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[Casimir]

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine

That was a pretty big meal you had there!

[Bulzur]

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine

Is that from Tenne's cave, or did you bring along your own bottle ?

That's one of the reason i want this castle, there's a damn well-filed cave there.

[Tennenoth]

Psssh, at this rate, no one will overthrow me so my alco-caves are safe.

[Tristan]

You had clones! What can one do against clones?

[Bulzur]

Yeah, that's cheating !

As fair and honorable beings, i ask thee a duel, whose outcome will decide the true victor and ruler of these lands ! You can arrange the meeting place and the spectator, for i will be there, for sure ! You can also choose the type of weapon, since it's the defendant's choice.

It's your last days of reign, so use them wisely ! 

[Tennenoth]

So what you're suggesting is testing our skills against each other..? Where is the fun in that? You know the outcome as well as I do!

Spice things up a bit by going hunting, we're both skilled archers, see how many peasants we can shoot before the time runs out or something... What do you say to that?

[Bulzur]

So what you're suggesting is testing our skills against each other..? Where is the fun in that? You know the outcome as well as I do!

I probably knew it before. But i'm pretty sure things have changed by now. In your favor, of course.

Spice things up a bit by going hunting, we're both skilled archers, see how many peasants we can shoot before the time runs out or something... What do you say to that?

Poor peasants. It's too bad we don't have any birds to sacrifice for this... but meh... peasants will have to do. Clone peasants, of course. We don't want to hinder the land's economy with our little game, do we ?
Headshot kill counts as 2, normal kill is 1, and we'll all use the same bow (the tatar ?) and arrows (normal arrows ?). Of course, the looser will have to swear an oath of fidelity to the winner, so that our land doesn't loose any "relatively good" guards.^^


In the meantime, i'll send all the peasants who joined me back to their farms, to start harvesting for the future feast.

[Tennenoth]

Oh so now we have to hit the peasants more than once to kill them? With a bow you're more suited to..?

I don't get this. Why would I agree to such a biased fight eh?

Think it through Bulzur! All weapons free, i'll have my clones drop off arrows as you wish so you won't run out during the time limit so alls fair.

That sounds a little more fair to me.

[Casimir]

Casimir rounds up heretical peasants, and eats a sweet-roll

[Bjarky]

Bjarky looks with concern at Casimir as his belly is getting bigger and bigger every day...

[Tennenoth]

At least we finally have a use for the Plate Armour!

But none the less, thank you Casimir, you're speeding this competition up no end. We shall snipe some peasants before the year is out!

[Bulzur]

AS you wish Tenne.

If it's heretics peasants, then it's all fine.
We should of course established a little entry fee for all the commoners who'd like to watch the heretics slaughter.

[Niemand]

You wont shoot at peasants. Theyre under my care. And I dont care what they believe in, as long as the leaders of that religion are fair.

Solbless.

[Casimir]

Casimir watches as his Templar guard kick niemand into the cage with his fellow heretics.

Such a waste of my time, purging these heretics.

Casimir sips at his goblet of wine.