It's even worse to see 4/5 of the map owned by one faction only that doesn't cease to exist.
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I don't if it's my broken english or simply the thing I wanted to say that confused you. Probably both did. But yeah, Switch knows what I mean : europeans players would love to get back something called EU strat map instead of playing with a latency superior to 120. Won't happen sadly.
I see no need to poop on any chests, however i was thinking about making a sex and waffle shop in veluca so you have that to look forward to.
Just one? We had three of those in the high times of the Emperor God King Robert.
As well as other variations of that theme.
In any case, if MB/KbW doesn't make a move by this time next month, I'll attack them myself! (cuz tasa powa/fear the tasa)
Its all about the quality of the sex and the waffles, and the fact that your can have a waffle in a waffle just makes everything better.
we'll play the game how we like, ty. and you can continue to play the game how you like (sucking at diplomacy
too much diplomacy in this mod\community. i was under the impression strat wasn't a crpg version of sid meier's civilization, where there are multiple ways to win the game. kinda thought this was a war sim, am i wrong? if i am right, i am pretty sure that means ur GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE EVENTUALLY, either through conquest or being attacked, ur going to have to fight sometime.
I see no need to poop on any chests, however i was thinking about making a sex and waffle shop in veluca so you have that to look forward to.someone say waffles?
I'm not saying we want to continue trading for the rest of strat. I'm just saying that if we wanted to, we could. Also, suck one
You're basically right, there was a time when the economy was simple and building armies took damn near no effort. Increasing gear prices, complicating the economical system, and the return of AI fiefs has essentially turned the game into diplomacy simulator 2014.
I kind of like it. I think it's overboard. But it's really fucking hard to throw an army together. Especially for a 5-7 man faction like BC. But the challenge makes it that much more interesting. Every battle counts. Every penny counts. I enjoy that part.
I kind of like it. I think it's overboard. But it's really fucking hard to throw an army together. Especially for a 5-7 man faction like BC. But the challenge makes it that much more interesting. Every battle counts. Every penny counts. I enjoy that part.
I kind of like it. I think it's overboard. But it's really fucking hard to throw an army together. Especially for a 5-7 man faction like BC. But the challenge makes it that much more interesting. Every battle counts. Every penny counts. I enjoy that part.Every penny counts... I think the jewing should stay in the marketplace, for ripping poor unknowing players off of their +1's,+2's,+3's. Strat isnt the jew simulator, the marketplace is for that.
Lol Aldo, I poke you in TS and ask about strat but never one response. How about Ill suck everyone like James and you can suck me. Learn to Diplo dip shit
too much diplomacy in this mod\community. i was under the impression strat wasn't a crpg version of sid meier's civilization, where there are multiple ways to win the game. kinda thought this was a war sim, am i wrong? if i am right, i am pretty sure that means ur GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE EVENTUALLY, either through conquest or being attacked, ur going to have to fight sometime.
yeah its all up to you, and noone but you can determine the pace you go at. but, you really want to be "that" clan that sits around and waits to be attacked? wouldnt look so bad on ya if you were say...Rhalzo
but your not Rhalzo, your not building up to an empire, YOU HAVE one already built. a big one. just my useless 2 cents im not trying to provoke anyone, i still love MB lads.
In other words:
It is worse that UIF holds 4/5 of the map and just does not cease to exist, which would make EU more attractive for many people.
Sorry for the late Quote buhhat YOU ARE PLAYING WITH GREY BANNER often too, i bet it is for x5 and dont lie
For the record, Rhalzo and I, yes only two people, now three cause Rhuarc came back to us, have taken a village and castle by ourselves. We have no choice but to do constant trade runs as only a two person faction but it's paying off now because after doing it all strat I have finally obtained shiny army status which means, I'll be going for something again soon!(click to show/hide)
For the record, Rhalzo and I, yes only two people, now three cause Rhuarc came back to us, have taken a village and castle by ourselves. We have no choice but to do constant trade runs as only a two person faction but it's paying off now because after doing it all strat I have finally obtained shiny army status which means, I'll be going for something again soon!That is really awesome. I know, because me and Dirk have been running a two man faction since the beginning. True, we were in Acre, but only cuz we needed enemies. We are so beloved by all that people would rather surrender their castles and fiefs rather than fight us. In Acre, as you all know, we just did our own thing, fighting King James' (the one true King of Calradia (well, Maybe King Alligator too... and anyone else with a 'King' in front of their name)) enemies with our own armies. Out of my ten battles, Acre reinforced me twice (which was greatly appreciated). Everything else was mine.
