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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #825 on: October 26, 2011, 06:35:35 pm »
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Don't worry, you'll always have my support against this oppression from such a "unfashionable" leader. :rolleyes:

What sort of support ?
You're gonna help me when i'll try to overtake him ? I need moar followers, for the best "coup d'état" evar !
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #826 on: October 26, 2011, 09:21:36 pm »
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he is sooo meeeeannn   :cry:
pls save us bulzur  :oops:
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #827 on: October 26, 2011, 11:21:36 pm »
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Open talks of mutiny?! How dare you!

I am supported by more than 2 people within the clan whether willingly or not! You'll never take me down! Muahaha!
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« Reply #828 on: October 26, 2011, 11:23:26 pm »
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I am supported by more than 2 people within the clan whether willingly or not! You'll never take me down! Muahaha!

You have my axe!
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #829 on: October 26, 2011, 11:28:02 pm »
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Wow this is like a good game of Junta.

Tenne you'll get the presidency if I become the secret police and 5 mil in the bank :D
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #830 on: October 27, 2011, 12:37:05 am »
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I'll prop up this oppressive regime!
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« Reply #831 on: October 27, 2011, 01:06:28 am »
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You have my axe!

Gurnisson, i'll offer the "Grand Commander of the Elite Forces of Suppression" 's place if you lend that one to me instead. You know you've always wanted that.



Casimir, i'll make our realm follow your Pope, so you'll have even more adepts. And young adepts.


Tristan, i offer you Tenne's straw hat. And of course the "Chief of the Secret Police" job.


Bjarky, i'll make you officially the Minister of the Economy. Of course, we'll also raise a bit the taxes.


Come on, let's do this ! To arms ! To arms !


Tenne's reign of tyranny as come to a term, let mine begin ! our Democracy prevail.
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #832 on: October 27, 2011, 01:09:09 am »
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Gurnisson, i'll offer the "Grand Commander of the Elite Forces of Suppression" 's place if you lend that one to me instead. You know you've always wanted that.



Casimir, i'll make our realm follow your Pope, so you'll have even more adepts. And young adepts.


Tristan, i offer you Tenne's straw hat. And of course the "Chief of the Secret Police" job.


Bjarky, i'll make you officially the Minister of the Economy. Of course, we'll also raise a bit the taxes.


Come on, let's do this ! To arms ! To arms !


Tenne's reign of tyranny as come to a term, let mine begin ! our Democracy prevail.

People are leaving the castle mi'lord!
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« Reply #833 on: October 27, 2011, 01:13:13 am »
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People are leaving the castle mi'lord!


Good job opening the gate H4rdn3ssKill3r.
Here is your 100 gold, as requested. And you'll be the "Minister of Education", as bargained.


Mouhahaha ! Everything is running smoothly. Beware, Tenne the Tyran, your reign will end ! And winter is coming !
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #834 on: October 27, 2011, 01:16:28 am »
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And you'll be the "Minister of Education", as bargained.
I can't be, Wood needed!
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #835 on: October 27, 2011, 01:27:28 am »
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The regime is strong and growing, the backing of the mighty Gurnisson and the dashingly handsome rogue known only as Casimir can only increase our strength in holding this!

And raising the taxes above what I already charge? Insanity! Who would want to live under that? No matter! Thanks to Bulzur, your "great saviour", the taxes will be increased by another 10%!

You offered Tristan my straw hat? Which one? You're obviously not the one sleeping with my chamber maid then.
I will hold onto the offer of secret police from Tristan since his loyalties are clouded at this point.

Now for this Hardness fellow, hand me my bow and arrows, I am in need of some target practice... He couldn't teach a fish to swim!

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The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...
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« Reply #836 on: October 27, 2011, 02:19:29 am »
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There's two types of people who live in this world... So ask yourself which type are you?
The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...
Bjarky lets his mind wander: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVSoJ1F0eQ
Suddenly from the side of his right chin! SMACK!! An arrowpoint hits his face, he falls to the ground and as one of the last images pass his sight, he glimpses on the horisont a man with an evil mean grin...
There he stands!! Tennaah the Supressor! :shock:

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« Reply #837 on: October 27, 2011, 11:57:09 am »
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And raising the taxes above what I already charge? Insanity! Who would want to live under that? No matter! Thanks to Bulzur, your "great saviour", the taxes will be increased by another 10%!


There's two types of people who live in this world... So ask yourself which type are you?
The type that just needs to be told what to do. Or the type that want to make your dreams come true...

Great, with this declaration, peasants will rally us. I offered them -50% on the main taxes.
They don't have to know that we'll add at least 5 other sorts of taxes to make up for that. xD

And... I'm the third type of people. The one who tells others what to do, in order to receive the power i deserved ! I didn't know you were the type to make others dreams come true, it feels wrong. :S But please feel free to make my dreams come true.

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Suddenly from the side of his right chin! SMACK!! An arrowpoint hits his face, he falls to the ground and as one of the last images pass his sight, he glimpses on the horisont a man with an evil mean grin...
There he stands!! Tennaah the Supressor! :shock:



Noes !!! He shot Bjarky's clone ! How dare him ! It's war, war ! Bring me the dedicated  12/30 shielder, and tell him to start marching towards Tenne.
You won't be able to run away this time !
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #838 on: October 27, 2011, 12:22:02 pm »
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As I said, thanks to Bulzur, the taxes will be increased by 10%, I didn't say it was I who would increase them.

Nothing will change, I offer stability and good trade among the nations while you offer destruction of a stable system that works perfectly well. Their freedom isn't worth their deaths.
My army of Tenne-clones stands strong by the gates of our kingdom, the arrows will fly and despite our apparent inability to fire directly at our targets while defending or attacking castles, we will still be victorious if you dare go through with your threats of war.

Tenne adjusts his straw hat to shadow more of his eyes

Your insanity will condemn you and your followers to death, don't make this mistake Bulzur. Blood shall be shed if you do not desist in your efforts to overthrow me. All the peasants are fed, they keep the money they earn, they have houses to live in and they and guarded throughout the day and night. They are free in that respect, they are no slaves of mine, they are mere pawns that I control, they know their place and I know mine. They just don't run away, complain or generally make themselves heard and it's all fine.

He draws another arrow from his quiver and knocks it in his bow. Looking for the next person to try and defy him with talks of treason.

If you want to change your life I think you should know, then continue the way you are heading for it will end shortly enough.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #839 on: October 27, 2011, 01:04:02 pm »
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My army of Tenne-clones stands strong by the gates of our kingdom

He ! He ! He ! If only he knew who he had hired as a Tenne clone.
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