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Title: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 07:32:32 am

And so begins Buta Seisen! The holy war against the green pig!

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Post by: arowaine on October 02, 2012, 07:44:40 am
good role play we wish you good luck. awesome post
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Post by: Smoothrich on October 02, 2012, 08:06:01 am
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I am looking forward to these fights!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Tydeus on October 02, 2012, 08:08:59 am
Please cease this futile war, it has gone on long enough! While you waste resources fighting each other, crazed fanatics are roaming the lands, preying on the weak and innocent! But fear not, hero_party shall uphold its duty to defend the land where others will not.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 08:29:17 am
[Updated]

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 08:37:57 am
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So what does the asterisk after "Remnant pledges that should these armies not be utilized, the Josho Shogunate will be fairly compensated after the conflict*" mean? You don't have any small print anywhere to explain it.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 02, 2012, 08:41:40 am
So what does the asterisk after "Remnant pledges that should these armies not be utilized, the Josho Shogunate will be fairly compensated after the conflict*" mean? You don't have any small print anywhere to explain it.

You can't see the other side.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 08:43:06 am
You can't see the other side.

I demand, well I don't really demand, I just want to see the small print on the back. I want to know what the asterisk goes with.

Here's my guess:

* The Josho Shogunate will be fairly compensated via back rubs and foot massages after the conflict has ended. Remnants may receive back rubs in return but no promises are given at this point in time.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 02, 2012, 08:51:23 am
I demand, well I don't really demand, I just want to see the small print on the back. I want to know what the asterisk goes with.

Here's my guess:

* The Josho Shogunate will be fairly compensated via back rubs and foot massages after the conflict has ended. Remnants may receive back rubs in return but no promises are given at this point in time.

God damn spy...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 08:56:48 am
God damn spy...

I knew it.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2012, 09:02:55 am
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Yes yes, I know some of these words.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:04:34 am
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Yes yes, I know some of these words.

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO READ OUR SACRED TEXT!!? THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 02, 2012, 10:13:15 am
Which side pays better?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:35:17 am
One side won't exist for long.  :wink:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 01:16:03 pm
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We shall fight to the last cudgel! The last stone! To battle!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 01:39:17 pm
You could always just commit honorable seppuku and save the lives of your fellow brethren.

 :lol:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 03:52:57 pm
This will be fun. Sorry All Glorious Lord Berenger Sacred Virgin and Honorable Brother.  :P
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Elindor on October 02, 2012, 04:54:52 pm
We go to battle with our allies, the Remnant's and Josho Shogunate.
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Post by: Vaynes on October 02, 2012, 05:02:08 pm
To battle! For honor and a glorious death!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 05:12:18 pm
Finally some decent friends. Sometime I honestly feel like this:

http://youtu.be/bfVwHZ_bURg?t=14s

I kid, I kid  :wink:

The age of the Pig is over! The time of the rising Shogunate has come!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 06:26:08 pm

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I am really confused?  Remnant gives troops, mercenary support, and intelligence.  Shogunate gets all the fiefs and Remnant gets nothing but the pleasure of doing most of the work?  Doesn't seem fair.  Who wrote this contract???  You need to get a better lawyer, slave labor is banned in the United States.

Shogunate's "obligations" - keep all the fiefs.  Ooooh, that will be a tough one for them to do for you.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on October 02, 2012, 06:31:31 pm
Are you guys actually going to use all samarui/ninja gear. It would be interesting to see how that goes with archers being so powerful and plentiful atm.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 06:36:17 pm
I support LLJK and the famed snow arabs till the end of days. Long live the green empire; long live the empire of dog avatars.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 06:40:37 pm
Are you guys actually going to use all samarui/ninja gear. It would be interesting to see how that goes with archers being so powerful and plentiful atm.

Yes, we will be. It is boring playing strat with only the most cost-efficient gear in the game and having most of the armies looking identical. We want to keep our theme and roleplay with it, regardless of how difficult that makes things later. Would be nice to see other roleplaying factions with an actual theme. I'm sure there are a lot of bamboo spears in just about every faction's arms, simply because it is cost efficient lol.

Yes, we might lose a few battles, or even strategus entirely because of our theme, but for us it is more important to have fun and try to make the game more enjoyable for everyone by supporting themed factions.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 02, 2012, 06:41:19 pm
I am really confused?  Remnant gives troops, mercenary support, and intelligence.  Shogunate gets all the fiefs and Remnant gets nothing but the pleasure of doing most of the work?  Doesn't seem fair.  Who wrote this contract???  You need to get a better lawyer, slave labor is banned in the United States.

Shogunate's "obligations" - keep all the fiefs.  Ooooh, that will be a tough one for them to do for you.

I think you are assuming the blacked out portion is something that wasn't agreed upon instead of something that has been redacted.

*Despite being in Remnant, this is mearly my take on it, not fact.*
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 02, 2012, 06:42:49 pm
I am really confused?  Remnant gives troops, mercenary support, and intelligence.  Shogunate gets all the fiefs and Remnant gets nothing but the pleasure of doing most of the work?  Doesn't seem fair.  Who wrote this contract???  You need to get a better lawyer, slave labor is banned in the United States.

Shogunate's "obligations" - keep all the fiefs.  Ooooh, that will be a tough one for them to do for you.

Look closer... I suspect you've missed something.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 07:00:57 pm
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 07:26:03 pm
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Artyem on October 02, 2012, 07:42:02 pm
No man or woman before has matched the might of the Jolly Knights.  Every opponent before has collapsed in the field of battle against the green empire and their allies.

On the bright side, a great song will be written in tribute of the foolish shogunate that is destined to fall in the near future.

BIRD CLAN
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 07:50:17 pm
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 02, 2012, 07:53:31 pm
No man or woman before has matched the might of the Jolly Knights.  Every opponent before has collapsed in the field of battle against the green empire and their allies.

I guess we'll be the first then. Awesome. 8-)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 02, 2012, 07:55:23 pm
I dig the work you put into the contract image. Looks fucking sick.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 08:05:12 pm
So is the FCC allied with LLJK or what? Seems like we are hearing more complaints from you guys than LLJK about this war. 
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 08:19:53 pm
LLJK welcomes a fight, even one unprovoked.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 08:20:39 pm
Yea, I'm a little confused whether they are allied or not...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 08:25:07 pm
Yea, I'm a little confused whether they are allied or not...
Based on PhantomZero's sig, I guess not.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 08:41:02 pm
So is the FCC allied with LLJK or what? Seems like we are hearing more complaints from you guys than LLJK about this war.

FCC is not allied with LLJK just because we laugh at your proclamation.  So silly.  I know I am mercing for them because:

1) They actually pay their mercs (strat 1 you guys never followed through on payments, LLJK has paid me in every strat iteration and is offering gold for these fights)
2) I am a greedy red-haired bitch
3) They seem to be short-handed on the roster and I want to be in a fight where its more balanced with mercs, balance=fun

I am sure many of the mercs have similar reasons.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 02, 2012, 08:43:01 pm
I am sure many of the mercs have similar reasons.

I'm fighting with LLJK because I don't speak Japanese and have more fun when I'm able to communicate with my team.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 08:43:19 pm
FCC is not allied with LLJK just because we laugh at your proclamation.  So silly.  I know I am mercing for them because:

1) They actually pay their mercs (strat 1 you guys never followed through on payments, LLJK has paid me in every strat iteration and is offering gold for these fights)
2) I am a greedy red-haired bitch
3) They seem to be short-handed on the roster and I want to be in a fight where its more balanced with mercs, balance=fun

I am sure many of the mercs have similar reasons.

Josho Shogunate were not around in strat 1.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 08:45:18 pm
Nah, I just talked to them in game. Pretty much went something like this:


"So the FCC doesn't like us or something? Why are you guys mercing in bulk against us?"
"We asked you how much you would pay, and you never answered."
"I told you that one side wouldn't even exist, hence they wouldn't be able to pay much of anything."
"Well you should have asked to negotiate about it."
"So, how much is phantom paying then lol?"
"More than nothing."
"This sounds more like banditry than mercing. Asking someone to pay you gold, and if they don't reply you sign in bulk against them lol. Anyways I'm fine with it, as long as you guys are fine with us offering you the same deal."
"The same deal?"
"Yeah, every time you have a battle, we will ask you how much will you pay us, and if you don't pay, we sign in bulk against you. Assuming the opposing side offers to pay at least 1 gold (so we can call it mercenary work). Sound about fair to you? lolz"
"Auphilia you should quit diplomacy and have someone else do it while remaining a figure head because apparently you can't grasp simple concepts."

 :rolleyes:

FCC is not allied with LLJK just because we laugh at your proclamation.  So silly.  I know I am mercing for them because:

1) They actually pay their mercs (strat 1 you guys never followed through on payments, LLJK has paid me in every strat iteration and is offering gold for these fights)
2) I am a greedy red-haired bitch
3) They seem to be short-handed on the roster and I want to be in a fight where its more balanced with mercs, balance=fun

I am sure many of the mercs have similar reasons.


Strat 1? I wasn't in strat 1 lol. Nor was anyone else in this alliance, that I know of, other than the ninja (maybe?).
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 08:47:25 pm
We were around in strat 1. Wiped out by Druzhina fairly early on.

And Auphilia. Technically, you usually offer an amount of gold that you are willing to pay. And then the mercenaries choose the better deal. The mercs have no advantage in revealing the price of LLJK, other than to try and make your raise it.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 08:47:56 pm
Josho Shogunate were not around in strat 1.

You used to be known as Shogunate not Josho Shogunate and LLJK took your fiefs in Strat 1.0.  You even made mention of this defeat in your post.  Changing from Shogunate to Josho Shogunate and gaining/losing new members might have changed some things.  But I do know LLJK always follows through on paying.  Plus I like PhantomZero - there is a guy who knows how to roleplay.  Lastly, I FUCKING DESPISE WEEABOOS!!!


Also, Auphilia - why are you so determined that LLJK have no people fighting for them??  Are you scared of a stand up fight??  You have a full roster.  We have 3 guys signed up for them right now - en masse??? LOL.  Its just me and miggy and MurderMountain.  But the way Auphilia is talking you are pushing more to sign up against you just from the talk in TS.  I like Remnant and LLJK, but I don't know even know you guys (Shogunate) this strat and you are already annoying us.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 08:49:25 pm
Lastly, I FUCKING DESPISE WEEABOOS!!!

There it is.  :lol:


[Also, you are talking about the Byzantium guys (who are an EU clan), they created the original Shogunate. There is not a single one of their members within our ranks, to my knowledge. We call them our "ancestors" for roleplay purpose.]

Another edit to reply to your edit: No, I don't mind a fight. I just assumed FCC had issues with us that I was unaware of. You have had guys sign against us in literally every single battle (some have joined our side as well, previously) so it isn't a big deal lol. Just lately there has been a lot of negativity from you guys and I figured I'd ask about it :P. I'm not the only one who thinks so. I hadn't realized it was only 3 ppl, it just came to mind that there have been FCC against us, as I said, in EVERY battle lol. We haven't signed a single man against you in any of your battles (if you have even had battles?). Anyways, you are the only faction in strat that has signed against us because we didn't pay you and that threw me off. It makes me wonder why every faction doesn't identify themselves as "mercs" and freely fight whoever they want without any consequences. Technically Remnants are mercs too. So LLJK shouldn't be upset or anything with them, we are just paying them more, it is business.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 08:51:12 pm
LLJK is a truly honorable faction, when we say our Strat relations are reset, it is so. I have had Hospitaller, FCC, TKoV, Remnant, Chaos, and now even Occitan fight at my side in Strat 4 alone. I accept all those who apply to fight and make roll call, we are here to have fun and play the game.

(Boy, Ecko sure is spinning in his grave at the sight of Occitan and LLJK ever fighting on the same side of a battle.)

Many will side with those with righteous purpose, and there is nothing more righteous than defending the dessert from weeaboo invaders!

