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Title: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 09, 2013, 03:11:23 am
The Companies are marching. Long have the nights been free of war. Terrortops grows hungry.

For the people of Calradia we bring you the War you want. Revel in it! We shall bring order to the Chaos! The Drums are beating, your hands are shaking, and the Terror is Rising!!

BS Clan have been given the Honor of the vanguard and we will bring His feast!

Ohay
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 09, 2013, 03:13:50 am
Sorry for the delay
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Nightingale on June 09, 2013, 09:46:05 am
Can we have a tea party?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 09, 2013, 10:35:38 am
Prepare to get fought.


Four days of an induced dreamstate have brought, from the netherworld, a vision to the Elder Crone, and the Order's 'plans' once again get usurped from their execution.

"I see a madness of doldrums permeating our homelands! I see a fearsome foe bring flames and flags to fly above our fiefs! I see our people snapped out of their torpor, as I have just done, and thrust into a world of purpose and intent. You will not rue this day, Stratians! You will die, and you will be displaced, but you will not suffer this weariness any longer!"

And they all did something wacky and idiosyncratic and someone, somewhere far off, called it art, and caused a disagreement among scholars.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 09, 2013, 10:43:07 am
Inb4 Canary bans BaleOhay for multiaccounting
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Aderyn on June 09, 2013, 03:17:55 pm
Inb4 Canary bans BaleOhay kesh for multiaccounting
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Miracle on June 09, 2013, 06:24:57 pm
Inb4 Canary kesh bans BaleOhay kesh for multiaccounting

we all know Canary is another one of kesh's accounts
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 09, 2013, 06:27:55 pm
Inb4 Canary bans rapes BaleOHay all of FCC for multiaccounting dropping the soap
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canuck on June 09, 2013, 07:10:24 pm
we all know Canary is another one of kesh's accounts

Aren't we all?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Saxton on June 10, 2013, 12:29:48 am
Aren't we all?

If im Kesh...does that mean I am the best stratuger?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 10, 2013, 04:43:24 am
So it has come to this.

The Remnants, remnants of the Ascended Order of remnants of the Remnants of Stratia finally take up weapons against their former brethren, alongside their new brethren, breathing steamy hot breath down their bearded necks.

This should prove entertaining.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 10, 2013, 04:48:55 am
I like to think we are bringing chaos to the order clan.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 10, 2013, 04:29:55 pm
The battles rages and the Terrortops has found a taste of Chaos to his liking. He demands more glorious blood and exp. We shall provide it. As the battle came to a close the warriors of the BS clan hold the field. They have not made a sound the entire fight till now... They roar and give thanks to those fallen on both sides. The lord of Terror has been fed. One day He will rise and eat the world, these sacrifice the only thing delaying the inevitable.

Men of chaos are running we give chase and catch them one by one boyscout, winterly, and kartofflen. Welcome to the feast, your deaths and ours will give the world another day. We thank you. Hear the drums, taste the blood, smell the fear. The Terror Rises.

ohay

To chaos and the community sorry for the terrible fight times. We attacked boyscout at 11pm est, but thanks to stupid frisian night time settings pushing the acre fight back ours is now after midnight. Chaos smartly sent reinforcements, which we had to stop so we got two more bad times.  No one but strat to blame for the really late ones
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 10, 2013, 05:22:37 pm
FINALLY BATTLES! YAY!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 10, 2013, 06:26:59 pm
FINALLY BATTLES! YAY!

We bring the feast to all true Sons of Terror. All hail and worship the Terrtops, god of battle and exp
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on June 10, 2013, 06:53:42 pm
Here's to hoping I can get accepted at level 21!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 10, 2013, 09:29:31 pm
Here's to hoping I can get accepted at level 21!

if you are signing up for the super terrible time slot fights there is a decent chance that yes u will be hired
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Saxton on June 10, 2013, 11:53:16 pm
if you are signing up for the super terrible time slot fights there is a decent chance that yes u will be hired

Sweet, so if I sign-up for FCC will I get accepted? I really need to get to level 31...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: miggy on June 11, 2013, 02:28:04 am
pretty sure saxton wants the tip of the black D in or around his mouth
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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: nilloc93 on June 11, 2013, 11:23:17 am
why are you fighting battles at 4 in the morning? how will i benefit from your blood lust if i am asleep?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 11, 2013, 11:54:59 am
why are you fighting battles at 4 in the morning? how will i benefit from your blood lust if i am asleep?

It is due to a possible oversight involving nighttime settings. I will continue to do my best to hopefully keep it from happening further on our end, in spite of enjoying the early morning battles personally.

On the bright side, there will be plenty more where these fights came from, and the well has not yet begun to run dry. So far we've done a fair job of running the gamut on timings. Times and sides for everyone!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 11, 2013, 01:29:02 pm
7am is stupid and that totally didn't count!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 11, 2013, 01:51:03 pm
7am is stupid and that totally didn't count!

Yeah kind of impressed?  a faction with 25 members  can have 10 guys show up at 7 am many of whom showed up at 2:30 am where almost all their members were at as well where we have 60-70ish members and only 7 can show up for the 7 am battle - damn you FCC players for not being no-lifers that live and breathe this 3 yr. old game, jk.  Mostly impressed that  a faction that did absolutely nothing for 10 months on strategus except waste space after vote-winning fiefs actually is that dedicated to strategus 10 months later to show up 75% of their players at 2:30 am and 40% at 7 am again for small battles.  Just guess we have to focus on going back to rolling over you at primetime when most of our clan is not working or sleeping or going to school - what a bunch of non-tryhards they are.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 11, 2013, 01:54:50 pm
We got rolled

That'll do Kesh, that'll do.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 11, 2013, 02:16:36 pm
Yeah kind of impressed?  a faction with 25 members  can have 10 guys show up at 7 am many of whom showed up at 2:30 am where almost all their members were at as well where we have 60-70ish members and only 7 can show up for the 7 am battle - damn you FCC players for not being no-lifers that live and breathe this 3 yr. old game, jk.  Mostly impressed that  a faction that did absolutely nothing for 10 months on strategus except waste space after vote-winning fiefs actually is that dedicated to strategus 10 months later to show up 75% of their players at 2:30 am and 40% at 7 am again for small battles.  Just guess we have to focus on going back to rolling over you at primetime when most of our clan is not working or sleeping or going to school - what a bunch of non-tryhards they are.

Why yes, thank you, I will take your underhanded complement.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 11, 2013, 02:23:26 pm
Why yes, thank you, I will take your underhanded complement.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 11, 2013, 02:38:59 pm
OK, so back to last night's field battle then (the important one).

You guys managed to cap our flags, and then rushed and destroyed our forward spawns (yes, multiple) while we were distracted with getting our flags back up. That one instance of maybe 30 seconds decided the victory of the whole battle. I honestly couldn't help but feel impressed. Chaos made a gutsy and smart move. Very uncharacteristic! But seriously, that small window ultimately decided the battle.

Keep it up, Chaos. It's no fun when it's a total pushover!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 11, 2013, 02:45:24 pm
OK, so back to last night's field battle then (the important one).

You guys managed to cap our flags, and then rushed and destroyed our forward spawns (yes, multiple) while we were distracted with getting our flags back up. That one instance of maybe 30 seconds decided the victory of the whole battle. I honestly couldn't help but feel impressed. Chaos made a gutsy and smart move. Very uncharacteristic! But seriously, that small window ultimately decided the battle.

Keep it up, Chaos. It's no fun when it's a total pushover!

Good point - should watch my spasm posts.  Very good job chaos, you guys deserve a golden star sticker, make that 2 :).
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 11, 2013, 03:32:11 pm
Fun fights, even though I personally had some of my worst nights last night. Nothing more annoying than a Chode player with something long an pokey, my worst nightmare. Also good job on not giving up and letting us have the victory on the naked end of the battle, really felt like you (Choaps) were fighting with a ferocity that deserves the outcome.

What urks me though: on the 11 pm EST Acre battle - who was the Deserter (?) guy deliberately griefing us and spawning and wasting multiple construction sides? Will anything be done about that? Not that it would have made a tremendous difference in the end, but we could certainly have done better.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rikthor on June 11, 2013, 03:38:37 pm
What urks me though: on the 11 pm EST Acre battle - who was the Deserter (?) guy deliberately griefing us and spawning and wasting multiple construction sides? Will anything be done about that? Not that it would have made a tremendous difference in the end, but we could certainly have done better.

You would need to post a ban thread with pics or people confirming it and hope for the best since that has been expressly against the rules for several strat rounds.

PS - Bale, please enjoy Canary holding a grudge against you for 6 months. :oops:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Malaclypse on June 11, 2013, 04:37:51 pm
I go to nearly every battle, but it's fine when I do it. I'm going to call out other people for doing the same thing as me because obviously they're nerds/no-lifers and I'm not. Who am I?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 11, 2013, 04:39:09 pm
I go to nearly every battle, but it's fine when I do it. I'm going to call out other people for doing the same thing as me because obviously they're nerds/no-lifers and I'm not. Who am I?

You are... hypocrisy!

What do I win?  :wink:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 11, 2013, 04:41:47 pm
What urks me though: on the 11 pm EST Acre battle - who was the Deserter (?) guy deliberately griefing us and spawning and wasting multiple construction sides? Will anything be done about that? Not that it would have made a tremendous difference in the end, but we could certainly have done better.

Canary banned him In game, for 5 days. He should honestly get a EU side ban for that shit.

EDIT: I found his CRPG/STRAT listing(Deserter Kutluhan): http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=strategusinfohero&id=365479

Ban this guy for longer. ALso he's playing EU atm:
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SO give him a EU side ban
http://forum.meleegaming.com/eu-(official)/ban-deserter_kutluhan/msg802602/#msg802602
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Tojo on June 11, 2013, 07:33:51 pm
Tojo was disheartened to hear that Chaos and the FCC were going to war. He had made an alliance of peace with Desire of Chaos and now feared that he may have to break it in the Chaos war. However, Tojo had sensed the fighting with Chaos was on the horizon, the FCC was a growing nation and needed more space for their people. He had heard of the lack of discipline in their ranks relying on hallucinogens and soothesayers for their tactics. 'Well, hopefully we can atleast civilize and make christians out of these paegan savages', but he knew they would most like just end up dead like all the others....
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 12, 2013, 12:20:12 am
Canary banned him In game, for 5 days. He should honestly get a EU side ban for that shit.

EDIT: I found his CRPG/STRAT listing(Deserter Kutluhan): http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=strategusinfohero&id=365479

Ban this guy for longer. ALso he's playing EU atm:
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SO give him a EU side ban
http://forum.meleegaming.com/eu-(official)/ban-deserter_kutluhan/msg802602/#msg802602

Was it 5 days? The message in game said 1 hour 30 minutes.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kalam on June 12, 2013, 12:32:23 am
damn you FCC players for not being no-lifers that live and breathe this 3 yr. old game, jk. 

I live and breathe cRPG, damn you! And I have NO LIFE!!!

Upon the comfiest chair did Kalam rock, in those days where a minute of bliss on a heather-filled pillow breezed through the hacienda. The family was out on a field trip once again, and this made him smile. Once graceless boys full of wonder and hope, they were now tactless men full of...what, exactly? He didn't know, but perhaps he would find out.

"But how, my dear?" he asked his third wife.

"KAWAII DESU," she replied.

"By lowering your right hand with something sharp on it," added his second wife without prompting.

Licking the Nutella smeared granola-biscuit he was fondling, Kalam nodded. "I suppose you're both right. In order to see what we're made of, we must lose." Gleaming eyes brought life to corpulent cheeks spoiled on the rich yield of land and home. "In order to bring out the best of the Companies, we must experience the fear of utter destruction again. The pissing in your pants tremor of capitulation. Yes. If it doesn't happen naturally, let us make it happen. To see what we've become. We brought the People change, because we could, and now we will send our birds out to see who they're talking to...and if victory is yet again in our grasp, we must vanquish that chance."

"You ramble when you have too much Nutella," one of his wives murmured.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 12, 2013, 01:02:02 pm
Things I have to say in regards to this thread:

1.) To FCC peeps talking about the naked battle: I would like to think that the fate of that battle was also decided when I destroyed 4 of your forward spawns (1 as a C-Site) and >5 of your weapon racks (it was largely the reason why I didn't get the standard 2.0-3.5 KDR I get against FCC bads). It also helps that I capped your flags with Mr. JC, Ken, and Sandy.
2.) I just can't even make a joke about Keshian calling other people no-livers. The irony is already too strong, anything I add to it will just be pointless overkill.
3.) FCC said something about having 60-70 members... surely that must be true, right?
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Hell, that picture doesn't even account for your Berserk/Acre/Weeaboo non-faction vassals.
4.) In our battle against your Acre vassals, we were more than willing to give you guys construction sites to use. You guys just didn't accept the offer and make the best of it. We still announced and put two construction sites in your spawn because we believe in sportsmanship about things like that.
5.) On my final note: shit thread, stop posting now, thank you.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 12, 2013, 01:34:02 pm
Things I have to say in regards to this thread:

1.) To FCC peeps talking about the naked battle: I would like to think that the fate of that battle was also decided when I destroyed 4 of your forward spawns (1 as a C-Site) and >5 of your weapon racks (it was largely the reason why I didn't get the standard 2.0-3.5 KDR I get against FCC bads). It also helps that I capped your flags with Mr. JC, Ken, and Sandy.
2.) I just can't even make a joke about Keshian calling other people no-livers. The irony is already too strong, anything I add to it will just be pointless overkill.
3.) FCC said something about having 60-70 members... surely that must be true, right?
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Hell, that picture doesn't even account for your Berserk/Acre/Weeaboo non-faction vassals.
4.) In our battle against your Acre vassals, we were more than willing to give you guys construction sites to use. You guys just didn't accept the offer and make the best of it. We still announced and put two construction sites in your spawn because we believe in sportsmanship about things like that.
5.) On my final note: shit thread, stop posting now, thank you.

You realize while you are off doing the cav things (breaking forward spawns, boxes etc in one hit) your men are fighting the bulk of the enemy right? You get to race across the map and decide where to strike and how, knocking people down with bumps and hits. Are you a decent cav yep... do I ever say oh no its Daruvian. Nope. If you have to take the time every day in multiple threads to point out how great you are maybe there is a reason for that?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 12, 2013, 02:18:25 pm
Daruvian is the only cRPG player with an ego and I hate 'em.

hey dont be mean like that.  Hes just having some erectile issues lately and he can't afford a penis-shaped ferrari.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 12, 2013, 02:34:25 pm
hey dont be mean like that.  Hes just having some erectile issues lately and he can't afford a penis-shaped ferrari.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Mayzer on June 12, 2013, 07:30:11 pm
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 12, 2013, 08:32:32 pm
I'll save the "gfgfgfs" for someone with less tact....

But now we can say empirically that we did outplay the FCC in at least one battle. This time Kesh can save the excessive justifications for losing: you chose not to attack at prime time (night time pushed the battle from sometime after 4am to noon), our teamspeak broke and went down and we only barely managed to get most of our players into a substitute, our roster was not as full as yours, you had more NA mercs and more from your own faction than we had from ours, and our army had just been attacked previously; we had no siege equipment except ladders and our armor was not as heavy.

It was a conscious decision to gather the cavalry at that particular moment and have them make an attempt to capture your flags; it turned out to be wonderful timing.


We might not have been winning the score, but we won the battle.



If nothing else, remember Winterly the unbridled.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dreadnok on June 12, 2013, 08:38:09 pm
I go to nearly every battle, but it's fine when I do it. I'm going to call out other people for doing the same thing as me because obviously they're nerds/no-lifers and I'm not. Who am I?

I'm old a d its pointless to anything but play this game mala
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 12, 2013, 09:17:55 pm
I'll save the "gfgfgfs" for someone with less tact....

But now we can say empirically that we did outplay the FCC in at least one battle. This time Kesh can save the excessive justifications for losing: you chose not to attack at prime time (night time pushed the battle from sometime after 4am to noon), our teamspeak broke and went down and we only barely managed to get most of our players into a substitute, our roster was not as full as yours, you had more NA mercs and more from your own faction than we had from ours, and our army had just been attacked previously; we had no siege equipment except ladders and our armor was not as heavy.

It was a conscious decision to gather the cavalry at that particular moment and have them make an attempt to capture your flags; it turned out to be wonderful timing.


We might not have been winning the score, but we won the battle.



If nothing else, remember Winterly the unbridled.

gf
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 12, 2013, 09:21:46 pm
lol
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 12, 2013, 09:28:30 pm
I'll save the "gfgfgfs" for someone with less tact....

But now we can say empirically that we did outplay the FCC in at least one battle. This time Kesh can save the excessive justifications for losing: you chose not to attack at prime time (night time pushed the battle from sometime after 4am to noon), our teamspeak broke and went down and we only barely managed to get most of our players into a substitute, our roster was not as full as yours, you had more NA mercs and more from your own faction than we had from ours, and our army had just been attacked previously; we had no siege equipment except ladders and our armor was not as heavy.

It was a conscious decision to gather the cavalry at that particular moment and have them make an attempt to capture your flags; it turned out to be wonderful timing.


We might not have been winning the score, but we won the battle.



If nothing else, remember Winterly the unbridled.

pretty sure it does.not count because I was not at the fight. :) but with that being said.. gf
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gawagiliglue on June 12, 2013, 09:36:58 pm
I am a simple man and I only see any fighting amongst people as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10874aza3SA.

And also as this wise director says, "Eff a lawt of peepl luff eachotther, tha whurrld wud be a better plaze too lif"
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: SucculentHeadCrab on June 12, 2013, 09:46:19 pm
Sorry for missing the battle, had to run outside to help my sister fix her car so she wouldn't be late for work.   I would have retracted if I could, but that said, glad to see the battle turned out well, my reliablity is now 9 though    :cry:

Also, not to bring up old stuff, but I still believe Jesus pulled a more impressive feat to help LCO win a doomed battle.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3435

In short, defenders (LCO) ran out of armor about 10 minutes in, Jesus snuck to their flags with nothing but a rouncy and a Long Bardiche and dispatched 3 enemy (VE) cavalry at their flags.   At the moment all flags were down only about half the enemy team were alive in Transitional plate armor or archers and the naked defenders ran them down from their forward spawn.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 12, 2013, 09:47:25 pm
Hey now, I only briefly pointed out how much better I am than you! Most of my post was other stuff! FCC just never gets me!

Food for thought: If I out do your team consistently or occasionally have a very small handful of your mercs do slightly better than me, and that only makes me decent... What does that make the majority of your 51 players? Less than decent? Yes. Rhetorical question. FCC confirmed for less than decent. Now stop posting in this shit thread, gf, ur gay, get rekt, 360 noscope, get out my face, get shitter shattered, go cry home to your mother, et cetera ad infinitum
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 12, 2013, 09:56:07 pm
It was a 360 quick scope...l2p noob

Speaking of tooting our own horns (is that similar to rubbing our own penises?), who top scored in that battle martin?  *ahem*
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 12, 2013, 09:59:45 pm
It was a 360 quick scope...l2p noob

Speaking of tooting our own horns (is that similar to rubbing our own penises?), who top scored in that battle martin?  *ahem*

quickscope... fuck off you CoD my old friend. It's all about the noscope scout headshot from across the map.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 12, 2013, 10:02:29 pm
quickscope... fuck off you CoD my old friend. It's all about the noscope scout headshot from across the map.

Quickscope is from CS, nerd.  Scouts suck, so does scoutzknivez.  Quickscope - right click right before you left click...it's an "accurate" no scope. 

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 12, 2013, 10:28:00 pm
Quickscope is from CS, nerd.  Scouts suck, so does scoutzknivez.  Quickscope - right click right before you left click...it's an "accurate" no scope. 


you noob. you dont need to quickscope to be 100% accurate with a scout. you damn baddie. how dare you diss the scout! i bet you are a no skill awp whore! if you were good at the game you could just 360 noscope headshot with the scout. l2playnoob.  8-)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 12, 2013, 10:32:03 pm
yes fuck scouts...no reason to quick scope with em, quick scope is for the awp.  I was never much of an awp whore, always an AK whore...pub all star from 2000 to 2005.  The real assholes would quickscope, quickswitch from pistol back to awp and a bullet was chambered already.  They ruined it for the rest of us...even petitioned Valve to fix it.  If you had a bullet chambered in the awp after their "Fix" you still had to wait a second before you could shoot (chambering animation).  I said, couldn't you determine if the awp had a bullet chambered previously or not?  Apparently they weren't having it...but CS sucked assholes after 1.5 anyways. 
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 12, 2013, 10:43:35 pm
yes fuck scouts...no reason to quick scope with em, quick scope is for the awp.  I was never much of an awp whore, always an AK whore...pub all star from 2000 to 2005.  The real assholes would quickscope, quickswitch from pistol back to awp and a bullet was chambered already.  They ruined it for the rest of us...even petitioned Valve to fix it.  If you had a bullet chambered in the awp after their "Fix" you still had to wait a second before you could shoot (chambering animation).  I said, couldn't you determine if the awp had a bullet chambered previously or not?  Apparently they weren't having it...but CS sucked assholes after 1.5 anyways.

