Why would Karlmars need to give us troops?
For people saying 'euros/Eu's' in being general I'd just like to clarify that Mine, Switch's and Heskeys Faction are not affiliated with this attack despite sharing a similar colour on strategus and both being EU scum and that we would never attack Ganner :) Us being a small clan ourselves, And i think the more factions the merrier so smaller is better! ;)
We shall also be bringing some hopefully exciting battles to Na soon!
Please don't generalize. It would be like if Wardens of the North attacked Ganner at bad hour and then assuming that all NA including Occitan and Super Friends and DSE all attack at horrible hours. Each EU clan is unique and most are very much open to having battle times that are good for eu and na if they are fighting on na side.
Just putting it out there that I did have a lot of EU mercs and support for my defenses. Thanks DRZ, GO, and the other EU mercs that assisted.
what faction is "Her Britannic Majestys Royal Armed Forces"
Its easy:
1. UIF dont like us
2. UIF trades with Squids
3. Squids wants to exclusively have EU trade
4. UIF feeds Squids gear and gold for an attack on us
5. Squids wants it to look like they are doing it for Murrica and get support
6. Squids are preparing NA for their masters in the UIF
7. Squids are the rotten seafood here
If that's Dugan the attack was at a decent time NA (for a friday), shitty time EU. And he's our dog now, he chose us.
We both stood their patting our knees saying 'C'mon Boy! C'mere!' and it looked at us, then it looked at you, then it came trotting over to us.
We are currently implementing free healthcare, teaching them to play Cricket and Rugby so they can join our leagues and be worse than us, and also a zero tolerance policy on dental hygiene - i have a colour chart, any teeth whiter than a certain level must be removed. (also we are re-educating them on the correct spelling of 'colour').
Wait we are allied with UIF? When did this happen.
Just gotta get used to NA strat diplomacy guys, the OP has to be a full-on rage-filled post in full caps and huge text about how the war is justified etc. It doesnt mean anything, NA just like wars etc xD
Whereas in EU it's a web of grudges and old alliances and people are actually genuinely saying their opinions when making posts like OP here lol.
As far as I know we aren't trading with EU, I just checked the map and none of our members are over there. We aren't attacking the EU factions near Narra because we like to be friendly with our neighbors, that's all. Saying that we're 'working for our UIF masters' is laughable. The Republic of Squids fights wars to expand our territory, which brings greater wealth and influence. I don't know if Acre is trading at Shulus, I don't know if they're trading with EU, but they could be and with the trade embargo it seems more likely that they are. Regardless, it's a lone village that doesn't have very many troops in it. It's way at the corner of the map where we could get good distance bonuses. Taking it would limit the Kingdom of Acre's options. Attacking seems like a natural conclusion.
If that were true Legs, then why do the Squids sell so many fiefs?
greater wealth
"report fkng russians"
"report fkng russians"
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"report fkng russians"
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Its easy:
1. UIF dont like us
2. UIF trades with Squids
3. Squids wants to exclusively have EU trade
4. UIF feeds Squids gear and gold for an attack on us
5. Squids wants it to look like they are doing it for Murrica and get support
6. Squids are preparing NA for their masters in the UIF
7. Squids are the rotten seafood here
The evil all seeing Squideye:
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Shhhhh.........We fooled everyone since the beginning of strat saying that murdertron and G-Force were funded by UIF. In reality it was us the whole time. Jedi mind tricks are real.
Squids, after dealing with EUs, build us death star, we'll check progress next month.While Im in EU you might aswell give us gear because we are allied afterall right?
Squids, after dealing with EUs, build us death star, we'll check progress next month.
That is thy bidding, my master?. Look above the gates of Narra. They shall join us or die.
The full-scale superlaser was built in the first Death Star and was used six times—it was first used during a Rebel raid on the Death Star, when Rebel agent X2 used the yet-unfinished superlaser to destroy one of the escorting Star Destroyers, then it was fired once with four percent power to destroy the Fortressa, a Lucrehulk-class battleship under Rebel control, three shots were fired as a secret test shortly after, to destroy the prison planet Despayre, and another shot with full power to destroy Alderaan and demonstrate the Galactic Empire's strength.
Wouldn't you technically die as well if the Death Star was to shoot?
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Fuck me credit to USA they are doing well in a World Championship in a sport that they arent the only ones on the planet who play. Will wonders never cease.
Ah... America-ball, you know you guys are world champions at America-ball? Nobody else in the world can beat you at that game or even be bothered to watch it cos you're so good!
Ah... America-ball, you know you guys are world champions at America-ball? Nobody else in the world can beat you at that game or even be bothered to watch it cos you're so good!