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Braeden on October 02, 2012, 08:51:33 pm
The Shogunate, which did hold a place on the map in Strat 1, was a different clan, which is now largely in Byzantium.  The Josho Shogunate might be a spiritual successor or something, but it is not the same group of people.  As far as I know no members of the Shogunate are currently in the Josho Shogunate.

For my part, the traders of Medici do not wish any part in this war.  However, we must state that the conditions which the Shogunate wishes to place on trade, namely declaring all who trade in this area to be their enemy, are seen by us as an attack on the principles of free trade which bind this great land of Caladria.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 08:52:29 pm
You used to be known as Shogunate not Josho Shogunate and LLJK took your fiefs in Strat 1.0.  You even made mention of this defeat in your post.  Changing from Shogunate to Josho Shogunate and gaining/losing new members might have changed some things.  But I do know LLJK always follows through on paying.  Plus I like PhantomZero - there is a guy who knows how to roleplay.  Lastly, I FUCKING DESPISE WEEABOOS!!!
You're confusing the two Shogunate's.
We are not the clan Shogunate that is nowadays called Byzantium. We are Josho Shogunate consisting of Red Lotus, Ninja and Kogado.

I am the only one to ever have been a part of the old Shogunate, and that was after I had led the last ninja assault in Strat 1 in an effort to reclaim Odasan from DRZ. I left before any hassle with LLJK, and had no idea that Shogunate was wiped by them. We allied for a very brief period in strat 1. All ninjas were meant to join the Shogunate strat faction, however we were so inactive at the time, that I was the only one there. And only for a month or so.

The old Shogunate clan does not really exist anymore, though some of the Byzantium guys have picked up the old tags again lately.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 08:59:18 pm
You're confusing the two Shogunate's.
We are not the clan Shogunate that is nowadays called Byzantium. We are Josho Shogunate consisting of Red Lotus, Ninja and Kogado.

I am the only one to ever have been a part of the old Shogunate, and that was after I had led the last ninja assault in Strat 1 in an effort to reclaim Odasan from DRZ. I left before any hassle with LLJK, and had no idea that Shogunate was wiped by them. We allied for a very brief period in strat 1. All ninjas were meant to join the Shogunate strat faction, however we were so inactive at the time, that I was the only one there. And only for a month or so.

The old Shogunate clan does not really exist anymore, though some of the Byzantium guys have picked up the old tags again lately.

Sorry for the confusion and thank you for the info.  So what does shogunate have against LLJK anyway??  They are just a bunch of nice goons that are actually rather small clan this strat version.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 09:02:50 pm
Sorry for the confusion and thank you for the info.  So what does shogunate have against LLJK anyway??  They are just a bunch of nice goons that are actually rather small clan this strat version.

These attacks are unprovoked! But will not go unpunished!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 02, 2012, 09:15:25 pm
I dig the work you put into the contract image. Looks fucking sick.

But then you have blotted out areas which look about as good as white out on a court document.  Also JPGs?  What is this 2004?  Throw some PNGs up in here.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:18:07 pm
Sorry for the confusion and thank you for the info.  So what does shogunate have against LLJK anyway??  They are just a bunch of nice goons that are actually rather small clan this strat version.

They had a castle in our land claims (which were made public, before any aggression took place). Phantom was on his way to reinforce said castle, and we decided not to allow it. We just made a roleplay out of it. Plus we don't like them (Especially Berenger lol). Any clan that would make it their business to wipe out weeaboos in general, whether that be in the past present or future, will naturally always be a threat to weeaboos. I mean, you say you despise weeaboos right? Are you going to tell me that last strat you loved them? Hatred runs deep and we try to be as careful as we can be. 
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 02, 2012, 09:20:48 pm
So is the FCC allied with LLJK or what? Seems like we are hearing more complaints from you guys than LLJK about this war.


Kill Count:
...
Gmnotutoo_Unicorns rogue ninja has been slain by the mistress herself. [Duel]
...

You have the audacity to gloat over a melee duel against an archer and this kind of egotistical behavior has incurred my personal wrath. I am not signing up to help LLJK, I am signing up against you personally. There is no amount of money that can be given to me that will change my perception. You have dishonored my family, my abilities, and me personally. I will not stop until I have restored my ancestor's honor.

To the other people in your clan I am sorry and I beg you to not take this personally. I will not break off my retribution simply because someone falsely claims an LLJK + FCC Alliance.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 09:21:18 pm
(Boy, Ecko sure is spinning in his grave at the sight of Occitan and LLJK ever fighting on the same side of a battle.)

Let's not tell Ecko about this I'm sure he will be hanging from the rafters.

This is fuuuunnn... lol everyone needs to relax. I'm friends with everybody except Jesterer and Wojtek. LOL xD.

They had a castle in our land claims (which were made public, before any aggression took place). Phantom was on his way to reinforce said castle, and we decided not to allow it. We just made a roleplay out of it. Plus we don't like them (Especially Berenger lol). Any clan that would make it their business to wipe out weeaboos in general, whether that be in the past present or future, will naturally always be a threat to weeaboos. I mean, you say you despise weeaboos right? Are you going to tell me that last strat you loved them? Hatred runs deep and we try to be as careful as we can be. 

Berenger is my best virgin. 10 dolla holla.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:29:47 pm
You have the audacity to gloat over a melee duel against an archer and this kind of egotistical behavior has incurred my personal wrath. I am not signing up to help LLJK, I am signing up against you personally. There is no amount of money that can be given to me that will change my perception. You have dishonored my family, my abilities, and me personally. I will not stop until I have restored my ancestor's honor.

To the other people in your clan I am sorry and I beg you to not take this personally. I will not break off my retribution simply because someone falsely claims an LLJK + FCC Alliance.

LOL I admire that actually. But alas, those ways are over. That was when I was Mistress_Auphilia (leader of the Kunoichi which were assassins). The reason I took a kill count was because I was going for a Kill Bill theme (as if I was someone like O-Ren Ishii with my own personal body guard). I planned on doing a lot of videos and such and making it a cinematic experience for everyone involved, but I never finished xD

Here was one of the posters: visitors can't see pics , please register or login

But yeah, that was nothing personal. Just some fun, and I figured people would appreciate being part of a video or story. Sorry if I have offended you, please accept my apology. Again, I have left those ways and become Empress of the Josho Shogunate. I only listed names of people who represented ninja or samurai (out of respect really). But yes, that is the story behind all that. ;(

Edit: If you wish to duel, I would be more than happy to duel with you. I honestly had no idea I offended you, but I can see why it would be offensive. I probably asked you if you wanted to join the Kunoichi before that duel (or after) anyways. I only ever wanted to make a home for ninja and samurai alike.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 09:37:24 pm
They had a castle in our land claims (which were made public, before any aggression took place). Phantom was on his way to reinforce said castle, and we decided not to allow it. We just made a roleplay out of it. Plus we don't like them (Especially Berenger lol). Any clan that would make it their business to wipe out weeaboos in general, whether that be in the past present or future, will naturally always be a threat to weeaboos. I mean, you say you despise weeaboos right? Are you going to tell me that last strat you loved them? Hatred runs deep and we try to be as careful as we can be.

You made no attempt to vote for that castle,  nor any attempt to contact me about it. It is a desert territory and therefore falls under the dominion of LLJK. Which was also public knowledge. I was on my way to sell goods, you attacked me with triple numbers and even after I won the first battle(while outnumbered) did not allow me to retreat. I hope you made the most of that 20k!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 02, 2012, 09:40:06 pm
Your hollow apologies mean nothing to me and you cannot hide from your past, I am the greatest ninja New Calradia has in its lands and my honor will be restored when a river of your blood flows down the battlefield. You will never see me, you will never hear me, the only thing that will indicate my presence is a storm of arrows that will rain upon you whenever your back is turned. You will be laying face first in the ground and gasping for air as your life force fades away, for this is the only form of an apology I will accept.

(Edit OOC: I'm not actually offended, my character is ICly. The Great chadz will punish those who do not roleplay. =D)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 09:45:17 pm
This really belongs here.

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:45:42 pm
You made no attempt to vote for that castle,  nor any attempt to contact me about it. It is a desert territory and therefore falls under the dominion of LLJK. Which was also public knowledge. I was on my way to sell goods, you attacked me with triple numbers and even after I won the first battle(while outnumbered) did not allow me to retreat. I hope you made the most of that 20k!

Outnumbered by peasnts with a single weapon and single body armor, oh gods have mercy. That army was a kamikaze attack lolz, of course we didn't allow you to retreat.

Yes, I admit we never contacted you, and we thank you for making the first contact between our factions. Oh, just to remind you what that was, I'll post it:

<22:32:09>  "PhantomZero" pokes you: I have not yet begun to fight! Death to the Shogunate!
<22:32:15>  "PhantomZero" disconnected (leaving)

That was your only attempt at ever communicating with us. I didn't even get to hear your sexy voice :\

And we made more than double the amount you listed. 
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 09:45:48 pm
Your hollow apologies mean nothing to me and you cannot hide from your past, I am the greatest ninja New Calradia has in its lands and my honor will be restored when a river of your blood flows down the battlefield. You will never see me, you will never hear me, the only thing that will indicate my presence is a storm of arrows that will rain upon you whenever your back is turned. You will be laying face first in the ground and gasping for air as your life force fades away, for this is the only form of an apology I will accept.

Self-Hating Weeaboo.  :wink:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 02, 2012, 09:49:46 pm
Outnumbered by peasnts with a single weapon and single body armor, oh gods have mercy. That army was a kamikaze attack lolz, of course we didn't allow you to retreat.

Yes, I admit we never contacted you, and we thank you for making the first contact between our factions. Oh, just to remind you what that was, I'll post it:

<22:32:09>  "PhantomZero" pokes you: I have not yet begun to fight! Death to the Shogunate!
<22:32:15>  "PhantomZero" disconnected (leaving)

That was your only attempt at ever communicating with us. I didn't even get to hear your sexy voice :\

And we made more than double the amount you listed.

This was after you attacked my village (clearly not apart of your claim) and made this post declaring war, I was just going to let the trade goods go. You took it too far Auphilia,

too far.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Artyem on October 02, 2012, 09:51:55 pm
Auphilia and his army of self loathing lady boys have awoken the beast, run! Hide! Escape while you still have your limbs and life!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:52:41 pm
Your hollow apologies mean nothing to me and you cannot hide from your past, I am the greatest ninja New Calradia has in its lands and my honor will be restored when a river of your blood flows down the battlefield. You will never see me, you will never hear me, the only thing that will indicate my presence is a storm of arrows that will rain upon you whenever your back is turned. You will be laying face first in the ground and gasping for air as your life force fades away, for this is the only form of an apology I will accept.

When you are ready, I will be waiting. It seems you are the O-Ren of this story.

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 02, 2012, 09:54:44 pm
Man, fuck the Causus Belli and all that bullshit. I really do dig the roleplaying you folks are doing, even if I do not participate in it myself. However, I'm just happy that there IS a war, you know? Don't get all bent out of shape about it, folks. These LLJK (who I really try hard to remain objective towards; in other games I have played they've all been jackasses. They're pretty straight here, most of them anyway) and Josho guys are giving us some nice battles and RP. Props to both of them; moreso to the Josho for having the cajones to declare war.


Really, you should not need justification for a declaration of war besides "We want your shit, and we want to fight"
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 09:56:17 pm
That was your only attempt at ever communicating with us. I didn't even get to hear your sexy voice :\

You are really fucking creepy.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 09:57:03 pm
You are really fucking creepy.
It's okay. He's a girl.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 09:58:28 pm
This was after you attacked my village (clearly not apart of your claim) and made this post declaring war, I was just going to let the trade goods go. You took it too far Auphilia,

too far.

 :lol: He was going to just let it go, guys! We stole 50k~ worth of goods, killed roughly 300 of his brethren, and sent him across the map, and he was STILL just going to let it go. That man is more forgiving than Jesus.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 09:58:34 pm
You are really fucking creepy.