AWPs are for str crutchers.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 13, 2013, 12:35:21 am
Quickscope is from CS, nerd.  Scouts suck, so does scoutzknivez.  Quickscope - right click right before you left click...it's an "accurate" no scope. 

Also found the perfect avatar for Danubian: 

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Can someone please photoshop my characters head/clan banner onto this immediately? I would pay but I have no things I can afford to give away (check these sick rhymes dawg).
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 13, 2013, 02:31:58 am
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3.) FCC said something about having 60-70 members... surely that must be true, right?
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Old picture - you should check it currently - http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfofaction&id=10 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfofaction&id=10)

Anyone who has ever joined fcc for even just a day was left on the old one.  yes its 70ish range.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 13, 2013, 02:37:27 am
That picture was literally taken today yesterday, lol. It's from your Strategus faction page. I literally still have the screenshot on my desktop.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 13, 2013, 05:56:17 am
The scouts report a large force of Chaos in Nova Yalibe. 4443 have gathered. The Terrortops is angry with our failures.. Fear drives us to try another daring feat of war. We attack with 1961. Knowing the odds will bring His blessing.

We enter the field, miles it seems from the fief. Word is passed down the lines. Leave the heavy gear for the reinforcements. The run to the battle will sap the strength to much. So we charge with our mamluks and make the Chaos think we are a simple probe. You can almost hear the commanders thinking.. We are to many and they are not properly geared for this attack.. Imagine the surprise when the yawshawn shock troops rip into them late in the fighting. The heavily armed champions clear the last remaining organized defense, Moral destroyed the rest of the Chaos warriors drop weapons and accept their new masters.

The dead are everywhere. Thralls captured from LL make up the majority of our losses. They have come to us husks but have died to feed the Terror, so they will be honored. He is pleased and the world shall not be eaten this day. Our enemies hate us, if only they knew that with each battle we stop the endtime and allow others to live for a short while longer.

Ohay
Warrior Scribe of the BS clan
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 13, 2013, 07:24:02 am
"These nerds were out for blood - get fucked, nerds"

- Chestaclese
Mascot Poet of the Remnant Clan
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 13, 2013, 07:27:46 am
Vile "free" companies! You slave herding, blackguards! What is a slave soldier of our proud lineage in the light of your ideals? It is a pox on you, and it is an afront to the dignity of battle.

Let our tickets go!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 13, 2013, 07:31:16 am
In that battle of Derchios, I managed to sneak into the castle and hide in formation amongst many enemies. I kept going around and looking at different xbowers faces until I identified Desire and killed her. 26-1. ;)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Nightingale on June 13, 2013, 07:39:29 am
In that battle of Derchios, I managed to sneak into the castle and hide in formation amongst many enemies. I kept going around and looking at different xbowers faces until I identified Desire and killed her. 26-1. ;)

Ninjas  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 13, 2013, 09:29:11 am
I wish everyone would stop giving our enemy thousands of free tickets. Is everyone else fighting FCC incompetent or something?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 13, 2013, 02:45:58 pm
I wish everyone would stop giving our enemy thousands of free tickets. Is everyone else fighting FCC incompetent or something?

Says the guy whose faction has failed to attack effectively against us and only has fiefs given to them (one of them by us).  If you actually had to coordinate a faction with more than 2 highly defensible fiefs right next to each other you would understand its difficult to get a hold of fief owners sometimes in larger factions.  lost legion only had the one fief to put troops into and yalibe was the most distant fief owned by chaos from our lands with a less active fief owner.  When you actually have to coordinate and lead a faction with attacks or defenses (not just bring 1500 man army to reinforce dhirim) like these other factions have had to do you can talk, but for now you are like the little kid who doesn't know what he is talking about and starts talking shit.

Oh well, its not like you are ever going to have to learn - you dont have the balls to do a major attack on us even though you have the greatest opportunity in the world with us busy attacking multiple fiefs with large numbers of troops and then you talk shit to the guys fighting us - low class, dumb, and cowardly all the way.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rhalzo on June 13, 2013, 05:26:20 pm
In that battle of Derchios, I managed to sneak into the castle and hide in formation amongst many enemies. I kept going around and looking at different xbowers faces until I identified Desire and killed her. 26-1. ;)

And you chased me around the outside of the castle after a catapult shot made me tumble off the walls, good times.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Nightingale on June 13, 2013, 07:05:57 pm
And you chased me around the outside of the castle after a catapult shot made me tumble off the walls, good times.

I saved you!.... temporarily
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: deVada on June 13, 2013, 07:11:53 pm
nice reports :) keep fighting  :twisted:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 13, 2013, 10:03:58 pm
Your 12 year olds just attacked us. You just adopted 3 vassal clans. It doesn't matter how many tickets you throw away. Its easy to talk about balls when you got the upperhand, but we're here everyday talking shit to you, begging you guys to attack us.

Come get it, pussy.

Oh, I'm sure they'll come when they're through with us.

In spite of bragging about how many people they're at war with, they only really ever tend to be fighting one group at a time.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 13, 2013, 11:28:15 pm
Not sure that is universally true. We have done several fronts for a while. Hosp/SS at the same time with armies in both locations.

But in truth it is hard getting coordinated attacks going in one location where you need to stop reinforcement and be reinforced. Trying to do it in two locations is on another level. We have done it.. but it makes a lot more sense to try and eliminate 1 threat completely then wounding two but not being able to finish either off.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 13, 2013, 11:40:05 pm
Says the guy whose faction has failed to attack effectively against us and only has fiefs given to them (one of them by us).  If you actually had to coordinate a faction with more than 2 highly defensible fiefs right next to each other you would understand its difficult to get a hold of fief owners sometimes in larger factions.  lost legion only had the one fief to put troops into and yalibe was the most distant fief owned by chaos from our lands with a less active fief owner.  When you actually have to coordinate and lead a faction with attacks or defenses (not just bring 1500 man army to reinforce dhirim) like these other factions have had to do you can talk, but for now you are like the little kid who doesn't know what he is talking about and starts talking shit.

Oh well, its not like you are ever going to have to learn - you dont have the balls to do a major attack on us even though you have the greatest opportunity in the world with us busy attacking multiple fiefs with large numbers of troops and then you talk shit to the guys fighting us - low class, dumb, and cowardly all the way.

Please shut the fuck up Kesh, you stupid flibbertigibbet. I don't care to read your pointless insults. No one does. Ever. Go blow it out your ass to someone else. Maybe someone in your FCC TS3 who will pretend to like you.

Its like people here are fucking idiots and can't see the difference between me saying "I wish people would stop making huge blunders, this really sucks for us", and "lol choas fucking sucks look at you bunch of nerds lol i fukn hat u so bad". I'm just disheartened that the other people at war with FCC have given them 8,000 tickets. That's not minor errors being made. Stop trying to excuse it as such. That's enough tickets to constitute the war efforts of an entire small-medium faction.

EDIT: It must be so hard to act confident and mock our faction's actions (sick rhymes dawg) when you have literally over 5 times as many troops as us.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 14, 2013, 12:06:16 am
Anybody in favor of locking Daruvian and Kesh in a soundproof room with concrete walls and locked metal doors for one whole night?

You may speculate on the outcome as well.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Chestaclese on June 14, 2013, 12:08:53 am
Conversations With the Elder Crone

Lying on his side along the facade atop the keep in Dhirim, his long blond hair flowing in the wind, Canary looked north into the darkness to see Chaos lands suffocated by smoke and flames. A lone rider approached from the north with a single torch to light his way, an envoy from The Bridge Burners sent to accept terms of surrender. The envoy approached the gate and identified himself as Chestaclese, the Loveable Fuckup. Lord San brought him inside, had him change into something more suitable, and ushered him to the top of the keep where Canary resided. After brief introductions Canary started talking about the war.

“Now we can say empirically that we did outplay the Bridge Burners in at least one battle,” Canary said while adjusting his flowing locks away from his face. “It was a conscious decision to gather the cavalry at that particular moment and have them make an attempt to capture your flags; it turned out to be wonderful timing. If nothing else, remember Winterly the unbridled.”

“Uh, I guess,” Chestaclese replied through the leather mask San provided, his knees buckling from the cold wind that sheared the top of the keep. He wished Lord San had provided something more protective than leather short shorts and a mesh shirt.

“It almost defeats the purpose if the argument holds no steam, generates no heat, and is clearly a falsehood,” Canary continued while motioning to Chestaclese to fetch him an additional leather vest to protect his fair skin. “I'm not saying Bronto's method is ideal (though I, for one who is familiar with his ways, can recognize it for what it is: a mockery), just that it's more interesting to see people who seem angry than it is to watch people pat each other on the back with gentle tomfoolery. It tends to bring out more in the way of actual discussion as well.”

“Can we get to terms of surrender,” Chestaclese mumbled through the mask,, trying to push the discussion forward.

“For which the duty is mine to uphold, and to imagine that I might be attempting to do so through irreverence over the last few hours would be not too far-fetched, I should think,” Canary replied. “Derail the topic and see evidence of moderators paying attention, oh my! Back on topic, if you please. More to say about Saxton super scum and double-crossings in general, the meaning or cause thereof, or is it just another bump for attention?”

The conversation continued on like this throughout the night, Canary yawning on about irreverence and implications while passive aggressively trying to convince Chestaclese to lie on the warm stones next to him, poor Chestaclese shivering uncomfortably, and San creeping in the distance.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 14, 2013, 02:52:23 am
Good job chestaclese, your copy and paste skills are elite. You must Ctrl+c, Ctrl+v all day long. Too pro.

I'm gone for one week (still gone but drunk and bored) and this thread is what I stumble upon!?!?!?!?!? Remnants, you're idiots; Daruvian you got owned by kesh on the forums...lol...I guess...gf in your stupid words; and FCC lost a battle against normal medium weight armor and they can't believe it. God I've missed so much....not to mention the xp....
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 14, 2013, 02:54:31 am
I hope you're better at drinking than smack talking.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 14, 2013, 03:20:35 am
I hope you're better at drinking than smack talking.

Not even smack talking just recapping what I missed for myself and others who don't feel like reading 6 pages of shit. You so defensive simmer down.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kalam on June 14, 2013, 03:25:29 am
Kesh lies. There's more than seventy members in the FCC. The truth is, we've distributed the other hundred or so members in other clans as sleeper cells. Consider the voice you're hearing on Teamspeak. That clan mate with the lovable stupid jokes about...stuff. Can you trust him?

Or does he have a yellow heart?

Hail FCC! Immortal FCC! We shall never be destroyed! Cut off one limb and two more shall take its place!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Inglorious on June 14, 2013, 06:57:07 am
The truth is, we've distributed the other hundred or so members in other clans as sleeper cells.

I think we're safe. Weeding out the trolls is the fun part of Bonsai and myself's job of people who apply. You'll find good men with good hearts in Chevalier.

Except Voren. But he's my brother. Can't turn your back on family.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 14, 2013, 07:35:25 am
I think we're safe. Weeding out the trolls is the fun part of Bonsai and myself's job of people who apply. You'll find good men with good hearts in Chevalier.

Except Voren. But he's my brother. Can't turn your back on family.

*cough* voren was in fcc first in previous strategus, swear he is not one of our sleeper cells *cough*

P.S. Arrowaine was in fcc for a period of time a while back - ever wondered why we pretend so hard to be fighting with him?  Just wait till suddenly the entire desert and steppes turn red with ATS color, watch out chevalieres - you never know who is really a secet ATS spy from the new Northern Empire led by Best NA archer Cyranule_ATS (Ecko_ATS new account)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Inglorious on June 14, 2013, 07:42:00 am
Is that why arrowaine is so gung-ho vs FCC
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 14, 2013, 12:32:55 pm
Oh, I'm sure they'll come when they're through with us.

In spite of bragging about how many people they're at war with, they only really ever tend to be fighting one group at a time.

It's not our fault that our enemies allow us to fight one group at a time. Having multiple enemies should be a logistical nightmare. Instead, it's playing out like end of round duels.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: ShiftKnife on June 14, 2013, 06:16:58 pm
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Ecko is back.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 14, 2013, 06:22:04 pm
It's not our fault that our enemies allow us to fight one group at a time. Having multiple enemies should be a logistical nightmare. Instead, it's playing out like end of round duels.

^

If hopsitallers hadn't run and joined occitan when we made 1 month peace and frisians had attacked while we were attacking chaos this whole war would have been different story - as daruvian said earlier "Is everyone else frisians fighting FCC incompetent or something?"   The answer is yes instead of doing two random assaults on ayyike week before we ever attacked chaos and then never attacking us while we fought chaos you might have actually made this war less of end of round duels and more desperate as we have to attack on multiple fronts with our active members while trying to take highly defensible fiefs.

Also, technically we are fighting on multiple fronts, 1/3rd of our guys fighting FIDLGB while the other 2/3rds fighting chaos - with no one needed to fight Frisians who only just sit back and talk shit about the way chaos and fidlgb fight.


P.S.  Our glorious leader Ecko_ATS is back - Northern Empire and you are fucked now.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 14, 2013, 06:34:57 pm
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Ecko is back.

Please invite that man into the FCC to help run the faction.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Inglorious on June 14, 2013, 07:26:51 pm
Please invite that man into the FCC to help run the faction.

Yeah, the 3rdRL Group have some good fighters and decent enough team work. Not to mention a nice looking banner. Did you know that they're from Native? Wouldn't mind at all having a few as mercenary support.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 14, 2013, 07:41:41 pm
Yeah, the 3rdRL Group have some good fighters and decent enough team work. Not to mention a nice looking banner. Did you know that they're from Native? Wouldn't mind at all having a few as mercenary support.

I meant Ecko, can't have a northern empire without him.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 14, 2013, 07:50:43 pm
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Ecko is back.

And he has EU ping too...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 14, 2013, 08:04:11 pm
He probably lurks on the forums and saw that his name was mentioned in the graveyard thread and decided to make an appearance
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 14, 2013, 10:01:39 pm
^

If hopsitallers hadn't run and joined occitan when we made 1 month peace and frisians had attacked while we were attacking chaos this whole war would have been different story - as daruvian said earlier "Is everyone else frisians fighting FCC incompetent or something?"   The answer is yes instead of doing two random assaults on ayyike week before we ever attacked chaos and then never attacking us while we fought chaos you might have actually made this war less of end of round duels and more desperate as we have to attack on multiple fronts with our active members while trying to take highly defensible fiefs.

Also, technically we are fighting on multiple fronts, 1/3rd of our guys fighting FIDLGB while the other 2/3rds fighting chaos - with no one needed to fight Frisians who only just sit back and talk shit about the way chaos and fidlgb fight.


P.S.  Our glorious leader Ecko_ATS is back - Northern Empire and you are fucked now.

We attacked ayyike (which turned out to be absolute shit to attack, the map screenshots made it look easy, that was a mistake) because we said we would. I felt that we left Raven high and dry to a degree so I reckoned it would be proper to come at you even if it was foolhardy. Of course it wasn't proper strategy, but we didn't give any fucks. Essentially, we reckoned it was very improbable that we would make a meaningful dent in your ranks, so we went balls-deep so we could show how we were brave internet knights.

Unfortunately, we're quite low on members with strat ticks. I imagine we've got like 10 folks that are actively recruiting on our end. As it turns out, fighting FCC is a sure-fire way to get your members absolutely fed up with strat. Arowaine told me that and I didn't believe him. I was wrong as fuck. We'd go help CHAOS/FIDLGB out plenty if we were able. However, with very low troop production such a thing is impossible.

Furthermore, you're being a jackass for assuming that Daruvian speaks for anyone but himself. Like, for real. It is a well-known fact that the man enjoys talking shit. It is probably the only way the poor fucker can even have any sort of fun with this game.

The biggest mistake I made is expecting LCO to come rushing in valiantly to kick you FCC folks in the cock with us. That didn't happen so our paltry resources were wasted against you guys. The second biggest mistake (they're pretty close in magnitude) is not forseeing the absorption of AoW and HG. Not sure if Remnant was already absorbed by the time we attacked as fimbulvetr, I can't quite remember. I mean shit dude, you sure as hell can't play the "we're at war with the whole map, we're the underdogs" anymore. You're at war with 3 factions which total roughly 25 active players.

However, I do have a small nice thing to say. I do appreciate sending Acre at us instead of using your massively superior force projection to wipe us in a week. They're actually rather close to our size, although I wish they had some fiefs so we could figure out some front-line engagements with them.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 14, 2013, 10:14:53 pm
Sandy you are 100% correct. Especially your spoiler. I have felt this way for a long time but didn't give a shit to put it so eloquently and still don't. Thanks for doing it for me. The rest of NA needs to get their heads out of their asses and realize FCC is and will win strat unless something is done. Way to go nerds you're being out nerded by nerds scared to be wiped from the map banding together. Orange block scum. Fight them or bend the knee as so many cowards have done already.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Smoothrich on June 14, 2013, 10:25:55 pm
Sandy you are 100% correct. Especially your spoiler. I have felt this way for a long time but didn't give a shit to put it so eloquently and still don't. Thanks for doing it for me. The rest of NA needs to get their heads out of their asses and realize FCC is and will win strat unless something is done. Way to go nerds you're being out nerded by nerds scared to be wiped from the map banding together. Orange block scum. Fight them or bend the knee as so many cowards have done already.

FIDLGB and CHAOS had the past year to do something about it (or do anything at all lol) lord knows LCO/SS were busy duking it with FCC/BIRD/TKoV the majority of strat and never got any help. We didn't ask for it or need it but instead just invited people to get in on the fun war. Quite impressively Fimbulfuckers (who at least skirmished with SS/LCO) and CHAOS/FIDLGB managed to accomplish nothing when Strat interest was at its peak and are now sitting around wondering why they don't have any allies or help when everyone's already burnt out.  Enjoy The Game
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 14, 2013, 10:29:00 pm
Sandy you are 100% correct. Especially your spoiler. I have felt this way for a long time but didn't give a shit to put it so eloquently and still don't. Thanks for doing it for me. The rest of NA needs to get their heads out of their asses and realize FCC is and will win strat unless something is done. Way to go nerds you're being out nerded by nerds scared to be wiped from the map banding together. Orange block scum. Fight them or bend the knee stand with them as so many cowards great people have done already.

Fixed that a bit :P
I think sandy does some discredit to everyone though... we didn't do well cause we had stacked rosters fighting against a buncha scrubs. Most of our battles were against excellent rosters but we managed to get some really key victories, whether the other side made some tactical mistakes or didnt gear up as well as they could have or maybe our guys just had a better day or stuck together more i dunno.. but we got where we are by winning a lot of hard fought victories against extremely skilled enemy teams. It is unfortunate that a lot of people lose interest in strat when things are going poorly for them but that has always been the case with strat... its just more fun when you are accomplishing what you want to accomplish.

Will FCC end up "winning" strat 4... maybe... but if that ends up happening I think FCC could easily splinter into a enough unique groups to make things lively again :P. The initial FCC groups (BRD, Cavalieres, Unicorns and Narwhal) actually have less fiefs now than earlier this strat.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 14, 2013, 10:43:02 pm

Will FCC end up "winning" strat 4... maybe... but if that ends up happening I think FCC could easily splinter into a enough unique groups to make things lively again :P. The initial FCC groups (BRD, Cavalieres, Unicorns and Narwhal) actually have less fiefs now than earlier this strat.

Gmnotutuo has been promised we will break up and form theme factions against each other at some point for mad xp and fun (think pikes on horseback v 3x as many tickets of plate armored guys with rondels) (either that or we will invade and conquer DRZ - one or the other).  Also, a lot of new factions  (6 and counting) are coming into strategus on na side now and increasing the activity of the community - helping them get started by making room for them by wiping out the 2 most stagnant factions on NA - yeah that actually adds to the strategus game.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kalam on June 14, 2013, 10:49:35 pm
Assuming we believe we're underdogs would be...well, an assumption. If it helps, I'm pretty sure we're the first to acknowledge somewhere on the forums that we'd become the 'NA UIF'.

Quite honestly, there's a part of FCC that doesn't find this fun. It's not fun unless we have our backs against a wall, and at the same time there's this driving need to constantly become bros with other clans. It's just a question of who wants what more.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 14, 2013, 10:54:17 pm
Assuming we believe we're underdogs would be...well, an assumption. If it helps, I'm pretty sure we're the first to acknowledge somewhere on the forums that we'd become the 'NA UIF'.

Quite honestly, there's a part of FCC that doesn't find this fun. It's not fun unless we have our backs against a wall, and at the same time there's this driving need to constantly become bros with other clans. It's just a question of who wants what more.