Everytime I see Ben Kenobi, I always think of some really terrible picture....(click to show/hide)
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This video is mandatory viewing and best represents our strat faction's situation. I wish we could have some gothic plate.
Ah... America-ball, you know you guys are world champions at America-ball? Nobody else in the world can beat you at that game or even be bothered to watch it cos you're so good!
Spot the odd one outWell the guy in the helmet is black.
Are you talking about the one where 300 lb gorillas charge head-on into a massive melee to push a ball across the field like neanderthalic men? or the one where skinny prancing princesses kick and ehad butt the ball and make sure to never get their hands dirty by touching the ball? I'll be honest, watching men's figure skating is less gay than watching soccer.Fuck you I enjoy watching soccer.
baseball [...] sport.
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And yeah, like Heskeytime said, you gotta lay on propaganda on thick in these parts. And it don't get much thicker than the OP.
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I'm biased because everyone in my country who's big, strong or ballsy enough to play America-ball if they wanted plays a version of America-ball without padding all over their body and a medieval helmet to protect their delicate faces. It's called rugby and we play other countries at it.
Our FOOTBALL players are the ones who'd end up playing something shit like baseball (that's our 'soccer' equivalent, you play it up to the age of 10, it's called 'rounders' and then you go play real sport when you grow up), or basketball if they were born in your country (nah, we got no sport for tall people, they just sit at home and cry).
'Soccer' players definitely the weakest/wussiest of the 3, we can agree on that xD
You won't be saying that after I kick you in the nuts...
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It is true though.
No matter which country you watch.
Rubgy and American Football players bash each others heads in and keep playing cause "tis but a scratch".
Football players instantly drop to the floor and roll across the whole pitch just because another guy looked at them funny.
I have played Football for many years, I often was often fouled (However you say it). Never had a single injury, and it never hurt incredibly much.
If someone tears a muscle or whatever then fair enough, but everytime someone else touches them they scream as if their leg was torn off.
Only league that allows fights! And America sucks at hockey
Haha, I know.. in all my time playing I have seen plenty of acting going on. More often than not, though, a kid would jump in front of the ball and take it full force in the gut, only to keep on running after just having the wind knocked out of them. To be honest, I played with some pretty rough kids (probably since they also played american football) who never went down and grabbed their knee in tears just because they got tripped up. Heck, I broke my nose at a game and didn't even get subbed out. We aren't all pussies.... only enough to give us a bad name. :P
unlike most major sports the more professional and high level you get, the more they turn into sissies.
You won't be saying that after I kick you in the nuts...Just saw a guy bite another during FIFA match lol
Sorry about the latest battle time, but blame Squids for trying to move through our lands at this hour. Hopefully both sides can get a roster for this one as well, there's never too much of good field battles!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1629
Psh, they're our lands now!
but unlike most major sports the more professional and high level you get, the more they turn into sissies.
Good luck to Kalmar Unionen people in this war, by the way :wink:
Hey Grandmom, if you guys need some help - just let me know. I can send about 15k.
I hope that Kesh is your best friend :twisted:nope why? :rolleyes:
Why u edited that 100 CD keys bullshit?
Hey Grandmom, if you guys need some help - just let me know. I can send about 15k.
Then we could come and kill Squids and you will lose the struggle and tension you like so much! :twisted:
Considering how most of the battles have been going, you should accept that 15k
Well for being the "menace" of NA, I must say you arent impressing anyone considering you had the element of surprise on your hands
You have lost more troops
You have lost more gear
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Yeah, no. This was enough to make up for any loses.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1587
Throwing away free troops?
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1596
Hard to get the element of surprise on a 7k garrison.
Grumpy?
When I have to fight 9 a.m. battles against all of EU_1, yes.
When I have to fight 9 a.m. battles against all of EU_1, yes.
Why u edited that 100 CD keys bullshit?
Hey Grandmom, if you guys need some help - just let me know. I can send about 100 cd keys.back by popular request.
Hahahh, I wouldnt be surprised :)
Apparently Squids are our enemies too. Since everyone who allied with former FCC or Kesh or Matey are our enemies by default. :))) Isn't that a happy moment. We could be brothers.
So there must be about half of NA clans right now who allied with FCC through Squids.
PS: joking on brothers, since enemy of our enemy is still our enemy :))
Cant we all just be enemies? This allied here and there to this and that by default or untill the end of time is just making all our lifes harder and more boring.
(you are mercing more for squids though, does that make us more of an enemy?)
:mrgreen:
noone in NA is a 24/7 active worker ant like UIF are
If raids are your only way of winning battles thats okay, we will do it right back. Also these battles are great to an extent. Unfortunately us squids do not get the NA roster support we need. Let the blood shed and the tentacles choke your women and children.