That "talk" happens all the time. I'm sure you know if you hang out with or have hung out with Ober, Rhyden, Huey... many many many other sexy people...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 10:00:49 pm
This was after you attacked my village (clearly not apart of your claim) and made this post declaring war, I was just going to let the trade goods go. You took it too far Auphilia,

too far.

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Where is New Ayn Assuadi on this map or a list of claims? Jameyyed Castle would make sense for you to want to hold, since it's right next to all of your other claims - but over the river mountains and through the woods sand to grandmother's PhantomZero's fiefs? Were you just trying to pick a fight with someone in the area?

Btw - if you're doing all this work to make your contracts look fancy, why not do more than just put a Photoshop filter over your image of a map?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 10:01:19 pm
That "talk" happens all the time. I'm sure you know if you hang out with or have hung out with Ober, Rhyden, Huey... many many many other sexy people...
A situation varies depending on who you talk to. Ober, Rhyden and Huey don't come on the forums saying they can't wait to hear someones sexy voice, they just call you gay when you get in the channel with them.
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: vinnytk on October 02, 2012, 10:02:29 pm
jesus, this group of weeaboo is worse then the last we gave an ass kicking too

and they were euros so that's saying something
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:03:13 pm
Man, fuck the Causus Belli and all that bullshit. I really do dig the roleplaying you folks are doing, even if I do not participate in it myself. However, I'm just happy that there IS a war, you know? Don't get all bent out of shape about it, folks. These LLJK (who I really try hard to remain objective towards; in other games I have played they've all been jackasses. They're pretty straight here, most of them anyway) and Josho guys are giving us some nice battles and RP. Props to both of them; moreso to the Josho for having the cajones to declare war.


Really, you should not need justification for a declaration of war besides "We want your shit, and we want to fight"

^
Respect this man, please.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 10:03:20 pm
A situation varies depending on who you talk to. Ober, Rhyden and Huey don't come on the forums saying they can't wait to hear someones sexy voice, they just call you gay when you get in the channel with them.
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LOL no. Ober has pics of his dick. (No big deal.) Huey asks me for dicks pics. (Nothing gay about it.) Rhyden taps on my window 3am every other night. (Not creepin on me though. We're friends.)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 02, 2012, 10:04:29 pm
Auphelia, you should not be in charge of your diplomacy.  Your claims are heinous and accusations are baseless and unwarranted.  Furthermore, your ability to negotiate is non-existent.  In fact, this thread should not even be in the Diplomacy section, because your posts are completely void of it.  You are just a child who only says "MINE!"  You are a liability to your faction, allies, and benefactors.  For that reason, I too, shall wage a personal war against you, albeit on LLJK's dime.  Should Josho Shogunate choose to remove their leader, further negotiations may be reached.

Let it be known, you have entered the MURDERZONE.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:05:01 pm
jesus, this group of weeaboo is worse then the last we gave an ass kicking too

and they were euros so that's saying something

Maybe you can go visit your old friends when we send you to EU lands. Ask Phantom how his trip was over there. Or maybe he spawned at the edge of the desert? Damn near close though. We will try to send you guys further next time.  :wink:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 10:07:36 pm
LOL no. Ober has pics of his dick. (No big deal.) Huey asks me for dicks pics. (Nothing gay about it.) Rhyden taps on my window 3am every other night. (Not creepin on me though. We're friends.)
I don't know what you're getting at. All I'm saying is this person "Auphilia" is a creep, and that among other reasons means that I will be fighting for LLJK for free.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 10:12:34 pm
I don't know what you're getting at. All I'm saying is this person "Auphilia" is a creep, and that among other reasons means that I will be fighting for LLJK for free.

el OH el.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:15:01 pm
Three enemies in 20 minutes, and counting!

This is what it feels like to be popular  :mrgreen:

Oh, and every last member of the Josho Shogunate would commit seppuku before betraying their empress either willingly, or forcefully.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 10:18:23 pm
Within the limits of the contract that Ninjas signed.
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 10:18:55 pm
Three enemies in 20 minutes, and counting!

This is what it feels like to be popular  :mrgreen:

Oh, and every last member of the Josho Shogunate would commit seppuku before betraying their empress either willingly, or forcefully.

So you are saying you like to forcefully commit seppuku on your own men.  Wow, I am really glad I am not mercing for you!  Crazy fucking weeaboos!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 10:20:03 pm
I'm just going to leave this here. I'm not really siding with either side. Although I'm fighting for LLJK tonight, my clan has no stance of hostility nor alliance with either side. Auphillia, if you're going to RP, don't break character just to post stupid images that make you seem immature and childish. You may actually be a child, I have no idea of how old you are.

Therefore, we will announce some rules that you should read closely before posting:
- no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.
- no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)

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no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)

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no links to outside pictures, unless they really fit (ok: strategus map screenshot, not ok: link to 4chan images)

You could always just commit honorable seppuku and save the lives of your fellow brethren.

 :lol:

no one liners - if you have something to say, put some effort in it.

I've seen you (Auphillia) mention that people should follow the rules in the diplomacy section, but you seem to be committing dishonorable rule breaking in these examples that I found in the 5 minutes that I cared to go through this (your own) thread.

Side note: PhantomZero has been acting more mature in this thread than you are, just pointing that out there because it entertained me.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 02, 2012, 10:20:22 pm
Herro I rike brattles.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Huey Newton on October 02, 2012, 10:31:50 pm
jesus, this group of weeaboo is worse then the last we gave an ass kicking too

and they were euros so that's saying something

GOd your avatar is just amazing

Also

Sorry to let you guys know, but you've already lost.

LLJK doesn't lose
They just don't
You can't beat the goons
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 02, 2012, 10:32:04 pm
I have updated the map to properly reflect my claims.  The population is actually 0, though, because everyone will be dead.

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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:32:15 pm
I'll remove those posts, sorry for breaking character.
We put a lot of effort into the videos and such, so I figured I'd take a break. I should have done so outside of the sacred diplomacy forums, and for that I apologize to anyone I may have offended with my breaking immersion and our community roleplay. I had really just stumbled across those images, and I wanted to use them lol.

Everyone has a silly side, even you Rhalzo (the creator of Fuck It Dude Let's Go Bowling). No need to call people out on it or judge them. Neither of us know each other. I remember making that mistake with you before, and I apologized for it lol.

I thought we were all just having a bit of fun, but I guess people are starting to get upset/offended.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 02, 2012, 10:39:53 pm
Also to stay in character the Shogunate should kill you off Auphilia as Japan was ruled by Emperors not Empresses and woman are less than men in that culture throughout their history.  No self-respecting weeaboo would allow a woman to rule over him.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 10:43:07 pm
Also to stay in character the Shogunate should kill you off Auphilia as Japan was ruled by Emperors not Empresses and woman are less than men in that culture throughout their history.  No self-respecting weeaboo would allow a woman to rule over him.

That is why we left Japan and came to Calradia, because we have a slightly different culture. Anything else?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2012, 10:46:42 pm
Can all of you fat nerds shut up and enjoy a few battles?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 10:51:07 pm
Can all of you fat nerds shut up and enjoy a few battles?

What he said. ONLY THE FAT ONES. EVERYONE ELSE KEEP SHIT POSTING!























EDIT: JUST KIDDING EVERYONE SHUT UP! :D
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Miracle on October 02, 2012, 10:51:46 pm
Can all of you fat nerds shut up and enjoy a few battles?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce the one and only...........SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 02, 2012, 10:52:10 pm
What he said. ONLY THE FAT ONES. EVERYONE ELSE KEEP SHIT POSTING!

Well that is surely going to cut down on the posts in this thread.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on October 02, 2012, 10:57:59 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce the one and only...........SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You called me?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 11:00:17 pm
Can all of you fat nerds shut up and enjoy a few battles?
Quote from: Sauce
While it may be true that I don't give a shit about Hospitallers, and the mere fact that Canary has allied Chaos with them in search of handouts makes me nauseous, these reasons alone are not going to make me declare open war now or in the future. And even if it is my desire for war, why would I disclose that information with you? A Chaos member with proclaimed alliance with Hospitaller...

Declaring war on Hospitaller is declaring war on Chaos as well, are you still going to supply me these "goods" of yours when I'm fighting your clan? Will Canary approve of this? Do you think I'm stupid? There are a few mistakes and assumptions being made here beeps, and I'm trying to figure out what the real angle.

Here are the choices; You don't like Hospitaller but your clan is holding hands with them now. Fine, leave Chaos. We all manned up and did it. Then you can freely craft goods without the underhanded business.

As long as you fly the Chaos banner, I can neither trust you nor do business with you. Frankly, even if you took the banner off I still couldn't fully trust you. I liked you beeps, and I thought we were cool, but some past transgressions have made me think you would have more fun stabbing me in the back than dealing in the front.  So now maybe, you see the predicament here.

However, I could be wrong about all of this and you could be the one "honest" smuggler. And don't worry, I'll keep this between us.
yea you fat nerds shut up
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Sauce on October 02, 2012, 11:07:51 pm
yea you fat nerds shut up

Nigro, the only thing I see here is that my ability to roleplay shits on you. Now sit down nerd.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 02, 2012, 11:09:17 pm
Alright. Could everyone please calm down?

This does not have to become an emotional shitstorm of complaints and taunts.

This could be an awesome opportunity for fun.

Also, diplomacy section rules. Props to Auphilia for apologizing.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 11:11:58 pm
Nigro, the only thing I see here is that my ability to roleplay shits on you. Now sit down nerd.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 02, 2012, 11:13:29 pm
Wow what people say about Kreczor stands true. Although I gave him the benefit of the doubt, he shits on that.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 02, 2012, 11:20:14 pm
Wow what people say about Kreczor stands true. Although I gave him the benefit of the doubt, he shits on that.
I do so enjoy seeing people get mad on forums. I'd be ashamed but I know I'd regret it in the future so I look forward to being on good terms with you in voip because none of this even matters.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 02, 2012, 11:21:25 pm
Kreczor has an amazing avatar on here and is a stand up fellow. This is relevant to the thread because I am taking his picture and assuming it is the struggle between LLJK and the Josho Shogunate. Who will win?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 02, 2012, 11:24:01 pm
It seems some of us are slightly dissatisfied with our politics, so I had my servants arrange festivities in our tea garden. You are all welcome to join.  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 02, 2012, 11:50:00 pm
I don't know what you're getting at. All I'm saying is this person "Auphilia" is a creep, and that among other reasons means that I will be fighting for LLJK for free.

A Chaos member signing up against Remnants in every battle? Interesting...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Malaclypse on October 03, 2012, 12:08:09 am
I hereby pledge to apply at the last minute for both sides and get real mad when I am not accepted to either, so long as it does not interfere with my war against Lordark.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: BaleOhay on October 03, 2012, 12:22:20 am
I hereby pledge to apply at the last minute for both sides and get real mad when I am not accepted to either, so long as it does not interfere with my war against Lordark.

our war!!!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 03, 2012, 01:01:51 am
Wow, all the drama about reasons for war and claims... frankly, we just want LLJK's lands and want LLJK gone (or at the very least, far away from us).

The rest of the stuff? Roleplay and fluff to make things more interesting. Will you also complain when I post my dramatised story of the war after we defeat you? I hope not. We're trying to play the game here, this is the game.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Spanish on October 03, 2012, 02:44:25 am
I hereby pledge to apply at the last minute for both sides and get real mad when I am not accepted to either, so long as it does not interfere with my war against Lordark.

I want to have a war against somebody...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 03, 2012, 02:46:47 am
I want to have a war against somebody...
I hereby declare war on you Spaniard.

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Matey on October 03, 2012, 03:16:12 am
I dont really know you josho fellows too well, and I am a Pirate... and phantomzero is more like phantomhero. also as you are (hopefully) aware, FCC members are all allowed and encouraged to fight for whoever they damn well please. I myself will fight for phantomzero in these battles, but both side are still more than welcome to solicit FCC members to fight for them in any way they would like. you can ask nicely, offer money or sexual favours, or just hope they like you or hate the other side. Ive only made it to a couple of these battles so far, but i think there were FCC on both sides in every fight ive made it to.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 03, 2012, 03:33:59 am
want LLJK gone (or at the very least, far away from us).

