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SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« on: May 05, 2014, 03:15:44 am »
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SQUIDS INITIATE WAR AGAINST ACRE
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Crusader Sivart has been attacked while on a peaceful trade route by one of the Squids. This is an act of War by the Squids against the Kingdom of Acre.

I ask that you consider a few things when deciding who you will support and who you shall fight alongside throughout this conflict.

One, the Kingdom of Acre endeavours to operate several free trade fiefs on the map. All factions (not those at war with us) can send people to purchase gear in our territory and never fear about getting jumped. The Squids are trying to stop/minimize free trade. Two, we do not ask for your papers when crossing our lands, we ask only that you let us know in advance if you come with more than 375 troops. Three, Through our history in Strat we have never doublecrossed anyone, the Squids(AoW) have on multiple occasions for personal benefit. Four, I am personally invested in helping as many people as I can in the community to improve their skill and even with Gold from my own coffers. I plan to put up large bounties on the devious Squid leadership as well as pay out rewards to both skilled and loyal fighters throughout the war.

So I ask you to please fight with us against the Squid menace, Let us fish and feast on delicious calamari.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2014, 03:25:12 am »
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It would have been nice if they declared war by declaring war rather than attacking a caravan who assumed he was in safe territory.  Oh well, war is hell.  But the good thing is that there will be blood shed.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2014, 03:40:50 am »
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2014, 04:03:05 am »
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God damnit I wanted to make a thread. Well I guess you beat me to it. May the xp games begin.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2014, 04:21:08 am »
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KEEP THIS HORROR
FROM OUR HOME

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2014, 04:23:52 am »
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One: SQUID SLIMEBALLS, very mature Jamie. Two: If you are going to make a proper diplomacy thread write our name correctly. Three: Its the Republic of Squids. Four: Have better night time settings.

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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2014, 04:34:00 am »
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Quote from: Wesleysnipes on May 05, 2014, 04:23:52 am
One: SQUID SLIMEBALLS, very mature Jamie. Two: If you are going to make a proper diplomacy thread write our name correctly. Three: Its the Republic of Squids. Four: Have better night time settings.

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Night time setting was a mistake I never tell my guys to set their night time settings this one was set prior to joining us. I do apologize though for that.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2014, 04:54:06 am »
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Y U complain? Battle time is at a great time  :mrgreen:
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2014, 04:55:09 am »
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Quote from: landscribe on May 05, 2014, 04:54:06 am
Y U complain? Battle time is at a great time  :mrgreen:

Haha yeah for some people.... I have a feeling many an energetic beverage shall be consumed
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2014, 05:02:58 am »
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Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2014, 05:03:33 am »
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Quote from: njames89 on May 05, 2014, 04:55:09 am
Haha yeah for some people.... I have a feeling many an energetic beverage shall be consumed
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Quote from: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 05:02:58 am
Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
Lol
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2014, 05:11:28 am »
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James, how could you put a picture of uncle Bucky dead on the concrete? You animal! ANIMAL! You'll pay for your sins! How unholy of you, no proper burial. ;(
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2014, 05:16:56 am »
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Quote from: Balikar on May 05, 2014, 05:02:58 am
Big Surprise.  Squids are jumping in on yet another GeForce war.  As I said, the alliance is obvious... now if only the diplomatic map would get updated to reflect it.
Just be quiet about your shit talk about us hoping on everyone's dick. Just because you don't matter on the strat map don't mean you got to be butthurt about not mattering.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2014, 05:20:40 am »
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Give them hell squids, the fall of acre in the beginning is going well as expected.
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Re: SQUID SLIMEBALLS DECLARE WAR ON ACRE
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2014, 05:21:18 am »
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Quote from: Noodlenrice on May 05, 2014, 05:16:56 am
Just be quiet about your shit talk about us hoping on everyone's dick. Just because you don't matter on the strat map don't mean you got to be butthurt about not mattering.

Aww, what's the matter Little Noodle, don't like being called out on it?  Afraid others might catch on and stop you?  I mean, if the marauders were capable of standing on their own two feet, you probably wouldn't be so 'butthurt' about me pointing it out...
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