I think the most important thing is that the vast majority of us enjoy lots of fights for lots of xp. i dont forsee us ever sitting around doing nothing.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 14, 2013, 11:23:00 pm
that nails it on the head. FCC falls to pieces when there is nothing to do. Look at strat 3. We imploded and were off the map completely because we decided to sit around and wait till we got the best gear with the most tickets etc... All the fief owners fell asleep and let everything be taken away. Then used that as an excellent excuse to play other games for a while.

This strat we wanted it to be more like 1 and 2. Get involved and fight. Live or die that did not really matter but we wanted to get intrigue and battles. I have said it before... people may hate us but you have to appreciate that we keep strat interesting. A lot of the people we absorbed wanted to be part of strat but did not want the headache of trying to organize a faction. Most of the strat leaders with more than 1 fief can understand that I am sure.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 14, 2013, 11:30:48 pm
Tahlberl, Burglen, Ibiran, Yalibe. These are names of fiefs that FCC has absorbed into their all consuming overlord red blob of doom.

Wait, no.

These are the names of fiefs FCC has conquered and given/sold to small or completely new Strat factions that wanted to get started on the map in the last days.


FCC may be many things, but besides smart diplomats and strategists, they are not here to win Strat by wiping everyone out and owning the whole map - they try to keep things going and interesting.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Artyem on June 15, 2013, 12:01:25 am
Everything Dynamike said is very true.

While they hold a very strange forum front, and sometimes contradict themselves, they are really the only faction willing to give up land for smaller factions to become involved.  3rdRL and these new Berserk guys are the latest example, they honestly probably wouldn't have had much of a chance without a clan giving them land.  Considering that they aren't expected to work as vassals (unlike just about any other faction) and can stay sovereign as their own color, I'd say it's a pretty good way to get them started on their own path.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 12:25:57 am
Don't tell it to us, Artyem! Sparvico can attest to the same about us. Funnily enough, FCC wanted to destroy TKoD after we gave them a fief and they aligned with Occitan/Hospitaller, because they weren't serving FCC's interest. We told them they couldn't.

Honestly giving away a fief is often the best tactical decision along with the best decision for the sake of the community to encourage more players. It's not really an abnormal thing to do.

EDIT: Also Smoothbitch is gay.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 15, 2013, 12:27:32 am
All I know is Chaos was the clan that took a stand against DRZ last strat before they took over NA. Who were the NA factions mercing for DRZ during that time? Hospitaller, Occitan, and ATS. Hospitaller already met their deserved fate but there are 2 factions thriving that never got their comeuppance for kissing the feet of the Russians.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rikthor on June 15, 2013, 12:43:15 am
Several people have been given or offered fiefs from FCC with no strings attached, myself included. You can also add Arowaine/Occitan making that kind of offer as well so at least some of the larger clans do understand that getting upstart clans a spot helps overall.

Also, agreeing with Smoothrich. For better or worse, play the game and have fun. As a former member of both LLJK and BIRD clan, you know clans that actually had wars, it's more fun to go down fighting than sitting in fiefs doing nothing except muttering "That mean ole Kesh, I will show him!" :lol:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 01:00:52 am
Just something partially unrelated that I feel like saying here is that people really, really need to stop treating my faction like we're just sitting in two fiefs hiding because we aren't "brave enough" or "organized enough" to attack. The true matter of fact is that we're just not stupid enough... If you look at things on the Strategus map, we are doing the sensible thing. My math here just showed me that in fief garrisons alone FCC has 40,000 troops. That is multiple times what my faction has in its entirety. Lets see, my faction has what? 10,000 troops? At best 13,000?

Clearly I should listen and be goaded into attacking FCC! The responsibility clearly lies with us, since we are at very best 1/4 their size in troops, right?

inb4 "but all are troops are out attacking lol y wont u help chopas and fudlbggg? xDDD"
inb4 "k"
inb4 "kesh is a my old friend"
inb4 "thats not even what we're talking about"
inb4 "so maaddd xDD D trold u"
inb4 "everyone is druzhina it dusnt matter neway"
inb4 "thank you based fcc"
inb4 "homo-erotic table porn"


bretty good 10/10
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 15, 2013, 01:19:41 am
Tahlberl, Burglen, Ibiran, Yalibe. These are names of fiefs that FCC has absorbed into their all consuming overlord red blob of doom.

Wait, no.

These are the names of fiefs FCC has conquered and given/sold to small or completely new Strat factions that wanted to get started on the map in the last days.


FCC may be many things, but besides smart diplomats and strategists, they are not here to win Strat by wiping everyone out and owning the whole map - they try to keep things going and interesting.

Everything Dynamike said is very true.

While they hold a very strange forum front, and sometimes contradict themselves, they are really the only faction willing to give up land for smaller factions to become involved.  3rdRL and these new Berserk guys are the latest example, they honestly probably wouldn't have had much of a chance without a clan giving them land.  Considering that they aren't expected to work as vassals (unlike just about any other faction) and can stay sovereign as their own color, I'd say it's a pretty good way to get them started on their own path.

Several people have been given or offered fiefs from FCC with no strings attached, myself included. You can also add Arowaine/Occitan making that kind of offer as well so at least some of the larger clans do understand that getting upstart clans a spot helps overall.

Also, agreeing with Smoothrich. For better or worse, play the game and have fun. As a former member of both LLJK and BIRD clan, you know clans that actually had wars, it's more fun to go down fighting than sitting in fiefs doing nothing except muttering "That mean ole Kesh, I will show him!" :lol:

Honestly giving away a fief is often the best tactical decision along with the best decision for the sake of the community to encourage more players. It's not really an abnormal thing to do.

For all you people preaching the altruism of the FCC, you're forgetting the key to this strategy:

Giving a fief to a faction uninvolved in a war immediately after its conquest restricts the faction who previously owned it from being able to safely retake it. It furthers the war effort against them if they try. It's a shady tactic, one that has been the M.O. of the FCC in almost every strat, as near as I can tell. This time, at least, several groups were just straight up absorbed into the faction.

Get the small factions on your side, as many as you can muster, then give them things for "free". When someone whose land was stolen wants it back, what do they have to do? They have to fight through this small and, in many cases, new faction to get it back. This faction will, of course, turn to their FCC philanthropists with their big hearts and shiny armies, and will get going against a clan who was previously only fighting FCC.

The flip side of encouraging new people on the map in that fashion is that it's a cheap way to get unofficial allies and prevent dynamic map play for people at war.



FIDLGB and CHAOS had the past year to do something about it (or do anything at all lol) lord knows LCO/SS were busy duking it with FCC/BIRD/TKoV the majority of strat and never got any help. We didn't ask for it or need it but instead just invited people to get in on the fun war. Quite impressively Fimbulfuckers (who at least skirmished with SS/LCO) and CHAOS/FIDLGB managed to accomplish nothing when Strat interest was at its peak and are now sitting around wondering why they don't have any allies or help when everyone's already burnt out.  Enjoy The Game

We were supporting LCO with trades during their war before the HoC blockade was announced. It's unfortunate not to have wars, but just because we weren't at war constantly doesn't mean we were doing nothing.

Remember when we went to war with The Coalition back in November? Well, that little effort we put forth against them wiped clean a large share of what we'd acquired up until that point. We simply have not had the manpower to be successfully aggressive against clans any larger than, say, Teutonic Knights were.

We also made the mistake, before, of approaching "who should we pit ourselves against?" in a diplomatic way. We didn't want to support KUTT, and we didn't want to support Hospitaller. Sorry to those guys, but we didn't necessarily favor you over your enemy at that point.

At a time when we did favor one side in a major war, it was against the largest faction on the map who shared a border with us. It was daunting. However, we learned from our mistake not doing anything at that time, and went on to become more reckless.

We've technically initiated four wars this strat; with a three month gap between the first two and a two month gap between the second. Long stretches without battles, but we were doing what we could. We struck the first blow in this current war on April 15th, with about a week of downtime from the last (admittedly small) conflict.

We've only been in wars that we have started and you people still say we do nothing.


If we're not on the offensive it has much to do with what Daruvian just said: it's just not practical to attack a faction with the resources and manpower to shut us down on every assault. Before we were ever at war, at the point when the FCC's losses were approximately in the 30,000 range I tallied up every ticket we'd ever spent, recruited onto a player (including the base 100) or put into a garrison: they'd lost more tickets than we'd ever recruited at that point, and they were still actively at war. For them it isn't a choice of "protect fiefs or spend tickets attacking?" because they have the resources to do both.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 01:30:05 am
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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Smoothrich on June 15, 2013, 01:49:51 am
If we're not on the offensive it has much to do with what Daruvian just said: it's just not practical to attack a faction with the resources and manpower to shut us down on every assault. Before we were ever at war, at the point when the FCC's losses were approximately in the 30,000 range I tallied up every ticket we'd ever spent, recruited onto a player (including the base 100) or put into a garrison: they'd lost more tickets than we'd ever recruited at that point, and they were still actively at war. For them it isn't a choice of "protect fiefs or spend tickets attacking?" because they have the resources to do both.

I feel like the objective of Strategus isn't to wipe a clan in a war of total annihilation, but to provide entertainment to the bored nerds of the community with primetime battle slots so we can pump more ironflesh into our powerleveled sperg 2handed hero characters. Kudos to actually getting in on some action, but I gotta scoff at people going "WHERE IS OUR HELP???" when SS/LCO (especially LCO) spent months fighting for survival against extremely stacked odds while getting frustrated/burnt out with the game (strat is a bitch after all) and other clans who coulda been chill bros didn't even lift a finger to get involved.

Tickets + Gold = XP + Fun. Don't worry too much about the Grand Strategy of it all, I think everyone who plays Strat just wants to keep a fun little sandbox to attack shit on interesting maps and get some XP and fun for all of their bored clanmates.

I spent most of this Strat giving FCC shit mostly for propaganda purposes, but at the very least give those guys some credit for having videogame ambition and organization. They are reliable allies and formidable enemies, but at least this strat (much like Strat 2) they have been super active.

I feel the same way about LCO and Veluca as well.  Cheers to the pro clans who've made this strat hilarious and interesting!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 15, 2013, 03:40:40 am
Nice try Canary but two of those fiefs we recently sold are ones we have owned for almost the entirety of strat, as for the other.. if we actually thought for a second you or fidl would have attacked it, we would have kept it and killed any armies you sent. We still own chide because we thought you guys might take a swing at it (you havent) and it is a useful staging point. oh and for the fief we sold to HoC... 1. we dot think you would counter attack it, 2. im pretty sure we are planning on taking all of your fiefs and are fairly confident that we can prevent you launching any big attacks now and 3. we were able to get more troops to send against you in a useful location.

as for the "this is their MO in every strat" uhhh no. in strat 2 we were up against a wall the whole time and managed to gain support of other clans by promising them land in the future, so we owed lots of land and made good on our promises as best we could. in strat 3 we didnt really do anything. so yeah, im not seeing any examples of what you described.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 15, 2013, 06:08:48 am
For all you people preaching the altruism of the FCC, you're forgetting the key to this strategy:

Giving a fief to a faction uninvolved in a war immediately after its conquest restricts the faction who previously owned it from being able to safely retake it. It furthers the war effort against them if they try. It's a shady tactic, one that has been the M.O. of the FCC in almost every strat, as near as I can tell. This time, at least, several groups were just straight up absorbed into the faction.

Get the small factions on your side, as many as you can muster, then give them things for "free". When someone whose land was stolen wants it back, what do they have to do? They have to fight through this small and, in many cases, new faction to get it back. This faction will, of course, turn to their FCC philanthropists with their big hearts and shiny armies, and will get going against a clan who was previously only fighting FCC.

The flip side of encouraging new people on the map in that fashion is that it's a cheap way to get unofficial allies and prevent dynamic map play for people at war.

So you are saying it is better to keep all the fiefs we conquer, form a giant red blob and try to wipe every color other than ours off the map - and that is the less evil or shady tactic? Less diabolic than allowing other clans to have fun on the map as well? Better for the overall experience of the game?

I find this to be pretty cruel and a petty state of mind towards smaller and new factions. Consider if your own faction would be wiped from the map; would you not prefer to get a chance for a fresh start?


But I understand, in fairness of the game, maybe we should return fiefs to our enemies after we capture them? Would that satisfy? Or should we add troops and gear as gifts as well?

We only want to be loved, but you make it so hard for us. Fuck it, time to turn shit red.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 06:26:14 am
Stop acting like giving away fiefs is out of kindness: fiefs are largely useless tokens and stages for battles, nothing more. People give them away because its tactically sound. It is not altruism, its the very opposite and we all know it. Even in Frisia's case.

Edit: if you downvote this you are a shitter shattered bitchbaby cock swoggling doucher.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 15, 2013, 06:44:47 am
Any small faction "given" a fief is of no merit anyway. You either buy it or take it. To be gifted another man's fief is to submit to being eternal vassals or eventually branded traitors. A true lose-lose situation.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 06:50:46 am
I believe we must listen to JC's counsel as he is literally the most qualified person in NA when it comes to talking about small forces taking fiefs.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 06:56:51 am
Any small faction "given" a fief is of no merit anyway. You either buy it or take it. To be gifted another man's fief is to submit to being eternal vassals or eventually branded traitors. A true lose-lose situation.

We sold all these fiefs so we are good guys and they are all good guys in your book.  Thanks jesus.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Reinhardt on June 15, 2013, 07:19:34 am
However, I do have a small nice thing to say. I do appreciate sending Acre at us instead of using your massively superior force projection to wipe us in a week. They're actually rather close to our size, although I wish they had some fiefs so we could figure out some front-line engagements with them.

Soon, my friend enemy, soon.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: kasMVC on June 15, 2013, 07:48:50 am
I want to buy a fief from FCC
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 15, 2013, 07:50:29 am
Kesh I offer 3 gold for all FCC fiefs and troops and no gear.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 07:51:57 am
I want to buy a fief from FCC

For you we will give our special rate - only for the people we really like and who really like us - 2000 troops shiny with 500K gold and you can have  a village.  PM if interested.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: kasMVC on June 15, 2013, 07:59:56 am
What's the deal for people you don't like?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 09:04:05 am
I guess Sandy Daruvian must have been giving you blowjobs, Kesh, you gave us Rindyar for free.

They don't call him the gay knight for nothing - hes all pro!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Tojo on June 15, 2013, 09:53:56 am
You cant look at FCC as a giant Orange-red blob consuming every fief and leaving only corpses and cinders in its wake, you have to come to accept the blob. Once the entire strat map is orangered im sure there will be more battle on the EU servers... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 15, 2013, 10:41:44 am
I feel like the objective of Strategus isn't to wipe a clan in a war of total annihilation, but to provide entertainment to the bored nerds of the community with primetime battle slots so we can pump more ironflesh into our powerleveled sperg 2handed hero characters. Kudos to actually getting in on some action, but I gotta scoff at people going "WHERE IS OUR HELP???" when SS/LCO (especially LCO) spent months fighting for survival against extremely stacked odds while getting frustrated/burnt out with the game (strat is a bitch after all) and other clans who coulda been chill bros didn't even lift a finger to get involved.

Tickets + Gold = XP + Fun. Don't worry too much about the Grand Strategy of it all, I think everyone who plays Strat just wants to keep a fun little sandbox to attack shit on interesting maps and get some XP and fun for all of their bored clanmates.

I spent most of this Strat giving FCC shit mostly for propaganda purposes, but at the very least give those guys some credit for having videogame ambition and organization. They are reliable allies and formidable enemies, but at least this strat (much like Strat 2) they have been super active.

I feel the same way about LCO and Veluca as well.  Cheers to the pro clans who've made this strat hilarious and interesting!

I feel much the same way, but got caught up in the apathy of the wars we had at hand. Favor neither side? Wind up not fighting at all. We tried to seek out unfettered factions that could make for an interesting small war on their own against us, but pickings were slim, and sometimes it's better just to pit yourself against someone you know you won't be able stand up to for long. I've never approached the game from the perspective of trying to "win" any war I wanted to be a part of, either, and if you're only piggybacking on someone else's fight it can be tiresome. If you only lose it can be bad, too, of course. Throwing tickets to the wind for any old attack is not as much fun as it sounds. We've made some hackneyed attacks against random targets during this recent war, and using tickets that way is not a good course for long-term fun. It doesn't lead to a sustained war effort, at least one that isn't totally one-sided. Ideally people go back and forth with attacks and defense, but when the obstacle you're trying to approach is a self-replenishing brick wall, your little rock hammer can only dig in so far. Not to disparage a well-planned defense, but if we can't successfully make an attack without getting shut down in every way possible, we have to stop trying to do so (whether we run out of tickets, lose interest, or get cut off by more active players). We still have yet to put forth a coordinated offensive for this war, but at this point it looks like we might have squandered our opportunity for that.

Scoff if you want, but we're not here begging for help. I wouldn't have had us attack that FCC trader if I wasn't ready to face the likely possibility of getting wiped off the map. We're a faction that has survived being taken off the map before (twice in one strat, mind you), I'm not going to become melodramatic about the outcome of events as a whole when they didn't favor us. It's the details and attitudes that are more fun to nitpick. ;)

Nice try Canary but two of those fiefs we recently sold are ones we have owned for almost the entirety of strat, as for the other.. if we actually thought for a second you or fidl would have attacked it, we would have kept it and killed any armies you sent. We still own chide because we thought you guys might take a swing at it (you havent) and it is a useful staging point. oh and for the fief we sold to HoC... 1. we dot think you would counter attack it, 2. im pretty sure we are planning on taking all of your fiefs and are fairly confident that we can prevent you launching any big attacks now and 3. we were able to get more troops to send against you in a useful location.

as for the "this is their MO in every strat" uhhh no. in strat 2 we were up against a wall the whole time and managed to gain support of other clans by promising them land in the future, so we owed lots of land and made good on our promises as best we could. in strat 3 we didnt really do anything. so yeah, im not seeing any examples of what you described.

I should have phrased it to be more accurate, yes. Your M.O. has been getting the support of numerous small clans by putting them into a situation where they feel as though they have no choice but to be your ally, even when it isn't made official. Granted, giving people things is great, encouraging small clans to exist is wonderful, and you're doing well to make the map more diverse (in color, at least; they are still your friends after all), but you have historically bunched up any small clan you could get your hands on in order to stack the odds in your favor. Here's a tangential point of fact: people such as RoR and AoW who will sign up for our rosters and then leave in the last three minutes before a battle begins and appear on the other side. The rumor I hear is that Kesh will urge people signed up on our side to switch teams. Bad on us for assuming (particularly with the AoWs, being in your faction now and all) that people just wanted in on the fight anyway they could get it and that nobody was actively griefing us.

But I digress... Strat 2 was when you grouped up as many people as possible to take on the Northern Empire. I suppose they were the biggest threat at the time, and nobody realized how much we would wind up overestimating them... but you were certainly not against a wall once that NAP with the Mercs went through, and you gathered so many clans together because of a perceived threat. A perceived threat to rally people to your cause based on promises of land? That is not better than the allegation I made earlier.



Gonna point this out:

2. im pretty sure we are planning on taking all of your fiefs and are fairly confident that we can prevent you launching any big attacks now

...

if we actually thought for a second you or fidl would have attacked it, we would have kept it and killed any armies you sent.

You are here making a self-fulfilling prophecy. Instead of encouraging us to fight you in the war you're just being as greedy (philanthropy to other clans aside) about your conquests as you can be, and discouraging us from actively playing anything but defense. It is ironic considering Kesh's vitriol against us for "doing nothing" and sitting stagnant turtling in our fiefs. If you allow no opportunity for attacks, attacks won't be made. If you don't allow transfers out of a fief, gear bugs will render battles shit (blah blah Kesh "we deserve all that gear and gold so transfers are bullshit, attack on the tick"). You guys really know how to kill fun for the people you fight, even if you do generously provide them with war (and other clans with their stuff once you win).

I'm not asking you to fight wars less efficiently, but I am pointing out that the way you assist other clans is not free from the whole of your strategy of stacking the odds in your favor and preventing retaliation of any kind against you. Furthermore, if you did leave room for us to go on the offensive, it could actually benefit you. No fun allowed, I guess.

So you are saying it is better to keep all the fiefs we conquer, form a giant red blob and try to wipe every color other than ours off the map - and that is the less evil or shady tactic? Less diabolic than allowing other clans to have fun on the map as well? Better for the overall experience of the game?

I find this to be pretty cruel and a petty state of mind towards smaller and new factions. Consider if your own faction would be wiped from the map; would you not prefer to get a chance for a fresh start?

My faction has been wiped off the map before, and when it happened we didn't beseech anyone to give us a fief (particularly not one taken from someone else in a war) or even sell us one.

It is different with newer clans, though, and quite frankly I would be even more upset with this kind of behavior if we did have the means to retake everything we lost. Imagine, installing a smaller clan in a fief just taken from a large aggressive faction in an attempt to keep it from being attacked and taken back when the faction gives no fucks and wants it back at all costs? That would be horrid.