Brygann or whatever please shut up, you've gotten most of your shit from james and have hardly done anything yourselves. Acre is finished btw, just caught wind that james cried his ass off and is about to give away his fiefs to another faction.Nut sure if tru, if it is tru I want to read roleplay of glorious acre selling out and leaving before the shrekoning...maybe I right it myself
Nut sure if tru, if it is tru I want to read roleplay of glorious acre selling out and leaving before the shrekoning...maybe I right it myself
honestly this strat just fucking blows, everyone blows, we all fucking blow
but...NO THIS CANT BE TRUE! ...TOOKYOURBOOTS was ALDO the WHOLE TIME? I don't know if I care to live anymore
Please continue to refer to the entirety of KbW, as Aldo. We all know I am the supreme dictator. In fact, I actually just have 60 accounts, and move them all/make forum posts all myself.
Summary: The squids have a lot of support from the shadows.
So James, where is our reinforcement you promised when we entered this war "Ohh I can provide you guys with tickets".
Was that another lie too? Just curious, we're having fun keeping track of your lies.
honestly i have to just level with you here, aldo
you're factions pretty fucking disappointing
All their armies came out of Ichamur, they went in naked and came out shiny and heavy. But Im sure they went there naked with silver enough to equip their 4k troops. Im sure Ichamur wasnt informed or knew anything, I mean anyone can send 4k troops into another clans fief and not inform them of their intentions. Im sure Ichamur dont even know the britts, perhaps they havent even noticed them coming to the steppes from EU.
Im also sure that squids havent attacked the traders in the steppes simply because they dont trade, gold and silver just grow on the ground there.
And cutting off all trade to EU for all clans except those that are cool and splendid chaps has nothing to do with the embargo on acres or ghe attack on shulus, I mean a bunch of clans having cut off all major bonus for every other clan on the map outside their circle of friends wouldnt be something someone would think off, would it?
Why would some gruop wanna make good gold while their enemies made shitgold? Nah, Im sure their is no such understanding between the clans I refer to, not sure Im reffering to any clan actually......nah, time for my meds and my tinfoil hat seeing conspracies everywhere.......silly me
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where you getting your info man. They were not in ich and they certainly did not get equiped by us. I will say again if we want to fight we will come ourselves and smack your mouth. We leave the shadow puppet fighting to others.
Okay, Jesus christ calm down, I passed through Ichamur like 2-3 days ago to Buy Morningstars and Long Mauls and that's it.. No need for conspiracy theories hahahahaWasn't that like what squids did with us and bro's? xD
where you getting your info man. They were not in ich and they certainly did not get equiped by us. I will say again if we want to fight we will come ourselves and smack your mouth. We leave the shadow puppet fighting to others.
Wasn't that like what squids did with us and bro's? xD
I don't know about anything else, but I know that "Kesh" told the EU bastards to come over here.-A very reliable strat leader that everyone trusts told me this. About the other stuff, well that's open air.
At least, I think everyone trusts him.
It's funny because Super Friends got just as many votes as Acre, and the Squids got the most overall. Why even bother putting them on the poll if you won't attack them?
It's funny because Super Friends got just as many votes as Acre, and the Squids got the most overall. Why even bother putting them on the poll if you won't attack them?
