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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #75 on: September 24, 2013, 04:06:50 am »
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #76 on: September 24, 2013, 04:27:19 am »
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THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
 has proven its ability on the field, and dethroned the filthy Flanders from his home at New Reindi Castle with terrifying swiftness and skill.

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THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING now has its eye set on another prize. Soon GOBBLIN hordes shall swarm over all of Calradia. Serve THE GOBBLIN KING now or accept your fate.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #77 on: September 24, 2013, 04:41:53 am »
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Good battle. The GOBBLINS are fearsome!

BTW that whole battle on Defence was livestreamed.

http://www.twitch.tv/asianboyjesse/c/2981972
« Last Edit: September 24, 2013, 04:46:51 am by Lt_Anders »
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #78 on: September 24, 2013, 05:00:07 am »
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After the battle...

"And then the rot skinned creature declared us his vassals! HAH!!!  I laughed so hard I could barely hold my axe!  With tears in my eyes I told the runt who called himself the "herald of the Goblin King" of how the Warriors of the First Age would gladly become the Goblin Kings vassals... that is after I had severed each of his limbs.  His head came off cleanly afterward with that confused look on his face still stamped on it!"

"Radsvid, mellon (friend), you should not speak so lightly after these events.  It is a cruel thing indeed that so soon after Anders joined our banners that his garrison was overwhelmed.  Those men had looked over those walls for many a year and their hair was grey."

"Indeed Thalion Menelvagor, that was a sorrowful battle.  The Goblin King and his minions may say what they wish.  Methinks they would be speaking differently had they faced one of our forces.  That battle may still yet come, but according to our scouts,  the orcish horde has moved on in search of more plunder.  We shall go forth and finally take this castle.  It is unfortunate that instead of feasting, we must cleanse the stones of blood and rebuild those destroyed by the enemy's siege engines."

"Aye Finnian, yet my dwarven fold and I will be glad in part to move stone and mortar again, even though it not be that of the mountains, stone is stone!"

Thus the Warriors of the First Age finally came into full possession of Reindi Castle, though the sky above it was darker than before.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #79 on: September 24, 2013, 05:31:45 am »
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The roar of battle was deafening on the walls of New Reindi Castle. These were no mere Goblins, clad in animal skins and rusty mail trying to overwhelm the defenders alone. These Goblins were prepared, no doubt well armored by secret forges well below the earth and strengthened by dark and evil magics.

“We cannot hold,” Thalion shouted above the cacophony of mauls beating down on shield and helm. “Yet our banner must not fall, even if it must retreat from the field!”.  Finnian who was still beating down a heavily armored Goblin that had just broken through the line of shielders turned around sharply. “If we lower the banner, the garrison will lose heart! We must fight on!”

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“Fight on we must, yet we cannot lose a relic of Beleriand into the hands of these knaves,” said Thalion making a dash for where the banner flow only to be knocked sideways by a large maul wielding Goblin. Thalion raised his shield, knowing it would do little good yet the second blow never fell. Looking up Thalion realized the mighty dwarf Radsvid had struck down the beast.

Nodding his appreciation Thalion rose to his feet and ran shakily towards the banner and proceeded to lower it and quickly fold it up, tucking it into his belt to keep both hands free. “Over the wall, all their attention is on the gate house now, we might be able to…” an arrow whizzed by clipping Thalion’s helmet. “Curse these Goblins!”

“Go Elf, don’t stand on the battlements talking, using air that can be used instead for swinging a weapon!” said the stout dwarf. Thalion nodded and with a few of his retinue made for an overlooked ladder and so out and away from the castle. As he descended the ladder Thalion caught a glimpse of Finnian and Radsvid, elf and dwarf, fighting back to back shortly before they were covered over by a new tide of armored Goblins…. 
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2013, 06:26:53 am »
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As his hammer caved in yet another goblin skull, Radsvid looked up and surveyed the surroundings. From some twenty meters away, a man called "They have taken the gate! they have taken the gate!" Despair ran through the ranks of men as the battle drew on and the finest equipped soldiers lay dead beneath them. Radsvid however began his charge at the gate. A morass of goblins stood in his path, the first of which tasting the steel of his long maul, the next being knocked aside by another swing. After battling his way to the gate, with some help from the more courageous of men, Radsvid slew the last goblin that stood between him and the gate wheel. With a resounding thud the gate closed, but alas, the fight was far from over. The next wave of Goblins was charging out as they all took a brief respite from the battle. Radsvid looked up to the tip of his maul, remarking on the sheen glimmer despite the blood. As the Goblins closed, so did Radsvid, and while he would most likely fall at the end of this day, there were Goblins to kill and a hammer in his hand...

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2013, 07:08:49 am »
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I'm deeply wounded I did not get to participate in this battle after being told otherwise. The Shekel Master shall fund any target that finds itself in the way of the Gobblin King and his Pawns.



The shekel master has been appeased.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2013, 07:12:40 am »
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Good battle. The GOBBLINS are fearsome!

BTW that whole battle on Defence was livestreamed.

http://www.twitch.tv/asianboyjesse/c/2981972

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2013, 09:36:10 am »
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i didnt like the part where we ran out of bolts... i was no longer able to soften the goblins up a bit before the reached the lines D:

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2013, 02:10:01 pm »
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i didnt like the part where we ran out of bolts... i was no longer able to soften the goblins up a bit before the reached the lines D:

i did like they brought such expensive weapons to use that could actually do some damage to the plate though...never knew goblins were so wealthy - they must be from the fabled mines of moria.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2013, 04:03:45 pm »
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2013, 04:30:29 pm »
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Were we even making a dent in your construction materials?  Benemor was pulling those things out for like 20 minutes straight...must have pulled out at least 500 material
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2013, 05:17:25 pm »
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i did like they brought such expensive weapons to use that could actually do some damage to the plate though...never knew goblins were so wealthy - they must be from the fabled mines of moria.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2013, 05:53:30 pm »
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Can't even lie, I expected mass amounts of whiney voices and nerd rage... but no, Goblins are actually fun as shit to siege with.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2013, 06:05:21 pm »
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Can't even lie, I expected mass amounts of whiney voices and nerd rage... but no, Goblins are actually fun as shit to siege with.

When you take the cut-throat nature out of Strat and simply do things for the funs, it makes the game a lot more tolerable.
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