Overall, in response to this and what Matey's talking, what I am saying is that I'd rather you give us a chance to at least try and make a move so that the area sees more battles at these fiefs. (what will this be, one non-peasant battle at Yalibe the entire strat and as of tomorrow two at Emirin?) At least wait until we are completely wiped out to sell off the fiefs you won from us. That's asking a lot, though, and I know we already blew our better opportunities for offenses, and misused some tickets when we attacked some of the fiefs FCC already owned. It seems like everyone underestimates our willingness to fight back; what about those aforementioned ridiculous attacks we made before seemed to indicate we wouldn't make stupid attacks against stuff we lost? You have an opportunity to defend in fun battles, here, and make us look even more pathetic.

But I understand, in fairness of the game, maybe we should return fiefs to our enemies after we capture them? Would that satisfy? Or should we add troops and gear as gifts as well?

We only want to be loved, but you make it so hard for us. Fuck it, time to turn shit red.

At least wait until we're dead to give out the inheritance.



Any small faction "given" a fief is of no merit anyway. You either buy it or take it. To be gifted another man's fief is to submit to being eternal vassals or eventually branded traitors. A true lose-lose situation.

Wasn't Kesh giving Occitan, Chaos, maybe as far back as KUTT and possibly others shit because of the fiefs they didn't "earn"? (because of having gotten them via start-of-round voting, EU resources, or being given war conquests or whatever...) I seem to recall something like that.

We sold all these fiefs so we are good guys and they are all good guys in your book.  Thanks jesus.

Oh, I see, it's different because they paid for them in cash gold.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Tanken on June 15, 2013, 10:59:15 am
FCC should just go to war on the Tundra and give it back to KUTT so we can raise the Ghost Army and all will be forgiven.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 15, 2013, 11:03:55 am
Although Kesh and FCC will deny it, yes he has encouraged people to sign up and retract at the last minute as well as sign up and leech as a low level. I cannot disclose who told me this because I don't want to call him out. This also applies to the MB faction as well. It's quite an underhanded tactic that is pretty much exclusive to a few people in strat (never seen SS, Occitan, Tkov, etc. doing it) and really is just denying the people of crpg a competitive battle.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 15, 2013, 11:14:12 am
All I know is Chaos was the clan that took a stand against DRZ last strat before they took over NA. Who were the NA factions mercing for DRZ during that time? Hospitaller, Occitan, and ATS. Hospitaller already met their deserved fate but there are 2 factions thriving that never got their comeuppance for kissing the feet of the Russians.

I remember when FCC took a stand against DRZ. Who do you think Chaos was with then?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 15, 2013, 11:19:15 am
oh my. another massive canary post. All quotes I shall address are from canary but i didnt want to quote his massive fucking quote-fest post cause then i would quote all his quotes and it would be horrific!

"sometimes it's better just to pit yourself against someone you know you won't be able stand up to for long. I've never approached the game from the perspective of trying to "win" any war I wanted to be a part of, either, and if you're only piggybacking on someone else's fight it can be tiresome."


I love this bit about you not approaching the game from that perspective. I guess you forgot about strat 2 when you became "good dogs" -Vovka of DRZ in order to survive and then turned on your friends with glee in the hopes of acquiring more internet lands; especially since it looked like you and DRZ would wipe us the fuck out pretty easy seeing as we had just expended all of our troops on the hosp castle.


" Your M.O. has been getting the support of numerous small clans by putting them into a situation where they feel as though they have no choice but to be your ally, even when it isn't made official. Granted, giving people things is great, encouraging small clans to exist is wonderful, and you're doing well to make the map more diverse (in color, at least; they are still your friends after all), but you have historically bunched up any small clan you could get your hands on in order to stack the odds in your favor."

In strat 2 we got all the help we could because we were up against the mercs who had help from everyone they could get it from. both sides were constantly bringing more people into the fray or getting help where they could... its why the war was endless. in strat 3 we were friends with NH I guess but thats about it for small clans kinda-sorta working with us. as for strat 4 we havent been running around asking everyone to help us out and so on... granted Kesh could address this better than I since he would know far more about it, but my understanding is that most if not all of the groups who we are working with or have sold land to... came to us.

"Here's a tangential point of fact: people such as RoR and AoW who will sign up for our rosters and then leave in the last three minutes before a battle begins and appear on the other side. The rumor I hear is that Kesh will urge people signed up on our side to switch teams. Bad on us for assuming (particularly with the AoWs, being in your faction now and all) that people just wanted in on the fight anyway they could get it and that nobody was actively griefing us. "

Bullshit. Kesh might go hunting for mercs and let people know we have room for them.. but he isnt going to get people to sign up on your side to eat slots and then have them switch last minute. Also, Kesh was complaining to me about how a bunch of people who were signed up for us all dropped last minute to join your side... but at least he didnt make up shit about it being part of some scumbag plan you had to screw us out of mercs.

"But I digress... Strat 2 was when you grouped up as many people as possible to take on the Northern Empire. I suppose they were the biggest threat at the time, and nobody realized how much we would wind up overestimating them... but you were certainly not against a wall once that NAP with the Mercs went through, and you gathered so many clans together because of a perceived threat. A perceived threat to rally people to your cause based on promises of land? That is not better than the allegation I made earlier."


That deal with mercs made it absolutely necessary for us to go on the offensive against a major faction in the hopes of acquiring land. We had a lot of people who had helped us a great deal in that war with the mercs and we wanted very much to be able to give them something in return; as such we planned on giving a large amount of the land we took from NE to those who had helped us previously. And yes we all expected NE to put up a much better fight. I would also like to point out that even before the war with NE was finished we already knew that DRZ was going to be attacking us the second our NAP wore off; granted we didnt expect our best friends (who constantly told us we didnt need any official alliance because we were so close that such things were unnecessary) would also attack us (while constantly reassuring me on steam that they wouldnt do such a thing without at the very least telling us first... while marching troops at us in preparations for a sneak attack)... basically we knew that things were still not going to be easy for us even after NE war was done. The only part of strat 2 that was easy for us was the week or so where we were fighting NE but it was overshadowed by the looming threat of DRZ and turning into another back against the wall situation.

"It seems like everyone underestimates our willingness to fight back; what about those aforementioned ridiculous attacks we made before seemed to indicate we wouldn't make stupid attacks against stuff we lost? You have an opportunity to defend in fun battles, here, and make us look even more pathetic."


you sent out like 2 suicide attacks. FIDL sent out like 8. you sat there and did nothing while we sieged fidl fiefs. Why would we think you would send any new armies?

"Imagine, installing a smaller clan in a fief just taken from a large aggressive faction in an attempt to keep it from being attacked and taken back when the faction gives no fucks and wants it back at all costs? That would be horrid. "

In strat 2 NE sold/gave a fief to the Mercs that we would have taken.. and we had a long NAP with the mercs so we could do exactly nothing about it. it does indeed suck.



Holy shit i did a messy version of a canary post... what have you done to me?!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 15, 2013, 12:04:55 pm
I love this bit about you not approaching the game from that perspective. I guess you forgot about strat 2 when you became "good dogs" -Vovka of DRZ in order to survive and then turned on your friends with glee in the hopes of acquiring more internet lands; especially since it looked like you and DRZ would wipe us the fuck out pretty easy seeing as we had just expended all of our troops on the hosp castle.

I will admit that I have in the past been concerned with being wiped out. In strat 2 I was much more adamantly playing into the diplomatic rigor of strategus, and we had made official allies with Druzhina and felt slighted by BRD - we broke a NAP to follow them into a war against you. It hadn't to do with winning, but for being denied what we felt we were promised and adhering to an agreement we held above another. It was not about gain.

I will say this now, too, because it still seems to be a troubling incident: It was not meant to be personal, but it was anyway. I'm sorry about it.

Bullshit. Kesh might go hunting for mercs and let people know we have room for them.. but he isnt going to get people to sign up on your side to eat slots and then have them switch last minute. Also, Kesh was complaining to me about how a bunch of people who were signed up for us all dropped last minute to join your side... but at least he didnt make up shit about it being part of some scumbag plan you had to screw us out of mercs.

I wasn't saying he had them sign for us to begin with, but I am fine dropping it as a rumor. I will confirm, however, that TimTehEnchanter_AoW and RoR_Dragon and possibly more have unsigned themselves the instant before a battle has begun without saying anything to us. A shame upon them, and a lesson upon us about hiring flighty FCC friends. Maybe Kesh's dogged roster-hunting gives our list casualties as a coincidence.

Also:
Although Kesh and FCC will deny it, yes he has encouraged people to sign up and retract at the last minute as well as sign up and leech as a low level. I cannot disclose who told me this because I don't want to call him out. This also applies to the MB faction as well.

I know that 9Finger has said to other MB members that they had a mercenary agreement with FCC and would always remind MB to sign up for FCC in battles. I think MB leaders have said that they don't recall any such merc agreement. (if anyone from FCC wishes to confirm or refute this)

That deal with mercs made it absolutely necessary for us to go on the offensive against a major faction in the hopes of acquiring land. We had a lot of people who had helped us a great deal in that war with the mercs and we wanted very much to be able to give them something in return; as such we planned on giving a large amount of the land we took from NE to those who had helped us previously. And yes we all expected NE to put up a much better fight. I would also like to point out that even before the war with NE was finished we already knew that DRZ was going to be attacking us the second our NAP wore off; granted we didnt expect our best friends (who constantly told us we didnt need any official alliance because we were so close that such things were unnecessary) would also attack us (while constantly reassuring me on steam that they wouldnt do such a thing without at the very least telling us first... while marching troops at us in preparations for a sneak attack)... basically we knew that things were still not going to be easy for us even after NE war was done. The only part of strat 2 that was easy for us was the week or so where we were fighting NE but it was overshadowed by the looming threat of DRZ and turning into another back against the wall situation.

I say the promise of land was worse because we were the ones who felt that the promise that was made to us was not fulfilled.

It seems that you saw farther ahead then we did; we were not aware of Druzhina's intent to attack you until a couple nights before the war were declared. I think the stick that tore the dam loose was when we told them about our discontent with what we felt we were denied receiving. There was, I think, only one instance I recall where I told a lie to you guys about our intentions after we had that whole misunderstanding about receiving another village. It was, I think, the night before any attacks occured, and I said something non-commital about what we were planning, stating that we hadn't planned on fighting you at any point.

you sent out like 2 suicide attacks. FIDL sent out like 8. you sat there and did nothing while we sieged fidl fiefs. Why would we think you would send any new armies?

Because clearly we're bad at the game. And like I said, the prophecy is self-fulfilling. Give our stuff away because you don't expect retaliation and you keep us from having it. I don't think FIDLGB has any interest in retaking what they lost, but I'd hate to see no more battles occur at some of these fiefs.

Looking back on other things we've done, we're also slow-moving when we try to accomplish something. I do not begrudge anyone for penalizing us for this, but don't brag about how we're awful turtles just because we're slow.

Holy shit i did a messy version of a canary post... what have you done to me?!

The old-fashioned Strategus wall of text is back. If I know how these things go, it might stay a while.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 03:51:47 pm
Honestly Matey covered most things pretty well, but had to respond to a little of this poor loser silliness.


I wasn't saying he had them sign for us to begin with, but I am fine dropping it as a rumor. I will confirm, however, that TimTehEnchanter_AoW and RoR_Dragon and possibly more have unsigned themselves the instant before a battle has begun without saying anything to us. A shame upon them, and a lesson upon us about hiring flighty FCC friends. Maybe Kesh's dogged roster-hunting gives our list casualties as a coincidence.


Wow - now we are getting to the rumors and making up crap like Daruvian and Jesus - i really wish we hadn't beaten you down to this level.  No, all i have done is tell people in the strat fight channel  "we are  desperate fro mercs we can't fill this roster - we had 3-4 people drop or switch sides last minute - does anyone know anyone that can sign up - I will definitely hire them" "Also, if you are not hired at this point please type your name in ts and i will hire you"  Both those people were in our strategus battle channel asked to get on our roster, while daruvian applied to our battle and then no showed intentionally (luckily we got it confirmed at the last second that he had told you guys he was heading out and couldn't make the battle but he would be sure to apply for our side before he left (actually even hopped in our ts to make sure we hired him) and we were able to replace him in time)

Also:
I know that 9Finger has said to other MB members that they had a mercenary agreement with FCC and would always remind MB to sign up for FCC in battles. I think MB leaders have said that they don't recall any such merc agreement. (if anyone from FCC wishes to confirm or refute this)


Your joking right?  Have you loooked at any of the battles you have had?  in almost every case you have more mercs from mb than we do (reasonable since you share a ts) and I have been told they follow aldoglaus when it comes to mercing and he favors your side for why, also defense is a LOT more fun for most people, easier to get mercs on castle defense and they have no obligations to sign for our side though I do try to ask first.  Also, 9finger is afk in Alaska isnt' he?


Because clearly we're bad at the game. And like I said, the prophecy is self-fulfilling. Give our stuff away because you don't expect retaliation and you keep us from having it. I don't think FIDLGB has any interest in retaking what they lost, but I'd hate to see no more battles occur at some of these fiefs.

???  We've sold the Fildgb fiefs - but the only fief of yours we have sold is yalibe because I couldn't waste my time sitting there as fief owner waiting for you to attack it when it never would happen (your 1000 man army there actually ran back to dhirim after the battle).  You have yet to atatck tosdhar and we are still in the process of taking emirin and derchios castle.  im still not getting this whole "you sold all our fiefs so of course we cant attack them and take them back because of course we totally would have you know we just took an arrow to the knee and it took longer than expected."  At the rate you play this game, 10 months from now we can expect you to remember to send an army to attack tosdhar.  And no, we dont really expect you to go on the offensive at this point even with havelle_of_frisia dumping troops and gear into emirin.


Looking back on other things we've done, we're also slow-moving when we try to accomplish something. I do not begrudge anyone for penalizing us for this, but don't brag about how we're awful turtles just because we're slow.


10 months - yeahhhh, I would say that's slow on a pretty impressive scale



P.S.  Every fief was sold and when some of them asked to be allies we even encouraged them to go talk to the other small factions as we were already big enough and it was more a matter of chaos not wasting those fiefs and being on our border (we couldn't even handle that many fiefs) than trying to "buy" new allies as you keep trying to put it, but if they had any questions with understanding strategus or ebcoming new fief owners we would be happy to help.  Selling these fiefs serves the dual purpose of getting us more troops and dropping fiefs that would become too many for us to manage - im really happy we were able to find small clans for the vast majority of them instead of selling to larger factions.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rhalzo on June 15, 2013, 04:19:20 pm
I wasn't saying he had them sign for us to begin with, but I am fine dropping it as a rumor. I will confirm, however, that TimTehEnchanter_AoW and RoR_Dragon and possibly more have unsigned themselves the instant before a battle has begun without saying anything to us. A shame upon them, and a lesson upon us about hiring flighty FCC friends. Maybe Kesh's dogged roster-hunting gives our list casualties as a coincidence.
Wow - now we are getting to the rumors and making up crap like Daruvian and Jesus - i really wish we hadn't beaten you down to this level.  No, all i have done is tell people in the strat fight channel  "we are  desperate fro mercs we can't fill this roster - we had 3-4 people drop or switch sides last minute - does anyone know anyone that can sign up - I will definitely hire them" "Also, if you are not hired at this point please type your name in ts and i will hire you"  Both those people were in our strategus battle channel asked to get on our roster, while daruvian applied to our battle and then no showed intentionally (luckily we got it confirmed at the last second that he had told you guys he was heading out and couldn't make the battle but he would be sure to apply for our side before he left (actually even hopped in our ts to make sure we hired him) and we were able to replace him in time)

I've noticed it a few times in the last battles, especially yesterday. TimTheEnchanter_AoW was in our TeamSpeak during the rollcalls, got onto the roster, was talking about how he wanted to fight, then when the battle started he was on the opposite team. Didn't say anything in chat or in voice about leaving. All Canary is saying is that it's pretty fucking weird for a member of your faction (on Strat) to be on our roster up until minutes before the battle starts, but when it starts the guy is on the other side.


Oh, and to the people that got Burglen and who will be getting Chide - those places suck to defend. My castle has been the only real fun place to defend.

Have a nice Saturday everyone, it looks like it should be nice out there.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 04:52:49 pm

Oh, and to the people that got Burglen and who will be getting Chide - those places suck to defend. My castle has been the only real fun place to defend.


I think they are buying Kelredan Castle as well  :wink: :wink:  I think they will have fun with it.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 15, 2013, 05:09:45 pm
Hey now, I told you that I had to leave an entire 5 minutes before the battle started and was only accepted 7 prior. I would say that is fair warning.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rhalzo on June 15, 2013, 05:58:06 pm
I think they are buying Kelredan Castle as well  :wink: :wink:  I think they will have fun with it.

We've had fun with it so far, now they can have their turn. Just not yet, you guys need to spend about 1k more troops first. I have to say that everyone, both sides, have done a great job during these sieges.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Saxton on June 15, 2013, 06:02:55 pm
I feel much the same way, but got caught up in the apathy of the wars we had at hand. Favor neither side? Wind up not fighting at all. We tried to seek out unfettered factions that could make for an interesting small war on their own against us, but pickings were slim, and sometimes it's better just to pit yourself against someone you know you won't be able stand up to for long. I've never approached the game from the perspective of trying to "win" any war I wanted to be a part of, either, and if you're only piggybacking on someone else's fight it can be tiresome. If you only lose it can be bad, too, of course. Throwing tickets to the wind for any old attack is not as much fun as it sounds. We've made some hackneyed attacks against random targets during this recent war, and using tickets that way is not a good course for long-term fun. It doesn't lead to a sustained war effort, at least one that isn't totally one-sided. Ideally people go back and forth with attacks and defense, but when the obstacle you're trying to approach is a self-replenishing brick wall, your little rock hammer can only dig in so far. Not to disparage a well-planned defense, but if we can't successfully make an attack without getting shut down in every way possible, we have to stop trying to do so (whether we run out of tickets, lose interest, or get cut off by more active players). We still have yet to put forth a coordinated offensive for this war, but at this point it looks like we might have squandered our opportunity for that.

Scoff if you want, but we're not here begging for help. I wouldn't have had us attack that FCC trader if I wasn't ready to face the likely possibility of getting wiped off the map. We're a faction that has survived being taken off the map before (twice in one strat, mind you), I'm not going to become melodramatic about the outcome of events as a whole when they didn't favor us. It's the details and attitudes that are more fun to nitpick. ;)

I should have phrased it to be more accurate, yes. Your M.O. has been getting the support of numerous small clans by putting them into a situation where they feel as though they have no choice but to be your ally, even when it isn't made official. Granted, giving people things is great, encouraging small clans to exist is wonderful, and you're doing well to make the map more diverse (in color, at least; they are still your friends after all), but you have historically bunched up any small clan you could get your hands on in order to stack the odds in your favor. Here's a tangential point of fact: people such as RoR and AoW who will sign up for our rosters and then leave in the last three minutes before a battle begins and appear on the other side. The rumor I hear is that Kesh will urge people signed up on our side to switch teams. Bad on us for assuming (particularly with the AoWs, being in your faction now and all) that people just wanted in on the fight anyway they could get it and that nobody was actively griefing us.

But I digress... Strat 2 was when you grouped up as many people as possible to take on the Northern Empire. I suppose they were the biggest threat at the time, and nobody realized how much we would wind up overestimating them... but you were certainly not against a wall once that NAP with the Mercs went through, and you gathered so many clans together because of a perceived threat. A perceived threat to rally people to your cause based on promises of land? That is not better than the allegation I made earlier.



Gonna point this out:

You are here making a self-fulfilling prophecy. Instead of encouraging us to fight you in the war you're just being as greedy (philanthropy to other clans aside) about your conquests as you can be, and discouraging us from actively playing anything but defense. It is ironic considering Kesh's vitriol against us for "doing nothing" and sitting stagnant turtling in our fiefs. If you allow no opportunity for attacks, attacks won't be made. If you don't allow transfers out of a fief, gear bugs will render battles shit (blah blah Kesh "we deserve all that gear and gold so transfers are bullshit, attack on the tick"). You guys really know how to kill fun for the people you fight, even if you do generously provide them with war (and other clans with their stuff once you win).

I'm not asking you to fight wars less efficiently, but I am pointing out that the way you assist other clans is not free from the whole of your strategy of stacking the odds in your favor and preventing retaliation of any kind against you. Furthermore, if you did leave room for us to go on the offensive, it could actually benefit you. No fun allowed, I guess.

My faction has been wiped off the map before, and when it happened we didn't beseech anyone to give us a fief (particularly not one taken from someone else in a war) or even sell us one.