If raids are your only way of winning battles thats okay,Thanks, it means alot coming from you....and yes its the only way we know how
we will do it right back.
Unfortunately us squids probablydo notget the NA roster supportwe needwe deserve. - Fixed that for you
You don't? Let's see...
Merc Contract with Marauders, and subsequently merged...
Merc Contract with KBW, expired, though many still sign...
Merc Contract with Her Britannic Majestys Royal Armed Forces, still ongoing.
What are you missing? You piss on LCO, you've openly gone to war with Acre, Astralis, and Frisia.. You are above and beyond the only ones responsible for your merc support. You've even openly bitched at other factions for signing up to help someone take an AI fief. Geeze. You reap what you sow my friend.
CAUTION! Do not attack asstralis or they will forever bitch and moan on the forums at you til the end of time. Butt hurt little baby moonshine.
This thread and the battles I've been mercing for are the veritable proof that NA strat is much weaker than EU's one. When I saw Kalmar's stuff, and what I've been fighting against, I wonder how many time would druzhina spend at taking the totality of the map if they wanted to. They got the totality of NA silver themselves, and almost as much troops, tickets and so on. I'd say around 2 months to take everything, 3 or 4 months if there is actually an alliance of every american clan.
Disclaimer : never said anything about any conquest of the map, just an observation.
On topic, I'd say Kalmars should be taken seriously, since even with 120/130 ping, some players manage to do incredible ratios in strat battles.
Really Holiday? Cause all I've been seeing from Squids as of late is 'Woe is me, woe is me.' Your deck of cards is falling. I think you may have started to realize it....
Don't attack Astralis or they will use a fake forum name and really be Moonshine and post stuff about how every other clan is shit in Strategus when they have done the least out of anyone in the last two strats.
If raids are your only way of winning battles thats okay, we will do it right back. Also these battles are great to an extent. Unfortunately us squids do not get the NA roster support we need. Let the blood shed and the tentacles choke your women and children.
most of NA isn't playing. if UIF invaded NA I think you would be surprised at the strat heroes that would come out of the woodwork to fight the commies. seriously. there has only been one or two of NA's heroes playing lately.
It's too bad you guys picked Geforce over Black Company lol.
Cant we all just be enemies? This allied here and there to this and that by default or untill the end of time is just making all our lifes harder and more boring.
(you are mercing more for squids though, does that make us more of an enemy?)
:mrgreen:
On the topic of the war in general:
Yes we're losing ground but from the start we were the only ones with ground to lose. You had one village and we took it. How are we supposed to gain ground from there? Anyway, I don't mean to sound too defensive. You guys are doing well. You're well equipped, well organized, your commanders are good at commanding and your mercs are good at fighting. It's nice having able opponents for once. Steamrolling a faction with weaker players and less money is fun, but competitive battles are fun too. It's a nice change of pace.
If raids are your only way of winning battles thats okay, we will do it right back. Also these battles are great to an extent. Unfortunately us squids do not get the NA roster support we need. Let the blood shed and the tentacles choke your women and children.http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/farewell-cheers!/msg1008644/#msg1008644
The richest NA factions have trade deals with EU factions. EU is way bigger with way more fiefs, which means more S&D available and better distance bonuses. I mean, take a look at the fiefs tab and filter by market size. You have to scroll down before you can even see any NA fiefs. The top EU fief has 4x as much S&D as the top NA fief. We're well-off in NA terms but compared to EU we're struggling economically. It's rough.
We didn't follow NA strat and didn't pay attention to the alliances. And we want u to fail there BUT, Matey and Kesh is the same to us as Gigner and Dave on eu :) And its hard to determine who u want to kill the most. For now we free to sign up for all, but with new info at hand... maybe u will get more mercs or no one will get any.
And we have to stop all trade for NA clans in EU map who in any way connected to FCC directly or through allies.
FCC did not join this strat.. Kesh and I decided to mess around and make the superfriends. We did not want to be very involved this time around outside of merc-ing and doing our own thing. If you feel like stomping over to fight us feel free. We are a 6 man faction where I do not think any of us actually play the game right now. So winning could happen but it would not be you beating the FCC only the 6 superfriends! We already showed DRZ what it was like to fight the FCC in strat 2 and they did not care for it.
Any clan on strat could say - u so predictable, we knew u was coming for us :) Well i knew u are stupid and u proving it every strat so what :)))
And its always nice to see how u call all of us commis (it seams even polish for some reason) :) And often u relate to whole nation instead of individual clans or players or at list uif.
To me it feels wrong to call all USA two faced shitheads just because i think ur one :)) Doesn't seam fair.
But ur sooo different, thats why we like u so much :)