ALLAHUACKBAR!
posting just to follow.
There will be a Berenger sized hole in BIRD CLAN, and my heart, forever. But you are doing what you believe in your heart is right and for this I will not stop you.
Best thread ever!
I hope you're ready to deal with EU nighttime, EU ping, and reprisals from EU factions whether you win or lose.
The only god I dare follow is PARTYBOY!
CAW CAW
Lol. I thought this was against free peasants for a second until the last paragraph.
Also if USA wouldnt have interfered the war wouldve ended another way... and maybe albert wouldnt have panicked and killed that many people. He planned to transport them to Madagaskar and give them their "own life" there. I dont say his doings were good (except the Highways he built...), but that wouldve been better than gassing all of them.
On the other hand you didnt interfere unasked. A german submarine drowned a american passenger-ship, if i remember history-lessons right.
But hey... better have somewhatthousand jews and gays and political-enemies and american soldiers killed instead of letting an attack against american citizen unrevenged, right?
If the chocolate chip cookies had won that war, we would live like american people now... a big country, playing the big brother and watchman for whole europe
But okay, if those american Burgereaters get that USA-banner, I want a german "ReichsKriegsFlagge" from '43 for my german comrads. I already designed it. I made a secret Clan, named "NSDAP".
To be honest its one of those countrys that I would beat right into the face, if it would be a person. And I am usually not the physical-aggressive type. And If you can have the stars and stripes... well... why shouldnt I have my chocolate chip cookie-Flag? It's just some banner, right?
We dont have any good reputation.
We have a gay minister for external affairs.
We have a (very ugly) female president.
some choice quotes from niemand's post history~
Is this like a failed NA guy that failed hard in strat and now tries to comeback by bullying the weakest faction on the EU map?
this just in from a black ops squad in shulus chocolate chip cookie doctor dungeon:(click to show/hide)
Poor william hamleigh you really have lost your way!
Can we S and D rape their fiefs?
I would like to point out that Berenger has attempted to rally 70 year old american anger towards chocolate chip cookie germany in an attempt to convince as many NA clans (generally supportive of American initiatives) while simultaneously identifying himself with AL QUEDA. IN MY OPINION (my clan does not want me posting in here, but the stupidity of this thread has pissed me off enough to post here despite that) anyone who supports this jihad also supports AL QUEDA and therefor deserves eternal damnation and should suffer the penalty of a real holy war commonly known as a CRUSADE. Go back to turkey you upstart muslim bitches.
(Disclaimer: I am drunk, so yeah, that's my excuse.)
ALLAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ACKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I would like to point out that Berenger has attempted to rally 70 year old american anger towards chocolate chip cookie germany in an attempt to convince as many NA clans
If i would be an Admin u would ateast get a big warning (probably thats even what u want ) warning = attention.
Stop shitting your pants. I know you're a Wolves fanboy and ally to CotgS so it's expected but no. This isn't attention per say. This is a real invasion force (JIHAD). I'm gathering up support at the moment and i'll be there soon.
The jihad is growing and in approximately 1 week we'll be there. Oh and i hope you'll carebear in just to protect CotgS. Would be even more hilarious. Crying about UIF and then carebearing heh.
K, so, since we are chocolate chip cookies as you say, which only existed during 2nd WW, prepare to run into our King Tigers, Panthers and MG34's.
Sherman Tanks
looks like i wasted my time posting. u dont seem to know what a jihad actually is.
and i want to see how u gater muslims fighting with americans in a jihad.
im in the wolves clan atm yes. but i dont care much about strategus and im posting this completely independant from my clans interests.
oh and just for the fun part do u know how much shermans a king tiger can fck ina tank duel?
and browning mgs were useless compared to a mg42 bonesaw machinegun there is a reason why us solders had their own trainingcamp it was just to learn to fight the mg42...they learned attacking it when they are reloading or when its overheated as example.
learn to troll or learn to be smart becasue in your last posts u proved that ur not good in both. cheers.
and i have nothing against the USA.