It is different with newer clans, though, and quite frankly I would be even more upset with this kind of behavior if we did have the means to retake everything we lost. Imagine, installing a smaller clan in a fief just taken from a large aggressive faction in an attempt to keep it from being attacked and taken back when the faction gives no fucks and wants it back at all costs? That would be horrid.

Overall, in response to this and what Matey's talking, what I am saying is that I'd rather you give us a chance to at least try and make a move so that the area sees more battles at these fiefs. (what will this be, one non-peasant battle at Yalibe the entire strat and as of tomorrow two at Emirin?) At least wait until we are completely wiped out to sell off the fiefs you won from us. That's asking a lot, though, and I know we already blew our better opportunities for offenses, and misused some tickets when we attacked some of the fiefs FCC already owned. It seems like everyone underestimates our willingness to fight back; what about those aforementioned ridiculous attacks we made before seemed to indicate we wouldn't make stupid attacks against stuff we lost? You have an opportunity to defend in fun battles, here, and make us look even more pathetic.

At least wait until we're dead to give out the inheritance.



Wasn't Kesh giving Occitan, Chaos, maybe as far back as KUTT and possibly others shit because of the fiefs they didn't "earn"? (because of having gotten them via start-of-round voting, EU resources, or being given war conquests or whatever...) I seem to recall something like that.

Oh, I see, it's different because they paid for them in cash gold.

Honestly Canary who do you think would read all of this? Kesh
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: SucculentHeadCrab on June 15, 2013, 08:20:07 pm
I really only did it because a girl asked me.

"The Devs only gave us two gifts to entertain ourselves before we die.  The thrill of reinforcing a girl's fief that asks nicely, and the thrill of killing a man that wants to kill you."

          - Daario Naharis ,  Havelle_of_Frisia

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 15, 2013, 11:35:18 pm
I really only did it because a girl asked me.

*cough* Boyscout_of_chaos is actually a guy *cough*

Sorry to ruin your internet girl dreams

P.S.  There are no real girls on the internet, don't believe its a girl just because he speaks in an alto - just means his balls haven't dropped yet.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Visconti on June 15, 2013, 11:46:09 pm
the posts in this thread are too damn long...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Krosis on June 16, 2013, 12:03:39 am
I really only did it because a girl asked me.

Happened to you too huh? She has a way with words.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 16, 2013, 12:05:30 am
the posts in this thread are too damn long...

Somehow I've convinced myself that it's just best to ignore these posts, and it is really paying off. I feel emancipated.

This is probably what it feels like to have autism and then suddenly become normal.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: SucculentHeadCrab on June 16, 2013, 01:33:14 am
*cough* Boyscout_of_chaos is actually a guy *cough*

Sorry to ruin your internet girl dreams

P.S.  There are no real girls on the internet, don't believe its a girl just because he speaks in an alto - just means his balls haven't dropped yet.

 :shock:

Einhorn Panda is a man!

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 16, 2013, 02:41:11 am
*cough* Boyscout_of_chaos is actually a guy *cough*

Sorry to ruin your internet girl dreams

P.S.  There are no real girls on the internet, don't believe its a girl just because he speaks in an alto - just means his balls haven't dropped yet.

*cough* kesh is admitting she's actually a woman too or a man who's balls haven't dropped *cough*

*cough* GOTTEM *cough*

in all seriousness though panda or boyscout of chaos is a woman IRL just to clear things up, and kesh is most likely a woman or was a woman at one point and is now a man or perhaps was and/or is a lady boy?! THE PLOT THICKENS!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 16, 2013, 03:12:38 am
Wow - now we are getting to the rumors and making up crap like Daruvian and Jesus - i really wish we hadn't beaten you down to this level.  No, all i have done is tell people in the strat fight channel  "we are  desperate fro mercs we can't fill this roster - we had 3-4 people drop or switch sides last minute - does anyone know anyone that can sign up - I will definitely hire them" "Also, if you are not hired at this point please type your name in ts and i will hire you"  Both those people were in our strategus battle channel asked to get on our roster, while daruvian applied to our battle and then no showed intentionally (luckily we got it confirmed at the last second that he had told you guys he was heading out and couldn't make the battle but he would be sure to apply for our side before he left (actually even hopped in our ts to make sure we hired him) and we were able to replace him in time)

I did say that I would drop it, there is no need to get so defensive.

Your joking right?  Have you loooked at any of the battles you have had?  in almost every case you have more mercs from mb than we do (reasonable since you share a ts) and I have been told they follow aldoglaus when it comes to mercing and he favors your side for why, also defense is a LOT more fun for most people, easier to get mercs on castle defense and they have no obligations to sign for our side though I do try to ask first.  Also, 9finger is afk in Alaska isnt' he?

Granted, this was during the time when the Velucan Empire was still whole. Ever since they've split up it seems like we're getting more mercs from TKoV and MB (and less from HoC) for whatever reason.


10 months - yeahhhh, I would say that's slow on a pretty impressive scale

I won't stoop to trimming my faction roster of all the inactive people just to reflect our size better for propaganda purposes, but I'll say it again: it's harder to accomplish fun things without as many players as you have. You can also disregard any of the wars we have fought, but it doesn't mean they didn't happen. The largest stretch of time we had without an active war that we started was three months. Historically, our wars haven't lasted very long. Please don't beleaguer us for not constantly fighting just because we've been able to pick and choose who we fight. Would it have been better to get involved in other factions' wars and make the map more lopsided? I thought you hated mega-alliances. And anyway, we chose you, this time.

I think they are buying Kelredan Castle as well  :wink: :wink:  I think they will have fun with it.

This perfectly encapsulates the poor sportsmanship and domineering attitude of the current FCC. Selling something that you haven't yet taken and bragging about it before the last battle is fought. Surrounding yourselves with factions that you've set up into fiefs. You can justify the war any way you want (there are many legitimate reasons), but saying we're a complete waste of space is not true and is an insult to our players.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 16, 2013, 03:23:58 am
. You can also disregard any of the wars we have fought, but it doesn't mean they didn't happen. The largest stretch of time we had without an active war that we started was three months. Historically, our wars haven't lasted very long.

Fighting 1-2 battles with somebody doesn't constitute a war.  The fallen you didn't even fight yourselves - all the attacks on the castle were occitan, you attacked 1 village.  Teutons - you attacked 1 village and called it a day.  Those are border skirmishes at best.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 16, 2013, 04:56:49 am
I go away for a day and all the good press we were getting is ruined. hell even Smoothrich complimented us! What the hell guys... Can we have more talk about how we are saving the world (game) from the Terrortops (stagnant boredom) for yet another day.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 16, 2013, 05:00:29 am
:shock:

Einhorn Panda is a man!


I lol'd really fucking hard with this
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 16, 2013, 05:28:55 am
Fighting 1-2 battles with somebody doesn't constitute a war.  The fallen you didn't even fight yourselves - all the attacks on the castle were occitan, you attacked 1 village.  Teutons - you attacked 1 village and called it a day.  Those are border skirmishes at best.

We tried to fight against clans we thought could hold themselves up longer than one or two attacks, just because they gave up and joined you or lost to our first assault doesn't mean it wasn't war - that's rude to say about their factions and disregards anything they've ever done. People joined in against them with us, but that wasn't according to our plan. "Border skirmishes" or not, we were doing something, and we were the aggressors in every case. We had goals for our wars and we met them sooner than we expected, don't try to diminish my faction's activities just because they weren't long-lasting or consistent enough for whatever standards you're trying to hold us to.


Also, you're wrong here. Stop telling lies. We attacked the castle, not Occitan.  See (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=1350) here (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=1388).
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Darkkarma on June 16, 2013, 05:39:50 am
I remember when FCC took a stand against DRZ. Who do you think Chaos was with then?

These were always my favorite propaganda posts of strat two.


(click to show/hide)

Also, it's strat 4. Let's focus on the here and now, shall we?

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Artyem on June 16, 2013, 05:54:58 am
My favorite moment was when they wiped all gold and gear, and the day it happened like 1900 naked DRZ troops fought like 1900 lightly peasant armed Haven troops.  DRZ ended up losing even though ManOfWar successfully chambered and killed a few people with his fists, which became a nice stack of scythes and pitchforks to fight with.

I will never forget that day, not only was I fighting with CHAOS and DRZ, but I got to watch thousands of naked men fight and fall, until the mud had become red.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Holiday203 on June 16, 2013, 06:29:05 am
Chaos is a waste of space...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 16, 2013, 06:43:38 am
These were always my favorite propaganda posts of strat two.


(click to show/hide)

Also, it's strat 4. Let's focus on the here and now, shall we?

I remember when our trusted allies Chaos came to join the war vs mercs and then forced us to negotiate peace while heavily implying they would leave us high and dry if we didnt take a peace deal from mercs, thus forcing our hand. and i remember all the things that came after.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rikthor on June 16, 2013, 06:44:27 am
Lots of bloo bloo bloo up in this thread as of late.

Case in point:
I'm still wiped from all of the arguing/shit posting we did in strat 2 to bother refuting this though. See you in game.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Darkkarma on June 16, 2013, 06:49:33 am
I remember when our trusted allies Chaos came to join the war vs mercs and then forced us to negotiate peace while heavily implying they would leave us high and dry if we didnt take a peace deal from mercs, thus forcing our hand. and i remember all the things that came after.

I'm not at all surprised that is how you remember it.

I'm still wiped from all of the arguing/shit posting we did in strat 2 to bother refuting this though. See you in game.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Malaclypse on June 16, 2013, 07:34:15 am
A BLOO BLOO BLOO
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 16, 2013, 08:59:36 am
I guess I'm supposed to butt in here somewhere and make an egomaniacal post, right? Don't worry, I'll half-heartedly deliver.

Hey Kesh, why couldn't any of your FCC mercenaries get more kills than me when I wasn't using a horse tonight?

We should meet up in the duel server and I'll teach you to block overheads, dude. You seem to not be very good against them. You've got the whole 2-hand jumping into crowds and swinging thing down, and your side blocks are good, but your overheads blocks need work. Come on, it will be fun!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 16, 2013, 09:20:45 am
I guess I'm supposed to butt in here somewhere and make an egomaniacal post, right? Don't worry, I'll half-heartedly deliver.

Hey Kesh, why couldn't any of your FCC mercenaries get more kills than me when I wasn't using a horse tonight?

We should meet up in the duel server and I'll teach you to block overheads, dude. You seem to not be very good against them. You've got the whole 2-hand jumping into crowds and swinging thing down, and your side blocks are good, but your overheads blocks need work. Come on, it will be fun!

Was that the one where you screwed over MB by rage-quitting 10 minutes into the battle after illuminati and jesus kept shutting you down completely and you unapplied during the battle in order to not have your horrible performance recorded and hurt your ego and I got the most kills for my team.  yeah I remember that one, i hope MB does too.

I think there was one before that where mrshine on our team got 2 less kills than you and half your deaths - I guess some people don't just ride straight into melee and completely rely on plate armor on a  heavy warhorse triple loomed to get them a load of kills.

Also, aren't you a shielder?  You have no ability to manual block to speak of as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 16, 2013, 09:34:43 am
Alright I'll briefly dissect your shitpost for everyone*:

No, it was not the one where I told MB I had to leave and apologized. I do recall that my score was something like 17-4 before I left though. I was 13-2 at one point near the beginning and the only people that had killed me were teammates. Namely Spathovaklion who couldn't stop team-kicking my ass all night. As far as anyone "shutting me down"... Illuminati killing me once before I left while I was typing that I was leaving and didn't even swing back at him doesn't count as "shutting me down" lol. So desparate to try and troll. Did Illuminati really feel so accomplished after doing that that he spoke to you or the TS3 about it? Or were you just sperg-watching? Either way it's laughable.

As for the other battle you speak of (ignoring the first battle where I outdid everyone on your team, lol), yes he did a bit better than me lol. He's not exactly in one of FCC's sub-factions is he? Doesn't really count by my book. Hahaha, it's funny seeing you trying to argue that ONE guy out of FIFTY ONE (mostly your FCC players) out did me! Hahahahahahaha. Try harder bitch lol.

Oh, and about the armor and the warhorse... I didn't make a single kill from horseback in that battle and you guys had the heavier armor! Hahahaha!

Nice try.

*everyone = myself

Oh, and this thread is now the Official Thread of Praising Me.

Please comply in a prompt fashion.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 16, 2013, 12:47:47 pm
Hey guys i'm a peasant and i killed some people.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 16, 2013, 01:38:33 pm
Daruvian you're great please don't punish me lord.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 16, 2013, 02:12:04 pm
These were always my favorite propaganda posts of strat two.

Strat 2 had the best drama.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 16, 2013, 04:17:06 pm
Alright I'll briefly dissect your shitpost for everyone*:

No, it was not the one where I told MB I had to leave and apologized. I do recall that my score was something like 17-4 before I left though. I was 13-2 at one point near the beginning and the only people that had killed me were teammates. Namely Spathovaklion who couldn't stop team-kicking my ass all night. As far as anyone "shutting me down"... Illuminati killing me once before I left while I was typing that I was leaving and didn't even swing back at him doesn't count as "shutting me down" lol. So desparate to try and troll. Did Illuminati really feel so accomplished after doing that that he spoke to you or the TS3 about it? Or were you just sperg-watching? Either way it's laughable.

As for the other battle you speak of (ignoring the first battle where I outdid everyone on your team, lol), yes he did a bit better than me lol. He's not exactly in one of FCC's sub-factions is he? Doesn't really count by my book. Hahaha, it's funny seeing you trying to argue that ONE guy out of FIFTY ONE (mostly your FCC players) out did me! Hahahahahahaha. Try harder bitch lol.

Oh, and about the armor and the warhorse... I didn't make a single kill from horseback in that battle and you guys had the heavier armor! Hahahaha!

Nice try.

*everyone = myself

Oh, and this thread is now the Official Thread of Praising Me.

Please comply in a prompt fashion.

Lol - enjoy your 2 day ban

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Goretooth on June 16, 2013, 05:51:50 pm
Strat 2 had the best drama.
Yep
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Uumdi on June 16, 2013, 08:50:10 pm
Most of my pants are on.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Aderyn on June 16, 2013, 08:55:09 pm
Lol - enjoy your 2 day ban

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Because he brings up real life info about how insugnificant you feel? Let's hope it doesn't leave a scar, it would be horrible if that happened.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 17, 2013, 05:00:54 am
Most of my pants are on.

Most of the time
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 17, 2013, 05:07:00 am
Shit potatos dat bitc in ur avatar b kawaii as fuk. U wan ssum fk?? Potato-kun~~ <3
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 17, 2013, 05:43:08 am
Shit potatos dat bitc in ur avatar b kawaii as fuk. U wan ssum fk?? Potato-kun~~ <3

Its Panda lol :P
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 17, 2013, 04:50:20 pm
I usually have most of my pants on most of the time when I'm gaming.  Nothing worse than having your ass sticking to the leather chair when you try to get up. 

That beings said, I read most of the long winded posts a few pages back and then stopped when there was like 3 or 4 in a row. 

Can you guys start a new thread, and stop posting so much on the weekend?  Makes it hard to catch up on a Monday morning. 

And I can confirm what Kesh said, there are no girls on the internet.  This is the first myth that I was taught when I took my internet 101 class from AOL in 1995.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 17, 2013, 07:22:23 pm
I usually have most of my pants on most of the time when I'm gaming.  Nothing worse than having your ass sticking to the leather chair when you try to get up. 

That beings said, I read most of the long winded posts a few pages back and then stopped when there was like 3 or 4 in a row. 

Can you guys start a new thread, and stop posting so much on the weekend?  Makes it hard to catch up on a Monday morning. 

And I can confirm what Kesh said, there are no girls on the internet.  This is the first myth that I was taught when I took my internet 101 class from AOL in 1995.

all the people who claim they are women on the internet are either imposters, or FBI agents.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Spanish on June 17, 2013, 07:26:22 pm
Yeah I only read up to page 8 where people are debating the true nature of fief giving andddd I'm still waiting on my FCC fief. Cuz spaniard is making a clan yup totally making a clan and we deserve a fief so let me be your meat shield
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Nightingale on June 17, 2013, 08:34:59 pm
So much for that tea party.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 18, 2013, 11:23:20 am
Well played, you coppery colored cretins.

The whims of fate have turned away from us.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Turboflex on June 18, 2013, 03:14:44 pm
seriously wtf is wrong with you fcc guys?

4 attacks after mdinight?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 18, 2013, 03:41:37 pm
seriously wtf is wrong with you fcc guys?

4 attacks after mdinight?

Prime time man! It's prime time cause FCC initiated it.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 18, 2013, 03:43:18 pm
seriously wtf is wrong with you fcc guys?

4 attacks after mdinight?

Sometimes your enemies force you to make a move, even if the times may not be opportune.

Trust me, I'd rather be able to be there as well.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 18, 2013, 04:33:46 pm

This perfectly encapsulates the poor sportsmanship and domineering attitude of the current FCC. Selling something that you haven't yet taken and bragging about it before the last battle is fought

This brings a smile to my face. Remember strat 2... Remember Emerin.... Of course, ever since this war we are desperately in love with Kesh, I still sign for him when I can. :)

Strat 2 had the best drama.

The truth. ^
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 04:58:05 pm
Seriously if you didn't want to be attacked at that hour then don't try to sneak massive armies while everyone is asleep to reinforce  castle we have attacked 4 times already and deserve to take.  You should have moved those armies the day before and gotten in the castle and just reinforced it after our siege.  You should have just let derchios go at that point instead of trying to pull fast one by sneaking armies around on the map only at non-primetime hours which you guys have been doing.

Trying to take advantage of us mostly being asleep to do all your troop movements this entire war in the pre-dawn hours - yeah you should expect to finally get attacked when its needed to stop a critical reinforcement in your most defensible fief.  If you had tried to march up troops during primetime to reinforce derchios we would have attacked them then.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blackzilla on June 18, 2013, 05:10:17 pm
Seriously if you didn't want to be attacked at that hour then don't try to sneak massive armies while everyone is asleep to reinforce  castle we have attacked 4 times already and deserve to take.  You should have moved those armies the day before and gotten in the castle and just reinforced it after our siege.  You should have just let derchios go at that point instead of trying to pull fast one by sneaking armies around on the map only at non-primetime hours which you guys have been doing.

Trying to take advantage of us mostly being asleep to do all your troop movements this entire war in the pre-dawn hours - yeah you should expect to finally get attacked when its needed to stop a critical reinforcement in your most defensible fief.  If you had tried to march up troops during primetime to reinforce derchios we would have attacked them then.
Kesh the reason that castle was reinforced senugzda Castle, is because it needed gear and I was the only one avaliable and offered my services at 11 pm CST. Kesh, with the way you guys move on the map, the battles you go to, I doubt you sleep much because of this game.

I remember you guys always complained about battle times, now look what you are doing, those castles aren't going anywhere, can't wait till a better time?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 05:20:08 pm
Kesh the reason that castle was reinforced senugzda Castle, is because it needed gear and I was the only one avaliable and offered my services at 11 pm CST. Kesh, with the way you guys move on the map, the battles you go to, I doubt you sleep much because of this game.

I remember you guys always complained about battle times, now look what you are doing, those castles aren't going anywhere, can't wait till a better time?

You could have easily left hours earlier or the day before, you chose to leave till after midnight all 3 of your armie.  Both those other guys were awake for the battles we had earlier than midnight considering they were in them (apollo and boyscout), but they decided to wait until after 12 am once again (this has been done before) to sneak up and reinforce the castle.  We would have been glad to intercept them several hours earlier but they were hiding in dhirim until after midnight.

Also both those castle attacks got pushed back by over an hour by the two battles before them not initiated by us.  Frankly I'm just glad we can be done with derchios and its glitchy walls - I and others were getting bored (especially our engineering squad who by the way were amazing last night - Pulse BEST NA and arys and jaren were rocking it too) and ready for senuzgda and dhirim.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 18, 2013, 05:29:11 pm
The first battle is still at a decent time. The second battle isn't great but we would be pants-on-head-retarded not to get it done with while its weak and that is also why we had to make the 3rd and 4th attacks at shitty times to make sure that we could finish off the castle. As Kesh mentioned, the enemy could have sent reinforcements at a much earlier time and the results would have been the same. I don't blame CHAOS for trying to pull off sneaky reinforcing like that, I'm just asking that people not flip shit that we would intercept them. Also, I'm pretty sure CHAOS and Bowlers and Frisia have made some attacks at shitty times too for good reasons of their own. When it comes to intercepting armies in the field it is pretty damn hard to get a good time slot.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 18, 2013, 05:33:56 pm
Shit battle times tonight, looks like I'll have to pick up The Last of Us
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blackzilla on June 18, 2013, 05:46:38 pm
You could have easily left hours earlier or the day before, you chose to leave till after midnight all 3 of your armie.  Both those other guys were awake for the battles we had earlier than midnight considering they were in them (apollo and boyscout), but they decided to wait until after 12 am once again (this has been done before) to sneak up and reinforce the castle.  We would have been glad to intercept them several hours earlier but they were hiding in dhirim until after midnight.

