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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #705 on: October 05, 2011, 01:40:26 pm »
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He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief. He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened his mouth.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #706 on: October 05, 2011, 08:05:54 pm »
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Frog eater!

It's not me ! It jumped on my scone by accident, just when i wanted to take a bite !


Anyway... hum hum... Guards are... hum... looking for awesome traders... and rich people... and some competent soldiers to protect our caravan... and rich sponsors... and some friendly inn where the caravans can rest... and rich fellows.
If you want to join us, take the 7 trials of hells. If you succeed, we'll welcome you. If you fail one, you're doomed. Entrance fee for each trial : 1 000 000gold. A 50% refund for the failed trial. To enlighten you (damn illuminatis), here is an example of the trials.
Trial 1(for all):Change your banner to the Guard's Banner.
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Trial 4(for cav): Walk from point A to point B without bumping anyone, in less than X seconds.
Trial 4(for archers) : Shoot the horseman down. Don't harm the horse.
Trial 4(for melee) : Survive for 15 hits against Jorm or chamber him or hitslash him or kick him (followed with a clean hit).
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Trial 6(all) : Kill 5 Guards, in less than 2 rounds.
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Trial 7(all but ha, one of the 50 trial 7 we have) : Kill TomMyY in a fair duel. Both start on a horse.


If you feel confident with your purse skills, and don't see the need for these trials, buy Bjarky's torch for 10 000 gold. You'll then be granted the right to use the tag and banner, for a mere 10 000gold per week. Enjoy.

If you're not that rich, just send 5 000gold to Bulzur. He'll manage the rest.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #707 on: October 05, 2011, 09:14:07 pm »
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bribing = great tradition  8-)

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #708 on: October 06, 2011, 03:35:46 am »
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Tenne is useless at archery, and should rather try out xbows.
I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #709 on: October 06, 2011, 12:32:40 pm »
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Tenne is useless at archery, and should rather try out xbows.

I don't have an admin comments sheet so you had to post here!  8-)
I agree, though, I should despite the sarcasm present in my thread. (Not sure about yours though! D:)

Also, I notice that i'm not a fully fledged admin, no more trial... Where's my bloody cake? You lied to me!
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #710 on: October 06, 2011, 03:04:15 pm »
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Also, I notice that i'm a fully fledged admin, no more trial... Where's my bloody cake? You lied to me!

Gratz !

And... try out xbow it's.. so easy... do an hybrid with 5 PS, and maybe 100wpf in 1h or 2h, and enjoy !
I'll probably be back to archery next gen though... not very thrilling to shoot someone down with an xbow. :S
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #711 on: October 06, 2011, 06:07:20 pm »
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Gratz !

And... try out xbow it's.. so easy... do an hybrid with 5 PS, and maybe 100wpf in 1h or 2h, and enjoy !
I'll probably be back to archery next gen though... not very thrilling to shoot someone down with an xbow. :S
yesss, finally u gonna come back with the proper bulzur  :P

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #712 on: October 06, 2011, 09:45:44 pm »
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Congratulations Tenne! :)
I voted Gurnisson cause of his fucking bendy pike, I swear noone can roflcopter stab like he can.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #713 on: October 07, 2011, 08:55:36 am »
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Congratulations Tenne! :)

Why thank you my good man.
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #714 on: October 08, 2011, 06:56:54 pm »
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welcome to the Guild 55eba55tian and elmuri_Krokotiili  :D
somebody give them them some camels  8-)

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #715 on: October 08, 2011, 07:28:39 pm »
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Watch out for CamelScreamers, they scream... at camels :I
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #716 on: October 09, 2011, 02:21:22 am »
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Welcome to the Guild you two!


Watch out for CamelScreamers, they scream... at camels :I

That's why Camels spit, it's a natural defence against screamers...

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #717 on: October 09, 2011, 02:26:21 am »
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stop stealing my hands, I will keep my other hand by kicking it off

/kick off hand
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #718 on: October 09, 2011, 02:31:14 am »
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Tenne = my idol (except the anti-free speech part  :P)    8-)

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting! Worldwide!)
« Reply #719 on: October 09, 2011, 09:12:14 am »
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Thanks for the welcomes  :D