SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE

[Sandersson Jankins]

That's entirely possible, Digglez was pretty good at ruining strat relations.

Not Turboflex though, he's like the dad of the internet, a true nice guy.

Turboflex was a really good guy it seemed, but I maintain that he could do some flexing every now and again. If he thought someone was being an idiot he'd just be like "dude, you're being a fucking retard" and folks don't tend to enjoy that.

also lol strat :^)

[Holiday203]

lol

[Dirkdi]

I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.

Imagine if the Thirteen Knights weren't at half strength? We could have possibly inflicted at least 5 points damage.  Then they would be forced to crawl back to their dwellings to lick their wounds, and i doubt we would see the likes of that army for a good while.

[BaleOhay]

wussley and crew jumped to us from KUTT ally when it was pretty clear we were about to roll over them. Tough call but many of the players here would have done the same given the circumstances. Afterwards they were always great group and perfectly reliable with us. Add to that some of the better mercs to have on your team as a whole clan.

[Lt_Anders]

wussley and crew jumped to us from KUTT ally when it was pretty clear we were about to roll over them. Tough call but many of the players here would have done the same given the circumstances. Afterwards they were always great group and perfectly reliable with us. Add to that some of the better mercs to have on your team as a whole clan.

Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.

[Holiday203]

Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.

Astralis has TOO much pride.

[WITCHCRAFT]

Astralis are the captain of a sinking ship. No Cowards here.

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[Wesleysnipes]

Well said Bro Bale. Yeah I wasn't aloud in fimbutthole thing which pretty much originated from TAMDA, only NH joined in. Later on Teutonics left it TAMDA, and I wanted in fimbutthole but Turbo's dick was too hard and he insisted I was unreliable... If you know what I mean ;). Blah blah blah. So far this strat is going planned. Muahahahaha.


Edit: TAMDA was my idea. I came to Artyrm and brought up the idea.

[Artyem]

I thought Sauce and Elindor came up with TAMDA, because it was Elindor who came to me with the idea.  Really though, the whole thing was doomed from the start.  Since the backbone of it was HG and they gave their fiefs to Remnant, who in turn joined FCC, who basically ended up controlling most of the tundra anyway.

man, strat 4 sucked dick

[Jack1]

I must admit I'm a little disappointed in my team. 

Being outnumbered 7 to 1, I decided not to split my forces, but instead sent everyone in a surprise counter attack.  Unfortunately, the enemy seemed ready for this.  Was there a Squid spy hidden amongst the ranks?  We'll never know.  After a fierce battle lasting at least two seconds, we were crushed.  Superior tactics and maneuvering were defeated by sheer numbers.

Realizing that this mindless horde of cephalods  would stop at nothing, I ordered all the troops to pull back and set up a defensive perimeter.  With very little time I just managed to form up into the dot formation when they were upon us.  The defenders put up a valiant fight.  Such heroism on the field has never been seen in Strat before, and will probably never be seen again.  But these inhuman beasts seemed to feel no pain, to realize no fear.  Lord Bryggan of the renowned 13 Knights showed especial courage, slashing one, hacking another, ignoring the pain and exhaustion in this fierce battle.  But even he could not stem the tide.

Finally the Tuethidan swarm overwhelmed the defensive position, swords swinging wildly in their tentacled grasp.  The great Lord Bryggan, last of the defenders, finally succumbed to his many wounds from the madly flailing weapons.  And silence settled on the field.

The squids, even with their tiny pea sized brains, felt their first emotion ever.  Respect.  Rather than celebrating their stupid 6:35 AM (PST) battle, they left the field sombre.

Was there a reward for top player for defender?  I got no kills, but managed two points.

if you didn't +1 that post you either didn't read it or are just not humorous. I mean really. the dot formation. what more can be said.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Well said Bro Bale. Yeah I wasn't aloud in fimbutthole thing which pretty much originated from TAMDA, only NH joined in. Later on Teutonics left it TAMDA, and I wanted in fimbutthole but Turbo's dick was too hard and he insisted I was unreliable... If you know what I mean ;). Blah blah blah. So far this strat is going planned. Muahahahaha.


Edit: TAMDA was my idea. I came to Artyrm and brought up the idea.

hello, your opinion is wrong and mine is right you colossal shitbaby

fimbul = "hey, ravens/dracul/frisia, we all get along with each other, lets attack people together and stuff"

tamda = "wow, that sounds gay, lets none of us join it."

but i think we can both agree thats pretty irrelevant, and I want to get back on track with inspiring better shitposting out of you guys

i think this quote from the legendgayry transcendentalist, henry david thoreau will help get you guys in the right state of mind

"What shitposts behind us and what shitposts ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what shitposts within us."

[Real_Dece_Guy]

I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but

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you actually are the light in the darkness

At last I truly see.

[Bryggan]

I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but

(click to show/hide)

you actually are the light in the darkness

At last I truly see.

I am so disappointed I myself did not entertain you.  I suppose my dry history does not excite.

[Real_Dece_Guy]

I am so disappointed I myself did not entertain you.  I suppose my dry history does not excite.

I'm sorry Bryggan - I blame the brain damage from this thread.  You done good, and I always appreciate RP.

[HappyPhantom]

What would Star Wars have been without Darth Vader?

What would Thelma and Louise have been without the rapist all men?

Who would James T. Kirk have become if it wasn't for Khan? ... yadda yadda...

I for one applaud the Squids. It's great to have a bad guy.