Also both those castle attacks got pushed back by over an hour by the two battles before them not initiated by us.  Frankly I'm just glad we can be done with derchios and its glitchy walls - I and others were getting bored (especially our engineering squad who by the way were amazing last night - Pulse BEST NA and arys and jaren were rocking it too) and ready for senuzgda and dhirim.
I don't think you understand, I hadn't logged into strat for a few weeks until 11 CST yesterday, and asked Canary if he needed help, and he gave me stuff to go reinforce the castle. No army was hiding in Dhirim, I was the only available person to move the resources they needed moved.




The first battle is still at a decent time. The second battle isn't great but we would be pants-on-head-retarded not to get it done with while its weak and that is also why we had to make the 3rd and 4th attacks at shitty times to make sure that we could finish off the castle. As Kesh mentioned, the enemy could have sent reinforcements at a much earlier time and the results would have been the same. I don't blame CHAOS for trying to pull off sneaky reinforcing like that, I'm just asking that people not flip shit that we would intercept them. Also, I'm pretty sure CHAOS and Bowlers and Frisia have made some attacks at shitty times too for good reasons of their own. When it comes to intercepting armies in the field it is pretty damn hard to get a good time slot.
It wasn't an attempt to be sneaky, I was only available at the awful hours of the night.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 18, 2013, 05:56:45 pm
This brings a smile to my face. Remember strat 2... Remember Emerin.... Of course, ever since this war we are desperately in love with Kesh, I still sign for him when I can. :)

The truth. ^

Going against the Mercs in 2.0 was my favorite war in all of strat.

Kesh vs Gingerpussy on the forums. <3
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Malaclypse on June 18, 2013, 06:14:21 pm
It's not really surprising that some people would one day complain about the times of battles, then a few weeks down the road initiate battles at times they've previously called shitty or bad or another synonym.  I for one will be in a bed far away from any computer for all of these fights tonight, but you guys... have fun.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 18, 2013, 06:18:41 pm
It's all well and good (I guess) to complain about nighttimes and deviating from "prime time" hours for battles, but because you've done that you preclude yourself from the legitimacy of excuses for attacking outside of those times.

Kesh specifically asked me to tell Ostulor, the castle's owner, that he should remove or change his nighttime settings because "it's at the end of prime time" and "we can't make followup attacks". Now I think you were just trying to reign in the last aspect of fighting against us at the castle that you could not control. Still, I agreed and talked to Ost about it. Seems like he did change his settings. What did that result in, though? The next attack made almost a full two hours after his nighttime settings from before ended. That's the same followup attack you said you couldn't make because of those settings being prohibitive on the initiation time.

I suppose you could say you were banking on a lack of reinforcements, but it's still shady, even by your own standards, and everyone would do well to never listen to your lies ever again.

Seriously if you didn't want to be attacked at that hour then don't try to sneak massive armies while everyone is asleep to reinforce  castle we have attacked 4 times already and deserve to take.  You should have moved those armies the day before and gotten in the castle and just reinforced it after our siege.  You should have just let derchios go at that point instead of trying to pull fast one by sneaking armies around on the map only at non-primetime hours which you guys have been doing.

Trying to take advantage of us mostly being asleep to do all your troop movements this entire war in the pre-dawn hours - yeah you should expect to finally get attacked when its needed to stop a critical reinforcement in your most defensible fief.  If you had tried to march up troops during primetime to reinforce derchios we would have attacked them then.

We had five hours to reinforce after those mightnightesque attacks. If our resources are not there, shame on you for complaining when we try to take advantage of the window we are allowed. We got attacked trying to do it, so we failed, but we'll deal with it. It is not "pulling a fast one" just because some of you theoretically went to sleep after attacking at 1am.

I won't complain about what has happened, we will live with the consequences. You, however, will make any justification you can to rationalize what is apparently a breach of your own code of ethics. These are still battles that will have to be fought at a time when you have repeatedly said you don't want them.



Also, to Blackzilla: people are talking about the attacks against the two armies which tried to reinforce Derchios Castle, not you and the other castle.


Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 06:27:09 pm
It's all well and good (I guess) to complain about nighttimes and deviating from "prime time" hours for battles, but because you've done that you preclude yourself from the legitimacy of excuses for attacking outside of those times.

Kesh specifically asked me to tell Ostulor, the castle's owner, that he should remove or change his nighttime settings because "it's at the end of prime time" and "we can't make followup attacks". Now I think you were just trying to reign in the last aspect of fighting against us at the castle that you could not control. Still, I agreed and talked to Ost about it. Seems like he did change his settings. What did that result in, though? The next attack made almost a full two hours after his nighttime settings from before ended. That's the same followup attack you said you couldn't make because of those settings being prohibitive on the initiation time.


We attacked almost 2 hours earlier than the battle is set - we got pushed back by the 2 battles just before it that were intiated just before the siege.  Battle was supposed to be significantly earlier.  Its only 375 population left, you don't really have to show for these fights canary - you are already level 36 gen 1 anyway.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 18, 2013, 06:31:40 pm
We attacked almost 2 hours earlier than the battle is set - we got pushed back by the 2 battles just before it that were intiated just before the siege.  Battle was supposed to be significantly earlier.  Its only 375 population left, you don't really have to show for these fights canary - you are already level 36 gen 1 anyway.

I'll have you know that I play this game because I enjoy it. The times, incidentally, work out just fine for me.

Prepare yourselves for pitch fork justice!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 18, 2013, 06:41:36 pm
Hi all. I will be playing the part of the fcc guy you only hate 6 on a scale of 10.

We wanted our fight earlier.. due to other fights scheduled it was pushed back. We are sorry but unavoidable. The other fights are results of stopping reinforcement. Again unfortunate for everyone, even us.. I will also be sleeping. But have to stop the armies in the field to make it less costly ticket wise for us.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 18, 2013, 06:49:15 pm
Hi, I'm playing the part of Best NA FCC member.

My foot hurts because a bee stung it last night.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 18, 2013, 07:21:30 pm
Hi, I will be random FCC vassal #37 in this play.

Unfortunately I did not get any lines  :(
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 18, 2013, 07:28:58 pm
Hi, I'm playing the part of Best NA FCC member.

My foot hurts because a bee stung it last night.

Bees are stupid

and some of us work for a living and don't have time to play this game 24/7 <3
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 18, 2013, 07:33:15 pm
Hi, I will be random FCC vassal #37 in this play.

Unfortunately I did not get any lines  :(
Just say "Chaos are wastes of space" or "Kesh isn't a multiaccounter" or "Smoothrich wasn't awesome", heck you could even say "ch0as n1ghtime settings bad fcc no wrong attack super late".
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 18, 2013, 07:33:34 pm
Bees are stupid

and some of us work for a living and don't have time to play this game 24/7 <3

O.o; I work for a living too. Or were you implying other people?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 18, 2013, 07:54:47 pm
Just say "Chaos are wastes of space" or "Kesh isn't a multiaccounter" or "Smoothrich wasn't awesome", heck you could even say "ch0as n1ghtime settings bad fcc no wrong attack super late".

excuse me this is our play. He only gets to nod and smile at what we say and conversely frown and shake his head at things we disagree with
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 08:00:25 pm
Bees are stupid

and some of us work for a living and don't have time to play this game 24/7 <3

? you were the guy doing the army at 3-4 in the morning to reinforce that we intercepted
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Relit on June 18, 2013, 08:16:33 pm
I wish this war was fought in a more organized manner. Currently since everybody dislikes everybody else, (do not try and tell me you guys actually get along, we all know that is horseshit), people will do whatever they can to "beat" their enemies. Including attacking at ridiculous hours. Some level of cooperation should be made to accommodate the rest of the community, even if that costs the parties involved in running their war efficiently.

This game is supposed to be fun for everybody and the level of vitriol being tossed back and forth is saddening.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Artyem on June 18, 2013, 08:39:42 pm
I am playing the role of FCC NA Vassal #1, and I think that the choas are nerds and are wrong to play the game.  I also think taht the remgnatz are bad at teh game.

Relit is old.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 08:41:52 pm
I wish this war was fought in a more organized manner. Currently since everybody dislikes everybody else, (do not try and tell me you guys actually get along, we all know that is horseshit), people will do whatever they can to "beat" their enemies. Including attacking at ridiculous hours. Some level of cooperation should be made to accommodate the rest of the community, even if that costs the parties involved in running their war efficiently.

This game is supposed to be fun for everybody and the level of vitriol being tossed back and forth is saddening.

Frankly we didn't want to fight early in the morning, we have been having more trouble than chaos in getting na mercs and faction members to show up for midday and early morning battles, but we also just couldn't let them dump 3K more troops into derchios castle after 4 waves of attacks so that we have to do another 3 waves just to take it.  We wont just let them reinforce in the early morning hours making our battle a lot less fun by doing the same stupid glitchy castle 3 more times rather than having 2 small early morning battles with only 500-600 troops.  You really don't have to show up for those relit - they are not important fights.  Most of our sieges we have been trying our best to do at prime-time by attacking immediately after each battle - we just got pushed back to later time by 2 earlier battles. 

7 attacks on the same fief gets boring as much as defenders don't seem to mind and are more upset about the time of the battle - attackers actually do get bored with meat-grinding a castle down - its what happened with ve having to attack the same castles and villages 12 times or more because of some gentleman's agreement not to attack the reinforcing armies marching around early in the morning to reinforce - im sure its fun for defenders but they already have huge advantages they really shouldn't complain when attackers BESIEGING a castle intercept armies sent to relieve or reinforce the defenders.  Made their side of the war a boring meat-grind because of it.  We actually now have new fiefs to attack already and each one will hopefully be 4-5 max attacks to keep it fun for the community not just the half of the community that always is fighting on defense against us.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 08:46:20 pm
You're nothing but excuses, Kesh.

Says the guy who randomly attacked a ROR member at 3:30 in the morning in the middle of raven territory because he was "encroaching" on frisian territory and then later explained the attack that because they buy a fief from us they are automatically allies with FCC (they aren't, they are paying a pretty penny for those fiefs) so frisians are okay with attacking them and then later explained....  But I guess you too are also full of excuses.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Relit on June 18, 2013, 08:54:29 pm
Says the guy who randomly attacked a ROR member at 3:30 in the morning in the middle of raven territory because he was "encroaching" on frisian territory and then later explained the attack that because they buy a fief from us they are automatically allies with FCC (they aren't, they are paying a pretty penny for those fiefs) so frisians are okay with attacking them and then later explained....  But I guess you too are also full of excuses.

"Middle of Raven territory" is a bit of a stretch. It was on the Frisian/Raven border. If RoR feels they were attacked inside our territory they should contact me or Turboflex to discuss it. It should also be mentioned that RoR informed us that they were passing through our territory as they were already moving through it. The only reason we did not attack them ourselves is because we knew that they are new to strat and let this instance slide.

You're nothing but excuses, Kesh.

And nonsense like this is exactly why people can not get along at all this strat. Frisia should have tried talking to RoR before just attacking them. They are new at all this and do not necessarily understand border policies of the various clans. Even if they are heading to a new area and buying fiefs from FCC does not mean you shouldnt attempt communication.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 18, 2013, 09:00:53 pm
Yes, Everybody is wrong but yourself. What a great mentality.
Nerd, I'm fairly sure the rest of FCC and their vassals/Keshes other accounts are right as well.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: kasMVC on June 18, 2013, 09:03:00 pm
Hey how come Kesh get's all the downvotes. Downvote me you fucking idiots I can't let fucking sparvico type nerds be angry at internet video bitch suckas fuckas suckin on my duckas what you know about shit? ha nothing fuckin idiots. Noobs? More like retarded half brain wit face fucked up from my super PUNCH to your mouth bitch bleedin all over da street while we real g's be stompin ayyy you know how it go i be COOLin it ova her wit MAH HOMIES DUN wus GOOD fo REAL man ya'll pussies be mad as shit while i be ova here stackin stacks on my grip got a dick in yo ears BITCH.


Verily swine, thou hast insulted mine honor for the last! INDUBIDUBLY wubwwub UNCE UNCE

SUCK A BITCH ON HER FACEEE

downvote what? you a pussy cant downvote SHIT so go suck on IT

/poem
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 18, 2013, 09:06:06 pm
Just so everybody knows, Apollo went the fuck to sleep right after the HoC v MB battle. He could not have possibly reinforced Derchios in time for the battle today. Yeah, he was moving there, but he wouldn't have reinforced.

But hey, I'm as big of a fucking nerd as they come, so I'm going to try to go in late to work and just stay until 7pm or so to be able to play in that battle. I know it'll be tough for you to find time in your busy schedule to make it to that fight, Kesh. Maybe you'll have to go into work late t-

ohwait.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 18, 2013, 09:10:47 pm
I'm sure as shit not staying up late for these battles, not ruining my day tomorrow for some xp
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 09:16:39 pm
Just so everybody knows, Apollo went the fuck to sleep right after the HoC v MB battle. He could not have possibly reinforced Derchios in time for the battle today. Yeah, he was moving there, but he wouldn't have reinforced.

But hey, I'm as big of a fucking nerd as they come, so I'm going to try to go in late to work and just stay until 7pm or so to be able to play in that battle. I know it'll be tough for you to find time in your busy schedule to make it to that fight, Kesh. Maybe you'll have to go into work late t-

ohwait.

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No worries I make good money on contract basis more than some people make full-time so I do have a lot of free time. My time is free tomorrow, though I would have preferred not to have to fight at that hour but our hands were tied with those armies marching to relieve the siege.  Also, for all we knew apollo set his alarm, couldn't exactly ask you why a frisian army was headed to derchios after you had already reinforced other chaos fiefs previously.

Yes, Everybody is wrong but yourself. What a great mentality.

Also, not really sure how this comment made sense in your head in response to my post.  Just showed how silly it was for you of all people to be talking shit, when you did the exact same late night attack for a completely unprovoked attack on a new faction in strategus with a bunch of shifting rationales/excuses for why. 

Basically just letting you know how silly it is to talk shit the same day you do the exact same thing you are accusing someone else of doing. "Thats just ignrant.  They're ignrant"


P.S.  Why is no one congratulating dbrookz for attacking exactly at 4:20 like he planned - that guy's got style.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on June 18, 2013, 09:28:56 pm
Kesh you're the Gingerpussy of America.
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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 18, 2013, 09:44:49 pm
The fights against static targets are put at decent times since we can control that in a way (getting pushed back from other clans fights aside) but why fault us for stopping reinforcing armies that are on the march during off times. I do not blame chaos for trying to get people in place. we would do the same thing. But giving us grief over preventing reinforcement is just petty.

now to answer Relits point. I for one like chaos. They seem to at least be indifferent towards me. I imagine the vast majority of people on both sides feel the same. I would say Kesh is hated but that is mostly by people we are beating. Because he is a prominent face of the organization. I would also say for as much as our enemies hate him... his friends love him. He is an abysmal forum poster but at this point it is part of his charm.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 18, 2013, 10:02:09 pm
The fights against static targets are put at decent times since we can control that in a way (getting pushed back from other clans fights aside) but why fault us for stopping reinforcing armies that are on the march during off times. I do not blame chaos for trying to get people in place. we would do the same thing. But giving us grief over preventing reinforcement is just petty.

now to answer Relits point. I for one like chaos. They seem to at least be indifferent towards me. I imagine the vast majority of people on both sides feel the same. I would say Kesh is hated but that is mostly by people we are beating. Because he is a prominent face of the organization. I would also say for as much as our enemies hate him... his friends love him. He is an abysmal forum poster but at this point it is part of his charm.

I still like most of dem chaos nerds. I've got a bit of a love/hate thing going with Canary but we had a nice chat the other day and I think it almost led to some hot make-up sex.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 10:14:16 pm
Now all this thread needs - as a wise man once said, "NERF CAV"

Also ken456 is a fricken beast - 21-4 new personal best

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battleroster&id=4080 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battleroster&id=4080)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Apollo on June 18, 2013, 10:24:54 pm
Well, I woke up today around noon and apparently I got attacked at 6am my time.  Oh well.  Kesh, I dont set alarms for vidya games, i've got better shit to do with my time, like sleep. After all, at the end of the day, it's just a video game in which 80% of its users hate you, so I have no idea why you still play this game.

Secondly, you played right into my trap, to send you back to EU where you can hang out with Rhalzo.  I wasn't going to reinforce the castle, I was simply trying to get rid of a nuisance.
Prepare yourself nerd.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2013, 10:30:28 pm
Well, I woke up today around noon and apparently I got attacked at 6am my time.  Oh well.  Kesh, I dont set alarms for vidya games, i've got better shit to do with my time, like sleep. After all, at the end of the day, it's just a video game in which 80% of its users hate you, so I have no idea why you still play this game.

Secondly, you played right into my trap, to send you back to EU where you can hang out with Rhalzo.  I wasn't going to reinforce the castle, I was simply trying to get rid of a nuisance.
Prepare yourself nerd.

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It was your nighttime setting buddy - its set for 1 am to 9 am est - pushed the battle to then.  Aslo attackers don't get teleported when they lose, go ahead and attack me afterwards see how that works out for you, lol - I also have nighttime settings and I tend to set them for all of working hours.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Chestaclese on June 18, 2013, 11:01:11 pm
If you're not sieging a castle 6 am Christmas Eve I'm afraid you're not trying. Bunch of weakass turn base videogame players.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sparvico on June 19, 2013, 01:14:27 am
If you're not sieging a castle 6 am Christmas Eve I'm afraid you're not trying. Bunch of weakass turn base videogame players.

Better to do it on the defenders birthday. At what supper time is in his time zone.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Duster on June 19, 2013, 01:37:02 am
Shit battle times tonight, looks like I'll have to pick up The Last of Us

It's bad ass
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Chestaclese on June 19, 2013, 02:01:59 am
Better to do it on the defenders birthday. At what supper time is in his time zone.

We did it 6 am Christmas Eve because one of our players set himself to attack a castle instead of enter it.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 19, 2013, 02:13:16 am
Now all this thread needs - as a wise man once said, "NERF CAV"

Also ken456 is a fricken beast - 21-4 new personal best

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battleroster&id=4080 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battleroster&id=4080)

Using ken456 as a rallying point because no one likes you. Tasteless and offensive. If ken spoke english he would be outraged at this attempted manipulation of the crppg public. You cannot drag down ken, kesh. No matter how hard you try, for he is a boss.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Espwn on June 19, 2013, 02:48:56 am
Using ken456 as a rallying point because no one likes you. Tasteless and offensive. If ken spoke english he would be outraged at this attempted manipulation of the crppg public. You cannot drag down ken, kesh. No matter how hard you try, for he is a boss.

Using JesusChrist as a rallying point because no one like you? Offensive AND tasteless. If Jesus was alive, he would be outraged at this attempted manipulation of the crppg public. You cannot drag down Jesus, who ever the fuck you are. No matter how hard you try, for he is not real.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 19, 2013, 03:42:59 am
Using ken456 as a rallying point because no one likes you. Tasteless and offensive. If ken spoke english he would be outraged at this attempted manipulation of the crppg public. You cannot drag down ken, kesh. No matter how hard you try, for he is a boss.

Just when I though Jesus Christ IQ level couldn't drop any lower...he comes out with even more stupidity

Sorry, that was mean - I shouldn't make fun of the mentally handicapped.  I apologize.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 04:02:50 am
Just when I though Jesus Christ IQ level couldn't drop any lower...he comes out with even more stupidity

Just when I thought Keshian's IQ couldn't get any lower:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4094

Only a person with an IQ of 50 could explain this one to you.

"The feif wasn't going anywhere"-Keshian
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 19, 2013, 04:16:27 am
Just when I thought Keshian's IQ couldn't get any lower:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4094

Only a person with an IQ of 50 could explain this one to you.

"The feif wasn't going anywhere"-Keshian

actually rather easy to explain. It takes many waves to take a castle that has a strong garrison. Say you start the attack on a monday at 8pm est to get it in primetime. The fight runs hour and twenty minutes. You are going to lose but your job is to get as many as you can. You attack immediately after the battle so the next fight is on Tuesday. That fight starts at the time the other leaves off. So around 9:30 pm est. You knock 1000 troops down in the monday fight so that is 1000 you do not need to kill. The fight tuesday ends another hour and twenty later. You attack immediately, which puts the fight on Wednesday at 11pm est but wait another clan got a fight in just before you so now you are pushed till the end of that battle it is a midnight fight now. You take out another 1000 the place is down to 357 troops..

You have two choices. Attack at 1:30/2am and finish the small force while stopping all reinforcements... OR give the defenders all the time in the world to put troops back in essentially wasting all the time and effort you put in during the week. So either start from scratch or put in a shitty time slot and make the time worth it.


