Dear key BORED warriors

[Balikar]

For the record, Rhalzo and I, yes only two people, now three cause Rhuarc came back to us, have taken a village and castle by ourselves. We have no choice but to do constant trade runs as only a two person faction but it's paying off now because after doing it all strat I have finally obtained shiny army status which means, I'll be going for something again soon!

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or selling it and my village for 6 loom points PM if interested

Walter too.  ;-)

[Wesleysnipes]

Atleast James has done more in strat then Aldorat.

[Thryn]

lol are you trying to provoke aldobad into attacking you over witless forum insults



where's daru

[Wesleysnipes]

Aldo is smarter then that... I think...

[Bryggan]

For the record, Rhalzo and I, yes only two people, now three cause Rhuarc came back to us, have taken a village and castle by ourselves. We have no choice but to do constant trade runs as only a two person faction but it's paying off now because after doing it all strat I have finally obtained shiny army status which means, I'll be going for something again soon!

That is really awesome.  I know, because me and Dirk have been running a two man faction since the beginning.  True, we were in Acre, but only cuz we needed enemies.  We are so beloved by all that people would rather surrender their castles and fiefs rather than fight us.  In Acre, as you all know, we just did our own thing, fighting King James' (the one true King of Calradia (well, Maybe King Alligator too... and anyone else with a 'King' in front of their name)) enemies with our own armies.  Out of my ten battles, Acre reinforced me twice (which was greatly appreciated).  Everything else was mine.

But even then, because we are just a two man faction I slipped from #4 spot to #5 on the 'Heroes' tab in the strat ladder thing.  And poor Dirk (who is a hell of a lot more cautious than I am) got kicked off the board altogether:(

But it goes to show that two active players are better than 15 semi-conscious players.  And renown is what it's all about.  If you ain't got renown, then you got the tiniest little e-peen in all of webdom.  And you ain't ever gonna pick up the hotties* with a tiny little e-peen like that.

*by hotties I refer to the 'Russian Women Who want to date me' things that I keep getting.  I never actually looked, but I'm assuming these Slavic beauties want me because of my renown.  I figure UIF must have told them about me.

[Holiday203]

Brygann or whatever please shut up, you've gotten most of your shit from james and have hardly done anything yourselves. Acre is finished btw, just caught wind that james cried his ass off and is about to give away his fiefs to another faction.

[Sir_Wonka]

Brygann or whatever please shut up, you've gotten most of your shit from james and have hardly done anything yourselves. Acre is finished btw, just caught wind that james cried his ass off and is about to give away his fiefs to another faction.

Nut sure if tru, if it is tru I want to read roleplay of glorious acre selling out and leaving before the shrekoning...maybe I right it myself

[Oreo]

i believe that is called pulling an hoc

[Holiday203]

Nut sure if tru, if it is tru I want to read roleplay of glorious acre selling out and leaving before the shrekoning...maybe I right it myself

Oh it's true, Acre never had the stomach to fight and james is going to save his defeat and bail. They would have done a lot better with Reinhardt in command.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

honestly this strat just fucking blows, everyone blows, we all fucking blow

[ildist]

honestly this strat just fucking blows, everyone blows, we all fucking blow

Hi Friend,

I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?

i feel strongly about u

[Aldogalus]

So the guy who's a diplomat for the faction that is at war with 4 other groups, and then decides to mouth off to the second largest NA faction (leader), is calling me a poor diplomat.

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I'm just gonna let that sink in

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Feel like a moron yet?

Ok, good. Now we can move on.

The squids are much stronger, than they care to lead on. You have been jackin up caravans this whole round, mouthing off on the forums, and just being assholes in general (YES I RIDE). Now you go to the forums and say "everybody is ganging up on us!!!11!", and make it out to seem like there has been some kind of anti-squid alliance for months now, when in reality, you just dug yourself a nice deep hole. Most likely you are just trying to post this BS to win back some of the potentially-swinging merc support( I really hope you aren't so stupid or arrogant, that you can't learn from your own greedy mistakes). It certainly didn't work on us though.

Please continue to refer to the entirety of KbW, as Aldo. We all know I am the supreme dictator. In fact, I actually just have 60 accounts, and move them all/make forum posts all myself.

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wesley i will choose to not over-react. You are just a shitty-shit-gurgling-shit-covered-shit-snorting-shit-laced-shit-baby, that came from your mother's shit-womb. you could use an odl towel or two, and a couple cases of wet wipes

Edit:shoulda said shit-shamwow

get diced up, NEXT SHITPOST PLEASE

[Sir_Wonka]

Please continue to refer to the entirety of KbW, as Aldo. We all know I am the supreme dictator. In fact, I actually just have 60 accounts, and move them all/make forum posts all myself.

but...NO THIS CANT BE TRUE! ...TOOKYOURBOOTS was ALDO the WHOLE TIME? I don't know if I care to live anymore

[Wesleysnipes]

Finally I get the "KBW" response! Cum at me Aldogahasnoballs.

[Aldogalus]

But I just Came on you