Boy are you in for a surprise.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 03, 2012, 04:18:03 am
HOLY. I saw this thread at 7. 3 hours later and this thread has 8 pages. HOLY.

Anyways, this should be a fun war. FREE MERC. PAY ME AND I FIGHT!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Spanish on October 03, 2012, 04:50:38 am
I hereby declare war on you Spaniard.

Good luck enemy! :D


And I'd totally be the last samurai spaniard for you Empress when LLJK uses their superior goon tactics on you!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Malaclypse on October 03, 2012, 04:52:51 am
What gives? I applied for both of you guys at the last minute and didn't get hired. God damn amateurs.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 05:08:38 am
What gives? I applied for both of you guys at the last minute and didn't get hired. God damn amateurs.

Totally forgot, had to give out kamikaze speeches. Sorry lol
I'll remember next time (if you let me know ur signing up)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Artyem on October 03, 2012, 05:22:33 am
Totally forgot, had to give out kamikaze speeches. Sorry lol
I'll remember next time (if you let me know ur signing up)

You're missing the point, he shouldn't have to tell you, it should just be instinct to know when a cool guy like Malaclypse signs up.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 03, 2012, 05:30:48 am
Boy are you in for a surprise.

I like surprises. Looking forward to what you've got to offer.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 05:38:53 am
I like surprises. Looking forward to what you've got to offer.

He has at least 6 fiefs to offer :3
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 03, 2012, 05:58:28 am
So, how much do you pay your mercs now?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 06:02:40 am
So, how much do you pay your mercs now?

1 koku per season  :mrgreen:
And a rice ball.

How much do you pay your mercs? The Shogunate might want to do some mercenary business as well.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 03, 2012, 06:14:39 am
You always side step the question, but you should really answer it while you still have fiefs.  Maybe mercing will be all you have left if you don't start taking diplomacy seriously.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 06:38:31 am
You always side step the question, but you should really answer it while you still have fiefs.  Maybe mercing will be all you have left if you don't start taking diplomacy seriously.

LOL all you have done is threaten us and be extremely rude, and you expect me to entertain you with serious discussion? No thanks. You say I'm the one who needs to work on diplomacy.  :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure the Shogunate had absolutely nothing to do with FCC for all of strat, and all you have done is threaten our fiefs (twice now) and blatantly show hostility towards us. You expect us to overlook this and be willing to hand you gold so that you can "not sign against us" apparently? If you are interested in fighting for us, fine, if not then whatever. Remnants are mercing for us, and we are paying them quite handsomely for it. Our diplomacy went very well, and surprisingly enough there were zero threats involved. I wonder how we managed that, it seems most of the factions in NA strive to go for intimidation and explain how easily they can defeat those who they attempt diplomacy with. 
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 03, 2012, 06:51:06 am
LOL all you have done is threaten us and be extremely rude, and you expect me to entertain you with serious discussion? No thanks. You say I'm the one who needs to work on diplomacy.  :rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure the Shogunate had absolutely nothing to do with FCC for all of strat, and all you have done is threaten our fiefs (twice now) and blatantly show hostility towards us. You expect us to overlook this and be willing to hand you gold so that you can "not sign against us" apparently? If you are interested in fighting for us, fine, if not then whatever. Remnants are mercing for us, and we are paying them quite handsomely for it. Our diplomacy went very well, and surprisingly enough there were zero threats involved. I wonder how we managed that, it seems most of the factions in NA strive to go for intimidation and explain how easily they can defeat those who they attempt diplomacy with.

Keep in mind Murdertron is only speaking for himself.  Good diplomats would recognize that just from the posts.  Also, FCC the faction never "threatened" anything.  4 members signed up on LLJK side out of 42 fighters and you started raging at us like we were declaring war and we explained that leadership in FCC does not tell faction members who they should or should not merc for.  The best way to get any individual faction member to join your cause is 1)pay them or 2) talk to them on ts and ask them nicely (we have postings in ohter threads on this previously).

Instead, you, the clan's leader and self-styled "diplomat" rage against all of FCC because of a couple people's posts, never actually request our ts and try to talk to us (you easily could have convinced half-dozen wannabe weeaboos in our clan to fight on your side), refuse to offer even 25 gold to your mercs while saying how generous you pay your remnant mercs, and then in-game (i was there by the way) on NA1 you start a tirade against Murdertron when he asks for money if you want him personally to merc for him (him not his clan) and accuse FCC of blackmailing you.

Your attacks are absurd and have only served to alienate a ready group of quality mercs without ever actually taking the time to talk to us in ts and made accusations against the entire clan that are entirely baseless and make me personally want to request somone else in your clan to handle all future diplomacy with our faction.  If I was in your clan I would be yelling at you now for acting like a royal fuck-up (I know Matey and Huey and Kalam have done this to me repeatedly in the past when I messed up diplomatically in Strat 1 and 2). 








P.S. Fucking Weeaboos (my own personal opinion, not my clan's)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 03, 2012, 06:56:05 am
No, I expect you to negotiate how much you will pay us, whether individually or as a group to fight for you.  And, yes, by extension, not fight for the opposition.  You see, that's what being a mercenary is about.  We are mercs, we generally fight for the highest bidder.  I asked you first before the battle, you said you would not pay.  So I took my business somewhere else and submitted my application to LLJK for the battle and asked for a certain fee.  They accepted it, and will hopefully be paying out tomorrow.  Once you saw that a few of us were accepted for the battle, you accused us of being in an alliance with LLJK, which we are not.  We are getting paid by them, just like you are paying Remnant to fight for you.  The difference is, our agreements are on a fight per fight battle, and supported directly through the Strategus system, not a loose honor system.  When I asked you if you would reconsider your offer, you accused me of blackmail.  Now I am asking you again if you will make an offer to me singularly or to a group to fight in the next battle coming up.  So, yes, I am interested in fighting for you.  Now its time for you to show your interest.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 07:21:18 am
Keep in mind Murdertron is only speaking for himself.  Good diplomats would recognize that just from the posts.  Also, FCC the faction never "threatened" anything.  4 members signed up on LLJK side out of 42 fighters and you started raging at us like we were declaring war and we explained that leadership in FCC does not tell faction members who they should or should not merc for.  The best way to get any individual faction member to join your cause is 1)pay them or 2) talk to them on ts and ask them nicely (we have postings in ohter threads on this previously).

Instead, you, the clan's leader and self-styled "diplomat" rage against all of FCC because of a couple people's posts, never actually request our ts and try to talk to us (you easily could have convinced half-dozen wannabe weeaboos in our clan to fight on your side), refuse to offer even 25 gold to your mercs while saying how generous you pay your remnant mercs, and then in-game (i was there by the way) on NA1 you start a tirade against Murdertron when he asks for money if you want him personally to merc for him (him not his clan) and accuse FCC of blackmailing you.

Your attacks are absurd and have only served to alienate a ready group of quality mercs without ever actually taking the time to talk to us in ts and made accusations against the entire clan that are entirely baseless and make me personally want to request somone else in your clan to handle all future diplomacy with our faction.  If I was in your clan I would be yelling at you now for acting like a royal fuck-up (I know Matey and Huey and Kalam have done this to me repeatedly in the past when I messed up diplomatically in Strat 1 and 2). 








P.S. Fucking Weeaboos (my own personal opinion, not my clan's)

That is exactly where I got my assumption from. I did go to battle to speak with you guys, and I was just asking about what was going on. Murdertron was speaking for you guys, in your presence, and you said absolutely nothing against anything he said, so I figured he was speaking for all of you, but is that is not the case then nevermind. If one of my members was being rude to another clan diplomat/leader in my presence I would interfere and try to make things less hostile. You refused to do so, so I assumed you agreed with him and that he was speaking on behalf of you all. But anyways, like I said, if that is not the case then my apologies for my assumptions. However, he still has only threatened us, so I won't be talking with him about anything serious. I have yet to threaten anyone from FCC, the most I have said that might imply any hostilities is asking you how much you would pay for our merc support and in the event you refused to pay, I would just do what you guys do.

Anyways, doesn't matter who's fault it is now. Do you guys want to be friendly or not? I have no problem starting over, and I have already apologized. Is that respectable behavior?

To reply to Murdertron: No, I did not say I wouldn't pay you. I just never gave you an offer, I was distracted, and honestly, didn't think you were serious about it. Anyways you never gave me a price, but you presented LLJK with a price? If you would have told us "Hey we will merc for you for x amount of gold per person, would you want our services?" or anything like that, I would have been more than willing to discuss things with you. Instead it is "How much are you paying?" and then all the trolling/rudeness that followed (and yes even other people in game that had nothing to do with identified the rest of that discussion as rudeness and trolling). Naturally after asking me how much I'm going to pay you, then us being involved in unfriendly conversation, and then you guys signing against us, I might assume there is some kind of ill feelings between our factions. That does kinda look like blackmail.

All of that aside if you guys want to start over, I'm willing to set everything aside.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 03, 2012, 07:45:40 am
LLJK publicly announced their pay and bonus structure, but also commented that they may pay more depending on who it is or previous performance.  It is out there, I don't have to ask them and I did, indeed, ask for a different amount.  And they did indeed pay the amount I asked for.  So now, I will ask you a third time.  How much do you pay?  You can answer it in general, "I pay everyone 10 gold per battle."  Or even set up a bonus structure, or even, hopefully privately, offer certain factions more.  But you have to answer the question.  Or, I guess I could just request an amount, hope I get accepted and then hope you actually pay it.  But that's a lot of uncertainty when I know what LLJK will give me.  So do yourself a favor and tell people something, so they can maybe merc for you.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Rhalzo on October 03, 2012, 07:49:44 am
That is exactly where I got my assumption from. I did go to battle to speak with you guys, and I was just asking about what was going on. Murdertron was speaking for you guys, in your presence, and you said absolutely nothing against anything he said, so I figured he was speaking for all of you, but is that is not the case then nevermind. If one of my members was being rude to another clan diplomat/leader in my presence I would interfere and try to make things less hostile. You refused to do so, so I assumed you agreed with him and that he was speaking on behalf of you all. But anyways, like I said, if that is not the case then my apologies for my assumptions. However, he still has only threatened us, so I won't be talking with him about anything serious. I have yet to threaten anyone from FCC, the most I have said that might imply any hostilities is asking you how much you would pay for our merc support and in the event you refused to pay, I would just do what you guys do.

Anyways, doesn't matter who's fault it is now. Do you guys want to be friendly or not? I have no problem starting over, and I have already apologized. Is that respectable behavior?

To reply to Murdertron: No, I did not say I wouldn't pay you. I just never gave you an offer, I was distracted, and honestly, didn't think you were serious about it. Anyways you never gave me a price, but you presented LLJK with a price? If you would have told us "Hey we will merc for you for x amount of gold per person, would you want our services?" or anything like that, I would have been more than willing to discuss things with you. Instead it is "How much are you paying?" and then all the trolling/rudeness that followed (and yes even other people in game that had nothing to do with identified the rest of that discussion as rudeness and trolling). Naturally after asking me how much I'm going to pay you, then us being involved in unfriendly conversation, and then you guys signing against us, I might assume there is some kind of ill feelings between our factions. That does kinda look like blackmail.

All of that aside if you guys want to start over, I'm willing to set everything aside.

Maybe Kesh was having a little bit of second bold section.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 03, 2012, 08:41:17 am
LLJK publicly announced their pay and bonus structure, but also commented that they may pay more depending on who it is or previous performance.  It is out there, I don't have to ask them and I did, indeed, ask for a different amount.  And they did indeed pay the amount I asked for.  So now, I will ask you a third time.  How much do you pay?  You can answer it in general, "I pay everyone 10 gold per battle."  Or even set up a bonus structure, or even, hopefully privately, offer certain factions more.  But you have to answer the question.  Or, I guess I could just request an amount, hope I get accepted and then hope you actually pay it.  But that's a lot of uncertainty when I know what LLJK will give me.  So do yourself a favor and tell people something, so they can maybe merc for you.