I don't know what they did to you?Bro's were moving an army from EU to NA and moved past Shulus and squids said we setup their army so we would get all of NA against us
Bro's were moving an army from EU to NA and moved past Shulus and squids said we setup their army so we would get all of NA against us
Oh yeah, cheers. I'm Surprised Grandmom thought we got our armies from Kesh, when he knows we've been trading for a couple months, we're not that incompetent :lol:Guess we'll see what you have in the battle :wink:
Guess we'll see what you have in the battle :wink:
?You guys have to understand something. There's a lot of signs that point to a Squid alliance that has been lurking under the surface for the entire round. If I was in charge of a faction in a hard to access area like the steppes, and I wanted to be a free trade fief, I'd be really pissed to see access cut off by a specific group. When you limit the access for traders, you infringe on my economy. That's why people jumped up and warned the squids that any kind of embargo on Acre wasn't going to work. Sure, attack Acre's traders, but when you start picking fights with other factions' traders, well, you're using that shovel. Similar concept applies.
That's the past. The present... one of those Steppe factions has marched three shiny armies out of the steppes against Acre. 'Oh but that's what was voted on.' Bullshit. It had garnered what, 17 votes? How many of those votes came from the squids specifically? Think about it. How many active forum warriors do the Squids have?
Last point regards the future. It will be very interesting to see what kind of gear exists in those shiny armies. Did a portion of it leak out of Ichamur? It wouldn't surprise me. And I know the argument of, 'Well they're EU with EU connections and access..' Can and will come up. However, this is a faction that ran from the UIF, should have had at least some of it's trade cut off, and has boasted a very small amount of members. So... how could they REALLY get the gear that we will probably see.
Summary: The squids have a lot of support from the shadows. They whined because that support was STAYING in the shadows, and started to lose. One of those factions is finally coming out of the cracks, and now as a result, the little chiahuahuas are going to get mouthy again.
I don't know about anything else, but I know that "Kesh" told the EU bastards to come over here
It's funny because Super Friends got just as many votes as Acre, and the Squids got the most overall. Why even bother putting them on the poll if you won't attack them?
What Phoenix said, the poll was a fun poll. (As you can see, read the fine print of the post I did when I implemented that poll)
We have our own intentions, we do not need people telling us who to attack or what to do.
You'll see the gear we have in the battle, then would you like to visit Tulga and see the gear we loomed there?
Lol, so this is what it's like to have retarded made-up accusations thrown at you. Next time the community really needs to find one that's not so easy to disprove by literally looking at the gear we spawn with.
If we couldnt make 2 well armed forces in several months of trade, that'd be kinda embarrassing.
*edit* also lol at people taking that poll seriously.
Yeah that's fine we figured people would probably say that after the event anyway. People always treat strat like a block-war, and if it ever isnt one they try to turn it into one, i'm used to that.
I'm more interested in the idea that Kesh seems to be the only guy NA who can make armies, and that anything above peasant gear must have been a gift from Kesh the almighty. Guys i know Kesh is like a God to you but this is even more hero-worship than normal.
Well there's always future targets. But surely attacking you would have given the same response?
anders james and no grandmom all drinking the crazy juice. As for astralis fighting squids really well... I just do not see that. You defended a very strong castle and according to arowaine with his troops and gear help or you would be homeless.
heskey tells it correctly we are not allied and have not worked together. They attacked a target near them it makes the most sense with travel times. Not many factions are willing to spend 2 weeks to cross the map in a coordinated way to attack another faction. It gives to much time for them to regroup if you fail, and warning if they have people watching the map.
anders, james, and now grandmom are all drinking the crazy juice. As for astralis fighting squids really well... I just do not see that. You defended a very strong castle and according to arowaine with his troops and gear to help or you would be homeless.
heskey tells it correctly, we are not allied and have not worked together. They attacked a target near them. It makes the most sense with travel times in this game. Not many factions are willing to spend 2 weeks to cross the map in a coordinated way and attack another faction. It gives to much time for them to regroup if you fail, and warning if they have people watching the map.