Im in berengah!
and niemand is a filthy chocolate chip cookie!
Watch out! Berenger is payed by communists! He want overtake our cities to create filthy gulags for his evil overlords! His jihad is just some crude coat for his cruel intentions!
Bitch please we've been taking out your for three strats...
There's a difference between defending 'chocolate chip cookie apologists' and opposing an NA invasion of EU.Dude, Berenger is a Euro...
Dude, Berenger is a Euro...
I know... But he;s working with NA factions, he's a member of the NA community and plays on NA strat.
Fuck man. I'm just saying its a bit hypocritical of NA to sanction an invasion of EU after half of you getting in a pissy on at the slightest suggestion of EU involvement in NA strat. After all this time demanding that NA gets its own strat map you finally get one, now your going to come and fight on EU ping? Seriously...
I think the whole things been blown out of the water. There are plenty of people who's behaviour on the forums and in game has put people off playing cRPG. I'm sure you and the idea of a Jihadi movement could be included in such a list. Peoples personal opinions of someone view and interactions with them doesn't validate unchecked aggression. That in itself is what i dislike, both in the accusations of being a chocolate chip cookie and in the idea of an NA invasion of EU.
I will probably stop posting my opinions hear in case some of the more radically minded of you begin calling me chocolate chip cookie sympathiser...
You should probably consider updating your signature now that you are making yourself clear.
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Fuck man. I'm just saying its a bit hypocritical of NA to sanction an invasion of EU after half of you getting in a pissy on at the slightest suggestion of EU involvement in NA strat. After all this time demanding that NA gets its own strat map you finally get one, now your going to come and fight on EU ping? Seriously...Honestly, Niemand deserves to be destroyed, this isn't about NAs wanting to invade EU, it's NA wanting to SAVE EU from the chocolate chip cookiees again... Casimir, you should really join in on our holy liberation movement to destroy all chocolate chip cookiees, join us casimir.
I think the whole things been blown out of the water. There are plenty of people who's behaviour on the forums and in game has put people off playing cRPG. I'm sure you and the idea of a Jihadi movement could be included in such a list. Peoples personal opinions of someone view and interactions with them doesn't validate unchecked aggression. That in itself is what i dislike, both in the accusations of being a chocolate chip cookie and in the idea of an NA invasion of EU.
I will probably stop posting my opinions hear in case some of the more radically minded of you begin calling me chocolate chip cookie sympathiser...
You should probably consider updating your signature now that you are making yourself clear.
i cant see the picture, do you mean the part of 'dont argue with idiots'? he clearly started doing so this time :P
i have nothing against a troll post, but i think this is going a little bit too far. saying cotgs are chocolate chip cookies is just as we would say in belgium 'laster en eerroof' wich means something like making someone looking bad without any reason. some people might believe what you write here and they might start thinking you are serious.
just watch your words, with terms like 'jihad' and 'chocolate chip cookie' its just a dangerous fire to play with.
NIEMAND. IS. LITERALLY. A. chocolate chip cookie.
NIEMAND. IS. LITERALLY. A. chocolate chip cookie.
Create the strat faction my sultan, we march on Shulus and Uslum!
Way ahead of you. Just need more gold and troops. And more IED's.Tell me your needs.
Tell me your needs.
Just need more gold and troops. And more IED's.
Specific numbers, my sultan?
Specific numbers, my sultan?
Honestly, Niemand deserves to be destroyed, this isn't about NAs wanting to invade EU, it's NA wanting to SAVE EU from the chocolate chip cookiees again... Casimir, you should really join in on our holy liberation movement to destroy all chocolate chip cookiees, join us casimir.
So does this open the door for EU to save NA from borderline Anarchy and other causes, as well as an EU army forming a cause to "cleanse" an NA faction deemed tainted due to association with an unsavory c-RPG player (Case in point, Berenger's current tag which includes al qaeda)?
