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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #210 on: May 10, 2014, 05:05:54 am »
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I just read 10 pages of this in a row, and I may well have gotten brain cancer.

I'm no closer to understanding this war, except that apparently Squids are determined to take the low road this strat, dick whoever they want, and justify it by saying it makes somebody mad.  There are about 5 straight pages of "lol, he mad" in this thread. 

Ask yourselves - is this the faction you want to support? 

Half the shit being talked about in this thread isn't stuff anyone else was present for, but was steam/teamspeak diplomacy being gratuitously leaked.  So, distasteful as I find it, I'll add one more bit of information from TS for the record.  I was at the meeting where Wesley and a couple others were talking about the merc agreement we had honestly forgotten about, because it was apparently discussed only once weeks/months back, not posted on Diplomacy, and hadn't come up since.  I asked them if we had done anything to hurt their faction as a result of this lapse of memory, and they admitted, straight up, that we had not, it just hurt their feelings.  Then they went back to badgering James, and negotiations, predictably, came to an end.  About one day later, they started this war.

Other than that, I'd just like to thank Daruvian (and Sandy) for providing the only entertainment in this thread, and trying to elevate the discourse to a more tolerable type of shitpost.  I really never thought I'd say this but
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Stopped reading just another delusional post by James_2_of_Acre,.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #211 on: May 10, 2014, 05:09:31 am »
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hello, personal consultant here

this man is attempting to make you mad while adding no meat to the conversation

i advise that you call him something rude and tell him hes wrong

if he replies, it does not matter what he says, what you must do is call him mad

at that point he is provably mad and you have won the conversation

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #212 on: May 10, 2014, 05:45:36 am »
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hello, personal consultant here

this man is attempting to make you mad while adding no meat to the conversation

i advise that you call him something rude and tell him hes wrong

if he replies, it does not matter what he says, what you must do is call him mad

at that point he is provably mad and you have won the conversation

HARD MODE: call him mad without using the words "mad, nerd, autism" or mentioning likely real-life characteristics.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #213 on: May 10, 2014, 07:04:54 am »
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I don't understand all the downvotes. This is the kind of diplomacy thread that has been missing since last strat ended. This is real. Real people. Real emotions. Real backstabbing and internet detectives.

It's the crpg version of Maury or Jerry Springer. And I love it.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #214 on: May 10, 2014, 12:32:38 pm »
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Nothing but down votes and shit posts.  The only shining beacon of glory is the 13 Knights.  These brave, brave fellows, while merciless, show up to all the battles and joke around pre-battle with the insidious cephalods before unleashing their fury against them.

Our last battle had the full complement of the 13 Knights, once again against innumerable foes (innumerable if you can't count past 5 (there were six of them) which most of 13K can't), BUT as it was, with the full complement of the 13 Knights, damage was done.  While I distracted the enemy by getting killed by them ( a sound tactic, as Sun Tzu or Von Clauswitz would agree), Dirk was able to kill 2 of those scoundrelly scoundrelous scoundrels.

But once again the 13 Knights suffered defeat.  Or did they?  Every battle they fight gains them strength.  The casual observer sees their heroism, and wants to be a part of that.  To win with honour is one thing (like we did with New Shulus, New Slekhz Castle and New Anus Audi and that silly caravan that did not run after we took it), but to lose with honour is something new to this strat thing.

We showed up when everything looked hopeless.  We showed up expecting and embracing defeat.   In peasant gear Dirk slew 2 of the armed squids, while Bryggan did the cool things that make Bryggan so cool.  Was there shame in that defeat.  Oh no!  The legend of the 13 knights is just beginning.  Every defeat we take in the name of random travelers who thought they were safe from the Kraken's tentacles is one more nail in the Squids' coffin.

Heroes are rare and few these days, but past events have shown us all that the 13 Knights are all (both of them) true heroes.  We are, good people, the beacon of light in this dreary, dimlit world of strat 5.

Let the adulation begin!

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #215 on: May 10, 2014, 04:03:12 pm »
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HARD MODE: call him mad without using the words "mad, nerd, autism" or mentioning likely real-life characteristics.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2014, 06:42:13 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #217 on: May 10, 2014, 07:11:29 pm »
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May the Kraken suck you dry Dread ;)
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #218 on: May 10, 2014, 07:59:23 pm »
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May the Kraken suck you dry Dread ;)
If the Kraken can't, I will.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #219 on: May 10, 2014, 08:34:46 pm »
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sigh, i was just a stupid templar thing!
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #220 on: May 10, 2014, 09:23:07 pm »
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sigh, i was just a stupid templar thing!

Sure it was. 

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #221 on: May 10, 2014, 09:41:03 pm »
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Sure it was.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #222 on: May 10, 2014, 10:28:27 pm »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #223 on: May 10, 2014, 10:50:44 pm »
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Astralis has TOO much pride.

I take a certain amount of pride in that.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #224 on: May 10, 2014, 10:58:45 pm »
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I take a certain amount of pride in that.

Well I mean its true.