[Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)

[Casimir]

Casimir eats some bread

[Tennenoth]

Load of bloody good you are...

[Casimir]

Casimir raises an eyebrow at tennenoth

Give it time sweet prince, give it time.

[Tristan]

Saved by the bell, Tristan disapears. With Tenne and his clone warriors supported by the gluttony and madness of the Templars he cannot return until he has a better plan.

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

You can't beat us Tennenoth, God is on our side!

[Bulzur]

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Come on, let's agree on things ! Italics is for thoughts. Normal or bold text is for talks. And narration is underlined !

Bulzur-The-One-And-Only-True-Ruler had his followers prepare the camp. Well hidden inside the nearest forest (since at this moment, his forces were still outnumbered by Tenne-The-Oppressor's clone army), having sentinels in most of the trees keeping watch, the Savior's troops were playing dice, and talking about the recent skirmish in wich, following the one and only survivor, they had killed at least twenty four clones, loosing eleven out of the twelve scout party.

Oh... i wish i was already inside this castle. Nights in the forest are unworthy of my rank. ............. Okay, it's time to get the news.

Hey, you ! Tell the second in command i'm out, and to not do anything stupid while i'm not here.

Walking to the edge of the forest, as every night, Bulzur was wondering about the next step of his godlike plan. As usual, he sat near the big Oak tree, and imitated an owl, three times. Ten seconds past, and a soaring arrow flew straight to the tree, barely hitting it.

One day, i'll have to teach that guy how to use his bow... else i'll soon have to look in the bushes for his next arrow, he mumbles to himself.

He reaches for the arrow, takes it out of the tree, and unwrap the message fixed on it. He then start reading it, while heading back to the camp.

Oh, oh. Good news. We'll be able to intercept another of his searching parties. If only he knew we had a trusty man in the place.

[Lansamur]

I still call Bullshit. Since when are we RPers? Leave that to Templols.

[Tristan]

Since when did this have anything to do with the Guards?

I call school-yard bully on ya. Let us kids play!

Lan-sauer-mur

[Tennenoth]

During the meeting Tenne makes sure that everyone has heard the plan. After losing several clones near the woods due to some posting errors made by a subordinate, clones are stupid afterall, Tenne makes sure that they are within the walls this time.

Do I have to do everything myself?! What fool sent them to stand outside the walls? Bah!

Moving on from his errors and thanking the rebels for helping with natural selection, he continued on with his talks with traders and leaders from other areas making sure that his trade routes were still active and guarded nicely.

Satisfied that everything was in order, his economy still going strongly he set about information on Bulzur and his false claims.

[Keshian]

Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.

[Bulzur]

Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.

It's too dangerous out there. I can't go, people will steal my precious gold.

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Hey, you guys interested in sending any caravans up our way??  We have a couple villages with 25 gold selling prices near the coast around Sargoth.

Hey, They can't go and caravan if they are getting attacked... From the inside 
Bulzur, assemble the *secret* Army, bout time we get the show in the road

[Bulzur]

Hey, They can't go and caravan if they are getting attacked... From the inside 
Bulzur, assemble the *secret* Army, bout time we get the show in the road

Schhhh ! It's not an army, it's a whore party. You know, the kind that follows real army, and offering their services, for some shiny gold. Wich soldier didn't want to get it before facing his, maybe, final battle.

So instead of reading 346 soldiers, you should read : 340 bodysellers, 5 supervisers and Bulzur.

Of course, i guarantee the finest goods, since, of course, i've tested and approved each of them.

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Schhhh ! It's not an army, it's a whore party. You know, the kind that follows real army, and offering their services, for some shiny gold. Wich soldier didn't want to get it before facing his, maybe, final battle.

So instead of reading 346 soldiers, you should read : 340 bodysellers, 5 supervisers and Bulzur.

Of course, i guarantee the finest goods, since, of course, i've tested and approved each of them.

Yes... There swords I mean Devices that they use to make you happy (giggity) are very sharp and pointy.
And the bows I mean things that they launch stuff out of, is very accurate, so come Tennenoth to the Marvelous body sellers of Ruzlub!

[Tennenoth]

Back to the curb with you cur!