First point:
Taking Niemand out is something I support for innumerable reasons, some serious and some lighthearted, but regardless an NA invasion into EU is just that, you can dress it up any way you want but in the end someone will always have some excuse for some war, and a lot of EU may not trust some random NA army to travel through their lands to get to Niemand. I certainly don't trust any army to march through Coalition lands, much less march back. Given how unpredictable NA has proven to be, what assurances do you have that you will peacefully travel to your destination and then leave peacefully after your objective is complete?
Second point:
After this liberation, what is this NA army going to do with this EU territory? This all sounds suspiciously similar to certain RL events where some big united front "liberates" a smaller country way far-away of a ruler and sticks around for management plus secondary "liberations." Once you "liberate" these territories, will you simply give them to neighboring factions? How will you choose which factions receive them?
confrontation.
Second point:The armies are obviously heading home and they're leaving the tainted fiefs for cleansing with the GoatsPriests crucifiers.
After this liberation, what is this NA army going to do with this EU territory? This all sounds suspiciously similar to certain RL events where some big united front "liberates" a smaller country way far-away of a ruler and sticks around for management plus secondary "liberations." Once you "liberate" these territories, will you simply give them to neighboring factions? How will you choose which factions receive them?
damnit kinngrimm, how come EVERY time people are having fun you have to show up and try to ruin it with boring posts that try be reasonable and promote cuddling? stop it.i am all for fun, i do at times also some shit posts, but i draw a line when it goes into RL politics or where people are slandered or willing hurt by others, even if those "others" may not always be aware of it that they do. Still i see your point me being the fun breaker, but as always if noone steps in if things are going too far, then they go even further.
I would support this but you failed to mention FIDLGB. Good luck.
i am all for fun, i do at times also some shit posts, but i draw a line when it goes into RL politics or where people are slandered or willing hurt by others, even if those "others" may not always be aware of it that they do. Still i see your point me being the fun breaker, but as always if noone steps in if things are going too far, then they go even further.
Even in teampseak i draw a line when it comes to RL politics and propaganda, i share a teamspeak server with Niemand who has a "purely" ^^ german clan while i do have an international clan with over 14 different european countries represented. If Niemand would be any close to being a chocolate chip cookie i wouldn't be a) on his teamspeak and b) he wouldn't be allied with me. Sofar i haven't seen either from him which would suggest to the contrary.
My opinions about Politics, i may share with you or others on teamspeak at times, so you can hear my voice and its modulation and therefor you would have more information about my real intentions and real believes, still i always prefer RL face to face conversations for pretty much the same reasons to have more information my brain could digest(mimic/gestures). This medium(forum) where you only can express your thoughts by writing stuff is fairly inaccurate, hence why this is not wanted in most forums which are not explicitly there for these sorts of conversations same goes for RL stuff which you wouldn't be willingly share from yourselves.
I try to speak up for others who may not express themselves in a way to make things cristal clear, i don't always do a good job but i still try, even if it is not my first language. Niemand as i know him, would just shit post and troll again in his own way and people would again missunderstand often willingly as it seems.
I would never argue to not mute him for some things he said, this then is but up to the forum admins when his posts are getting reported, as it should be here in the case of slandering. If they would continue in the same fashion i would report them myself, that btw would then the first time i used the report function in this forum.
And matey sorry for being all serious, that is often a character treat with me or it may be only because i am an old dog who has seen and experienced some quite shitty stuff, not sure which it is but from my forum appearances you should know i DON'T do it REGULARLY but only in cases where i see unjust and nasty things which are blown out of proportion.
This is EXACTLY what im talking about. I didnt read it, but you just made a big rationalizing post instead of calling me names and spreading fun. Stop hating fun kinngrimm. fighting against forum drama is the same as hating fun.
Well if you don't even care to read what i posted as answer onto your post, then i don't see the need to care about your opinion onto this topic, so stay away if you don't have to say anything of which would concern this topic. Having fun is a matter of perspective as soooooo many other things, accusing someone of being a chocolate chip cookie is far from being fun in my book.