Well you guys were the only ones demanding gold to play in a strat battle. But I'll send a message.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: partyboy on October 03, 2012, 08:52:22 am
Gosh, how can this thread be so boring and so creepy at the same time.

Since I know you are all dying to hear, BIRD CLAN has no official statement at this time about allegiances because this is all boring as hell.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: partyboy on October 03, 2012, 08:54:02 am
also who are the joshua shogunate is that like the u2 album?

so many new names in this game I can't keep track.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: arowaine on October 03, 2012, 08:55:03 am
also who are the joshua shogunate is that like the u2 album?

so many new names in this game I can't keep track.

some like ninja are eu player. :) this is why you cant keep track on them hehe. BIRD CLAN

had to say it....
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ohayashi on October 03, 2012, 09:17:30 am
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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 03, 2012, 10:01:16 am
You won't come out of this as the victors weeaboo scum. That's for damn sure. You might sperg zerg rush us for some villages but trust me this isn't the end of it. Not by a longshot. Last nights battle proved it.

Get ready.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ninja_Khorin on October 03, 2012, 10:04:10 am
You won't come out of this as the victors weeaboo scum. That's for damn sure. You might sperg zerg rush us for some villages but trust me this isn't the end of it. Not by a longshot. Last nights battle proved it.

Get ready.
I heard it was a smashing battle!

Also, die pig!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 03, 2012, 11:56:43 am
You won't come out of this as the victors weeaboo scum. That's for damn sure. You might sperg zerg rush us for some villages but trust me this isn't the end of it. Not by a longshot. Last nights battle proved it.

Get ready.

Last night's battle was against an under-equipped raiding army. Bear in mind that the only reason you won that battle is because you reinforced the village with soldiers - you took 330 casualties and the village had no more than 300 population before the battle. Again, Berenger, you're making a big deal out of a minor (for us) skirmish.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 03, 2012, 12:19:40 pm
Last night's battle was against an under-equipped raiding army. Bear in mind that the only reason you won that battle is because you reinforced the village with soldiers

Ah, just like that time when you reinforced that battle with the Empress when Empress got attacked by me?

Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 03, 2012, 12:55:39 pm
Ah, just like that time when you reinforced that battle with the Empress when Empress got attacked by me?

Not quite, since on that occasion Auphilia started with 182 troops and only 70 were killed. The only reinforcement that we gave were troops, not equipment so that reinforcement was actually unneccessary - as it turns out.

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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 03, 2012, 01:04:29 pm
Not quite, since on that occasion Auphilia started with 182 troops and only 70 were killed. The only reinforcement that we gave were troops, not equipment so that reinforcement was actually unneccessary - as it turns out.

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Oh there will be more than verbal sparring when i unleash my secret weapon on all weeaboos in the Desert. I won't reveal anything but it's basically a ''medieval nuke'' if i put it like that.


You'll see!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 03, 2012, 01:10:55 pm
Oh there will be more than verbal sparring when i unleash my secret weapon on all weeaboos in the Desert. I won't reveal anything but it's basically a ''medieval nuke'' if i put it like that.


You'll see!

I shall be sure to modify our samurai armour so as to make them into primitive radiation suits!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 03, 2012, 03:39:03 pm
I fucking love berenger.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 03, 2012, 04:39:41 pm
jesus, this group of weeaboo is worse then the last we gave an ass kicking too

and they were euros so that's saying something

Fix your auto-updated strat map, and welcome back to c-rpg.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 03, 2012, 04:48:54 pm
You are making some good points, Kesh. However, this

we explained that leadership in FCC does not tell faction members who they should or should not merc for.

is not how clan diplomacy works. If you want to be on the friendly side of a clan you don't have your members sign up against them and if not, the other way around.

In general saying "sorry, all our members signed up on the wrong side of the battle because we didn't tell them not to - but that means we can still be friends, right?" is not going to work out.

Not that you seem to want to be friends in this case anyway  :wink:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 03, 2012, 05:32:37 pm
You are making some good points, Kesh. However, this

is not how clan diplomacy works. If you want to be on the friendly side of a clan you don't have your members sign up against them and if not, the other way around.

In general saying "sorry, all our members signed up on the wrong side of the battle because we didn't tell them not to - but that means we can still be friends, right?" is not going to work out.

Not that you seem to want to be friends in this case anyway  :wink:

Dynamike obviously hates goons. YOU'RE NO LONGER DYNAMITE MIKE!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 03, 2012, 05:53:23 pm
You are making some good points, Kesh. However, this

is not how clan diplomacy works. If you want to be on the friendly side of a clan you don't have your members sign up against them and if not, the other way around.

In general saying "sorry, all our members signed up on the wrong side of the battle because we didn't tell them not to - but that means we can still be friends, right?" is not going to work out.

Not that you seem to want to be friends in this case anyway  :wink:
So a clan should demand that all their members be distributed fairly on either side of the battle? Until the faction itself makes a proclamation stating they are going to war, individuals damn right have the freedom to sign for either side. Take it as you want but you're reading too much into the ideas of individuals.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 03, 2012, 06:02:29 pm
So a clan should demand that all their members be distributed fairly on either side of the battle? Until the faction itself makes a proclamation stating they are going to war, individuals damn right have the freedom to sign for either side. Take it as you want but you're reading too much into the ideas of individuals.

Rinyar Castle.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Tears of Destiny on October 03, 2012, 06:23:01 pm
So a clan should demand that all their members be distributed fairly on either side of the battle? Until the faction itself makes a proclamation stating they are going to war, individuals damn right have the freedom to sign for either side. Take it as you want but you're reading too much into the ideas of individuals.


Having a faction claim that they are friendly but allowing their heavy-hitters sign up against you and claim zero-responsibility is poor diplomacy no matter how you choose to look at it, as it is a detriment to your faction via the actions of their members. If a faction is neutral then of course members signing up for whom they please is natural, but if a faction is trying to be friendly (or allied) with another then you better have no members signing up against. Anything els is a lack of competence and control by the leadership involved, making said faction a liability.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 03, 2012, 06:49:40 pm
Dynamike obviously hates goons. YOU'RE NO LONGER DYNAMITE MIKE!

I love my (friendly) goons, but I like to play the game too  :wink:


So a clan should demand that all their members be distributed fairly on either side of the battle?

Yes, or better yet not let them sign up at all. Welcome to diplomacy, young grasshopper.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 03, 2012, 07:21:56 pm
If a faction is neutral then of course members signing up for whom they please is natural, but if a faction is trying to be friendly (or allied) with another then you better have no members signing up against. Anything els is a lack of competence and control by the leadership involved, making said faction a liability.

That would be true if playing in a Strategus battle wasn't primarily about the personal benefits--namely, tons of fun, and loads of experience so you can retire fifteen times and get those masterwork smoke bombs you wanted so much.

It might be more important if you think the FCC birds are so much more talented than anyone else who fights that they are measured on a different scale, but that's an unreasonable approach to diplomacy, and most of them do, actually, die sometimes. I've seen it myself. In that case, though, you can't make the categorical claim that factions need to control their members when they're "friendly" (whatever the hell that means) with another faction, and you're picking on FCC.

In the case of an explicit public alliance, factions are essentially fighting as one faction, so it would make sense for the members of each faction only to sign up for their own side, but you should not assume that, "We do not hate you," means, "We will always fight for you and not your enemies."

(This is all completely restricted to mercenaries; obviously sending troops or goods or gold to the enemy would constitute aid.)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 03, 2012, 07:27:15 pm
Rinyar Castle.
I stand by my point. I dislike hospitallers so I personally signed up against them. Everyone else has their own reasons as well. This was not a faction provoking a war, merely individuals looking for a fair, fun and even fight. I can't speak for the reasons behind the actions of others, but those are mine.


Having a faction claim that they are friendly but allowing their heavy-hitters sign up against you and claim zero-responsibility is poor diplomacy no matter how you choose to look at it, as it is a detriment to your faction via the actions of their members. If a faction is neutral then of course members signing up for whom they please is natural, but if a faction is trying to be friendly (or allied) with another then you better have no members signing up against. Anything els is a lack of competence and control by the leadership involved, making said faction a liability.
All I've seen from FCC is looking for payment for their mercs, and flock to whoever pays better. It's as simple as that. Josho will eventually begin to think that FCC is doing it on purpose (they already do) and provoke a war because they signed up against them in force. Mercenary work is quite simple, and my point behind this is that whoever has the biggest purse gets the mercs. This isn't a breach of an alliance, neutrality or anything else. They're simply looking for coin and following the biggest pocket. This goes on an individual basis and hell, I'm not going to sign up for someone who is not paying me against willing to pay me 1000g. You'd have to be blind to say that it's a good deal to go to the free faction.

Yes, or better yet not let them sign up at all. Welcome to diplomacy, young grasshopper.
Have fun controlling the actions of (insert # of members) people. I sure as hell wouldn't follow anything you said if you forced me to sign up for someone who I dislike or who offers the least coin but hey, I guess that's why we have different views on how to lead a faction.

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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 03, 2012, 07:43:10 pm
That would be true if playing in a Strategus battle wasn't primarily about the personal benefits--namely, tons of fun, and loads of experience so you can retire fifteen times and get those masterwork smoke bombs you wanted so much.

THIS! and what kreczor just said, sums it up extremely well.

We tried over-controlling our members and it sucks for both them and us and makes the game unenjoyable as yous lowly get to the point you always fight on the same exact side every time and only for a few clans.  This mercing for our enemy makes you our enemy only became an imagined diplomatic insult in Strat 3.0.  Strat 1.0 everyone wanted the massive xp bonus and would fight for either side if it just got them in the battle as rosters were a lot easier to fill back then when battles were epic (unlike this weaker, watered-down versions of Strategus that followed transitioning more to trade/carebearing than actual epic warring).  In 2.0 it was annoying when good players from friendly factions signed up on other side, but it wasn't a declaration of war just annoying and we used to try to cajole and bribe them to join our side.

Then somewhere in 3.0 people got a little too serious and it became an act of war for some overly sensitive clans (see thread on Nords attacking SOA recently for having 3 of them merc agaisnt them in 1 fight).

FCC has and always will be about having fun as a loose collection of highly individualistic players and clans who have a lot of freedom to do their own thing while in our faction as long as its not major acts like attacking or raiding someone or stealing S&D or anything else on the Strategus map that adversely affects our relations with others.  Its the Strategus map that is the diplomatic relations connection not what happens on NA 3.

And I am mercing on my own for PhantomZero because I like the guy, he asked me nicely, and he has helped me out in the same capacity repeatedly in the past.  It has nothing to do with my faction's diplomatic relations with anyone, just my own personal relations with zero.  SO go ahead and over-dramatize it if you want, but we have no animosity to either side (the whole hating weeaboo thing was me trying to be funny, I actually am completely ambivalent).
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 03, 2012, 08:01:22 pm
Have fun controlling the actions of (insert # of members) people. I sure as hell wouldn't follow anything you said if you forced me to sign up for someone who I dislike or who offers the least coin but hey, I guess that's why we have different views on how to lead a faction.

Would be interesting how YOUR faction leader sees this...


as long as its not major acts like attacking or raiding someone or stealing S&D or anything else on the Strategus map that adversely affects our relations with others.

You are missing the point. Mercing for one faction against another IS a major act that adversely affects relations - if the signing up on one side is because it has been left open to the members or planned does not matter. A faction leader that cares about diplomacy will need to control that.


