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[Lansamur]

Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26. 

Not quite as low.

[Bjarky]

A coffee would be nice though, it might do good for my throat...

warm milk with honey, tasty and soothing 

[Gnjus]

Not quite as low.

I need the exact number. How much more pizza's, burek's & kebab's do i need to eat before i can beat you ? Am i gonna have to declare bankrupt before Croatia enters EU ? 

[Niemand]

Hey Lansamur what is your Body Mass Index ? I just measured mine, its 26. 

and 20 of it belongs to your nose.

Don't know his but mine is 18. Beat that

Sounds like you live in east-germany...

warm milk with honey, tasty and soothing 

warm milk with honey... yaaaah! nothing better there. but dont get the milk too warm. cuz the honey will lose its effects then.

[Lansamur]

I need the exact number. How much more pizza's, burek's & kebab's do i need to eat before i can beat you ? Am i gonna have to declare bankrupt before Croatia enters EU ? 

Add 10 to your number and you got it! :O Although, people always don't have the balls to tell me I'm fat, they keep telling me I don't look like I'm weighing =/>120kg.

[Niemand]

Leechamur. You're fat.

Sorry, I just had to say that. No real harm intended, I don't fuckin care, youre not female enough to be of interest for me.


Also! Tennenuff! you signed up for the wrong side you traiting my old friendchor! :O
I will make sure to give you some of my arrows. In you head. (If I finally start to be able to hit something. -.-)

[Bjarky]

Well the reason people don't dare to call Lansamus fat is cus he actually looks like a big mean viking in rl, no one wants do get his ass kicked, even though lansa is a friendly guy, u can never know for sure 

[Tennenoth]

Also! Tennenuff! you signed up for the wrong side you traiting my old friendchor! :O
I will make sure to give you some of my arrows. In you head. (If I finally start to be able to hit something. -.-)

Nope.

[Bjarky]

www.medievalists.net/2012/04/30/battle-of-the-nations-warsaw-poland/
Medieval Tournament stream, check it out 
damn awsome, 5vs5 national team fights right now.
later today there will be 21vs21 fights 

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HMB tournament in poland, includes 1v1 duels, Full Metal Jousting, 5v5, and the big suprise.

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21 vs 21

http://www.medievalists.net/2012/04/30/battle-of-the-nations-warsaw-poland/
Livestream

Jousting should start in 20min(13:00CET)

Jousting in 10minutes, everybody preparing on dem horses.

It'd be a shame if you miss it.

Note: they fucked up the sound right now, so don't put the volume too loud.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

http://webchat.euirc.net/
Channel #v
For random chit-chat bullshit about the stream.

edit 13:13. Jousting about to begin, sound seems fixed.

[B3RS3RK]

Well the reason people don't dare to call Lansamus fat is cus he actually looks like a big mean viking in rl, no one wants do get his ass kicked, even though lansa is a friendly guy, u can never know for sure 

He is Technoviking after a month in america.

[Gurnisson]

Tenne is my sweet darling. He would never sign up against me.

[Tennenoth]

Tenne is my sweet darling. He would never sign up against me.

But also I was unable to make the battle and I apologise for that. We organised to go to the cinema at 2 and low and behold we didn't get in until 5... 

[Bjarky]

And i was ready in the battle to shot you, no sneaky merchant mutiny backstab honor for me 

[Bulzur]

I wasn't there. Someone trustworthy had to keep an eye on all the gold we and Scrooge had stock up.
No beach, but a great swimming pool !

[Tennenoth]

I wasn't there. Someone trustworthy had to keep an eye on all the gold we and Scrooge had stock up.
No beach, but a great swimming pool !

I guess the swimming pool is enough to keep Lansamur entertained with his old searaiding habits... We might have to get him something bigger at a later date however.