This is EXACTLY what im talking about. I didnt read it, but you just made a big rationalizing post instead of calling me names and spreading fun. Stop hating fun kinngrimm. fighting against forum drama is the same as hating fun.
Well if you don't even care to read what i posted as answer onto your post, then i don't see the need to care about your opinion onto this topic, so stay away if you don't have to say anything of which would concern this topic. Having fun is a matter of perspective as soooooo many other things, accusing someone of being a chocolate chip cookie is far from being fun in my book.
It seems you're the one who's going off-topic. You are the one who brings in politics and what not to this thread.
Branding CotgS as chocolate chip cookies is the truth and there's nothing else to discuss about it. So if you have something to say then say it about the jihad itself or how much you will carebear and throw yourself in front of CotgS instead of talking about politics.
justlet him try to be funny, admins seem to take more care about leechers and other stuff then someone isulting someone openly int he forum as chocolate chip cookie. count berenger is known as an attention whore online in forum 24/7 so lett his guy have his fun he probablydont get enough of that irl. :wink:
funny how murrikans are all gung ho about "winning" the war when it was actually the russians that was the main reason the chocolate chip cookie's lost... :|
i am of supportings zis holy jihad against evil 3rd reich
why so mad?
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kinngrimm you should stop defending your friend cuz it makes you look bad to be honest.
his posts are an insult to inteligence to even the thickest of us in this forums and if he is really trying to be "sarcastic, funny, provocative" he's doing it in an completley wrong way.
no funny, not witty, not smart. makes germans look like inbreed retards tbh.
Go Berengah!
and P.S. no im not gonna read your bible rationalizing the situation and him really being a good guy, he even saved a kitten from rain once post.
I support you in theory 100%. The evil chocolate chip cookies claim all the land from north EU to Murkan lands!
However, in practice, I must first consult my glorious leader. If I can, I shall donate some gold to your righteous jihad.
ALLAHU ACKBAR 4EVER
its NOT THAT I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST THIS WAR, as i think its pure trolling, but i dont think you might ever win. you might be able to get trough the so called 'carebear' lines and destroy his nation and rape his women, but you will never be able to beat a hardcore troll with a troll campaign.
Only way to get back from ur wannabee US jihad :twisted: :(click to show/hide)
let those wannabee jihadists come and show them real war
While I may not agree with the viewpoints Niemand espouses, I will defend to the death his right to hold them. That's how freedom of thought and speech work; we don't get to go over individual beliefs and say, "these are acceptable, while these are not". No, that is the tyrant path, the one of restriction and censorship.
Yeah looking forward to you pretending to be UIF and fail. Carebearing is for cool people am i right?
A half-dead mod and all you want to do is play peaceful Alliance Warfare: Trading Simulation 2012 Edition. Sigh...
Yeah looking forward to you pretending to be UIF and fail. Carebearing is for cool people am i right?sure, having fought and invested several thousands troops sofar and having UIF in our lands atm ... wait now i get it you are in this together with Druzinah. Nicely played getting from NA factions support while ranting against one faction but secretly helping and supporting DRZ, respect couldn't have made it any better!!!
A half-dead mod and all you want to do is play peaceful Alliance Warfare: Trading Simulation 2012 Edition. Sigh...
While I may not agree with the viewpoints Niemand espouses, I will defend to the death his right to hold them. That's how freedom of thought and speech work; we don't get to go over individual beliefs and say, "these are acceptable, while these are not". No, that is the tyrant path, the one of restriction and censorship.
A half-dead mod and all you want to do is play peaceful Alliance Warfare: Trading Simulation 2012 Edition. Sigh...
