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ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!
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Niemand is a filthy chocolate chip cookie
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Author Topic: JIHAD ON USLUM AND SHULUS AGAINST EVIL chocolate chip cookie PARTY (FIRST NA CROSSOVER EU WAR!!!)  (Read 11942 times)

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JIHAD HAS BEEN DECLARED!

Hear me every faithful Calradian citizen! For too long have chocolate chip cookies ruled in Uslum and Shulus spreading their ideology and for too long have the people been oppressed by those evil rulers. As well as housing evil chocolate chip cookie doctors performing terrible experiments on the citizens!!!

BUT I SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE! I declare a jihad on Uslum and Shulus with the main goal being Uslum. I ask all faithful servants who chant Allahu Snackbar every day to support this holy jihad against these savage infidels.

It doesn't matter if you're a faithful DRZ,DH, FIDLGB, GK, Nord, Fallen, TkoV,HRE, KUTT, Hospitallers, Templols, Rebels, Mercs, Krapikulu, FPF, Teutonics, Hero Party, BIRD Clan, FCC, Remnants, Chaos, Grey Order, Empire or whatever. If you have faith then for all that is holy support this jihad in any way you can. By supplying gold, troops, gear or military assistance.

It doesn't matter how long those evil chocolate chip cookies resist. Eventually they will fall! So NA and EU unite and stand up and fight to defeat these evil tyrants and spread the peaceful religion of Islam!


TL;DR This is an official declaration of war against CotgS from an independent party and anyone in NA or EU will be able to join in this jihad with the goal being Uslum on EU side being liberated from its chocolate chip cookie rulers. I left BIRD Clan in NA and went into exile (if you will) to be able to support this jihad with troops, gold and gear but any assistance will be most appreciated!

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Evil chocolate chip cookie-CotgS destroying the world above

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The hunt for the last chocolate chip cookie doctors* has begun.

*not medical doctors. 
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ALLAHUACKBAR!

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There will be a Berenger sized hole in BIRD CLAN, and my heart, forever.  But you are doing what you believe in your heart is right and for this I will not stop you.
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ALLAHUACKBAR!

posting just to follow.

There will be a Berenger sized hole in BIRD CLAN, and my heart, forever.  But you are doing what you believe in your heart is right and for this I will not stop you.

Best thread ever!

Thank you for your most gracious support! You will be rewarded! ASSALAMU 'ALAIKUM !
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I hope you're ready to deal with EU nighttime, EU ping, and reprisals from EU factions whether you win or lose.

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I hope you're ready to deal with EU nighttime, EU ping, and reprisals from EU factions whether you win or lose.

Islam and the power of all faithful people whether you are NA or EU are able to handle hardships such as what you mentioned my friend!
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Jihadist?!

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Lol. I thought this was against free peasants for a second until the last paragraph.
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I cannot support since you left KUTT out of the OP.



But good luck with your turkey gobble jihad thing.
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The only god I dare follow is PARTYBOY!

CAW CAW
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The only god I dare follow is PARTYBOY!

CAW CAW

What if Partyboy supports this? Take your claws and plunge them into these freedom hating chocolate chip cookies! Support the Jihad!
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If these people are actually chocolate chip cookie apologists I say take them out. 
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