Don't get me wrong, I don't mind it either way, I like the battles and fighting good people. Just advising how I've seen diplomacy working in Strat.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 03, 2012, 08:06:31 pm
Fighting for whoever offers you the most coin makes you a mercenary (aka sellsword) it's not the actions of a soldier affiliated with a faction.  Letting your faction members sign up for whoever they want, also makes you highly unorganized, and seems counter-productive.  Either you are working towards a goal of bettering your faction, or you're not. 
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 03, 2012, 08:07:27 pm
I generally sign up for whoever I want unless there is some sort of alliance in place. That being said, you could see how the WHOLE faction signing up for one side could me misconstrued.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 03, 2012, 08:07:50 pm
Would be interesting how YOUR faction leader sees this...
If I don't like the person he wants me to sign for I decline to fight period. Simple as that.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 03, 2012, 08:09:53 pm
If I don't like the person he wants me to sign for I decline to fight period. Simple as that.

Tell us more about how you disobey your leader please.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Braeden on October 03, 2012, 08:12:35 pm
Tell us more about how you disobey your leader please.
Yes, what kind of faction could abide such a lack of following orders?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Matey on October 03, 2012, 08:56:42 pm
Please refer to this thread http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/fcc-mercanary-policy/new/#new which i recently bumped since people seem to be confused about it. FCC is aware that some people are going to get butt hurt when they see FCC members against them, and we accept that. We are prioritizing fun over "good" diplomacy. if we prioritized "good" diplomacy then most of our members would already have gotten bored and quit because we would have allied with 90% of the NA factions and stayed out of almost every battle that has happened so far. Despite what some people think, it is actually a lot easier in strat to ally everyone and have nice happy peace time than it is to stay independent.  But the FCC decided to prioritize fun and as a result we are seen as being "bad" diplomats. So as mentioned in the thread I linked... feel free to get butthurt about how we merc and then yell at us about it, but that will probably just inspire more of our members to want to sign up against you, so you might be better served in just shrugging it off and asking some of our members to fight for you instead. Either way, we aren't changing this policy because it is by far the most popular policy we have ever implemented in the clan EVER.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 03, 2012, 09:15:35 pm
I really want to post the cartman "Whatuva, I do what I want" picture, as I feel it's 100% relevant to Krec's posts, but I feel that would prob get me muted at this point.  Even though nobody else is following the diplomacy rules, and I even went and reported people in the Hospitaller allying with KUTT thread (which they didn't get punished for).  The only time people are getting punished is for posting pictures in diplomacy...all the other bullshit, one liners, shit talking, etc, is okay apparently.  The only rule they enforce for diplomacy section is the posting pictures it seems.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Canary on October 03, 2012, 09:15:51 pm
Fighting for whoever offers you the most coin makes you a mercenary (aka sellsword) it's not the actions of a soldier affiliated with a faction.

If your faction has no official relations to the side you're fighting for or against then you are in the fight for purely mercenary reasons, with very few exceptions.

Letting your faction members sign up for whoever they want, also makes you highly unorganized, and seems counter-productive.  Either you are working towards a goal of bettering your faction, or you're not.

This is assuming the outcome of the battle has a direct impact on the faction of every single merc fighting in it. Well, in the long run we've seen some instances where, yes, mercenaries signing for someone have influenced diplomatic relations, but in almost every circumstance it's due to a reaction based entirely on presumption of intent or some construed insult to sensibility, not the actual outcome itself.

If a faction is neutral and has expressed interest in staying neutral then is it really reasonable to flip out on them for signing en masse against you? That, too, is counter-productive, because that will just guarantee them continuing to sign against you and quite possibly bringing their own resources to bear against you.

At some point personal gain has to be considered, and it's completely unreasonable to expect people not to sign up for any strat battles unless it's against an enemy, especially now that the AI faction is gone. Assigning factions to sign up for on a case-by-case basis is not neutrality by definition, even for the factions that do care about every person who is mercing against them.

Would be interesting how YOUR faction leader sees this...
Tell us more about how you disobey your leader please.

We once had a fight over your putting words in my mouth.  Well, I still don't like it.

You are missing the point. Mercing for one faction against another IS a major act that adversely affects relations - if the signing up on one side is because it has been left open to the members or planned does not matter. A faction leader that cares about diplomacy will need to control that.

This depends entirely on the other factions involved. "Need" therefore is a strong word to use. It won't always have an adverse effect on relations. Also, a faction leader that cares about his members getting to fight battles would need to realize that in many situations playing into the diplomacy of roster-checks potentially removes a lot of the interest they'll have in the game, and denies them personal rewards as well.

If I don't like the person he wants me to sign for I decline to fight period. Simple as that.

This, realistically, is the extent of what someone could reasonably ask for when trying to accommodate the feelings of a memberbase who develops their own opinions independent of clan dictation. You can't make someone play the game when they don't want to.

The nature of Strategus sometimes requires a player to fight their friends, but they may still choose not to do so. It may not be the ideal situation for the faction they belong to, but for a faction, particularly an unassociated faction to ask a player to kill their friend can be cruel. If a clan asks someone to swap to the other side of a roster, there's more to consider than just diplomacy. Trying to keep people from playing the game is also bad form, it's better to use incentive - which is just what LLJK is doing.



The end of it is that there are some factions who truly care who is on their enemy's merc roster, and there are some that do not see the fault in having to fight members of whichever faction, and by that token allow their members to sign up as they see fit (and usually only to a certain point). It is very obvious how these two methodologies would clash and cause issues, but that doesn't make one a universal law. To force your beliefs on another in this way is the equivalent of trying to start a holy war. It inevitably will result in conflict either way, I guess.

Calradian religions? There's an idea.

Recklessness - members have freedom to sign where they will during times of neutrality and aren't forced to sign onto rosters against their will. Individuals are given personal responsibility for their signups.
and Formalism - a more rigid system of beliefs where the utmost reverence is paid to the results of a roster sheet. To place yourself onto one side is a declaration of intent that speaks beyond the individual.

There are merits and roleplay potentials for both...!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: dynamike on October 03, 2012, 09:17:18 pm
Please refer to this thread http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/fcc-mercanary-policy/new/#new which i recently bumped since people seem to be confused about it. FCC is aware that some people are going to get butt hurt when they see FCC members against them, and we accept that. We are prioritizing fun over "good" diplomacy. if we prioritized "good" diplomacy then most of our members would already have gotten bored and quit because we would have allied with 90% of the NA factions and stayed out of almost every battle that has happened so far. Despite what some people think, it is actually a lot easier in strat to ally everyone and have nice happy peace time than it is to stay independent.  But the FCC decided to prioritize fun and as a result we are seen as being "bad" diplomats. So as mentioned in the thread I linked... feel free to get butthurt about how we merc and then yell at us about it, but that will probably just inspire more of our members to want to sign up against you, so you might be better served in just shrugging it off and asking some of our members to fight for you instead. Either way, we aren't changing this policy because it is by far the most popular policy we have ever implemented in the clan EVER.

See, now here's a clear statement, including acknowledging the consequences.

I respect that.



Well, I still don't like it.

And I still really care what you think  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Spanish on October 03, 2012, 09:22:59 pm
I stand by my point. I dislike hospitallers so I personally signed up against them. Everyone else has their own reasons as well. This was not a faction provoking a war, merely individuals looking for a fair, fun and even fight.
It's okay guys excuse krec he has hard time getting over his love for me and other hosps and will eventually be brainwashed joining our righteous cause.

And I think kesh is right no one should be offended by the FCC when they fight on the other side because they are most likely still helping you win ;P

But this serous business and having a group or even a hero such as myself fight a clan that they are allied to may send the wrong message especially if you're leading the scoreboard and causing the most destruction and what not. I personally did not like fighting allies especially when it's a group and they fight well as a unit and make up the top 5 on the scoreboard. Always made me think how much gear and tickets would have been saved if they had just fought for us instead.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 03, 2012, 09:28:58 pm
I generally sign up for whoever I want unless there is some sort of alliance in place. That being said, you could see how the WHOLE faction signing up for one side could me misconstrued.

Or it could be that they like playing together, because, hey, look, they all joined the same faction. When one of mine signs up for a battle, before anyone else signs up, they ask which side they applied for, because playing together is fun. I'm pretty sure the only time a fight that doesn't include us or our allies (of which we have none) won't result in this sort of behavior is if KUTT is involved, in which case SWF would obviously sign up to fight for KUTT against anyone else who dare defy their manifest destiny.

And I think kesh is right no one should be offended by the FCC when they fight on the other side because they are most likely still helping you win ;P

On this note, SWF is offering to fight for your enemies, for a fee, given our members' performance thus far. You will have the opportunity to choose the Bronze (1:10), Silver (1:20), or Gold (1:30) KDR packages (which map directly to certain members fighting at their best). Additionally, pending availability of one member in particular, the Platinum (0) KDR package may suit you best, but it will cost you.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: oprah_winfrey on October 03, 2012, 09:40:37 pm
Or it could be that they like playing together, because, hey, look, they all joined the same faction. When one of mine signs up for a battle, before anyone else signs up, they ask which side they applied for, because playing together is fun. I'm pretty sure the only time a fight that doesn't include us or our allies (of which we have none) won't result in this sort of behavior is if KUTT is involved, in which case SWF would obviously sign up to fight for KUTT against anyone else who dare defy their manifest destiny.

misconstrue [ˌmɪskənˈstruː]
vb -strues, -struing, -strued
(tr) to interpret mistakenly
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Kreczor on October 03, 2012, 09:52:23 pm
It's okay guys excuse krec he has hard time getting over his love for me and other hosps and will eventually be brainwashed joining our righteous cause.

.... fuck you caught me I love valdian and spaniard and porksword and.... there's a lot of cool hosps god damnit :(

Where do I submit my app?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 03, 2012, 09:53:11 pm
misconstrue [ˌmɪskənˈstruː]
vb -strues, -struing, -strued
(tr) to interpret mistakenly

I was addressing the same people as were misconstruing the actions, and referring to your quote. It's apparent that the Josho Shogunate categorically defines that behavior as threatening, as you suggested, and I merely added the alternate viewpoint (which happens to be my own), which has not yet been represented.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Gmnotutoo on October 03, 2012, 10:10:52 pm
(Removed the quotes from others to show I'm not talking directly to anyone, but to make it a more general message for everyone.)
Let me quote Kalam, who gives a wonderfully accurate description of our role within strat.
The Call for Blood
...
 Soured by the vitriol in the hearts of both sides, the war took a turn for the worst. We had become men who didn't care for lofty ideas like honor, glory, and justice. We became men who only cared for blood- and the gods didn't protect the innocents who came between us and blood.
...

What is this sentence saying to all of you? For I can sum it up into one word: Warmongers. It seems with our departure in the Great Third War, many of you have forgotten what it was like to deal with the Free Companies of Calradia. We love battles! We love arguing! We love wars and attractive ladies (some like teh men). In the Great Second War we only had the first three days of peace and everyday after we were at war against many different Factions as well as Coalitions against us. Friends became enemies and enemies became friends in a chaotic flux that we didn't really care to understand, but accepted with glee. Our clan is leaderless so there is no single person in charge, but we naturally follow certain figureheads. We all come up with a plan of action together with everyone getting equal say and this is how we operate.

To quell are blood-thirst we have allowed any member to sign up for any faction and for any reason they desire, it is up to all of you to decide if recruiting our mercenaries is worth it or not. Do not judge our decisions because you disagree. If you were in our clan then you'd have an equal say just like every other member and could question this policy, because we actually consider the desires of our brethren first instead of worrying about everyone's feelings. We also completely understand this is not a favorable policy, but we allow it anyway. If you dislike it so much you that you wish war, well I'm sorry that it was taken personally but I'll see them on the battlefield and I hope we all obtain entry into Valhalla.

I'll be nice and explain rationally how other people get us to merc for them, it is pretty simple and only requires two things:
1. Don't treat the people you wish to recruit like donkey-poo.
2. If you're unable to abide the first step, then pay lots of gold.

We know this Great War will end at a random time, but a new one will spring up soon and honestly the only thing that really matters throughout all of this is the battles that took place. We don't want to say we didn't participate in this particular battle because some faction we barely knew felt threatened by it.


Edit: We will become complete soon, for Kalam will rejoin us. PRAISE BE TO THE GLORIOUS KALAM!!!!!!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 03, 2012, 10:13:54 pm
THIS x1000 (up arrow).