Denouncing the Jihad, or carebearing against it will make you be seen as an enemy to the cause.yeah this little wave of high ping players will really make a difference in the current situation, the UIF will be so happy with your 100 troops to send in to our iron walls of steel where they can die thinking they have fought for a good cause
Enemies of the cause, will, be destroyed if interfering with us liberating the shit out ofGermanyCoTGS lands.
He is also teambumping with his horse everytime he can (at least it seems like that). I told him to stop that shit and after he didnt kinda lost it and killed his horse once, after that he stopped it - as far as i know (or maybe i was just too distracted with fighting).
This has not really anything to do with the banrequest above, but with the person that the ban is requested on. I think he is trying to troll (aka grief) a lot, so he could need a little break to think about it.
Going to sleep now, good night. :D
Niemand admits to teamwounding in recent banthread! Someone post a banthread on Niemand!
sure, having fought and invested several thousands troops sofar and having UIF in our lands atm ... wait now i get it you are in this together with Druzinah. Nicely played getting from NA factions support while ranting against one faction but secretly helping and supporting DRZ, respect couldn't have made it any better!!!
The fact that this Jihad is being spearheaded by one of the forum's most notorious trolls who is using one of the most extreme terrorist organizations in history as his tag "AL_QAEDA" says a great deal in and of itself.Spoiling the fun again, are we? :(
so? you still believe you are able to coordinate this? getting those clans so far that they will cross to the EU side? im afraid that you will never get so far and after one wave, they will just try to go back to their own lands.
how many troops will come? 2k? 10k?
Sigh...when did i ever mention clans? I'm merely getting assistance in form of troops, gold, gear and free passage through their lands. It was ToD and Dimmwimm who made it seem like whole NA made peace with eachother and was going on with their ''Operation Overlord'' plan to invade EU.Exactly.
In reality it's me with my jihad forces and a couple of others who might possibly tag along and merely people giving support as i mentioned before with gold/troops and gear and merc'ing. And how many troops you'll encounter? Well we will see about that. But you keep warming up for your carebear fest.
Exactly.
hey zlisch i see you already quoted me in your tag. :DI am obviously serious with my sig... keeping it until Tanken makes a new quote-worthy post though.
again a nice example of pulling quotes out of its context so it looks like a really think he is a chocolate chip cookie.
(you left out the 'jk niemand'
I am obviously joking with my sig... keeping it until Tanken makes a new quote-worthy post though.
See? There you go claiming I'm not serious about our cause and even going as far as to edit the quote to make me look guilty! Hypocrisy!I am obviously joking with my sig... keeping it until Tanken makes a new quote-worthy post though.its funny, i kinda like it because it fits so good in the discussion im doing :mrgreen:
Of the little news I am entitled to reveal, our ICBM's are almost completed. We have 150 IEDs ready for use, and man, many zealous troops.
Even if our troops will be defeated all CotgS land will be infested with hidden IED's after we're gone! It'll take years to find and neutralize them all! ALLAHU AKBAR!It will be glorious!
Oh btw still looking for more gold/troops/gear support. PM me if you're interested in donating or joining forces.
I support this noble cause. Any war against Niemand is a good war.
I support this noble cause. Any war against Niemand is a good war.eh lol
I support this noble cause. Any war against Niemand is a good war.Someone make this man official coalition spokesperson and overlordgeneraldemigodking!
We would, but he is not part of the Coalition so we can't. :wink:See? This is why Vibe is a better coalition spokesperson than you, you're all unoptimistic and not even trying, whenever Vibe sees something impossible he makes it possible, whenever you see anything impossible you bitch 'bout it being impossible.
And before anyone claims this isn't diplomacy, I'm holding several coalition members hostage and will start to execute them one per hour until Vibe is your spokesperson.Good riddance if they were taken alive, could you please execute them in batches of a dozen to expedite the process?
Good riddance if they were taken alive, could you please execute them in batches of a dozen to expedite the process?
Good riddance if they were taken alive, could you please execute them in batches of a dozen to expedite the process?:lol: :lol: :lol:
HAHAHA this made me laugh so hard :mrgreen:See, Vibe is the only one who care about you!