That is a free lesson on what it takes to win a castle/City, and should answer your question and I promise my IQ is above 50.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 04:29:07 am
actually rather easy to explain. It takes many waves to take a castle that has a strong garrison. Say you start the attack on a monday at 8pm est to get it in primetime. The fight runs hour and twenty minutes. You are going to lose but your job is to get as many as you can. You attack immediately after the battle so the next fight is on Tuesday. That fight starts at the time the other leaves off. So around 9:30 pm est. You knock 1000 troops down in the monday fight so that is 1000 you do not need to kill. The fight tuesday ends another hour and twenty later. You attack immediately, which puts the fight on Wednesday at 11pm est but wait another clan got a fight in just before you so now you are pushed till the end of that battle it is a midnight fight now. You take out another 1000 the place is down to 357 troops..

You have two choices. Attack at 1:30/2am and finish the small force while stopping all reinforcements... OR give the defenders all the time in the world to put troops back in essentially wasting all the time and effort you put in during the week. So either start from scratch or put in a shitty time slot and make the time worth it.


That is a free lesson on what it takes to win a castle/City, and should answer your question and I promise my IQ is above 50.
"The feif wasn't going anywhere"-Keshian

The point of wars now a days isn't to take fiefs as much as it is to wear your enemies down on the forums until the point that it makes this game extremely dull.

Thank god for my extreme flabs that I'm not going anywhere, cause this is the only place I feel purpose.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 19, 2013, 04:40:45 am
The point of wars now a days isn't to take fiefs as much as it is to wear your enemies down on the forums until the point that it makes this game extremely dull.

Thank god for my extreme flabs that I'm not going anywhere, cause this is the only place I feel purpose.


Ahh but you lack the truth... We still believe in taking fiefs. Otherwise the Terrortops will not get his fill and he will Rise up and Devour the world.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 04:44:54 am

Ahh but you lack the truth... We still believe in taking fiefs. Otherwise the Terrortops will not get his fill and he will Rise up and Devour the world.

It's the nice type like you bale who ruin the fun for the people like me who enjoy shitposting(then getting muted for 2 weeks) with people who have no souls. I say damn you, damn your hot GF and damn your pleasure for tasting fine wines.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 19, 2013, 04:50:22 am
It's the nice type like you bale who ruin the fun for the people like me who enjoy shitposting(then getting muted for 2 weeks) with people who have no souls. I say damn you, damn your hot GF and damn your pleasure for tasting fine wines.

ahh and my part of playing the roll of hated 6 out of scale of 10 of FCC hatred meter has fallen to 5 out of 10 from your love alone Jack of Frisia. You are like the grinch who stole hatred.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 04:58:17 am
ahh and my part of playing the roll of hated 6 out of scale of 10 of FCC hatred meter has fallen to 5 out of 10 from your love alone Jack of Frisia. You are like the grinch who stole hatred.

A quote from the famous aldog-" a quote from the famous JesusChrist-" a quote from Lil Wayne-" no homosexuality implied"""

A quote from jack1 of Frisia-"that was gay"
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Penguin on June 19, 2013, 06:06:24 am
It's definitely possible to take a castle in one go. Of course, sending wave after wave with just the intent of wasting your opponents tickets against a faction who is 1/10th the size is one way to use the recruitment system to your advantage.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 19, 2013, 06:14:00 am
It's definitely possible to take a castle in one go. Of course, sending wave after wave with just the intent of wasting your opponents tickets against a faction who is 1/10th the size is one way to use the recruitment system to your advantage.

Hey JC we got 1200 population and 2107 troops in Jelbegi Castle. Please master of strategus, demonstrate to us your might by taking it in one go.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 19, 2013, 06:14:09 am
It's definitely possible to take a castle in one go. Of course, sending wave after wave with just the intent of wasting your opponents tickets against a faction who is 1/10th the size is one way to use the recruitment system to your advantage.

Because of course you have taken so many castles with one attack in your vast experience.  We are the only faction that has taken castles and cities with one attack on the map right now where the defender didn't have only cudgels or automatic peasant gear or some other nonsense.  Derchios is not one of the castles you can take in one go with thousands of troops if the defender has adequate gear, which they did.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blackzilla on June 19, 2013, 07:09:16 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=4093

I'm ready for Kesh's next excuse.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Smoothrich on June 19, 2013, 07:09:32 am
firstpost be4 shitstorm

edit:  beaten by blackzilla :(
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blackzilla on June 19, 2013, 07:09:51 am
firstpost be4 shitstorm
nope
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 19, 2013, 07:14:56 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=4093

Man, why would you go and ruin all that xp.

(nice tactical victory, our team was shocked at how quick the flags got overrun.)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: partyboy on June 19, 2013, 07:22:37 am
so much exp stolen from the masses, to fight the rich man's war
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Darkkarma on June 19, 2013, 07:46:26 am
I've been  thinking on this for a while now..so i'll just say that while there are some bits of what the FCC is doing this strat that I don't agree with or like,I don't think any of us can rightfully fault them for not playing that way when it comes to besieging a castle. Were the shoe on the other foot, I honestly can't say i'd play much differently in that respect. Fighting a smaller faction really is a lose lose when it comes to public opinion but so long as your color the one showing up on the map after does it really matter? Why risk it when you don't need to? Especially when fighting a faction capable of pulling off something like this despite their apparent lack of organization?

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=4093

As for everything else, personal conduct is one thing, but hats off to you guys as far as establishing a keeping a foothold in strat goes. You had your own way of making and picking your friends in strat, same as us and anyone else and it sure as hell works. While many of us may not like or agree with yours, who has the upper hand in all of this conflict? You're clearly doing something right. Like I said, I don't agree with all of what you've done but as a competitive player, I could never fault another group for not wanting or playing to lose at the end of the day.I definitely have the most fun when i'm winning. It's a shame that some of you seem so intent on making long term enemies through your actions but it seems like you've got at least two friends to account for every enemy that you might make, and it's a war game so. It's also worth noting that alot of us haven't really cared for you since the KUTT fights(myself included), but that definitely didn't stop me or them from joining your ranks when it came time for role call. You guys know how to win and it's not really fair for us to just sit here and down talk you for what you do when we had plenty of time to make a move on it. I think i've joined more castle sieges as an attacker fighting for you guys than all other factions put together this round of strat for that very reason alone. Keep doing your thing, FCC; I'd dare say that at the end of all of it,only one thing really matters to most players in a strat round.Or maybe i'm just a KD farming stats whore. Who knows.

(Still love you guys outside of Strategus talk either way.)

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Smoothrich on June 19, 2013, 08:17:55 am
The only thing I'm mad about this battle is that I didn't get a chance to reply to Daruvians "kicking is hard smoothbitch" after I took a massive dump on him in a 1vs1. For a second I thought I was fighting some insomniac nerd EU player due to his poor footwork, but a few hiltslashes, stabs, and one excellent kick/overhead slash combo after I realized it was "thegayniggroffrisia" or something of that sort bitching in all chat about the duel of his life (finally 1 vs1ing "the Smoothrich" ending in his shameful display. I also spent this duel ignoring the FCC teamspeak going "GET FLAGS NOWWW" because I am a KD whore whenever I play and only care about personal glory. While waiting to respawn to send my message back to Daruvian, I realized I was never going to respawn again that fight :(

GG fun war keep it coming plz
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sauce on June 19, 2013, 10:28:17 am
*cough* kesh is admitting she's actually a woman too or a man who's balls haven't dropped *cough*

*cough* GOTTEM *cough*


Shut the fuck up. I started saying "got em" in crpg when I or someone else killed a battle-buddy on accident. Use it correctly or Karma might have to discipline a puppy-bitch.

Also: WHO THE FUCK are you and why are you so angry???  It's like the new people here just inherit the NA drama without even knowing why it started in the first place.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Chestaclese on June 19, 2013, 12:38:56 pm
*cough* kesh is admitting she's actually a woman too or a man who's balls haven't dropped *cough*

*cough* GOTTEM *cough*

in all seriousness though panda or boyscout of chaos is a woman IRL just to clear things up, and kesh is most likely a woman or was a woman at one point and is now a man or perhaps was and/or is a lady boy?! THE PLOT THICKENS!

puppy-bitch...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 19, 2013, 01:53:43 pm
Shut the fuck up. I started saying "got em" in crpg when I or someone else killed a battle-buddy on accident. Use it correctly or Karma might have to discipline a puppy-bitch.

Also: WHO THE FUCK are you and why are you so angry???  It's like the new people here just inherit the NA drama without even knowing why it started in the first place.

Did i hit your widdle baby nerves saucey boy? your feewings that hurt? I AM BRONTOSAURUS, THE ONE AND ONLY NA DINOSAUR! I'VE PLAYED THIS MOD FOR A LONG MOTHERFUCKING TIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF! IF YOU'RE THAT MAD ABOUT SOMETHING SO DUMB YOU MUST BE RETARDED. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HELMET!

Almost forgot:

EDIT: GOTTEM
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: SucculentHeadCrab on June 19, 2013, 02:21:58 pm
Did i hit your widdle baby nerves saucey boy? your feewings that hurt? I AM BRONTOSAURUS, THE ONE AND ONLY NA DINOSAUR! I'VE PLAYED THIS MOD FOR A LONG MOTHERFUCKING TIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF! IF YOU'RE THAT MAD ABOUT SOMETHING SO DUMB YOU MUST BE RETARDED. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HELMET!

Almost forgot:

EDIT: GOTTEM

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: kasMVC on June 19, 2013, 02:31:41 pm
Yea fuck those people who dont do things that we dont do
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 19, 2013, 02:34:36 pm
? you were the guy doing the army at 3-4 in the morning to reinforce that we intercepted

I wasn't at my own battle because I work in about 30 mins. (I normally work closing hours..)

AND I should leave for work now. Bye.

Also, you can think whatever gender I am. All in all, I know what I am. And so does Kart ;)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 19, 2013, 02:46:52 pm
Thanks Karma. Did we just mend the fence broken in strat 2. Han and Lando back together again?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 19, 2013, 03:01:44 pm
Quote
Han and Lando back together again?

HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THAT

OH GOD

NOSTALGIA? WHAT AM I FEELING? This must be what old people feel like whenever someone mentions the Great War, or slavery.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 19, 2013, 03:01:53 pm
Did i hit your widdle baby nerves saucey boy? your feewings that hurt? I AM BRONTOSAURUS, THE ONE AND ONLY NA DINOSAUR! I'VE PLAYED THIS MOD FOR A LONG MOTHERFUCKING TIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF! IF YOU'RE THAT MAD ABOUT SOMETHING SO DUMB YOU MUST BE RETARDED. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HELMET!

Almost forgot:

EDIT: GOTTEM

Those bitch asses are extinct for a reason. Probably committed mass suicide when you were born as one of them.

Now sit the fuck down and wait for evolution to catch up with you Madoraurus or we'll go Versace so deep up your rear you'll be shitting shawls for a week.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kreczor on June 19, 2013, 03:05:14 pm
Shut the fuck up. I started saying "got em" in crpg when I or someone else killed a battle-buddy on accident. Use it correctly or Karma might have to discipline a puppy-bitch.

Also: WHO THE FUCK are you and why are you so angry???  It's like the new people here just inherit the NA drama without even knowing why it started in the first place.
I can vouch for this, Sauce literally started an internet meme.

Well, not really, but he did introduce it to the game afaik.

Did i hit your widdle baby nerves saucey boy? your feewings that hurt? I AM BRONTOSAURUS, THE ONE AND ONLY NA DINOSAUR! I'VE PLAYED THIS MOD FOR A LONG MOTHERFUCKING TIME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF! IF YOU'RE THAT MAD ABOUT SOMETHING SO DUMB YOU MUST BE RETARDED. SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HELMET!

Almost forgot:

EDIT: GOTTEM
Fuck dude, as much as I like you you're being a bitch. Shut up.

The only sane person in this thread so far is probably karma. I'm even starting to have my doubts about him now though, what with responding to people. All aboard the crazy train...
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Bronto on June 19, 2013, 03:34:54 pm

Well, not really, but he did introduce it to the game afaik.
Fuck dude, as much as I like you you're being a bitch. Shut up.


I don't know how many times i have to explain myself, I'M JUST FUCKING AROUND! you people take this game and the forums so seriously, lighten up. I'm done here. Basically, I'm mocking your seriousness in all of my posts. YOU of all people Kreczor should i know i give 0 fucks.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 19, 2013, 03:45:47 pm
Man, why would you go and ruin all that xp.

(nice tactical victory, our team was shocked at how quick the flags got overrun.)

so much exp stolen from the masses, to fight the rich man's war

Think of the long game, you guys! Our side was gear bugged and now we have ample opportunity to defend to the last when next that castle falls under siege. It was in the interest of fun and continued fighting.

Speaking of that, Kesh mentioned that it's lopsided fun to have repeated sieges in that castle, so they stopped it from being reinforced. In doing so they threw away resources for two events that are the complete opposite of fun for many on both sides because of the time they took place at and kept the last siege at Derchios from being very good for either side's XP.

FCC literally hates fun.



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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gawagiliglue on June 19, 2013, 06:29:01 pm
Okay guys I don't know if this has been said before but I was just pondering this and felt the need to share it.  I believe I know the reason as to why there is so much drama around FCC and the continued conflicts that have taken place and cost many lives and resources.  I believe that FCC is the USA of strategus(FCC=USA three letters each is a sign) ; hated for its so called, "imperialistic conquest of the world while under the name of FREEdom (FREEcompanies and FREEdom, not a coincidence), its methods conducted during these conflicts to eliminate the terrorists who hijacked numerous flags costing thousands of innocent lives and resources to be lost (without even being used in conflict=civilians), and many more.  Simply put, the rest of strategus aside from FCC's democratic allies are simply jealous of their numerous freedoms and prosperity.  To go one step further, the mainstream strat posts would have the masses believe it was the insurgent group known as "Chaos" who hijacked the flags killing thousands of innocents.  While they were the main force "responsible", if you were to awaken and do your own research you would know it was really something more sinister.  A radical religious leader known as "JesusChrist" as well as powerful individuals from various shadow factions known as Frisians and MurderBoners were the true masterminds behind these notorious attacks.  They secretly control many aspects of strategus and the related media (as well as the banks).  They install puppets with administrative powers to silence those who would go against them (certain so called leaders of the Chaos) and have them banned for life.  If these anti-freedom communists/terrorists weren't enough, I have not yet even discussed the secret shipments of arms and other forms of support by the well known enemy of the west; "Les Chevaliers Occitans" (that is for another time).  I would discuss these serious matters further but I am fearing for my safety and will also likely have attempts to be made to silence me from exposing the truth.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(P.S. Take this all very seriously and be very offended if you feel the need to be)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 19, 2013, 07:11:45 pm
I don't know how many times i have to explain myself, I'M JUST FUCKING AROUND! you people take this game and the forums so seriously, lighten up. I'm done here. Basically, I'm mocking your seriousness in all of my posts. YOU of all people Kreczor should i know i give 0 fucks.

"Hello, I am Brontosauce. I give 0 fucks and I post about it ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I care SO LITTLE that I just HAVE TO KEEP POSTING ABOUT IT. Oh? You replied to me? I was just JOKING, god. Calm down, nerds."

Get a new shtick. This one's run its course.

WHO THE FUCK are you and why are you so angry???  It's like the new people here just inherit the NA drama without even knowing why it started in the first place.

There's too many seemingly new people that popped up in the last few months, and they're all very mad. I can't keep track of them all!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 07:38:06 pm
"Hello, I am Brontosauce. I give 0 fucks and I post about it ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I care SO LITTLE that I just HAVE TO KEEP POSTING ABOUT IT. Oh? You replied to me? I was just JOKING, god. Calm down, nerds."

Get a new shtick. This one's run its course.

There's too many seemingly new people that popped up in the last few months, and they're all very mad. I can't keep track of them all!

Brontosaurus may have a better name than you but that does not mean you need to bully him about the zero fucks of which he gives.

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Matey on June 19, 2013, 07:53:23 pm
Brontosaurus may have a better name than you but that does not mean you need to bully him about the zero fucks of which he gives.

More like BrontoSORE-ASS AMIRITE?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 19, 2013, 08:01:12 pm
More like apatosaurus (funny Firefox says "apatosaurus isn't a word, when I right click for recommendations, it only gives me "brontosaurus" as the option)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 09:13:37 pm
More like BrontoSORE-ASS AMIRITE?

No, you are not right, it is spelled brontosaurus.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Uumdi on June 19, 2013, 09:43:13 pm
I believe that FCC is the USA of strategus(FCC=USA three letters each is a sign) ; hated for its so called, "imperialistic conquest of the world while under the name of FREEdom (FREEcompanies and FREEdom, not a coincidence), its methods conducted during these conflicts to eliminate the terrorists who hijacked numerous flags costing thousands of innocent lives and resources to be lost (without even being used in conflict=civilians), and many more.  Simply put, the rest of strategus aside from FCC's democratic allies are simply jealous of their numerous freedoms and prosperity.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(P.S. Take this all very seriously and be very offended if you feel the need to be)

Please liberate us oh great masters.


FCC creates terrorists.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: MrShine on June 19, 2013, 10:32:04 pm
Okay guys I don't know if this has been said before but I was just pondering this and felt the need to share it.  I believe I know the reason as to why there is so much drama around FCC and the continued conflicts that have taken place and cost many lives and resources.  I believe that FCC is the USA of strategus(FCC=USA three letters each is a sign) ; hated for its so called, "imperialistic conquest of the world while under the name of FREEdom (FREEcompanies and FREEdom, not a coincidence), its methods conducted during these conflicts to eliminate the terrorists who hijacked numerous flags costing thousands of innocent lives and resources to be lost (without even being used in conflict=civilians), and many more.  Simply put, the rest of strategus aside from FCC's democratic allies are simply jealous of their numerous freedoms and prosperity.  To go one step further, the mainstream strat posts would have the masses believe it was the insurgent group known as "Chaos" who hijacked the flags killing thousands of innocents.  While they were the main force "responsible", if you were to awaken and do your own research you would know it was really something more sinister.  A radical religious leader known as "JesusChrist" as well as powerful individuals from various shadow factions known as Frisians and MurderBoners were the true masterminds behind these notorious attacks.  They secretly control many aspects of strategus and the related media (as well as the banks).  They install puppets with administrative powers to silence those who would go against them (certain so called leaders of the Chaos) and have them banned for life.  If these anti-freedom communists/terrorists weren't enough, I have not yet even discussed the secret shipments of arms and other forms of support by the well known enemy of the west; "Les Chevaliers Occitans" (that is for another time).  I would discuss these serious matters further but I am fearing for my safety and will also likely have attempts to be made to silence me from exposing the truth.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(P.S. Take this all very seriously and be very offended if you feel the need to be)

The truth is out there, man.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 19, 2013, 10:52:27 pm
Okay guys I don't know if this has been said before but I was just pondering this and felt the need to share it.  I believe I know the reason as to why there is so much drama around FCC and the continued conflicts that have taken place and cost many lives and resources.  I believe that FCC is the USA of strategus(FCC=USA three letters each is a sign) ; hated for its so called, "imperialistic conquest of the world while under the name of FREEdom (FREEcompanies and FREEdom, not a coincidence), its methods conducted during these conflicts to eliminate the terrorists who hijacked numerous flags costing thousands of innocent lives and resources to be lost (without even being used in conflict=civilians), and many more.  Simply put, the rest of strategus aside from FCC's democratic allies are simply jealous of their numerous freedoms and prosperity.  To go one step further, the mainstream strat posts would have the masses believe it was the insurgent group known as "Chaos" who hijacked the flags killing thousands of innocents.  While they were the main force "responsible", if you were to awaken and do your own research you would know it was really something more sinister.  A radical religious leader known as "JesusChrist" as well as powerful individuals from various shadow factions known as Frisians and MurderBoners were the true masterminds behind these notorious attacks.  They secretly control many aspects of strategus and the related media (as well as the banks).  They install puppets with administrative powers to silence those who would go against them (certain so called leaders of the Chaos) and have them banned for life.  If these anti-freedom communists/terrorists weren't enough, I have not yet even discussed the secret shipments of arms and other forms of support by the well known enemy of the west; "Les Chevaliers Occitans" (that is for another time).  I would discuss these serious matters further but I am fearing for my safety and will also likely have attempts to be made to silence me from exposing the truth.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(P.S. Take this all very seriously and be very offended if you feel the need to be)
The truth is out there, man.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 19, 2013, 11:27:26 pm
nͩĩ͏͔̻̻̘̲̳n̮͓͂̌̅e̻̲̟̥͇ͬ̿e̫̭̬̹ͣͦͥ͛ͦͫͯ͝ͅl̽ͭ ͈̬̣͖̠̈́̉͠ͅ   e͇͕̙͆̾͌ͣ͗̔v̜̐ͣ̀e͉̱̯͖̱̺ͥͤ͑ͣͅn̼͔͚͔͓̬w̴̱̆̒̽̓a̞̪̦̲̣̰͚͋ͣ͌    ̓s̥̗͎͒̾̈a̛̬̣͓n̯̤̰͙̪̠͑̽̒̔͑ͬi̺͈̠̣͉̬ͦ̊ͭͪͭ̓ṅ͙͉̞̫̈ͦ̔͆̄ͧ͜s̰̦̯͖̠̫̀    i̞̤ͩ̃̐̐dͮ͗͑͌̄ͮ̔͜    e̞̩̥̦̣̓ͩͪ̍̉͐̚͜j͉͗ͮ͋ͤͤ̓ò̱̞̹̌b͚͠

No, no! Don't utter such dark arcane verse! You may open a pinhole in our reality through which outsiders may crawl in! It may already be too late...

