The tea has nano bots inside it that enhances our reflexes and judgement skills while fish and chips has some sort of odd chemical that manipulates most southerners vocal chords to give the posh accent.
Scones are our rocks.
Yes we have nukes but if the Lib Dems get into power then we won't, idiots want to scrap Trident so that we're completely dependant on Little Brother America if there is a third world war where the nukes go flying. Although they want to reduce the difficulty in which immigrants can enter the country (despite having 1/4th the landmass of France and more near enough the same amount of people) so that maybe we'll have so many people from different countries, they won't risk shooting on their own people..?
But anyway, if we're attacked from sea, you'll see millions of longbowmen standing on the shores firing outwards, you'll be shocked at what hits you as Berenger said. Once again, the illuminati aren't very good at keeping secrets, you should sack this guy... ;)
I love filling my pointless posts with random rants and facts when i'm bored. I should be getting to work on a presentation for university but this is more entertaining! =/