D: but also cry
dont you love me anymore tears? </3
The Germs are plotting against us!Sorry to say, I'm somewhat of a germophobe, we must impose a quarantine. On topic though, this may be an issue for the jihad, but twill only be a stepping stone.
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new
The Germs are plotting against us!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new
I'm pretty sure everyone knows which side I'll chooseAllahu ackbar?
The Germs are plotting against us!
http://forum.meleegaming.com/deutsches-forum/anti-niemand-allianz/msg623329/?boardseen#new
This war has been a long time coming, go git em Berenger. Niemand iseither a chocolate chip cookieor a fuckwad troll. He deserves to be attacked either way.
Uslum wont be a second Stalingrad the German troops will defend it and start a big summer offence :mrgreen:
Alright, I will make only this one statement-post to this situation. I didnt want to and simply watched this thread, but right now I feel like it.
First thing: Call me what you want, as long as you tell it straight to my face. You did with this thread, so you have my respect for that.
Second thing: I dont fucking care about your trolling. This is really amusing. ;)
Third thing: Most of my allies and people that run into me from time to time know, that I am an arrogant, trolling arsehole but not a chocolate chip cookie. This was already said by different people and what no_rules_just_play said was true: I kicked people for racism/antisemitism out of the clan. If you still wanna believe I am a chocolate chip cookie: have fun with it. At least I dont hurt your feelings when I post shit on the forums.
Fourth thing: Yeah, Berenger, feel free to gather yourself a little army and come at us. But fight fair and at fair times. Since I guess you want a good battle with lots of exp and fun, too. I dont have the need to fight you, but I will if you are showing up in the green Lands. To be honest I am thrilled to see what you have... I guess it will be an army of around 2000 men, armed with stones, wearing nothing then a turban... but I am hoping for a real (edit: equip-wise) army, because slaughtering some naked men feels kinda wrong and is more annoying then fun.
Fifth thing: I do not hide behind my allies or any other factions. I like to achieve my stuff myself and have not asked anyone for backup. As far as I remember I even told kinngrimm to stay out of this. (Rostersupport is alright, I guess.)
Fifthandahalf thing: The thread in the german forums you posted asked if they should make a little alliance for me, against my enemies. I told them not to.
Fifthandthreequarter thing: The one thing I did was accepting the offer of a NA-faction, that offered me to send in a little troop. I think its better if the fight stays NA vs. NA, because its more fair. I dont know if they will do it and I wont be mad if they dont.
Sixth thing: I had lots of plans to answer your "Jihad" and people did bring in lots of suggestions for that. Like changing my clan to a Rastafari-Clan or playing the evil chocolate chip cookie for you(r amusement) or Joining your Jihad against the evil chocolate chip cookies. But in the end CotgS exists over 2 years now. We have our pride "for our clan" (dunno if thats grammatically expressed correctly) and we are fitting together pretty well, even if we do not rock the battlefields (except for some exceptions => Ayween). And it would be wrong not to face you head-on.
Seventh thing: All those trolling strat-screenshots are wrong. We are not planning to expand. We are quite happy in our green lands. We got two villages for our 20+ assigned faction-members, means ~10 members for each village. I think that is fair. I even declined the request of kinngrimm to take lead over another one or two villages.
So with this, I want to thank you guys for amusing me with this thread... Berenger for his great friendship and the plotting of this thread via steam (just kidding! :D)... and I want to thank all those that did side with me, I didnt expect most you to do that. ;)
Always remember: This is just a game. Fairplay and safety first. Strat is not everything in life! (at least I hope that for you... Oo) ;)
Good Moaning, Ladies.
Solbless!
--Niemand(click to show/hide)
If you still wanna believe I am a chocolate chip cookie: have fun with it. At least I dont hurt your feelings when I post shit on the forums.Sir, that very post contains an image which is proof that is bullshit.(click to show/hide)