. Thank you.
