Dear key BORED warriors

[Bryggan]

I am in Europe, and its a wonderful place.  Wherever I go there are hundreds of little dots of 100 men which stand as grave markers of the people who quit strat.  Most fiefs have about 3000 SD, which means the people are starving, and the 100% crime rate means you'll lose many, many men to cannibals if you meant to briefly enter a village but sorta fell asleep waiting the 15 minutes it took to get in.

But as wonderful as it is, I have been attacked twice by little shit armies that had no chance of winning.  All they did was slow me down and weigh me down with shit gear.  It could take me months to get back to NA the way its going.

[BaleOhay]

No reason to lie and the others I believe saved me the time to respond on all of that mess. You will have to look to your sources and if you have some proof pass it along. It would absolutely amaze me. We have been waiting for a week for Firebus to make it back to ich to get his gold. Troop upkeep cost is a bitch and we have not been trading heavily since the grey attack. We wanted all our people home to help defend.

Now you have insulted us repeatedly and we had not done anything to deserve it. Kicking the bees nest tends to get you stung.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Holiday, I approve of short posts consisting entirely of insults, but I implore you, step it up.

Put some imagination into them, man. I really want to see some QUALITY shitposts, folks.

[Thryn]

QUALITY shitposts

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[chesterotab]

"Don't shitpost so that you can be understood, shitpost so that you can't be misunderstood."
- William Howard Taft 27th President of the United States

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Wesleysnipes]

Aldo still has no balls

[Mae.]

oh no he has balls, balls enough to attack savvi for leaving their faction and taking the fief they can't keep up with hehe

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

"Don't shitpost so that you can be understood, shitpost so that you can't be misunderstood."
- William Howard Taft 27th President of the United States

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Big Howard ain't fucking taking shit from nobody look at that belly 10/10 wouldn't fuck with god damn son probly packin' heat too first sigh of shit flinging big Howard pull the glock and bop bop a bitch, he ain't playing.

Can't shaft the Taft, nigga get wacked.

[Aldogalus]

oh no he has balls, balls enough to attack savvi for leaving their faction and taking the fief they can't keep up with hehe

My tiny little baby balls hereby declare qalyut still a KbW fief.

Maybe if strz or yourself had messaged me about it, we coulda let him take it (probably not), but instead he just left the faction without saying anything, and next thing I know it was in MMMBBB - not to be confused with MB.

Believe me we have no problem keeping our s&d down, between the entirety of our faction, others who are looking to trade, and daruvian semi regularly stealing it. Everyone once in a while, there is a kink in the works, and the s&d goes up. These are the minor problems you face when managing a large faction

[Mae.]

actually savvi took qalyut on his own, then later joined MB.. so no you still only had the balls to go after someone's shit because they're afk or a single man clan lol, still cute doe <3

[Noodlenrice]

Rip in peace savvi. May Mae live on in the legend of maesmaesmaesbaesbaesbaes

[Thryn]

"Don't shitpost so that you can be understood, shitpost so that you can't be misunderstood."
- William Howard Taft 27th President of the United States

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

taft was so fat that he had a custom bathtub made because he got stuck in a normal one

"It's simple, if it shitposts, it's fat."
Arnold Schitzposternigga

[Aldogalus]

actually savvi took qalyut on his own, then later joined MB.. so no you still only had the balls to go after someone's shit because they're afk or a single man clan lol, still cute doe <3

This is accurate, but here's the full story. We had our eyes on qalyut before he took it, and continued to have our eyes on it after he took it. We were just about to take it from him, and then jaren mentioned they were buddies, and that maybe he could convince him to join the faction. It was a setup that worked for both of us for a long time.

Now he has decided to leave the faction, and that's fine. No hard feelings on this end, but we are keeping the fief

[Tom Cruise]

This thread to me
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[dreadnok]

Lol Aldo, I poke you in TS and ask about strat but never one response. How about Ill suck everyone like James and you can suck me. Learn to Diplo dip shit

Dont you fucking understand DOTA2 Is life!  How thr fuck can aldo be bothered with strat bundle of sticksry when he has to make sure nobody chooses spectre over him? Can your little fucking pea brain not understand that weasely? He sure as fuck isnt going to play meepo or slardar! Fucking a, you're a leader?