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 20, 2013, 12:54:57 am
WITCHCRAFT you so supernatural!

And therein lies the root of FCC's blooming success.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Ethgar on June 20, 2013, 01:00:39 am
I know I'm late on this one, but why can't we all just get along?????   
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Tojo on June 20, 2013, 02:39:31 am
It's definitely possible to take a castle in one go. Of course, sending wave after wave with just the intent of wasting your opponents tickets against a faction who is 1/10th the size is one way to use the recruitment system to your advantage.

BUT we give everyone XP and something to do on the weeknights! I think strat sieges should be more realistic where the attackers cut off the defenders food and water and water supply and just wait for the defenders to starve to death. Maybe use catapults to fire rotting corpses over the walls and spread diseases. The siege would last a month or two per castle.

Also FCC is large faction because it is composed of smaller clans who wanted protection from being wiped...

EDIT: FCC is the USA and anyone who opposes our democracy shall be overrun by it, especially the terrorist groups FIDLGB and Frisia.  WE DEMAND MANIFEST DESTINY!!!!
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Zater on June 20, 2013, 02:57:34 am
Quote
FCC is the USA and anyone who opposes our democracy shall be overrun by it, especially the terrorist groups FIDLGB and Frizia.  WE DEMAND MANIFEST DESTINY!!!!

Frisia* Also you are a nerd.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Darkkarma on June 20, 2013, 03:30:59 am
Thanks Karma. Did we just mend the fence broken in strat 2. Han and Lando back together again?

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Spanish on June 20, 2013, 04:47:46 am
I believe LLJK was the original amurica clan when it came to strat and everybody  else was the terrorists mmmkay
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sparvico on June 20, 2013, 04:48:28 am
I believe LLJK was the original amurica clan when it came to strat and everybody  else was the terrorists mmmkay

So does that make BIRD Clan the Illuminati?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 20, 2013, 05:21:56 am
So does that make BIRD Clan the Illuminati?

nope we have Illuminati in the FCC.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 20, 2013, 05:26:08 am
nope we have Illuminati in the FCC.

THE illuminati that was previously stated is not, however, a certin persona with the name of "illuminati" is. A simple misunderstanding young pattowan.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: BaleOhay on June 20, 2013, 05:28:42 am
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clearly han is offering the bro hug

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Canary on June 20, 2013, 01:26:30 pm
The hell is all this garbage? Nobody's mad enough! Stop getting along!

Karma - you left us for some carnival in a faraway land, you come back now and you make peace with one of our enemies!?
Kreczor - being sincere about posting in this thread and saying that people posting in this thread are crazy. Hardly anybody is being truly candid here but you, I think.
Uumdi - instead of goofy spam you come up with a perfectly apt analogy to retort to theirs with. What is going on!?
Bronto - U R MAD STOP MAKIN UR FACTION LOOK DUMB LOL j/k i see your game bro
Gristle and Sauce - calling him "new" would only make sense if it were relative to, say, the mod as a whole. Just 'cause you guys dip out and don't pay attention doesn't mean...
Matey - he already caught on to the bronto-sore-ass thing and co-opted it for his own use, just so you know.
Misc. Frisia guys - I don't know your aim, but your posts aren't helping... or hurting, for that matter. Think bigger!
Havelle in particular - don't drop your rage yet, feed on it, let it seethe onto the forums through you!
Kamikaze Joe - it came at great cost. At least it seems the human sacrifice of Huey Newton was not in vain... at least for now. P.S. capitalized your name that way on purpose, haw haw.
WITCHCRAFT - you're tipping the delicate balance yourself right now, don't stare beyond the veil! =>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh chadzthulhu Me'lee wgah'nagl fhtagn!
BaleOHay - oh sure, mend those wounds now that you have a chance at catharsis via beating us up. You guys held onto that stuff, man, not us.
Tojo - "protection from being wiped" = "no chance at failure lol game is hard"
JesusChrist - you are fighting the good fight, I guess. Amen.
Cikel - "one and done" on massive drama starting? Get your round 2 gameplan together, man!
dynamike - look it's me! I'm addressing you by name! Oughtn't that be enough to start a row?
Daruvian - are you muted, again? Did I do that? D'ohhhhh.
Kesh - YER FACTION DOEZ BAD STUFF AND YEW DON'T EARN YER VICTORIEZ. Or do I even need to say anything?
Sparvico - I don't know you very well, but I'm glad you're around. Whoops, messed up on my own posting goal.
Relit - I daresay you are the maddest one of us all. The haughtiest, for certain.
Artyem - BE RELEVANT AGAIN jeeze. (again? hmmmmm)


Now everybody get mad some more. Everybody I didn't name, do your part.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 20, 2013, 01:44:18 pm
Missed one, buddy:

Canary - I dare say I am mentally superior to the rest of the riff raff polluting this community; hence I will use words aplenty in each post to downplay my anger and aim to cover my inability to make decisions by addressing random people in a passive aggressive manner. I think I'm quite good at this mumbo jumbo forum warrior stuff toodle-do why won't you like me?

How'd I do?  :wink:
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 20, 2013, 02:09:12 pm
More like a gay thread
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kreczor on June 20, 2013, 02:09:17 pm
The hell is all this garbage? Nobody's mad enough! Stop getting along!
Kreczor - being sincere about posting in this thread and saying that people posting in this thread are crazy. Hardly anybody is being truly candid here but you, I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candida_(fungus)

I'll have you know I smell a lot better than some stinky fungus.

KESH YOU ARE THE CANDIDA FUNGUS

i did it dad
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 20, 2013, 02:17:11 pm
The hell is all this garbage? Nobody's mad enough! Stop getting along!

Karma - you left us for some carnival in a faraway land, you come back now and you make peace with one of our enemies!?
Kreczor - being sincere about posting in this thread and saying that people posting in this thread are crazy. Hardly anybody is being truly candid here but you, I think.
Uumdi - instead of goofy spam you come up with a perfectly apt analogy to retort to theirs with. What is going on!?
Bronto - U R MAD STOP MAKIN UR FACTION LOOK DUMB LOL j/k i see your game bro
Gristle and Sauce - calling him "new" would only make sense if it were relative to, say, the mod as a whole. Just 'cause you guys dip out and don't pay attention doesn't mean...
Matey - he already caught on to the bronto-sore-ass thing and co-opted it for his own use, just so you know.
Misc. Frisia guys - I don't know your aim, but your posts aren't helping... or hurting, for that matter. Think bigger!
Havelle in particular - don't drop your rage yet, feed on it, let it seethe onto the forums through you!
Kamikaze Joe - it came at great cost. At least it seems the human sacrifice of Huey Newton was not in vain... at least for now. P.S. capitalized your name that way on purpose, haw haw.
WITCHCRAFT - you're tipping the delicate balance yourself right now, don't stare beyond the veil! =>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh chadzthulhu Me'lee wgah'nagl fhtagn!
BaleOHay - oh sure, mend those wounds now that you have a chance at catharsis via beating us up. You guys held onto that stuff, man, not us.
Tojo - "protection from being wiped" = "no chance at failure lol game is hard"
JesusChrist - you are fighting the good fight, I guess. Amen.
Cikel - "one and done" on massive drama starting? Get your round 2 gameplan together, man!
dynamike - look it's me! I'm addressing you by name! Oughtn't that be enough to start a row?
Daruvian - are you muted, again? Did I do that? D'ohhhhh.
Kesh - im gay and YER FACTION DOEZ BAD STUFF AND YEW DON'T EARN YER VICTORIEZ. Or do I even need to say anything?
Sparvico - I don't know you very well, but I'm glad you're around. Whoops, messed up on my own posting goal.
Relit - I daresay you are the maddest one of us all. The haughtiest, for certain.
Artyem - BE RELEVANT AGAIN jeeze. (again? hmmmmm)


Now everybody get mad some more. Everybody I didn't name, do your part.

Your post has no relivent way to cause friction thus creating shot posts, thus, I shall take over by spreading roomers.

The last FCC cookie was taken from the cookie jar. The leading thoughts is its that guy with a lot of g's in his name and ends with glue took it.

Somebody has stated that boyscout of chaos is a female, being that none play this game, who spread the lie?

Somebody put pepper seeds in canary's sunflower seeds and now his ass is on fire. was it a plot by FCC to keep him from shitting on their lawn?

Sanderson has been rumored to be hiding north of ismerala with 5k troops, naked. Who will aid him with his orgy?

Daruvian cheated on Sanderson while he was away with havelle, cikel's left jack. Badoon and Apollo are both reporting the reception of 5 fair madens per night.

Rumors are that RoR actually stands for (enter gay joke).

Now light the flame that is hate, then light each other on fire until we are all on fire! Then we would all die though. I don't make sence.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 20, 2013, 02:35:20 pm
NA drama is so weak really, try harder guys, you will never hate each other as much as the europeans manage to.  :D
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gristle on June 20, 2013, 02:48:32 pm
Gristle and Sauce - calling him "new" would only make sense if it were relative to, say, the mod as a whole.

It is this exactly.

Just 'cause you guys dip out and don't pay attention doesn't mean...

YES IT DOES!

NA drama is so weak really, try harder guys, you will never hate each other as much as the europeans manage to.  :D

I agree. We can never hate each other as much as we hated Europeans before the split. That was a special kind of hate that later somehow spawned respect.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 20, 2013, 03:10:15 pm
I agree. We can never hate each other as much as we hated Europeans before the split. That was a special kind of hate that later somehow spawned respect.

yeah the real hate comes when we face equally skilled opponents - that was why real hate came when we fought our counterparts in EU.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 20, 2013, 03:30:17 pm
I know what you mean, hating FCC feels kind of forced.

Really we went to war with you so you would stop signing up for our battles and coming into our ts.

personally we really missed having ravens in our battles, but were actually pretty glad frisians were no longer required to be hired where sandy would beg me to get so and so on.  Ravens - very well organized.  Frisians - no idea of organization and teamwork.  Working together as a group makes a huge difference - its part of being skilled opponents.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 20, 2013, 03:48:25 pm
I don't think we were ever required, you'd often take some of us off five minutes prior to battles so we wouldn't sign up for the other side. And don't bring Sandy into this, he looks out for his guys and is probably the only respectable Frisian.

I didn't say anything bad about sandy.  Just whenever we were fighting  Hosps I wouldn't want to hire a lot of the frisians and he would bug me to go hire them and try to make room.  i would always feel guilty not hiring all but 1-2 of you guys when you were sending armies to help out, so I would make a point of doing it for him for irrelevant battles.  It was just a counterpoint to your remark earlier - Ravens were both skilled and organized so we wanted them on our roster, hence the difference.  You need both skills and organization to be considered good opponents.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 20, 2013, 03:51:23 pm
personally we really missed having ravens in our battles, but were actually pretty glad frisians were no longer required to be hired where sandy would beg me to get so and so on.  Ravens - very well organized.  Frisians - no idea of organization and teamwork.  Working together as a group makes a huge difference - its part of being skilled opponents.

It's a good thing that we have 6 players with 9 performance- myself, Daruvian, Jack1, Badoon, Cikel, Apollo (actually cikel has 6 performance now, probably so he can have a 6-9 split which is very admirable) and the players that aren't likely to cut swathes through the bad guys are more than willing to engineer or guard equipment. Yeah, we have some new players that aren't as good at the game as many, but even though they get bad KDs a lot of the time, they don't rack up insane amounts of deaths because they listen to the leaders and play cautiously. Our clan ain't huge, in fact its pretty damn compact, so I'd say a solid half of our players are really high quality desirable mercs with the other half being not so great, but still not gleaming sacks of shit.

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I didn't say anything bad about sandy.  Just whenever we were fighting  Hosps I wouldn't want to hire a lot of the frisians and he would bug me to go hire them and try to make room.  i would always feel guilty not hiring all but 1-2 of you guys when you were sending armies to help out, so I would make a point of doing it for him for irrelevant battles.  It was just a counterpoint to your remark earlier - Ravens were both skilled and organized so we wanted them on our roster, hence the difference.  You need both skills and organization to be considered good opponents.

Actually, I'll have to bite the nerd bullet and agree half-heartedly with Kesh here. When we were fighting hosp we didn't have too many good players that were active; we weren't that great to have, but we were fighting Hosp who didn't have their shit together at all. There was no need to be ballin' out of control.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that in the most recent battles for Hospitaller (which were a while back), they really DID have their shit together. They performed pretty well even while on the attack against FCC, which isn't easy. MrRogers and Aderyn did a great job leading, and they really allowed folks that know what they're talking about like Bonsai and others to chip in, and listened to their suggestions. I was impressed.

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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 20, 2013, 04:24:03 pm

 I'd hate a group that was kicking the shit out of me mercilessly a lot more than a group that I was on an equal footing with. That's part of why a lot of people hold malice against FCC, although a larger part is due to the whole propaganda machine that you enjoy keeping well-oiled and running all day erry day.

Actually its one of the most frustrating things to be vying back and forth for months throwing everything you have at someone and neither side can get clear dominance - it builds up animosity.  if someone just dominates you - you get wiped off the map in under 3 weeks and forced to relocate, but its hard to maintain the same resentment because its over quick and you move on from there instead of  being in a holding pattern with the same equally skilled opponents.

P.S.  Also, Sandy that was cheap putting down two of the newer members of ravens, I don't think either was with them fighting hospitallers - I don't know if you noticed by I didn't mention the bad frisians by name - its a dick move to be sarcastically calling out someone like that especially from an allied faction.  keep it general.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 20, 2013, 04:43:29 pm
Actually its one of the most frustrating things to be vying back and forth for months throwing everything you have at someone and neither side can get clear dominance - it builds up animosity.  if someone just dominates you - you get wiped off the map in under 3 weeks and forced to relocate, but its hard to maintain the same resentment because its over quick and you move on from there instead of  being in a holding pattern with the same equally skilled opponents.

P.S.  Also, Sandy that was cheap putting down two of the newer members of ravens, I don't think either was with them fighting hospitallers - I don't know if you noticed by I didn't mention the bad frisians by name - its a dick move to be sarcastically calling out someone like that especially from an allied faction.  keep it general.

You're being a jackass that doesn't know shit about cup or carac. Carac is my fucking homie and he hangs out with us in our teamspeak all the fucking time. Cup comes with carac, although to be fair I really should have also mentioned HarryCrumb. They're like a packaged deal, knawmsayin? Carac is actually quite a good player, and I bet cup would be a lot better if he didn't play on a speak n' spell, getting like 20fps on all low settings and being unable to use WSE2.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 20, 2013, 05:01:57 pm
It's a good thing that we have 6 players with 9 performance- myself, Daruvian, Jack1, Badoon, Cikel, Apollo (actually cikel has 6 performance now, probably so he can have a 6-9 split which is very admirable) and the players that aren't likely to cut swathes through the bad guys are more than willing to engineer or guard equipment. Yeah, we have some new players that aren't as good at the game as many, but even though they get bad KDs a lot of the time, they don't rack up insane amounts of deaths because they listen to the leaders and play cautiously. Our clan ain't huge, in fact its pretty damn compact, so I'd say a solid half of our players are really high quality desirable mercs with the other half being not so great, but still not gleaming sacks of shit.

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Actually, I'll have to bite the nerd bullet and agree half-heartedly with Kesh here. When we were fighting hosp we didn't have too many good players that were active; we weren't that great to have, but we were fighting Hosp who didn't have their shit together at all. There was no need to be ballin' out of control.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that in the most recent battles for Hospitaller (which were a while back), they really DID have their shit together. They performed pretty well even while on the attack against FCC, which isn't easy. MrRogers and Aderyn did a great job leading, and they really allowed folks that know what they're talking about like Bonsai and others to chip in, and listened to their suggestions. I was impressed.

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Well 9 performance isn't the truth.....

If you really want to know how good somebody is use this equasion:

Performance - (strength/3)

That gives me a 2 and about all of the rest of NA about a -3

AKA jack1 best 1

(Except maple syrup)
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 20, 2013, 05:22:50 pm
One post from Kesh... aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the hate is back.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Ganner on June 20, 2013, 06:15:05 pm
Ah kesh tears... Delicious.

You dare attack my castle... AGAIN???

HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED???

PS - Dyna, why thou must doeth me like thine broseeph?
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 20, 2013, 06:39:27 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have gotten a life. THis shit is quite entertaining. :3
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rikthor on June 20, 2013, 07:14:03 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have gotten a life. THis shit is quite entertaining. :3

You are more than welcome to join BOARD Clan then, and thoroughly enjoy the Game of Spergs Strategus
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Gmnotutoo on June 20, 2013, 07:19:50 pm
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Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 20, 2013, 07:34:49 pm
You are more than welcome to join BOARD Clan then, and thoroughly enjoy the Game of Spergs Strategus

But I still need a little chaos in my life ;)

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I would pay to see this :P
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: dynamike on June 20, 2013, 07:52:10 pm
You dare attack my castle... AGAIN???

HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED???

PS - Dyna, why thou must doeth me like thine broseeph?

Sorry man, I thought to object and talk to Kesh about it; appeal to his human nature to leave your castle alone.

But then I remembered that I am only random FCC vassal #37 and have no talking permissions.

And that objection is punished by repeatedly being killed to the death.

And that in the FCC the word "sorry" has been removed.

And that Kesh is not actually human.

And thinking is prohibited.

And mod is ded.

Nerf cav.

 :(
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Artyem on June 20, 2013, 09:26:29 pm
I have like 9 reliability and 2 performance, which is a lot better than I thought it would be, since I usually go negative every strat battle.

fite me irl my old friendet i train ufc
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Jack1 on June 20, 2013, 09:38:34 pm
I have like 9 reliability and 2 performance, which is a lot better than I thought it would be, since I usually go negative every strat battle.

fite me irl my old friendet i train ufc

A negative KDR would require more TKs than kills, which I highly doubt happens.

 A KDR below 1 however requires less kills than deaths

I have to correct frisians about this all the time.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: ildist on June 20, 2013, 09:40:28 pm
Actually its one of the most frustrating things to be vying back and forth for months throwing everything you have at someone and neither side can get clear dominance - it builds up animosity.  if someone just dominates you - you get wiped off the map in under 3 weeks and forced to relocate, but its hard to maintain the same resentment because its over quick and you move on from there instead of  being in a holding pattern with the same equally skilled opponents.

P.S.  Also, Sandy that was cheap putting down two of the newer members of ravens, I don't think either was with them fighting hospitallers - I don't know if you noticed by I didn't mention the bad frisians by name - its a dick move to be sarcastically calling out someone like that especially from an allied faction.  keep it general.

I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your shit. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.

I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan.

I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery.

And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ****.

Welcome to hell, population: you. #swagmonster420tupaclivesfreekonyusausausafreedom

Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 20, 2013, 09:50:34 pm
I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your shit. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.

I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan.

I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery.

And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ****.

Welcome to hell, population: you. #swagmonster420tupaclivesfreekonyusausausafreedom

You are brilliant
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Smoothrich on June 20, 2013, 10:09:34 pm
You are brilliant

they're always copy pastes you realize :(
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Keshian on June 20, 2013, 10:10:56 pm
I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your shit. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.

I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan.

I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery.

And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ****.

Welcome to hell, population: you. #swagmonster420tupaclivesfreekonyusausausafreedom

hahahaha nice ildist
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on June 20, 2013, 11:49:27 pm
they're always copy pastes you realize :(

<3 well whoever did this, is brilliant :P
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: Rhalzo on June 20, 2013, 11:54:41 pm
I'm getting sick and tired of listening to your shit. You keep pushing me day in and day out, and eventually you'll push me past the point of no return. I don't give a **** who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.

I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan.

I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery.

And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced ****.

Welcome to hell, population: you. #swagmonster420tupaclivesfreekonyusausausafreedom

I'm glad you found a proper place to put this Ildist. It didn't belong in my thread that was meant to be positive but this thread seems to fit it just fine.
Title: Re: bringing order to the Chaos
Post by: partyboy on June 21, 2013, 01:11:50 am
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