Something Anders won't understand.
no idea who your sources are but I will tell you the truth when asked. So feel free. I do not waist time lying to people in a game. It is just not something i do. Also ask anyone who has gone to war with us (besides lco, since I never have talked to any of them) and they will tell you I am very reasonable and try to help out if I see things going poorly for them. being honest and straight forward has also kept me in the good graces of a ton of people in the community even after fcc has gone to war with them. Not always something easy to achieve in this game of hate.
Do not get me wrong I am not a saint and I definitely ruffle some feathers (goretooth hates me with a passion, not exactly sure why but I embrace it)
what exactly are you accusing us of?
I will try and help some
Are we allied with squids. Sort of. We do not trade with each-other or talk strategy or movements. We are friendly and merc for eachother without being asked. That is about the extent of it. We see them being set on from all sides and it does not sit well with us.
Are we allied with the brits.. nope not at all. We are not trade partners. We have not given them any goods or gold.
Are we applied with gforce? Nope. In fact we actually worked against them early in strat (or tried but the small group we had failed pretty hard with doing anything)
After we took shulus the first time we got a lot of goods. We gave some to james I can not remember the amount and we gave some to desire because she wuvs me. That has pretty much been the extent of this round of strat for us. We go to EU and rob them when we can and kesh likes to poke the bears. We get accused of a lot but we do very little. Maybe it is time to wake the Terrortops and remind people what it is like when we actually try a little bit?
Let me know if you want me to answer anything else.
Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.
Arowaine gave no gear, though we did get gear from someone else, but it was a repayment of gear we sent them earlier. Every ticket and equipment in that castle was ours(first wave) and then squids plus ours, same with tickets. If Arow did give us stuff, I wasn't privy to it, but everything I put into castle was stuff that we had on our gear guy(the dude we shuffle everything we don't want to to sort it and give it out as needed).
Once again, though, bale. Most of my info comes from 2 sources. One a very reliable source and the other a clan mate, who I actually told off before this attack but had to take back my words based on what i've read here. (I actually thought they followed the poll, but then, they said it was joke, and planned, which means that i had to eat my words)
Actually, hearing someone beyond my 2 sources reliably confirm what i've heard makes me more inclined to listen to it. I now have 3 sources confirming something I actually claimed didn't happen that...well has.
We have actually fought with the squids the most. 4 attacks to their 4 attacks(Ignoring small scale battles, counting the fief they did not choose to defend.) Though squids launched the oft larger attacks(more tickets) we have won most battles, though 4 were with that great defense castle.
I can only add to what Anders has written. I've received nothing from LCO in terms of gear, army, or silver. They've allowed us to trade, which has been a boon. They are not the only ones to do so however.
So you are basically saying Arowaine lied on the forums about helping you out in order to boost his own ego about how much his faction has done this strat like "saving astralis, etc." I want to make sure thats what you are saying because i understand astralis and occitan are really close (months ago i almost got banned from astralis ts for asking anyone to sign against lco in their ai battle because astralis would never merc against them).
I had so much fun playing Crpg for many many moons. Love you guys. But its time to go. Farewell, MB, Acre, Frisia, Astralis, Raven, Dracul, Occitan, Chevalier, Hospitaller, and AoW. See you in Bannerlord or Melee Battlegrounds. Would you know my name?
Oh yeah, cheers. I'm Surprised Grandmom thought we got our armies from Kesh, when he knows we've been trading for a couple months, we're not that incompetent :lol:
grandmom you do not know me ye since you just came over but there is no reason for me to lie to you. They may have bought some gear in the city but we did not give them gear. In fact we had to wait for a trade run to come in just to complete the gear on all the troops we currently have. Your info is wrong and you should question the source a little more
I know you guys are competent - thats not what I am saying. I know you are very competent.