Also, that is a great sales pitch for joining the FCC - we are actively recruiting members and clans.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 03, 2012, 10:59:36 pm
Please refer to this thread http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/fcc-mercanary-policy/new/#new which i recently bumped since people seem to be confused about it. FCC is aware that some people are going to get butt hurt when they see FCC members against them, and we accept that. We are prioritizing fun over "good" diplomacy. if we prioritized "good" diplomacy then most of our members would already have gotten bored and quit because we would have allied with 90% of the NA factions and stayed out of almost every battle that has happened so far. Despite what some people think, it is actually a lot easier in strat to ally everyone and have nice happy peace time than it is to stay independent.  But the FCC decided to prioritize fun and as a result we are seen as being "bad" diplomats. So as mentioned in the thread I linked... feel free to get butthurt about how we merc and then yell at us about it, but that will probably just inspire more of our members to want to sign up against you, so you might be better served in just shrugging it off and asking some of our members to fight for you instead. Either way, we aren't changing this policy because it is by far the most popular policy we have ever implemented in the clan EVER.

As much as I like this, I actively went to your TS to get mercs for a battle as a go between for another faction and Kesh told me straight up: Sorry we aren't going to put people against this faction A cause we are friends. Guess what, 6 FCC signed for the Faction A side while 1 signed up for the Faction B side but did not show up.

Based on this experience, your "merc policy" is not as "Free" as you would wish. You STILL put Diplomacy behind who you merc for over fun.

Now as for mercing in general. If you have a large portion of your clan fight for 1 side or another(by large i'll use TKOV for the example. 80 members, if 10 sign up against someone, that is a large chunk of their member base and should be constituted as a hostile action), I see no reason WHY you shouldn't consider that a hostile intent.(since roster sizes cap out at 55 i think, 1/5 of a roster being of a single clan is hostile intent)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 03, 2012, 11:09:16 pm
As much as I like this, I actively went to your TS to get mercs for a battle as a go between for another faction and Kesh told me straight up: Sorry we aren't going to put people against this faction A cause we are friends.

Even if FCC isn't actually neutral, others may be.

6 FCC signed for the Faction A side while 1 signed up for the Faction B side but did not show up.

This behavior corresponds to both allied and completely neutral behavior.

Now as for mercing in general. If you have a large portion of your clan fight for 1 side or another(by large i'll use TKOV for the example. 80 members, if 10 sign up against someone, that is a large chunk of their member base and should be constituted as a hostile action), I see no reason WHY you shouldn't consider that a hostile intent.(since roster sizes cap out at 55 i think, 1/5 of a roster being of a single clan is hostile intent)

First of all, you can't interpret "portion of the roster" at all. That will vary with faction size, and the mercenaries have no control over that. All your number means is that TKoV players are highly valued fighters.

Secondly, you don't actually know if they signed up for only one side or not. Sometimes they sign up for both, but the one who cares more, or spends more of their time at work browsing the cRPG website, will get more people who sign up for both sides.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Spanish on October 03, 2012, 11:34:17 pm
All I know is that fighting for which ever side is blasphemous and as such these heretics deserve to burn with their filthy ways. Bunch of heathens allowing members to choose which side they fight for what do you think this is, America?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 03, 2012, 11:43:38 pm
Even if FCC isn't actually neutral, others may be.

This behavior corresponds to both allied and completely neutral behavior.

First of all, you can't interpret "portion of the roster" at all. That will vary with faction size, and the mercenaries have no control over that. All your number means is that TKoV players are highly valued fighters.

Secondly, you don't actually know if they signed up for only one side or not. Sometimes they sign up for both, but the one who cares more, or spends more of their time at work browsing the cRPG website, will get more people who sign up for both sides.

You must be new here son, but when you have a faction sign up en masse against you, it is ALWAYS with hostile intent. If a single clan signs up en masse then they are throwing a significant investment into seeing you win(or lose) that battle and most people take that in bad light. Small numbers, yes that's not a big thing, but significant numbers matters.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: A_potted_plant on October 03, 2012, 11:52:19 pm
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A lot of the time, I at least listen to Kesh because he's the usually the only one who's paying attention to anything in strat.  Naturally, that will favor people who Kesh favors because a lot of us really don't care who we're fighting.  I mean, a lot of the clan has their own biases (Frodo easily comes to mind.  I'm pretty sure he hates everyone), I for example will rarely ever sign against LLJK, but I find a lot of the time, aside from recommendations on who to fight for (Since a lot of us still like TKoV, for example, many will likely not sign against them), a lot of us simply sign for both sides to get accepted.  Malicious is an easy example of this, as he routinely fought against us in strat.  Blondekhan as well, because he's usually too late to be accepted because he doesn't know when battles are happening until he notices TS is mostly empty.  Redarrows will fight anything...

I mean, we're all people here.  Of course we're going to have our preferences.  And yes, we're not at all that neutral, but I don't think anyone here will willingly sign for somebody with the intent to sabotage them (well, I wouldn't put it past Kesh.)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 12:02:45 am
I was addressing the same people as were misconstruing the actions, and referring to your quote. It's apparent that the Josho Shogunate categorically defines that behavior as threatening, as you suggested, and I merely added the alternate viewpoint (which happens to be my own), which has not yet been represented.

Which behavior? This?
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Or this?
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Or just specific clans signing up exclusively against our faction? Yeah all of this stuff is kinda threatening. Two members of the FCC have declared war, they have exclusively merced against us, etc, etc. I just simply asked if the FCC was allied with LLJK, because it seemed they were more upset about the war than even LLJK was. It was just a question, not a statement. Then it turned to all of this  :rolleyes:.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Matey on October 04, 2012, 12:13:47 am
As much as I like this, I actively went to your TS to get mercs for a battle as a go between for another faction and Kesh told me straight up: Sorry we aren't going to put people against this faction A cause we are friends. Guess what, 6 FCC signed for the Faction A side while 1 signed up for the Faction B side but did not show up.

Based on this experience, your "merc policy" is not as "Free" as you would wish. You STILL put Diplomacy behind who you merc for over fun.

Now as for mercing in general. If you have a large portion of your clan fight for 1 side or another(by large i'll use TKOV for the example. 80 members, if 10 sign up against someone, that is a large chunk of their member base and should be constituted as a hostile action), I see no reason WHY you shouldn't consider that a hostile intent.(since roster sizes cap out at 55 i think, 1/5 of a roster being of a single clan is hostile intent)


interesting. well feel free to try again and if kesh whines, just call him a jerkface and point him at the FCC merc policy thread.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 04, 2012, 12:14:54 am
A lot of the time, I at least listen to Kesh because he's the usually the only one who's paying attention to anything in strat.  Naturally, that will favor people who Kesh favors because a lot of us really don't care who we're fighting.  I mean, a lot of the clan has their own biases (Frodo easily comes to mind.  I'm pretty sure he hates everyone), I for example will rarely ever sign against LLJK, but I find a lot of the time, aside from recommendations on who to fight for (Since a lot of us still like TKoV, for example, many will likely not sign against them), a lot of us simply sign for both sides to get accepted.  Malicious is an easy example of this, as he routinely fought against us in strat.  Blondekhan as well, because he's usually too late to be accepted because he doesn't know when battles are happening until he notices TS is mostly empty.  Redarrows will fight anything...

I mean, we're all people here.  Of course we're going to have our preferences.  And yes, we're not at all that neutral, but I don't think anyone here will willingly sign for somebody with the intent to sabotage them (well, I wouldn't put it past Kesh.)

Well, I guess that means that as a clan you guys wouldn't put stuff beyond the ability of kesh to do :lol: Anyways, I'm veering off topic now and I believe the FCC recruitment policy is generally good, but yes, you guys will sign up for TKOV, CHAOS, ETC more readily than lets say....HOSP. I myself have a policy of Apply both sides and fight for gold.(no one ever pays. People need to pay more or i'll call down the nukes with my ghosts!)

Currently, the only faction that I'd merc for above all else would be NORDS as they are the ONLY ones to actually pay me for my services. Regardless of who they fight, They got MY sword for that. Will fight any day for the Goat Lord too now.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Huey Newton on October 04, 2012, 12:24:21 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/'i-used-to-own-him-as-cav'/ (http://forum.meleegaming.com/spam/'i-used-to-own-him-as-cav'/)
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: ednos on October 04, 2012, 01:11:57 am
You must be new here son, but when you have a faction sign up en masse against you, it is ALWAYS with hostile intent. If a single clan signs up en masse then they are throwing a significant investment into seeing you win(or lose) that battle and most people take that in bad light. Small numbers, yes that's not a big thing, but significant numbers matters.

I am new here, but I'm not your son, and neither of those trivia are relevant. SWF has signed up for both sides "en masse", but it just so happened that we were all taken by a single side because that side was more vigilant on the roster page (or less aware of how bad we are) than the other side.

I'm saying that unless you can prove someone's application was tilted by selecting only one side, your argument doesn't really hold water. This isn't specific to this community; this is a logical analysis of the tools on the website. You don't have all of the data necessary to support your claims until the roster indicates whether or not each mercenary applied for both sides. Maybe that would be a good feature, or maybe not; either way, that's not the current situation.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 04, 2012, 02:51:53 am
Auphelia, I applied to your battle, but I had to cancel my application.  I've been banned for a day, so I do apologize.  Good luck.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 04, 2012, 03:46:28 am
As much as I like this, I actively went to your TS to get mercs for a battle as a go between for another faction and Kesh told me straight up: Sorry we aren't going to put people against this faction A cause we are friends. Guess what, 6 FCC signed for the Faction A side while 1 signed up for the Faction B side but did not show up.

Based on this experience, your "merc policy" is not as "Free" as you would wish. You STILL put Diplomacy behind who you merc for over fun.

I mean, a lot of the clan has their own biases (Frodo easily comes to mind.  I'm pretty sure he hates everyone), I for example will rarely ever sign against LLJK, but I find a lot of the time, aside from recommendations on who to fight for (Since a lot of us still like TKoV, for example, many will likely not sign against them), a lot of us simply sign for both sides to get accepted. 

You asked us to sign up for a fight.  I assumed it was for tkov (you were not part of either side's clan) and asked if anyone wanted to fight in the tkov battle.  Realizing my misinterpretation of what you asked you corrected me on which side.  I told you we don't really merc against TKOV we have fought alongside them so much.  I apologized, you said it was fine, you were not even in the clan on the other side, just thought you would ask.  I said sorry againm about the confusion and you left.  Like Potted plant mentioned - a lot of us really like TKov and you picked the one clan you don't want to ask FCC members to sign up against because we have way too many close friends in TKOV and at best we will sit out.

Not really anything diplomacy related like you are saying just a matter of being well-liked by our clan members.  Like we have mentioned before - what works for individual FCC members is be nice to FCC members and become friends or at least ask politely and they will sign up for you or just outright buy their services with average pay (25-100 gold seems pretty reasonable to me, more/less based on performance)

P.S. I thought it interesting you intentionally omitted that it was tkov.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 04, 2012, 04:33:52 am
You asked us to sign up for a fight.  I assumed it was for tkov (you were not part of either side's clan) and asked if anyone wanted to fight in the tkov battle.  Realizing my misinterpretation of what you asked you corrected me on which side.  I told you we don't really merc against TKOV we have fought alongside them so much.  I apologized, you said it was fine, you were not even in the clan on the other side, just thought you would ask.  I said sorry againm about the confusion and you left.  Like Potted plant mentioned - a lot of us really like TKov and you picked the one clan you don't want to ask FCC members to sign up against because we have way too many close friends in TKOV and at best we will sit out.

Not really anything diplomacy related like you are saying just a matter of being well-liked by our clan members.  Like we have mentioned before - what works for individual FCC members is be nice to FCC members and become friends or at least ask politely and they will sign up for you or just outright buy their services with average pay (25-100 gold seems pretty reasonable to me, more/less based on performance)

P.S. I thought it interesting you intentionally omitted that it was tkov.