But, fact remains:
1. Three britt armies went into Ichamur (naked, naked, lightly) - Bale is lying about that for some reason
2. Britts came out heavy, heavy, shiny - which means you bought the gear or was given the gear - dont even try to say otherwise phoenix
3. Heskey himself said you bought the gear in Ichamur, which means both you and Bale are lying
Its just funny to see you trying your best to hide this, it connects you to superfriends - so what? Its not like people dont already know lol
So if you are gonna be lying, try to get your stories straight first :mrgreen:
Except....None of the gear is the gear we use or the gear we took from grey order. Were you personally in Ichamur? Because I only know of 1 army passing through the northern route. I asked them after the fight (I merced for them, they don't insult me in private steam messages and rage at me like james does) - turns out they sent 2 of their shiny armies from tulga east after asking squids politely (surprising how few people just do that) for passage through their lands. Never came even remotely close enough of for anyone in my faction to see them. If the one that went north bought gear in ichamur (sounds like phoenix bought our +1 great mauls 20% off - you should buy them, and long mauls and construction material) he did it at a time when we were sleeping or at work. Ichamur is in the woods so I don't see very far from it.
This is like the 5th insane conspiracy post you've posted in the last couple weeks adn you keep referencing "sources." I would seriously reconsider what idiots you listen to
So far you have accused us of working for UIF, of giving gear to AoW, giving gear to the other eu faction near us, of being part of some master plot to remove all EUs from NA (I personally prefer james being teleported to EU than switch or phoenix). More american than that canadian! ;)
Frankly your speculations/accusations are wayyy off-base and are just making enemies of people that were neutral with you (I could have cared less about Kalmar Union 2-3 weeks ago).
I know you guys are competent - thats not what I am saying. I know you are very competent.
But, fact remains:
1. Three britt armies went into Ichamur (naked, naked, lightly) - Bale is lying about that for some reason
2. Britts came out heavy, heavy, shiny - which means you bought the gear or was given the gear - dont even try to say otherwise phoenix
3. Heskey himself said you bought the gear in Ichamur, which means both you and Bale are lying
Its just funny to see you trying your best to hide this, it connects you to superfriends - so what? Its not like people dont already know lol
So if you are gonna be lying, try to get your stories straight first :mrgreen:
Your life is just one big misery.
Nah dog you're life consist of your right hand and your mom.Well I suppose that's what you're life consists of, but hey, I'm not one to judge.
Well I suppose that's what you're life consists of, but hey, I'm not one to judge.
Thanks, I try. But I'm ginger and stupid. Look left, stupid. That beard ain't dyed.
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oh no he has balls, balls enough to attack savvi for leaving their faction and taking the fief they can't keep up with hehe
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actually savvi took qalyut on his own, then later joined MB.. so no you still only had the balls to go after someone's shit because they're afk or a single man clan lol, still cute doe <3
Lol Aldo, I poke you in TS and ask about strat but never one response. How about Ill suck everyone like James and you can suck me. Learn to Diplo dip shit
actually savvi took qalyut on his own, then later joined MB.. so no you still only had the balls to go after someone's shit because they're afk or a single man clan lol, still cute doe <3
This thread to mewho are you
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No clue what that means, however we are allied with and just await his/her orders
No clue what that means
heskey you come into our neighborhood
and you post in our diplomacy
with huge, serious, kesh/canary style spergposts
stop
nice selfie
As a person ignorant about strat in every way, what's so hard about saying "screw it" and just cooperate to have large battles? Not like anyone cares anymore, and the faux hatred/rivalry is tiny in the grand scheme of things..
As a person ignorant about strat in every way, what's so hard about saying "screw it" and just cooperate to have large battles? Not like anyone cares anymore, and the faux hatred/rivalry is tiny in the grand scheme of things..Same reason why we still have conflict irl, we're human.
As a person ignorant about strat in every way, what's so hard about saying "screw it" and just cooperate to have large battles? Not like anyone cares anymore, and the faux hatred/rivalry is tiny in the grand scheme of things..
listen san you're not of the right type of sperg to understand, and you never will be, so just black off
i dont need your approval
2/10 even worse
i dont need your approval
As a person ignorant about strat in every way, what's so hard about saying "screw it" and just cooperate to have large battles? Not like anyone cares anymore, and the faux hatred/rivalry is tiny in the grand scheme of things..
Because most of the faction leaders are petty and would rather spite the mean Internet man that hurt their feelings than to make an enjoyable gameplay experience for everyone.