Well you are correct in everything said. As said, I was go between, and that was the reaction i got. But considering strat iterations, etc, you signing up for tkov is not surprising in the least. I wanted to avoid naming factions and the battle, hence why i left it ambiguous so that people didn't start pointing fingers at 1 faction etc.(cause anyone reading that could have assumed several different factions.)

Still will come in and ask you guys for mercs. Though I wish people would pay me the gold I request for strat battles. I mean 1g isn't hard to do, not like you can't make that in 1 hour....
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MAID_AMELIA_BEDILIA on October 04, 2012, 04:45:17 am
I always ask for exactly 65,535 gold.  Someday someone is going to pay it  :cry:

As for you, samurais!  Good fights!  Your two-handed hero-armed heroes are a blast to fight!  I'd sign up for you if only your enemies were not one of BIRD CLAN's most loyal vassals!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 04, 2012, 05:30:08 am
Well you are correct in everything said. As said, I was go between, and that was the reaction i got. But considering strat iterations, etc, you signing up for tkov is not surprising in the least. I wanted to avoid naming factions and the battle, hence why i left it ambiguous so that people didn't start pointing fingers at 1 faction etc.(cause anyone reading that could have assumed several different factions.)

Still will come in and ask you guys for mercs. Though I wish people would pay me the gold I request for strat battles. I mean 1g isn't hard to do, not like you can't make that in 1 hour....

Looked up and found the fight you did for me.  Paid you 50 gold.  Thanks for reminding me.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Hobb on October 04, 2012, 05:40:18 am
VELUCAN EMPIRE YOU ASS FACES


and we dont give a shit who merc against us
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 06:29:59 am
I always ask for exactly 65,535 gold.  Someday someone is going to pay it  :cry:

As for you, samurais!  Good fights!  Your two-handed hero-armed heroes are a blast to fight!  I'd sign up for you if only your enemies were not one of BIRD CLAN's most loyal vassals!

So LLJK is your most loyal vassals?  :?
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 04, 2012, 06:30:09 am
As for you, samurais!  Good fights!  Your two-handed hero-armed heroes are a blast to fight!  I'd sign up for you if only your enemies were not one of BIRD CLAN's most loyal vassals!

orly? Nice to know that someone's being honest.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 04, 2012, 06:45:58 am
LLJK and BIRD CLAN are in a constant state of civil war. Until such time as an outside force threatens us, then we fight together as one against the aggressor.

"I against my brother, my brothers and I against my cousins, my cousins and I against strangers"
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 04, 2012, 07:49:20 am
Looked up and found the fight you did for me.  Paid you 50 gold.  Thanks for reminding me.

Oh much appreciated. I wish others were more reasonable and would pay mercs for their services.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Smoothrich on October 04, 2012, 08:05:02 am
i honestly forgot that you can pay for mercs in strat again, i could care less about 50g in strat gold i'm only in it to kill ppl and pad my strat performance score

if anyone wishes to reward my honorable KDs every battle I will give you my paypal for real payment
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: partyboy on October 04, 2012, 08:14:08 am
Only BIRD CLAN is allowed to consume LLJK
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Smoothrich on October 04, 2012, 08:19:12 am
Only BIRD CLAN is allowed to consume LLJK

as long as you regurgitate LLJK into my mouth as I wait in your nest
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 08:21:36 am
i honestly forgot that you can pay for mercs in strat again, i could care less about 50g in strat gold i'm only in it to kill ppl and pad my strat performance score

if anyone wishes to reward my honorable KDs every battle I will give you my paypal for real payment

Next battle i pay you 20 bux to sign up for Weeaboo team and TK them all.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: MURDERTRON on October 04, 2012, 09:56:16 am
It should be noted that BRD clan is not BIRD clan.  There are many technicalities involved here.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 09:59:14 am
It should be noted that BRD clan is not BIRD clan.  There are many technicalities involved here.

Yeah try to get stupid Weeaboos to understand that.  Ignorant and ego trippin.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 10:54:54 am
It should be noted that BRD clan is not BIRD clan.  There are many technicalities involved here.

They use the FCC banner right? This is like saying the Ninja clan or Red Lotus will exclusively be going to war with a faction and that their alliance will take absolutely no responsibility yet will be mercing and providing troops/gear for them or the means to obtain them.

Anyways that is three threats of war against the Josho Shogunate by FCC members. Excuse me if I have miscounted.
I don't think there are any other alliances that large that allow members to just go to wars without the consent of their leaders. I assume since FCC hasn't declared war and has been arguing their neutral stance, that they did not give permission for their members to declare war. Usually clan members get kicked out for that sort of thing. Regardless of what is said or done, at the end of the day every member who raises your banner represents your clan. If too many members of a clan are trolls, then the clan will be seen as a troll clan. If too many members are unskillful, then the clan will be seen as a noob clan. If a clan is going to allow their members to declare war on neutral factions across the map for shits and giggles, then the clan should be held accountable for it. There is no leadership shown in sitting idly by while letting alliance members freely declare war (serious or not).

At first I figured we were all just having fun trolling each other, and then when I saw people taking it seriously I apologized and tried to present myself in a more respectable manner. Now things are just getting out of hand. The Josho Shogunate is a new alliance, and I've not dealt with this much diplomacy so I'm not use to what is common ground, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone let faction members declare war in such a manner, nor have I seen officers of said faction sit idly by and refuse to neutralize the hostilities. It seems like I'm suppose to just ignore these blatant threats, but as someone who respects their alliance, I can not.

That being said, I ask Kesh or whoever is the FCC diplomat to speak with me tomorrow and see if we can clear things up. I would have done that today, but I have been busy (now I'm assuming it is too late). Anyways, thank you for your understanding.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 11:02:45 am
They use the FCC banner right? This is like saying the Ninja clan or Red Lotus will exclusively be going to war with a faction and that their alliance will take absolutely no responsibility yet will be mercing and providing troops/gear for them or the means to obtain them.

Anyways that is three threats of war against the Josho Shogunate by FCC members. Excuse me if I have miscounted.
I don't think there are any other alliances that large that allow members to just go to wars without the consent of their leaders. I assume since FCC hasn't declared war and has been arguing their neutral stance, that they did not give permission for their members to declare war. Usually clan members get kicked out for that sort of thing. Regardless of what is said or done, at the end of the day every member who raises your banner represents your clan. If too many members of a clan are trolls, then the clan will be seen as a troll clan. If too many members are unskillful, then the clan will be seen as a noob clan. If a clan is going to allow their members to declare war on neutral factions across the map for shits and giggles, then the clan should be held accountable for it. There is no leadership shown in sitting idly by while letting alliance members freely declare war (serious or not).

At first I figured we were all just having fun trolling each other, and then when I saw people taking it seriously I apologized and tried to present myself in a more respectable manner. Now things are just getting out of hand. The Josho Shogunate is a new alliance, and I've not dealt with this much diplomacy so I'm not use to what is common ground, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone let faction members declare war in such a manner, nor have I seen officers of said faction sit idly by and refuse to neutralize the hostilities. It seems like I'm suppose to just ignore these blatant threats, but as someone who respects their alliance, I can not.

That being said, I ask Kesh or whoever is the FCC diplomat to speak with me tomorrow and see if we can clear things up. I would have done that today, but I have been busy (now I'm assuming it is too late). Anyways, thank you for your understanding.

BIRD CLAN IS NOT FCC AFFILIATED! BIRD CLAN IS INDEPENDENT. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD. I thought sushi were supposed to make you smart.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 12:15:28 pm
Yeah, Kogado has nothing to do with the Josho Shogunate, they just use the banner.

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Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 12:22:40 pm
Yeah, Kogado has nothing to do with the Josho Shogunate, they just use the banner.


You're retarded. First of all BRD is NOT i repeat not affiliated whatsoever with FCC. It's like comparing Hospitallers to Templars.


BRD IS INDEPENDENT. PERIOD. And if you won't get this through your head then i'd have a hard time seeing you get it through your head that you'll get steamrolled in Strat.

Also it seems you aren't aware of what BIRD clan is either for that matter.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 12:40:05 pm
The main reason I persist in this war against LLJK is because of you Berenger. Peace could have been negotiated.  :|

You are very good at trolling, I know you take great pride in that, and I mean this as a compliment.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 12:44:07 pm
The main reason I persist in this war against LLJK is because of you Berenger. Peace could have been negotiated.  :|

You are very good at trolling, I know you take great pride in that, and I mean this as a compliment.

Lies. You hate goons. You want Jameyyed and you think you can do what Shogunates from Strat 2.0 couldn't do with more allies than you got at the moment(Remnants, Chevaliers merc support and what not, NH merc support whatever).
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 12:46:25 pm
I don't hate goons. I like a few of them. Amatsuka for example, I'm friends with him on steam lol.
And I had a friendly conversation with Phantom tonight about trying to get each other to surrender and commit seppuku  :lol:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: LordBerenger on October 04, 2012, 12:51:35 pm
I'm not going to commit seppuku......
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Auphilia on October 04, 2012, 12:54:36 pm
You aren't asked to :P
Phantom was


How about me and PhantomZero duel in open battle for all to see, and the victorious claims all the lands of the defeated who will disband all armies and be exiled from the desert?

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 04, 2012, 01:39:16 pm
You aren't asked to :P
Phantom was


How about me and PhantomZero duel in open battle for all to see, and the victorious claims all the lands of the defeated who will disband all armies and be exiled from the desert?

 :mrgreen:

No.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: PhantomZero on October 04, 2012, 03:21:47 pm
The shameful Josho Shogunate would attack peaceful and defenseless refugees fleeing their tyranny after they razed Ayn Assuadi. Their dishonor knows no bounds!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Keshian on October 04, 2012, 03:40:25 pm
Yeah, Kogado has nothing to do with the Josho Shogunate, they just use the banner.

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I think I should clear some things for you since you are a newer faction. 

1) BIRD clan is best clan - there are members from almost every clan in Strategus in it, its unique, its separate, and it is decidely not FCC, though we would proud to be considered the vassals of GodKing_Paryboy_of_BIRD, the founder and ruler of all Calradian factions

2)  Threats???  Are you serious??  Stop getting worked up about 1 or 2 people trolling you.  You have this massive chip on your shoulder - its why leaders make bad diplomats in general, they take things way too seriously, instead of just trolling back the trollers or ignoring them

3) I asked people last night to sign up for both sides even though you failed to make an appaearance on our ts, while PhantomZero contacted us asking for mercs and you got Frodo_BRD, one of our best 2handers, but its a tough sell when the other side actually bothers to take the time to talk to you and offers gold so more people signed up for other side and Frodo got annoyed because like a lot of our members he likes to fight on the same side that the others are fighting on.

4)You seriously need to cool down, you are alienating a lot of clans, not just ours, by doing accusations and angry retorts on the forums instead of just talking to people on ts (believe me I am guilty of this too, I was not the diplomat for fcc with good reason) - there is where having someone separate be diplomat would really make sense, because you need someone to play good cop to your bad cop right now and most people you will talk to already have a bad first impression of your clan from the way you have talked in-game and on the forums
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: BaleOhay on October 04, 2012, 03:52:08 pm
I am on steam (baleohay) if anyone wants me to merc for them or talk diplomacy or swap cookie recipes ...
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Hobb on October 04, 2012, 04:34:51 pm
Who would want to talk to you bale, your a creepy old man

Wants my cookies, sickkoo!!!
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Spanish on October 04, 2012, 05:20:10 pm
Obviously the only clan he cares about is us hosps! But this thread has gone on forever -______-
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Lt_Anders on October 04, 2012, 05:35:32 pm
Auph, you should lock this thread. It's starting to vear off into no mans land.

Lets just have war and be done with it.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Emotion on October 04, 2012, 06:36:14 pm
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR.
Title: Re: 豚 聖戦 [Buta Seisen]
Post by: Ptolemy on October 04, 2012, 06:39:05 pm
Agreed, lock this thread, the trolling is becoming unbearable.