1/10 see me after class
It's not necessarily "fuck those guys they're assholes they need to get wiped and never have fun again" at all.
Sorry, I'm still butt-blasted over losing Ismirala from a sneak-attack at a relatively shitty time that gave you an advantage. We were 13 mercs down in the battle, and my rectal cavity is still sore from it. Sorry again, but nerd-vengeance must take place.
What I am interested in is a "good fight"; I want to engage in a conflict with a relatively well-matched foe, and feel as though every victory against them is well-fought and well-earned.
As much as I dislike taking part in a massive outnumbering which this seems to be, Squids/AoW/Teutonic attacked Ismirala as the initial hostile action for the fourth time in two strategus rounds, so I reckon we won't be on your side even if you're quite literally the only seriously active faction on the map.
Sandersson arguing Sandersson.
Source (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/asa-revealed/msg1032314/#msg1032314)
Dionysus, I'm pretty sure the Squids are THE largest faction currently playing. Largest active playerbase. You can complain that several groups are ganging up on you, but in terms of active members, I bet you the numbers are more balanced than you'd like to believe.
Example: 40 man faction, with only 6 active means that the faction may have potential, but will typically only have the strength of a 6 man active faction.
Sandersson arguing Sandersson.
Source (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/asa-revealed/msg1032314/#msg1032314)
Anyway, please don't start the argument of "yeah well YOU GUYS HAVE MORE ACTIVE PEOPLE" Balikar, because I've seen dozens of shit-fests that aren't funny at all going around in circles of human and animal feces.
All right Wesley, you got what you asked for. I went into TS and told Aldo its time we stop finger poppin' each others assholes. I sent him this gif visitors can't see pics , please register or loginGood to know
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Sandy,
Can we cut our palms, shake hands, and become friends again? Fight side by side, laugh about how crappy our opponents are.
Come on let's just make out!
I GET IT!!! 'BORED' as in 'BORING' rather than 'BOARD' as in 'KEYBOARD'. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Wait... Explain it again :?
1. Board
2. Bored(click to show/hide)
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Rolfhe was the worst companion
he was the worst companion
he was the worst companion
"To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." -Sun TzuSun Tzu contradicts himself, I'm sure of it. "To have more big 2000 tic battles is to get more sweet XP" -Sun Tzu
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I deepthroat falafels, come at me bro
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"People who sit in their fiefs all strat are gay lol" - Confucius
Aldo I love u but for real you need to do something, you control a good chunk of the map, and I'm sure you got plenty of gold and troops. It makes no sense to not do anything all strat when u got that much resources.
It takes 20 mins even less to organize armies when you have the gear and gold. Get on it.
'You think you tell us what we do?
We not here for you entertainment.'
Soooooooooooo 20 mins too much?I'll tell you what Wesley, you want us to do something so badly, come and attack us. We are more than ready for your little fairy bullshit.You keep complaining about us not doing anything but you refuse to attack us. It is just like you say, we have a decent portion of the map and we are just sitting around playing trading simulator. Honestly I think the main reason why you are talking all of this shit is because you are Kesh's little bitch boy and thrive for his love and respect. So please come at us and I promise you we will shit in your cornflakes.
I'll tell you what Wesley, you want us to do something so badly, come and attack us. We are more than ready for your little fairy bullshit.You keep complaining about us not doing anything but you refuse to attack us. It is just like you say, we have a decent portion of the map and we are just sitting around playing trading simulator. Honestly I think the main reason why you are talking all of this shit is because you are Kesh's little bitch boy and thrive for his love and respect. So please come at us and I promise you we will shit in your cornflakes.
cause we are busy with other factions? Why make another enemy?
ildist stop shitposting jeez youre posts are pintless
das like the pot calling the kettle a friend
Hey be nice. McDeath is like 12 years old, he doesn't grasp concepts like that very easily. All he knows is his favorite thing in the whole world is his step-dad's cock.Kesh get over yourself, your dick isn't that great.
Kesh get over yourself, your dick isn't that great.